/cyoag/ CYOA General

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>>50993559

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(1/9)
I love this CYOA, but it has a lot of typos in it.

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>>50993790
(2/9)

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>>50993809
(3/9)

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>>50993824
(4/9)

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>>50993834
(5/9)

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>>50993851
(6/9)

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>>50993874
(7/9)

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>>50993886
(8/9)

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>>50993900
(9/9)

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>>50994132

>>50993790
Something about this whole CYOA puts me on edge.

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>>50994168

>>50993790
It's 100% one of my favorites. The fantasy/scenario appeals to me a lot, the framing and narrator are strongly appealing, and the choices themselves are good.

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>>50994184

>>50994132
Updated my builds, mostly just removed drawbacks.

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/c2ca60gesbxg78p/AADjf210qDxoGICDjCe9aRaza?dl=0

Class: The Guild Leader

Drawbacks: Muggle, Elemental Weakness (Earth), Pervert +7, 23

Combo Effects: Mega Muggle, Potion Master, Magitek Titan, Dragon Lord +4, 27

Race: Human +1, 28

Death Options: Victory or Death! +5, 33

Powers: Unbendable Time, Waifu Catcher, Realm Knowledge -4, 29

Artifact: Secret Hideout, Stone of Power, Oblivion Potion, Love Potion, Potion of Change, Potion of Power, Seeker's Map, Legendary Weapon, Legendary Armor, Needle -12, 17

Companions: Master Artificer, Master Smith, Spellbreaker, Magitek Golem, Pet Dragon, The Guardian, Loli Mage -17, 0

Quest: The Apocalypse (Dragon)

>>50994132
I don't know how people can tolerate this shit desu. Is it like some Revenge of the Nerds tier fantasy of getting back at a bully or becoming the bully yourself to shore up fragile self-confidence?

>>50994360
My name's not important.

>>50994360
>every antagonist ever has just been a case of bullying

>>50993790
Great CYOA, but I already made a build when it first came out, and it's a lot to go through again and again.

>>50994360
Why are you such an Autismo?
It provides variance, ideas, plot.
>Make some build for another CYOA
>Make a build for Nemesis
>Pit them against each other in your head

>>50994385
More to do with the kind of person who'd play the CYOA, anon.

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>>50994360
>Not wanting to be a cheeky trickster bastard

You don't have to go full Nott M. Portant if you don't want to.

>>50994422
It's a CYOA designed to make you an overpowered unstoppable foe for other people's builds. It doesn't have the kind of flavor or balance to serve as a proper rival.

>>50994426
Take all of the reasons there are to be an antagonist, pick one, and apply it to the cyoa. The art form is by its very nature open ended.

>>50994422
The problem is, if people hate a build from a cyoa they can be butthurt enough to make a nemesis build specifically designed to fuck up that anon's build and claim that build's character is dead and buried permanently forever.

It hasn't happened yet, but the potential is there.

>>50993790
>>50994153
I agree, it gives me a weird Stepford Wives vibe.

>>50994476
boo hoo?

The CYOA police aren't going to kill your character, anon. It literally only exists in only your imagination.

>>50994522
Nice old IP.

>>50994476
While that's an interesting idea,
>Someone else builds it identically with a different name, gasp
>The Nemesis is completely useless now and if they chose a realm-hopping option, they're probably dead in the water in other realms

>>50994527
I'm not worried about my builds.

I'm just speculating on the shitstorm it would cause when Angelanon over reacts when there's a dozen nemesis builds all aimed at raping her character.

>>50994476
>The problem is if someone dislikes a build and then makes a Nemesis and kills that persons imaginary character.
Ohhh no! We can't let that happen Anon! We must stop this CYOA before it claims anyone's fictional self inserted character life!

>>50994476
>>50994576
From my understanding, that's the entire point of the CYOA.

>>50994582
/cyoag/ has thrown shitstorms for less.

>>50994622
Remember that shitstorm over one line about no gay marriage?

>>50994582
You laugh and mock about it now, but when it fucking happens and an shitstorm and dickwaving contest consumes 3+ threads.

You only have yourselves to blame.

Clearly the solution is to make a Nemesis-Nemesis CYOA to counter Nemesis CYOA, of course it also rises the chances of an arms race ending with both sides stockpiling massive amounts of anti- and pro-Nemesis cyoas.

>>50993790
>I love this CYOA
thanks!
>but it has a lot of typos in it.
I'll gladly fix any you point out. Some might already be fixed on my drive.

>>50994210
I'm glad you like it!

>>50994397
That's understandable. Personally, it's been long enough that I could probably go through it myself without remembering what to expect.

>>50994153
>>50994522
I don't follow...

>>50994674
>The Great Nemesis War CYOA
>You and four other Nemesises will square off versus and team of 5 others in an all-out battle to the perma-death

>>50994647
If someone is so easily offended they lose their shit because some random dude "killed" their fictional character, then may be they should get thicker skin or gtfo internet?

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>>50994642
Oh, I remember.

>>50994674
I was actually considering that. Had any build towards one of my CYOAs been ruined (the person that made the build was bothered & it caused trouble) by it, I was going to do it.

>>50994708
Are you new here or something?

People get offended here quite often.

>>50994708
People lose their shit all the time over Burmese drawings, I fail to see how a subreddit about Vietnamese poker would be any different in terms of shitstorms.

>>50994708
I love killing Angel's characters and having sex with their corpses.

>>50994360
There's nothing forcing you to actually be a nemesis. My builds mainly just use banished to shop around for a waifu/husbando to seduce and a world I'd like to live in.

>>50994775
/cyoag/ in a nutshell.

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Been a while since I saw someone posting Enchante/d/ Rings. One of my favorite CYOAs ^^

>>50994873
Funny, the only other person that loves Enchante/d/ rings is Mopeyfuck.

>>50994913
Meh, it had its time of popularity long ago.

>>50994711
So, is everyone going to ignore the OC I posted? And if so, is it because I didn't post it with a giant label saying it's OC?

>>50993790
I love it but I'm a casual so I don't have enough points to be all powerful and have friends :(

>>50995263
The text is too small for me to strain my eyes to read, use more of that empty space you left in the image to increase the text size and I'll read it.

>>50995263
Yes. Also from a brief look over the downsides to all choices outweigh the benefits, which is a good way to make people not play.

>>50994132
>>50994576
Character
>Smug Bitch
>Human -1
>Eternal Soul
Powers
>Gossip 1
>I Am the Law 3
>Corruption 5
>Shapeshifting 7
>Sex Appeal 9
>Got Style 1
>Legendary Hero 11
Artifacts
>The Needle 12
>Love Potion 13
>Blood Quill 14
Companions
>League of Perverts 16
>Noble Woman 17
Miscellaneous
>Bad Influence 16
>Edge of Madness
>Bitch Queen

>infiltrate Angel's /u/topia
>become instant celebrity via legendary hero and being exactly like Angel, only more competent at everything
>spread rumours about Angel being straight, ruin her reputation with the blood quill, set the league of perverts loose to spread corruption of all kinds across the realm, pass laws requiring people to ignore Angel, be a smug bitch
>use the needle to bimbofy Angel, shape shifting to take the form of a man, and eventually the love potion to make Angel fall in love with me
>become Emperor of /u/topia with thoroughly broken bimbofied Angel as my consort
>use sex appeal to get give victorian "lesbians" the D in Angel's bed while being a smug bitch along with my noble woman companion who will become my waifu as Angel gets more and more sidelined
>drive Angel to suicide with gossip behind her back while being ignored in person, straight sex followed by cheating once she's in love with me, and complete corruption of her realm

>>50995263
>>50995361
This, I looked at it and decided I didn't actually want any of the options. It also seems to be stupidly harsh, for example how is it a purely selfish act to strive for a higher-paying job when you now have a true love (and potentially a family) to support?

>>50995361
>>50995300
Can do something about the size; I originally made it this way because a complaint about one of my other cyoas was how many pages it took.

I won't do anything about the content, since that will ruin the entire feel I went for with this cyoa.

Hi, does anyone know where I can find the image version of slut life?

>>50995408
So, what was the goal of this CYOA? Is that a deal with the devil of some sorts? Because as another anon said, the drawbacks far outweight the benefits. It's not enjoyable.

>>50995408
Not the other anons, don't know what to tell you then. If part of the problem people has is that they feel that the boons aren't worth the drawbacks, they aren't going to post their choices.

>>50995413
https://www.dropbox.com/s/ocbso1zp8asnidv/Slut%20Life%20NSFW%20Edition.pdf?dl=0

>>50995494
Thank you so much anon!

I'm on mobile. Does anyone know a place where I can view it directly? sorry.

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>>50994711
>THE MIND
>SANITY

A PALTRY PRICE TO PAY FOR THE GREATER GOOD

WHO CARES IF I MUST SUFFER, THE DISCOVERIES I MAKE WITH THESE FORBIDDEN POWERS WILL BRING A GOLDEN AGE TO ALL MANKIND

>>50995492
It's just a standard pick a benefit, pay the price cyoa to warm me up for my next project after a couple of months of doing nothing.

Does anyone else feel /cyoag/ treat regular content creators kind of poorly?

>>50993790
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>>50993886
>>50993900
>>50993909

>Room
It was a hard choice between High-Energy and Rugged, but in the end Rugged, because I there are other ways to bulk up, and the rugged room would make it easier anyway.

>Sibling
Alexander, he seems bro-tier

>Breakfast
Waffles mothafuka

>Gifts
Crystal Dagger and Replenishing Brace.

>Grills
Judith

>Retainer
Judith (again) and Lizard Bartender.

>Classes
Tactics, Range fighting, force magic, and healing magic.

>Task
Adventurer

>>50995263
>is it because I didn't post it with a giant label saying it's OC?
That's always part of it. Most won't bother to open images unless they're told its OC.

>>50995408
The CYOA is 1600 x 1600. It can be up to 10,000 px tall, so you could easily make it larger. Though, at this point, that would be retooling your text boxes to fit the larger text & realigning the option to symmetrically fit in 3 or 4 rows.

I agree that the drawbacks are severe enough that I'm not sure I want anything. I mean, most of these things I don't care enough about to pick regardless of how severe their drawbacks are like having a country, physical strength, the secrets of the universe, or fame. I'm already zero-stress, so that one doesn't help in the slightest. I'm left with either money or love, both things I'd gladly pick. Except the main reason I'd want money would be to not work. I mean, I guess I could go through with just a few months of it and then immediately retire? If I went with the other drawback and my body grew ill, I'll probably just jump off a building if the suffering got too bad & donate my money to charity. As for love, I don't have the self-esteem for that to go over so well. It doesn't seem to include any significant physical changes to repair that & "perfect match" isn't strong enough language to suggest they'd be that good for me. Ever heard someone say that a couple "deserves each other," pointing out that they are both flawed people suffering in the company of the other? And then my choices for drawbacks here are to either devote myself to someone that I'm going to constantly doubt really likes me... or losing all my friends that I know at least enjoy playing video games with me. I'd probably just pass on them all, if that's an option. If this is the price to achieve one's desires, I'd rather remain unaccomplished.

If I absolutely HAD to pick one... I'd pick love & throw out friends. Worst case scenario, doubts flood my life, feeling me with loneliness until I eventually jump off a building. At least it is less painful than the suffering the money option would make be go through before I give up and jump

>>50995577
They do. I considered making a few cyoas a few years back and stopped because of how horrid this community is.

It's just content creators not actually making what they want, and instead trying to keep the community pleased. The community here is so fucking entitled it's terrible. They're not paying anyone yet expect EVERY demand to be met.

>>50995526
Can't say I'm looking forward to anything you do if this is the kind of content you like.

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>>50995553
>GIFT: Magic

I'd have picked Succubus, but I don't want to have to drink people's souls through their genitals just to survive.

>FACTION: Hellborn
I'd likely have gone with the Symbiants, if not for the Hellborn being the most likely place for me to get some actual magical training. Having power equivalent to theirs is one thing, but a self-taught (from a book) hedgemage just won't have the kind of finesse a conventionally-trained Witch does.

>>50995659
Thanks for the criticism. Same for the guys in the previous posts.
>>50995670
Don't worry, I have a wide range of cyoa tastes. And I have made some with less pain in them.

>>50995577
agree 100%.

>>50995707
>Don't worry
Nah.

>>50995577
I don't know what you mean by poorly. There are like three camps. The people who whine about every little thing a particular person does no matter what, the people who jerk off specific content creators whenever the chance arises because of their depression, anxiety, incessant need for headpats or whatever you want to call it. And then there are people who don't really give a damn, and I don't really give a damn. Yes, there are particular authors whose work I prefer over others, but I'm not going to attack anyone over it, and I'm certainly not going to stroke some guy's ego for what they've made just because they made a few things in the past that I enjoyed. I feel like most people are in the last camp, but it's just a feeling. Maybe I'm the uncommon one.

>>50995577
Yes, what positive comments or actual criticism they receive tends to be outweighed by the complaining and 'this sucks' kind of stuff.

>>50995746
I'm for the most part in that last camp. If I like a CYOA, I'll try to post my choices for it. If I don't, I won't post anything about it. Because, if you bring up that you don't like certain CYOAs you get attacked for it. Maybe by one really bored anon or a group.

>>50995524
That's the spirit.

>>50995746
I feel like there are 3 guys on here who shit on content creators who stand out.


I guess I don't have thick skin but it's put me off making cyoas completely. I made half of one a while back and got like 10 replies telling me they liked it, but one saying it was terrible and he hated it, and it put me off completely. The community here is okay though

>>50995746
There are far more people in the third camp anon, they spend the majority of the time as lurkers saving cyoas they like.

>>50995810
Wait who are the 3?

>>50995577
didn't you

wasn't this asked in the past few there\\ads

>>50996002
It was in the last thread after it hit the bump limit and this one had been up for a bit.

>>50995995
It was just an estimate, anon.

>>50996019
I can't tell anymore because we keep going back in time to old threads and new threads are made at the same time.

Time is convoluted on /cyoag/.

>>50995810
You see, people shit on me all the time but it doesn't really matter anymore, cause everyone does.

>>50996042
Yeah, someone got buttmad at me in the end of the last thread. Pretty funny.

>>50996042
Hell dude I like your content. Even your shitposting has its moments too.

I know it doesn't mean a lot coming from Anonymous but I don't want to post by name.

>>50996042
I guess I'm just not as strong as you

People here can be so mean.

Why is this thread a whiny pity party all of a sudden?

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>>50996125
Are you a creator? I don't get thus comment of yours. You act like the awkward kid trying to fit in with the cool kids.

>Hey you authors get unappreciated too?!
>Yeah some guy totally got buttmad at me in the the last thread! Am i right guys?!
>Pretty funny!!!

?

>>50994711
Perk: Rulership
Drawback: Sociopath

I will expand my empire, and fix the fucking world. What to do first? Hmm. Remove kebab

>>50995394
I like it.
I forget, though, why do we hate angel? Is s/he an attention whore?

>>50996251
Didn't say anything about being unappreciated. Just said a guy got buttmad. I was commenting in regards to people getting upset with individuals on this thread. I do find it funny how mad people get on these threads at the smallest things, which is why I brought it up.

>>50996125
posts like these are why people hate this general

>>50996286
She is very easy to bait.

>>50996205
(You) (You) (You)

this should be enough to tide you over

Why do creators here use names? What's the point?

>>50996329
Anon, it's unusual to see all this complaining about not getting enough headpats.

>>50996286
She's a lesbian who's openly blamed men for all the evil in the world, suggested that all men are rapists, claimed that all women are lesbians who are conditioned to be straight, and promoted the idea of using genetic engineering to create women who can reproduce on their own so that men can be eliminated.

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>>50996438
Man it sure is disturbing, when people post my fetish except that they're totally seriousface and view it as the basis of a political ideology.

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>>50996438
but isnt all of this true?

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>>50993790
>PRINCESS
Of course, dear sister. I remember now.

>MY ROOM
We do look so much alike.

>TERESA
I regret not spending more time with you before my unexpected death.

>VINIAN TOAST
You remembered my favorite. You were always so very sweet.

>CRYSTAL RING/CRYSTAL DAGGER/FIGURE CAKE/STARSHOT PARASOL
These gifts are wonderful, sister.

>SIMON
He has done so much for me. I owe him this much.

>ZOEY/PAI ZAI
Do not worry. I am sure I will get the hang of it.

>DEFENSE/CRYSTAL MASTERY/ETIQUETTE/REGAL HOBBIES/COOKING
I should make sure to protect myself. Still, there is so much I need to learn.

>CRYSTAL KNIGHT (+CRYSTAL SEED)
I am happy to defend my home and my people.

>JOIN THE FIGHT/SEARCH AND RESCUE/HUNT A GIANT MONSTER
These threats cannot be allowed to menace our kingdom any longer, nor can I allow our soldiers to be lost needlessly.

Thank you for bringing me back, dear sister. I love you.

>>50996438
Wtf I hate angel now

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Experimentation

Mutant

Unnatural Anatomy, Extra Limbs, Rage, Agile, Breath Weapon

My body torn, my mind shattered. All I have left is the hunger to kill.

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>>50996542
In her defense, she is mentally ill. It shouldn't be shocking that a crazy person says crazy things. And she has mellowed out over the last couple of years. I suspect she's on psych meds now.

>>50993790
>Gender
Male
I can't grasp being a princess anymore, sis. I hope you can get used to this new me.

>Room
High Energy, Regal
The war needs to stop, sis. I'll shape myself to do this. Don't worry, I'll be fine!
>Mentor
Alexander
Alex is so serious, but i enjoy his company. I'll have him teach me what he knows.
>Breakfast
Fre- I mean, Vinian Toast
France is a beautiful cointry on earth, sis. I wish you could see it. They have this big tower...
>Items
Crystal Dagger, Starshot Parasol
This parasol is peculiar. Can we use its stardust for something? Anyway, thank you, Teresa. Its wonderful gifts.
>Suitor
Judith Ice cream for days.
Judith is so nice. And I love ice cream.
>Retainers
Bernard, High Knight and Fendon
Bernard will be my shield, and Fendon will be my eyes. In turn, I'll be their sword. Judith will probably join us too.
>Study
Tactics, Chivalry, Combat and Charisma
To lead the troops, I'll need anything I can get. Again, sis,I'll be fine. I'm as capable as you to fight.
>Job
Crystal Knight
So much that I'll take your spot leading the Crystal Knights. I'll be guiding thrm as wisely as you.
>Quests
Join the Fight, Enter the Tournament(Paired Combat with dear sis, Teresa)
They'll be useful to protect the town from the enemy forces. And regarding the tournament, I'll prove to you how capable I am. Let's fight side by side, and win that prize. Now, you said something about a cake and welcome back party...

>>50996700
She's mellowed out because she's my friend now.

>>50996996
You trying to steal my waifu anon?

>>50997090
>implying she isn't the village bicycle.

>>50997090
Her father made sure that she won't be anyone's waifu.

>>50994693
>I'll gladly fix any you point out. Some might already be fixed on my drive.
First, you need either more or less contractions depending on how formal or casual you want the thing to be. Right now it reads like Teresa keeps switching between talking like a princess and talking like a sister, and it's kinda off-putting. This is just my opinion though, and I'm gonna try to stick mostly to corrections.
>>50993790
The first bit of exposition after the intro:
>Would you rather be my dashing baby brother or a go back to being my cute little sister?
That "a" shouldn't be there.
High-Energy Room:
>There's magical excersise gear in the corner
It's spelled exercise
The grammar for Regal Room is a bit wonky, I can't quite place why, but reading it is a bit weird.
Double Room
>Or triple or more.
I think there should be a comma between "triple" and the second "or."
I said I'd stick to corrections, but here's another suggestion. You should give a complete birth order for the siblings, or at least let us know whether Elizabth, Diana, and Victoria are older or younger than you.
Julius:
>Julie's a bit too idealistic
I don't know if Julie is meant to be a nickname, but it's kinda a weird one for a guy if it is. It also isn't any shorter than his actual name.
>>50993809
Crystal Ring:
Another suggestion, you should make it easier to tell what is and isn't a Crystal-Based item.
Soul Box:
>The soul can be used to easily (though expensive) revive them.
ExpensiveLY.
Weather Ball:
>Place you hand on this and think of a weather
"Your" hand
>It has to fight against the natural conditions, though.
I don't think that "the" should be there, or the comma between "conditions" and "though."
Fairy Flower:
>They're knowledgeable about plants and fashion, and flower dragons.
They're knowledgeable about plants, fashion, and flower dragons.

Does the comfy cyoa serene serendipity the one
that was posted last thread have a page beyond the friend section or does it end there and whats the deal with lacee? Is she another version of clarice.

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>>50997446

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>>50997489

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>>50997526

>>50997446
Does anyone else notice most OC gets a ton of builds for one thread and then it only gets like 2 or 3 replies whenever it's reposted?

>>50997396
6 pages iirc

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>>50997561

>>50997563
It's the circle of life, few CYOA are so perfectly balanced as to draw attention after they're done and gone.

In a way most CYOAs can be said to be "solvable" in the sense that if you exclude personal tastes there is a correct and most efficient way to play them.

Making an "unsolveable" CYOA is a magic that exists on the conceptual level, but there are a few that are very difficult to solve.

>>50997603
All I know is that it makes making OC extremely unrewarding since you can spend hours and hours for something g people look at once and then forget about almost entirely.

>>50997627
I've got around two that people still post semi-regularly, but neither of them were the ones I put a lot of time and love into. It stings knowing my greatest works were not seen as such.

>>50997572
Huh i have seven

>>50997627
Make cyoas for attention and (you)s is your first mistake.

You should make cyoas because you enjoy making them.

>>50997627
For what it's worth, i've looked at many of these things over and over but not posted builds. For example, Most Wanted right above us.

>>50995553
>Disguised
First, monstergirl harem. Second, trading magical services for information. Third, hedge mages to learn from. Fourth, cooperation with other factions. Fifth, monstergirl harem.

>Magic
Seems the most useful. Siphon is a close second, but magical enhancements seem more versatile than general improvements.
I'd need to know more about both to make a final decision, though.

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>>50996996
Bit of a tangent, but this can be one of the most annoying feelings in the world. I used to be super depressed and generally awful in high school, but I got over it, and became a relatively social person. One kid I knew decided I was his personal guide to not being a tremendous faggot, and latched onto me. He had some issues; cut himself, self-esteem issues, and I did help him out for a while, but the constant worship was too fucking much. I'm glad I've finally graduated and gone to college. Cool thing is, I think I helped the kid out, but it's just too much to be the friend of someone who's that fucked in the head.

>>50996700
>Mentally ill
The leading theory is that she was sexually abused as a child, causing her to demonize men as a coping mechanism.

>>50994132
>The Badass
>Fairy

>Banished

>Realm Knowledge
>Gossip
>Got Style

>Nullification
>Flash
>No Guns
>Divine Essence

>Treasure Chest

>Fair Warning

No quest, I'm not going for fatality.

Send some empowered fucknut a formal challenge to a duel. If they refuse, use Gossip and the money from the Treasure Chest to utterly ruin their reputation and destroy their social standing because they're too cowardly to fight a barbie doll. If they accept and lose, same thing but they also got beat up by somebody the size of a barbie doll.
If they win, good on them. I'll still use Gossip and the Treasure Chest to blow anything dickish they did way out of proportion.
Either way, then an hero and fuck with the next guy. Repeat as needed.

>>50997103
How so?

>>50997136
Has she ever confirmed any of that?

>>50997446
>>50997489
>>50997526
>>50997561
>>50997597

Charges
>Fraud (Pitch Man, Fool Me Once & Expert Seduction)

Drawbacks
>Public Enemy, Compulsion, Notorious

Expert Talents(3)
>Charm, Bluffing, Strategy

Advanced Talents(8)
>Diplomacy, Chameleon, Disguise, Hacking, Science, Small Unit Tactics, Escape, Piloting

Basic Talents(9)
>Small Arms, Evasion, Acrobatics, Flight, Biomechanics, Mechanics, Leadership, Explosives, Driving

Perks
>Psychic, Augmented, Experienced, Storied Past

Weapons
>Reichardt 6, Polaris, Guide Book

Cybernetics
>Ocular Implant, Dermal Transplant, Neural Enhancer, Cardiac Regulator, Respiratory Bypass, Refined Digestion, Audial Implant, Vocal Modifier, Cosmetics

Crew Equipment
>Combat Stims, Fake ID, Wardrobe

Ship
>Explorer with Cloak, EMP Shielding & Sensors

Location
>Independent

Pursuer
>Melanie Krauss & Amy Robbins

Crew
>Amelia Young (Engineer)
>Leah Easton (Muscle)
>Hector Park (Muscle)
>Luisa Ossani (Hacker/Drone Support)
>Sila Demir (Infiltrator)
>Sarah Jolly (Combat Medic)
>Erlea Barrios (Support Face)

>>50994693
>I don't follow...
You know how people were saying that the narrator got the wrong person/Earth is aging faster/something else is wrong? Same principle.
It just seems... too nice. Saccharine sweet. Everything's going fine, you get cool stuff, you're perfectly safe. Honest.
Peoples' "too good to be true" instincts kick in, and they try to find the underlying dangers - even if you didn't (try to) include any.

>>50994693
>>50997306
Continued
>>50993824
Maximillion:
Not a spelling error, but a continuity one. Maximillion refers to the people of Eclan as Ecleans. Earlier in the CYOA they were called Eclans. Judging by the rest of the CYOA, Eclean is the correct version, unfortunately I don't remember where I saw the other. It was on one of the first two pages.
Zang:
>He uses to augment his fighting
He uses "it" to augment his fighting.
>>50993834
Nathan:
>That's the only explanation for he gave it to me without any last words.
That's the only explanation for him giving it to me without any last words.
>>50993851
[High Night]
>High Knights specialize is combat
That should either be "SPECIALTY is combat" or "specialize IN combat"
Pouf:
>However, we didn't quite have any acclaimed alchemists for her to study under.
I don't think that the "quite" should be in there.
>>50993874
The intro:
>You couldn't have remembered the time I saved you from a wyvern when we were kids or when I comforted you after your birthday cake exploded on your 8th birthday?
That is a really long sentence not to have a comma between the "we were kids" and the "or when I." Also I'd tkae the first instance of birthday out, making it "when I comfoted you after your cake exploded on your 8th birthday." It just flows better.
Naivety:
>For now, her brother kept her from being forced into anything too bad.
Her brother "has" kept her from being forced into anything too bad.
Dynamo:
>If he's emotionally unstable, he might lose control, but any other time, he's probably even tougher than a High Knight.
The "If he's emotionally unstable" doesn't make sense and should be removed. You can also remove the last comma.

>>50997840
>No quest, I'm not going for fatality.
>When your build is the poster child for Edge of Madness
What.

>>50997967
Only for some paranoid, self-loathing types.

>>50998051
If I wanted them to commit suicide, I'd have to go a hell of a lot further than just smacking them around in public and making everybody think they're a wuss.
Edge of Madness pretty much requires either murdering their friends/family/etc or mind control. Assuming a decently sane and stable starting point, of course.

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>>50995553
I'll join the Symbiants and be a Succubus.. I guess.. Lotta uncertainty.

>>50997306
>>50997993
Thank you so much for pointing those out. It's a bit too late tonight, but I'll fix them tomorrow!

>>50997967
Oh that. Well, yeah. War is dangerous. They're probably underestimating that. I mean, your presence is enough to tip the scales, but that doesn't mean that a lot of people aren't out there dying even if you choose to stay home and play around.

>>50995287
How does power stop you from having friends?

>>50995583
Huh, people don't normally pick the lizard. You've got a nice balance of combat skills suiting for adventuring.

>>50996536
Ah, I see all your memories are coming back. Just let go of your old self. Forget all about that silly Earth place. It'll be fine.

>>50996895
That was fun to read. I liked how you call her "sis" in return. You'll do fine in the Crystal Knights.

Goodnight thread.

>>50994693
>>50997993

>>50993874
Darron:
>all but the most friendly types of dragons can't be tamed if you don't start until they're an adult.
I'd honestly have no idea what this means. Do you need to start training them as children, or as adults? I can't tell. This implies the latter, but Darron's words imply the former, with him talking about training a young lightning dragon.
Suice:
She's "kill first; ask questions later," since souls can be revived.
That could use some rewording I think, but there is nothing technically wrong with it the way it is.
>>50993886
Chivalry
>it also covers how to be charming and loyal and dependable like Alexander.
it also cover how to be charming, loyal, and dependable like Alexander.
Enchanting:
>Enchantments are much weaker that spell equivalents.
Enchantments are much weaker "than" spell equivalents.
Cooking
>but fresh-baked cookies mean a lot more if you make them yourself instead of get them from a maid.I'm not sure "fresh-baked" Should be hyphenated. I've never been great with understanding where a hyphen does and doesn't go, but it looks weird here. Also "get" should be "getting."
>Plus, I wan to try you cooking.
Plus, I "want" to try your cooking.
Survival:
>With Stealth, your camp will leave to tracks.
With Stealth, your camp will leave "no" track.
Spatial Magic:
>Flight is easy, but many spatial spells are the hardest.
You need a "to learn" at the end of that sentence. And maybe an "among" between "are" and "the."
Divination Magic:
>When future-seeing, it is vague, malleable, and riddle-like.
I feel like this sentence could use some work, but again, there is nothing actually wrong with it.

>>50998219
May I grope you?

>>50996536
>>50998374
I really hate the HURR ALL GOOD THINGS MUST BE EVIL mindset you're pushing.

>>50998401
>>it also covers how to be charming and loyal and dependable like Alexander.
>it also cover how to be charming, loyal, and dependable like Alexander.
Your correction is wrong here.

>>50998433
The royal family is perfectly safe and loving. The only real danger is the war. There's no need to be skeptical of your family.

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>>50994132
Haven't done one for this yet.

Smug Bitch
Angel (3)

Banished (1)

Gossip (2)
Sex Appeal: Women (2)
I Am The Law! (2)
Got Style? (1)
Legendary Hero (1)
Transmutation (3)

The Needle (1)
Scrying Box (1)

Master Smith (1)
Noblewoman (1)

Signature (1)
Skimpy Outfit (1)
Elemental Weakness: Shadow (1)

Mai Waifu

>be moralfag angel
>get sent from world to world with bestie and alcoholic hunk
>convince waifus they should be heroes and give them self-esteem and self-worth
>they fall in love with me because I'm so nice to them and want to marry me, which I'm okay with as long as we only have sex after (polygamous) marriage
>generally work to make the world a better place, slow-burn social engineering
>steal all of the hero's waifus over a course of a few years, while cucking him out of adventures by making sure there's plenty of powerful and morally upright people to handle crises
>and if I die, just go somewhere else and repeat

Life's good.

>>50998215
Oh right, you were talking about killing yourself. I skimmed it and thought you were making them kill themselves.

>>50998467
You have some kind of brain damage that gives you an intense sense of paranoia at all times.

>>50998433
Admittedly that was my poor attempt at a joke.

Because anons earlier in the thread were vaguely speculating on something feeling not quite right that they couldn't put their finger on.

If you'd like, I could post my Normal Mode or even EDGE MODE build instead.

>>50998374
>Well, yeah. War is dangerous
Yeah, but it's a Saturday morning cartoon type of dangerous. The CYOA glosses over all the death and destruction that's happening, and makes you strong enough to not be threatened by it yourself.
Everybody's much happier than they 'should' be, and that puts people on edge.

>>50996649
There are a few CYOAs that are about the land rather than the player's char.
For example: https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Magical_Realm_CYOA

I'm looking to make a new cyoa for you guys because this place has given me great joy and something to do with myself when im not working studying or babysitting. The problem is I'm borderline line retarded when It comes to computer work. What should I study and use before I can make something?

Anyone have pictures of their CYOAs in the process of being made? I know SDA showed part of Battlemage I think being remade.

>>50998570
SDA has image guides to graphic design.

Acquire Photoshop totally legitimately (no pirating or you're a meany), mess around a bit, and you should be ready to start.

>>50997941
Unrepentent conman, thief, mercenary, shadowrunner, etc. I'm the party mastermind, face, pre-run hacker and pilot. Picked these mostly cause those are the roll I like most, but also cause I trust no one else to do them but me(Piloting especially). Ideally, I want to be let in through the front doors, led to the prize by the owner themselves, Have them hand me everything I want on a silver platter all the while thinking what a sucker I am. This means I'm all about knowing as much as possible about the job as well as the world I live in(that's where being a hacker and having the guide come in) and having as many options/plans/back-up plans/contingencies available to me as possible(all that ware, the bombs and the stims that I can make more of). If I'm doing it right, my ship should never see combat that isn't on my terms and a foregone conclusion.

For my companions, seeing as I'm not the gun-fu type, I picked loyal muscles that'll do what I tell them, when I tell them. It'll be a point of pride to make sure they stay relatively bored on the job and Erlea can hopefully help ease Leah softly into her inevitable breakdown as well as reign in Amelia and her ego. And when she's not being team mom, she's also there to be where I'm not and make sure the plan goes off smoothly. Luisa is our on-the-job hacker and drone specialist and Sila gets into the places whose doors I can't have others gladly open for me. Sarah is my back-up muscle and is useful when shit hits the fan.

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>>50998426
Sure.

May I consume some of your spirit?

>>50998626
I'm honestly hoping to have an interesting relationship with my pursuers or at least with Melanie. I'm thinking someone who's almost always caught in the middle of some scheme or another I've got going, even when she manages to capture me(Especially then with it all being according to keikaku, or a bluff). I'll even leave her nicely wrapped consolation prizes in my wake or in her way(infamous, monstrous and unrepentant fugitives and criminals mostly) or manipulate her into solving some pretty fucked up situations. It'll be pretty funny to have her superiors calling to congratulate her about yet another heroic deed/capture only to remind her again that she's there to capture me and my crew, not save/fix the universe.

>>50997684
But what if I enjoy the attention and (you)s?

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>>50998635
...w-what is this image? Source?

For research purposes only, of course.

>>50998635
Too scary. I'm calling the cops.

>>50997797
Wouldn't that count as mental illness if extreme enough?

>>50998598
Where can I find Sandra's guide? And know any good place to buy photoshop that's not mostly of 69.99 because that's too much.

>>50995663
>It's just content creators not actually making what they want, and instead trying to keep the community pleased. The community here is so fucking entitled it's terrible. They're not paying anyone yet expect EVERY demand to be met.
What makes you say that? Which CYOAs in specific did they act so entitled about?

>>50994693
>>50998401

>>50993900
Intro:
>I wanted to give more time for you memories to come back so the bad news of our situation wouldn't be so severe.
for "your" memories to come back
>I'm sure we'll pull through, though
I don't think that comma should be there.
>I'm sure you're good for the peace of mind of our other siblings, too.
Seriously, you're using so many extraneous commas that I'm starting to doubt my own knowledge on how they're used.
Live:
>I shouldn't be selfish, though
Okay, somebody please tell which of us is right here when it comes to these commas.
>even if they've been too busy to actually greet you proper.
I suppose this is technically right, but "properly" would probably be a better word to use instead of just "proper."
>You know, just play with Julie now and then.
Okay, I guess Julie was Teresa's nickname for Julis. I stand by my earlier complaints about it being a weird one though.
Shadow:
>I'd love to spend all day teaching you how to watch out for stranger danger and taking out for smoothies and that kind of thing.
...and taking "you" out for smoothies"," and that kind of thing.
Adventurer:>The rewards are worth it, though.
Another extraneous comma. Maybe.
Crystal Knight:
>The one weakness is size.
Not technically wrong, but "their" makes more sense than "the."
Artisan:
>what you produce will keep the country well.
Keep the country well what? Supplied? Entertained? Something else?
Earth Studies:
>The internet sounds neat, too.
Internet is a proper noun and should be capitalized, unless being used as an adjective. I think you made this mistake in other places but I didn't notice. This is me being pedantic, but I'm going through 9 rather wordy pages, so I reserve that right. Also, another extraneous comma.

>>50998454
It's past midnight and I got up early today, it was bound to happen at least once.

>>50998650
Then I'll say this is a big thread.

(you)(you)(you)(you)

>>50998668
I use Paint.net in combination with MS Paint, and it works fine.

People say my works are all pretty bland though in appearance, so you may not want to do what I do.

>>50998471
Honestly, I was expecting your build to have You're the Hero in it.

Kinda impressed you didn't even use Adventurer for it.

Of course, that means your description is just what you think of yourself, and you're just ruining some dude's life by sending his girlfriends off to get raped and die.
Smug is a helluva drug, after all.

>>50998691
I'm not good with Ms paint, shitty stick figures are all I've ever produced. Paint.net im gonna look up though.

>>50998691
Please use better tools.

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>>50998661
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=59407354
No worries.

>>50998664
Yeah, but it's a different sort.
And she has gotten more stable, which inspires mixed feelings.

>>50998549
That puts paranoid idiots on edge.

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>>50998706
Well, that's half the fun! And they won't be raped, I made that a crime!

I keep on eye out on all those pretty girls while they're adventuring, which means I have to go rescue them!

Also lol, should have taken Mastermind, clearly

http://www.strawpoll.me/12018288
http://www.strawpoll.me/12018291
http://www.strawpoll.me/12018292
http://www.strawpoll.me/12018294
http://www.strawpoll.me/12018295

Alright kids, I'm out of patience, I've been roped into another CYOA and Into releasing one of the several drafts I've been working on.
Please vote and give me a fucking barometer so I can get back into it.

>>50998733
I could make a step by step guide once I am finished with Dark Age of Woadheim. I don't know how good I'd be at that though.

>>50998747
CYOAs are free, beggars cannot be choosers. If you want you could always make your own CYOA with the tools you want, then you'll be able to make the CYOA however you desire.

>>50998374
I love you Beri. Never let SDA corrupt you with his ways.

>>50998825
I would appreciate any bone that is thrown my way.

Parasite City is still under work, going to maybe post an update in the morning once I figure out how to balance encroachment mechanics in a way that makes no particular choice inherently shitty.

Progress slowed since I have been afflicted with a horrible cold over New Years.

First reply that links to my feverposting in another CYOA thread gets to make an appropriate suggestion.

>>50994711
hm, better ones are the second with the lack of ambition drawback (not like I'd be losing anything) and the mind/sanity, so I can either learn enough to have a good time and go to the shrink, or just give it all and see what lurks behind the curtains. second tier is rulership with sociopathy, but then I'd probably be a dumb pawn for the powers-that-be.

>>50998807
>Implying rape isn't a crime already
And sending them into danger specifically so they fawn over you when you rescue them is really fucking skeezy.
>Mastermind
Ah, the full "social engineer" groomer build. Another respectable rapist archetype.

>>50998804
The Matrix/Lotus Eater/venus flytrap archetype is a mainstay of fiction, anon.

If something seems too good to be true, it might be worth looking for fine print.

>>50998877
Cool triple dubs man im looking forward to it.

>>50994693
>>50998676

>>50993900
Spy:
>You can just be an agent that infiltrates complexes undetected to tasks like rescure hostages, retrieve information, or disable the defenses.
You can just be an agent that infiltrates complexes undetected"," to tasks like "rescuing" hostages, "retrieving" information, or "disabling" the defenses.
Mage:
>It has to do with something about the mage be become merely a facet of war.
Either "be" or "become" needs to be removed.
Reaper Witch:
No corrections, but I do have some questions
>Huh, I guess that means princes can marry them.
The CYOA never brought up the question of marrying a Reaper Witch before this, so that part comes outta left field.
>ceremonial outfits and ceremonial scythes
If they use them in actual combat, are they really ceremonial? I guess it doesn't say one way or another whether they wear there "revealing ceremonial outfits" in battle, but both here and under Suice's description it says the Scythes are used in actual combat.
Power Seeker:
Another question. It says Papa was a "mama's boy", but the way it says he founded the group out of "spite" makes that epithet a little confusing.
>>50993909
Search and Rescue:
>but I don't know if she's capable of surviving in the wilderness, all alone.
>She seems to have lost her projection crystal, too.
Extraneous commas, we meet again.
Clean the Storeroom:
>And don't let the image fool you; the room is huge.
I'll be honest, it's getting late and my brain isn't working at 100%, but I think that semicolon should be a comma. Maybe. I'm probably wrong. I'm only slightly better with semicolons than I am with hyphens even when I'm not tired.
>You're more responsible now, so you're welcome to have it back it you find it.
to have it back "if" you find it.
>and I'll tell you if you can keep anything you find.
"anything" should probably be "something" instead.
Enjoy the Party:
>He can't just cancel; these are both major diplomatic events.
See my above note on semicolons.

>>50997306
>>50997993
>>50998401
>>50998676
>>50999096
That's everything my half-asleep brain caught, and my half-asleep attempts at correcting them.

>>50999038
Or you might be a paranoid idiot.

>>50999096
>Another question. It says Papa was a "mama's boy", but the way it says he founded the group out of "spite" makes that epithet a little confusing.
Father loved his mom and was stuck up under his his entire life. He got it into his head that he could be just like her and reap souls.

When he later learned they wouldn't accept even him into the order, he threw a fit and angrily started the monk traditions and their order to have something that was 'boys only' to get back at his mom.

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>>50998972
Well excuse me!

Sometimes people genuinely set into these things with the best intentions. I like the idea of making a world where the chosen hero is unnecessary and consigning him to a peaceful life, where the only mischief is what he creates.

And obviously, I think anyone has a chance to be the main character of their own story. Nobody should have to accept being second fiddle to anybody else. They are the sole author of the story of their lives!

Anything is possible if you believe in yourself and accept the help of a certain someone.

Besides, it's more fun to claim the moral high ground and watch edgelords flail at me for not being the 'darkness they can absolve the void in their hearts against'.

>>50999138
A half dozen people, at least, got the same Stepford vibes as me over the course of the CYOA's run.

If you think that that many people (within this comparatively small sample size) can individually pick up an idea without there being *some* reason behind it, you might just be bad at reading into things.

>>50999259
>A half dozen
I'm seeing two of you trying desperately to force your headcanon on everyone else because you can't accept that people disagree with you.

>>50999259
The Author has explicitly said you're imagining things though, in this very thread even.
If you have some way that he could assuage your fears then please explain it, since he's going to be making corrections anyway, adding some more text probably wouldn't be much of a problem.

>>50999312
The author is not necessarily correct, unless they edit their work to make themselves correct.

>>50999312
He probably wants the sister replaced with a grizzled army vet that rants about killing and blood and his PTSD for the entire thing.

>>50999328
You didn't actually answer his question, which makes it seem very likely you're shitposting for giggles.

>>50999328
Nothing in the text supports your reasoning though. It's literally all in your head. If there was something there to hint at anything being something other than what it appeared to be you might have a point, but all that's happening is you being paranoid, and refusing to answer what it would take to make you understand everything IS as it appears to be.

>>50999298
>Projecting this hard
Anon, all I've been saying is that it's unrealistically rainbows-and-glitter, and that gives off a saccharine air.

>>50999312
Never said he intended it, either. Just explaining why people (yes, including me) get that impression.

>>50999329
Well, she's just straight-up obsessed with the player. Anybody that focused is liable to lose touch with reality.

>>50999396
>Fantasy is unrealistic
Holy shit, really?

>>50999411
>Soldiers pop home and have a glass of tea in between battles

>>50999396
>Never said he intended it, either. Just explaining why people (yes, including me) get that impression.
Then explain how he could alleviate such concerns without changing the mostly lighthearted tone of the CYOA, as just whining isn't very constructive.

>>50998804
It's only paranoia when they're NOT out to get you.

But nah the real spooky shit in that CYOA is how the pain of war is grinding down the cheerful nature of that nation and how wartime is becoming the new normal. Hell, your sister had the assassin personally tortured. Plus the trip to the market, now overflowing with newfangled was to maim your fellow man.

Plus the fucked geopolitical wrangling going on.

>>50999439
works for Touhou.

>>50999460
Other than you who the hell's whining? All I see is someone having fun with a concept and a bunch of assholes telling him to stop having fun wrong.

>>50999232
Excellent first try at manipulation!
>the best intentions
Setting yourself up as the hero-victim, and framing everything around that - nice start.
>The author...
Offering generic inspirational platitudes, regardless of their capabilities or situations. A good way to lead them into doing what you want.
>Anything is possible if you believe in yourself
More platitudes,
>And accept the help of a certain someone
The weak point in your speech. Drop the bargains, Faust is so last year.

>edgelords
The strawman does round that out nicely, though.

Paranoiaposter should make his own CYOA.

Where everyone is an asshole, every power ruins you somehow and your companions are either mind controlled, going to betray you or both.

>>50999542
It's not whining to ask you to elaborate on exactly what is making the CYOA come across in a way drastically different than what the author intended, and how it could be fixed. Because while you may not think it needs correcting, the fact that the author tried to explain to you why you were wrong means he does.

>>50999513
granted they don't have to go far from home

>>50999581
Didn't Quiet already do that?

>>50999581
sounds like unknown armies

>>50999581
A CYOA about the world from the perspective of a clinically paranoid person huh? I'm not sure he has the self-awareness to do it, but it would be fun.

I wonder if he's the same guy that thought that one shy russian waifu would get bullied into cheating on him.

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Hey, i'm looking for a CYOA I saw some time ago, one option was an immortal that didn't heal but would live as a skeleton, another option was a fear monster or something, I can't quite remember.

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>>50999581
And then it turns out you were the real villain all along?

Sign me up.

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>>50999545
>Faust is so last year.

You take that back, Anon!

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>>50999634
I saved this ancient motherfucker in late 2013.

>>50999698
Thanks friend :D

>>50995394

Fuck you.

what is the first cyoa ever made on the board?

>>50995394
Beautiful.

>>50999727
One this board or ever? The first ones were those 'press button to kill x' CYOAs.

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>>50999545
Perhaps you'd prefer it if I laid it out like this~!

I just don't care about being the strongest or the most powerful being in the universe, and I'm not actually all that obsessed with ruining other people's shit. I don't even want to win!

I want to have fun, exploring cool fantasy worlds and meeting fun people. I want to maybe, make some of them nice places to live and enjoy the experience of solving social ills and making people happy. I think it's great to have a boring world full of people who just get to live their lives out attempting to fulfill their most constructive and healthy desires and ambitions, in all shapes and sizes. I think it's great that everyone's healthy and good-looking and there's good food and fun things to do!

Does that undermine the hero's purpose? Of course it does. But maybe the hero should just content himself to a good life. I'm not a selfish or jealous lover- I'm just making marks on my belt so I can keep up the pretense of being a villain and enjoy a little schadenfreude.

I mean he obviously doesn't appreciate his waifus. He chose them because they conform to his fetishes, because they have good stats and figured they'd be unlikely to betray him. They went skin-deep, they picked for power or they picked safety. I love being in love. I love learning what makes people tick, learning their wants and desires. I want to help them unlock their potential, achieve self-actualization and become the best versions of themselves. With the power of blessings, transformations and my blacksmith hunk making good gear for them- they're guaranteed to do well. My bestie can put in a good word.

Maybe if his waifu's become a stronger person and fallen in love with someone else, he'll really appreciate them. I'll even let him take them back, once I've had a little marital bliss! Of course I don't believe in divorce, and marriage is forever. But I'm not selfish, like I said. Other people can love as they please.

>>50999825
Doesn't seem to be much of a cyoa if all you do is choose x to kill and thats it.

>>50999848
That's why they're not really popular anymore. They were just the first instance of the 'here's an image with choices, pick some' concept.

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>tfw cyoa general is full of people bitching and moaning and generally being dumb
>if they aren't bitchy they're a namefag that causes drama because they're a namefag
>if they aren't either of those they're lurking and never post anything
>220 posts in and there are only around 10 cyoas posted

Literally /vg/ levels of awful.

>>50999859
Ah, that make sense.

>>50999874
Nobody cares about old content.

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>>50999874
The 3rd one is me. I take forever to make builds.

>>50999874
>he says, posting a pic that ISN'T a cyoa

Be the change you want to see, man.
Post cyoas, make builds, post those too.

>>50999904
>Started a build for one CYOA 2 months ago
>Still incomplete

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>>50999874
I'm working, mate.

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If I didn't have to work the rest of the week, I would have said that Battlemage would be ready in playable beta form sometime within the next few days, even tomorrow.

Unfortunately, I have to work for the rest of the week, so we'll have to see. Probably the end of the coming weekend.

>>50999914
I feel your pain. I scrap builds as soon as I see a flaw and never have the heart to make one again.

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>>50994132
>CLASS: The Overlord
>RACE: Lich [14]
>DEATH OPTION: Phylactery [12]
>POWERS: Corruption (everything becomes cold, icy, and bleak) [10], Necromancy [free], Counterspell [8]
>ARTIFACTS: Legendary Weapon (Ice greatsword) [7], Legendary Armor [6]
>COMPANIONS: Mad Vampire [4], Pet Dragon [1], Haunted Armor [-1]
>DRAWBACKS: Elemental Weakness (Holy) [0]
>QUEST: Conquest

THERE MUST ALWAYS BE A LICH KING

>>50999943
>Det-Gall
Should've been Det-Boei instead.

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>>50999874
>lurking for years
>make builds and never post them
I am the silent cancer.

>>50999965
Don't you fucking give me ideas god fucking dammit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b09asWzbeBw

I left this on repeat by my passed out friends after new years and now it can't get out of their heads.

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Dark Age of Woadheim will likely be finished by tomorrow. If not, the day after.

Added background images for the anons complaining about the backgrounds being all the same but with different colours.

>>50999987
But imagine it, SDA. Every time the scouts saw one approach, they would scream "It's Det-Boei! Oh shit waddup!"

>>51000007
You should've doubled down and added an American flag to all images desu.

>>51000007
Looking forward to it

>>50999874
I was gonna make a Most Wanted build but I decided to fap instead.

>>50999985
Post a build, motherfucker.
Contribute in some way.
Show the authors that you care.

Worst case scenario, it gets ignored.
Actual worst case scenario is shitposters trolling you, but that only happens under weird, specific circumstances.

>>50998820
>The anon I was talking about Africa with was Highlander
Ha

>>50997446
>Charges:
Unethical Experiments, both
>Talents:
>Expert:
Medicine
Science
Biomechanics
>Advanced:
Mechanics
Gunsmith
Hacking
Shielding
Repairs
Maintenance
>Basic:
Languages
Charm
Intimidation
Diplomacy
Public Speaking
Bluffing
Escape
Politics
Anthropology
>Perks:
Experienced
Augmented
Well Prepared
Advanced Ship
Well Stocked
>Drawbacks:
Public Enemy
Compulsion
Celebrity
>Weapons:
Enforcer R3
>Equipment:
Phantom
Medical Kit
Guide Book
>Cybernetics:
Ocular Implant
Arm Replacement x2
Leg Replacement x2
Dermal Transplant
Neural Enhancer
Skeletal Reinforcement
Cardiac Regulator
Respiratory Bypass
Refined Digestion
Cosmetics
>Crew Equipment:
Supplies
Combat Stims
Fake ID
Spare Parts
Weaponry
>Ship:
Explorer
>Ship Extras:
Hydroponics
Cloak
Sickbay
EMP Shielding
Sensors
>Location:
Disputed Space, Alliance
>Pursuer:
Frances Bryant
Poppy Appleby
>Crew:
Colton Crisp
Kathryn Fitts
Mianda Gumede
Kazuo Yano
Patricia Bailey
Ed Butler
Joseph Spencer

I love the Alliance. But I fear for it.
Every day, the Collective, Federation, Enclave, and Terran Empire grow stronger, while the Alliance does it's best to merely maintain it's power.
Every action I take, no matter how inhumane or how cruel, was for greater good of my people.
I will not stop my research, even if the people I love brand me a villain, a monster, the scum of the universe.
I cannot stop until I succeed.

>>50993559
>posting a pdf in the OP

And you were even so close to getting it right !

Right, so I had a concept.

>Get In Loser, We're Going Tomb-Robbing! - all about an 'archaeology' team of 6, each of whom has a different specialty, roping you into acting as the tiebreaker for their equipment, research, and excavation decisions

Does anyone have recommendations as to the art direction? I was thinking something light and cartoonish (it's all very silly), but you might think differently.

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Base Creature Type: Avian

Special Abilities
1.) Increased Speed
2.) Bio-laser
3.) Regeneration
4.) Enhanced Senses

Drawbacks & Missions
1.) Budget Rangers (+2)
2.) Magical Girl Team (+3)
3.) Nosy Reporters (+1)

Boss Perks (6)
- Enhanced Defense (-2)
- Enhanced Speed (-2)
- True Fade (-2)
- Band of Mooks (Free)

End Stats
Strength: Moderate
Defense: High
Speed: Final Boss

I'm a laser stealth drone. Turn invisible, snipe the target from far away and at high altitude, and quickly dart away and attack from a different angle. With each shot, there's only a brief moment when the laser is pointing back to me, and I can dive down immediately after firing so that I'm not right along the path of the beam by the time they manage to notice where the laser came from and fire off a return shot in my direction. Between the element of surprise and ludicrous speed, I'll be somewhere else by the time they can return fire.

When I start running out of invisibility, dive down and find a safe hiding place to wait out the cooldown. Then, when it's ready again, reactivate it and repeat the processes.

Fair fights are for suckers.

>>51000303
I think Tunebuggy made a CYOA like that.

>>51000335
What, really? Huh. How 'realistic' was it?

>>50999874
One day you'll be able to see the irony of your post.

>>51000352
Not very.

>>51000352
None of tune's are realistic other than america cyoa

>>51000398
Do you mean there were a bunch of fantasy/mythical elements, or just that things didn't work the way they should have?

>>51000412
I'm saying most of the quests had magical rewards as well as it being very pop fiction style.

>>50994132
Stone is best artifact.

Instead of paying 3 for Final Form, but you can pay two to get Enscroll and the stone and have the same thing with virtually no drawbacks, all the other benefits of Enscroll AND a cool looking stone.

You can put a stone of Nullification inside your Magitek Titan and have it immune to pretty much everything.

Sleep on it and get Dream Manipulation for 50% off with no drawbacks. Pillows are for faggots anyway.

You could get all the powers by making a throne out of stones, sitting on it naked and never getting up.

You can confuse everyone by putting Legendary Hero on it.
"Hey look, it's the legenda- wait no, it's just some guy with a stone OH LOOK HE'S TOUCHING THE STONE HE'S THE HERO!"

Think of all the possibilities!

>>51000438
Aw, see, and here I was planning to do something rather like that - sure, focusing more on what your teammates might become, but still.

You got it saved, by any chance?

>>51000475
Nope. Also it had rolling.

>>50997446
THE WALL is now Most Wanted.
>Charges:
War Crimes; Make an Example
>Talents:
>Expert:
Melee
Durability
Stamina
>Advanced:
Unarmed
Evasion
Internal Defense
Small Unit Tactics
Traps
Intimidation
>Basic:
Acrobatics
Shielding
Maintenance
Repairs
EVA
Survival
Charm
Business Management
Anthropology
>Perks:
Storied Past (Murder; Cold Blooded)
Well Stocked
>Equipment:
Intruder
Juggernaut
Bulwark
Guide Book
>Cybernetics
Arm Replacement x2
Skeletal Reinforcement
Cardiac Regulator
Respiratory Bypass
>Crew Equipment:
Supplies
Combat Stims
EVA Suits
Spare Parts
Weaponry
>Ship:
Destroyer
>Ship Extras:
Cloak
Sickbay
EMP Shielding
>Location:
Disputed Space; Alliance
>Pursuer:
James Quinn
>Companions:
Mary Palmer
Nigel Becker
Dawn Greiner
Kathryn Fitts
Nick Wells
Chris Fowler
Hank Alexander

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXp8Th41rBs

>>50997446
War Crimes

Expert -
Melee
Evasion
Acrobatics

Advanced -
Stamina
Unarmed
Small Arms
Strategy
Leadership
Charm

Basic -
Intimidation
Seduction
Bluffing

Experienced
New Body
Budget Cuts

I'll take Scarred if I can have them covering my entire back instead of my face, and if not, I'll take Rookie.

Noble 550
Regal Premium
Intruder
Ocular Implant
Neural Enhancer
Leg Replacement
(Left) Arm Replacement
Cosmetics to make everything look normal
Wardrobe

Luxury Yacht
Ship AI
Jump Drive
EMP Shielding

Enclave

Mary Palmer
Javier Zamora
Gabriela Ibarra
Gustaf Seidal
Joseph Spencer
Hawk
Robert Walker

>>50998471
>they fall in love with me because I'm so nice to them and want to marry me
I don't see exactly where you're getting this from
Or how they think a "moralfag angel" should be in a marriage, much less a polygamous one.

>>50997446

Charges: Piracy
- Ambush
- Make An Example

Basic Talents
1.) Small Arms
2.) Unarmed
3.) Durability
4.) Evasion
5.) Stamina
6.) Acrobatics
7.) Strategy
8.) Charm
9.) Diplomacy

Advanced Talents
1.) Boarding
2.) Navigation
3.) Small Unit Tactics
4.) Empathy
5.) Leadership
6.) Chameleon

Expert Talents
1.) Disguise
2.) Intimidation
3.) Bluffing

Perks
- Storied Past
- Psychic
- Advanced Ship

Drawbacks
- Compulsion

Personal Equipment
- Noble 550
- Juggernaut
- Guide Book
- Ocular Implant
- Neural Enhancer
- Audial Implant
- Vocal Modifier

Crew Equipment
- Security Gear
- Tactical AI
- Fake ID

Ship: Destroyer
- Cloak
- Jump Drive
- Support Craft
- Grapple
- Sensors

Location: Federation
Pursuer: Melanie Krauss

Crew
Engineer: You Jeong
Hacker: Zara Agassi
Doctor: Dawn Greiner
Pilot: Gabriela Ibarra
Combat: Ed Butler
Combat: Hank Alexander
Combat: Hector Park

In an authoritarian state, people are conditioned to not question authority figures. So what better way to rob people than by pretending to be the law? With a Federation destroyer, security gear, fake IDs, and a lot of lies and intimidation, we can relieve people of their valuables without firing a shot. Hell, we can make them think we’re letting them off lightly by just taking their cargo.

And if that fails, it’s still a navy destroyer with a jump drive, advanced sensors, and a grapple. Even if they see through the ruse, we can take them the old fashioned way.

>>50999827
You're pretty much just ignoring the descriptions of the options you chose to pretend you're a good person. I suppose if your in thread posts are supposed to be in character they fit with you being delusionally smug though.

>>50994873
We get it, you're a /d/-fag.

>>51000899
You know that was made here right?

>>51000719
>>51000793
You guys are aware that isn't actually Angel, right?

>>50993874
Jella is...surprisingly not that great of a pick, given Beri's affinity for goo girls.

>>51001008
I didn't think it was, I was just talking to the person.

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>>50993790
>Prince, for muscles
>High-Energy Room, for more muscles.
>Teresa, for fighting
>Vinian Toast, not girly
>Crystal ring, this ring is not girly. shut up.
Since the items I want aren't on the list I just make them myself.
>Crystal Maul, Big two-handed hammer made of crystal and steel that can cause razorsharp crystals to erupt from the ground.
>Crystal armor, Protects you as a well as good steel plate. Areas that are hit weaken until they shatter and will need to regrow which takes about an hour for a small area to a day for a large area. Improves strength and constitution in the user.
>Princess Vivian of Paladia, experienced soldiers win wars, white steel keeps soldiers alive.
>Sydney, so I don't fucking die.
>Whimsy for even more muscles.
>Combat, Defense, Crystal mastery, Charisma
>Crystal Knight, to pick the Replenishing Bracer.
>Join the fight, Guard the ambassador, Hunt a giant monster.

I started this build with Doomguy in mind but ended up with Reinhardt, I'm OK with this.

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>>50999698
Always Genius.

Always.

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>>50993790
>>50994132
I just had a horrible idea.

>The Joker

>Human (17)

>Victory or Death! (22)

>Realm Knowledge (21)
>Got Style? (20)
>Poison Expert (18)
>Unbendable Time (17)

>Oblivion Potion (15), Potion of Power (13), Potion of Change (12), Love Potion (11), Secret Hideout (9), The Needle (8)

>Muggle (12), Signature (13), Adventurer (14)

>Conquest, Savior

>Potion Master, Mega-Muggle (18)

>Master Alchemist (15), Diviner (14), Guardian (12), Changeling (10), Magitek Golem (7)

>Seekers Map (5), Stone of Power (4)

>Master Artifice (0)

>Magitek Titan

You've got the wrong girl. How could you all forget my very soul? Even my own sister!

No, no. It's okay. I have new friends now. They know the truth. They remember who it was who found a knife in her throat. Do you remember how much it hurt? I do.

And you think you can just take some nobody from some boring world with no real knowledge of alchemy and replace me?

Well, I'll show you. I'll show you to trust someone who doesn't even remember you! And when you've all come to your senses and done away with them, I'll end the war myself!

Then everything will be fine again! Hahahahaha!

>>51001154
Wish we had more Japanese scifi these days. Everyone just wants to do typical fantasy or like a very lightly (never heavily) magitek fantasy.

>>51001008
Posters can warrant criticism on their own merit without being Angelanon. Angel's most likely not in the thread as she probably would have thrown a shit fit by now over >>50995394

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>>51001169
Word.

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>>50999698
>THE EXPERIMENT

Everything feels right again. Peace. Contentment. Bliss.

>>51001169
Unbroken Arrow WHEN?

>>50994132
>
What is my rival's CYOA? Is it a separate one entirely or is it just hypothetical?

>>50994132

Class: The Shadow
Race: Elf
Death: Banished (-1)

Powers
- Realm Knowledge (-1)
- Sex Appeal: Men (-2)
- Got Style? (-1)
- No Guns! (-1)
- Unbendable Time (-1)
- Nullification (-8)
- Arcane Magic (-3)
- Holy Magic (-3)
- Divine Essence (-2)
- Enscroll (-2)

Artifacts
- Stone of Power (-1)

Drawbacks
- Witch Hunter (+2)
- Empower the People (+2)
- I See You (+2)
- Signature (+1)
- Skimpy Outfit (+1)

Quests
- Savior

Combo Effects
- None (+2)

You’re right, I am a huge fucking asshole. I’m such a huge fucking asshole that I’m going to ignore the whole “make Heroes miserable” thing and instead I’m going to just do whatever I want with these free powers that you’ve given me. I mean seriously, what did you expect would happen?

I’m not actually looking to make anyone suffer. Not anyone who deserves it, anyway. Banished allows me to realm surf if I’m not interested in staying, though I might take out the Hero if I feel he really deserves it. But really, I’m not looking to kill someone. I’m shopping around for a man.

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>>51001324

Between I See You and Signature, I don’t need to seek the Hero out, he’ll come to me. After that, Sex Appeal, elven beauty, The Shadow’s supernaturally lithe and dexterous body, Got Style? and Skimpy Outfit should help seduce the hero. I See You means he’ll know I’m up to no good, but Sex Appeal means he’ll still be drawn to me anyway, though he will try to resist. Of course, the fact that he knows I’m a bad girl will make me all the more alluring. And the fact that I’m being hunted by that mean Witch Hunter will appeal to those who want a damsel in distress they can save.

Nullification and Unbendable Time will help me keep the Hero from figuring out that I’m technically his nemesis, since he won’t be able to do things like read my mind or play around with time travel to figure out what might happen in the future or what has happened in my past. Holy Magic and Arcane Magic will help me work around the downsides of Nullification, since I’ll be able to heal/shield myself. That plus power immunity from Nullification on top of No Guns! will give me a good spread of protection. Savior will protect a Hero that I like, so long as the whole world doesn’t turn against him he basically can’t die.

For miscellaneous stuff, I’ve got Realm Knowledge for getting up to speed quickly when I arrive, Stone of Power and Enscroll to give me limited access to some of the other powers, and Divine Essence means I don’t need to sleep, so that’s some extra hours per day for scheming, I’m always fresh and clean, for easier seduction, and I don’t have to deal with any of this period nonsense.

>>51001008
>You guys are aware that isn't actually Angel, right?
Yes. Did I imply anon was Angel?
I want to know if they have an explanation for why waifus, who are straight, would fall in love with a woman because "she's nice". And why anon thinks they would be okay with a "moralfag" Angel who is not only married, but in a polygamous marriage.

>>50998581
You're into teasing !?

>>50993824

>Go female because I want to be the anime girl
>Have to get married to a guy.

FUCK. MISTAKE MADE.

>>51001633
Enjoy getting the D.

>>51001633
It's pseudo-yuri if you're a guy, if that's what you're into.

>>51001672
How is getting taken to the Bone Zone pseudo yuri?

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>>50994132
>>51001324
>>51001341
Class:The Joker
Race: Fairy (Pixie)
Death: Death Realm [-3]

Powers:
No Guns [-1]
I am the law [-2]
Divine Essence [-2]
Transmutation [-3]
Nullification [-8]


Artifacts:
The Needle [-1]
Love Potion [-1]
Seeker's Map [-1]
Way Shards [-1]


Companions:
Choose from rival's cyoa: Master Artificer [-2]

Drawbacks:
Skimpy Outfit [+1]
Signature [+1]
A Fair Warning [+2]
Adventurer [+1]
Witch Hunter [+2]
Empower the People [+2]


Quests: Edge of madness and Forever Alone
Combo: Pixie

You didn't think you could just defy him and get off scot-free did you! Due to your plucky defiance of his will to do evil and sow the seeds of despair I have been sent to make you pay! You'll not have a resting moment without my powers haunting you and all those you might hold dear! Though you might nullify all powers that touch you just like myself I assure you there are ways to get around that! Prepare yourself foolish Elf, I come for you!

>>51001633
>Have to get married to a guy.
Nope.
You don't have to get married at all, and it only says that they (the royal family you're part of) won't call those of the same sex as you, you can still arrange your own marriage with a same-sex partner.

This is a little obscure but I am looking for an old cyoa, probably posted a few years ago. It was kinda in the format of >>50999698 but had a few differences. There were several options each with their own stats, but also each option contained a companion that came with it. The options I can remember to the best of my memories were to be placed at the head of a large army aiming for world conquest with some loli strategic genius, to be some kind of superhuman mutant with another yandere type mutant that hates humans, to be a genius that could build a robot that starts brainless but eventually gets full sentience, another form of mutant (can't remember the full differences) that was slowly losing insanity and had some bad ass mercenary chick as a companion (seemed to be based off X from Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro), then there was to be placed in charge of a ancient fantasy kingdom with some female bodyguard, and last I remember which the cyoa didn't originally have but was added in an update, there was an option to be kidnapped by an alien, be placed in a power suit, and be used to prepare the earth for an alien invasion while being overseen by some female alien overseer, and the text talked about the possibility of befriending your alien observer and possibly trying to fight back against the aliens.

This is about all I can remember, I have been searching for this cyoa for a year now.

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>>51001819

>>51001819
>>51001830
I was considering posting it earlier in the thread since it was in the same vein as the other one. Kinda funny that you happened to ask for it.

>>51001775
Ooh I see, good, I want to practise alchemy in peace!

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>>51001830
>>51001154
Genius again.

>>51001714
Pfft. Isn't a nemesis for a nemesis kind of silly?

What are you going to do, little fairy? Sprinkle glitter on me? I'm sure you'll fetch a good price once I bottle you, those pervert wizards just can't get enough of you people apparently.

And really, the TL;DR did say "OR do whatever you want." I just chose that option. It's his own damn fault for putting it in there.

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>>51001964
Pff You think you can TRAP me! I'll simply warp away with my shards, and that's if you can even find me! I'll be making amazing mechanical traps with my TEAM of MASTER Artificers. BUT before that I'll catch that hero you want to seduce and give him a prick with my needle! and some devious transformations! I won't attack you directly, I don't need to!

>>51002006
http://pastebin.com/vrqYhnpu
Look in beri's drive for all the ones they personally did.

>>51002017
> BUT before that I'll catch that hero you want to seduce and give him a prick with my needle! and some devious transformations!
I can use counterspell via stone of power to dispel the change. You might be immune to magic, but he isn't and the effect is on him.

> I'll simply warp away with my shards
You need to be holding the shard to use it. I'll just use my reflexes from Shadow to grab you, truss you up like a roast turkey, stuff you in a metal box, fill the box with sand, lock it, and then bury it. You didn't take anything that would help you break out of a mundane metal coffin. If you can't get a way shard into your hands, you're stuck there.

As for your artificer companion, I can just off him. He'll end up in your death realm, and unlike you, he doesn't have an auto-teleport back, which means that as long as you're still buried alive in your box, he's stuck there.

And since you don't need to eat, drink, or breath, I anticipate that will be for quite some time. Enjoy.

>>51002078
Psh you're acting like you have seeker on me. I'm the one that ALWAYS knows where you are. Also the needle and transformation don't curse or enchant anyone they change the way that person is. You can't counterspell that!

Can I get a bit less dick-waving?