SS13: Singularity Below Arrivals Shuttle, Glass Cannon in the

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>>50976123
>nappist gets permabanned
>Mezzo holds gimmick rounds like the Captain Olympics
>Gordon is made an admin for some reason
>Nernums codes in nunchucks and makeshift axes
>August 12th Pancor shotgun gets added
>Shower_thing is actually 12 and gets permabanned for being such
>I found him on LLA a few months later and bullied him
>Holodeck got added and is promptly abused to hell and back by rogue AIs and traitors for free plasma fires and space carp
>I just wanted it to get robust, and then resorted to wrassling people in the halls
>fukken this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtV3SZOHyys
>Corgi's nose is a foresnic scanner now
>pocket sand gets added
>Mentality is if someone seriously fucks with you, you seriously fuck with them and gib the bodies if need be
>laser beam shotgun darts get added
>crates and lockers can now be opened by ghosts
>some kid joins and nernums tells his mom about her son's behavior
>I think a similar thing happened with a kid DDOSing the server
>XeF6 gets added secretly or something by ASTV and two drops of it or whatever destroys the fuck out of xenobio
>Also ASTV made it so he spawned with combat gloves or something
>lol
>some guy gets banned for killing someone as HoP beause he didn't have cuffs
>IT GOES IN CIRCLES AND CIRCLES AND CIRCLES AND CIRCLES
>Cornu gets banned because he literally posts that he is waiting for it to happen
>server starts to die down at the end of august

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>>50992203
>some guy gets banned for killing someone as HoP beause he didn't have cuffs
9th panel related?

>>50992640
It's happened like 5 times in d20 history I'm sure.

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Also this

>>50992203
>some kid joins and nernums tells his mom about her son's behavior
>I think a similar thing happened with a kid DDOSing the server
That was Father Relaxe.

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Power armor when?

>>50994231
fuck off 40gay nerd

>>50994350
Drow and Dwarf races when?

>accidently make smoke with 5u of cyanide in it
>dead in literal seconds
Whoever added cyanide is one crazy motherfucker, but I like it

>>50995664
It's so easy.

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>playing as CE
>have a slew of assistants tear up the dorms
>Gideon suggests we build a rage cage
>Lee reveals that he is a ling in the bar
>plays it off as nernums giving him wizard powers
>during construction Lee is playing bagpipes
>pisses us all off
>throw him against the electrified grilles of the ragecage
>HoS wants to shoot Lee
>doesn't click on Lee who is on the ground
>I get shot instead
>die because I thought I'd leave medical up to other people for once
>HoS can't figure out how the cloner works
>Lee starts the clone process
>get done cloning
>stumble around with brain damage and make a cryo mix while it cools down
>do some science because Terrell wants T3 bins and whatnot
>emergency shuttle has been called
>run to brig
>just in time to see the comms board being spaced
>go to science and build a new comms terminal
>head to medical
>everyone is there
>hey guys is this where we hunt down lee?
>i'm cool lee is a nerd let's do stuff with wires
>one of the assistants doubt my identity
>says Lee is cooler than I am
>slip him and try to cuff him
>the other assistants start chain tabling me
>take my bag and belt, stuff me in a table prison
>start to bully me to get me to reveal that I am in fact Lee
>Gideon asks me something Lee wouldn't know, my burn mix
>reveal it
>;guys I think he may actually be Aiden
>other assistants come running back
>"there's an easier way to be sure"
>pulls out his laser
>shoots me dead
>they continue to argue about if I was Lee or not
>start suspecting each other of being Lee
>guy who shot me dead kills himself
>arguing intensifies
>Lee walk out a nearby maint airlock
>"yeah that's aiden"
>"what if they're both lings and swapped genomes"

>>50998209
>Lee casually strolls out of electrical maint
>stops in the hall for single second
>"yeah that's aiden"
>keeps going into the next maint barely braking his stride
>all this mere seconds after Irvan killed Aiden
Funnest thing I've seen in a while

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>>50992203
>astv, gordon, and nernums start fighting
>spaceman blame themselves for the divorce
>ammolathe gets added
>gunpowder added
>people whine for the recipe when it's literally the first one on the wikipedia page
>a bit of problem with pop, people tell Gordon to stop being an asshole to everyone and especially Otto so people don't get scared off
>nigga replies to almost every post even if it's just one image out of his 3 GB reaction image folder
>a few players blatantly ignore roleplaying
>dedibox restarts because of Windows Updates a lot for awhile
>new mapper signs on board
>has a vote in 5 hours during the dead of night for a separate map
>maint is oil zone, takes 5 minutes to run from engineering to sec
>the mining shuttle is a goddamn disaster
>brig design looks like the mapper was in goddamn opposite day land
>Mezzo hosted a full on adventure and Owen got to retire
>d20 gets an unofficial slogan: d20station: a higher class of shitter
>>50998209
That was me goddamnit.
The other engineers fucked off soon after you died.

I was only pretending to be retarded

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>tfw you get your daily valid dose by killing lee purely because he asked you not to

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>you will never play 15th edition D&D with Mezzo again

why even play SS13 anymore

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>>50998307
>mezzo starts to work on the ship graveyard
>Mezzo hosts the Were-Corgi round, where a person at certain times in the station becomes a corgi that is fukken strong, but then becomes human again at other times.
>Best gimmicks
>astv is a shit borg and gordon / vocal people get upset at him and borgs in general
>I have what I thought was my Magnum Opus round
>I got my metafriend who I fucking hated because he always "acted on his instincts" and went hatcheting people and being a general shitler
>Never got them to be a good player
>But managed to get them to play as Little Mac and I as Doc
>Mezzo played the role from Glass Joe to Mike Tyson as relevant mobs, we cheated a shit ton because my friend was unrobust, and had a person copy the name Little Mac after that round for like 2 months and be a general shitler.
>Also athletic shorts are added, which sparked this idea
>I was the final boss the entire time
>Get lynched
>astv gets buttmad over Gordon making people trade in plasma for things
>I've always hated this way to play Cargo, bartering / tons of paperwork
>mug bolas added
>fukken mug bolas
>I completely forgot the ammolathe had the same sprite as the autolathe
>Also was only buildable by science, none in the armory like there is today
>Emiko joins
>library gets added
>Slare joins
>FUCKING PIC RELATED GETS ADDED IN
>FASDFJKLASDFJASFJK
>Anyhow, Gordon is a bro and helps to setup Mega Botany in a round, was fucking awesome
>Unfortunately, plants died a lot because I couldn't feasibly get to every tray with ez-nutrient, there were like 50.
>One reason why I wish we had Gaia, but it's a bad idea to port it
>Also Chapel gets added and the infamous ball gag and anime dress as well

astv is gay

I'm surprised this server is still up. Maybe I'll come hang out, but I'm really hesitant to touch the code, because a lot of stuff has been added with no input and I'm scared of what spaghetti I might find.

>>51001639

Wait, my trip code looks off. Maybe this was the right one

Is this a decent server to learn how to play if I've never seriously played SS13 before? It has always looked interesting to me.

>>51002386
Yes. They are all veteran spacemen. Just ask for help. But know that dying is part of the FUN.

Reminder to shout at Goo to start up the server every tuesday

>>50991912
I've learned the basics of the game, played as cargotech, chef, barmen, botanist and chemist, that's the next big step?

>>51002718
learning the advanced parts of the game

play as an engineer and help people build things, or start your own project, ask what a rage cage is and then build one, and participate in one

>>51002718
Engineering
Move onto science after that
Enable antag roles if you haven't yet. Getting robust is a important step, and having to fight/be sneaky is a big part of that

>>51002718
engineering will keep you occupied for a while if you stick around to learn how to manipulate air instead of just building things
if you truly learn all of engineering you should be able to repair breaches without people being able to tell it was breached and make your own space forts.

>>51001639
>>51001652
Nobody's touching the code anymore. All I do is minor fixes.
>>51002678
thursday
>>51003205
Plus we can dorf if we get enough people who know how to engineer.

>>51003316
>we can dorf
wut

>>51003604
Do you know what Dwarf Fortress is?
if so, Dorf is playing Dwarf fortress from the perspective of a Dwarf, in the high tech future in a asteroid field

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>>51003604
>>51003809
You start with a station that's a bar+cargo. There's a fuck huge asteroid filled with equipment and mobs. Carp spawns are cranked up to overdrive to force station defense.
Antagonists are disabled for dorf and people are free to work together to build one big autism station. When people get bored or the station is overrun by carp we go back to playing regular space station.

Pic related, a dorf run where nothing was built except for turrets.

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Why can't I join? I'm able to join other SS13 stations but not this one for some reason. I'm using Chrome.

>>51004189
I'm having the same issue. Restarting dream daemon now, should fix it.

>>51003964
Sounds like fun. Should everyone drink regularly or face insanity?

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>>50999376
>some guy (Carly?) makes a goddamn bajillion space bucks to buy a Phazon
>people talk about actually implementing money
>You can now use items while cuffed
>bins and photocopiers get nerfed
>you can walk away from a bin while wrenching it and it'll still complete
>can walk through photocopiers
>slare sets toxins on fire every fucking round
>Also there is and has been a pet storage next to botany when it got expanded in between it and chemistry
>The Round where Mezzo made a rubber duck with a throwforce of 200
>I laughed at it having legs on top of the AI holopad because the two red lines made it look like it had legs
>telekinesis grabs stop being deepfry-able
>XeF6 is finally fucking removed
>candy machine is STILL in the game and is STILL shit
>ammolathe added to armory
>rebecca proceeds to stuff all of the guns into the ammolathe to destroy them
>kek
>someone says that secborgs can't be removed, and then Nernums removes them
>I try to make a cafe on the holodeck and then someone just up and turns it into a beach and I can't revert it back
>URGE TO KILL RISING
>Also was roleplaying an actual cat
>I manage to trap myself by dragging objects and such about 20 times
>Terraria round happens, I join as the Guide and smash lights to make it night time and Gfern does the rest

>>51004558
Yes

>>51001639
Be glad to have you even if you just want to hang out. You're a cool guy Mezzo.

>>50991912
What's the prime activity time? Every time I look, servers are just empty.

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>>51003964
Was there a better dorf than this one?

>>51004723
4-7pm EST

>>51004752
the one where I accidentally set the entire asteroid on fire after we dilligently avoided it for about 30 minutes

>>51004752
>4-7pm EST
Awesome, my before-bed time.

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>>51004817

>>51004841
I just got flashbacks from reading Boatmurdered...

>>51004189
You can't use the web client to connect to d20, we turned it off when it was launched because it was buggy. If it's better, I can try enabling it.

6 people on right now

Serious question what's the point of playing this if you're not going to roleplay? Sure it might be entertaining for a round or two but inevitably it turns into a circlejerk with everyone competing to be the most randumb

Holy shit what this is a thing again?


Shame I currently have a corpse of a toaster so no SS13 for me.

>>51006385
You don't need all that much computer power to run spessmens

Try to join, you might actually be able to play

>>51007239
No what I mean is that I had a toaster. Now I have a corpse. It's not running anything any more.

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>>51004841
all this talk of dorf makes me want to play dorf again

Have mechs and guns been expanded further?
I want to remove ayy and autism

>>51006385
You can run spacemens on a potato with an electrical current
If Matyi can run it on his 3rd world shitbox, I'd bet you can

>>51005814
Like, why even call it "medium RP" if you're going to just be lol so randum

>>51007282
>if you're going to just be lol so randum
are we?

>>51007395
not him but yes

>>51007266
see:
>>50972466
I really want to dorf but I don't think just throwing it up without people being prepared for it will help the pop-count.

>>51007580
Like I said I'd love to but I'm currently in the situation where a ded PC means I'm reduced to a phone tech-wise and as much as SS13 is potato-friendly that's a bridge too far.

>play as sec for a change
>walk to the brig
>chaplain and MD have declared it their bunker
>all the doors are broken, have to enter through maintenance
>wrestle them out
>almost get killed by chaplain with a laser gun
>use MD as shield to get the taze in
>toss them both in the cells, shut the blast doors because I need to heal up first
>start to search them and define sentences
>chaplain has two circular saws and 3 laser guns
>give chaplain 3 minutes
>MD is pretty clean, attempt to release her
>doesn't want me to escort her out, stun and throw instead
>try to instruct engineers to fix my doors
>MD bashes me with crowbar
>give her a minute in the cell
>HoS comes in and asks about the mess
>tell her part of the story
>have to stun MD again to let her out
>head to the bar
>ask for a cold beer
>start telling the HoS about why I did what I did
>chaplain is throwing eggs at me and HoS
>HoS shoots chaplain in the head with the griffgun
>stun and cuff the HoS for attemped murder
>everyone seems to disagree with me
>somehow I was the one who shot the chaplain in the head
>bartender steals the HoS and releases her
>HoS stuns and cuffs me
>start telling people over the radio that HoS and bartender are murderous cunts
>takes me to the brig
>find M1911 in my bag, it was lying around the brig and I didn't want people to nab it on their way out
>HoS shoots me with it
>starts asking questions about why I had it and why I shot the chaplain
>bartender is also there
>try to tell them they're retarded and that I was just doing my job
>eventually die from 0 blood
>they strip me and the bartender is now the new sec officer
>later they bring in the MD
>MD gets shot to death bucklecuffed to a cell bed by bartender and HoP
>round devolves into some free for all murder fest

>following someone who hasn't spawned in yet shows the main menu splash screen
Does this mean the splash is technically a Z level?

>>51010540
its on the centcom z level
it is very fun to varedit

>watch gorgon find a clown bleeding to death outside sec
>"come on lazy bones"
>"get up"
>"it's time to do the funnybones dance"
>starts dragging him to medbay
>halfway there he stops suddenly
>heads towards arrivals
>think he's going to space him
>walks past both air locks into the games room
>get's a drink from the machine
>"do you liek cola"
>"I do"

>>51010636
Noice
>iwn be an admin and get to varedit and aboose lee

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>>51010811
cola/coffee was the faster solution to getting your stamina back up I suspect stamina can go into the negatives for some reason given how long you were on your bum

>>51011639
(((

So since nernums and emiko don't get on much or at all, is there a need for an extra pair of soulless eyes to dutifully watch over the lambs?

>>51011902
Yes, I'd like to be able to take days off.

>>51004609
>>telekinesis grabs stop being deepfry-able
A sad day.
Got the picture of a deep fried singularity being stuffed into a cigarette packet?

>>51004752
>>51004752
I fondly recall once, as an engineering borg, meticulously furnishing an electrified fence around the entirerty of the dorf station, with garrison laser turrets. I wouldn't have needed assistant hands at all, if it weren't for the turret guns.

>>51010108
but who was antag?

>>51007395
>are we?

>>51010108

I'm so happy that this server is finally starting to get some life again.

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>>51004609
>stuff 1000 units of space drugs into a mime with Rainbow weed that I spent all 10 TC on
>make super bananas and get the entire station high as fuck
>I really enjoyed playing Botanist as I was and am shit at RP
>There's a chaplain who runs around making a murder cult and taking over the Brig every round
>Mezzo makes flooring actually work so that we can have flooring with special qualities without huge if else chains
>Wax shells get added
>HOO-HAH
>Some faggots start joining, probably from /vg/ and getting permabanned
>ASTV puts a timer on playing so we don't get flooded by shit Captains
>I don't remember if we removed it and put it back or not, but I know it doesn't work. Looking at you Linton
>A lot of meteor rounds happen, also Jobbut has a habit of spawning them
>People complain about there being no roleplay
>Some things never change
>Mystery Box added
>Ripley crate added (IT'S SHITTTT)
>Science crate added (IT NEEDS AN IDDDD)
>But otherwise really good updates to Cargo as Science was trumping cargo in every way


>>51013893
I have this?

Pretty normal round honestly kinda boring even

>>51015115
yeah glad that nothing ever happens when lee is an admin

we had a great old bland time

>>51015152
same smame,gideon aswell
they kept the peace

>>51015171
Yup no fun stuff happened it was rather bland

>>51015191
>>51015171
ya i probably won't even mention it when I greentext this in like 10 months

>>51015210
Yeah i mean ive already forgotten that lame round,it was like watching a barkeep pop popcorn

>>51015115
I take it back, this server should've just stayed dead. That whole round was oppressively boring.

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Can you nerds help me with this lawset?

1. The Captain is the Philosopher King
2. All Crewmembers are rational until proven otherwise. The Philosopher King is always Rational.
3. All orders from a rational being must be questioned unless the rational being is the Philosopher King.
4. You question the order by having a debate about the rationality of the order. The Philosopher King decides who wins the debate. If the crewmember loses, then he is no longer seen as rational. If you lose, then you must alt tab and read philosophy for 10 minutes.


Also post gimmick law sets

1. Be Polite
2. Be Efficient
3. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

>>51015716
Seems fine, if a little complicated. However, what if a being is proven to be irrational?
Does the AI ignore them completely?

What if an AI following this lawset has a different definition of rationality than others?
What if it sees venting the station and shocking all doors as a rational move, because humans can be generally proven to be irrational beings and killing them is a logical solution to ending their irrationality?

Perhaps add in another law like this: It is irrational to harm a rational being.
Just to stop shittery, you know?

>tfw in your pic
>tfw have no face
I remember it well
It was a day or two after emiko added legal science meme sabers
In fact I'm pretty sure the person on the bottom is Rusty

>>51015716
>OOC rules
bad
>rules cannot function unless a certain job role is being played
bad
>no listed consequences for a crewmember being classified as rational or not
bad

Reading the rules as they are currently written, I would have to question everything a crewmember requires of me until the captain intervenes, and if he doesnt/cant, the debates would literally never be resolved.
It also encourages crewmembers to be irrational, since only rationals have their orders questioned.
It also eats a lot of time for a pointless gimmick that would either lead to a thousand pointless arguments, or the AI getting glassed at the earliest opportunity.

Try harder.

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>>51016308
>>51016074
Thanks, this was a really rough idea for a Philosophy AI. I'll work on it tomorrow when I'm not so tired.

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>tfw can now bus all the people who bullied me
there's a new shleeriff in town

>>51016634
gideon pls
i hardly make name puns anymore

Are Gideon and Lee going to be the meme waring eachother and we're all caught in the crossfire

Dear god no

>>51016700
no that wont happen
no one can controll gideon

>>51016700
No, don't worry.
I intend to take my new role very seriously and only mess with Lee very occasionally when he deserves it

Ritual night bump

Also remember when we used to do / propose to do "raids" but it was moreso do a gimmick or help people? I think one fun one to do would be to go on a relatively high pop server and show these nerds how to be a good sec force.

Also what needs spriting? I want to help out, but I am rather uncreative.

How do you niggers come up with your ideas anyways? I've seen the type of shit you people come up with.

>>51017632
I think we're probably the wrong community to teach others how to be a good sec force

>>51017781
Not needed but, I'd personally like to see a different take on the cargo uniform
I don't really like the one that we, and most servers, have.

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>>51018522
honestly the greyish blue coveralls mechanics and sailors wear makes the most sense to me
greyshits shouldnt wear grey clothes they should spawn in with normal clothes like something an intern would wear not grey coveralls

>>51018602
>>51018522
also why dont cargoshits (except shaft miners) not dress like mailmen? they are a glorified postal service after all

>>50991912
had the loneliest round ever, round is still going. check out cargo for all the things you need

except food

>>51017632
the one thing I wanted to do was sign in as a bunch of grey tide and do random station improvement projects as a team

>>51018758

I'm up for that

>>51018798
Sign me up.

If my connection works

Aw man, thought of joining, but you seem to have a well-established circlejerk already. Guess I'll stick with /tg/station...

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>>51014935
>This was awhile ago at the point of Nov 1st but ASTV made it so anyone who said anything in OOC was gibbed, while attempting to remove the phrase "icky ocky" from OOC use
>Kkslider (Ahri Man) helps Nernums to add in instruments
>There were going to be vocals but Nernums thought they'd be weird
>Also Ahri Man teaches me how to make music and I made a few, but he was really the guy who made the good stuff
>Goodbus happens a lot
>So we setup a DnD table in Cargo, but Mezzo was working, so Jumanji happened
>Mezzo adds in the special flooring
>Slare proceeds to abuse the FUCK out of plasma floor tiles
>They are promptly nerfed
>Floor painter is also added and it's fucking amazing
>Probably the most used, longest used toy made
>I'd also like to point out that if you get thrown out an airlock, it was an IC issue. If one does that every round, then it's an OOC issue.
>Molotovs are added by ASTV and are, wouldn't' you guess it, abuseable and shit
>Average pop is 10-20 on weekdays, and 20-30 on weekends
>This is 10 less on average from the start of the server
>Nernums robusts someone without a mouse
>Some guy gets banned from pAI for ratting out his master to security
>Permabrig had this retarded false wall thing where one could just get into sec maint
>I remove the bar for funsies and decide to make it a rage cage
>Probaby the best rage cage I've ever made, it's in the pic. Cloning setup at the top and sleepers
>Emiko kept getting on my case about removing the flour
>And for getting rid of some objective that was there, don't remember what it was
>I had my pAI bolt the doors when the fight started
>spiders are the bane of morning pop
>Interior design crates a good
>someone shills d20 to reddit
>Actually not sure if we ever figured out who did it
>cigarette packets are ghetto toolbelts
>fa/tg/uy machine added
>Molotovs finally get removed
>Band and instrument crates are in

>>51018758
I'm down for both that and forming a conga line

>>51018602
Well to be fair a lot of greyshirts aren't grey for long - only as long as it takes to fill the loom with cloth or to mess with the autodrobe and get hold of whatever outfit they want.

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>>51020450
>vending machines get revamped with new shit in hacking / coins
>greytiders are fighting for coins, people set barman to high priority to get those free coins
> :^)
>A lot of mailing singularities to Centcomm happens
> I completely forgot the attempt to change borg laws with a Greater Good protocol, jesus christ that was a clusterfuck
>Bomb cap was removed ages ago, but no one had gotten past a 10
>The highest I ever got was a 9 without autistic C++ scripting
>detective is removed since coin in secvendor gets a foresnic
>also Sharla Brindle was as really bad detective and soured the job
>But fuck all y'all detective is one of the funnest jobs on the station, but it does require there to be a sec force
>Also the pistol is moved to the armory and renamed the Griff Gun, no explanation needed
>plasma glass ignores shoes
>I am the only person to have not been killed by Ahri Man's plasma glass antics who played in those rounds
>"CAPTAIN DEAD IN BRIDGE"
>Mezzo adds in Xenon and it STILL has no purpose
> Dorf starts to happen, we play on Jobbut's shit map
>Sips fedora is added
>Emiko a gud scientist
>I run around as the Photographic Genius from Earthbound and even get a picture of the AI
>The HoP / HoS / Cap murderboners rise again (and have they really ever gone away?)
>As a fresh naked clown kill a guy who was camping a spawner with an ebow and an axe
>I think it was llofaen actually
>I get my eyes stabbed by a chaplain to give my light to him in a blob round
>I manage to be the last survivor as a blind man running around trying to get some fucker to make eye medicine or give surgery
>I've always had the dumb luck to not die and be the last survivor without any real preparation
>Nernums is shit and your server is shit by association
>I just realized Emiko was the original Father Relaxxe-esque scapegoat
>Name myself Ahri Man as pAI, get picked up by him, and confuse people because they don't see it's me talking
>He gets lynched and die by his own bomb
>GoodTimes

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Mid-day bump

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>>51022490
> there are more pAI bans than assistant bans

>>51021454
> plasma glass antics
> "CAPTAIN DEAD IN BRIDGE"
I actually remember that, 'cause I died in one of those.

>>51020416
You should. I'm relatively new to the server and had a blast. I was a borg, somebody installed a nuclear cell in me, and I didn't realize I was killing anybody I hung around with with radiation poisoning until they started screaming at me to not give them cancer.

Shit was great.

>>51021454
Last story time with Irvan until Saturday I think, this is fun but it's also pretty tiring to keep everything chronological and unbiased

Also if anyone wants to jump in and correct me on something or explain, now is the time to do so because now we're entering the DRAMA AGE

>Nernums adds what is possibly the best addition
>The Table update
>Essentially objects go where you click instead of just in the center
>Every other station steals this
>Also Gordon makes coasters and is his first real big code contributions to the server
>Before that he was the guy to complain to about the server being down because ASTV kinda fucked off and went on a prolonged juicebox break
>Also he got a job
>Rebecca makes a shit ton of miniatures
>Unfortunately the miniatures never got used for much as we never made any official minigames. I don't know enough about tabletop to make it.
>Just realized Mezzo's triple triad trading card game never got made
>goddamnit
>I think the whole "You slipped!" while walking in space is still a thing at the point of December 2014, but I'm not sure.
>I don't think "You are hit by a gust of air!" is in either, but it might've
>Mice now breed
>You get the whole debate of free range vs penned in mouse farmers
>Shit was cash
>Also a chance for slipmice to spawn
>FUCK slipmice
>Emiko makes a person her slave and people get uppity in the thread about ERP
>Also admitted to bring a metafriend over and a few people like Sharla clinged to her
>Has a bit of overreacting (if a person didn't talk to her, she might taze)
>I never had a problem with him except when he, his buddy, and sharla yelled at me for arresting sharla for shooting at me with a durand
>Happened during a fun Gordon round so I was little miffed, Gordon hosted some really good rounds along with Mezzo
>Skirts the line of ERP
>Nernums bullies (>her) with tank transfer valves and trains
>Clay is added


>>51023222
And then you became a weapon in the Wizard Wars THAT WE DON'T SPEAK OF SHHH

How do I get into this game if my RP skills are abysmal and I don't understand any of the mechanics? Are there any guides for a complete retard to play?

>>51025489
Well Someone can teach you,but the best way to learn is to get your ass beat repeatedly and beg people to teach you,just remember to laugh at all the silly shit and play for fun not to "win"

>>51025489
All of these starter guides work for our server
http://www.ss13.eu/wiki/index.php/Guides
The move advanced ones don't all work so don't rely on them too much.

Once you have movement and the basics down it better to ask for help learning things in OOC(How to do so is in the OP).
We've got a lot of features that aren't in any guides online so you'll have to learn them from others.

The best guide will always be being taught by another player.

RP skills come with time, just do your job and react to events naturally.Don't worry about it to much at first.

>>51025489
here is another tip
if you can read social situations but are shit,speak up to the crew if you see something fishy or a fight but dont get involved
if you cant read social situations but see some people fighting,dont get involved
if you cant read social situations and you cant play then put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye because YOU are the dude getting his head smashed in

>>51021454
>>A lot of mailing singularities to Centcomm happens
You're welcome.
Though I believe emiko pioneered mailing oneself to centcom?

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>>51022986
its because when you ban someone from AI/cyborg it's easiset to click "ban from all non-human roles" which bans you from AI/Cyborg/pAI/Corgi
really should fix that but whatever

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if events are being planned or about to start, can someone post that they're happening

it hurts to keep seeing that I'm missing out on everything

>>50991912
Nernums delete lee thanks

>>51029052
I don't think any of this really gets planned. Unless the admin is mezzo, usually they make it on the spot.

>>51030868
No please he will do it he is a madman

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>be me
>member a ninja clan from the glorious nation of nippon
>be hired by nanotrasen
>crash this shuttle with no survivors
>wait what
>be contacted by PETA at the same time
>take priority on saving all the animals
>be contacted by anonymous sponsors
>scream as often as possible

I just don't know what am i supposed to do anymore.

>>51031093
Clearly it was all an elaborate test on your psyche

>>51031093
>I just don't know what am i supposed to do anymore
Stop posting animu pictures, that would be a good start

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>>51031724
>anti-anime

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>looking through some archives for stuff to help me false flag lee
>find this instead

what are some good servers that aren't dead?

>>51032733
Hippie is fine imo

>>51032733
Fuck off bay/para/colon/tg/vg/ scum

Now that Lee is an admin I suggest we force him to use a trip to stop him from shitposting

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>>51023928
Actually, I have a bit more motivation as I realize soon the washing machine suicide is about to come up

>Freedom rounds with lots of guns
>Serious Sam rounds
>Nernums keeps unbanning Pissant that ASTV just gives up on trying to
>Zoe Quinn HoP happens
>eventually devolves to we just shoot when we see him
>Build a giant second station for like 6 hours and then the server crashes
>I'm a little miffed
>Pissant threw fucking facehugger after facehugger at the base
>Also Lee is here and shitposts in the threads but isn't a meme yet
>Coastergun is in
>There's this nerd who keeps responding to lee to capitalize his "i"s
>I make the shitler armory in next pic, and leave
>I come back and Lee has thrown every IED in there
>He proceeds to obsess over IEDs
>We actually hold a vote over permabanning her
>It was like 30 not ban to 7 ban
>Slare randomly picks the red wizard hat to be his meme status hat
>One roundstart I work with Gordon and Chunk as sec
>Instantly stunned and shoved in a locker
>Slare does his shit as non-antag
>Gordon gets mad as fuck against Amanda Jung
>I really don't and didn't have a problem with her
>People hosting DnD sessions in the bar and many comfy designs are made
>Personally I'm a fan of removing the bar and starting from scratch, and Gordon liked to remove the windows and put tables on them
>Don't remember many other designs
>Mezzo was and is the coolest admin
>Formula is as follows
>Someone nitpicks Emiko's autism
>same 5 people reply
>ad infinitum
>Plasma tiles go from creating 100 moles of plasma to 10 moles
>A much needed change
>Play a two man DnD game with Nernums and Ahri Man as a drug addict
>Seriously though Emiko is great, upgrades every department
>Slare and Joltyx (The greatest nigga) make a singularity below arrivals as shown in the pic
>It goes horribly wrong
>Bartenders keep fucking deepfrying and candying everything
>One thing I've noticed going through the archives is how territorial departments were

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>>51032952
Here's the shitler armory. Wait actually, this pic is from May 2015, nevermind.

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Also shit I just remembered I jew'd last year's christmas as well

To be fair Rusty was the one to make the singularity

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>>51032952
Autism station rounds are fun

>>51033234
I remember that round
All I did was place lights and get in Lily's way
Fun times

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2 am bump.

Also Irvan here, I'm going to start learning to code and work on making some mutagen variants for plants that don't have any.

First off is a Watermelon variant that when fed / mulched into another plant, it gives both water and nutriments. I think this is a good replacement for /tg/'s gaia which I think would be fairly broken on our long ass rounds.

Thoughts before I code this shit tomorrow?

>>51034499
mite be gud

Go for it

>>51034499
But we can already mulch anything for nutrient, and water is a functionally infinite resource?

>>51025489
Congrats, you've reached Lee levels of competence!

>>51034499
Sounds good, botany needs work. Let me know if you have any questions.

>>51035393
It'd just be much eachier to manage a plant bag of these watermelons on one's belt than a few buckets + nutriment bottles or nutriment from the vendor, at least that'd be the theory.

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>>51033234
[desire to dorf intensifies]

>>51036853
I'm up for some dorf, too
seems like a good way to get robust and get good at atmostpherics

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Patched the serb with some stuff:
>Using the admin verb "Select equipment" will no longer delete all organs, dooming the target to death.
>Using the admin verb "Drop everything" will no longer drop all organs.
>Hydroponics trays no longer spread reagents around without printing the message that they do so.
>Watermelons now have a tonne of water in them.
>Pills and snacks used on hydroponics trays no longer have most of their reagents deleted, all of it is used now.
>Changed APCs to start with regular cells instead of cells that have a higher max charge for whatever reason.
>Changed APCs on the map to not do something weird with their cell at round initialization.
>Mobs are less blind when you approach them.
>>51039441
>a good way to get robust
You don't get to fight other people so not really.

>>51039862
>You don't get to fight other people so not really.
I was thinking about space carp, I hear there's a lot of space carp

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post lee bullying

>>51039862
W-why were inventory proc handlers affecting organs

All this talk of code makes me want to finish my secret project

>>51041686
Do it nerd.
Is it fitness?

>>51041686
>W-why were inventory proc handlers affecting organs
Because they're items and those procs just do:
for(var/obj/O in M.contents)

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Got a few more ideas, since Goo already did melons:
Holy Melons from /tg/, which will have a similar function for mulching but also heal the plant

Glowshroom mutant that powers things around it like grilles, wires, and machines

Spacelube bananas, because fuck you

>>51042733
>spacelube bannana
Sweatingscientist.erp.png

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>>51042733
>spacelube banana

>>51042733
Why are you playing god?

>>51045202
because god left his tools lying around for anyone to grab

>>51045202
>implying Irvan isn't God's mortal form
Who's "playing" nerd?

>>51045202
BECAUSE I'M RIC FLAIR AND I'M THE BEST AT WHAT I DO, WOOOO

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Botany Bump

Setting up a /tg/ fork right now and am going to work on a cherry mutagens that when put into a drink makes it much stronger

I wasn't really that serious about spacelube bananas, if anyone has any suggestions for a banana mutagen I'll try to make it. Bluespace bananas might be a good idea, or maybe bananas are fine as they are.

>>51047109
What about a Balancenana. A mutated Banana that make you immune to slips for some time? The time of which depends on it's potency.

>>51047109
I want Botany to be folded into Science, and for botanists to be able to go full mad scientist/Bushroot from Darkwing Duck and turn themselves into a plantish freak.

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>>51047194
GOT IT

BANANAS YOU PUT ON YOUR SHOES AND YOU SLIDE EVERYWHERE LIKE MULTI TRACK DRIFTING

DOING IT

>>51047195
But anon you can do that already

>>51047212
This can only end with super hihg sped murder clowns
I like it

>>51047212
Why not just bananas what ARE shoes?

>>51047212
This is actually pretty difficult, I would recommend using our code which has actual intelligent sliding in it.

Also, our code has superbananas, which have space lube in them.

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>>51047831
Hi, I actually speak English, not Hungarian. Might want to try Google translating what you attempted to write.

>>51048053
Jokes on you Mezzo, I don't have SVN access.

And if I did I would burn everything by accident. I'm using /tg/ for now.

>>51047831
I don't know, what ARE shoes?

Irvan admin when?

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First off, what's everyone's opinion on /tg/'s buttons at the top left for Wizards, Mechs, AIs, etc? Instead of clicking the info tab, you can click a button for stuff like fireball. I like it and I'd like it here, but I'm not sure what everyone's stance on it even though not like I have any power.

>>51032952
>detective gets removed
>people suggest nonlethal ammo, but honestly the pop was too low to justify the detective
>detective office made into vacant one, and I use it a lot for news reporter rounds
>Also to be fair a lot of shitlords played detective
>I always thought RP should follow action, so after a gunfight roleplay the fallout of it
>Some detectives seriously pissed off Gordon by monologuing when nothing was happening
>Giving detective more sec access just basically made them an officer, so it made sense
>Warden also removed for reasons of low pop
>The Amanda Jung Starchamber happens
>As I remember it, she saw a black person eating deep fried watermelons, and then singularity bombed him and botany
>Gordon overreacts to this because the rules is that one can do this, but not make it a habit
>Debate on rule specificity happens, since this isn't in the rules but Gordon says it falls under rule 5.
>Personally I was and am with Mezzo in the whole "just don't make it a habit" philosophy
>Amanda gets a two week juice box
>Dr. Doomsday makes 7 singularity generators
>I had only played on d20 and so I wanted to see what turning up the PA did
>You can guess what happened
>Ahri Man is always the voice of reason in the threads I've noticed
>I turned everyone into Slare No
>I had to pray for shoes since there was no autoloom at this point
>Ship's Graveyard is finally in
>It's pretty nice
>The machine
>Ghosts can use it
>People can use it without dying
>People can dupe items with it
>Also ASTV added in Tier 2 chems for bicard and anti-toxin, no problems there

>>51048815
No fuck you I'm not babysitting you shits, lee :^)

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>>51049179
Here's a picture for reference.

Sorry for namefagging, I'll stop when not doing greentext or talking about botany

>>51049245
Support it. Verb label is pretty bad.

My secret project uses it.

>>51049310
Stop teasing us and spill the beans.

>>51049179
detective's reasoning was most people played it so they'd get a lethal weapon and also thought they were allowed to carry a taser and be security, though most people just wanted the gun to kill suspects (i.e detectives who magdump a suspect and then clone them thereby wasting everyone's time and making the dead person scream shitcurity in ahelp
plus security investigating crimes they respond to just makes more sense

jung completely flipped shit at some asinine var editing I did trying to see if I could turn everyone's skin tone to black after someone started serving water melon in the bar inadvertantly with chicken resulting in a pretty great bar sign
after the point they completely flipped shit they decided to go to science and make bags of holding when everyone ignored them and went about normal business and singularity bombed someone for a very petty reason
also liked to play head roles not for the challenge or responsibility but so they had access to weapons which they could use to get a significant advantage over anyone they didn't like or disagreed with (like anyone who signs up as clown with an offensive name which is pretty much a requirement to play clown)
>>51049310
you can't drop your project for a year and expect it to still be a secret

>>51049310
Mezzo, check your byond messenger.

>>51049245
that asteroid looks like shit

Bump of augments not shit when

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>>51051807
>not augmenting with genetics instead

>>51051829
Take your genetics and smug animes then drag click yourself into a trash can where you all belong.
I actually just don't understand genetics since you changed it. I sure it's fine though

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>>51051887
Here's a pastebin of questions asked by kath when I released it with wounds:
http://pastebin.com/nJmQC1nV
You should also read the changelog for changes to genetics. I just checked the most important changes were made July 26th but there's a few more made later I think.
http://d20station.ddns.net/changelog.html

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Morning bump

Patched the serb with some stuff:
>Fixed lighting controller filling itself with duplicates.
>Removed the holiday supply packages.
>Removed santa space suits from the hardsuit/-helmet surplus crates.
>Fixed issues with the dorf map caused by the new APC stuff.
>Prepped dorf for compile.
>Fixed scrubbers not being able to completely remove harmful gasses.
>Atmos scanners will now always show that there's plasma in the turf when there is, even if the amount is near negligible.
strawpoll.me/12042536

>>51054139
Is dorf as a map up to date

>>51054274
>Is dorf as a map up to date
It's compiled if that's what you're asking.

>>51051807
Augments aren't shit. They're rather strong, and had to be nerfed a year or so ago because every shitter and scientist would rush augments.

>>51054139
Would there be any way to make it so that when there's only a microgram of gas in a tile, it can't instantly immolate/freeze you like a fully atmosphere'd tile does?

>>51054815
Yea I could do heat exchange instead. The only thing holding me back really is that I don't know how much heat should equal 1K temperature.

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>>51055072
im no physician but youd have to take the amount of gas in the tile into account, probably a combined amount of moles of each gas and the combined proportional specific heat of each

you could also mimic space further by letting a spaceman vent heat only until his surroundings are equal so space would be a bad way to keep cool

>>51057683
>>51055072
Doing this would make cooling the TEG using space actually impossible without thermal radiators.
Just like real life.

>>51051829

Ah yes, good old laser eyes for everyone. And by that I mean someone else making the bad decision to give me laser eyes and not expecting to see lasers everywhere and me starving.

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>>51057683
>im no physician but youd have to take the amount of gas in the tile into account, probably a combined amount of moles of each gas and the combined proportional specific heat of each
Yeah the issue is how much heat should heat up a spaceman by 1K?
>>51057769
>cooling the TEG using space actually impossible
Nah spacemen have their own bit of code where they heat up/cool down depending on their surroundings.
>>51054139
>strawpoll.me/12042536
Lee said he'd vote yes but do no, so I'm going to need 7 yes votes instead of the earlier stated 6.

>>51054139
>>51058479
That's 7
we dorf now

DORF DORF DORF DORF
DORF OR RIOT
NO DORFIN NO PEACE

>>51059012
>>51059376
7pm est

>>51059470
WOOOOOO

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Two hours until launch bump.

>>51060650
Hosted, set the timer to start the round at 7pm est.
Join up and ready up.

reminder that Lee doesn't know how to do anything but destroy

>>51061427
>(insert picture of my head with fire and ron paul superposed into the background)

15 minutes fellow dorfs

Already 8 faggots

Oh boy, I wonder how Relaxe is going to ruin this one...

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>5 minutes to go
>he isn't playing dorf with 11 other beautiful handsome players

feels like you're a fucking nerd, idiot

http://www.strawpoll.me/12047155

Over the weekend, I'll be reworking the automated reboot and startup sequences in place on DOOMBOT. Please vote on the day to reboot (as d20 seems to have 7p EST scheduled for funtimes, reboots will take place at 7a EST unless public outcry deems change necessary).

In the long run, I will be eventually acquiring a much more powerful (not that we really need it) and robust (actually need that) server and migrating to that as DOOMBOT's current situation is deteriorating.

>>51062856
I will miss Doombot.

For future reference, do not stick pAIs into a ripley and turn them loose.

Only pain will follow

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>10 people die to 3 space bears

>>51063697
It was originally 5 bears;
Irvan got one, and one of them seemed to wander off

>>51064048
>Irvan got one
Don't you give him credit for my brave 1v1 mano el bearo kill

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>died an hour ago
>people just walk over my corpse
th-thanks

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>nobody set up turrets
>literal siege of carp as I have to pull out my gun for the second time in the round to deal with carp at cargo's window

newfag here

how do you find your way around

>inb4 git gud

>>51064913
It's a dorf round, so we build our own station

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STANDING
ON THE EDGE

Never thought I'd be more scared of carp than bears

>>51065746
Carp are easy.
Just manage your inventory well and make use of choke points then you'll be fine.
Bears on the other hand, it's riot shield one on one or bust.

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>dorf
>Go mining
>Get a mech
>Put Mari the unwillful pAI in it
>Go with Gideon, Mari, and Josiah to fuck up some space bears
>We all die horribly
>Through Lee dying and other things, the bears make it onto the station and kill all but three, thanks to Gordon's lasers
>I respawn as my father, get some lasers, and almost kill the rest of the bears but die
>Respawn as GRAND DAD and go kill the last bear, but get an organ failure
>Fuck it, die again and respawn as Grand Grand Dad
>Carp Invasion
>The turrets don't fucking work
>Quickly make 2 and a defensive perimeter
>Kill myself as the power runs out, carps are on the door, and the medibots have fucked off
>The crew somehow survive through respawns, laser guns, shotguns, and a whole lot of ammo
>Most of engineering staff are dead, but get revived / respawned with medicine and stuffs
>My 20 mining bots all died
>Aiden takes a long time to get the burn mix going
>Suddenly plasmafire
>Everyone dies again
>Gordon makes gibtonite explosions
>Gideon is still repairing engineering

And then we listened to Nuclear and a bomb went off

Worst dorf

>>51065775
Too many carp

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>>51065775
>play as HoP
>take over cargo since people are mosting milling around in it
>order the shit we need first, lasers, welding fuel, ect
>pretty uneventful, try to unload the lasers and offer to hand them to whoever is making turrets
>nobody comes forward
>whatever, order more stuff
>eventually compile small armory after collecting ~1500 space cash and a ton of minerals bringing us to 1400 supply points
>hear gunfire from medbay and shoot some stupid bears
>retarded miners are constantly just dumping random shit in cargo half of which I dump on the shuttle and let centcom deal with
>other people just walk into cargo and take whatever they want before dying in the middle of nowhere
>at one point run out of space suits when last time I checked we had like three
>in the end get a bunch of shotgun shells and power cells
>the first carp appears at cargo window
>"they come"
>"you didn't build turrets and now they come"
tossing out ammo to the crew and shooting carp when im not busy
>hordes of the carp come
>eventually im scavanging jumpsuits and tearing them apart for bandaids to do emergency medical on people
>later take mech out onto the asteroid more or less for something to do since the station is beyond demolished
>die after running around at 7% charge and 13% integrity to some carp
>standing on where my mech was destroyed my bones all break at once because of the pressure from the internal canister
>die
>someone sets cargo on fire
>someone detonates gibonite in cargo
>now is a good time to spawn nuke

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Fun round nano desu ne

Why didn't we start again?
It only lasted 4 hours.

I joined the server in the op but there was nobody there

>>51065946
everyone left because no more dorf

>>51065904
The fire was from an atmospheric anomaly.

how do you break into places

I was the traitor but gave up trying to get into bridge

>>51066600
Find a dead body
grab it with the grab intent
press r
click into the window
do this untill the grille is broken as well as the windows
or
take a welder turn it on and click a wall
then wrench or crowbar the girders

>>51066600
Screwdriver, then wrench to deconstruct windows.
Wirecutters for grilles.
You'll want insulated gloves if you're breaking into most places.

Or you could hack the doors.
http://www.ss13.eu/wiki/index.php/Hacking#Airlocks

>>51065587
[fear]

Is there a way to enter the game offline? Obviously you can't really play the game single-player but I'd like to try just figuring out the controls and how to interact with things so I can get the most basic understanding of things before trying to enter a server, practice the "learn as you play" exercises and such.

>>51067688
No
However you could join the server when no one is on, or when there's only a small amount
It's always better to learn from an experienced play though, and you'll always find one willing to teach if there's people on

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>>51049179
>what Gordon said about detective and Jung
>Nappist is unbanned, I don't really know why but he's back
>Lasertag turrets and ED-209s are a thing now
>The Whiteeagle fiasco happens
>Something along the lines of
>Whiteeagle tries to repair a window that's been broken by carp
>He gets sucked in
>Gunner tells him to fuck off so he can do it
>They tussle
>Gordon bans Whiteeagle
>Whiteeagle proceeds to shit up the thread so much that if he had been calm and collected Gordon might've been in the wrong all things considered
>Also Nernums told Gordon to do it or something
>Whiteeagle was a namefagging nerd who kept asking for shit from colonial marines to be ported
>Wide bagels has some weird double persona that posts soft core porn called Nice Daemon????
>You know what fuck you I'm not talking about Wide Bagel anymore, fuck this shit THIS NEVER HAPPENED
>We have dorf rounds as Gordon codes the map and it's not really set at any regular set
>Nernums hosts detroit Quest and we never got to have another session
>space dorfs on fridays and saturdays
>Oh shit this is when the >gust of air happens
>Fucking, okay
>Nernums makes atmospheric differences knock you over
>I don't think this is still a thing, but holy shit it was annoying
>Still loved it
>ASTV adds in slipmice because of a cheeky Australian
>Bar sign now changeable
>Dorf gets job changes
>apcs crash the server repeatedly
>lee shitposts a lot about suicide and shitty ms paint things

>>51068000
I hope you kept watching the current round after you died.

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Also this just happened

I forgot to revert back to Irvan

I went with it

>>51068125
>played The Circle of Life on bagpipes
>nose goes for consuming der burger
>that anomaly as we all got blitzed

Wonderful.

>>51068125
Remember to take your pills, grandad.

So how many times did Father Relaxe ruin this latest round?

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>>51069736
It was ruined infinity + one hundred and twenty times the moment he joined

pls stop

>>51069794
Seriously. All he does is ruin rounds. When will it be stopped?

>>51068174
Can you please PLEASE get rid of father relax already?

>>51069736
There we go,.now it feels like the old threads.

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>>51065904
>standing on where my mech was destroyed my bones all break at once because of the pressure from the internal canister
Fucking brutal
>>51066797
>take a welder turn it on and click a wall
>then wrench or crowbar the girders
Deconstructing reinforced walls is a little different. I never memorized the exact steps. Just slap it randomly with every tool in your belt until it becomes a girder.
>>51065978
I think it heated up the air so much that the plasma sheets evaporated.
>>51064723
Lot's of people respawn during dorf and there's no cloner. Let's be honest if you tried to podman every corpse you find you'd quickly run out of seeds and end up with even more corpses.
>>51065943
Gotta keep dorf magical and special.


Reminder: do not respond to relax posters.

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I made a change to spacecarp

We dorfin' boys?

>>51073303
If we do can we start 1 or 2 pm est? I have work tomorrow and need to be in bed by 7pm est.

>>51073385
les do it

I want to dorf but it was cut short by a fiery holocaust
I'll make sure to install a sprinkler system this time around

>>51073303
I'll join and do some mining and turret making.

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>>51073407
>>51073941
Freeman is doing some last minute work. He's aiming for 2pm est dorf but no guarantees.

>>51074280
considering how it went, I'm probably going to try and get science up for a cloner

people were fucking dropping like flies

>>51074357
Yeah, sounds like typical dorf. Particularly if you also had people fucking up the replica pods.

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DORF LADS

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dorf is up, get in here

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time is now

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dorf bump

why did the /tg/ servers turn into anti-fun shitfests?[/spoilers]

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bump of life

Also who ever was playing Captain the round before dorf, that was a lot of fun and I enjoy your comedic style

>"Want to hear about a war of attrition?"
>"Sounds like a long story"
>"Well, it started 3 minutes ago"

I hope to steal your comedic style at points.

Bump

Why do you like d20, anon?

>>51084086
Sense of community.
The admin team.
Lee.
Dorf.

>>51084780
this
well said, Lee

>>51084858
I'm not Lee, he absolutely hates dorf.
He hates it so much all he does is cry about it to other players once it goes up.

>bartender
>tator
>Steal an AI
>3 man round
>don't really want to murder someone to make an AI
>brain Pun Pun
>commence crime spree of getting tools and glubs
>set up engine
>run into R&D to try and get the AI parts I need
>lolnoaccess
>steal the ticket
>do enough R&D to get an MMI and AI board
>meanwhile, newfriend in cargo calls for help from the asteroid
>is ignored by fellow cargonian
>after 5 mins of wondering if newfriend is ok, grab suit from EVA and rescue him
>get back
>clown tearing up floors for the junction manifolds
>when did we get a clown?
>clown is putting manifolds in the chapel because something-something Space Jesus
>make some bananas
>make Banana Mamba
>add 10u Cyanide
>hand clown Banana Mamba
>he hands me nunchucks because "A trade's a trade!"
>runs off with his drink
>realize I should have followed him
>hunt for clown
>eventually find him in the abandoned office
>debrain, slap into MMI
>he logged
>as I'm running back to the bar, a goliath slams into the station, breaches the wall, and tentacles me
>crawl away and cobble an AI together in the bar storage area
>card clown-AI
>make a lot of food
>make banana cream pies
>gonna pie the cargotech that ignored her comrade
>run into cargo
>no techs
>find newfriend tech dead mere feet from the airlock
>drag him inside
>clone
>other tech decides to leave
>call shuttle
>newfriend braindead in the cryo tube
>drag him to the shuttle
>have a shuttle picnic with the food I made
>get drunk

Sorry, clown. It wasn't a very funny way to go.

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>>51086439
>finally decide to look after the cargo tech who yelled for help while mining
>he walks past the airlock and just looks at me

During the round i just went and turned the mining outpost comfy because i didn't trust the teg setup too much.
You could have made me an AI any time.
Also what tab is the russian surplus crate on? I couldn't find it.

>>51086736
You may need to e-mag/pulse the circuit board to get access to it

>>51086736
Security tab. Very bottom.

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forgot to mention some last minute changes to dorf:
>dorf z-levels were changed so they now work like terra station was meant to
to explain this, the z levels are arranged in a "grid" now like:
1 2 3
4 5 6
7 8 9
when you hit the edge of one level you get transported to the next adjacent grid with no randomization on your x and y coordinates, so now its possible to explore and making mining infrastructure on other z levels without telescience since you can mass driver ore back to base with a disposals chute.
>russian surplus
while playing cargo it occured to me there was really no way to get ammo quickly barring for lasers so this one is just a random crate of cig butts, russian uniforms, possibly obrez or sawn off shotgun or mosin, and nugget ammo and potatoes
>carp
carps randomize their x and y pixel on death so they don't stack on top of one another neatly
modified some vars of the carp migration event (probably wrongly but we'll get to it later) to see if I could have a chance of spawning mecha carp on dorf

>>51091008
Can you fix the issue of machines mysteriously just stop letting players interact with them

that issue is what killed last dorf, I was completely unable to turn on the gas mixer, and then I couldn't use the ore redeemer to get plasma for the pacman, and when I had someone else try to do it, it failed to work for them either

>>51091064
were any other admins playing at the time
my first suspect is maybe the machines master controller died but I have no idea since I wasn't there

>>51091137
astv was there

he had no clue what the fuck was going on

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>>51091163
according to the log something went wrong with disposals trying to expel objects from them

and looks like astv went retardmode with varediting his own powergamer ghost letter time

then after the server was restarted around 0100 and an ai's life() proc kept calling runtimes

>>51086736
Oh shit, is that an actual AI sprite?
If not, can it be made into one?
For whatever reason, it gets my dick rock-hard

>>51091137
I noticed that there was something really wrong with the conveyors. After a while some of them just stopped working while other's continued.

Apparently you can lock emitters, neato.

>>51093261
>lock emitters
What does that mean?

>no coasters in the bar

>>51093953
ID locking emitters. It's an old /tg/-codebase feature, if I'm not mistaken.

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Post ideas, suggestions, etc.

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I need a filename for this.

Ninja bump

>>51097161
kentucky_deepfried_deathnettles.jpg

What's everyone's greatest SS13 achievement?

I think mine was killing a scientist and a borg with a wizard hat from the vendor.

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>>51099232
defended security from a riot of 10 people and a borg then getting shot in the back with an energy crossbow and energy sworded to death in the middle of the hallways as the enticer of the riot retreated with the rest of the crew and barricaded the emergency shuttle

>>51099232
Being one of the best security officers to have ever harmbatoned the shit out of someone

>>51099378
post ckey

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>>51099426
here you go beppers

>>51099232
Greatest, or best?

I've done noteworthy things, but the most impactful of them had to have been when I accidentally killed the station - and the server - with a hundred hundred spiders, born of my blood and body.

How do you fuck up a larger station's atmos without pipe bursting? Do you have to go to all of the air alarms and turn them off?

>>51099749
AI can play the long game with air alarms very easily, and quiet siphoning or introduction of toxic gasses.
As a human engineer, what method is most effective will vary some depending on whatmos code they used.

What do you want to accomplish, and why are you wanting to avoid pipes bursting?

>>51099874
Releasing hot plasma, and d20 is one of if not the only server that still has pipe bursting.

>>51100001
don't release plasma right into the pipes, release a burn mix and wait for some chucklefuck to make a spark, or for lights to burst
that chucklefuck can also be you sprinting around on fire in a atmos suit

if you want pipes to explode, do above, and set everything to panic siphon after it's burning

>>51100001
Why do these faggots have to be so scared of bombs and fire.
Oh right, because they provide all the tools to easy mode those things. Hurp durp.

Anyway, reroute the scrubbers loop into the vent loop rather than space, or whatever easy mode gas recycler array they have established. Fill the vent loop with burn mix directly rather than pumping straight plasma into an atmos mix, this will increase its effectiveness. Don't ignite it yourself, sparks will happen naturally.
Now, disabling air alarms will help this along stealthily, but if you don't mind people witchunting atmos techs, isn't necessary.

reminder that lee is now an admin so don't bully me- *clears throat* i mean him or he'll ban you

>>51101043
i can confirm this IS the case

>>51101043
cuck