Made Saw Played

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When the treacherous thief/party face's insanity and corruption shoot past 50 points before the first arc is over.

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>>51017172
Playing muties in dark heresy isn`t really fun, especially if your dm is a dick about it

>>51017190
Yeah, when I played as >>51017565 I had to go to great efforts to hide my mutations. I had a greater mutation even, but I think the others just didn't look to hard because he was too useful.

>>51017227
Never forget the tragedy of Dak Dak.

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>>51017674
i got a scale-like grey skin, usually wear a hood but most people i talk to end up threating me as a walking heresy. i`ve had to soak up being shittalked by the party and the NPCs, even got some knifes to the gutter from the latter merely because of my mutations, but oh boy how they both cowered behind the Constitution 60 Base AP 2 mutant when the fucking herald of nurgle appeared. Im not mad tho, the situations feel realistic to me, and sometimes, you just have to soak it up for your pals so they can keep their plot arcs going without stray bullets giving their under 30 con scores the boot.

Tis a heavy burden, but one i carry honorably

>>51017227
the paladin utmost fear probably wasnt for himself, but for those around him, and what would be of them should the demon decide their time is due. Especially for Dak Dak

>>51017801
Makes sense.

>>51017750
The scaly skin must have been a gigantic pain in the ass. Fortunately for me, I rolled lucky enough on the mutation tables to not get anything that ruined my face. I got the Mr. Fantastic mutation though, which made it so that I had to take great role playing pains to not make it obvious what I had, otherwise I would default to Gumby-ing around.

>>51018050
>have been
>implying the railroad train has fucking brakes

one would wish

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Meet Kwakaroots, the Dragon Shaman.

>>51018147
You should do one for your vampire who vampired wrong.

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>>51017172
>Be DM
>Playing D&D 4th edition with a new group
>We play for almost a year without any problem
>Suddenly one of my player little brother wants to join the game.
>Ok.jpg
>He does not want to play a character, he wants to play the tank from Battlefield1. Not the crew of the tank. A robot sentient tank.
>Massive headache incoming.
> I suggest him to play a warfoged
>No. He wants the tank. He even prints the article from wikipedia on the Renault 1917 and shows it to me.
> In the end the group find an aborted experiment for a new weapon in a dungeon.
>It's a sort of magic/steampunk Metal Slug possessed by the soul of an ancient warrior.
>Pretty decent tank and good artillery support, not great roleplayer.

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>>51018637
Do explain please. The Moses part intrigues me.

>>51017227
>>51017241
>>51018529
Christ there's a lot of furfags on this board

>>51018741
>Anon's first day on /tg/: the post, the new, the experience

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>>51018440
How's this?

>>51018773
Seems pretty accurate by the one or two images from the collages I actually understand.

>>51018741
I would like to blame Pathfinder and not just because Pathfinder is the go-to punching bag. The noncore races are getting furrier and furrier, well past the "dangerously furry" level. I'm pretty sure at this point Paizo is full of furfags judging by how much fetish fuel there is if you look at innocuous comments in flavor text. Like Kobolds having no gag reflex being mentioned casually after their adoration and worship of dragons.

>>51018741
Are dragonborn furfag now?

That's a shame.

>>51018741
More than you could imagine. The ones you notice are just the fringe social retards who can't hide their power level.

>>51018919
Everything is furry if you look hard enough.

>>51018916
you're gonna have to prove that one.
though I'm happy pathfinder kobolds are still monstrous.
Don't get me wrong, I love 'bolds, but they can be made too sympathetic and human. They're best as monstrous.

>>51018947
Not saying Kobolds aren't monstrous, just that Kobold flavor text has some fetish fuel like the mentioned absent gag reflex mentioned in nonsequitur.

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My Asahina Shugenja for L5R. My DM expected a typical fantasy mage. Lets just say he underestimated my courtier skills.

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I started as the CN skeleton with a penchant for explosives and turned into the party's voice of reason.

I still don't quite understand how it happened.

>>51019071
This >>51017172 was a skeleton that could not speak without slipping in at least one pun. He once made so many puns per round that he debuffed the BBEG.

>>51018916
I am pretty sure /tg/ was furry before PF was even published.
Lot of people blame Ruby Quest.

>>51019105
PF is such a convenient target though...

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>>51019094
>He once made so many puns per round that he debuffed the BBEG.
Man, I wish I'd been around to see this.

>>51018962
Not the guy you're replying to but I'd figure it's because they eat huge stuff like whole animals, so they would be able to open their neck up in able to swallow it.

>>51018686
not wanting to budge on the tank thing makes it seem like your brother is a massive that guy or just really autistic

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Drow are an untapped market for hilarity.

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>>51017172

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Supposedly super serious Dark Knight + heavy Jamaican accent = hilarity

>>51019214
He isn't my brother. He is the brother of one the players, said player owns the house where we play.
Also it didn't turn out that bad.

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Monk is strong

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>SCP-infested modern setting
>Make Super-Scientist
>Regret nothing

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>>51018147

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>>51017172

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Built a gnoll character and told the GM I'm running one. GM thinks I'm gonna play a big dumb savage, most likely fighter. Build a rogue instead that classes into fightan later on. Put my best stat rolls into CHA and become almost entirely STR and CHA based. Can't take a punch to save my life, so I surround myself with mooks. Started talking in a NEW YAWK accent and wearing treasured jewelry found in dungeons. Eventually leveraged a treasure haul against a local thieves guild and took it over. Became kingpin of a village a short while later. Fuggeddabout it.

>>51026357
Oh my god, I love how the references build in these. A fucking Tony Pajamas reference, I love it.

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>A female character 16 years old
>daughter of a great military noble man
my DM saw all the time a magical realm loli who can inject full erotic fantasies... and politician conspiracies around her...

>>51020686
You forgot all the butts

>>51018707
Sorry for getting to this so late.
One of my friends decided to run a campaign based on the setting that they made. I decided to create evangeline Von Caligari a young looking, lawful evil vampire warlock who wanted to conquer and overthrow the country. The GM didn't take her too seriously and laugher her off, thinking I was going to play some dumb, fanservicey anime loli. But still they let me play and warned me that vampires in their setting were pretty much enslaved/murdered on sight. The entire group were a bunch of weirdo misfits that didn't really fit into society, a mute rouge, a ranger who spend most of his time wondering through the wilderness and a serial rapist half orc barbarian (more about him later). The party didn't take my character seriously at first, but over time they started to respect and admire Evangeline for her skills and beliefs. After gaining my party's respect all of us, except for the half orc, started creating long term plans on how we were going to get supporters for our cause, and conquer the country. The GM didn't make this easy on us and had to make us work in order to move up in the world.

After spending some time gaining the respect of a few questionable individuals, and going on adventures to become "heroes" in the eyes of a couple of villages we decided to enter a colliseum to gain more money and fame. There we fought all manner of monsters until we reached the last round, and had to go up against a Vampire enslaved by the owners of the colosseum. Seeing this as an opportunity to get one of her own kind onto her side she spared the vampire's life after defeating them, and paid the colosseum for ownership of the vampire. After being set free the vampire owed her life to Evangeline and our party and followed us around. Since then my character began doing more acts to help benefit vampirekind, helping to lead them and other misfits/criminals/rejects of society/oppressed villagers who hated government to freedom. (C)

>>51030814
What went from a previously adventure based game turned into a heavily political based one as we started conquering towns, either gaining the respect of the common people or eliminating those that opposed us. In a few side adventures my character gained the ability to use time stop (the DM insisted) and found the necronomicon. After a long campaign, with a lot of blood, sweat, tears, and struggles our party overtook the nation. People both loved and respected us. Those who were once the scum of society were now the ones that ruled it. It was then, after finally achieving our goal that our Half-orc admitted he wasn't actually Chaotic evil as he said he was and that he was was actually secretly Lawful good this entire time and turned on us attempting to murder and "rape the shit outta me" because he couldn't stand our evil rule. Our party defeated him, restrained him and publicly executed him to make an example.

The game fell apart after a while since there wasn't really much we could do besides possibly deal with another rebellion later. Have the kingdom that I build myself fall apart. It was a little dumb but it wasn't something that I'd ever played before and it was fun while it lasted. Everybody else seemed to have fun too, as did the GM. Only time I've ever had a politically charged game at that.

>>51026357
I want to hear more about their antics.

>>51026357
>>51031138
Agreed I want to hear more about this.

>>51030032
>only zombies can defeat zombies
kek

>>51031580
>Game ends with an attempted communist revolution.

How common is this actually?

>>51018862
I don't get it.

>>51019292
>jarlaxle
My nigga

>>51032847
Rare, most players I dm'ed for try to take over.

>>51019201
The BBEG got so sick of the skelepun's shit that he immobilized, silenced, and essentially neutered it for combat. However, earlier the BBEG made the mistake of having a telepathic bond established with the skelepun- how I don't remember- and with nothing else to do, it was able to focus all of its efforts into delivering choice puns directly to the BBEG's mind.

>>51033313
He didn't play a kitsune but just a regular fox?

>>51035237
Yes.

The most amusing thing was that the DM only asked to see my sheet eight sessions in.

>>51032922
Story time, Anon
I want your to green text the shit out of it

>>51019285
>eric stolz

>>51019292
>Drow Moist von Lipwig
I love you anon.

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It's a habit of mine to make a group shot at the end of some campaigns. I'm working on the last one right now.

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>>51037894

>>51018773
>Iron Folgore
Yes good

>>51030958
sounds awesome

>>51017241
so, he actually made that, what he wanted to do

>>51035237
now, it makes sense

>>51018741
Hello newfriend!

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>>51019730

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Now to lead my party in certain death so we can punch a minotaur in the face! HAHA!

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Sometimes circumstances make you the monster.

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Its important to understand the nature of the contract and the deal.

>>51037918
>3rd row, 3rd column
...the character got shot, didn't she? She got shot a lot.

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"We don't even know what we're doing, our defacto-leader is practically dancing across barrels of smoke powder!"

>>51039432
Oh yes, that is a game entire comprised of princesses, tea parties and being on the receiving end of regicide.

>>51039432
Shot, poisoned, stabbed, sacrificed to tentacle monster, etc.

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"Why do you want your children from running off and getting drafted into a fifth reich child psion soldier army? No sir, not this town I'd wager. To keep your children occupied and moral may I suggest to you my services in forming a youth marching band!"

>>51019443
That's the Aum Shinrikyo guy that Sarin'd the Tokyo subway, isn't it.

What did your character do?

>>51026132
Your GM did good.

>>51039689
Get back to gurpsgen bomrek

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My first ever character in a nutshell

>>51039432
She's been on the receiving end of friendly fire a bunch of times but that's everyone but the gm's girlfriend (guess who?) because she was the one firing.
Most of the time, she was just being a triggered strong feminist warrior from a noble family but it was A ok because she played straight when the npcs and the other players kept treating her like a weirdo. There's actually some quite intresting moments she had with the female rogue who went for a same-ish nobility background.

>>51040170
Don't know who that is. Is he a known shitposter or something?

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Perhaps you guys can help me out.

What would a good name be for a Goblin Martial Art that was specifically invented to defend against bigger races, with a reoccurring tactic of harrying the larger creature with high blows until they 'raise their guard' too high, at which point follows a devastating groin shot?

>>51036253
>Durotar Twice Orphaned
>Former were-shark Goliath Barbarian from a mountain tribe
>Lost two sets of parents
>Woo'd a busty genasi sorceress with a song I took the time to write out of character and sang to my group
>To attempt to solve a mystery involving out of control witch hunts, accused halfling bard party member of being a witch that turned him into this hulking goliath when he was "actually" a fari maiden
>Invited to dine with the governor's wife who was in charge of the witch hunts
>given a beautiful sun dress
>When the rest of the party staged a daring escape for the townspeople accused of witchery, he was left in the guard of several dandelion/lion hybrids
>natural twenty animal handling check
>The party is on the ropes when suddenly, cue the olympic running music, in comes durotar, 7 and a half feet tall, wall of meat that he is, atop this dandy-lion, in a flowing white sundress, singing and axe swinging to save the day
High CHA barbarians are awesome. I also never killed a single person. Just a demon and a couple hags. The bard, though, is a murderer.

>>51040611
And if anyone's interested, here's his song.

When we first met you had me under your spell
Now, without you, I'm in the Nine Hells
You burnt through my rock hard exterior
Now check out my rock hard posterior
Look at these solid rippling abs
For you I'd fight a horde of giant crabs

You light a fire in my loins
And I will rock your world
You lit a fire in my heart
Now I wish you were my girl

You're the brightest flame in the night
And give me the will to fight
I'll hold up my mighty axe
And fight off all their attacks
I came down from the mountain
I'm a double orphan
I lost two sets of parents
And I was a were-shark

You light a fire in my loins
And I will rock your world
You lit a fire in my heart
Now I wish you were my girl

I fight through dungeons for all the gold
But I'd give that all up for you
And even when we get real old
I'd still be down for a screw
I snatched you up in my marriage sack
But you clearly didn't like that, let's roll it back

You light a fire in my loins
And I will rock your world
You lit a fire in my heart
Now I wish you were my girl

My physique is more than a gift
I'm insecure that's why I lift
This is my friend Dave
Playing the lute
He's kept me going this long
And I don't know how to end this song

>>51040650
I'm not interested.


I still applaud your creativity, mind. Gj anon, My China.

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Probably my favorite character.

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Honestly it was a lot of fun. Tried to play the voice of reason in a party mostly made up of lunatics, and it was so worth it.

>>51040675
A crazy gay alcoholic evocation wizard?

>>51041007
What manga is that from? I must have seen it on TG a 100 times.

>>51041043
Dungeon Meshi

>>51041039
Basically. Imagine a Marvel character with the raw magical ability of someone like Dr. Strange, but whose only solution to any problem was 'more fire'. I usually play the strategy-focused face character for the group, so instead I played literally a time bomb and watched everyone else scramble to be smart before dumping all my power points on MORE FIRE.

A lot of crazy shit happened in that game in a very short period of time, but it was fun.

>>51041212
>all the magic into explosions
Megumin, is that you?

>>51039650
Sieg Kaiser Reinhard!

>>51040512
Favored Enemy: Testicles

>>51018916
In context, the kobolds can eat anything (I.e. rotting food) because they have no gag reflex.

/Tg/ made it perverted.

>>51039908
charisma'd an entire town of people, women and children included to die in a dungeon in the name of pelor for a magnificent place in heaven, in an attempt to clear out as much bs as I could before our party arrived. pelor cooked me in a shaft of light later.

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He was such a sweet kid too...In my head. Then the tabletop happened.

>>51040512
Closed Fist Vanquishes Generations.

>>51018943
Humans are animals, everything is furry.

>>51018741
>Kobolds
>Been there at least since AD&D
>Originated in mythology before then
>Short, lizardlike creatures with large societies
>Somehow furry

>>51037894
>Bruce lee with nunchuck sabers
>DesireToKnowMoreIntensifies.png

>>51017190
Can somebody post the full sized Kender page it looks funny?

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>>51050465
Here you go, Anon.

>>51050609
Thanks bud.

>>51050060
He wasn't actually using nunchuck sabers but the image gets the general feeling.
The player is the youngest of the bunch and played a padawan. Gm downplayed him quite a few times through npc interactions and he was a bit miffled so he did his homework and crushed the numbers for an optimised saber throwing build.
After we looted a bunch of sabers from different people (no actual siths but a bunch of sith wannabe jedis, forgot what period that was in because I'm less into star wars lore than the GM but apparently that was à-propos), he had a choice of weirdly shaped lightsabers.
None of them were nunchuck but he was throwing them barely 1.5 meters ahead an them force alling them back, in my head it looked a lot like giant nunchucks.
As for bruce lee, well that player has his personality.

>>51051363
I want to fuck your tank
>no, she's LITERALLY a tank.
I knew what you meant.

>>51040512
Fist of the shattered root

>>51037894
>female twilek
>DM does not see slave-girl/pornstar

DM, step up your game

>>51050609
>top right
Hmm, so kenders are also AnCaps. What a bunch of fuckers.

>>51051963
The player specified MILF female twilek.
We've played quite a lot of star wars, we've been over the usual stereotypes.