CYOA

>>50981819
I'd rather batter myself.

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>>50981819
No, spirit! Give me death! You promised me!

>>50981819
>>50961404

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Architecture Major

Intro Biology
Intro Chemistry
Intro Physics
Intro Phiosophy
Intro Writing
Physiology
Intro Engineering
Metaphysicis
Nanotechnology
Intro Mathematics
Quantum Mechanics

Robotics Club
Explore Campus
Study
Robotics Club

Locked Scroll

>>50981819
Mind 3
Body 2
Money 0
Power and Influence 3
Social 5

Last update on Nemisis.
Nothing big, the harem supreme overlord is compatible with the guild leader, new text on pervert, did some other stuff I can't seem to remember and increased starting points from 13 to 16.

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>>50984007
LOL forgot the to upload the cyoa ><

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>>50984047

What cyoa are you looking forward to?

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I'm thinking of updating this but I need a few suggestions.
any ideas?

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Last page

I was thinking of just making a new one instead of building upon this as well. If you have any ideas on what my next one should be about, feel free to reply as well

>>50984753
A new CYOA? Do you intend something along the same line of spirit weapon? As in, making something personal?

>>50984574
The Touhou waifu CYOA.

>>50984844
It's been months anon. You have to let go.

>>50984809
it doesn't have to be, I was thinking of doing a lot of different things as well, like a colosseum CYOA or something

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>>50984893
I'll wait years if I have to.

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>>50984685
>Magic Variant Stave
>Passives
+20 SP Boost (80 PT/40 SP)
x10 Strength (78 PT/40 SP)
x100 durability (70 PT/40 SP)
>Powers
Time Warp (-15 PT/95 SP)
SP Bolt (-21 PT/100 SP)
Grand Illusion (-28 PT/ 105 SP)
Clones (-40 PT/117 SP)
>Drawbacks
+30/Fight of The Week
+10/Mute
(+40-40=0)
>Apocalypse
Doomsday

Time Controlling Silent Protagonist (except for using grand illusion to create a phantom voice to speak for me) with the world going full Shin Megami Tensei. I'm siding with humanity because we all know angels & demons are equally shit in the end.

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>>50984753
I want this potion to be made into a CYOA of it's own. Like what kind of fortress you are, different kinds of extra structures you can have inside, what kind of people you arrange to live inside you etc.

>>50984574
Princess maker cyoa

>>50985967
I haven't heard of that one.

>>50984007
Are there any mass enslavement abilities? I'm not seeing thst you put one in.

You could even replace the Dragon Lord (which still is broken with Dragon Apocalypse) with it.

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>>50984574
Page 2 of this.

Rapture got finished, Quiet returned, maybe this guy will do the same.

>>50984685
2 questions:
1. Does Extreme Shapeshift include the abilities of normal Shapeshift, like is it a direct upgread?
2. If I get both Extreme Shapeshift and Indefinite Upgrade and increase my SP enough, will I eventually be able to override the "can't shapeshift into reality warpers/planet busters" rule and shapeshift into whatever I want?

>>50984685
How about a +50-100 (whatever you think is more fair) point drawback for picking an extra apocalypse option (with no limit, so you can end up getting picking all 4).

>>50986316
Why does this interest you so much?
Is it only because of the implication of a page 2?
Fuck that's a clever way to get people to remember your cyoa...

>>50986316
>Rapture got finished
Wait what? I missed that.

>>50986407
I mean, it was interesting enough that I saved it anyway.
Shit, I may have been rused.
Shunpo + Shadow is still best.

>>50986366
>picking all 4
"Oh, sure, everything's going to absolute shit, but if enough humans don't die... Nothing happens! Isn't that a terrible fate?"

>>50986446
Yeah, its author dropped by with the mystery results.
Someone else probably has it.

>>50986564
>Shit, I may have been rused.
It worked, didn't it? Now you remember the cyoa.
Think of how Rapeture hasn't been posted since the mystery page was posted.

>>50984018
Has anyone made a muggle/mega muggle build yet?
Because I think I actually have an idea.

1. Get a stone of power: Enscroll.
2. Slap it into a golem
3. Buy like 15 stones of power and set them up in a room.
4: Golem = scroll factory = deck of spell cards.

But I also have an even BETTER idea so I'll do this one:
Class: The Guild Leader
Race: Human
Victory or Death

Just to address this first, muggle and mega muggle are both being taken, along with Empower the people, pervert and skimpy outfit

30 goddamn shards.

Powers:
Unbendable time, Got Style?, Gossip, Sex Appeal, Realm Knowledge.

21 left

Artifacts:
Needle, scrying box, Hideout:(Free) in the city, Seekers Map, treasure chest (-5)

The following stones of power: (-12)
No Guns!, Nullification, necromancy, arcane magic, 3x elemental stones (fire, ice, earth), black magic, holy magic, mind control

Shapeshifting, I am the law

Magiteck Golem, Master artificer, guardian, Noblewoman,Diviner, (-9)
Quest: Hunter and Prey

Combos: mega Muggle, Supreme Harem guild leader, Magitek Titan


The main and primary assumption is that the golem is genderless and immune to the side effects of the harem combo (Don't have to fuck it.I mean, seriously. )

I'm keeping the shapeshifting and Law orbs in my hideout for my own use. Letting me set some laws and myself and companions/minions to shift forms, mostly for fun really.


And then all I gotta do is slap the other 10 orbs of power into the OP god golem, order it to find and smite the rival with extreme prejudice, and by the way you never met me. And then wash my hands of the whole goddamn thing, let the golem do all the work while I chill out and be a wealthy businessman. Best lazy fuck build.

Technically, empower the people would boost my companions and minions, so isn't kind of a buff for hands-off guild leader or overlord builds?

>>50984685
Blunt Varient: Hammer
(100)
x100 Strength (84)
x500 Durability (65)
Immunity to all active magic attacks and effects (5)
x2 Perception (2)
5x speed boost (0)

Inside Job

When in doubt, tank it out.

>>50984007
is this the same one that you said would be the final update before? I remember it also had 16 points.

>>50987490
ye it was in a different thread

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>>50983655
Completed gallery is up soon, reposting blind picks for this thread.

>>50987527
>Architect
Godlike power?
>Dreamer
Godlike power?
>Dark Web
Become drow gril?

>>50987527
Architect, Intelligence and Errant Hero. Pretty much entirely guess work.

>>50986564
>Someone else probably has it.
I'm on my phone right now, but I'llbe back at my computer in a few minutes and can do it then.

>>50987527
>>50983655
Gallery's done! If you had blind picks, let us know how they turned out.

>>50986333
Yes, extreme shapeshift includes all abilities listed in the first ability option. As for your second question, you can change into anything as long as it can't destroy a planet but with indefinite upgrade, you could potentially build enough power to anyways, just as long as it's not with the creature's innate magical abilities but instead with the raw buildup of physical power.

>>50987756
and of course I catch a typo thirty seconds after I post the thing.

>>50987527
Juggernaut, king, hero
Let's do this !

>>50987811
>>50987756
FUCK HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN

>>50987821
Oh for fuck's sake. Why are genderswaps so common in CYOA ? It's a weird fetish.

>>50987756
>not!Pillarman roommate
>my own city-state
>I can trade with a magic citadel

I HAVE THE POWEEEERRRR

>>50987811
Could you have left one up while you typo fix before deleting?

>>50987756
>>50987811
I had blindly chosen No Small Change, Skinripper, and Chimera. Very happy with it. I get to be the giant waifu. Skinripper does offer some handy immortality but I don't really know about getting much use of it... Maybe I can convince people to let me stab them by compensating them in some way... Now the question is: what can a giga waifu do to make someone give up years of their life?

>>50987841
You're surprised there's lots of trannies on the imagination board?

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>>50987840
>>50987811
>>50987796
fixed for real.

>>50987841
I cater to my audience, and I work with the material I'm given.

>>50987865
Sorry, it was more than a typo, it was missing a couple sentences that were important.

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>>50986446
>>50986564
>>50987728

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>>50987909

>>50987888
>trannies
I don't want to be a girl. But imagining being a girl and the shenanigans I could get up to without the bothersome restrictions of reality is fun. Like when I pretend to be a wizard or a successful human being. None of it's real.

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>>50987942

>>50987841
If it wasn't weird, it wouldn't be a fetish.

>>50987902
>>50983678
>Big butt
>Girl being born from a guy's corpse
>Girl who is a half cat-girl

Chimera is perfect - I can become the most attractive person possible to one person when alone. And I will always be perfect, till the end of days, even if their tastes change.
No Small Change honestly makes life worse for most people. At least it doesn't affect me. Skinripper is an awful, awful thing that I won't ever use.
So I like 1/3 of what I got.

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>>50987951
Sorry, got distracted for a second there.
Here's the new page.

>>50987902
>Dreamer, Chimera, Intelligence
I'd trade in Intelligence for Fawn, honestly.

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>>50987902
As for non-blind picks I'd have to go with...

>Sandstone Keep
It is still amazing.

>Stoic
So I can stay calm and lead this city properly.

>Juggernaut
To gain from a miracle what would otherwise never occur.

>>50987902
Blind picks were Juggernaut, Absentee King, and Hearts and Minds which is pretty sweet. I'm happy with that but if I were picking now I'd swap Hearts and Minds for stoic to help with the Juggernaut side effects.

>>50987902
>sandstone keep
>avenger suit
>citadel

I get my own big-ass castle, that I could theoretically put next to this gateway to a magical fantasy, and I get a robot suit. That's a pretty good deal if I say so myself.

>>50987902
Had taken JUGGERNAUT, Absentee King and Dreamer.
So I'm now a powerful tall blonde qt with a powerful and wise wizard king roommate. I will fuck with his dreams for fun. I wonder if his magical ability/knowledge will let him know that it is me or if my new way of using too much brute force will make him go "nah, that can't be her".

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>>50984574
Touhou CYOA

>>50984018
Latest version of my Madou Kishi Build

Badass
Human
Soul Shards (1)
Got Style (1)
Conterspell (2)
Arcane Magic (3)
Black Magic (3)
Elemental Magic (fire) (3)
Divine Essence (2)

A Fair Warning (-2)
Signature (-1)
Elemental weakness (Dark) (-1)

The Apocalypse

Leaguendary Weapon (1)
Leaguendary Armor (1)
Secret Hideout (2)
Mystical Best (2) (nightmare)

Combo effect: Demonology

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBcexdz9dTQ

I'll formally challenge my nemesis, but wile i do not confront him I will save the people of the land form the consequences of my arrival

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>>50987902
Blind picks were juggernaut, avenger suit, and no small change.

Juggernaut's the only one I don't want, so instead I'll take citadel instead.

No small change is really all I need though. Avenger suit is really just a bonus

>>50987902
Blind pick:>>50987629
It's okay. Wish I took Mystic Fawn instead of intelligence.

Does anyone remember that one CYOA where one of the options is you appear as a 10/10 redhead when you stream?
If you have it, could you post it for me please?

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>>50987902

>Juggernaut
>Sandstone Keep
>Avenger Suit

Basically be a superheroin with my own castle out in the Nevada desert.

>>50987811
>Juggernaut
I expected the strengh, but not to become a girl, but it's fine i guess.
>Hearts and Minds
I was thinking it will be some kind of charisma options, but it turned out to be one of the most fucking useless options ever, like why would i want to go to some shity war as a photographer. Wiht Jaggernaut i probably can be a part of that unit and look impressive, have a chance to use my strengh with no holding back, but again, this war only prmises danger without any kind of reward.
>Skinripper
Okay, that is useful, eternal youth, especially for a girl, as age is extra hard on them. Need to find a way of doing it without revealing myself.

If no blind picks, then i guess Stoic, Architect and Skinripper.

>>50985029
fuck, I will make it myself if comes down to it.

>>50987527
blind picks:
>juggernaut
>dreamer
>intelligence
>>50987902
>Eh, not a fan of juggernaut. It's cool, but I wouldn't have picked it if I wasn't blind
>Dreamer is probably wasted on me. I'd just dick around with it.
>intelligence is pretty cool too. Would likely get some use out of it

>>50988896
Is there a particular reason why you want a waifu cyoa about characters that already exist? I mean, you already know them, so what difference will it make there's a cyoa?

>>50987902

Taking Juggernaut, No small change, and Citadel.
With any luck, I'd become a virtually invulnerable (if I'm invulnerable to bullets now, imagine when I'd be between x3 and x30 times bigger) holy-fucking-shit-strong giantess that got a shot to enter a fantasy world maybe soon-to-become modern fantasy world.
Should be cool, despite all the disadvantages it would bring.

>>50987902
Blind picked Chimera, Avenger Suit, and Dark Web. Only thing I would change picking directly would be swapping Dark Web for Sandstone Keep.

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The Thread's really slow moving, So I made this.

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>>50989739
Change it to Omnipotence/Be the waifu instead and you got it.

>>50989776
Sure, anon.

>>50989776
That crab is so lusting so much...

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>>50989776
Not putting in omnipotence though, as it GIVES you the other choices.

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Here, have some high quality material for a change.

>>50989739
I take choice one. I have imagined her in 500 words for her to be true and I am not sharing it because it is MY waifu.

>>50989856
I take the black magic, it's the best deal.

>>50989856
I will take giving people horrific flatulence. It'll make drill so much more entertaining. First formation roll call? Intense stare at 1st Sergeant. Seventh "DON'T RAPE PEOPLE IS BAD" briefing of the year? Intense stare at CO/Readiness NCO. Someone tries to merge into our convoy? Intense stare at that jackass.

>>50989902
Well done anon, you missed the point of the cyoa, and because I control it, I say you can't have her unless you post the 500 words.

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>>50989816
Can you blame it? Anasstassia is pretty cute
>>50989848
Give me a moment to get started.

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FIND THE FUTA, BOYS

>>50989921
Well you're a dumb meanie

>>50987902
>Architect
Pretty neat. About what I expected, but still neat.
>Chimera
10/10 best little girl option. Never gotten how transformations wouldn't affect age, but it's still nice - especially if I hang around people I know have good taste.
>No Small Change
Again, pretty much what I expected. Being a qtgiantess is nice, too, and Architect helps with the housing situation.

For non-blind picks, I'd probably just swap Architect or No Small Change for Citadel and do what I can to encourage both worlds becoming urban fantasy.

>>50989927
>>50989848
Can I have magical powers as the waifu? I just need some low-level reality bending so I can change the world for my husbando.

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>>50989933

>>50989933
easie it's Cheril

>>50989921
>because I control it
Death of the Author

>>50989965
Sure, but WITHIN REASON.

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>>50989739
>CHANGE ONE EVENT IN HISTORY

I will cause the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand to fail. With any luck, the reduced tensions brought about by his moderate stance could delay or even prevent the First World War, and in doing so rewrite the last 103 years of history.

A Serbian with a sandwich should not have had the power to plunge us into two world wars, the advent of MAD, boundless waves of terrorism, and the utter cynicism and despair of the modern age.

To undo that fateful gunshot is to save not hope for the world itself, but mankind's very ABILITY to believe in a better future! Do you know why the West is amusing itself to death, distracting itself with pointless frivolities? Because the West has given up! This past century has drained from our minds the very idea of hope!

I can prevent all of that, and all I have to do is stop one hungry Serb! Who among you would not do the same? Who among you would not even try to delay the coming firestorm? Even if the war cannot be stopped, holding it at bay for long enough could lessen the effects, the fallout. It might even save the polar ice caps, depending on multiple factors!

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>>50989929
>Kung-fu woman
>>50989933
>Dae Eun-Yeong
I haven't read a thing but she looks like a Scylla, so i'll take her

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>>50989970
>>50989933
Well fucking shit, it's the wrong one. Why do I even have it saved twice

>>50989929
Kung Fu Woman, without a doubt.

>>50989994
Good. Now tell me HOW the world changes!

>>50989929
Not sure whether to take the 10 years of kung-fu training or the viking powers.

>>50989994
>Wanting to eliminate the Cold War
>Wanting to erase the entire fields of nuclear and aerospace engineering
Truly, the worst future.

Has anyone noticed that Quiet disappeared again?

>>50990084
he only existed for as long as we needed him

>>50989933
Right, let's go with the Ace of Wands. What do I get?

>>50989929
Superior samurai coming in. I already follow the Tao Te King and the Hagakure for life decisions so it's like I am already a samurai anyways.

>>50989933
Dae Eun-Yeong + 9 of cups

>>50990084
Yeah, he's gone silent.

>>50990036
The second one you posted is the joke "no vegans" version. Someone mentioned way back that Tabitha would be a perfect waifu if only she wasn't vegan, so someone made a version replacing the final joke in her description to "only bran cookies, it's good for your health", which isn't explicit about her dietary habits.

>>50990046
>expecting anon to know how

>>50990174
He doesn't need to know exactly how. He just needs to write what might happen. That's the point.

>>50989848
0/10 design with demanding texts to play CYOA.

I'll take Charismatic. Obviously i will bang hot chicks, try to get with the girl i love and probably get a better paying job where i would be able to use my charisma.

>>50990036
Are they all supposed to be so fucked up?

>>50990196
It's supposed to inspire discussion. that's the point.

>>50990169
>Someone
Harem

>>50990221
It's the writer's fetish.

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>>50990036
>>50989970
>>50989933
Forgot the errata, anon san

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>>50990036
Using the power of Sartre, I pick Freaky February, change the current month to February and erase the whole "turning back after a year".
And then I pick to be Beatrice Soriano
>dislikes the word "no"
>magical ability to improve on anything she does to the point of ridiculousness
>addicted to hedonism
The only downside is being brown and having to ignore the brainslug.

>>50990228
Harem made the original

>>50990224
It's artificial, the discussion is supposed to be inspired by the quality of CYOA, noty by a mechanical requirment. I don't want to be forced to do mechanical work in order to play a CYOA. I obviously disregard such shitty rules, but do so with heavy heart as i hate cheating in CYOA.

>>50990265
>missing the whole point of the Sartre meme

>>50990036
>Eunice

Oh boy. I'm in for it now, aren't I?

>>50990304
>I don't want to be forced to do mechanical work in order to play a CYOA
It's supposed to be fun, and make your builds the payment themselves. If this work of posting is a 'chore', then why would people willingly post builds?

By your logic of cyoas not having requirements, cyoas should just be pages where you pick something.

I am the king of CYOAs, ask me anything

>>50990270
And the edit.

>>50990399
yandere or 3d?

>>50990399
Why are almost all of your subjects cancer?

>>50990438
Not even him, but why do people do this, attack CYOA creators for making cyoas they don't like?

How Entitled can you be?

>>50990438
>>50990422
I'm actually not the king of anything, I just wanted attention.

>>50990324
No I get it perfectly! I use my imagination to pick things similar to what the cyoa suggested.

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>>50990471
WIZARD POWERS

>>50990471
>qt3.14 gf
Gold would devalue the economy, I don't really care about Half-Life, the Falcon is literally pointless, and i'm not sure I wouldn't use wizard powers for evil.

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>>50990471
Gaben all the way

>>50990471
10 billion in gold and diamonds, sell it piecemeal so as to not upset the global market.

>>50990487
If you want to make shit CYOAs with shit magical realms then I'm going to call them shit because a much better creator made a much better cyoa just a few hours ago and I can expect a new one in a matter of days rather than weeks and months.

You want to be praised for shitting on the floor? Fuck off with your bullshit and die. You aren't needed, none of you are. If you want my praise then you damn well better earn it.

>>50990517
The whole text is a jab at people who complain about CYOAs not having the options they like by pointing out that having to adhere to the options in the CYOA is what makes it fun. You can ignore them, but by that point you're not playing the CYOA, which is a freaking thought experiment you're doing with yourself, so you might as well just use your imagination and make up whatever the fuck you like. Say "I'm the king of the world", there, it's exactly as meaningful. Just don't post it on a CYOA thread because that's no longer what you're doing.

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>>50990593
>He runs out of arguments and posts this

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

I don't need your praise you entitled little child. You need to get a grip!

>>50990593
I doubt anyone wants your praise, but if you could stop having a shitposting seizure when someone makes a cyoa you don't like? That'd be grand.

>>50990549
>between a once in a lifetime opportunity to get the means to explore the universe and to get a girlfriend, anon chooses the girl
You know there are ones right there outside, right?

What do I even do in here anymore now that I have an IRL girlfriend? Used to be a time when CYOAs would have other compelling options

>>50990471
shiiiieeeeet qt waifu or gold?
Probably the qt waifu, nobody IRL shares my taste in music, that's what makes the deal so tough.

>>50990684
shitpost and laugh at the lonely NEETs that don't have a gf?

>>50990593
>bad CYOAs somehow prevent good CYOAs from getting made
How new are you?

>>50990624
That wasn't me but I just meant most of the people in the thread have a tendency to be cancerous including the creators.

>>50990654
>can't show anyone
The second I even get within visual distance of an inhabited planet, I get raped to death.

>>50990725
People need to give constructive criticism, not just shit on topics that don't interest them.

>>50990727
>tfw someone exposes the fact they haven't read the CYOA

Joke's on you, I posted the edited version. It only says you can't show it to "any other human from Earth".

Enjoy that girlfriend, eh? Bet a billion planets don't have another 9/10 on them.

>>50990761
They most likely don't, yeah.

>>50990684
Go on and be free. You have no more need of us.

Well, unless she dumps you and the pain of having lost what you thought would be an eternal love outweighs any pain loneliness could ever bring. Then you come right on back.

>>50990701
>implying that solves anything

I have already accepted my fate. Mocking it will do nothing.

>>50990761
>Bet a billion planets don't have another 9/10 on them.
I'm sure he'll find a good twi'lek gf

>>50990761
Oh. Must of conflated that with the earlier version.
>get spaceship
>fly to other planet
>sell spaceship
>exchange for crappier spaceship
>fly back to earth
>allow FTL drive to be dismantled
>patent it
>get incredibly rich
>usher in golden age of humanity
>die an hero
It's like I don't even need the other options!

>>50990684
Be the change :^))

>>50990761
There's nowhere else that has someone's standards so low.

>>50990725
The only cancerous author who posts on /cyoag/ is probably SDA who just spams smug anime chicks all day long.

You can argue that kit and people who make shitty waifu cyoas that stir up shitstorms are cancerous too but that's debatable.

Also the way MH cyoa causes shitstorms isn't entirely Bliss's fault, its just one or two asshat autists that keep bitching and whining about the culling and now how the primal power options makes warriors too OP.

>>50989927
You ever gonna post it, anon?

>>50989848
>>50989993
>I can be the Eldritch waifu
12/8, best CYOA ever since the Omnipotence CYOA

>Choice 4
You missed an apostrophe in "partner's". The meaning changes from from designed who you're dating, to you being a slut
First off, there's an inherent problem here: The waifu doesn't pick who to be the waifu off. The waifu is chosen. Which means, I don't actually get to decide their appearance and personality.
That defeats the purpose. Then it becomes "design your waifu also you can change yourself":

I'm obviously going to be an attractive woman, but not too attractive. Not airbrushed-model tier, I want girl-next-door tier. Since this is real-life, I'll go for realistic proportions with dirty blonde hair.
Wide hips and butt, breasts only slightly bigger than average. I don't want to sag at any point. Flat stomach, clean skin etc. etc. Pretty. Attractive.
It's important to not be too attractive because I don't want to risk giving off vibes and getting barraged by nasty comments etc. I don't want there to be too big difference in attractiveness between me and whoever I become the waifu to. I still need to be prettier, so that they "marry up". That's gotta be a nice confidence boost.

I have a lot of brain pain I need erased. First off the whole "not wanting anyone getting a glimpse inside my head", the paranoia. General self-pity that no one wants to read about. Erase it all. Replace it with a kind, loving, caring personality. Someone who remembers details people tell, and genuinely wants to get to known and meet people.
Basically all the stuff I'm not. The kind of person I wish I wanted to be.
Also I want to be creative, in the "can draw and write" kind of way. Would be really cool.

Not sure what I'd do differently about education and future job.

>>50990834
anon pls this takes time. still not done, but I can break here.

>>50990731
>he thinks luxury yachts can go "halfway around the world on a fuel tank"
What the fuck do you think these things run on, nuclear fusion? You'd be lucky to make it halfway around England.

>>50990731
>MANSION
>PINO LAVARRA
>HEALTH CARE

AHAHAHAHAHA! THE POWERS OF ABSOLUTE OPULENCE ARE MINE AT LAST!

>>50990758
I can agree with that, I mainly was just playing along with the anon who said he was the king of CYOA.

>>50990813
That's fair enough, I would also argue that the person who used to post the Angel roommate over and over while pretending no one ever posted it was cancerous.

>>50990813
Last time someone accused me of "making shitty waifu CYOAs that stir up shitstorms", I asked him to mention any examples of such characters, but he never did.
Would you do it? I don't know what traits people look for or find attractive in a partner, or what annoys people to the point where they "stir up shitstorms".
I can't remember any of my cyoas that started a shitstorm. People did spend a long time analysing the Trader option in Classes CYOA.

>>50990798
Not if he didn't choose the spaceship.

>>50989848
I have written 603 words on my new body,
I'll send you a photo when I find a camera.

>>50990859
>First off, there's an inherent problem here: The waifu doesn't pick who to be the waifu off. The waifu is chosen. Which means, I don't actually get to decide their appearance and personality.
That defeats the purpose. Then it becomes "design your waifu also you can change yourself":

You raise a good point anon. I noticed a few minutes ago but was too embarrassed to say anything.

Thank you for posting btw, it's always fun to read builds. and i feel a lot better knowing one person used my cyoa.

>>50990731
>Mansion
One of the most important life needs met instantly and forever. This provides a level of security to my life that is otherwise unattainable.

>Ambrister and Juanita
Mostly just to keep things running smoothly. Again, remove worries entirely from my life.

>Healthcare
Chef would have been nice but honestly I need the health care even more.

I don't really have a plan to turn these options into more money but that's not really the point. Money to me means security and not having to worry about every single thing. That's what these options provide.

>>50989856
>Reborn
people beat the odds all the time

>>50990934
You post them HERE silly.

>>50990761
>implying never finding another person who could ever truly understand you is worth sailing through a cold, empty universe, filled with things that think in such an alien way that there is as much chance of you understanding them as the entire population of earth getting struck by lighting on the same day
wew, lad.

>>50987902
>Sandstone Keep
>Devilguard
>Citadel

>>50990956
>anon is promptly reborn as Babalwa Dzanibe in some shithole without running water and a civil war

>>50990956
Famous last words

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>>50990912
I don't give a fuck or have a problem with shitty waifu cyoas, because honestly all new authors have to start somewhere, and waifus is the best means to attract the most attention and popularity so they get made.

The real problem is there is enormous paranoid anti social assholes in /cyoag/ that perceive the smallest and slightest negative personality traits like gullibility, being a widows or non-virgins for circumstantial reasons that are out of their control as shitty waifus that were designed by the author to cuck the player. And they take great fucking offense to those options. Like holy shit they seriously need to go outside and meet and talk to actual fucking human beings.

>>50991003
>born into some third world country
>europe, claim that you're a refugee and enjoy your welfare moneys

>>50991084
I hope you don't die on the way and that they don't throw you back in Turkey or something. At least if you succeed you have a new shot at life!

>>50991106
Well, at least in whatever ghetto he manages to scam his way into. Right until Ahmed realizes there's an adorable little girl next door and everyone around is too concerned about appearing racist to stop him.

>>50991084
That would work for males, but you become female, which means you will be sold into sexual slavery by your parents or forcibly married or some shit like that.

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>>50991112
If I have to go with a Saber Clone I might as well pick the one that's actually a clone of Saber.

>>50991050
The solution is to make all waifu options either used goods, sluts, whores, or any combination of previously mentioned features.

>>50991143
Just pick any of Harem Creator's works, one is literally in this thread

>>50990471
Wizard

>>50991050
You, normie, should go outside and leave us be.

>>50991157
This one at least has Tabitha. Anon even kindly posted the version where she's literally perfect.

>>50991224
I'm at a bar right now posting from my phone and playing pool.

>>50991270
>playing pool.
How
It's so hard to aim
Pay darts instead.

>>50991270
Find some desperate single looking for a single night of fun and fuck off.

>>50991270
>posts on 4chan at a bar

I apologize for calling you a normie. I don't know what you are, but it sure isn't normal.

>>50991292
Get educated pleb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdVRvYnqj6w

>>50991298
Fuck that noise I just want to hang up with my college bros and drink a couple of beers.

>>50991050
>widows or non-virgins
Women with multiple partners are less likely to be happy

>>50991323
>drink a couple of beers
>on monday
Don't you have some finals or something to study for HUH? Do you want to waste your life for a couple of beers?!

>>50991341
>less likely to be happy
You are here to correct that.

>>50991345
Fuck off cunt, the semester doesn't start until the 5th.

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>>50990940
Yeah it's the general problem I have with "become the waifu" CYOAs. The whole, "a waifu can't choose" thing. Still love them. Way too much
>Thank you for posting btw, it's always fun to read builds.
I'm only 1/3 through though.

>>50990859
Oh yeah forgot I'm allowed "low-level reality bending WITHIN REASON"
>only 226 words
Welp! Gotta write my powers, future, and who I become the waifu to.

Since it's my fantasy to give my heart, love, body, mind, soul away to a person, to dedicate all my life, my future, my free will, my being, I would like to be the waifu of someone who isn't a murder or other monster. I don't want a "prince charming" by any means. i think id' much rather have someone more down to Earth. Some person to experience life with. That'd be romantic.
It's hard to put into words sadly. Someone who has potential but needs a push. Someone who can become a great partner with a little work, especially when they have a person who wants to dedicate all their time to them.
Someone who will always be there to motivate them, help them.
yes that's depressing i know

But I never feel just dedicating my life is enough. I can do more. Reality-bending does just that. I can offer more than myself - I can offer the world.
Even if I'm not allowed to reshape all that there is, or do slice-of-life Eldritch shenanigans like teleporting us to the moon to live there, it still makes me a better waifu.
I don't know exactly what I would be allowed to do, but I sure know I'm going to end up in trouble when I reveal my powers. I'll need lots and lots of power to protect whoever I'm a waifu for, so they aren't kidnapped and tortured to get me okay this ended up in a direction I didn't want. Not fun

>>50991345
You have to be 18 to post here, and even if that wasn't the case he clearly said college. Unlike highschool they actually have their shit together have finals before a two week break for the holidays instead of after.

>>50990731
>cocanie
>Talk to my lawyer
>Sevetlana

So here's how it works,
you give me name
you pay
they get arrested for drug smuggling
easy days

you have problem, you talk to Svetlana, Head of customer complaints, hahaha...

>>50991364
Why should I want to? Studies show that she's likely to be unstable, more likely to cheat, and more likely to seek divorce.

>>50991402
>Unlike highschool they actually have their shit together have finals before a two week break for the holidays instead of after.
Well your college is better organised than mine because I only got one week of break and I have finals before AND after it. And after that classes start again. Shit sucks.

>>50991431
Because you'd like her if it wasn't for the "widow/has had partners in the past" little text and people aren't made of maths so you could make it worth it.

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>>50991003
and I promptly migrate to eyurop

>>50991387
>still not 600 words
Look, 480 will just have to do. I ended up going in a direction I don't want.
It's supposed to be my fantasy, not a nightmare.

>>50991459
I'm assuming that's after you somehow escape from the AIDS ridden gangster your parents sold you to at age 6?

>>50991459
>implying your new owner would allow it

>>50991469
That's okay anon. I'm just glad you liked it.

>>50991457
But if she has seen a dick before she will realize that he ain't the reborn Casanova with inhumanely big dick he claims to be.

>>50991402
>Unlike highschool they actually have their shit together have finals before a two week break for the holidays instead of after.
That's not my experience with autumn semesters.
Exams in January after Christmas break, exams in June before Summer vacation. i.e. Christmas break doesn't feel like a break.

>>50991517
In North American colleges and unis, autumn semester exams take place before the winter break.

>>50991506
I do. I like when CYOAs reward me for creativity. Well, not so much creativity, more like "writing down the things I've already thought of".

>>50991568
North american students sure are lucky

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>>50991487
oh sure the early years are gong to be rough, but at some point. I'm going to stab him in the dick, don the mantle of "THE CRIMSON VAGINA" escape to wage a war from the shadows.

you can't give me a back story like that and expect it to turn out any other way

>>50991568
Oh shit, he's learnt not everyone is from NA!! Quick, get the tranquilizer and memory eraser!!

>>50991589
Let me guess you're European right?

>>50991634
Indeed

>>50991628
>implying the rest of the world matters

>>50991387
Let me fap on you.

>>50991457
>Because you'd like her
I'd like a lot of people if their biggest flaw was removed, that doesn't mean I should tolerate said flaw. Only an idiot puts himself at risk like that.

Could someone post the most recent Traveller's Tale?

>>50991740
Well, waifuism/love isn't supposed to be that down to earth and a lot of idiots put themselves at risk because they can put a bit of trust in someone but if it's not your thing I can understand I guess.

>>50990813
You're forgetting Angelanon.

>>50991866
God I wish she was forgotten.

>>50985604
I'd play that if I got to design a fortress someone would magic into being for me

>>50991875
Your punishment must be more severe.

>>50991138
I thought Mordred identified as a dude? Or is it the anime version where that's normally true but he'll make an exception for MC's dick and be a submissive woman

>>50991935
2017 barely began and already I'm disappointed.

>>50991787
Yeah, a lot of idiots do it. It's up to the rest of us to learn from their mistakes and not do so.

>>50991138
>>50991112
I don't everyone's obsession with saber. Like why pick saber? She got a really plain personality.

>>50991957
You must not hate her that much if you're not willing to make a sacrifice for her to be forgotten.

>>50991981
alter lancer saber does things to my dick I can't deny.

>>50991949
Mordred is still a cutie so I do not care.
>>50991981
Saber is a bit of a shit but apparently her design prints money in nipland.

>>50991962
>I would like a perfect woman who will love me forever
>But obviously I'm too smart to actually trust her
You dropped your fedora

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>>50991949
>Red Saber is a transsexual man
That is surprisingly progressive/libertarian for Japan, given traps are joke characters with no chance to get the MC's dick.

>>50991981
F/SN Rider is best.

>>50991981
>She got a really plain personality.

That's what makes her desirable she's literally a blank slate with no negative or positive traits, she's a safe pick.

>>50992009
I don't want to bite the bullet yet.

>>50991981
Because Japan loves gender change shit and she popularized doing it to historical/mythical figures.

>>50992020
>woman with prior relationships
>perfect woman who will love me forever
No. Did you just join this conversation or did you have a stroke and forget the point?

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>>50991981
Personally I like ruler the most even though she has the body of a saberclone. Also shinsengumi Saber is pretty dank.

>>50992012
>alter lancer saber
Fucking Hell. Can Saber be every class?
And her Lancer variant has x-box huge tits now all of a sudden.

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>>50991949
>It is simple how to deal with Mordred. Do not bad-mouth King Arthur. Do not praise King Arthur. Do not treat her like a woman. Also do not bluntly treat her like a man. Do not behave in a stiff manner. Do not be infatuated with other Servants. Properly hear her opinions. Simple, right?

>>50992078
Yes, your (((studies))) show that there has never once been a happy and good relationship before.

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>>50992094
Basically anything you can do saber can do better, saber can do anything better than you.

>>50992112
except failing to be better than you

>>50992031
It's portrayed as a mental problem associated with seeing her father as a dude because she had to pretend to be a dude and Mordred had to pretend to be a dude and her dad is her aunt and her mom raped her and raised Mordred to be crazy so she has a strong desire to be seen as Arturia's 'son' and proper heir to be the 'king' and be loved by her 'father'.

>>50992031
I thought Red Saber meant Nero? And iirc Extra never explained that one.
I've just assumed it's the same as with her being a Saber. She technically shouldn't be, but her Noble Phantasm lets her tell the Moon Cell what to do.

>>50992094
Pretty sure there's a character whose goal is just to kill all the alternate Sabers and clones.

>>50992108
They show it's incredibly unlikely for people who had previous relationships to have happy marriages. Thus, you'd have to be stupid to go for them.

>>50991981
The Japs like plain waifubait. Why do you think moeblobs were big?

>>50992136
>Pretty sure there's a character whose goal is just to kill all the alternate Sabers and clones.
She's a Saber clone from a future where Saber clones have taken over the world and become its oligarchic rulers.

>>50992136
Yeah anon said yesterday >>50992160
This is okay with me, there's some meta acknowledgment that this is some horseshit.
>>50992112
I like this Saber more, she has boobs that aren't super huge but still bigger than normal.

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>>50992193
Ironically that's basically sakura saber's role, she's a rather weak saber.

http://typemoon.wikia.com/wiki/Sakura_Saber

>>50992136
>Pretty sure there's a character whose goal is just to kill all the alternate Sabers and clones.
Who is also a Saber.

Why the fuck is this thread devolving into mindless fate posting too?

>>50992193
>I like this Saber more, she has boobs that aren't super huge but still bigger than normal.

Flat Saber is best Saber.

Either way let's not turn this into F/SNg

>>50992140
Why haven't you cited this source yet?

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>>50992140
>"""studies""" """prove""" that I'm right!
>:^)))

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>>50992221
Someone mentioned Saber, Saber is destined to take over everything. Soon everything will be Saber.

>>50992250
That would require me to respect you enough to spend my time googling it again and then vetting it.

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>>50992221
Maybe we're gearing up for a fate cyoa.

>>50992140
Most people in the world aren't teenage virgins, anon. Someone 25-30 who hasn't ever been in a relationship is worse by far than someone with experience.

>>50992221
Hey, some guy is also saying that a woman who has had a relationship before cannot possibly be happy in another one. >>50992270
But you respect the guy arguing with you enough that you want his approval.

>>50992295
And most marriages fail these days. Not very shocking, is it?

>>50992313
>correlation equals causation
The only point in history when most marriages didn't "fail" happened because people either couldn't afford to bribe the church into getting a divorce, or died too fast to get it over with. And neither of those are successes anyway, in fact, I'd say a divorce that spares the sanity of the participants is by far more successful than a marriage filled with contempt.

>>50992210
Dang, she's too cute. I don't mind a weaker character if she's cute.
>has tuberculosis
>can't Ride despite being a Saber

>>50992313
Most don't "fail", they end. It's the terminology that hasn't caught up with the times. Humans weren't meant to live monogamously for thirty years straight (they were barely meant to live to thirty in the first place) but it's only very recently that divorce became socially acceptable enough to resolve that issue. It's not that people were happier with their marriages before, it's that they suffered quietly because there wasn't anything to do about it.

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>>50992354
As a heroic spirit she doesn't actually have tuberculosis, but having it and being known to have it when alive makes her weaker basically.

>>50992444
I'll still pick her for her +5 Cute

>>50992351
Well when you put the facts together, you get the fact that a woman's chance of having further failed relationships and marriages increases drastically for each failed relationship and marriage behind her, and you get a society where divorce is incredibly common in general, then things are far more well supported than simple correlation.

>>50992361
Hey look, here's the new age polyamorous scumbag to shit things up further.

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>>50992212
MHX is an Assassin who thinks she's a Saber.

>>50992501
I'm not part of this conversation but curiosity demands I ask this question.

Do you believe this applies equally to men and women or do you think it's okay for men to be in more relationships than one?

>>50992501
"Familiarity breeds contempt" is a proverb that predates the 20th century.

Fear of loss and attachment is a terrible way to maintain a relationship.

>>50992501
>Well when you put the facts together, you get the fact that a woman's chance of having further failed relationships and marriages increases drastically for each failed relationship and marriage behind her
Only if you indulge in wishful thinking and logical fallacies that help you arrive at the conclusion you wanted before you started.

>>50992536
>Do you believe this applies equally to men and women
It applies to both but I wouldn't be surprised if the specifics were different. As in, the rate of increase in failure chance could be different. I mean, we also know that women are more likely to initiate divorces these days (because divorce laws favor them.)

>>50992560
Right anon, all information is actually just a fallacy and your thrice-married girlfriend with 40 previous boyfriends totally doesn't have problems.

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>>50987527
>Jugger, Intelligence, Arhitect
>>50987902
Looking good, especially that Juggernaut pick.

>>50992573
You're literally falling over yourself with basic shit here, anon. Seriously, how more basic could it get than "correlation does not equal causation"?

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>>50990813
I live off of posts like these, you know. They're my sustenance.

I am like 75% done, by the way. I think. For the beta.

>>50992573
You're arguing extremes. If a woman has had a handful of boyfriends or even one unsuccessful marriage, the statistical correlation is pretty tiny. That kind of stuff is relatively normal.

>>50992606
I understand it. You fail to, because you'll go down screaming it to your last breath as a crutch to ignore statistics.

>>50992612
>the statistical correlation is pretty tiny
It more than doubles her chances of another failed marriage. That's not 'tiny'.

>>50992612
Actually, if we're talking about dating instead of marriage the correlation is negative.

>>50992612
You sound kind of desperate to find a girl desu

>>50992644
Telling someone they're misusing statistics is not ignoring statistics, anon. I'm just telling you to make a competent argument if you want to argue.

If this is the alternative can we go back to fateposting.

>>50992644
>You fail to, because you'll go down screaming it to your last breath as a crutch to ignore statistics.
Which you still haven't supported, one might add. Burden of proof, anon. You can claim that you don't want to do it for some random dude on the internet but in that case don't expect them to believe you.

>>50992610
Yay!!!


By the way is Stardust done? I remember you mentioning another possible DLC but don't remember if you said you were actually going to do it.

>>50992672
Ignoring statistical evidence is ignoring statistical evidence. You're the kind of person that'd ignore a study telling you that eating too much McDonalds is unhealthy.

You do realize this was actually the kind of behavior that got us pruned in the first place, right?

>>50992704
No one has posted any evidence though, we just have some retard yelling shit he made up.

>>50992704
If your "evidence" only exist because of one of the most common logical fallacies around, then it's not evidence. Now pull it together before you come back.

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>>50992687
Sure.
Is there any master/servant pair in the 5th war that could beat these two, if Kerei doesn't end up killing Bazett before they can go out and start wrecking everyone's shit?

>>50992730
We deserve it for feeding the attention whore by arguing with him instead of hiding his posts.

Guys, take the /pol/ shitposting back where it belongs before you get /cyoag/ banned as a concept instead of individual threads. Fuck.

>>50992693
The main CYOA is done. DLCs were always just a twinkle in my eye, nothing more. If I ever get to them or work on more rebalancing on the main CYOA, it'll be next year's end.

Once Battlemage is over, I'm retiring from making big CYOAs and am probably gonna keep to making shitty smaller ones.

>>50992730
Eh, we've had bigger chunks of threads cut out without us being totally pruned.

This thread is almost done anyway.

Not that I'm supporting this kind of autistic screeching, just that it's not like the sky is falling quite yet.

>>50992140
> it's incredibly unlikely for people who had previous relationships to have happy marriages

> Incredibly unlikely

So you're claiming that the vast majority of people who have had more than one relationship can't have a happy marriage? What stats back that up?

>>50992730
Nope. I try to put in some effort into not "realizing" wrong things.

>>50992756
Caster-boosted Kuzuki maybe? Also I think the narrative claimed that if Rin had summoned Saber they'd be unbeatable but it never explained why when they're not unbeatable in UBW.

>>50992769
>'m retiring from making big CYOAs and am probably gonna keep to making shitty smaller ones
That's actually good news

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>>50992730
The /pol/ shitposters didn't care about that last time, and since when have they ever changed?

>>50992730
Two 'prunings'.

One was a bitchfit that deleted all CYOA threads.

One involved a discussion of Islam.

If you've been here for a long time, you'll realize this kind of argument is common and normally doesn't result in any problems. If you don't want it to be pruned, you can get over yourself and not mass report conversations you don't like.

>>50992746
>It's a logical fallacy to apply proven statistics because they hurt my feelings.
>I'm going to whine about fallacies without knowing about the fallacy fallacy.

>>50992730
Then I'll finally be free from this place.

>>50992828
> If you don't want it to be pruned, you can get over yourself and not mass report conversations you don't like.
> implying shitlibs can ever get over themselves
Clearly someone has forgotten the CTR shills that swarmed all over this board for months.

>>50992828
>It's not our fault for being off topic in the first place, it's your fault for reporting us!

/pol/ retardation never ceases to amaze.

>>50992730
Lately I've seen threads about things like classic campaign settings pruned, where the people there were literally discussing only on topic shit.

No, the prunings are happening because we have a janitor or two who are newfags or crossboarders for some reason, probably to do with fake nip moot.

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>>50992803
Kuzuki can't defend against Gae Bolg, and unlike Saber and Excalibur, Lancer doesn't need to worry about not having any mana afterwards. Even if he did, I'm sure Bazett would be more than willing to fix that problem. Also, his fight with Bazett in Hollow Atraxia show he doesn't mind using it against normal humans.

>>50992868
>Look at those silly SJW trying to make arguments based on their feelings
>Unlike the superior me, who makes them based on absolutely fucking nothing
Provide those statistics or stop relying on them.

>>50992882
Mods are SJWs, in other news water is wet.

>>50992876
Politics haven't even entered into this conversation once, little one.

Nobody in this thread cares about 'off topic'. They just sit around and bitch about whatever spins off from a CYOA. Be less of a newfag.

>>50992868
Applying statistics in a fallacious way is still fallacious even if the statistics are correct.

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I'd post a CYOA but I don't have any good ones saved. Sorry 'bout that.

>>50987902
So if I go Juggernaut/Avenger Suit/No Small Change, how long do I have before I completely lose all capacity for mercy, diplomacy, and enjoying the little things in life?

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>>50990036
>Dead in five years...
Good.. great.. fuck.

>>50992896
> HURR DURR I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GOOGLE

>>50992789
Higher incidences of divorce among women who have been married before or otherwise had prior relationships.

>>50992756
If they were just going all out probably no one in a fair fight. If Sakura and Rider could avoid getting one shot by lancer they'd win in a drawn out fight. Other servant master pairs would also stand a chance but it'd certainly require some luck. Luckily anyone going against lancer should have that in spades.

>>50992896
I haven't mentioned 'SJW' once. Stop projecting politics into this.

>>50992901
Oh? So what you're saying is that information gained from statistics is meaningless?

>>50992876
Grow the fuck up and learn to deal with facts that don't line up with your precious liberal dogma. This is a thai finger painting site, not your precious safe space.

>>50992924
Neither do you, judging by your lack of citations.

>>50992948
>Oh? So what you're saying is that information gained from statistics is meaningless?
Nope, far from it. Try reading what I wrote again.

>>50992894
He had to be talked into using it in HA, although granted that was probably because of the target. As for Kuzuki, I figure his surprise factor would still work. Unless Lancer watched him fight someone else he wouldn't know to lead with Gae Bolg, it's at least possible Kuzuki could gank him that way.

>>50992963
I read it. You think the statistics showing women who had previous marriages and relationships have higher incidences of divorce is meaningless, since you keep shouting that they don't for some reason.

>>50992950
Don't worry. I'll get my time to laugh when you get us banned wholesale and thrown off to another board because you refused to be on topic. I'm not even american or european your shitty political problems aren't my worries.

>>50992930
Higher incidences =/= "incredibly unlikely"

"Higher incidences of divorce" just means an increased divorce rate. "Incredibly unlikely" means that failure is significantly more likely than not. Where is your support for saying it's "incredibly unlikely"?

>>50992984
Wanna know how everyone can spot that you're new to these threads?

>>50992950
>I can't color inside the lines!
>Clearly that means you're a liberal!

I wouldn't even care if it weren't for the fact that not a single CYOA has been posted in the CYOA thread for more than half the thread.

This is /tg/. /tg/. Do you know what that means? Do you know what a Global Rule is?

>>50992980
>I read it. You think the statistics showing women who had previous marriages and relationships have higher incidences of divorce is meaningless, since you keep shouting that they don't for some reason.
Nope. I'm telling you that you don't know how to read statistics without making a "first week of statistics 101" level mistake, not that there's a problem with the statistics themselves.

>>50993000
>not a single CYOA has been posted in the CYOA thread for more than half the thread.
This is normal here. Nobody wants to make builds for old shit, so unless you have OC there's not much to do.

>>50992996
wanna know why I don't give a shit what inane bullshit you think?

I visit these threads for CYOAs.

>>50992361
>(they were barely meant to live to thirty in the first place)

Yes we were, you moron. Average human lifespan is around 60-70, if you take out all the babies that died pre-modern medicine.

>>50992995
It's more likely than not that they will have another divorce. Something like an increase to sixty percent.

>>50993008
>Nope
So you agree that these statistics show that women with prior relationships are more likely to experience a divorce?

>>50993029
>wanna know why I don't give a shit
Because you're new and don't understand the thread culture yet.

>>50993000
> I wouldn't even care if it weren't for the fact that not a single CYOA has been posted in the CYOA thread for more than half the thread.

So? Then post a CYOA and quit your bitching. Your laziness doesn't justify trying to ban