Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1243: HERO OF REGEND DEFENDER OF FRANCE Edition

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TRULY A REGENDALY THREAD

What is your favorite perk, Jumpers?

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Jumpers, what does your final boss form look like?

>>50833420
Is that some sort of quasi-translated FGO? Where could I play it if so? I remember trying to play the original a while ago, and it being basically impossible because I can't understand moonrunes.

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>>50833415
...

. . .

I am not a clever man when hungry. I was mainly thinking of how delicious it must be if it was prepared from the Essence of the cosmic autocannibal.

I'm still kinda undecided, mind you. I just can't stop thinking about what Genesis Frog soup must taste like. Or world turtle.

>>50833436
Something King of Heroes something talked down the Black Grail

So...yeah, fair enough. Shirou a cripplingly overspecialised fish in a relatively generalist pond.

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OP, you're great. You're just so great.

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Also while still on the assassin tangent the best assassin is the one you cant summon.

Namely King Hassan

>>50833502
Save State from Pokemon.

>>50833512
A dog

>>50833527
niceme.me

>>50833502
Steel Bladder or Evercleansed

>>50833523
Don't worry. He'll be in the gacha soon enough - he dropped his Grand Servant status SPECIFICALLY to help you fuck shit up.

>>50833514
No that was the ORIGINAL TITLE for Kojiro's bond mission in which the man fights dragons and demon gods in a Roman coliseum

It got patched out unfortunately

>>50833523
>can't summon
yet

>>50833425
Not even that, it would be like saying you can't get from one Marvel continuity to another.

So how long does the Horus Heresy last? I rolled that location in the 40k jump and I'm trying to figure out how long that event goes on for. I took enough drawbacks to stick around for 2560 years, so I'm looking to get a handle on just what happens during that timeframe canonically.

>>50833523
Like that would stop him from showing up to be a bro. Speaking of cool hassans. Where would one get poison immunity to waifu Serenity with?

>>50833543
Yeah, but underneath that it says interlude, there's also the free quest thing. Also the menu is clearly marked.

>>50833580
Elder Scrolls is the first place that popped into my head.

>>50833580
... Medea Lily literally has Poisonproof/Posion Resistance A/A++ so, take that how you want

>>50833549
IM STILL RECOVERING FROM NOT ROLLING MERLIN GODDAMNIT

>>50833580
Elder Scrolls has a good and cheap perk for that.
Ribbon bearer from FF tactics advance should cover it as well since poison is a FF status effect.

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>>50833492
"Dragons are just bigger swallows" Sasaki Kojiro 2016

>>50833580
King Arthur (Natural Disease Immunity, also includes all poisons) or Final Fantasy Tactics Advance (Ribbon Bearer, includes immunity to poison)

>>50833607
yer mum rolled merlin

>>50833580
Beyond having a fucky-enough biology that the poison can't find any way to affect you? I BELIEVE (correct me if I'm wrong) that being a Poison Dragon in LoSS gives you immunity.

>>50833602
.... You don't

Oh my god are you fucking kidding me

You do realize the Japanese use goddamn European alphabet too as well right?

>>50833622
Ant sized dragons are easy to take down, yes.

>>50833623
Where would I get resistance/immunity to corrosion effects?

>>50833647
SASAKI 1v1 FAFNIR
GUESS WHO WINS

How would the Kojiro react if I used Tsubame Gaeshi, from Wuxia, against him?

>>50833662
Ted from accounting?

>>50833662
The audience.

>>50833634
I do not remember seeing anything written in English when I played the game.

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>>50833666
Image related

>>50833652
become etheral. can't get corroded if you aren't physical.
You could also just be absurdly durable or have an energy barrier in the way.

>>50833681
I think he means that they use the latin alphabet, ie romanji, as opposed to characters, kanji.

>>50833666
Probably laugh at your pale imitation

>>50833698
Well that ruins part of the fun, because Serenity's whole deal is just once, she wants to be able to touch someone WITHOUT them dying from her toxins.

>>50833565
9 Years.

Would bringing a droid companion from another Star Wars setting to KOTOR make that droid force sensitive? I want my own Skippy.

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Okay, so, I've been working like a fevered madman on something for the last few days and I though I'd show off my progress.

Presenting Ogre Battle: The March of the Black Queen Jump.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mS9KZ1qzmnL24wE5CqNMn3NBw20I5qE49Wbwm1ecpsA/edit?usp=sharing

While I will admit there is still a lot of work to done, the perks, classes, and intro text are all done. I'm very interested in any input, comments, suggestion, ect.

To Do List: Items, Tarot Card Auras, and Drawbacks.

>>50833706
Just be an android with some kind of corrosion resistant lamination.
Try admantium for starters.

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>>50833512
Usual every day, pic related. Over the top theatrics are for one off skits when I feel in the mood for comedic ham or hollywood jump. If I feel a need for final form I just start drawing on altform traits until the changing atmosphere and reality should be a tip off that something bad is happening to you.

>>50833549
Really now? Well that just makes you grand.

>>50833580
You can acquire one from generic virtual world over time and with sufficient poisons. Or contract with shielder. Possibly by altering your biology via omega self molecular manipulation from x-men, with an omega healing factor to back it up. Or make your blood contain antidote after you brew one via sim ants.

>>50833502
Off the top of my head, probably Synchronicity Wave, but only because your God Tier isn't a perk..

>>50833706
Doesn't one of the TES signs give you immunity to poison?

>>50833549
>asks question
>thread dies three posts later
...so.
Is there any special rulings regarding using an item you already own as basis for a NP? Like, about how its base abilities affect its Rank and such.

>>50833652
Sufficient durability and/or ability to adapt to different attacks.

>>50833700
Well mostly he's >>50833681

Just plain retarded cause besides ascensions and the fact that all of the Free/story quests are labeled as such in english, there isnt a lot of english text but there is actual english text. like the fact that all of the servant classes are in plain english, or phrases in rolling like GRAND SUMMON, THE NEW SERVANT/CRAFT ESSENCE

So jumpers, have you ever been so fed up witha setting that you made it even worse?

In my case I got annoyed at all "no you are the true monster" between the different sides so one afternoon I took a stroll and unleashed the Diclonius virus from Elfenlied on the population.

"You want deadly monsters? I certainly can deliver"

>>50833759 this happened in Tokyo ghoul jump by the way

>>50833752
Ok, whatever, fuck it, clearly i'm a dumbass who has no idea what he's talking about. I don't care.

>>50833502
Most of the things I want to say aren't really perks.
They're just things like having an exaltation or being a D&D wizard.
I guess I'd have to say conjoined conjures since it lets me do things without having to think too hard about how I get all the different magic I have to do what I want.

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>>50833747
I've always taken the view that you're recreating things, not importing them. Hence you need to be able to buy whatever you want 'imported' as a new NP in the first place and then increase the rank to add new stuff on. Does mean some stuff is just too much to be made as NPs. Upside is that if you can fit it, you've now got two copies of that item at least.

Sorry, thought I posted this last thread but it must've been after it archived.

>>50833502
Scar Dead or Madness Wavelength.

>>50833759
I genocided the elves in LOTR.

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>>50833512

>>50833502
Stupid Good from Kara No Kyoukai, it tends to work out pretty well for me considering I try my best to be good but also tend to get way in over my head, so extra luck tends to help a lot.

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>>50833502
Duct Tape Fusion from Invader Zim. Is it the most useful perk? No. Is it the most aesthetically pleasing perk? No. Is it even really a decent science perk? Not really. But is it if fun to strap a shotgun to a missile launcher to a sword to a dinosaur? You bet your sweet bippy it is.

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>>50833839
Of course when I "die" we lead straight to the sequel hook.

>>50833666
Don't stop there.
Stack it with the Multi-Strike spell from Fable. 6 hits in every strike.

I'm sure there's more multiple hit perks and powers available in /jc/ but I don't know what they are.

How would the Light of Terra fare against Vader's Executor?

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>>50833759
I basically wrecked the setting of the inheritance cycle via robot knight army.
It was just too much to put up with. Everyone was retarded and even worse what that they were proud of being cunts.

>>50833896
Depends how Legends feels that morning. If it's upper Legnends firepower it mops the fucking floor with it, if it's lower it gets handed it's own shit.

>>50833879
Well there's Double tap from Generic Zombie apocalypse, but I think that's only for bullets.

>>50833741
>Synchronicity Wave
What's that?

Are there any good perks for keeping the fact that I have mind controlled someone from being noticed by their allies?

>>50833759
God of War. Everyone is either a dick or an idiot. The entire jump was just me rampaging, forcibly overthrowing the gods, throwing Kratos into space, and using Heylin Magic to hijack the setting and rule over it as god emperor.

...I might have gone power mad along with regular mad.

In the Lovecraft jump it says that Shoggoths can shrink into tiny, dense forms.

How small we talking? Beach ball? Bowling ball? Golf ball? Marble?

>>50833819
Oh.

...I can understand why. Even beyond-bullshit-EX-tier would have difficulty measuring the sheer levels of "lol wut" you can get after enough jumps and imports.

On the other hand, it saddens me that my equipment probably can't be part of my legend proper.

Oh well, I guess its time for something new.

Thanks anyways.

>>50834009
You could try something like Lancelots Knight of Honor, and just have it apply to the weapons you're holding

>>50834009
Sorry. It's mostly just avoiding the basically impossible situation of dealing with what stuff would do to all the things you can import. Since NPs aren't just weapons or vehicles. They can be living beings, abilities, ships, magic etc. It's a heckuva lot easier to just say "You gotta make it as an NP first" then deal with the mess that might happen if someone wanted to import say, a Sharingan as their NP and add stuff on. Then the mess of stuff like "Why can't I give my Light of Terra the Gae Bolg power asa C rank NP?"

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Rolled 3 (1d8)

Time for more Stalwart Tiger Adventures

Infernal Chain-Name:Stalwart Tiger of the Sagacious Dawn.
Concept-Infernals Native Chain- A king who was defeated and broken by a Solar, who then made a deal with the Yozi to become an Infernal,
utterly convinced in his RIGHT to rule all he surveys. Good to those who kneel to him, but will crush any dissent.


Last Time: Tiger spent 300 years forging an oceanic empire in Tropico while contending with the "world powers", then got booted to Wii Sports Resort where he insisted on teaching Terrestrial Martial Arts to Mortals.

Dice for Jumping-
1.Fire Emblem Awakening
2.Destiny
3.Okami
4.VA-11 HALL-A
5.Teen Titans
6.Tomb Raider
7.Touhou Project
8.World Trigger


Also I need a replacement

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>>50834093
>Tiger meets Ammy
Oh. This is just going to be Beautiful.

>>50834093
How about Final Fantasy 9?

>>50834093
Halo?

>>50834099
Accepted

>>50834102
Reserved

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Guys, help. I've procrastinated myself into a corner and now I need critique on the Histories and ideas for items and drawbacks.

>>50834122
Do imported companions get Histories? I want to import John Egbert as Hellblazer so that I can say that I have John Constantine as a companion.

>>50834153
Yes.

>>50834122
>You may also inherit another dimension you have to gain these effects.
Did you mean import?

My jump is finished but I have an overwhelming desire to rewrite portions of it as if spoken by one of the setting's characters.

>>50834058
Yeah, I get it. Eh, things would be boring if you could have everything.

Anyways, I was thinking about becoming the tankiest fucker ever. So, just a first glance leads to END, Battle Continuation, the various parts of Godhand, and Karna's damage reduction armor.

So I wanted to have an idea on how they compared at A/++/EX, which gets hit harder by diminishing returns and stuff.

>>50834223
What character?

>>50834223
You should do that, but keep the first version as well. Then, post both and see whichever gets the more positive response, and have that one uploaded.

>>50834223
If you think you can get the tone right and it isn't wanking the character raw then I don't see why you couldn't do that.
Maybe hold on to the current version as well in case it doesn't work out though.

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>>50834093
Okami- You seem to be sending me to lots of worlds with Monsters and Gods.
0/1500
Rolled for Wep'Keer
Rolled for 21
Drop-in
Free Space Invader
Discount Moon Tech- I refuse the offer from the "Yami", I made a mistake accepting the offer of the Yozi, and it was a stretch accepting your offer.
Discount Demon Blood- My Soul-Spawn from your little "signing bonus" will keep them in line
Devotional- Power from Prayer is to be expected
Brush Up- An odd technique, but I can't deny its' usefulness
Four Magic Inkpots

MacGuffin Container+300- I can handle a little pain
Magnetic+200- I'll kill all the damn demons!

Writefaggery incoming, I hope it'll be entertaining.

>>50834208
Yep.

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>>50833333
>are second only to Arturia and Gil in my heart

Fucking dropped

Psssst.

Hypothetically, would yall like the idea of me dabbling in a Marvel Magic Side jump?

>>50834223
You can't do this to me, senpai.

What jump?

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holy shit. this guy.

I found him. The perfect husband.

>>50834296
Finish what you have first.

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>>50834237
>>50834300
Click the spoiler if you dare.

>>50834239
>>50834248
This is something new for me, so I think the way I'll approach it is to edit the existing text with the new tone attached. Altering some weird choices and inserting commentary, mainly. But yes, I can keep an older version saved if I flub it.

>>50834252
>Wep'Keer
>Drop-in
Perfect spot to free the demon fish fetus.

>>50834296
Ok.

>>50834296
Hypothetically? Yes. I would hypothetically be hype AF. But you have a lot of ideas in the works for someone taking a vacation.

>>50834296
hypothetically yes, but I need Disgaea DLC first. I'd love to see what you would do with it though.

>>50834296
Be careful Heavens, you are getting close to being named best girl. You wouldn't want to make Worm_Anon cry.

DO IT DO IT DO IT

>>50834296
yes

>>50834304
You like scraggly beards eh

>>50834225
Uh, gimme a bit to figure those out. Get back to you in a few minutes.

>>50834282
Not all of us can have shit taste like you Strike.

>>50834314

Do it.

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>>50834252
>Upon arrival.

This trip did....not go as I expected. When I first worked out the details for my little trip with my "benefactor" I wrote off the pain described for the 'MacGuffin Container' side effect. This was not a good idea.

Imagine the worst pain you've ever felt in your life, and magnify it by a thousand. That is what was sitting in my gut. Like a white-hot stone burning my insides, it was the greatest pain I've ever felt, including being under Torment by the damned Yozi. And worse it was a constant pain gnawing at my body and mind, never something I could just 'get used to' and ignore.

Then of course came the Demons. Weak things, weaker than most First Circles to be honest. But they came in numbers, and combined with the pain caused me a great deal of...annoyance. I could not even get my plans to conquer this snow-covered land underway, nor did I have time to learn much of it. So I moved south, bringing the Demon Hordes with me.

It got warmer surprisingly fast as I moved further south, though I found Demons had already been attacking these lands. I removed any who got in my way as I made my way towards the Capital. At least there there might be a place to sit down and learn about these lands, or at least a Doctor to remove the item in my stomach.

That's when I met the dog.

>>50834314
I...I didn't realize I needed this until you posted that.
Do it.
Please, god, do it.

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>>50834337

>>50833652
Well, my search fu tapped out. Couldn't find a jump with perk immunity to corrosion. You could cop out and jump a D&D-like setting to pick up magic crafting and make yourself an item that would protect you?

>>50834334
He seems like a chill old guy.

>>50833652
Uh, I feel like this is the cheap answer, but What Doesn't Kill Me from GVW can give it if you're fine with gradual, built-up resistance.

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>>50834359
No mortal can understand the glory of Nobunobu

>>50834342
>>50834354
Well, I've gotten a positive response, so that means it's worth the shot.

It'll be a bit before I finish polishing things up. I'm pretty rusty but I'll try to make it live up to FF6 as well as possible.

>>50834122
A. Like this, like this a lot. It fixes the issues with the Histories in a balanced and interesting way.

B. If you are still unsure about dual discounts on capstones I'd like to voice my support for that. There are some fun stories that could be told via ripoff John Constantine's pocket dimension he won off a magic god in a poker game.

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>>50834343
As I made my way towards the Capital I found the bridge was out. I sat down for a time to think of how to cross, I was not skilled enough in the ways of Adorjan to simple run and jump my way past, no that....honor goes to Silence. I sat for about half an hour thinking when it sat in front of me. A bright white dog, fur the color of the purest snows, with red markings all along it. I would have reached out to pet the creature, had it not been for the sword floating over its' back.

I moved to stand up to defend myself when suddenly its' paw was on my nose....and I was petting the dog. I had no idea how or when my hand had moved to pet the dog on its' own, but it had. And that's when I saw the flee. Hopping on the Dog's nose it demanded she pay attention to it, and what they were doing.

I demanded to know what the creature had done to me, and why it was armed. The flee spoke to the dog as if I wasn't there about how "I can't believe a guy like that can see your divine markings". 'He' finally gave me answers, after much bragging and likely exaggeration about his own abilities.

They proceeded to drag me along with them into the city, and their troubles. I would have protested more, but they promised to remove the item from my stomach. A fair trade, I helped them, they helped me. Even after it was removed I decided to travel with them, l do try to honor my agreements. But after Yami was defeated I figured time was up. I went back to the Imperial city to study more, and so I did for about a year.

Until I woke up to a dog sitting on my chest.

>>50833972
If you didn't going around murdering every innocent person in your way, like Kratos, and ruled with your upper head and not your lower head, like Zeus, then you probably did a better job then both of them.

>>50834381
I'm just saying, of all the characters in the world, Saber is considered the shittest, so yes either everyone has shit taste or Val is the odd one out.

And if I have shit taste then she's shit too, there is no escape.

>>50834446
>unlike Zeus I mean.

>>50834449
>saber
>shittest
But Sakura exists.

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>>50834449
>Everyone else in the world has shit taste
You didn't know this already?

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>>50834473
Yeah but even people with shit taste know that Sakura is shit.

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>>50834439
It was Amaterasu, or "Ammy", bothering me for some reason I could not fathom. I had no way to speak to her, or at least to understand her when she spoke. I was not the flea after all. But she continued to bother me until I followed her, wherein she lead me on yet another series of adventures that ended in defeating a hidden away evil. I have a feeling this happens to her often.

She showed up again two months later. And again, and again, and again. She continued to bother me endlessly for the rest of my time in that world. But then, time was up, and I was free from being bothered by this dog god, they kept on trying to get me to 'connect with people', and 'be heroic'. MAKE NO MISTAKE DOG! I KNOW WHAT YOU WERE DOING!

Then I found her sitting in one of my "pods" in the warehouse.


Amaterasu....podded?

>>50834518
I'm afraid you're the companion now Justice

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>>50834307
I WILL STOP BABYING ME
>>50834326
I'm bored, it's the holidays and nobody's hiring, and my gaming hard drive is currently dead. I am salty and bored as fuck.
>>50834327
Still working on it. That'll probably come out first.
>>50834331
B-BAKA ANON
>>50834334
>>50834323
Would probably consist of things like Asgard, Dr. Strange, and Ghost Rider from the sound of it. Quick questions.

1. Any major comics-only elements I should be wary of when making the jump? I've heard whispers of the Odin Force, but I don't know much about it aside from 'LOTS OF OOMPHF'.
2. Any other magic-side characters I could consider for perks or items things?

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>>50834497
No Val
Come on
The proportions of that are all wrong
Her spine looks like it's got a 90 degree bend in it and she's got no ribs.

>>50834544
Technically it's Tiger who is, but yeah basically.

TDLR version:Amaterasu decided he can be redeemed and brought to the 'good side' and invited herself along.
Jump-chan did not object, but noted that one of the Pods counts as being in-use.
Tiger can't get rid of her.

>>50834586
No.

>>50834586
WE TOOK AN OATH YOU FOOL

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>>50834586
You really want to do this again?

>>50834600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k0SmqbBIpQ

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>>50834566
You shut your whore mouth. If Val wants to post big titty waifus, Val can post big titty waifus.

>>50834497
I see you, and raise.

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>>50834225
END is simple. It's just x50, x150 and x500 peak human (Best olympic athlete in stamina/durability whatever.).

Battle Continuation...Can't say on EX for now since I'm kinda waiting for more detail on what the canon EX is like since it came up in GO but A rank has it's canon description and I imagine A++ is kinda like fighting without some important organs being within your body (Exceptthe brain I guess).

Godhand is fairly simple. Just whatever rank it is, that's the level of attack it defends against. I'd say it'd only greatly weaken EX rank attacks rather then negate them completely if you took it at EX.

Karna's stuff...I'd say it'd be one of those with diminishing returns? Like, A rank is the 90% reduction, ++ would be 95-96 while EX would be 99.9%?
>>50834566
That evading the post tho, you got skills.

I'm a Jumper fuck proper proportions or anatomy

>>50834567
Jump-chan: now look here Ammy, rules ar- ...
Ammy: ...
Jump-chan: when did I start petting you?

>>50834558
>Would probably consist of things like Asgard, Dr. Strange, and Ghost Rider from the sound of it. Quick questions.
I'm down. I lurves me some Mahvel majick

>>50834627
Close enough.

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>>50834558
>Any other magic-side characters I could consider for perks or items things?
You dare forget DOOM?!

Also, Magik.

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>>50834606
Shut up anon
I'll educate you all on proper construction so you never enjoy anything but the most expertly proportioned figures ever again. Just like me

>>50834612
>That evading the post tho, you got skills.
>I'm a Jumper fuck proper proportions or anatomy

Part of taste is a e s t h e t i c s. Or is that why your taste is shit? You've not completed the course?

Head is a little small on that one

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>>50834653
Unlike some, I can adjust when needed. Why bother trying to be all at once when I can be any whenever I like?

But it's good to see you show your uh, flaws on the outside there too. I suppose not all of us can be perfect inside and out.

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>>50834653
>I'll educate you all on proper construction so you never enjoy anything but the most expertly proportioned figures ever again.
Listen here, my little baka, learning to appreciate foie gras doesn't mean abandoning your love of Sonic. A person can enjoy both haute cuisine and drive ins. Your inability to do so smacks of either pretension or OCD.

>>50834599
I shut the box. It'll be fiiiiine~

>>50834651
Noted. I am willing to make an entire tree for Doom just because he is fun. Would a Doomesque Jumper background work, or does Latveria have any other mages in it?

>>50834558
It's the nebulous mystic force that gives Odin his power. Generally speaking, Odin has the majority of it, while Thor has the rest. Both Thor and Loki are freaks of nature by Asgardian standards, but Thor is planerary level while Loki is just a 80 tonner (varies sometimes, as usual) because of this. When Odin dies and Thor becomes King, it is renamed the Thorforce. It can do... whatever the fuck the plot needs it to. From cutting apart stars to reforge them into items, stopping time, and both creating and destroying galaxies, shit's cray-cray.

I wouldn't worry too much about it unless you try to sell access to it. Anyone who can legit take it from Odin probably deserves it. If you do put it up for purchase... well, your call, mang.

I'd like some of the more mythic itemization though. Specifically, Dane Whitman's stuff (Sword of Light and Shield of Night, the Ebony Blade) and something like the Amulet of Right used to become Captain Britain (Captain Jumper?).

>>50834696
Nah, it's just Doom.

>>50834558

Bodacious Babes

>>50834651
>spoiler
That's basically Dimension Lord from DC Occult.

Though a Soulsword would be a cool item/perk.

>>50834697
It's best to just say that Odin is on the level of or slightly below Galactus in power, and the Odinforce is why that is.

Rolled 5 (1d8)

>>50834252
>>50834343
>>50834439
>>50834518

1.Fire Emblem Awakening
2.Destiny
3.FF9
4.VA-11 HALL-A
5.Teen Titans
6.Tomb Raider
7.Touhou Project
8.World Trigger

>>50834696
>Would a Doomesque Jumper background work
Yeah, you could even delve a little into tech, of you were so inclined. Doom is pretty much the "second best" in both fields.

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>>50834667
>1 off Satan
Devastating

Yukari is pretty great, but we're not talking about what you can do, we're talking about what you're into. Bad dodge.

>>50834688
The uncanny valley applies to drawings too, and when you have anthropomorphic figures close to real but bending and twisting in odd ways it spoils the otherwise fantastic rendering. You won't see me bitching and complaining about Jessica Rabbit, or Skull Girls. Sonic a little but that's because the design didn't translate well from sprites and hard core sonic fans are just the worst people.

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>>50834756
>From Okami to Teen Titans
What the fuck dice, what the fuck?

This is a man who likes to walk around with big ass wings and horns on his head, and you send him here?

>>50834696
Doom is both the second best tech guy and the second best magic guy in Marvel.

Also a NOT!Latveria option for jumper to rule would be nice.

>>50834759
I think they mean the fast food chain.

How far above regular Third Circle demons are Fetich Souls?

>>50834783
Oh, fuck. I forgot that exists for a moment. I was with Strike-Chan, there.

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>>50834696
>Doom background
I'm rolling to seduce you.

>>50834791
3rd circle demons are comparable to tsunamis, Fetich souls are comparable to the moon crashing into the earth.

>>50834801
Be careful with those dice CJ, they are a dangerous weapon in this thread. . .

>>50834801
Go home, CJ, you're drunk.

>>50834801
All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!

>>50834756
>>50834768
Fuck it, I'll do this build tomorrow
Or forget I even rolled for TT and re-roll.

>>50834768
I'm curious how Raven will react. She'd like Ammy, easy, but you...you'd set off all the alarms. It'd be like a lesser (?) version of her dad being able to freely enter the human world and do whatever he pleases without any knowledge of him or his capabilities.

I say lesser only because Trigon turned the world into Hell just by showing up. That's pretty fucking impressive.

>>50834801
CJ x Heavens, I ship it!

>>50834811
I don't need a crit, so it's fine

>>50834828
I really don't see what that has to so with anything.

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>>50834783
I live in Australia
I've never even tasted Tacobell

>>50834845
I'm considering being her half-brother, which would make it worse.

>>50834853
Lucky.

>>50834845
>I say lesser only because Trigon turned the world into Hell just by showing up. That's pretty fucking impressive.
Yeah, Infernals have to do it piece by piece.

>>50834857
Taking after dad I see.

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When was the last time you shifted somethings genre completly jumpers?

>>50834853
That's for the best.

>>50834612
>Dat EX Godhand
Urgh, its so hard to choose where to spend it. You do this just to watch us squirm, don't you?

Alright, last question for the night.
What rank of Innocent Monster would you say is the minimum for Rider Nero as Whore of Babylon? In fact, any oppinions on that?

>>50834759
>devastating
No you see, it's 667. I'm one better then Satan.

I'd say something about you liking Miss Burning All Night but that'd be terribly self defeating of me

Also, Jessica Rabbit is too unrealistic to be uncanny Valley but animu isn't? Huh

>>50834853
Just stick to Maccers and KFC girl, they can keep their weirdo tacos.

>>50834853
America has made some good fake Mexican food, none of it is found in Taco Bell.

>>50834857
I'm pretty sure that it would take Trigon himself showing up to freak her out more.

Also, on a only somewhat related note you'd probably be Trigon's favorite kid, seeing as you take after him so much.

>>50834892
>I forgot to post a picture
Kill me now.

>>50834853
Tacobell is comparable to catfood, but worse.

>>50834331
i would love it

>>50834870
Also there's the whole, you know, Soul Hierarchy thing he has going on due to his "signing bonus".

Also the Demons from every time he bleeds due to Okami.

Also Slience who is creepy as fuck

And Despair

And his Vampire companion from Van Helsing.

What I'm saying is that the TT likely are gonna assume the worst the second they meet him.

>>50834898
FUCK HIM! Earth is mine! And I don't abuse my subjects like that fucker! He's just like the damn Yozi!

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>>50834899
HOLY SHIT I really just did that twice in a row

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>>50834907
>>50834899
>>50834892
I got you senpai.

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Geeze I like Tacobell.

>>50834875
Not sure if this counts as completely flipping a story's genre on it's head, but for me G Gundam was less robots punching each other and more like "metal gear gundam" to me. I had to sneak around and help Rain while Domon was off fighting. I was shit at fighting with robots anyway.

Nanoha was me dicking around and making money off selling metals to other planets, making business deals, and making money off the stock market. I got a stack of cash, what else was I going to do with it?

Can a mortal Akuma raise their essence above three?

>>50834897
>America has made some good fake Mexican food
And we have actual Mexicans make it! It's a strange sort of thing. Same thing tends to happen with Chinese places in that they are in no way serving food that you would get in china, but the cooks at the good places are usually chinese.

>>50834925
I like their Dorito Tacos.

>>50834931
Yes, to four. Akumaization raises all your trait caps by one.

>>50834931
Pretty sure Akuma are no longer Mortal, so I would assume yes.
But I'm fuzzy on the Akuma rules, I don't like Akuma much.

>>50834931
Being an Akuma raises your attribute caps by 1. So a mortal Akuma could get to essence 4 which is pretty nice if it weren't for the fact that they had to become a burnt out husk of a person to get it.

>>50834897
One good thing about the US, it's equally easy to get real and Americanized Mexican food.

>>50834937
This is true too, but sadly it's harder to find Chinese places that stick to authentic food.

>>50833502
Lone Wanderer from Gunnm. It's just perfect as far as perks go for providing the kind of skills a mundane Jumper would need to survive in any setting.

>>50834920
How would one make that a legitimate workout? For research purposes.

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>>50834938
>doritos
>Taco Bell

Two of the worst things... and you think combining them is good?

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>>50834889
uh. I'm not sure. The way Nero was called that and the way the Whore is depicted in Biblical stuff doesn't really seem to match up that well? I honestly wouldn't say she'd have too high ranks in that Skill just because the connection between them doens't seem very strong at all. If you want I imagine you could pump the Skill up but Nero would become more like the WoB (ahahahahaha) then she would be Nero if you got too high.

>>50834920
Have a Best Girl in repayment for my fuckup.

>>50834925
>>50834938
And I like Subway. Clearly, we're all here because of our excellent culinary tastes.

>>50834906
Devil Tiger seems to have a bad habit of being associated with horrifically evil demons. Just expect for Raven and the Titans to be initially hostile, or at least suspicious of your motives. Also, you're goals of taking the Earth would definitely attract the attention of Daddy Dearest, who'd probably taunt you about it.

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>>50834892
>Miss Burning All Night
You mean Balalaika?
Do you not?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4iezJnLMsw

Also, I never said anime is, just that some of the images you've been posting in defense of your taste is.

And this is the point that you realise that my initial point was about characterisation and I've changed the discussion to aesthetics.

Saber is still a shit

>>50834972
Almost everything about that is flawless aside from
>Socks over Stockings

>>50834937
Pretty much all of America's best food is the stuff that various immigrant groups came up with as replacements for the stuff they had back home but couldn't make as easily in the states.

>>50834972
Damn, those are some tiny legs. Also, who?

>>50834977
Tiger isn't a Devil Tiger yet, he just got the perks from the jump as a "signing bonus".
I want his going Devil-Tiger to be in an appropriate jump where it makes sense.

>>50834972
>Neat Picture Holy shit look at that glove!
Val I didn't know you had the Power Glove. It's so bad.

>>50834976
I also eat at Subway but I like Tacobell as well. One of my friends is now asking I hashtag Franchise Wars Survivor... the fuck?

>>50834994
Hamburgers are the best though and Germans didn't have to replace anything with those.

>>50834999
Her name is Four, from Drakengard. Also, she's only two years old, so there's that.

>>50835014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFiDoOgRTpk

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>>50834961
Get a giant waifu, presumably. I recommend a Meltrandi, from Macross. You can never go wrong with Meltrandi waifus.

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>>50834985
Balalaika a shit girl. Roberta is the one true Best Girl of Black Lagoon. Who can dislike the Terminator Maid?

>>50834999
Four from Drakengard. She hates elves too, a genocidal hate. It's one of her charm points.

>>50835014
If only I was so blessed.

>>50835020
Man why you gotta make this creepy. She was just fine being a closet sadist/racist with a masochistic servant who begged her to hurt him. Now you just went too far.

>>50834875
Did they actually kill off Hostess Spiderman?
Like what the fuck Marvel are you going to get rid of Newspaper Spiderman as well?
That's bullshit.

>>50835030
I forgot about that! I should hit up Demolition Man Jump now, but only after my next two planned Jumps.

>>50834807
You mean, they dont scale to their creator?

>>50835040
They killed off the Spiderman and his Amazing Friends from Spiderman and his Amazing Friends during spiderverse as well.

They kept the dog alive so it could cry over their corpses


COMICS EVERYBODY

>>50835039
>Man why you gotta make this creepy. She was just fine being a closet sadist/racist with a masochistic servant who begged her to hurt him. Now you just went too far.
A masochist servant who is actually a pigeon. All of the Intoners' servants are really pigeons. Drakengard 3 was actually a stealth prequel to Hatoful Boyfriend. The only part of that which is a joke is it being connected to Hatoful Boyfriend, it's actually a completely unrelated pigeon husbando simulator.

>>50835043
I was just going off of what the Yozi have. Fetiches are the kind of thing that they don't even give stats for and other third circle demons are outright natural disasters.

If you're talking about the kind you get from the perk and as a Devil Tiger, they do scale with and are limited overall by how strong you are. At least if my understanding of the Infernals Wip document is correct.
If you want specifics regarding this you should probably wait till Mardukth is back. He would know better than I do.

>>50835073
And they smashed Leopardon. Though at least they bothered to repair him.

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>>50835075
Of course, how could I forget.

>>50835073
Goddamnit. Fuck Marvel man.

>>50835089
Makes sense to me

>>50835075
>Another pigeon boy friend simulator
I can't tell if I should take less drugs or more right now.

>>50834994
Part of that is that there aren't that many dishes from the United States that aren't just an alteration made by immigrants. The rare exceptions are usually things like Chili, where it's largely made using native plants.

>>50835073
But...but...WHY?!

>>50835043
It's actually possible to make a Third Circle Demon that's stronger than its creator. Path of a Thousand Whispers lets you make TCDs up to Essence 9, but its own prerequisite is Essence 8.

>>50835040
>>50835088
>>50835095
>>50835106
It's Dan Slott. He likes needlessly killing things and shitting on the heroes.

>>50834853
It's not worth it.
It's super basic, and greasy as fuck. The taste is completely forgettable. And some people, or maybe a lot of people, get the shits from Taco Bell.

I only have like two Mexican restaurants in my town, but they seem pretty decent.
TaMolly's and El Acapulco.

If you ever manage to get to the States take Val with you, escape Austalian together maybe you could try them out?

>>50835017
>when your food culture rolls a natural 20

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>>50835039
>Balalaika a shit girl.
Yeah but you like Saber so...

>Who can dislike the Terminator Maid?
Even a stopped clock can be right twice a day.

I think its a S&M thing with you Val, Saber want's to be subservient, Roberta is subservient. I think you like your girls subs. And I think you like boys you can break.

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>>50834972
I did look up a bit, and the joke is not completely baseless. A lot of the iconography (is that the word? whatever) of Revelations pertinent to the Whore and the Beasts relates to the decadence of Rome and its emperors, including Nero.
Seems enough of a base for Innocent Monster to trigger, maybe. It's no more ridiculous than Bathory being a dragon.


Also, Two is Best Girl.
Fite me.

>>50833502
Probably Descending Hierarchy.

>>50835075
I take pride in being the only Intoner to never have sex with birds.

>>50835117
Yeah. But destroying Leopardon is unforgivable. You know that's where the trend in Japanese tokusatsu of having defeated monsters grow giant for the hero's mecha to fight originated from? Technically Giant Robo came first, so it didn't start the trend of tokusatsu shows having mecha. But it was the first where the hero had to fight the monsters in an on-foot stage and a giant robot stage. Super Sentai and all its imitators actually owe their ideas to Japanese Spider-Man, of all places. Leopardon is therefore the grandfather of every megazord to ever exist. He deserves more respect.

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>>50834875
I believe that would be German Hollow Quest technically, since I spent a lot of time recreating the utopian dinosaur imperium I presided over in aeons past. So most of the world's history became some kind of civ game since the major actors didn't actually exist at the time I arrived.

While the jump should, in theory, be about the whacky shenanigans of a couple of keikaku men and their spirit buddies I orchestrated the rise of the Tyrannosaur Kingdoms and the Sauropod Federation, carefully manipulating a series of low-level conflicts that motivated the surviving leaders to create the Raptor Treaties of 353 BC.

The point being-by letting dinosaurs harness Atlantean solar technology long before humans figured out plumbing, I caused the modern era to have humans coexisting with a post-singularity utopian dinosaur meritocracy.

Which Aizen saw coming, of course. What he did not see coming was Hope's folding chair.

>>50834920
>I hate this job
>These weights are too slippery
>My shoulders hurt
>Fuck stop shifting, this lap's hard enough to stand in
>I wish I was with my cousin advertising spirit hot springs

>>50834961
>>50835035
Depending how large you yourself are, you may also require them to partake of Violence Mantra from Asura's Wrath.

>>50835039
>closet racist

I see Vederlet was carrying on an ancient legacy.

>>50835039
Also? I was GOING to stay out of this, but naw. Best Girl in all of Black Lagoon's a tossup, but Balalaika's a top contender and Roberta's a secondrater next to Revy.

>>50835147
Amen to that.

>>50834153
>John Egbert
Why

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>>50835128
>Saber wants to be subservient
Aw hell no. Saber is never for waifuing Strike. Saber is for declaring fealty to. Best King.

But other than that you're basically right.

>>50835135
Like I said, you can always put them in anyway, they just might have changes to her. You'd think you'd be happy making Nero lewder

You have shit taste. Zero or Four all the way. Accord is acceptable substitute.

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>>50835178
Homuncutits though.

>>50834969
Two negatives make a positive. That's just math.

>>50834976
Yo, I'll eat two footlongs in one setting

>>50835124
Tbh part of it is probably that the majority of standard American food is German in origin, same as most American ancestry. You see more German dishes eaten as 'normal' food and not ethnic food than you even do dishes of British origin.

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>>50835195
>not best meido

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>>50835195
Inferior to Homoncumom.

>>50835203
>Two negatives make a positive.
Only when you multiply them, not when you just add them together.

>>50835203
Yeah, but you're adding them, not multiplying them.

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>>50835215
That's not Gilles-chan
>>50835222
thats not iri

>>50835231
That's because Iri a shit. She's just older, worse Ilya there to pretend Kiri isn't a Master and get choked out by Kirei.

>>50835148
I want to see Spiderman in a season of Super Sentai.

>>50834875
Every jump gets a big helping of shonen and a pinch of cosmic horror

>>50835223
>>50835230
Then you fucking add bacon or something, I don't know.

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>>50835222
We do agree Gilles chan is best meido right?

(I don't know what image attached to this. Lets find out.)

>>50835178
Zero can't be best girl. Zero is a bro.
Four is a shit, and deserves getting that castle dropped on her head.

>Accord is acceptable substitute
Agreed.

>>50834122
Throwing my support behind dual discounts on capstones. The previous model fit better due to how flexible some of the capstones were in their origins. It made more sense with things like Tim Hunter's multiple choice backstory and the myriad of ways an Avatar could come about.

Some of the histories are a bit bland in that they are basically 'take this drawback for these free perks'. A bit bland you know?

For the drawbacks, maybe a drawback for being obsessed with trench coats? Maybe one for being the sort of person Constantine is, not so much the whole tragic blah blah people around me die, but more being a self-righteous cunt.

Items could have some discounts. Starheart should probably go to Empowered.

How the hell is the Philosopher's Stone worth so much? It seems kind of underwhelming compared to basically everything else in it's price range. The Ragman Suit has a similar issue.

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>>50835266
Nah. That's already taken.

>>50835270
Zero is Best Big Sister if you're Mikhail.

>Four deserved it
Two deserved the Homonculus. I went there and I only feel slightly horrible for it

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>>50835281
Sounds about right

Saber's got some pretty nice alt costumes overall

>>50835170
>Roberta

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>>50835245
>>50835281

Eh, she's alright.

It's when she's implied to not only be absorbed by but have her consciousness partially assimilated by the Grail that she becomes supremely ultrashit.

After all, she's technically the reason why those Taiga episodes exist

>>50835263
>adding bacon to doritos and taco bell

I'm pretty sure that's a legit poison at this point because one bite will exponentially increase your heart attack risk.

And-alright, I'll admit out of all the Arturia-Sabers, Alter is the best.

>>50835301
Puts some hair on your chest.

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>>50835301
>Heart Attack risk
Sorry can hear right now eating pic related.

>>50835327
and some cholesterol in your arteries

>>50835338
If I could unhinge my jaw like a snake I'd eat it.

>>50835338
I think I threw up a little seeing that.

Surprised nobody has come in with the taco burger pizza hot sauce bag webm.

>>50835338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkHF_JMnB8o

>>50835357
It doesn't even have anything gross in it, the presentation is just awful.

>>50835338
I'd suck that thing's dick. Bet it would taste good.

>>50835339
You can't call yourself a man until at least one of your arteries has stopped working.

>>50835367
It looks like what my dog threw up earlier today.

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>>50835338
...so this is proof Murrica really has lizard people living in secret somewhere, right? Because nothing about that looks actually possible for human consumption. This is what crocodiles eat to sustain a lifestyle mainly spent floating in stagnant water all day.

>>50835327
>>50835339
And some negative integers on your lifespan but I'm getting the impression that's not a priority here.

>>50835382
Did you feed your dog patties, bacon, two kinds of cheese, ketchup, and onion rings?

>>50835290
>Two deserved the Homonculus.
*le gasp*

...I always knew you were a monster, Val... but not to this extent.

...Well, at least you're not defending Three or Five. Maybe you're not TOO far gone, yet.

>>50835338
Add two fried eggs and tomatoes, and it'll be exactly like the one I ate a couple days ago.

And people joke about foodgasms.

>>50835396
It was bits of meat and some weirdlycoloured gooey shit. Which is what that burger looks like.

>>50835384
Pfft, my body is mainly sustained by booze and grease at this point. I could probably substitute used cooking oil if I had to.

>>50835424
You should try some gutter oil. Ask ASA to ship you some.

>>50835423
Sounds like hamburger casserole.

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>>50835384
I can neither confirm nor deny in response to such a question. Also pic related.

It's just what came up when I quickly googled Monster Burger.

>>50835382
>>50835376
>>50835366
>>50835357
>>50835351
Pic related

>>50835396
I have a friend whose dog live the high life, only eats McD's or KFC I shit you not.

>>50835447
How fat is said dog?

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>>50835421
Five is indeed shit, though her theme is amazing. Three is too cute 4 this world tho

>>50835447
I think some days McDonald's sells cheeseburgers for a quarter. Probably cheaper than buying dog food.

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>>50835451
It moves about on five points of floor contact okay. Funniest shit "I've ever seen but I do say that they need to diet the doggo cause that shit ain't health for humans at those rates of consumption.

>>50835465
1.23 most days so more than likely, per feeding time, yeah.

>>50835465
America really is a meme.

>>50835490
It's capitalism at work.

>>50835384
Reminder that alligators > crocodiles

>>50834296
I'm not sure I have the words to express how much of a yes that would be.

>>50835490
All the problems of unfettered capitalism and all those of over regulation both found in the same country due to bizarre voodoo magic, that is America.

>>50835503
Tell that to a Saltwater Croc.

>>50835490
Jesus christ, the first three responses that I thought up to this commend and the two after it were memes.

You're more correct than I am comfortable with.

>>50835490
We literally memed a meme into the Whitehouse via /pol/ and Reddit. Of course we are.

>>50835516
He's an asshole, that's why you can't tell him that. Alligator is cool about things though.

>>50835514
Caused by laws that let large companies do what they want while heavily restricting small ones. It's pretty evil.

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>>50835550
America is a nation that was founded on a Chaotic Good Rebellion has a Lawful Good Constitution and wound up with a Lawful Evil bureaucracy. There's a lot of in between stuff but that's the TLDR.

>>50833999
Given that shoggoths are the size of a bus, I think that's referring to the shoggoths that can become human-sized (eg: Mr Shiney/"Shoggoth Lords").

>>50835503
They couldn't even suspend their own disbelief that an alligator would get that big for Lake Placid. Crocs best crocodilians.

>>50835589
Nah, they couldn't suspend their disbelief than an alligator would be that much of a dick instead of just hauling its fat ass up on the lakeside and ignoring all the tourists.

>>50835338
What's this from?
…Jack in the Box?

>>50835613
I honestly have no fucking clue see here >>50835447

>>50835578
Eh, lawful slow-by-design bureaucracy and some chaotic evil intelligence services.

>>50835338
Looks like something out of the Heart Attack Grill.
But I don't see any chili.
And the table is too plain.

>>50834122
How does Starheart stack up against a real green lantern ring?

What kind of price would Greatest Magician be facing for any of the listed feats?

Does all DC magic, including item powered, come with prices?

>>50835801
The original Green Lantern used the Starheart and he seems to stack up pretty well

>>50834122
I'm not very familiar with DC magic, what kind of things are we talking about with Greatest Wizard Ever?

>>50835801
http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Starheart#Powers

http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Alan_Scott_%28New_Earth%29#Powers_and_Abilities

It has a LOT more versatility but probably can't like crush planets and shit like that.

>>50835801
>>50835889
Also might be worth looking at other wielders, they might have done other things with it.

>>50835889
>>50835801
Also worth noting you get a shard, not the whole thing.

For those of you who took Witchcraft in Narnia, what 'field' did you specialize in?

I went with 'work', like building stuff or whatever, but I'm not sure if it would cover repairing buildings/things and making the dishes do themselves/cleaning stuff.
What do you guys think?

>>50835917
Does that mean a shard of the starheart entity (lives inside a star, a shard is equal to a ring), or a shard of the ring?

>>50835917
Sadly the shards are useless and don't do anything.

I'd advise people not to buy them and just mug Alan Scott if they want those powers.

>>50835952
The purchasable one explicitly does though, so just don't think stealing a shard will help, you have to buy it or steal the whole thing.

>>50835964
If it has any powers they're going to be an order of magnitude weaker. Like, street level flashes and booms. Wouldn't spend money on that.

>>50835964
Also, it's worth noting that you can probably get the powers without the Starheart, since his daughter has a lot of the same ones just from being his daughter, without possessing the ring.

>>50835920
Lion hunting.

>>50835991
If it has any powers it'll be at whatever level they're written to have. If you want to argue that a shard shouldn't do anything take it up with the jumpmaker, telling me what I already know won't change anything.

Would the Starheart or other magical item powered magic work with Magic Must Defeat Magic?
>Your spells and supernatural abilities cannot be fought off by mundane methods.

>>50836049
Fanwank

>>50836033
>>50834122
>800 points
Jesus, this thing is overpriced.

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Huh, there's some new Fire Emblem jumps on the drive I missed, somehow.

[Fire Emblem: Geneology of the Holy War]

Rolled Grandbell

Drawbacks: Loptyr's Ire, Wanted Criminall (1800)

Drop-In

Bargain (Free)
Magic Weapon Skill (1700)
Forger of Magic (1550)
Major Holy Blood (1250)
Theme Song (Free)
Sol (1150)
Sol Sword (1100)
Magic Physical Weapon (Free)
Motivational Conversation (600)
Baron (0)

[Fire Emblem: Elibe]

Drawbacks: Zephiel's Fury, Infinite Reinforcements, Echoes of History (1500)

Rolled Western Isles, year 979

Hermit (1400)

Elder Magic (Free)
Magic Sense (1300)
Morph Creation (1100)
Dark Magic Mastery (800)
Crit Animation (Free)
Winning Road-Jumper's Hope (Free)
Favor of the RNG (700)
Bard+Dancer (600)
Legendary Weapon Creator (0)

Trying to read up on just how many characters these places have makes my head spin. Why is there always some damn political fiasco in this world? What's up with all the damned bloodlines?

Fuck this, I'm going fishing.

"Look, there's Jumper! He's a wanted man, go get him!"

"Right away, sir! Uh..he...seems to be flying. Towards the stratosphere"

"Use MAGIC, then!"

"We did, it keeps bouncing off! Wait, is that a carrier pigeon.coming from his general direction?"

"Well, what does it say?"

"...gone fishing, sir"

>>50835920
I went with time. The more mystical applications-a sword that makes armor it touches rust as if it had been left in the rain for a thousand years (not very good for flesh either), castles where a week within can pass like a day without, cantrips that can make pursuers feel as if they've been chasing you for hours and so on.

Basically, think of the Behaims from Pact.

>>50836179
>FE
What happened to the guy making those anyway?

>>50836192
NikaMoth is still around, he's making the new Sailor Moon jump right now.

>>50836215
>he's
Is NikaMoth male?

>>50836218
Default assumption is male unless they insist otherwise.

>>50836222
I dunno, I thought I saw something where NikaMoth implied/stated otherwise, but maybe I'm imagining things.

>>50836218
>>50836222
>>50836235
...now that you mention it, I do recall a few times where NikaMoth mentioned things like having a cup with "Number 1 Mom" as well as having a husbando or something, so it's entirely possible that NikaMoth is, in fact, female.

>>50836222
Nice trips, mate.

So what happened with Yorokonde?

>>50836245
He's up >>50833715 asking for feedback on a jump and everyone ignored him.

Elite Dangerous Questions:

Do the ships with fighter hangers come with the little fighters that those ships can carry?

Do the Slaves/Androids/Clones have the ability to pilot the previously mentioned fighters?

>>50836252
Oh, fuck. I feel bad now. Usually I only even notice there's a WIP when it's a pdf.

How powerful is a Titan from age of mythology?

>>50836266
The blame lies with Fate posting.

>>50836252
Looks good but I don't know anything about the series so I can't really give advice or anything.

>>50836252
I'll read it, but ogres/orcs/mecha/JRPGs (but especially Final Fantasy) are huge turnoffs for me.

>>50836266
>>50836274
Google doc links rarely get much notice. So easy to pass them over.

Would it be possible to take the god origin in Danmachi/Is It Wrong To Try To Pick Up Girls In A Dungeon and then go to Percy Jackson, import that setting's gods as a pantheon, and choose to be a child of yourself? If so, what abilities would you have, would it just be an overall buff to everything?

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>>50836274
You should join the discussion Mister Anderson.

>>50836307
Why all of a sudden are there weird random questions?

>>50836316
But that's is a weird question too, anon. Self-aware questions are weird, yes?

Have you ever revealed to your enemy that you were literally THEM?

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[Paprika, redux]

Drawbacks: Parody of Utopia, Parade of Terror, Pleasure Is On SaleX4: Conviction, Compassion, Temperance, Valor (1600)

The Psychiatrist

Roppongi Sky Aquarium

Cold Reader (Free)
Unconscious Fantasy (1300)
Synthesis Item: Dreamscape Navigator (1250)
-Yume Nikki (1200)
DC Mini – Anaphylaxis Module (1000)
Gently Down The Stream (800)
The One Eyed Man (600)
Mandala-Yggdrasil (0)

Huh. Could've sworn I'd posted this update but I can't seem to find it in 4plebs. Anyway, bit more of a roundabout way to acquire dream-reality transition technology but it'll be worth it for Morpheus-like powers.

>>50836269
Difficult to say. The Chinese one's a LOT more powerful in its' sole cutscene wherein it restores balance to the world. The others get thrashed by an avatar of a god, or delayed by an army while Nidhoggr breathed fire on it a whole bunch.

I'd tentatively say roughly as tough as the biggest, baddest kaiju seen in Pacific Rim since they CAN be taken down with enough heroes in-game, though you may have to fanwank whether or not they have special powers beyond being big and sometimes blowing up what they smash. Except for totally-not-Cerberus, who is blatently just Cerberus but hueg for some reason.

>>50833715
The intro fluff's a little overwhelming to parse, but I guess it does its' job setting the tone. Might I request a "I choose to serve no one" option for hardcore independants?

Um. It looks alright though I don't know the setting at all. I am surprised at the Soldier/General perk loadout though; I'd have thought they'd each be more useful for the opposite background.

I think it would also be a good idea to distinguish Dear Friends from Somebody To Love a little, because at the moment they seem rather like the same perk other than the former presumably being stronger for its' higher price.

Also at the moment You Don't Fool Me effectively covers Hammer To Fall's shtick? Unless the former's only suited to long term planning?

Would being an Arrowverse Speedster make your other healing factors faster? I mean that's how it works in canon, but it doesn't seem likely to be how the perk works, as it would be too good in a jump context.

>>50833715
Sorry you haven't got much feedback, is it a particularly obscure setting (I've never heard of it at all)?

>>50833715
You should set it to allow comments, makes it easier for us to help you.