Pathfinder General /pfg/
Should the Molthuni kitsune foxwife matriarch be an ara~ara~ in kitsune middle age, or an ara~ara~ kitsune young adult with the personality and attitude of a matrarch?
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Old Thread: >>50868251
I may be out of rum from earlier and yesterday, but at least I still have six bottles of wine so I don't suffer through these threads alone.
I had to stop reading halfway through that intro sentence, it got too autistic too fast and I don't want to catch it.
The problem with these threads is that we let people into them.
Who would you want in your party for Molthune Knights? Who has the best sigil? The best motto? The best reason for knighthood? The best family? The best city plan?
>>50873186
You like boobs? Oh gosh, I love boobs too! This is such a thing that needs to be discussed beyond character art and descriptions!
Better question: How does your PC like to celebrate? A rousing night in the tavern? A grand feast? A simple glass of wine in front of a warm fire?
>>50873218
Wait, do we need sigils and mottos? Are we starting the game as new houses or does that come later?
>>50873226
I think we should make up rules for rolling bust size, and we can do the same for penis and butt size! Afterwhich we can start rolling for anal circumference!
What's a good policy regarding waifu acquisition in a fairly low-key, low-lewdness campaign?
How far is too far to go in grabbing an NPC waifu for your brave adventurer hero?
And submitted my app for knight knight, just waiting for my onii-chan to submit as well #littlesisterisbestsister
>>50873232
>celebrating
You stop that.
>>50873232
Some ale or cider and a nice bit of pan-fried chicken would be heavenly, with some greens and cornbread to boot. Hopefully there's enough to share, though; no sense letting your companions go hungry.
>>50873232
Much the same way I do. Cheap gin, a straw and passing out in my chair.
>>50873232
Slowly sipping an expensive single malt whisky.
>>50873232
The same way I celebrate IRL; chug the strong stuff and shit-talk with friends before retiring to my room so I masturbate into the chamber pot.
>>50873232
By raping that cute elf, preferably in front of a roaring fire on a nice rug of furs.
>>50873232
A rager at a brothel with flowing ale and loose women.
>>50873235
Actually, I'm curious of this as well. Molthune GM, do we start the campaign already landed for whatever reasons? Do we begin with our villages or titles?
>>50873235
I believe the GM said not to worry about those too much just yet, especially those trying to draw banners, until we know who's going to be playing.
Asked this last thread, but I'd like to be sure; vivisectionist and mindchemist archetypes for alchemist do not stack, right?
>>50873337
He said feel free to make them. Some people have and some haven't.
>>50873240
Ooh! Ooh! And then when we roll those up we could talk about how hot it would be if the cock of Anon #3 was thrust between the boobs of Anon #17!
Isn't that sexy?
Rate the currently submitted Molthune Knights applicants. Let's see who is the best and who needs work. Maybe a strawpoll would be better.
http://pathfinderwiki.com/wiki/Skymetal
Which one is the most interesting, /pfg/?
Why does pfg always have sxxxy ladies as OP? I ask because I'm enjoying them.
>>50873341
I don't think they do?
>>50873200
>someone already used the drinking anime child image
>have to settle for skeptical generic anime protagonist instead
>>50872983
Fuck it, I've got nothing to lose, the thread's already off to a rockin' shit start, and it's still less trashy than many other ideas. I started slapping together a character for a RotJR campaign. maybe the big meme one, maybe a different one, I don't even know anymore.
Have a pastebin, anon. Fuck my shit up. Fair warning, there's no waifu to be found here. I mean, unless you count thetiger animal companion?
>>50873394
One really dedicated autism lord.
>>50873341
>That pic
>RotJR Elf
I could've sworn I remember the character concept you posted where that image is relevant...
>>50873406
>say "have a link to thing"
>forgot the link to the thing
http://pastebin.com/NMQmN09V
Now this is some Deja Vu
>>50873406
Do you want more drinking pictures? Because I have a few of those.
>>50873376
So should I assume that we are established and are living in our houses in our villages at the start?
>>50873434
People have asked and he has not given details. He generally avoids the subject.
>>50873426
Yes. I should start a dedicated folder
>>50873455
Probably because the game is never going to run.
>>50873417
The drow body artist, anon.
Since apparently you lads only enjoy lewd games, how do you feel about gurofriends in your lewd games?
>>50873394
Why are they in a band? Shouldn't they be getting tentacle'd?
>>50873483
No, absolutely haram!
>>50873455
So I'm going to keep it vague in terms of the written backstory then. It's just odd since we're told that we get 10 villagers and are free to make a crest/coat of arms.Though I kind of just want to make a flag, since I'm a vexillology fag.
>>50873474
Don't do this to us anon.
>>50873483
Isn't that just the average PC?
>>50873474
This. Drink up and be ready for all the salt!
>>50873521
No... some of us prefer disintegrating things from afar. You know, be done with it and move along.
>>50873475
Did you figure out the other side of that gestalt?
>>50873483
Eh, people generally tolerate torture and mutilation more than magical realm.
>someone made an arcanist for Molthune
>a fucking ARCANIST
Should we lynch him?
I need images or inspiration for my level 1 Orc Alchemist.
28 Strength at level 1, possibly dipping a level in Barbarian for even more shenanigans.
>>50873505
But kinkshaming anon, don't be so cruel.
>>50873521
Few people take direct sexual pleasure in killing kobolds, anon.
>>50873574
we should lynch you instead
>>50873574
Why?
I need to learn more about positive and negative energy in Golarion. What books have notable amounts of info on them? The online wikis just aren't cutting it.
>>50873574
What is wrong with you?
>>50873586
yeah well, they're it.
there's very fucking little on either.
>>50873583
>>50873584
>>50873595
Anyone who plays wizard or arcanist in a /pfg/ campaign is deliberately trying to ruin the game.
>>50873603
What about a human sorceror with max spells per level?
>>50873603
No they are not. Piss off.
>>50873549
Yeah, I looked at Artisan but it didn't really appeal to me mechanically; I think I'm going to go with Incanter with a specialty in Enhancement, and go hard in on Alteration and Enchancement on that side. I wanted to go mindchemist/vivisectionist alchemist on the other, but I think it'll end up just vivisectionist unless I can find a good, fitting one that stacks with it.
>>50873603
Im making an admixture evoker and there is nothing you can do to stop me.
>>50873596
Damn.
I guess that just gives me the freedom to do what I want with it though. What I want being making a pair of sweet artifact weapons, one based on positive energy and the other on negative, which can then be combined into the Pathfinder-equivalent of a matter-antimatter gun.
>>50873603
>tfw my other version of old spy was a witch
>tfw still considering changing to an oracle as well
>tfw both oracle & witch would get me bullied
I don't know.
>>50873627
My nigga.
>>50873603
You assume I'm competent enough to ruin a game? Thank you, nobody has ever thought so highly of me before.
>>50873633
>Become Lunar Oracle
>Shapeshift into Catoblepas
>Murder everyone who bullies you with OP as fuck poison breath.
>>50873633
They would be bullied regardless, because you're a tripnigger. Stop being a fag and make what you want, DHB.
>>50873650
>Catoblepas
Fuck that mismatched CR
>>50873226
Ha, no one ever said it is more important that personality or descriptions! You have made a fool of yourself!
>>50873232
Lots of strong alcohol and nice music. Maybe some dancing or storytelling.
>>50873474
>mfw I am still waiting for the GM to ask my questions
I know it's Christmas and it's just one day but I already had one PF game that flopped because GM disappeared and it is making me nervous.
>>50873664
:3
It is glorious, absolutely ruining the CON scores of anything that crosses you.
>>50873702
*answer my questions
>>50873664
The great thing is exploiting favored class bonus to buff up your shape shifting revelation to get Catoblepas early.
>>50873649
Someone else is going to make a wizard or arcanist who's totally broken shit, and you're going to get lynched together.
Calling it now.
>>50873702
>Bard (Sound Striker)/Oracle with a custom "mute" curse
I didn't realize how perfect a Sona would be for RotJR until that picture!
Is it autistic to have like as many friends, family, and children in your back story as DHB has? Is it bad form to do that, or is it good for a game?
Honestly his applicant really discouraged me.
>>50873650
Uh, doesn't Beast Shape only grant you the abilities stated in the spell and nothing else?
So can anyone explain stealth to me?
It looks like we have been playing stealth all wrong. Previously, we were rolling a d20 stealth check, and treating the guy as he was invisible as long as he does not attack.
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/skills/stealth
So from what I am reading, are those correct
- If someones seeing you, you can not stealth
- If there is a diversion (bluff check or I assume when someone charges into enemy and get their attention) you can enter stealth with a -10 penalty
- Stealths are single turn, if you are in concealment and you decide to move at half speed, you try to beat enemy perception checks (even if you are not in their direct sight, to overcome their listen? do you get bonus?). If you decide to move at full speed, you take -5 penalty.
-if you successfully enter stealth, you have to move another cover. if you end your turn in a cover, enemies are able to see you.
-attack rolls break stealth except sneak.
-when you are in cover and enemy is not aware, you can snipe people. in this case you use your move action and make a stealth check with a whooping -20 penalty after you attack.
Are those correct?
>>50873766
Honestly seeing people with backstories that ornate is a turn off to me as a GM. Like fuck, why play if you're just going to write fan fic? Give something to develop, rather than just jerking off over the page.
>>50873788
>if you end your turn in a cover, enemies are able to see you.
*are not able to see you
>>50873766
He's one player.
The game calls for six.
Even if he blows the DM out of the water, there's still 5 spots you can grab!
>>50873784
At revelation level 13, it acts as Beast Shape IV, which provides breath weapons if they are available.
>>50873766
It's autism. Plain and simple.
>>50873765
>I didn't realize how perfect a Sona would be for RotJR until that picture!In more than one sense
>>50873829
Yes I know, she has the biggest tits out of a game known for busty characters and is by all accounts a woman of unparalleled grace, charm and beauty, but the gestalt works!
She could have a super sweet or even bittersweet backstory too, depending on how you want to handle her being mute!
>>50873788
Think of it this way;
You need some way to break line of sight in order to enter stealth, and then you need something so you aren't just in plain sight. What this translates to is that you need cover or concealment to make stealth checks at all.
>>50873849
>depending on how you want to handle her being mute!
Social anxiety makes her too embarrassed to talk to people.
>>50873862
>oh look, that weirdo who can't even talk to anyone
>party member comes across her singing to nature alone
>gets caught and decides to help her speak in front of others
>but still kind of wants to be the only person who knows what she sounds like
>say something keeps happening in the thread
>immediately try to do the thing and expect the thing to not happen
>nope, just more fat titty posting
it's like I'm actually insane
>>50873632
Aether blew up from Samus visiting, and it should stay blown up.
But Kineticists do have access to positive and negative energy damage; and with the right 3pp setup... you COULD combine the two.
Although NJolly that's one I believe we don't have at all: no positive/negative combo in the 2 or 3 burn composites!
... Then again I think fire's the only time combo, though it's pretty neat. Everything else just goes esoteric, though esoteric sure is good.
>>50873246
>Phoenix Wright Sherlock Holmes
>>50873852
yeah, that sounds a good way to generalize it. thanks.
>>50873947
What thing is happening?
>>50873799
Agreed, though at the same time it sucks when a GM is too busy babbling on about OOC stuff to even bother from any attempt... and then complains you have no background or family.
Even though half the party knows about them.
>>50873942
>>50873862
Someone needs to make this! It's the perfect blend of sweet and lovely with a little dash of lewd potential, a recipe for all the good applications submitted so far!
>>50873964
Was it really that obvious that I was inspired by the Light Beam/Dark Beam/Annihilator Beam trio?
>>50873998
I nominate myself for the "Not talking to anyone" role!
>>50873982
>>50873852
Also for example this fuckers
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/outsiders/asura/asura-tripurasura
In a game, GM sent two of those against us. He was constantly sniping us and moving at the same time. And we played for like 2 hours before we successfully killed them. I am assuming if GM was playing right, they would get -20 to their stealth checks, which would make fight a lot easier and can snipe and move at the same time.
That game was horrible, I am happy that I can rub GMs mistake to his face
>>50873992
I want to play with another character, not the star of their own novel. We can learn about them through RP, not their massive backstory which details which hand they wipe themselves with.
>>50873947
It's like you're thinking posting fat titties is bad! It isn't, as long as there is something else to the thread.
You have 5 seconds to explain why you're not playing a Winged Marauder Goblin Alchemist, doing bombing runs while strapped to a giant vulture.
>>50874007
Do it anon, though you're still going to have to emote like a motherfucker to keep up.
>>50874018
>which would make fight a lot easier and can snipe and move at the same time.
-which would make fight a lot easier. and they shouldn't snipe and move at the same time.
>>50874023
Why post about that when you can post about justice instead!
>>50874027
>Goblin
Golarion goblins suck ass.
>>50874029
Oh, no, poo. I pass. I just wanted to have fun and make a post. I have no desire to play in any lewd games at all.
>>50874007
I know you can do it, we all have faith in you!I think it'd be Bard | Oracle? There's a Mute curse for an Oracle in Jade Regent and it gives you Telepathy!
>>50874027
Because I'm a Construct Rider who got approved for a robot T-Rex mount that also breathes my bombs while I throw them from its back.
>>50874054
>mfw
>>50874073
Better quality.
>>50874060
"Only you can hear my voice, summoner."
>>50874023
But the fat titties have once again drowned out some of the not-titties discussion, like trying to see if a shitty character pitch is remotely worth continuing with. I guess my problem is I never have anything with tits, so /pfg/ just can't relate.
>>50874041
>Like any wound, a broken heart will heal if but given time
That's a damn dirty lie. Delete this.
>>50874090
That is something I believe in my heart 100%. Even if it's very very painful until then!
>>50874102
Oh anon, such innocence.
>>50874102
It is like permanent ability score drain. Only a wish can make it come back and you are not a wizard.
>>50874079
Fair enough, telepathy would basically make the whole mute thing pointless!
Unless she can only develop that sort of bond with someone she's very close to, like the party or maybe just one member?
>>50874007
>>50873998
>>50873942
>>50873862
I want this character to get in a party with one of the zealot apps, have a cute moment where she "talks" to them, and become besties / lovers.
Level 4 human fighter
Lucerne Hammer with reach of 10 feet
Power attack
Furious focus
Cleave
Dodge
Mobility
Spring Attack
for next levels:
Sidestep
Cleaving finish
Combat Reflexes
So my plan is use spring attack and move back, keep people attack on edge of my reach does then move back so they can't 5 step and attack me. Does this sound OK?
Both Cleaving finish and Combat Reflexes are very good but I need dodge and mobility for Spring Attack
>>50874180
The guy who expressed interest was just fucking with us, anon.
Another cute concept, lost like tears in the rain.
How will my character even function with 5 Int? I want to make a dumb but cute Pitborn Paladin, but 5 is just so low.
>>50873484
Economy took a hit and they needed a second job.
>>50874197
It wasn't on purpose, I didn't mean to!
>>50874216
>How will my character even function with 5 Int?
To put that in perspective, there is a character in Kingmaker Book 1 with 3 Intelligence.
He's described as mentally retarded with slurred, simplistic speech and childish habits that include playing with toys.
Your Pitborn Paladin is one rung higher than this guy, they'd be Forrest Gump levels of idiot.
>>50874197
I didn't notice until I made the post.
It would have been cute man, it would have be cute.
>>50874005
I don't know if that says more about you or me if I say yes.
>>50874197
It's too bad she won't live! Then again, who does?
>>50874236
You meant every pixel, otherwise you wouldn't have posted it.
>>50874263
>Then again, who does?
About 16 characters in the multitude of games that might be ran?
>>50874184
wow... how is it so popular all of a sudden? A few days ago I picked it out for my own character, but there's no way this would be caused by me.
Is this true, /pfg/? >>50874234
>>50874244
What's the minimum intelligence? 6-7?
>>50874274
But my intentions were never to make others sad! I just wanted to have some fun with cuteposting on Christmas ;_;
>>50874283
Huh, I just started posting here. I don't think reach fighter is anything original.
I might drop cleave line altogether and aim for combat patrol at level 5. then go for the cleave instead
>>50874285
120%
>>50874289
The lowest you can go with Point Buy is 7, so with that -2 Int your character would be sitting at a 5.
You better have good Wisdom, otherwise this person's going to be taken advantage of.
>>50873406
what is that pic from?
>>50874309
What about 8? Is 8 manageable with 10 wisdom? I can reconfigure the point but if it saves her virtue
>>50874309
How fucked am I as a Wisdom 5 catfolk fighter (myrmidon)?
>>50874295
It's okay. It's fine. The dream was cute while it lasted, but now it's time to move on.
>>50874327
8's just a little bit thick.
>>50874329
Very.
Also kysmm
>>50874335
So she'll be thick in more ways than one, eh?
>>50874295
As one of the zealotsouls applied, and someone that wanted that cute moment in character, I forgive you.
Keep being cute anom.
>>50874341
>kysmm
What did he mean by this?
>>50874274
>not getting the reference.
>>50874327
8 Int 10 Wis is like the ditzy tavern girl - she's kind of slow on the uptake, but means well and won't just sit on a guy's lap unless he gave her some sweet-talking first.
So no, she wouldn't have kept her virtue assuming she's been in casual social situations, she'd need a little bit more Wisdom for that.Especially if she's got a god-tier booty and Charisma for days.
>>50874362
Kill yourself my man.
>>50874378
No, no saying such to people! Especially on Christmas!
>>50874395
Hey, I gave it the honor of calling it a man.
>>50874304
no no, I mean lucerne hammers.
>>50874378
Nigga, go watch bladerunner right now you pleb.
>>50874408
You're not being as excellent as you could be, anon. Bill and Ted would be very disappointed in you.
>>50874417
Bladerunner's from 1982 you twat. That's 34 years ago.
>>50874367
Is there no way to preserve her virtue short of indulging in a MAD point buy?
Are non-WIS qts doomed to a life of whoredom?
>>50874447
>been out for 34 years
>still hasnt seen it
Aw hell naw
>>50874447
>old is bad
You have to be 18 to post here.
>>50874326
If I recall, Akame no Kill or something along those lines. I don't remember the exact title. Akame Ga Kill?Akane Was Kill?>tfw nobody told me to kms for the character pitch
I guess that must mean it's alright.
>>50874460
Well, all she'd need is a mentor looking out for her, keeping the girl from getting into trouble or someone's bed. Wouldn't be too hard to explain really, maybe her mentor was from Sandpoint and they died; she wants to bury their remains in the new cathedral and realized the Swallowtail Festival is the perfect opportunity to celebrate his memory by cherishing life! Heck, if she's a Chosen One she's already got the mentor in the form of a cute animal!
What's her current stat-spread? I just did a non-meme build for a Pitborn and got 18 12 14 8 14 15 on 25 PB.
>>50874304
RAW you can't combine cleave and spring attack, spring attack is its own special standard action that's incompatible with other standard action attacks. Same thing for vital strike.
Given how hefty the requirements for Spring Attack are this is kinda dumb though so if I were your DM I'd let you do it.
>>50874505
Full attack you mean, right? I think I recall even some of the Paizo team letting their players combine spring attack with the vital strike line. Sad that got nerfed. It certainly wasn't overpowered at all, especially with how feat intensive it was.
>>50873799
Personally I only think that if the background doesn't have a conclusion or direction. Old spy has a lot of direction and stuff to work with.
>>50874102
Shelyn please go.
>>50874527
No, I mean cleave and spring attack.
>http://www.d20pfsrd.com/feats/combat-feats/spring-attack-combat---final
Note the shit on the right. Pathfinder cleave isn't 3.5 cleave, its a special attack. Great cleave is 3.5 cleave.
>>50874498
After facials, 18,10,14,8,10,18
>>50874568
>Wasting 7 points on a +1 increase to Charisma when you could use those points to get a +2 for Wis and +1 in Dex
>Not accounting for the +1 boost at level 4If you're adamant about keeping that stat spread, just remember your girl has Divine Grace, which works into Will saves. She might have an average wisdom, but the voice in her head could tell her to ease off when a man's starting to touch her.
>>50874568
>after facials
Th-Th-This is way too lewd!
>>50874631
I like it. Maybe the Trumpeter herself DOOTs loudly in her head whenever she rolls against lewdness.
Brother sister combo in the Molthuni game, she'd better call him onii-chan whenever possible, this I demand.
>>50874727
I'di prefer aniki.
>>50874727
I feel like half of /pfg/ would love it and the other half would hate it.
>>50874700
>Maybe the Trumpeter herself DOOTs loudly in her head whenever she rolls against lewdness.
Cute, very cute! I like it, so she's a Paladin of Iomedae?
>>50874760
How would PFG feelwhen they bang?
>>50874727
Why can't you weebs keep your Japaboners in your pants for three hours, I can't have a single playful romp through the Not!French countryside without at least one anime trope or Japanese term, if not a Japanese character.
>>50874765
Is there any other paladin worth talking about?
>>50874742
>>50874727
if it were a real brother sister combo she'd be calling him asshole, monkeyface, or most of the time just "hey you"
>>50874774
>mfw
>>50874774
Just my hand, because duh.
>>50874778
What if my weaboner is only for the Japanese prefectural flags?
>>50874782
What about paladins of Arshea, anon? They're cute and sexy!
>>50874782
>Is there any other paladin worth talking about?
>Erastil, the ancient god of Agriculture, Community and Family
>Shelyn, the Goddess of Beauty and Romance
>Kurgess, the God of Sportsmanship and Healthy Competition
>Sarenrae, the Goddess of Redemption
>Shizuru, the Goddess of the Sun and Samurai
>>50874791
Totes true, my sister and I don't call each other by name. Don't hate each other either, maybe because we're in our mid 20s-30s, but still.
>>50874809
So you said only paladins of Shelyn? Got it, we can talk about them too!
>>50874804
That'sperfectly acceptable because those flags are amazing.
>>50874804
go for their mascots instead.
>>50874774I'll care when the pastebin gets shared
>>50874827
>>50874830
Personally I'm a fan of Liberia's flags.
>>50874823
H-Hey! What if your Tiefling Girl is really into long group exercises as ole Kurgess would want, leading to her and everyone else getting all sweaty so they take dips in the nearby stream?
Or, or maybe she's a sweet girl that grew up in the country, and was always told she should save herself for "the right man" which is why whenever she's in a tight spot, Papa Erastil whispers encouragement in her ear?
>>50874823
>implying paladins of Erastil aren't infinitely better
>>50874774
What, they won't do that! How could you even suggest that, you baka!
>>50874871
>Implying Erastil is good at all.
>>50874856
>all these people trying to run off to find adventure
>the only hope is to find them the one person in the world they'll actually want to *settle down* with
Being Erastil is endless thankless work.
>>50874872
Just imagine the two of them, planning their village together, long nights together spent arguing and bickering like siblings, longing glances that grow more sensual with each passing moment before theytalk sensibly about taxationandeducation reform in the surrounding regionall night long.
Post character themes? Post character themes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_xJqkzngBI
>>50874936
That uh... that wasn't what I meant to post.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlfUcnSbKDA
Hey, what dou you think would be the best image for my Molthune foxwife? Some of these are wearing distinctly eastern clothes but that would be very easy to explain.
https://imgur.com/a/8zsmm
>>50874953
I feel the last one is the cutest.
>>50874932
you... you're a single child aren't you.
>>50874972
You know they are.
>>50874760
>/pfg/ are all in your game
No, half of your group would love it and the entire rest of the thread will not care.
>>50874853Are you a rice rat guy or a swamp hen guy?
>>50874953
I quite like the fourth one.
>>50874932
That's too lewd anon. Do you think they'd evendiscuss battle strategies to use against the Nirmathans?
>>50874765
Yes, I'm thinking Iomedae because she'll probably be from Magnimar, not fantasy Saudi Arabia, which means Sarenrae just feels less appropriate.
I'm thinking freakish Tiefling child abandoned by some councilman's wife to grow up in The Shore.
Though I suppose one could play Raised By Dwarves for laughs and go for Torag.
>>50874932
okay imagine that scene, except your attraction to each-other never goes past "on the subtle disgust side of neutrality". She accidentally drops her towel, and your only reaction is an uncaring mild annoyance; the kind of half-raised eyebrow you might expect when Spock tells you something would not be preferable. Because the towel's kinda dirty now, and it will have to be washed sooner than normal.
>>50874856
Okay, so Paladin of Kurgess is suddenly a sexy proposition. What are the most athletic styles of combat?
>>50874972
Look, just because you and your siblings don't have hot and sweatynegotiations about trade rezoningand passionatediscussions over troop displacement and armamentsdoesn't mean it doesn't happen.
>>50874953
In order of preference
7
1
4
>>50874932
>bickering
>that spoiler
Fuck, that's what my sister and I did last night. In front of family no less. We get along fantastically and she is truly the best in the worldshe got married to a guy who's practically a carbon copy of me. I'm sad, /pfg/. Sad.
>>50875031
Grappling.
>>50875031
Paladin | Steelfist Commando Warlord!
She's great with fisting her enemies into submission or using chokeholds!
>>50875031
>What are the most athletic styles of combat?
That would be wrestling and CQC, the basics of which should be known to her.You could say she learned how to beat people up while living on the streets!
>>50874335
8 technically can't speak eloquently, according to 3.5 stuff anyway.
Lot of that me am dumb stuff.
>>50875077
This sounds fun as helland super lewd
>>50874329
You're going to think you can hold a choke point while wielding your killing edge and not die to enemy waves throwing themselves on you in order to do so in the same round.
>>50875168
>My mommy and daddy wrestle a lot. I hope to be really good at wrestling when I grow up!
>>50875031
Okay.
Dude.
Listen to this.
You know how polearms and stuff are all the rage for sports? Why don't you make her wield one. Like, she's an OD/ZS Warder | Paladin using a stat spread of 18-10-14-8-14-16!
Not only does she have reach with that longspear, she can do all sorts of kicks and twirls and pirouettes with it! Why, I can even see her slamming it into the ground todo a little pole-dancing.
>>50875182
That doesn't strike me as seeming right.
>>50875202
Is she a mech pilot to, by any chance?
>>50875235
Keep it in your pants for one thread, Jesus Christ.
>>50875266
Notedand deleted.
>>50875202
That's not bad, but the wrestleposters have you beat so far for sheer intensity. How will a polearm build deliver the goods better than the grapple-fisters?
>>50875286
>How will a polearm build deliver the goods better than the grapple-fisters?
There's a lot of grapple-fisters posted already, and a dedicated spear-user would come across as refreshing?
>>50873186
I just want to say, as someone whose never played pathfinder: the OP is making your system look awful, and you really should kill who ever is making these OP posts.
>>50875308
That's an excellent point. I'll write something up and see where it goes. A sexy, athletic Tiefling heroine with a long, powerful rod could be quite refreshing indeed
>>50875286
Well first off, poledancing.
Second, the thing with wrestling is that the one who gets the most out of that is the person that she's grappling.
If you want a good show, you need a little distance. Reach gives the audience that distance. Now they're your tits again, not some orc they're mashed into.
>>50875320
There are a lot of new people to pathfinder threads that are not actually making the unique IP count go up. Why are you falseflagging as newbies?
>>50875344
I'm not. I genuinely do not post in pathfinder threads. Your OP's are cancer, and I thought you needed to know.
If you need to blame false flagging for criticism, then you're as delusional as a /pol/ack.
>>50875320
Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate.
It's not supposed to draw new players in. It's a horrible warning.
>>50875320
>implying any of us can just hunt someone down and kill them through 4chan
>implying any of us have murderous intent, or even the skills necessary to kill a human being
>implying posting anime pics is an offense on the same level as high treason or starting an unauthorized nuclear war
There is disquiet in your soul.
>>50875341
>Reach gives the audience that distance. Now they're your tits again, not some orc they're mashed into.
Not him, but that's a damn good reason to go with Reach.
>>50875320
The OP is an accurate representation of Pathfinder, anon.
>>50875360
Ok, Mr new person who has mysteriously posted previously in the thread but is wholly new to pathfinder with a hate on OP identical to the last time someone with a non-unique IP posted.
>>50875387
What disturbs me the most though is that somehow I'd apparently considered this before, at least unconsciously. It just flows out the fingers as if I'd known this shit for years.
Today I learned a mild kink I did not know I had.
>>50875038
>>50875004
>>50874966
So two votes for 4th and one for 1st, 7th and 8th. I really like all of those four so i've deleted the rest. Still not sure what to pick.
>https://imgur.com/a/8zsmm
>>50875341
So I'll make sure she's got Perform and all the athletic skills ranked up some. I like it!
>>50875409
>non-unique
Except my IP is unique
You are delusional
Stop that. It isn't healthy.
>>50875202
>>50875286
>>50875308
>>50875341
>>50875387
>>50875411
>>50875424
>think 'ha ha, thats a cute joke. A poledancing paladin of Athleticism. Bit of the old ribald fun that'
>But anon was not joke
>anon was serious
>anon is now statting out how to best poledance in the middle of a battle with the forces of evil
What fucking DM do you people PLAY with?
>>50875411
>Today I learned a mild kink I did not know I had.
>disturbing
You learned a little bit more about yourself today! It seems like pretty standard "showing off" fare, maybe coupled with sensitivity towards people getting up close to her.
>>50875455
This is a concept that could work in an *average* campaign, and the one they're applying to is full of memes and smut.
>>50875413
The blonde haired blue eyed one. She looks like a charming wife in a wedding dress!
>>50875413
I'd vote 1st, pretty sexy.
>>50875413
Last one is best waifu.
>>50875413
The second one (4th) is still really appealing, it's got that right combination of smug and attractive that you'd want from a matron!
>>50875413
>>50875500
>>50875519
I like the wedding dress one because it really sells the whole WIFE thing.
What is with you niggers and Kitsune?
>>50875541
I honestly don't know, every day I hope we move onto hob-posting or elves or half-orcs because oh my GOD am I tired of fluffy tail.
>>50875541
MEMES
THE DNA OF THE SOUL
>>50875455
No idea.
But, dude. Think about this.
The oldschool, feudal equivalent of an exercise video.
Yeah, sure, she finds it's a bit embarrassing, but so many people aren't exercising enough, don't try to better themselves, and when she gets even one person to start working out, to take up a sport, it's all worth it.
A little bit of her skin is *NOTHING* when she's sworn to fight and die for those ideals.
>>50875559
I want to marry a brave hobgoblin warrior!
>>50875541
Our lord and savior Forrest gave us new kitsune subraces!
>>50875577
But dude. Think about this.
Play a character with ideals that are designed for an interesting roleplaying experience, not a softcore porn.
>>50875577
>Tiefling Trainer in a small village advertising her training program at the Swallowtail Festival when shit goes down!Best part is she'll have her work clothes and her work-out clothes, OD/ZS Warders wear heavy armor after all!
Which is the worse BBEG, /pfg/?
>Bunch of feral Druids who hate the stability of civilization and wanna drag everything kicking and screaming into Survival of the Fittest
>some sort of long-lived Transmuter who wants to slow down the world and put everyone in physical and mental stasis so everything will stop dying before he can ever get to know it well
>>50875559
I hope ratfolk become the next big thing.Even though I just posted a mouse.
>>50875652
The second.
>>50875613
Pretty sure porn is just about as interesting as Joey Stabsorcs and other bog standard adventurer fare
>>50875652
Depends. Between the druid and the transmuter, which one captures more good guys (like real paladins), and which one has a higher Disguise bonus?
>>50875659
2hus are forbidden!
What is it like talking to someone with 18 Int, 16 Wis, and 12 Cha? How mentally capable are they overall?
>>50875664
You know there are things other than 'his name is Swordman McFighter' and 'lol, she's wearing shorts and wrestling people' right?
>>50875659
What is she eating?
>>50875687
It would be like talking to that teacher you think is really, really smart and seems to have life figured out.
>>50875698
Sunflower seed it looks like.
>>50874949
Patrician taste, friend. I used this for my gunslinger's theme
https://youtu.be/gQWAcgefsQQ
>>50875652
Use the Transmuter.
I only say this because I hate how much Survival of the Fittest gets misunderstood with this sort of context.
>>50875687
You ever been to a university or a seminar, and listen to a guy give a speech and thought to yourself "Hot dang this guy is smart and wise" without remembering exactly what he said because your were just so enthralled?
That's what its likes
>>50875673
Are honks forbidden?
>>50875667
Well, the Transmuter is more likely to capture a real Paladin than kill them (via Flesh to Stone), but the Druid can disguise themselves as various animals.
>>50875660
Any reason in particular?
How's it look /pfg/? I went for a province/colony look.
I have no idea what I'm doing to be honest.
>>50875731
Yeah, but what are ya gonna do, force millions of people who don't actually care to look up how it really works?
Hahahaha. Good luck with that, getting them to grow and all.
You know what /pfg/, Christmas is almost over, I'm bored and a little depressed, and I still have my eternal love for fictional fake children. What would you all say if I went and redid the Promethean Alchemist from the ground up, and made it specifically into a Spheres of Power archetype. With the following:
>Multiple variations of the Homunculus, instead of one locked progression
>Specifically, a physical (similar to the default), a Mental, and a "small" version
>make it a total conversion, and integrate the ideas I previously had which made the whole thing amount to "you're now TWO 3/4th casters" and "you both share all features related to casting, and draw from the same pool"
>unique discoveries, mostly related to healing and blasting
My only worry is how to balance being two spherecasters at once, because I still have piss all for hands-on experience with spheres. I guess I'll have to cross that bridge once I get there.
>>50875761
>red on blueRule of Tincture, dude.
Otherwise it's good!
>>50875731
How does it get misused?
>>50875731
Ugh, yes.
"It's just natural selection."
"But you're picking them out, so it's artificial selection."
>>50875752
Same as >>50875731, 'survival of the fittest' is an idea with so many holes in it that the villains have to be comically trite to actually try it.
>>50875770
>make it a total conversion, and integrate the ideas I previously had which made the whole thing amount to "you're now TWO 3/4th casters" and "you both share all features related to casting, and draw from the same pool"
That's fucking retarded.
>>50875770
Why does the Homonculus look scared?
>>50875761
>>50875778
Gotta ask, what about mine? Both the motto and sigil.
>>50875789
It could theoretically be argued that the ability to select is the quality defined as 'fittest', not the qualities being selected.
>>50875779
The concept of survival of the fittest just means that individuals more highly adapted to their environment are more likely to have a chance to reproduce than other individuals without those adaptations under conditions of high environmental selective pressure.
People tend to just equate it to "The strong survive"
>>50875829
So it's just autism over the colloquial use of the phrase?
>>50875778
I was pretty sure the rule of tincture only applied to heraldry and not to vexillogy.
>>50875839
Pretty much, yeah
>>50875474
>>50875495
>>50875500
>>50875519
>>50875537
So it seems like the one from OP is the most popular with four votes, and the pink one is in second place just a vote behind! I must say I also like it and will use it, at least for now. I may change my mind afterall... Anyway, thank you for help!
>>50875791
The original archetype's original design is already retarded, this is practically just keeping with the theme and seeing what I can salvage. What's two shitty casters at once, if that's the only trick it really has?
Ideally I'd probably want to make it so that it doesn't amount to "you just get to use two spells at once", and give its a downside if you just try to do that. It'd get hard to pull energy from a pool in two directions, after all. Maybe make it all about cooperative casting, with the option of letting either the alchemist or his homunculus be the origin of a spell? Shit man, I dunno, I'm tired, bored, and in desperate need of something I can get excited about.
>>50875792
She's scared because her creator hasn't realized how worthless he is for taking that archetype yet.
>>50875802
Motto is good, gold-on-green is not in violation of Tincture (and it wouldn't be anyway, Division of the Field is an exception to the rule.)
Crests are always a little awkward to put on Divided Fields though! I like the tree, but it feels like putting it in the Green squares would make it a bit more accurate.
>>50875847This is true.
>>50875876Flags are cooler than heraldry anyway.
>>50875876
>gold-on-green is not in violation of Tincture
To make a long story very short with what Rule of Tincture means, it's that color must not touch color, and metal must not touch metal.
Metal in this case is white and yellow, representing silver and gold.
All the Rule of Tincture is is "have something dividing that purple and red, it's hurting my eyes."
>Pin Down is level 11
All I wanted was casting enlarge on myself and going patrol mode with a reach weapon and transforming into huge tower that hits everything in 25 feet range. I would name my character "Anti Fun Tower"
why it is level 11
Should plot-required artifacts be counted towards WBL? Should artifacts be counted towards WBL at all, since many of them are hard if not impossible to calculate a price for?
>>50875970
>Should plot-required artifacts be counted towards WBL?
No.
Rule of Tincture is a good thing to bear in mind when tackling any sort of color design. I'm shit at it, but with Tincture and /pfg/ kicking me in the head Ori's color pallet was eventually nailed down.
>>50875985
>Gold-on-Black
>Gold-on-Red
Why is this so beautiful, it's the same thing with black armor inlaid with gold.
What do Molthuni military uniforms look like?
>>50876027
That's just a theory.
A COLOR THEORY.Kill me.
>>50875985
Breaks rule of tincture in the middle, you pleb.
>>50876033
>>50875985
I think it still works because the gold doesn't draw the eye much, it's mostly the black and the white.
>>50875983
I disagree, at least regarding artifacts that are actually useful in a practical sense. Just because the plot demands a PC carry around the Magic Sword of the Chosen One doesn't mean it's not a useful weapon. To the extent that it's reasonably possible to do so, the artifact's value should be determined and counted against a PC's WBL, unless it's either an artifact that literally works as a GM fiat plot device or it's an artifact that has no practical purpose to the party outside of its single, plot-determined function.
Just for all you foxfags, an old but possibly ignored template
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/3rd-party-classes/zombie-sky-press/sacred-necromancer/fox-blooded
>>50876071
>TEMPEST MMGA
What did he mean by this?
>>50876084
That's an umbreon, you pleb.
>>50876052
Gold-on-Silver has always been a gray(color puns! Hah!)area for Tincture - some flags such as those for the Kingdom of Jerusalem or the late French monarchy or even the Papal States prominently feature gold-on-silver.
Basically, if you think you're a big enough deal you can slap that white onto yellow or yellow onto white all ding dong day.
>>50876092
The Kingdom of Jerusalem's coat of arms is an infamous example of BREAKING rule of tincture.
>>50876091
Eevee is clearly fox, eeveelutions must be fox too.
Anyone willing to give me some feedback on what I've got?
>>50876118
Eevee is the cutest of Gen 1!
>>50876091
Sorry, I don't recognize pokemon you weab.
>>50876126
>I misread this as House Wrynn
>>50876128
Eevee a best, shoulda been mascot. Pikachu sucks.
>>50876078
Red and gold seem to act more as a complimentary set overall. Originally he was designed to work with teal as opposed to red, but in hindsight the green would've been too harsh of a contrast to the black; red doesn't offer the same harsh contrast and seems to moreso pull everything together.
Is a blaster druid a universally terrible idea?
Don't hide it from me, /pfg/.
Tell me aboutyour best ideas for an adventure path set in Nex.
>>50876228
Autism Fighter has conquered the country. Beat him.
If I go to a PFS event do I have to bring receipts for every book a take a feat from or some shit?
My friend wants to go to one but I'm not giving Paizo any money (although I do already have the hardcover PHB).
>>50876237
You can't, his teleportation game is somehow too strong for even the fullest of casters.
>>50876254
You have to bring every book you take anything from. A physical copy.
>>50876263
A gang of wizards with true strike and enervation fuck him over.
>>50876284
ahahah you're telling a joke right?
>>50876308
Nope.
>>50876308
That's why PFS sucks. Sunk cost fallacy, all these Paidrones that bought the hard copies have to convince themselves they're getting their money's worth.
I want to influence the hearts of evil beings to seek redemption via my music.
What's the best way to do this?
>>50876308
No.
He's not.
>>50876308
CRB, individual books for feats, every single spell and piece of equipment, you need to bring EVERYTHING with you at all times.
If that character's spread across four fucking hardcovers and a bunch of fucking soft ones?
/fit/ might be of better help than we.
>>50876344
Wizard.
>>50873186
I come here pretty often to snag the OP images because they're usually decent. I personally haven't played PF in about a year and a half now, but I just wanted to post to say that whoever makes these OPs is a pretty alright guy.
Don't let your local shitposters get you down. At least you're not one of those "lel how do I play foxes in any RPG" people.
>>50876284
>>50876308
Incorrect, it is in the rules you can bring printouts of specific pages you use.
>>50876128
Not even cutest fox of Gen 1.
>>50876422
Ain't that the truth.
>>50876344
>>50876393
Nah, for this it'd be bard. Wizards can't do as much with music, they lack music based class features.
>>50876335
>>50876324
What's the incentive for some random DM to actually enforce those rules?
Is it really just to make themselves feel better about whatever they've spent on the books?
I'd be baffled if I got called out for bringing a non-core character without the book support.
>>50876437
Just refluff your verbal components.
>>50876491
F O U R
O U R F
U R F O
R F O U
>>50876128
>>50876422
I thought Eevee was a nonspecific canine, but pulling more from Pomeranians than anything else.
>>50876435
And the Vulpix turns into a majestic, golden nine-tailed fox that's all about seeing their host family succeed!
Why are you in /pfg/ so fucking weeb?