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>>50610730
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>>50610648
>this shitty OP again

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>>50610747
every day until you like it
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>>50610747
thank you
>>50610764
why? why make an intentionally bad job?
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>>50610788
It's good.
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>>50610652
A
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>>50610652
d
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>>50610897
mystery box
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>>50610648
>Hidden library, Technomantic Uplink, The Great Detective, Doppelganger Mask
I guess it's time for JOURNALISM
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>>50610730

>Area Increase 3
5
>Portals
9
>Transient
12
>Protection 2
18
>Population Increase 2
22
>Attitude Adjustment
23
>Culture and Customs
25
>Pretty Population
27
>Population Demographics
29
>Population Longevity
32
>Extrahuman Population
36
>Technology Upgrade 2
38
>Magical Upgrade 1
40
>Aesthetic
42
>Public Education
43
>Wealthy
45
>Infrastructure
47
>Sanitation
48
>Secure
49
>Healthy
50
>Music Affinity
51
>Literature Affinity
52
>Warfare Affinity
53
>Nature Affinity
54
>Alcohol Affinity
55
>Food Affinity
56
>Festival Affinity
57
>Landscape Adjustment
60
>Fertile
61
>Fauna And Flora 1
62
>Dungeons 1
63
>Malice
64
>Afterlife
67
>Pantheon
71
>Theme
75
>Lifestyle Upgrade 3
78
>Influence 2
81
>Equipment
84
>Immortality
87
>Spirit Walk
89
>Shape Shift 1
91
>Awareness
93
>Inspiration
95
>Peak Condition
98
>Waifu 1
100
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>>50610764
>Angel (10)
>Magic affinity lvl 4 (6)
>Sustenance lvl 2 (4)
>Lifespan lvl 2 (2)
>Tongues (2)

>High magic fantasy setting
Now to live as a travelling trader, learning what magic I can, and just generally having fun on the road with pals.
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>>50610960
Nice post m8
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>>50610960

>be given magical realm by wizard ascending to something better
>make friends with farming hobbits and the dwarves who rule over them there
>despite getting along with realm inhabitants, eventually start feeling lonely
>use magic to create waifu companion and whole race of amazon elves for us to rule together
>forbidden magic of creating new souls for elves release long sealed away orc hordes
>orcs invade to enslave the hobbits
>suddenly forced to defend magical realm and all who live there

Where will this all lead!?!?!
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>>50610648
Technocratic Uplink
Clockwork Owl
Rosetta Tablet (C, C++, SQL, Assembly, Yiddish.)
Doppleganger Mask

I'll just sew them into my favorite shorts worn under my pants.
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>>50610815
I instance reality and let everyone live out their ideal life until they die. Then, when all humans are dead, I take over real earth and live out my ideal eternity.
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>>50611064

I updated this a whole lot since last time with your guys' suggestions.
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>>50610730
>Error: Comment too long (2349/2000).
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>>50611187
I like the little comments. Really no guys except you tho?
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Does anyone have a picture of a robot and an A.I. that I may use for a cyoa?
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>>50611219
>except you
You missed Shape Shift and its comment. It's lv2 but that's just to easily modify the body for fun.
And yes, absolutely none.
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>>50611187

Comment with each choice is a good way to explain everything. High magic yuri realms are the best!
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>>50611287
I assumed little girl was just an alt shape. All right then, a girls only realm. You'd get along great with Sapphoshire (Angel's realm).
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>>50610897
I adore this.
Flowing beard of power go.
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>>50611340
"I will survive" build
>Outlive Universe 90
>Grant Immortality 80
>Longevityx5 71
>Healingx5 62
>Teleportantx3 57
>Timex5 48
>Abjurationx5 39
>Polymorphingx4 32
>Domainx5 23
>Know Futurex3 18
>Scryingx5 9
>Metamagicx5 0

Did I play it wrong or is 100 WAY too much points?
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>>50611309

Yes we would. I think with magic, amazon culture. and partying his ideas are a lot like mine were for Sapphoshire.
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>>50611466
Seems like 100 is WAY to much points ><
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>>50611466
It's a God Mode CYOA.
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https://mrcyoa.000webhostapp.com/
Some people, including myself, appear to be getting 404 on the google hosted Realm Builder, so I rehosted it.
I didn't make this. I did, however, make it dark and linked the github page at the bottom.
>this hosting is shit
Maybe. I wouldn't know.
>your dark is shit
Maybe. Get the source and simply open it in your browser. It just works.
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>>50611614

White on black always looks better than black on white.
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>>50611614
thanks broseph
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>>50611678
Is that true for porn as well?
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>>50610666
Who would pick anything but Planeswalker when it lets you get access to any of the others if you'd like?
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>>50611943
Someone who doesn't want to become a dragon's codpiece?
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>>50611969
>not wanting to be a dragon's codpiece
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>>50611969
It's Nicol Bolas; dude's damn good, but he's also a Newalker now. The option presented is oldwalker status. If you can't hide your sparkly immortal self with that kinda power I dunno what to tell you.
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>>50611861

Mixing colors is always a bad idea.
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>>50612086
I dunno, Jace's whole schtick is being the greatest mind sculptor ever, and Bolas ripped him apart no problem. And it's not like being an Oldwalker makes you ineffable. Lord Windgrace died trying to save Urborg and is now a spooky ghost, Feroz blew himself up in a lab accident, Parcher went nuts, Leshrac got torn apart by Bolas and used as a cosmic thumbtack, Serra An Hero'd because everything she loved was dead or destroyed by Urza/Phyrexia, Manatarqua got vaporized, and Urza, holy shit what the fuck.
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>>50612180
Urza was pic related. If you aren't and you don't get overly attached to any one plane, you'll be fine.
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>>50612086

Who is this sperm wyrm
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>>50612320
Nicole Bolas
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>>50612433

She's a big girl.
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>>50612439
4U and Tap
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>>50610648
Well, since it only scales up to seven, I might as well take all 22. Some of them are pretty dangerous, so it's best to keep them together, keep them safe.

>minor augment
Let's say some pockets on my body to hide the coins in, I guess? That way I don't have to worry about someone picking them off of me, and instead about ripping me open and killing me for them.

>art
Sculpting, painting, textiles, calligraphy, and poetry, I guess.

>languages
Let's run for some cheese here. Enochian, Galdr, Hymmnos, Divine Words, and the Unified Language.
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>>50612180
Only having a vague awareness of the lore, I'm pretty sure you're wrong.
>Jace's whole schtick is being the greatest mind sculptor ever, and Bolas ripped him apart no problem.
When they were both old- or neo-walkers. Pretty sure the old/new power disparity is bigger than the dragon/human one, and maybe even the fresh/experienced.
>And it's not like being an Oldwalker makes you ineffable. Lord Windgrace died trying to save Urborg and is now a spooky ghost
Meaning he couldn't retreat.
>Feroz blew himself up in a lab accident
Must've been some pretty serious lab work - and he actively took that risk by researching... whatever it was.
>Parcher went nuts
Not dependent on Bolas.
>Leshrac got torn apart by Bolas and used as a cosmic thumbtack
See: Jace.
>Serra An Hero'd because everything she loved was dead or destroyed by Urza/Phyrexia
If you cover your tracks, they shouldn't find Earth.
>Manatarqua got vaporized, and Urza, holy shit what the fuck.
Not sure what happened here.

Given that, I'm assuming caution and the power gap are enough to keep you safe until you get better at planeswalker shit.
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>>50612661
Feroz was dicking around with a fire elemental shoved in an ice block. For some reason.
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>>50612815
...Alright.

Don't do that.
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>>50610764
>Fae (14)
>Craftsman: Seamstress (12)
>Grace (12)
>Magic Affinity x4 (4)
>Flight (4)
>Lifespan lvl 2 (2)
>Tongues (0)
>Low Magic Fantasy Setting

I get to be the support character who follows the party around as they try and save the world! Enchanting stuff, ending droughts, and mending clothes!
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>>50611182
Elves = tree-fondling-faglords
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>>50612661
>Urza
Alright, Urza wasn't actually sparked, he got by via accidentally shoving two shards of a power-stone that contained the soul of someone else who had the spark into each of his eye sockets. That's your starting point. Then he had a pretty fucked up mortal life up until that point, then spent 4000 years in a secret war with Phyrexia trying to get his home plane ready for an all out brawl with them, including preparing for people to commit atrocities so that he could justify other atrocities in the process of making weapons to basically just nuke phyrexia into the stone age.
Then toward the end of that plan Yawgmoth got inside his head in a psychological sense, then invited him into the core of phyrexia where he got inside him in a spiritual sense. One of Urza's failsafe plans came through a portal by chance, chopped urza's head off and dragged it back out after stabbing a facscimile of his dead girlfriend for good measure.

The decapitation seemed to be just what Urza needed to get his head right, 'cause after that with everything falling apart about everyone's ears and the moon crashing into the planet Urza said fuckit just shove everything I've worked on that isn't fucked into one thing and the effect should pretty much fuckup Yawgmoth's shit here. And he was right.

So then we got Karn as a planeswalker, presumably with Urza's soul and mind floating around in there somewhere. Last I heard Karn got tossed into the blind eternities during the story that shifted old-walkers into new ones. Someone else can pick it up from there.
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>>50610871

I think I'd run with strategic puzzles, but crosswords would be a close second
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>>50611037

>Male

>Normal dude

>South

what is the downside to being a techpriest is comparison to the other choices, I spend most of my day researching cool stuff and building cooler stuff, it probably has the lowest risk.


I would try to promote the mechanicus to the general imperial citizen, get lower level tech priests to optimize the utilities in the hives, so they get cleaner water, more done with less effort and better lives,
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>>50611694

me and emma will paint models together ~desu~
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>>50612946
Elf genocide now
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Ok I have the plan for the xeno-designer cyoa

I wish I could give you an actual WIP but I wanted to get the closest thing to a "professional opinion" as possible
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>>50613325
advertising
goblin gal
twins
goblin massage
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>>50613423
Feedback is appreciated by the way

Don't hold back, I can take it
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>>50613423
>>50613565
Well, this is the kind of thing I enjoy, so I like it.
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>>50613423
Your plan is lacking a key element, that being the "why" of the matter (as in, why are we designing a xeno species), and also what happens after we're done designing it (even something along the lines of "you could X, maybe Y, perhaps even Z, it's ultimately up to you" would do).
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>>50611269
>Free Stuff (1)
+0 Explanation
+0 Condoms
+1 Free Point
+0 Immortality
+0 Perfect Health

>Body (9)
+2 Face: Model
+3 Breasts: Large
-1 Bodytype: Muscular
+2 Genitals: +Vagina
+2 Other: Erogenous Body
+1: Depilation

>Clothing ()
2-5 Decent: Casualwear
1-1 Indecent: Lingerie
2-1 Addons: Jewelery
-1 Addons: Sex Toys
-1 Addons: Accessories
+4 Special Rules: Burn the Wardrobe
-1 Special Rules: Transformation Sequence
-1 Special Rules: Nudity OK

I can never get to the end of this one without masturbating and cumming super hard. Fuck. I've been trying to finish and post this comment for an hour.
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>>50613423
>>50613565
Cut Biochemistry. You don't seem confident in it and that'll fuck up implementation.
Cut Behavior/Psych. Culture and Physiology will both give cues to that anyway.

Try using a pair of independent sliding scales for Luminosity and Mass. Give reasons to want a less/more Massive star, ect. If I don't see a reason to NOT have the biggest and shiniest star around, then I'll definitely do that.

For Atmosphere, I'd investigate our own solar system's atmospheres, and how they work. We have a decent enough understanding of most of the planets' atmospheric conditions to give you a bit of an idea there.

Also, for planets, consider "oddities" and how they would influence biology. For instance, a denser planet will have a higher force of gravity, which has been theorized to impact the lifespan of creatures living there. Give potential Physiological benefits/drawbacks for certain planetary traits.
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>>50613325
Clear out the Vermin and Scare the shit out of Joe.-3
Advertise for a whole month.-2
Rescue Gob -3
8+3=11
Goblin Gals-9
Education-7
Twins-5
Fertility Idol-3
Cooking Class-2
Horny-1
Goblin massage-0.
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>>50613596
That would be in the "introduction"

I haven't really figured out the "why" yet but that's because I don't think it's so important.

However, I think I'm going to go with the player being more of an observer than an actual creator. To elaborate, the player will be an explorer/scientist who is describing a particular species instead of creating it; I think it would give the player more options for interacting with their creation afterwards.
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>>50613645
>Cut Biochemistry. You don't seem confident in it and that'll fuck up implementation.
>Cut Behavior/Psych. Culture and Physiology will both give cues to that anyway.
I like these elements though.
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>>50613645
I think your right about cutting the biochemistry. I could come back to that when (or if) I understand it better.
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>>50613687
I like them too but I just don't understand them well enough to implement them properly. That's the problem with alternate biochemistries: They are completely alien.
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>>50613670
>I haven't really figured out the "why" yet but that's because I don't think it's so important.
It's important enough that it needs to be there, as far as I'm concerned. The only kind of CYOAs I can think of that neither have nor need one are the old "here's a bunch of options, choose one" types, like >>50610666.
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>>50613423
I'm going to be honest, i may have bitten of more than I can chew here. It's a very ambitious project for my first cyoa. It's going to be done, but it won't be easy.

or fast
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>>50613607
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
Fuck am I happy I don't have a sexdrive. I'd rather kill myself than not even be able to do a damn cyoa.
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>>50613903
>I'm glad I don't have a sense of smell
>Think of all the time i'd waste stopping to smell the flowers!
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>>50613903
I think that guy's an outlier. Even more erotic CYOAs don't give me that much of a problem. I certainly don't have trouble completing one because of some uncontrollable compulsion to rub one out.
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>>50610747

You are a hero to us all.

>>50610764
>subhumans excepted
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>>50611269
masculine -2
flat -4
male -7
medium -9
craft supplies
restricted shopping -4
nudity ok -5
pimp
unemployable +2
penthouse -3
witch -2
photo ID +1
slut 0

pay the ho's extra to help sew my clothes, learn magic, bang a slut
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>>50613952
Good to know. Sure, I've been turned on by a cyoa before but never so much I even thought of jacking it.
How do those people get through their day? Pop into the bathroom once an hour to jack it?
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>>50614230
>into the bathroom
lel
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>>50611508

I always wanted to visit your realms, but feared that I would be acting like the serpent in the garden of Eden.
Your insistence that any girl thinks for a second that my genitals migh no be an eldritch horror must be forever exiled from your realm as if she never existed is a lot of responsibility to take on.

Even if I was transformed into a woman while there, the truth that I have a different form in my own realm would remain.

What if a girl returned from an extra planar journey changed into a bisexual? Would you go Old Testament on her?
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Question for EDG: Why no male counterpart for Gate to Ecstasy?
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Have you ever found one option in a non-lewd CYOA so offputting that you just completely drop your build or any plans to make a build?
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>>50614671
Only if it's mandatory. Like you must take something out of a category but nothing in it is acceptable.

If it's avoidable then you are terminally autistic for doing this and should go camp out in a forest without internet for a month.
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>>50614671
Yes, Monster Hunter
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>>50614373
You jerk off at your desk at work? The fuck?
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>>50614719
You look at tranny anime CYOAs at work? The fuck?
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>>50614698
What if it's like a situation where it's essentially mandatory that you defend someone or something you find repugnant?
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>>50614663
Gate to Ecstasy -is- the male counterpart, for those anons who want to be the fuccboi or King Blowjob or whatever. Unless I'm completely misinterpreting your question?
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>>50614671
I'm guessing this stems from a cyoa. What option turned you off? Forced amnesia?
>>50614710
Yay! We get to spend another thread crying over the Culling and how 25 coins is all of your coins!
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>>50614753
That seems like I don't like the premise of the CYOA in the first place.
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Does anyone have the Hero Academy CYOA?
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>>50614731
You should read posts before responding
>How do those people get through their day? Pop into the bathroom once an hour to jack it?
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>>50614757
It's the female counterpart for letting existing orifices become more like vaginas. I'm talking about letting existing protruding bits become more like penises.
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>>50614792
Yep, I even posted it for you last time you asked!
Will you make a build this time?
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>>50614815
>into the bathroom
lel
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>>50614839
I didn't see it last time, I am truly sorry. I will.
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>>50614815
He's mocking you for masturbating in your home bathroom.
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>>50614841
And so I fall for the same bait a second time and ask again, do you jack off at your desk at work?
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>>50614900
He was also mocking you for reading lewd CYOAs at home.

The take away from this is that he, and probably most people, read lewd CYOAs at home where whether or not they masturbate is a non-issue. At work there isn't even the stimulus of a lewd scenario, so it makes little sense to wonder why they'd just be randomly masturbating.
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>>50614900
And so I ask you again, do you look at your masturbatory CYOAs at work?
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>>50614924
>at home
At work, obviously.
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>>50614230
>jacking it
Boys are gross.
>How do those people get through their day?
We get laid, you silly goof. Who the heck masturbates when there are attractive people around?
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>>50614958
>Attractive people are work
Where do you work? A modelling agency? Are you hiring?
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>>50614932
Again, do you read lewd CYOAs at work?
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>>50614766
I was scrolling through Strife's Champion CYOA and decided that the Heylyw were too repulsive to allow to live but I didn't want to go full villain and play a Slythian.
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>>50614977
Bro I was agreeing with you. Look at and read >>50614924 , I was just correcting a typo I made.
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>>50614977
Anon pls, stop pretending to be me
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>>50614831
I added GtE because they were already holes people were sticking stuff into, and somebody asked me to give improvements to them, too.

What things need improving that can't be simulated by just sticking a penis on it?
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I always love these ones. Simple, one page with interesting choices. Although I'm starting to think of those box borders as a trademark style
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>>50614975
Pharma sales rep.
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>>50615012
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>>50614958
Nice, you get fucked at your job?
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>>50615046
>filename
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>>50615006
It looks like GtE lets an orifice become a sexual organ while still retaining whatever original function(s) said orifice might have. Why not allow the same for protrusions?
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>>50615071
I repeat my question: what protrusions could possibly need improving in such a manner?
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>>50614982
>Futa warrior women bird elves
Guess we know Strife's magical realm.
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>>50615094
Tongue or fingers, for example. It'd seem like straight up replacing them with dicks would just result in this: http://oglaf.com/moonbeams/
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>>50614815
>when I choose to participate in activity I find highly sexually stimulating, I find myself being highly sexually stimulated

>haha i bet u spend all ur time highly sexually stimulated!!

That doesn't even make sense. If someone talked about how much they loved a particular meal you'd ask them how they manage to eat literally all day? If they love a particular painting they can't even function because they have to stare at a painting every waking moment?
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>>50615119
Okay, I guess you've convinced me to add it.
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>>50614710
>inb4 people are too afraid of participating in the Culling now that the piss bomber and his STEMbros are all trying to out science each other with the technical knowledge from their respective majors
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>>50610652
B
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>>50615213
As someone who is studying STEM, I know not to fuck with STEM Majors that gain superpowers, that's how bad things happen.
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>>50610648
Hidden Library, Alien Abduction, Patchwork Rucksack. If I had to go for one more, Rosetta Tablets.
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>>50615261
They'll all lucky there are no powers or technology in the CYOA to facilitate microbiology, or everyone would already be dead of a super plague.
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Describe your dream CYOA to me, anons.
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>>50615135
Does Teiatat have more aspects than Lavender and Crimson, and if so, will they be added to the CYOA in some manner?

If they will, and you decide to include them as possible sprites, you might want to roll the sprite options into one and just list which aspects have what knowledge, considering how near-identical the two current sprite options are.

Also, how's progress on the next WIP looking?
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>>50615358
There are three: Lavender, Crimson, and Argent.
The seperation of the two sprites are deliberate, I wanted to set up a warped shoulder angel/devil arrangement, and merging the options is less wry than making them completely seperate

There will be no Argent Sprite.
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>>50615358
>progress
Still havent started on Realms, I've gotten a lot of feedback and ideas and I'm busy adding those.
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>>50615475
Would you care to list the various things you'll likely add/change (or have already done so) compared to the posted version?
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>>50615330
I don't have a dream cyoa but i guess i'd like a cyoa with many powers. like worm.
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>>50610747
Thanks, I actually do appreciate the links.
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>>50615330
lolygagin The CYOA
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>>50615330
Fantastic power, challenge without personal risk, mechanism for further advancement, gives me purpose and actually happens.
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>>50615440
So lewd, violent, and maybe royal/noble? Argent is a fancy pantsy word for silver or white.
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>>50615542
I think the blackmail CYOA was like that.
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>>50615330
>Island survival with a heavy focus on the various factions and dangers of the island. No crazy amount of choices, just enough for variability. Lots of companions and just a tiny smidge of magic fuckery.
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>>50615614
could you post it?
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>>50615638
abandoned
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>>50615330
Being an Eldritch waifu, the only thing still keeping you attached to reality is not wanting to hurt your husbando. It's like combining the "Be the yandere waifu" cyoa with a cyoa that gives you reality bending.
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>>50615637
I first read this as islam survival and thought it was a good idea
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>>50615649
fuk
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>>50610764
>RACE: Elementkin (Water) [20]

>PHYSICAL BONUSES: Vitality 3 [16], Regeneration 3 [10]
>MAGIC BONUSES: Magical Affinity (Limited to Water) 3 [6], Lifespan 1 [2]
>AESTHETIC BONUSES: Exceptional Appearance [0]

>SETTING: Low Magic Fantasy Setting

At great cost I have been called, and I am bound to fulfill the terms of the contract. The power of pure water is at your command, Summoner, as am I.
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>>50615520
>changelog
Sorry, I haven't bothered to actually maintain such a list. I've basically repriced every option in response to feedback, though. 9's cost 7, now and a lot of the 3s are now 4s. I'll redo my personal build and see what the budget needs to be, too.

>>50615607
>Argent
If you're trying to guess what the color argent symbolizes in this CYOA, lemme give you a hint: If you think you've got it, you haven't.
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>>50615542
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>>50615330
I get to be a cute, loving waifu and have my lover's children. I get supernatural powers with strength based on how good of a waifu / mother I am. I'd get more points for powers based on other obligations I take. For instance, by default I have to supply nothing but a moderate amount of love, but I could take obligations to cuddle, clean the house, sexually please them, have / take care of children to get more points. Going too long without fulfilling an obligation would cause either cause temporary mental changes to help fulfill them or temporary loss of powers. Some obligations, like "have at least 1 child" will stay fulfilled once done. Some sample powers might be: boosted energy (to take care of kids / do housework), boosted libido (with off-switch, to better please my lover), flying, superstrength, and laser vision (you've got to protect your husbando & be the coolest soccer mom), inhuman race (monstergirls could each have their own unique benefits & costs), cleaning touch (to instantly clean anything you touch, without soap. Would help a lot with cleaning the house.)

Cozy and romantic, but with cool powers because those are fun.
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>>50615330
Some kind of be the Sidekick Cyoa in a fantasy setting. You can be a Healer, Bard, Backpacker, Peasant (Barbarian), A Novice Mage, Novice Necromancer, a fairy that gives an aurau of luck and gives guidance to the hero, and one of those weak looking french conquistadors similar to the unnamed and unfiled standard soldier. And all the images for your own character look like Terry Hintz from lisa but in a different outfit. You can go on to choose your hero and a few other sidekicks, you get some menial chores and big quests to choose from at the end.
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>>50615011
>Powers
Damned Good
Temptation
Read Souls
Shake Foundation

I'm really not sure what works the best for my last choice. I need a reliable way to take souls that also plays into the sexual deviance my build is based around. Sweet Tooth or Idle Hands, maybe?

>Perks
Stunning
Buff
Hypnotic

>>50615012
>>50615046
Hm...Living Complex has my preferred waifu, but that nightmare is pretty fucking terrible and I'm also concerned she might try to consume me at some point as well.

I literally cannot take the insect one, I could easily do the Night Children or Deep Waters, but I'm not a fan of the girls. So The Many it is.

>Please, anon, become One with me!
>Nah
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>>50615760
>if you're trying to guess what the color argent symbolizes in this CYOA, lemme give you a hint: If you think you've got it, you haven't.
Ah, I see, it symbolizing Fruity Pebbles.
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>>50615805
>not wanting to literally become one with your waifu
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>>50615832
No, it's Cinnamon Toast Crunch. We just aren't able to unlock the secret of the cinnamon sugary swirls in every bit.
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>>50615851
Trix are for kids, not Brides
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>>50615760
>If you're trying to guess what the color argent symbolizes in this CYOA, lemme give you a hint: If you think you've got it, you haven't.
It obviously symbolizes silver, because it's just a more pretentious word for it.
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>>50615851
That would be too obvious, anon. Our husband is an eldrich horror, he'll be throwing us a curveball here.
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>>50615012
Can I pick the narrator?
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>>50615763
this isn't a free contry anymore
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>>50615846
I'm opposed to any situation or power that would involve becoming something other than just "me". That's why I never take super intelligence, body switching, or omnipotence in CYOAs
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>>50615012
>>50615046

I'm honestly torn between Deep Waters and Labyrinth Apartment. Honestly, I like Waifu in the apartment better, but the description of the apartment makes it sound so boring!

As for the water one.. I chuckled as soon as I read the part about the monster trying to eat me. In my dreams, I'm the one that does the eating. So between the fact that I have always felt an attachment to the water, and the fun I'd have chasing the sea monster around (I wonder if it will wake up just before I kill it) I think I'd have a blast. On the other hand, I'm not such a fan of being bitten too hard by the Waifu with those teeth of hers, and the superiority complex might be annoying. Still.. The rest about her is fun, and we'd have a blast living on the beach together.

So.. the water one has higher highs and lower lows, while the apartment one is just comfortable.. I think I'm leaning towards the Deep Waters.
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>>50615832
>>50615851
>>50615860

>>50615867
I hate to say it, but the cereal guys are actually closer.
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>>50615771
>I could take obligations to cuddle, clean the house, sexually please them, have / take care of children to get more points
None of this should give points. You're a trash waifu if you won't provide that by default.
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>>50615944
Can't get around it m8

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/argent
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>>50615972
You do realize that the meaning of a word and what the word symbolizes aren't necessarily always the same, right?
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>>50616018
You're wrong.
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>>50615942
>I like Waifu in the apartment better, but the description of the apartment makes it sound so boring!
>not wanting to spend days just cuddling the waifu
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>>50615972
You got it, buddy.

Lavender = Lewd
Crimson = Agressive
Argent = Silver

No reason to finish the CYOA now, anon's discovered the big secret that Argent maps to a silver temperament.
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>>50615675

So yandere spaceship CYOA but in reverse?
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>>50615940
You are not who you were yesterday. He or she has not had your experiences from today.

Everything changes - some things slowly, some things quickly. Some say you must always be growing quickly.

But there are those who know that all things die, and there is no glory to be had.

You are always "you," but never "You." Sometimes you are "(You)," but never "You."
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>>50615972
Are you autistic?
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>>50616096
>proven wrong
>stoops to name calling
Like clockwork.
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>>50616080
There's something almost profound in that, in the sense that our present selves are references to a long chain of previous selves
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>>50616080
>>50616115
Not true. Your consciousness never ceases. Your brain never stops. Cells are only replaced slowly, one at a time. You aren't the exact same as even a second ago, but all of this is on a connected continuum where you stay switched 'on' the entire time.
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>>50615949
I figured those obvious options would serve as some easy starting points. Not things to avoid, just a way to work around some more serious obligations someone might be opposed to. Like, they're a way to *technically* not start with zero points.
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>>50616142
>Your conciousness never ceases

Sleep.
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>>50616060
I don't think I read that one? If this "yandere ship" could potentially erase all life, then yea.
I will also gladly accept being able to grant your husbando's wishes. So long as I can provide a use besides being their perfect partner, both in body and mind.
i like feeling useful..
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>>50616080
And at some point you realize the only thing that matters is how you feel in this moment. And I feel that merging with a meat shifting waifu is gross.
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>>50616142
>Your consciousness never ceases.
hurr
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>>50616153
Nope. It continues running even then.
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>>50616153
Anon says while people are debating a CYOA about dreams
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>>50616165
I think you have no idea what the word consciousness means. Here's a tip, if the actual word didn't give it to you: You aren't conscious when you're unconscious.
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>>50616035
Whatever, Kenstar.
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>>50616142
Claims to a continuous consciousness are problematic since I've fallen asleep at least once in my life, but claims to a continuous self are easier when you consider your ship of theseus argument.

Really, All three are the same thing, since both sides of this non-argument are actually referencing the same ever-changing thing.
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>>50616115
Ew, no. A linked list of every state you have ever been in? It would be a nightmare to traverse that. Index or hash the database of selves. Please!
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>>50616175
You're the mistaken one. Because this consciousness isn't referring to wakefulness.
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>If this "yandere ship" could potentially erase all life

On a planetary scale, yeah.
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>>50616199
Memory represents a fuzzy indexing, but I have no idea how to implement a hashed self.
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>>50614671
I get this every time an option I think should be free isn't.
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>>50616216
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Consciousness
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>>50616237
>I continue to not know what anon talks about.
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>>50615940
"O-oh, so you fon't think 'we' would be as good as 'you' and 'me.' Of course, you're right. I'd just tarnish you. What was I thinking? I understand. I'll just... stay away. That's what you want."
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>>50616231
>>50616199
I take it back, Memory is better mapped to hashing.
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>>50616245
Anon's problem is that he's using the wrong word for what he's trying to talk about. If he starts using a proper one then the conversation might start.
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>>50616185
But surely you would agree that taking a seperate being into yourself or artificially increasing your mental awareness to planetary levels constitutes a much more dramatic change then the simple drift that comes with a normal life. In these circumstances I'd argue that you've so fundamentally altered your state of being that it's fair to say you're no longer "yourself" without indulging a philosophical debate about always being your self
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>>50616246
If she's that fucking dramatic I wouldn't want to be with her anyway. Hate that shit.

>Babe, I'm not really in a cuddle mood
>YOU DONT LOVE ME ANYMORE
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>>50615940
I agree with this. Well, it's not that I'm opposed to it, it's just impossible to make such a scenario work in a CYOA. If I actually encountered something that actually changed me, that would work. But if a CYOA tries to have me pretend I'm changed, then that doesn't really happen and the thought experiment and/or fantasy crashes into nothing.
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>>50616298
But that's why insectoid is best. All the time is cuddle time!
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>>50616305
It's more like...once these changes have been implemented, I may no longer be satisfied with the choices I made to get me here. The Post-CYOA Me might be pretty fucking irritated with the choices of Pre-CYOA me

Can you imagine taking Super Intelligence then looking back at what choices you could have made and finally seeing much better options/combinations?
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>>50616284
I think the scale of the change is irrelevant, especially since this is a purely additive change. Both would require a period of adjustment. In the former you have entire smaller self to merge with you, in the latter you'd have to "grow into" your new capabilities.

The former is like learning, and the latter is like an inheritance. A seed of you grows into a greater you.
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>>50616199
>linked list of every state you have ever been in

Branching hierarchy of possible temporal states(one for each time a quantum wave collapses into a definite state) of the whole Universe, stretching outwards, starting from the Big Bang when causality and time both began.

Checksum: YHWH
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>>50615012
>>50615046
Does the night stalker have a dick or something?
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>>50616351
>once these changes have been implemented, I may no longer be satisfied with the choices I made to get me here
It's not about that for me. That's a potential future danger. The problem I have with it is immediate, so that never becomes an issue.

>Can you imagine taking Super Intelligence then looking back at what choices you could have made and finally seeing much better options/combinations?
Temper intelligence with wisdom, anon. Realize you weren't that intelligent back than, did all you could, and that there's no use in crying over spilled milk. I wouldn't mind it so much, just shrug and work with it.
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>>50616226
Ooo. At a glance, it looks interesting. id rather be the ship though. sounds prertty romantic
I don't want to change my husbando's thoufhrs or actions in any way. Then they aren't realky thenselves, right?
I'd you truly love your husbando, you won't change them in any way
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>>50615942
Have fun trying to moisturize her.
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>>50615330
An expanded Overlord-like CYOA with more options and balanced dragons.
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>>50616399
I don't think any of them do (besides maybe the viscera, if you tell her you're into that sort of thing).
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>>50616473
It's just the throttling from behind bit.
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>>50616379
I'd actually argue the opposite, as the addition of a new mind to your own or suddenly being aware of literally everything isn't going to allow for any adjustment or growth into the situation. It's too much, too fast. Everything about you and the world you knew is fundamentally changed starting this instant. Now if it took a month, hell maybe even a week, I'd agree. But we are so limited with what senses and experiences we have that suddenly having the world in the palm of your hand could very well drive you insane.
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>>50616485
Those would be the children in the nightmare right?
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>>50616535
She's trying to help you avoid them though. This is said to happen when following her.
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>>50616502
Well, the crux of our disagreement whether or not somebody could possibly adjust to such a change. I think so, you think not. I suppose we'll just have to disagree.
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>>50615049
>this guy doesn't get fucked at their job
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>>50616502

Google invents a way for your brain to send out a query and receive an answer at the speed of light.
More and more people take up an Amish lifestyle for fear of losing themselves.
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>>50615046
So the landlord is lonely, and wants to keep you trapped with her, but if you actually make her feel good she'll let you go? Wouldn't she want to keep you there even harder if you two are a good match? Or is it that if you make her feel better she'll want to preserve her memory of you rather than see you become like the other apathetic shambling bodies?
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>>50616553
I think it's more referring to how it might take some time, and you might get a few close calls, before you get to safety in the nightmare.

Also if you're following her, how would she be throttling you from behind?
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>>50616601

She is very flexible and a double jointed contortionist?
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>>50616586
I don't think her nightmare ever stops being a thing for you. It's just that she can end each session at any time so her sending you back is only temporary. She gets you again next time.
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>tfw gimp just decided to give up and blackscreened two hours of work

ONE.
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
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>>50616658
Always save after every change.
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>>50616620
just makes her a better waifu
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>>50616678
sauce? GIS isn't helping
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>>50614982
I've never seen that CYOA.
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>>50616716
>GIS isn't helping

Does it ever, anymore?
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>>50616795
Usually if you grab the actual 4chan URL for the full-size image it can find what it's from. Not this time.
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>>50616716
Tags on a site say Bakemonogatari.
>>50616795
It does sometimes, got the above result through it.
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>>50616678
Bakemonogatari.

Shit series, decent waifus.
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>>50616654
I guess that makes a certain amount of sense, since there's no chance of the apartment invading the real world. So the end goal would be to convince her to join you in the real world, or at least figure out why exactly she's so terrified of it.
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Requesting a CYOA that features guardians or pets.
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>>50616502
In the best-case scenario, you'd get a new entity which has the best aspects of both prior entities - at which point there's no real reason to complain.

In the worst-case scenario, you get a monster you'll have no qualms about killing, and once it's dead the prior entities can live in peace.
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>>50616716
Suruga Kanbaru from Bakemonogatari. She's a lesbian athlete with a demon-possessed arm that used to take her over and make her attack people she subconsciously wanted out of her way.
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>>50616922
There's one in the thread already:
>>50611281
>>50611294
>>50611304
>>50611313
>>50611319
>>50611328
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>>50616950
>there's no real reason to complain
Unless you were one of the initial beings and thus didn't want to die as an individual.
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>>50616993
Yes, but by that logic you're dead and dead people can't object to anything. It's no different than if you died in a fire, or of disease, or peacefully in your bed.
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>>50616976
Other than that one.
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>>50617079
I'd prefer not to be dead
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>>50617242
Death is inevitable, even if taxes were abolished. Even the stars must die. The only way to choose the manner of your death is suicide - otherwise you cannot even control that.

You can't tell me that becoming part of a better being is a poor way to die. Certainly much better than being shanked with a rusty dagger, or being devoured by a wild beast, or even simply fading into oblivion while you sleep.
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>>50617308
Not if you grab Outlive Universe from >>50611340
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>>50617308
Even the stars must die, but complexity is inextinguishable. That's the flip side of entropy. Even the heat death of the universe and the decay of all protons couldn't freeze everything completely, the universe would just enter another epoch where forces and energy interplay in different ways than they do today.
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>>50617308
Don't get me wrong, I'm fine with dying. Gonna happen eventually and I'll never take immortality in a CYOA (though I am fond of regeneration). I would just prefer not to die at the current time and certainly not by being absorbed into some disgusting conglomerate. Especially since said conglomerates are commonly portrayed as using those they've absorbed as meat puppets. Yeah, I'll be dead, but I'd rather not have something that looks like me running around without the prerequisite sense of humor and charm that makes it work.
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>>50617308
>You can't tell me that becoming part of a better being is a poor way to die.
It is. I'd rather die a meaningless death than get cucked into a super being's endocrine system.
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>>50617359
>de of entropy. Even the heat death of the universe and the decay of all protons couldn't freeze everything completely, the universe would just enter another epoch where forces and energy interplay in different ways than they do today.
[citation needed]
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>>50615330
A cyoa like the greatest ones ever made. These include:
>Overlord
>Solar Inheritance
>Quiet CYOA
Perhaps one in the same vein as the above great ones but with a Lovecraft Theme. I am a sucker for grimdark panoplies of the unknown
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>>50617459
>Adams & Laughlin (1997)
>Carroll, Sean M. and Chen, Jennifer (2004). "Spontaneous Inflation and Origin of the Arrow of Time"
>Tegmark, Max (2003) "Parallel Universes"
>Werlang, T., Ribeiro, G. A. P. and Rigolin, Gustavo (2012) "Interplay between quantum phase transitions and the behavior of quantum correlations at finite temperatures"
>Xing, Xiu-San (2007) "Spontaneous entropy decrease and its statistical formula"
>Linde, Andrei (2007) "Sinks in the Landscape, Boltzmann Brains, and the Cosmological Constant Problem"
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>>50617597
Because you aren't trying. MY fantasies are about being an interdimensional pirate who enslaves willing sex pets.
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>>50617519
Not that guy, but damn, son. That's some decent citation.
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>>50617676
The best part is that it shut him up.
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>>50617597
wtfamIreading.jpg
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>>50617696

He is probably not done reading it all yet.

Are these sources from something you are writing?
What's the thesis?
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>>50617736
Naw it's just a hobby
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>>50617736
>He doesn't know how to do quick research for multiple sources at the drop of a hat.
What're they teaching kids in schools these days? I figured most of the people on /tg/ had passed an English class at some point.
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>>50616859

That poor girl needs to do some squats. Her flat butt is painful to look at.
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>>50617901
Nips like all sizes of tits, from none at all to so big she's more tit than woman.
But ass? They can't stand ass.
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>>50617802

Wait, you don't read the sources in full and consider their implications, when someone posts a list of sources like that?
>Are you even autistic?
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>>50617901
>Anon justifies skiping cardio
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>>50615330
Spider
waifu
and anal oviposition
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>>50617957
I'm in Law. Autism is the definition of the job if you're not a Lawyer or a Judge.
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>>50618021
Angel?
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>>50611277
I'm retarded
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>>50617308
IT's about avoiding it as long as possible.
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>>50617958

You are wrong.
This is /cyoag/ not /fit/

Since I turned 30, and have a tablet for my internet addiction, I only get out of bed to eat, go to the bathroom, outside for a cigarette (my parents don't let me smoke in the house), and to go talk to my therapist to help me figure out why I am so depressed.
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>>50618374
That's easy. You're depressed because you don't do anything. Force yourself for a while and your mood will pick up.
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>>50618374
>30

If only I had any chance of living that long.
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>>50614958
>being proud to be a filthy slut
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>>50618374
That's rough man.
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>>50616859
I'm gonna be That Weaboo and say right here the books are better than the anime

Also the first one opens with a glorious, glorious TWO PAGE DESCRIPTION OF A PANTY SHOT. In animation, it passes in an instant. In text, it becomes a religious experience.
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>>50618395
>implying it's not too late for him
>implying he can force himself without the inherent desire to change
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>>50618374
Anon, I can tell you why you're depressed and I'll charge a tenth of what you're paying a therapist.
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>>50618374
>30
At least you're a wizard now.
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>>50618422
If he can't effect a change then there will be no change, that has nothing to do with my post.
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>>50618399
>falling for entry tier roleplaying
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Alright anons, I'm taking pictures for companions in the next version of Adventures in the Orient.

I need:
>Ningyo Female Archer
>Ningyo Male Water Mage
>Gumiho male assassin
>Gumiho female thief
>Niutouren (minotaur) male grenadier
>Oni male samurai
>Dokkaebi (goblin) male barbarian
>Dokkaebi female earthbender
>Yecha (Shokan from Mortal Kombat) male monk
>Yecha female healer
>Hoilyu (catboy) male healer
>Hoilyu female lightningbender
>Nuwaren (Lamia/Naga) male healer
>Nuwaren female archer

The classes aren't too important to the overall image, so you don't need to find an exact picture of someone with the same class.

Images should be relatively realistic, try to avoid anime-ish or cartoon-ish images.

Thanks to anyone who gives me an image :)
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>>50614485

The girls are in a utopia and wouldn't ever need to leave. You could visit, you'd just need an Angel chaperone.
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>>50618498

Will this work for Nuwaren female archer?
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>>50618374
>Since I turned 30, and have a tablet for my internet addiction, I only get out of bed to eat, go to the bathroom, outside for a cigarette (my parents don't let me smoke in the house), and to go talk to my therapist to help me figure out why I am so depressed.

lol
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>>50618498
May want to post this again next thread. this one seems to be dying.
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>>50618726
Now's the perfect time actually. We usually last another 150 posts after autosage, so getting the pictures now rather than hastening the death of the next thread is the best thing to do.
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>>50618409

This is more kindness than I expected, or deserve.
I don't think /cyoag/ is the right place for me to talk about my issues, but I appreciate your understanding.

>>50618424
The US taxpayers are the ones paying for it. Though Trump might fix that soon.

>>50618395

Before I got diagnosed I did a 9 month attempt to force myself, and break my habit of failure. Stayed crazy active, exercise twice a day, healthy food, ice cold showers, 4-5 hours of sleep, not let myself run away from doing what I knew was the right choice at that moment.
It worked great, It was a frightening sight to see what I could achieve.
Then I slept in for one day, and had a nervous breakdown. My brain said Fuck It to all of my attempts to achieve stuff, and I lost all willpower.

I am recovered enough to give it another go, but I haven't started yet because I know that I will need to somehow get an understanding girlfriend for me to make it.

>Oh what a mystery is man that makes us wonder such a riddle,
>that he is capable of much, but able to achieve so little.
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>>50618879
You can't only force it, you have to give yourself a break from time to time too.
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>>50618879
>Cold Leftover Eggs.
Haven't had eggs in three months man.
>Browse 4chan
Try and browse through comfy threads to cheer myself up
>Right hand
This cyoa is too real for me, desu.
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>>50618879
You need a happy CYOA.
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>>50618985
>a happy CYOA
>posts a CYOA by the most depression fueled author
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>>50618985
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>>50618970
Digging through the ruins of the /d/ CYOA threads, I found the hesitant start of one.

NSFW, but here's the link
http://archive.loveisover.me/d/thread/7131830/#q7138491

(you'll have to scroll to it, but it's there.)
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>>50618997
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>>50619012
Best mystery box.
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>>50618879
I don't see any mention of making meaningful relations with other people, only solitary activities.
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>>50618970
Because you refuse to make one, apparently.

>>50619008
You could also just remove the "q" from the URL. Also, juding by the pastebin the author posted ( http://pastebin.com/BBdHaU35 ), the main goal is to make you into a dickgirl rather than giving you one as a waifu.
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>>50619008
Don't have much hope in anything started on /d/, unless they're planning to move over here after their threads get killed off.
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>>50619038
>remove q
Ah, will remember that for future posts.
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>>50610764
>angel (10)
>magical affinity x3 (12)
>exceptional appearance (2)
>Low Magic fantasy setting

I get to go around healing people and being bathed in attention nnnnnggghhhh
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>>50618879
>If I get a girlfriend my life will be fixed!!!!!
There are so many things wrong with that.
For starters you won't meet her, secondly if it WERE to happen, you would find something else to blame for your misfortune. It's always someone else's fault
>>50618970
Because /d/ doesn't make cyoas.
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>>50618906
You literally just described my upcoming update.
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>>50619075
We had a bunch of CYOAs made on /d/ actually
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>>50619100
I want to believe.
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>>50618970
I know theres an Incubus cyoa thats basically the best waifu builder besides waifu blues. Sadly you don't get a decent pair of tits but you get some nice hips and can choose a vagina, dick, a knot, or multiple dicks. I kinda cheated by making a regular waifu though.
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>>50619075
Maybe he's like me and his therapist is convinced that a girlfriend will solve all his problems. Unlike me he bought it.
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>>50619075
Maybe they would if the threads didn't get deleted before anyone might conceivably have time to make anything.
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>>50619154
You're here right now. Start making your CYOA.
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>>50619142
>Sadly you don't get a decent pair of tits
I think you could, with the lactation option and some time.
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>>50619024
inb4 the OTHER box.
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has anyone tried making an /aco/ thread?
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>>50619257
There's two more, actually.
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>>50618498
>Dokkaebi (goblin) male barbarian
found 3 that maybe useful
1/3
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>>50619261
As was pointed out yesterday, anime images are banned there.
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>>50619283
2/3
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>>50618607

That's actually the reaction that I was going for. It feels strangely good to see someone get a laugh out of the mess that is my life.

>>50618929

I am very bad at pacing myself.
Plus I didn't know that I was type 2 bipolar, and saw the depressed half of the cycle as some wrong part of me that I could only overcome by staying constantly in a hypomanic state.

>>50618463
Can confirm!
My hyper-lucid ultra-detailed dreams allow me to live a thousand different vibrant lives each night, my subconscious mind crafts plots and characters on par with the best fiction I have watched and read, with slice of life stories mixed in. Even in the most tense and desperate of situations I still feel a vague sense of security because I subconsciously know that I am the reason why the world I'm in exists.

This is another reason why it is so hard to motivate myself, when happiness and contentment is just a pair of closed eyelids away.
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>>50619140
The update to that will come after.
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Does anyone have the Necromancer Cyoa by the Scientist in a pdf file?
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>>50619325
battlemage update when
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>>50619415
v1 was never released in PDF format AFAIK, and the PDF for v2 was so large it had to be split into four separate files when posted here.
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>>50619309
>the mess that is my life.
How is your life a mess? You do fucking nothing.
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>>50619008
>>50619058
They just get killed off because retards roll.
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>>50619499
Well, that and most posted CYOA's technically break one or more of the posting rules. I wish they could let those threads slide, but that's something of a slippery slope.
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>>50619499
Maybe they just cyoas in general?
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>>50619309
>Plus I didn't know that I was type 2 bipolar
you sound useless and a drain on society. I bet you'll become a tranny at some point too. Consider suicide.
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>>50611340
Fire lvl.5 (91)
Earth lvl. 4 (84)
Water lvl. 4 (77)
Air lvl.5 (68)
Healing lvl. 5 (59)
Conjuring lvl.5 (50)
Domain lvl. 5 ( 41)
Teleportation lvl. 2 (38)
Abjuration lvl.5 (29)
Time lvl.5 (20)
Muscle wizard (10)
Scrying lvl. 4 (3)
Illusion lvl.2 (0)
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>>50619447
late dec or some time in jan
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>>50619556
Shitpost more and delay it further.
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>>50619304
change that to 6
3/6
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>>50619611
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>>50618399
Not that person, but I work with my husband, who was my first boyfriend and I'm genuinely curious about something.

Do you really consider it slutty to have sex someplace other than your bedroom at night with the drapes drawn? Or were you just trying to give that girl a hard time?
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>>50619635
5/6
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>>50619674
6/6
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>>50619142
>>50619255
Does anybody have this cyoa?
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>>50619723
>becoming a girl.
With or without a dick?
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>>50619723
Divorce the girls' personalities from their dicks, let the player customize them.

If the player turns into a girl, give them the option to be futa too, and give them the option to go back up and design their own dick if they go that route.

Bonuses I'd like to see:
Worldshaping. Make futas more common, or society significantly lewder. Things like that.
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>>50619723
Will there be any differences between Traps, Futas, and Shemales?
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>>50619786
If there aren't, you're using two of those words wrong
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>>50619692
I couldn't find female goblins using earth magic so this is what I found
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>>50619723
Maybe make two different cyoas, one where we can make each individual choice about our waifu and another cyoa where there are pre made waifus to choose from with a couple of drawbacks. But it sounds like a good idea, I wouldn't mind seeing a cyoa like it.
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>>50615330
An extremely detailed society builder CYOA. I'd be happy with ridiculous amounts of social engineering, but a bit of base building or the like would be a nice (and useful) addition.
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>>50619825
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>>50619834
Any reason why Magical Realm doesn't suffice?
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>>50619834
>I'd be happy with ridiculous amounts of social engineering, but a bit of base building or the like would be a nice (and useful) addition.

Just play Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri. Daily remainder that Yang did nothing wrong.
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>>50619830
seems like a bit of a waste. Would probably be easier for the cyoa to say something about dating a waifu that already exists being less strange than making a waifu for yourself, then skip to a dating page rather than a builder.
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>>50619857
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>>50619865

Not him, but my guess is his reason is something akin to "variety is the spice of life."

It's why we have 20 million "be the girl" cyoa's and still seem to want more. Or why comfy cyoas are hopefully becoming more popular.
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>>50619723
Why are her balls so big? Like by comparison to her cock those things look swollen. Seriously, testicular cancer is no laughing matter.
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>>50619884
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>>50615330
It bugs me when the only cyoa a setting has is a jumpchain page or just too simple for me to really sink my teeth into. I just want a standalone Medabots cyoa, Is that so much to ask?
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>>50619911
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>>50619723
>Character archetypes you want to see

Call me boring, but I really like sweet, feminine girls. I also like shy and ditzy types.

>Sexual archetypes

I don't have much input for things like this. I just like typical female behavior, and the phrase "lady in the streets, freak in the sheets" comes to mind.
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>>50619768
Seconded on worldshpaing, it's always a little off-putting to think you or your girlfriend (futafriend?) might be the only herms in the world. I'm sure imagining the shock factor gets some folk off, but I'd rather not imagine the weird looks and "that's a dealbreaker" moments.
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>>50619950
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>>50619982
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>>50619972
Sure, I'll definitely include a sweet, "ideal girlfriend" type. Not sure how much I should play with inversion of expectation, though. I think it's great when a shy girl can take you off guard by being really sexually aggressive, but it's also really nice when she's just sweet and cuddly and all in for equal opportunity lovemaking. Thoughts?

>>50619980
I'd rather just solve that with a bonus option that makes you, as a couple, immune to social stigma. Would that be good enough?
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>>50619723
>Character Archetypes
Single, pregnant moms who cooks and cleans already for a living and baggy eyed brace face teens with light acne fresh into college.
>Sexual Archetypes
Slightly submissive, she's open to anything but doesn't have any kinks of her own. She'll naturally prefer to be a sub but won't be interested in bondage or whatever til she learns you are. Also interested in cuddling and starting a huge family.
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Why are we dumping qt goblins
I just left /aco/, it's too soon to go back
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>>50620120
I guess, for me, it's less about people ignoring the weird and more about it just not being weird, but, hey, you're the one making a cyoa.
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>>50620201
for Ordion but it seems like he left
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>>50620311
As Long as someone posts a link to this thread to the next thread when this one dies it'll be fine. He'll save all the qt. goblin pics.
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>>50620198
Single mom is a bit of a turn-off for me, and I'm sure I'm not the only one. But I'll happily make a motherly christmas cake who dreams of being a good wife for you, and is very open-minded in bed.

>>50620213
Well, I could probably add some very simple "dickgirls are common enough to be accepted" and "all girls are actually dickgirls" options, if I can find a way to make it compatible with whatever excuse the obligatory matchmaking deity has for hooking you up with a dickgirl.
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>>50618906
>In before I get banned again for being off topic by discussing CYOAs in the CYOA thread.

Alas, good night sweet prince.
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>>50619866
Alpha Centauri is the reason why I want it. And why the CYOA I'm currently working on has Yang in it. Controling the northern parts of China.

Sadly I havn't had any time to work on it since october.
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>>50619674
This one's good.

>>50619950
As is this one.

Is it odd that all the females I'm using for AITO are basically human hotties with some minor non-human features and most of the men are monstrous looking brutes?
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>>50620464
Yeah, I think a few people have mentioned that so far. I'm kinda sick of it myself at this point.
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>>50620464
Not only has that already been pointed out in regards to your CYOA, it's been pointed out for fiction in general.

I'd post the relevant Oglaf comic, but a particular squiggle might get me banned

http://oglaf.com/dimorphism/
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>>50620464
>>50620497
hey hey hey calm down why not make everyone hot?

>>50620505
Delete this
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>>50620505
I agree, remove goblin.
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>>50620433
Ah fuck, am I getting banned too for posting about making the dickgirl CYOA? All my posts got deleted. There's plenty of explicitly lewd CYOAs posted here all the time (most notably Slut Life), so not sure where I crossed the line. Are bulges not worksafe enough?
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>>50620661
Honestly I can't tell, it varies.
I've seen nips and dicks get away free but others get banned immediately.
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New thread: 50620767
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>>50611269
Face: Model
>+3
Breasts: Large
>+6
Bodytype: Agile
Genitals: Vagina
>+8
63.01e: Climate Control, Depilation
>+10
Decent: Sportswear
Lewd: Lingerie
Addons: Accessories
Special Rules: Burn the Wardrobe, Nudity OK
>+13
Job: Superheroine
>+3
Terms and Conditions: Masked
>0
63.04e: New Identity
>+2
Pets: Biosuit
>+3
Superpowers: Tentacles
>+1
Companions: Anon's Choice
>+11
>>50611351
Mode of Control: Marking
Powers: Addict, Arousal, Orgasm, Triggers
Slaves: Jasmine, Aubree

Subsidized Housing: Penthouse
>+6
Signing Bonuses: Batmobile
>+3
Hypno-Conditioning: Student
>+1
63.05a: Slut
>0

GIVE ME YOUR HORNY AND DESTITUTE
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>>50620774
Anon fucked up,We got until 478 before thread closes anyway.
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>>50620774
...and of course I forgot the arrows. Let's try that again: >>50620767
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>>50620464
It's a fantasy world with magic, it's not absurd too me. Also, it's pretty common this idea.
If it was a sci-fi CYOA with alien especies it would bother.
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>>50616226
no dlc page?
fo shammeru
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>>50611269
Wait, so I can just grab Unemployable and Volunteer for global +16 and spend it anywhere?
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>>50620464
Yeah you could stand to find some less ugly pictures for the males. Or use less human pictures for the females but thats not gonna happen.
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>>50620120
>I think it's great when a shy girl can take you off guard by being really sexually aggressive, but it's also really nice when she's just sweet and cuddly and all in for equal opportunity lovemaking.

That's kind of how I imagine waifus when fantasizing. Their listed personality and traits are the core of who they are, but they're not one dimensional beings who can only act like that. Like, it would be really weird if you married a really shy type and she still acts embarrassed ten years later when you take off her clothes.

One thing I don't like is when people use pornified definitions of submission and dominance as key traits for waifus. Though I don't like it, I really don't mind it because it is a simple way of conveying behaviors that some people are really interested in.
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