Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1200: But I Don't Have A Cat Edition

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>>50448263
But OP, I *do* have a cat.

What would happen if I used Merging+Aspect Manifestation on a Supernatural angel like Zachariah? Assuming it would even work (which I'm doubtful of for several reasons), would it get the rest of Heaven gunning for my ass? I know God himself probably wouldn't care, given his abandonment and the fact he doesn't mind our deuteragonists (who have killed several angels a piece and aren't exactly moral paragons themselves), but I assume that the rest of the Host would start looking for me. Whether they could find me is another matter entirely, but that's beside the point.

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>>50448263
>Cat
I never leave home without mine. Though sometimes I don't leave home because of mine.

On the topic of animals, Jumpers! What are your pets? What are peoples reactions when they first encounter your 'pet'?

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>>50448707
I don't know if you really wanna know about my cat...

Are there any skills that let you call down a meteor and only affect your enemies? Magical or otherwise.

Fashion Model has a clothing line following you. Overlord has an inn. But is there a generic ship option?

>>50448801
*Shop

fuck

>>50448801
Uncharted Waters, even has an Import option.

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>>50448707
I keep a whole podpack of these things.

>>50448807
Oh I'm this dude >>50448809 and I'd say Terreria has some of merchants follow you around. That whatcha lookin for?

I lacked the foresight to buy a pod when I set up my Warehouse. Is there anything else with that functionality? I need one for my plan to dump one of Perfect Lionheart's SIs into Sonichu.

>>50448807
Look for jumps with marketing or alchemy themes, those generally have things like that. Think monopoly might have one.

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>>50448707
I have a giant derpy bird-pupper, a humanoid shark the size of an office block, and a piranhaconda.
Reactions are...not so positive.

>>50448839
Blue feather them? But, ew.

>>50448839
Got bad news for you anon, the Blue Feather requires you to marry your intended companion.

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>>50448846
>>50448853
Wasn't it just like five or six threads ago that someone harassed Gaunlet about that? Now here it's being exploited openly. Is the thread against it or not? This is a serious question, I'm getting mixed vibes here.

>>50448707
I have a crow named Faust. People find it a little odd but only freak out when he transforms into a monster, starts talking, or steals their jewelry. We are working on that last thing.

>>50448883
I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that different people have different opinions on the thing, with obvious positive bias on the part of any and all waifufags. Which probably comes of the fact Harvest Moon was never actually finished as a jump before someone made the pastebin into a PDF and it got uploaded.

It was the early days. We were still trying to figure out what was what.

>>50448883
I missed that, anon. Personally I don't see a problem with Blue Feather, so long as the jumper actually is in romantic love (qv "special someone"). Thus my "Bad news, anon" was sarcastic - it shouldn't work for him if he's just doing it for the lulz.

So is Madness Combat jump finished, WiP, accepting feedback or what

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>>50448959
>>50448975
>different people have different opinions on the thing, with obvious positive bias on the part of any and all waifufags.
Ah okay then.
I mean there is also the marriage licences or something from Kantai.
So, why'd they hassle the newbie jump maker so much? I'd love to think that people aren't targeting the guy but that's how it sounds when you look at like the last twenty threads or so. He got flak for a mult-companion option and then someone did the same thing in Creepypasta. It's just weird. Just caught up with threads in the archive so this stuff is fresh on my mind.

>>50449035
Kantai doesn't do that, people just seem to think it does.

Anyway, just because something is on the drive doesn't mean most people appreciate it being on but once it is on it can't be taken off. PS238 let's you flat out buy martial arts from other jumps if you want. Try putting that in any new jump? You'd get little to zero support. Just because there's precedence doesn't mean anyone or even just most people want to see it again.

>>50448883
>>50449035
I don't know exactly what that was about, re: Gaunlet.
If they were giving him shit about putting a similar option in his jump (the special ring), it might just be because they consider the blue feather to be a bad design choice to emulate, and they might have been trying to stop another mistake being made.

Kind of a "This is a thing that exists and we can't do much about it, but at least we won't let other people make that kind of mistake again".

>>50448987
Pretty sure it's still in WIP accepting feedback, the last version I saw wasn't done.

>>50448839

Personally, I use a custom rule for my chains (aka fanwank) and remove pods. I think they are a poorly designed mechanic, an artifact left over from the early days of Jumpchain.

Instead, I rule that as long as I can convince someone to come with me of their own free will (aka no brainwashing, no blackmail, no threats, no perk use), they are granted a basic form of companionship by my Benefactor which grants them a one-time free resurrection every 5 jumps. Beyond that, they are dead unless I intervene and use various magics or items.

I only grant companions purchased with CP or drawbacks and Blue Feather companions as having unlimited rez.

>>50449052
no it doesn't, I fixed that.

>>50449066
So you cheat because you can't handle limits. Just don't talk about it next time okay?

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Man, Avengers Earth's Mightest Heroes is such a CP vampire. I had to go and get 1000pts of drawbacks.

>>50449052
He technically removed it but did it in a way he can still use it to get basically any supernatural martial art anyway, since he made sure to not leave limits on.

Also jesus christ I forgot how horrendous this jump looked. Did he even use spell check on it or was it just puked out?

>>50449073
... reading comprehension fail, anon. His version is actually weaker.

>>50449052
>Kantai doesn't do that, people just seem to think it does.
What does it do then? I mean its a marriage license that makes the person you marry a companion right? That's just how I've heard it described, and it may be coloring how I'm reading it.

>>50449070
Okay. Quick question to stop my confusion are you talking about Kantai or Creepypasta? I don't really know which one you did.

>>50449053
I see so it's less hate on the new jump maker and more that she/he was using hated content. But that doesn't answer why the whole Creepypasta flew by and not a single comment.

>>50449089
actually it's Specifies nothing more than what you see in something like kung fu hustle. And it is being worked on.
>>50449102
neither I'm talking about your complaint about PS238,I try to update my jumps to blend into current standards rather than letting them be used as Precedents

>>50449090
Says the guy who missed the bit where he has unlimited pods to anyone he can convince to come with him. Idiot.

>>50449102
Anon, where in Kantai does it mention anything about companioning people? That seems like something it'd be pretty explicit on, especially given the guy who made it.

I personally assumed it was just a joke item based on the marriage stuff in game, which was why it was like 10000CP to buy it.

>>50449113
At the cost of them being a lot more susceptible to mortality.

>>50449102
When did Gauntlet get flak for a multi companion thing? Wasn't that Worm? I'm pretty sure, from what I remember, that it was less on it being a multi companion option and more how it handled importing them.

>>50449122
They've still got a one up anon, one that regens every once in a while. Pretty tiny cost given how rarely companions die without it being purposeful on the jumper's part.

>>50449102
I'm not seeing any option in Creepypasta that supersedes the normal companion rules. Could you compare the two?

>>50449073
Companion rules are pretty dumb.

>>50449119
It's somewhat meta: only Admirals can get it as they are the designated waifu magnet.

>>50449109
That was another guy but thanks for the clarification.

>>50449119
Well I know you get one for free or like 500 if you're an fleet commander... Just looked it up. Yeah it doesn't do what people seem to think it does. It's some kinda booster of sorts with the power of love. Neat but not what I was led to believe.

>>50449127
>>50449137
It was a while back and he got flack over the fact that his companion option the one about ten braves or something like that had an import option, perfectly reasonable thing to argue against in my opinion, and the fact that it was a multi-companion where you could either spread a perk out or focus it on one of the group. Creepypasta has Cult which is a multi-Companion, ten or so I think, which allows you to either spread out the perks they get or 'play favorites' is how it's worded I believe.
Again I'm bringing it up because it fresh on my mind and I'm honestly confused.

What kind of perks are there scattered around that improve one's ability to learn things? Stuff like the one from Zero no Tsukaima, which doubles learning speed.

>>50448815
I was thinking a shop that immediately exists under your control as the jump starts. Animal Crossing is great, but makes paperwork a problem.

>>50449204
Candy Shop from Kung Fu Hustle?

>>50449088
Can companions in Arrowverse take speedster? Or is there a cp limit when it says any metahuman perk?

Also, what'd you get in EMH? I ended up taking a bunch of stuff to. R&D company is probably my favorite business.

>>50449187
Might be because you can't import an existing companion into a Creepypasta Cult.
As in, if you had 8 waifus, you couldn't condense those 8 into a single slot via Cult.

Whereas if that ten braves thing let you import multiple existing companions into a single slot, that might be where the issue lay.

>>50449187
>>50449266
That was probably it then, I can definitely see the issues in making a multi companion out of single companions you had before.

Does anyone remember what the stats in Danmachi translated to in actual levels of strength? I remember hearing something about a certain number of ranks being equal to a certain number of times better then peak human?

>>50449146
Agreed. I personally use an alternate rule that lets me invite along as many people as I want, but if they die, they go home the same way I would if I died.

>>50449088
Only 1,000?

>>50448801
Animal Crossing IIRC and you can get a department store in Mad Men.

>>50449249
Yeah Companions can take Speedster & here's my EMH build

>AVENGERS EMH<

>BACKGROUND
-Scientist

>SPECIES
Asgardian (400cp)

>SKILLS/PERKS
-The Adjective Jumper
-Scientist Supreme
-Form & Function (350cp)
-Smartest Man In The World (250cp)
-Pym Protégé (-50cp)
-Nine Realms Craftsman (-350cp)

>POWERS
-Mighty

>ITEMS/GEAR
-Import (-400cp)
+Unhackable (-500cp)
+GiANT-Sized
+Uru (-650cp)
-Money (-700cp)

>COMPANIONS
-Import (-1000cp)

>DRAWBACKS
-Sentinel Mark Jumper (700cp)
-Super Heroic (400cp)
-Superior Foes (200cp)
-Civil War (100cp)
-Caught In Crossfire (0cp)

>>50449340
1k is the cap unless you decide to be suicidal and go with "Last Avenger".

>>50449296
Here you go:
http://danmachi.wikia.com/wiki/Development_Abilities
http://danmachi.wikia.com/wiki/Skills
http://danmachi.wikia.com/wiki/Terminology (Look up Basic Abilities for a better understanding of the ranking system)

This should work out for ya.

>>50449201
There's all kinds. The gold standard is Worm, because the gold standard is always Worm, but there's some other useful powers you can't easily duplicate so you might pass on that one.

Anyway, they're all mostly the same, but there's also a few unusual ones. Secret of Evermore gives you a perk that lets you grind skills by doing the same thing over and over again, which is boring but extremely effective. Naruto has Shadow Clones, which are basically a training hive mind, and has a perk that makes you genuinely enjoy training. Order of the Stick has a perk for encountering level-appropriate enemies, so you'll have challenges to deal with. I'm sure there are others, but that's what's coming to mind this early.

>>50449373
It's not suicidal, just really hard. If you stack it carelessly with other drawbacks it could become impossibly tough.

>>50449425
Yeaaah, not really got what I was looking for. Got loads of info on the system, not really any on what any of the numbers really translate to, something I remember coming up in these threads.

>>50449427
>Gold standard is Worm
I feel everyone constantly forgets that that power severely drops in speed once you get to a certain level of skill in a particular thing. Naruto's training perk plus shadow clones are way better in the long run, especially if you're training something that increases chakra and/or chakra control, since that'll also increase the speed at which you train because you can make more clones

>>50449201
Mega Man Zero has Born Scientist which makes you a child prodigy in terms of learning ability. Fallout has Educated which gives a more general boost in learning ability.

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>>50448707
Between ten years of exposure to Beast Boy in Teen Titans and numerous failed attempts to befriend my own flying bison in Avatar, I more or less gave up on pets. That said, I do plan to pick up a Pseudodragon when I make it to Forgotten Realms. Or ten. I do like the sound of having my own clutch of Dragon pets.

Pern Jump when?

>>50449201

"It'll be an Experience" from Tales of Phantasia

>>50448398
who's this?

>>50448707
Again on this topic, non-sapient pets count as companions? How can I take a tamed beast from a world to another without a pod?

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Aside from Overlord, what other Jumps I can use to craft custom companions with a moderate power-level and high loyalty?

>>50450105
Most people will say that any jump that allows you to buy in universe companions does that. I can't think of one outside of Overlord that lets you get that granular and freeform build to a high degree, but the options are scattered around the chain.

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>>50450073
Leonmichelle from Dog Days.

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>>50437262
Hmm. Pole of Void sounds good, yeah. I've got a lot of Void-y energies coursing through me, so they can all go pool there.

And for my last element, I'll go with a Pole of Song. It runs supercomputers, it manipulates mass and energy, it shapes reality itself like nobody's business-it'll be super worth it.

And yeah, Cuendillar's pretty stable given it was used as the keystones of the dimensional anchor for the Dark One. Who is the source of extra-strength Balefire. For hundreds of years-maybe more than a thousand, I don't remember.

In a setting where there are only two gods, both of which are ill-defined but whose scope is described in terms of total multiversal paradigm shift.

Probably something to do with the whole "absorbs incoming force to become stronger".

So there we have it. Cuendillar! Dreams! Song! Void! Soulfire! The other one!

By my own elements combined I am...CAPTAIN GARLOCK!

>>50448707
Five golden Lavosi, four arcane horses, three kitsune-things, two mini-zergs and a giant spider in a pear tree.

>What are peoples reactions

Screaming.

>>50448329
Eating other angels is the kind of thing that tends to make the other angels super paranoid and gun for you, yes.

I mean, the only other beings on the show I remember doing that are the Leviathans (theoretically Lovecraftian blobs of primordial goo, and the first beasts who predate angels) and the Darkness (God's onee-san)

>>50450310
>Eating other angels is the kind of thing that tends to make the other angels super hot.
FTFY

>>50448707
i have the dragon from lol as my pet

Whats that perk from EVO that gives you multiple bodies? Could I use that to have multiple devil fruits? Probably not use multiple, but switching between them should work, IIRC.

>>50450392
And baron as a companion?

>>50449296
Don't quote me on that but IIRC every 100 points is equal to a 1X boost from the 'standard' ability level for a baseline being.

So a level 1 that has C rank (between 600 and 699) would a 6X to nearly 7X boost in whatever stat is concerned.

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>>50437781
Drawbacks: Arsonist, Constant Scandal, “What’s going on with your head?”, THOSE TENTACLES! (1800)

Drop-In, age 18

“Master the Guitar in One Millisecond Class!” (Free)
“What are you doing?!” (1700)
Wildly Strong (1500)
Guitar Summoning (1200)
Epic Soundtrack (Free)
Bunny Suit (Free)
Sunglow Yellow Piaggio Vespa SS 180 (1100)
Left-Handed Rickenbacker Bass Guitar model 4001 (950)
Scandalous Towel (900)
Gibson EB-0, 1961 Model (600)
N.O. Utilization (0)

I keep setting the paparazzi on fire the same way the cool kids smoke crack and the non-cool kids have existential breakdowns. It's a bad habit. But all these paparazzi keep getting all up in my face, acting all flammable and shit. It's a hard habit to kick.

Also, I seem to have come down with a bad case of Planets. Hang on-I think I've come across "N.O. Utilisation" before, in The Mighty Boosh! No idea how a bunch of stoned Brit musicians crudely discovered it, though.

...anyway.

It's been a while, but I'm pretty sure this is all about growing up and why it sucks, but not as badly as not growing up. I'm also pretty sure Haruko is an amoral thief feigning whackiness to justify a nomadic lifestyle.

...

...note to self, run covert tests for signs of dimensional travel on her.

Ahem. The point being-I'm not sure if fusing these guitars together with my own guitar is symbolic of my acceptance that youth should be about accepting the good and the bad and trying to make the best of it, a sign of insecurity or just plain escapism.

But either way, I think I'll just hang out with Naota and start a garage band as my own statement about what growing up means.

Namely, that sometimes all your friends are losers and the best choice you can make is to find better ones.

>>50450310
Wouldn't it just be Lavoi?

>>50450747
>The Mighty Boosh!
Huh Wukong maked a Jump for that or is my Google Fu no good?

>>50450804
He did, yeah

>>50448707
Well, I have that level 100 dragon mount from Overlord. Fantasy worlds are usually really impressed, and non-fantasy worlds tend to freak out a bit.

Does anyone have the latest version of JLD?

>>50450813
But anon, dragons are for waifuing

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>>50450891
Kill All Dragons 2081

Speaking of dragons and killing do we have a Legend of the Dragoon Jump yet? Cause Dragon Buster would be sweet as fuck!

>>50450813
Can you just make up whatever you want for that mount? If you wanted a ghost rider hart, could you?

>>50450747
And the band's name will be Nirvana?

>>50450940
Really more of a dragons layer than a dragonslayer, sempai

>>50450947
No, go for it.

>>50450987
Captain Hurlock: The Flannel Edition

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>>50450987
And why would you say that? You implying this get-rich/popular/NO'd up to the eyeballs-quick scheme of mine smells like teen spirit?

>>50451017
Actually I was gonna call is Samsara unless Naota comes up with a cooler name

...which sounds even more like an alternative rock band from the '80s, somehow

>>50450947
>Legend of the Dragoon
holy fucking shit you just rustled my memberberries, I had completely forgot about that awesome game.

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Right, someone mentioned me and Xenoblade X?

Long story short, I'm stuck. Stuck stuck. It sucks.

I'm honestly considering scrapping all the racials and stuff, and just making a human centric one. Apparently my make-stuff-up-fu isn't good enough to do all the aliens with next to no lore for me to extrapolate from.

Anyways... Here's the origin perks, bar one that I don't have yet.

>>50451209
But aliens are the bee's knees. Why not cut aliens back to one perk?

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I don't quite remember when I started, but so far, the dreaded spooky voodoo curse around Metroid has yet to kill me. Here's what I've got so far.

http://pastebin.com/winesZmi

Perks are nearly done, I just need two 400s and two 600s for the Not!Samus origin. Was considering making a capstone where archenemies suffer from load bearing boss logic (their organization or infrastructure would collapse or be heavily damaged upon you beating their faces in), but it was argued to be a little too much for a Samus perk. I'm looking for suggestions on the last few for the origin.

Something I haven't typed up yet is Chozo-Human Physiology for the Another origin, mostly since I'm not fully sure of the physical capabilities Samus got aside from a Captain America boost. But that will definitely be in there.

Side note, when I get to power armor (free with different bases for all origins), what should the one for Drop-In be?

>>50448707
>On the topic of animals, Jumpers! What are your pets? What are peoples reactions when they first encounter your 'pet'?

My pets are people. Either cute catgirls and such or people who who have been tained to act like catgirls. My favorite pet is a kitsune I accquired during one of my jumps.

Most people are extremely disturbed by my pets.

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>>50451492
Oh, one more thing. A capstone item or perk I had an idea for in Another is that the Chozo (somehow) left items scattered around both this galaxy and future jumps for you to collect, that will be useful to moving past context-sensitive obstacles you run into, and are marginally useful after said obstacle is overcome.

Would probably need a bit of clarity, but I think it would be something folks would have fun with. What do you all think?

Could anyone post JLD jump ??

>>50451230
Explain further.

>>50451492
Why was the load bearing boss capstone too much? It fits samus really well, considering how often shit blows up. Aside from crazy good combat and exploration, its one of her more noticeable traits.

>>50451564
Sure, although that more fits as an item instead of a perk.

>>50450105
Infernals, when it's done.

Akuma are very customizable, and even more loyal. You're okay with a little mindrape, right?

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>>50451570
This is the latest pdf I know of. From turkey day, I think?

>>50451492
A perk for Another that allows you to keep looking human, despite being a horrible genetic hybrid abomination underneath?

>>50451492
Well... do the Luminoth have enough in the way of pure combat stuff to base the armor on them? It's the only thing coming to mind, besides some of the usual villain power dealio Drop-In gets some times (Warrior Ing suit? Fusion/Metroid suit? Phazon suit? You get the idea).

Unless you're talking like, stats or something, instead of technology. I reckon Another would have Yes in that case, while Space Pirates would have speed. Then Drop-In could just have whatever the Feds don't get.

>>50451705
I'm also in favour of keeping the Load Bearing Boss Perk. It's a very thematical idea that I think is worth putting in the effort to balance.

>>50451640
You were giving the aliens two perks each, right? If you have trouble with that, an easy solution is giving them only one.

>>50451705
>>50451925
I think it had more to do with my initial example being Zebes exploding, honestly, which was not smart of me. It'll probably work just fine if I tone down the escalation a bit and give it a toggle option. I'll work on it.

>>50451878
Mostly technology, but these help. Much thanks, anon.

>>50451865
>>50451744
Noted and agreed.

>>50451865
Seconding this.
I'd suggest bumping it up to maybe allowing you to choose which changes or mutations you acquire whenever you splice or incorporate new genetic material. That way you too can become a horrifying abomination in the eyes of God and nature like Samus yet remain inexplicably human-looking.

>>50451845
Fucking CP Vampire, there is way too much good stuff here. . . and this is after being split into three jumps. How does this happen?

>>50451939
Thats doable. Makes balance easier as well, with only half the perks.

>>50451845
Thank you.

>>50452060
JLD is awesome, has awesome characters, and has awesome source material.

So it's awesome^3

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>>50448707
Honestly I think the closest thing to a 'pet' that I have would be Shuggy.

Shuggy is my Shoggoth. I picked her up in Lovecraft, with the Pet Monster option. I don't talk about Shuggy a whole lot, even less than my other companions, but that's mainly because once you've covered the "my pet" and "is a shoggoth" parts, there's not a lot else to go over.
Anyway, Shuggy is pretty morphable. She can contract down to a tiny size with some effort, or grow huge enough to to swallow a room. Noneuclidean biology really is amazing. Sometimes she rides around in a satchel bag or backpack or whatever I'm carrying around, and sometimes she rides on my head. Like a Metroid hat. Except it's a shoggoth.

People's reactions really tend to stick to the range of, "What the hell is that?" followed by "OH GOD NO". Especially when she jumps off my head. She's very affectionate and also territorial, so. That's a thing.

I think that's about it.

Are there any perks that can let me play music in my head? Like a mental mp3 player?

>>50452923
any perfect memory perks should let you do that there is a nice one in avengers: Earth's mightiest heroes/Wolverine and the X-Men

>>50452971
I guess but that isn't really what I mean.

>>50453058
okay, if you're looking for something more literal . You can get an AI companion that is basically part of your mind who can probably do those kind of things , in both symbiont and supreme commander

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>>50452923
There's one in Metal Gear that's a literal brain mp3 player. Surprised folks forgot about that one.

>>50452923
A bunch of soundtrack perks have an option so that only you can hear it.
Touhou has a soundtrack perk, Shadow of the Colossus has another.

>>50452923
Why would you want that when you can take any number of soundtrack perks and make everyone else listen to what you want them to?

>>50452923
You can't already do that?

I've finally decided to try and think up a Stand. Does this work?

Stand Name: [Highway To Hell]

Stand Ability: [Function]

Power - B

Speed - C

Range - C

Durability - A

Precision - C

Potential - A

Description: [Highway To Hell] allows things to function as intended regardless of circumstances or inhibitions. A car from a dump would run just fine despite not having a motor or any gas and would also work perfectly at the bottom of the sea. It can also be used on living things; a person, while under the effects of the Stand, would be uninhibited by being having their heart destroyed, their brain damaged, or their spine shattered except for the pain associated with it, but would immediately experience the full effects of such injuries once no longer affected by the Stand. It also allows for impossibilities such as breathing ans even holding a verbal conversation under water or in vacuum.

[Highway To Hell] appears as a large red humanoid wearing armor and wreathed in flames.

I don't know if this actually fits, I just skimmed the wiki and looked at some canon Stands.

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Would freeing the Yozi look like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSRULDdFvc0

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>>50453249
I like the idea of the actual power, but... Highway to Hell's taken.

>>50453249
>>50444340
>posting this again since you're here now.
If I remember correctly Cracker Jack asked me to bring this up (again) if he hadn't fixed this by Thanksgiving. I'm a bit late but. . .

Super speed still does not have the note about being able to selectively interact with things normally despite moving at high speed and having an objects you're carrying's functions scaled to your speed.

I would also like to suggest adding in the ability to alter your perception so that you can make it feel like everything else is slowing down instead of like you're moving faster if you want to, for the full quicksilver scene experience.

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>>50450747
It amuses me to think that none of this would be too much out of place in the FLCL universe.

>>50451492
I wish I could think of something to add. I love Metroid but I really had the change to play the SNES game. Maybe a Heroic Timing ability, go show up when and where needed?

>>50452569
... I've officially been Jumping too long. Your pet sounds both cute and entirely too comfy as a hat for my sanity to be anywhere near normal anymore.

>>50453330
Oh, whoops. How about... [No Rest For The Wicked]?

>>50453394
Y'see? This is why I said to remind me. I don't remember what I had for lunch yesterday, let alone something I posted weeks ago.

Yeah, I'll do it.

>spoiler
Good idea.

>>50453249
Stands can be a part of you, too. They don't all have to be humanoid.

>>50453394
>spoiler
Isn't that would would already seem to happen from your perspective?

>>50453292
Basically.

>>50453539
>Isn't that would would already seem to happen from your perspective?
I think it is normally just that your thinking/reaction speed is just fast enough to keep up with your speed, you still perceive the world in real time even if you can keep up with things that are really fucking fast (like you with the power). If you perceived the world as going that slow all the time every few seconds real time would feel like an hour to you.

This would be pure torture if it was always on but the ability to do it when you want to could make for some cool experiences.

>>50453536
Yeah, you should be clear with that one.

>>50453539
>Stands can be a part of you, too. They don't all have to be humanoid.
Good to know.

>Isn't that would would already seem to happen from your perspective?
I think he means where you could just walk around at what seems like normal speed while everything else is frozen around yo-

>>50453637
Oh you mean the ability to adjust your reflexes and perception regardless of how fast you're moving? Yeah, you can actually do that. I'll clarify that, too.

>>50453645
Alright, sweet.

>>50453695
So we can control the degree our speed affects things? Like having a super speed poke to the forehead knock someone to the ground instead of either being a normal poke or going straight through their head.

>>50453292
Yes, but with more green.

>>50453292
See, now I want that Hercules jump some anon was talking about making.

>>50453854
Sure. At least, with practice. Maybe not straight away

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>>50453902
>Hercules jump
There's all kinds of great reasons to want and take a Hercules jump.

>>50454125
this looks shopped I can tell by the pixels

>>50454125
>that face
She's not one of them.

Sassy new best friend Hades, on the other hand...

>>50453695
Would the following be an accurate interpretation of Super Speed under the affects of Rouge Powers?

The world sometimes feeling like everything has slowed down when you didn't want it to and occasionally breaking things due to accidentally trying to use them at mach speed?

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>>50454125
I just want to hang out with Hades, personally. I'd grab a gif of some his better moments, but they're all tiny.

>>50454158
This.

>>50454175
Sure.

>>50450982
Yeah. The only limit is that it doesn't exceed 30 feet in length and 10 feet in width.

>>50450397
Evolutionary Divergence. If it worked like that then every alt form would let you eat another Devil Fruit, and personally I don't think it does.

>>50453911
Is JLD almost done? What other changes do you think there'll be from the one posted in thread?

>>50454539
What about an SB (Sacrificial Bestowment) loop?

>>50454641
No idea. I don't know how the perk works in detail because I don't like the way it functions, maggot/worms can stay away from my eyes thank you very much.

>>50454641
That wouldn't change the fact that having multiple Devil Fruits causes you to explode. The limit isn't that there's no way to acquire multiple Devil Fruit powers, the limit is that doing so is lethal. To get around it you need a scheme to protect you from overloading power, not a scheme to gain more powers.

>>50454738
>having multiple Devil Fruits causes you to explode.
No, it doesn't. /Consuming/ multiple Devil Fruits does, but SB skips the consuming step.

>>50454870
You're still taking it into your body. So you're getting that Devil Fruit goodness from a magic parasitic worm injecting it into your brainstem instead of biting down on it. It should still apply. Devil Fruits are magic, you don't even have to actually eat the thing to get the effect. Just taking a bite, not even swallowing it but just biting into the fruit, can transfer the sea devils (or whatever really makes it work) into your body. It isn't like this is some chemical in Devil Fruits that needs to be processed by the stomach for it to be poisonous.

So while we're talking about One Piece, can anyone tell me what the point of the Low-Power Supplement is? It fiddles with pricing and restricts your purchases... because reasons? It reads like glorified house-rules to be honest, desu senpai.

>>50454962
It's a hold over from very early in Jumpchain's existence, when jumpers were presumed to be low powered entities, if you can believe it. Back then, people thought the One Piece jump gave you too much power, so a low powered version was made.

>>50454960
I dunno, mang. The Curse is removed post-jump, so if you wait you'll be transferring curse-free fruits.

>>50454870
Now you're trying to use semantics. Far as I know consuming multiple is dangerous not through the act of doing so, but through the result: multiple Devil Fruit powers within the one body that conflict.

You could try whatever Teach did, but having the energy of multiple fruits in your body seems very dangerous.

Try to get some perks to protect against internal energies before you go around saying you can have different fruits.

>>50454997
Doesn't it only remove the curse on one's you've already eaten? It'd kinda suck to find out that yeah, you could eat a second fruit, but you'd be permanently stuck with the downsides.

>>50455030
Yes, so you couldn't eat a second fruit, but the SMT perk would transfer fruits without the curse. Of course, I don't think that the exploding part has anything to do with the curse, so...

>>50455030
Presumably, yes, but this >>50455041 .

And it's not like there aren't ways to remove curses in the chain.

And there's the reason One Piece got brought up today.

Taking a betting pool, what other old jumps are going to get brought up for shit-slinging?

>>50455139
I could bring up Gundam SEED, if you'd like? The creator just took some of my casual suggestions for items and copied them word for word into the document. It looks really sloppy, more like an early WIP than a finished product. Fucking fix that, SEED Anon.

>>50455139
Overlord

>>50455177
SEED Anon's disappeared from fucking everywhere, even SB.

>>50455139
>And there's the reason One Piece got brought up today.
You're just as bad as the shitposter, assuming you're not him.

>>50451492
For one of the 400cp perks, maybe something about the remnants of ancient or fallen civs seeing you as a successor to their legacy or something, like the luminoths. Or maybe just a really good "gets along with aliens they've never met" perk.

>>50455191
Can I edit it, then? I know, I know, it's taboo to edit someone else's jump. But the part I'd be editing is technically my writing, not his. My shitty, off the cuff writing that doesn't belong in a finished jump.

>>50455209
Honestly, it probably is. He's trying to foster division and censor discussion of any jumps so that there's nothing here but targeting new jumps like FLCL and GHQ.

>>50455139
Guy who brought up Buffy yesterday - I'm not the Janitor, I've just been marathoning the series and wanted to make a Chain based on it only to go "wait, what?" Don't give in to paranoia.

Unless you're our pet troll, and you spread the paranoia when you're not getting enough bites. In which case, what the fuck?

>>50455248
Its not your jump, so no.

>>50452060
Because both you and the jumpmaker are powerwankers.

>>50455139
Golden Sun.

I want to see that kinda.

>>50455329
Aw. So my hasty work will be forever preserved. Oh, well.

>>50455362
Honestly though, what's stopping someone from trying to do what Alex did at the end of GS2 and just teleporting away immediately after?

>>50455420
Well, given that Alex himself was a teleporter, and a flyer, it's possible that the Wise One was suppressing those abilities so he couldn't escape. On the other hand, Golden Sun is very inconsistent with Alex's powers in the first place, and it's entirely possible he just forgot he could do those things.

>>50455495
>was suppressing those abilities
So, get Drain No and you'll be fine?

>>50455505
Yeah. Though like I said, you might not even need that.

>>50455420
Nothing but your own power.

The Wise One is only like as strong as a volcanic eruption, probably.

>>50455552
It was a pretty badass eruption, though. Scattered psynergy stones across the entire eastern hemiplane (it's a flat world, so no hemispheres), based on how many people in distant locations have stories of "magic rocks fell from the sky and gave me psynergy powers". It just didn't hurt anyone on the ground. I guess the Wise One focused all the power of the eruption to go upwards, or something like that? Maybe that's the real reason why the world was doomed to freeze to death. It wasn't anything to do with lighting Jupiter Lighthouse, it was just because there was a giant ash cloud in the sky blocking sunlight.

>>50455608
>it's a flat world
Speaking of which, I wonder what would happen if you flew off the edge. Would you just be floating in space, or is it more of an FF3 type deal, with an actual planet underneath?

>>50455747
Well, the world's surrounded by waterfalls, so there is gravity off the edge. No clue what's beneath, though. I always kind of liked the idea that the water circulates back up down below and rises up from vents in the bottom of the sea, and that's one of the reasons why Alchemical power is needed for the world to survive in the long term. The mystic engines that drive the upswelling are running down, just like how the edges of the world are starting to erode and the continents to shrink.

Can I pod the Master from Actraiser, or is that too overpowered? He has the role of God, but he doesn't seem to display that level of power. He just seems to have the power on the level of Belmonts or Link or something. I just think him being abandoned at the end of Actraiser is too sad an ending, even if he's happy about it because it means his beloved humans are safe.

>>50455918
If you can convince him, I don't see why not. Remember that his power directly corresponds to how many people believe in him, though, so he's going to be awfully weak when you take him with you. Best candidate for the Sword of the Cross I've seen in a while, though.

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>>50448707
Twin Mabari Hounds. They are the cutest things, because they are Dogs. People like Dogs.

>>50453292
Close enough.

>>50455918
I mean theoretically you can pod anyone unless stated otherwise so yeah, go for it

>>50455938
>>50455951
Cool, works for me! Also, definitely using that Sword of the Cross idea.

>>50450083
It's entirely up to the author, but I think the consensus is that only sapient pets count as companions. So a dog isn't a companion, but a Temple Dog is. As for taming instead of purchasing pets... That's where you need to just make shit up.

Maybe house rule that you can only tame animals if you've purchased storage space for them? Not necessarily pods, but one of those habitats you can buy.

Tell me about your podded companions, /jc/. What the weirdest person/thing you've got podded?

>>50456334
Well, I'm podding the Master >>50455918. That's pretty weird.

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As I believe I have fixed the major issues that were raised last time I posted this, I shall be putting it onto the Drive if no violent objections are raised. I could probably put it on there now, but I wanted to make sure everyone had a chance to look it over.

FLCL Version 1.0
- Literally nothing has changed from last time.

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>>50456750
Not, but really. Seems fine.

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>>50456750
DID SOMEONE SAY VIOLENT OBJECTION?!

Nah, I kid.

>>50456334
Well, not podding, but I plan on Blue Feathering every component soul of every canon Yozi (there are supposed to be some extras that we just never see, so GMs can invent their own if they want) in Exalted. By my math, that requires around 2800 Blue Feathers at most (15 established Yozi, with the amount needed for each Yozi being 1 Yozi + X Third Circles + 7X Second Circles, where X is a number between 1 and 23, so maximum total of 2775 Feathers), so I can build up enough with Cheat Moding a Feather every month for 23 jumps. I plan on then importing the Yozi into jumps where I can get them psychological health and overall mental quality of life perks, so as to fix their trauma. Giving the Ebon Dragon such perks might just cause him to explode, though. I should probably give Sacahveral a destiny-defiance perk, too, so that he can wake up. Or the ability to sleepwalk, do we have any perks for that?

>>50456834
You're planning on MARRYING all of them?
That sounds like total bullshit.

>>50456834
You're gonna marry 2800 people?

>>50456834
I admire your tenacity, yet question your sanity. And endurance.

>>50456921
Oh, yeah, I am NOT looking forward to convincing all of them. That's why it's "planning on" instead of "already have done", I'm still figuring out what perks I'd need to get them to go along with it. The Infernals jump will help, it has perks for both understanding Yozi well enough to manage their psychoses and neuroses, and for seducing them. Still going to need a lot more than that, though. Some sort of perk to prevent yanderes from killing me is practically necessary thanks to Adorjan, for example.

>>50456940
No, don't be silly. Many of them are actually geographical features. This is going to be so much weirder than just marrying 2800 people. I'm going to be married to an infinitely-large desert, a sea of acid, a city, a giant upside-down tree made of mercury...it's gonna get crazy.

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>>50456986
I have just the song for you, Anon!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO5y2O_hv3I

Seriously, good luck. It's not -impossible-, but I look forward to hearing about the attempt. Fight on, brave anon.

>>50456986
>a giant upside-down tree made of mercury
Hot

>>50456986
Isn't Malfeas supposed to be the size of Jupiter?

>>50456986
Don't forget the living tornado that will want to torture you for all eternity, out of love.

Waifuing Adorjan is a BAD idea.

So, uh, Exalted. Never touched the stuff.

With that in mind, it really doesn't seem like something you can grasp very well with a quick summary and seems to have a ton of mechanics. Should I just not bother with the jumps? The concept seems cool, but I'm not willing to learn an entire system and a ton of convoluted lore just for a few jumps.

>>50456986
Wouldn't the vast majority of them immediately agree to marry you if you told them that it would let them escape from hell?

>>50457033
I've heard conflicting quotes on how big he is. It's kind of hard to tell, given that he's four-dimensional. He's definitely at least Earth-sized, though.

>>50457038
No, I didn't forget her. Like I said, she's one of the cases I'm going to have the most trouble with.

>>50457033
>Isn't Malfeas supposed to be the size of Jupiter?
What? No, not even close. He isn't even the same size as Creation, which is around twice as large as Earth.

Hell I don't think he's as big as the Blessed Isle. There is just conceptual fuckery going on with yozi world-bodies, which is why it ALWAYS takes exactly 5 days to go anywhere from Cecylene, from anywhere.

You could walk out of Malfias and into Cecylene, but if you want to go back it'll take five days.

>>50457056
I think it's worth it, but I'm biased since I like Exalted's lore.

>>50457070
Yeah, probably. It's less about convincing them to marry me and more about me surviving them marrying me.

>>50457056
Might not be worth it. It's one of the more escalation and lore-heavy of tabletops, and it's also a complete nightmare to sort through it. I think the only reason I can vaguely comprehend it is that I was one board with it once second edition first became a thing. Even then, I lost interest in it years ago. Hell, my interest in DBZ has lasted longer. I think I just kinda burnt out on it when I realized how long third edition's release schedule was.

Still want the Solars jump tho.

If it's not your cup of tea, it's perfectly understandable. It can be a trainwreck in...a lot of places. Also, kind of dangerous to jump in a lot of places, depending on the where, when, and why.

>>50457086
Creation is actually slightly smaller than Earth. It's just that it has a balance of sea to land that works out better for humanity. Earth is 70% water, Creation is about 40% water.

As for Malfeas's size, any given layer of him is the size of the Blessed Isle. But all the layers are coterminous with Cecylene, because geometry is fucked up in that place. So it's hard to say how much inhabitable space he actually fills.

>>50457056
Exalted gets bogged down with a lot of terminology, but at heart the setting is pretty simple.

It's Conan the Barbarian mashed together with Romance of the Three Kingdoms, set in a world where the Chinese Celestial Bureaucracy is real, except Conan is superman and all the nobles are avatar benders. There's a ton of lore about which ancient demon lord was fucking who in the timeless chaos before the universe, but that doesn't really matter.

>>50457125
And don't forget that Super-Conan is the reincarnation of one of the kings of the Ancient Precursor Civilization, which got overthrown because they tried to make the pre-Fall Eldar look prudish. The bender nobles are the descendants of his old servants, who shanked the king because they were tired of him making art pieces out of their organs or what not. And if you're not careful, you'll someday get just as crazy as he was.

>>50457125
>Chinese Celestial Bureaucracy is real
In a very shallow fashion I suppose you could say this is true, but by and large it's better just go call it a Celestial Corporate Structure.

>>50457213
It's a Celestial Bureaucracy, it's just a very poorly managed and corrupt one. Back when it was working right it was closer to the version in Chinese myth. These days it's every god for himself, because no one wants to wind up in the slums (oh yeah, Heaven has slums) like all the other destitute gods who no longer receive prayer.

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>>50457200
If there's a Super-Conan, does that mean that there's a Super Red Sonja? Cause that'd be pretty awesome if that was the case.

>>50457256
There's an entire playable splat of Super-Conan, so yeah. It also covers Super-Sherlock Holmes, Super-Zhuge Liang, Super-Merlin, and Super-Moses.

>>50457256
Yes, many of them. Both in the abstract sense of hot barbarian babes and the more specific sense of there being powerful redheaded warrior women. Lot of hot redheads in Exalted. Just stay away from the Scarlet Empress and her family, they're all shit.

How's this for a stand idea?

It can make anything plausible happen as long as there's a good excuse for it to happen. Examples would be making an old man having a heart attack (To borrow from Death Note), making someone trip on a banana when they're walking while they're not looking, and stuff like that. Can really only do plausible stuff as long as there's a good reason for it to happen

>>50457316
So basically just probability manipulation?

>>50457283
>>50457293
So which version of Exalted have them? Are they a feature in every box of Exalted or is it just certain sets? Do we have that Exalted yet? I am suddenly excited for Exalted.

>>50457293
>the more specific sense of there being powerful redheaded warrior women. Lot of hot redheads in Exalted
Sold.

>>50457399
It's less "What version has redheads?" and more what location.

Redheads are most common in the North (Conan-land), Blessed Isle (China), and not unheard of in the West (Polynesians and zombie fetishists).

>>50457403
You and me both, anon. I jumped the fuck outta Magi.

>>50457399
That's the Solars, which Wukong has a claim on. The Dragon-Blooded, which we do have a jump for, work sort of similarly, but they're much weaker and make of for it with themes of teamwork, family, and elemental power. And more genereally every Exalt type has a set of powers that make them really really good at mundane shit, it's just that the Solars specialize in human excellence.

>>50457450
>I jumped the fuck outta Magi
but why

>>50457399
Pretty much all of them. I mean, anyone can Exalt (Celestial Exaltation, that is. Terrestrial and Alchemical are inheritance or artificially construction, respectively). But Dragonblooded are probably best for that. Not many Dragonblooded barbarians (though they exist, they're called "Lost Eggs"), but lots of Dragonblooded warrior women. And most Fire Aspect Dragonblooded are redheads. Even some non-Fire are, too. Mnemon and Tepat Ejava are Earth and Wood, but they've both got red hair. Though they're related to the Empress and are therefore, as earlier stated, shit.

>>50457438
And the South, where elemental mutation from exposure to the Elemental Pole of Fire means you've got a lot of people with dark skin and red hair.

>>50457113
Don't forget that Szoreny's fetich is a mirrorverse of all Creation AND Malfeas, Qaf has never been fully surmounted because distance upon him is measured in enlightenment, before being mutilated Adorjan's predecessor Adrian stretched out far enough to see a glimpse of her own transformation into a Yozi, Kimbery can drown universes, Cytherea created all the Primordials except Oramus using a big bang-like burst of essence and Isidoros' black hole boar form is just an avatar for a midnight universe so dense it'd squash Malfeas.

>>50457359
No, plausibility. Different from probability.

>>50457457
Hot stronk redheads in togas.

>>50457455
Any word on how Wukong is progressing? Could you visit those areas in Mortals?

>>50457457
What part of hot redheads do you not get?
Note I am not that anon, and I have no interest in Magi(it's shit, way to fuck up an Arabian themed fantasy). But I have to admit, hot redheads have me tempted.

>>50457464
The South is kinda a bad choice to hang out, though. Not a lot of stable or tolerable places to live there. It's a shame because a Middle Eastern/tan chick with red hair would be exotic.

>>50457516
It's not all bad. The Lap is nice. Gem is okay if you ignore its memetic super-doomed status. Chiaroscuro isn't the worst place around if you can stay out of the civil wars.

>>50457498
They're not really "areas". Most Exalt types have their own "home base" (Abyssals have the Underworld, Infernals have Hell, Sidereals have Heaven, Lunars have the Wyld, and Dragon-Blooded have the continent at the center of the map which is the capitol of their empire) but mostly everybody is all mixed together in Creation trying to push their own agendas. So you can meet any of the splats or visit their homes.

The only exception is the Alchemicals, who live in a dying sci-fi alternate universe and who are probably going to break through into Creation soon. You'd need powerful out of context dimension hopping to get to them, because the Unicron-like Primordial who is their universe set up powerful magical seals to stop anyone from following him when he ran away from the Exalted.

>>50457516
That's kind of something you can say about the entirety of Creation, though. It's got to be an unstable and shitty place, because if it isn't there's nothing for the PCs to do. Every direction has to be filled with plot hooks, so there's a lot of nasty shit going on.

Would the NO channel perk let you use normal NO if you can figure out how that works?

>>50457564
Speaking of Autochthon was it ever explained why he's slowly dying or how to stop it?.

>>50457600
Whoops meant to link to>>50456750

>>50457564
And as a Mortal you wouldn't have anything to do with any of them?

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What's the best gift you've ever given your significant others, jumpers?

>>50457613
It's just in his nature. Autocthon's always been sickly, some mishap when he was assembling himself together in Divine Ignition that left him full of cascading failures. Back when he was in Creation he had access to the endless resources that its link to the Wyld provided, so he could keep himself in good shape. But now he's sealed himself in his own pocket dimension, and is running out of spare parts. You stop it just by giving him resources, that's all he needs. Curing it permanently so he can exist on his own would probably require you to do something like the Viator of Nullspace was planning before it got on the "invade Malfeas and kill the Yozi for being assholes" idea, taking him apart and rebuilding him into an entirely new configuration. Whether you could do that without causing identity death is unclear, though.

>>50457613
It's part of his themes. He's smarter than all the other Primordials because he can understand crazy, unhealthy ideas like death. Normally, he was able to fix or kill the parts of his body that were overcome by his mad genius and turned on him, but he set himself to standby mode and trusted his subsouls and the Alchemicals to keep his body in working order. He overestimated them and how much power he was going to get out of his plan to fatten up human souls before sucking the energy out of them, and so now he's getting overrun by his illness and running out of power to keep his body running.

>>50457665
Myself.

>>50457613
Being always curious, he tried to alter his nature to study death. This infected him with the voidcancer that plagues him with horrifying biomechanical abominations. It's implied the Viator is one of the most powerful manifestations of this, or maybe the "patient zero" of these things, since prior to meeting the Ebon Dragon he was trying to turn Autocthon into a Neverborn and he claims to have been handcrafted by Auto.

There aren't any clear solutions, mainly blecause Auto's too unconscious to explain them. Killing all the Voidcancer would probably be a good start. I think the Eye of Autocthon might be able to revive him as well, according to one sourcebook I can't quite remember.

>>50457654
Well, if you live anywhere under Realm control, you'll probably run into a Dragonblooded eventually, though you're unlikely to get into trouble with them. And if you take certain drawbacks you'll have to deal with the other types. But for the most part, Creation is big enough that you can avoid Exalted-related trouble. Thought without Exalted around to scare them straight, you're going to have a lot of spirit-related trouble.

Could I use Stellar Fusion from Worm to make a baseball sized star, keep it in the null heat field so that it doesn't radiate heat, and then use it like a rasengan?

>>50457742
Yep. Sundancer has been seen to do exactly that, even if she prefers to fight at range given that she doesn't have any defensive powers. But getting into melee with her is a very bad idea.

>>50457756
>said the unnamed anon

>>50456750

You keep calling me unnamed Anon in notes.

I feel hurt

>>50457773
YOU SAW NOTHING

>>50457755
Awesome, probably not the most practical use for it but it certainly would be a fun one.

>>50448707

I'm surprised that most people don't mention Rover, the bacon-loving pewter dog that you get for being victorious in the Monopoly jump.

While he's not technically a companion, the brave little fella has been quite helpful on numerous occasions. Just about all of my companions spoil him rotten, and my Kancolle gals in particular are fascinated with him.

I have other pets, but Rover is one of my oldest.

So, other than depravity and stuff isn't the reason Dark Eldar don't do the soulstone thing simply because they CAN't because, while for a regular Eldar their soul would go to Slaneesh, if it wasn't for the soulstone, after death... the Deldar feel Slaneesh's pull constantly?

Would it be possible, through many charisma, diplomacy and such perks along with psychology perks and a way to get rid of said pull... redeem Deldar? Or is it literally an ultimate lost cause

What would happen if you used Magicka Revive on someone who you Merge+Aspect Manifested with? Would you explode in a rainbow of spiritual energy?

>>50457472
I'm not understanding the difference. Things would already have to be possible in order for them to be plausible, so you're taking something that's possible and forcing it to happen. Ergo, probability manipulation.

>>50457841
Yes. That's exactly what happens to the canon user when someone tries to steal one of his component souls.

>>50457665
>inb4 the one anon who keeps posting the Great Stonkin' Tits image

>>50457831
>Redeem
They don't deserve it.

>>50457857
That's not very nice.

>>50457831
>Would it be possible, through many charisma, diplomacy and such perks along with psychology perks and a way to get rid of said pull... redeem Deldar?
Why? No, really. Why the fuck would you want to do this?

>>50457842
I think he's going at it from a conceptual/human perspective. An old man having a heart attack might be plausible (in that any random person wouldn't think much of it), but if that old man goes to great lengths to keep his health in check, him having a heart attack anyway isn't necessarily likely.

>>50448707
Most of my companions are uplifted pets, and I keep a Rancor in the trapdoor. Sometimes they freak out but other times they are cool with that.

>>50448801
Recettear gives shops, so does Animal Crossing and Mad Men

>>50451845
Since that jump is made is the DC Mystic jump still jumpable?

>>50457665
Immortality, like the one I have

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>>50457856
You say that like it's a bad thing...

>>50457831
Yep.

Nope. The issue is less one of morality, and more that Slaanesh is a psychic leech only staved off through pure edge. If they stop doing what they do, they get nommed because they didn't sign up for psychic rock phylactery healthcare. Unless maybe, and this is a big fuckin' maybe considering their whole species was collectively made into Slaanesh's special friend, they hang near a ridiculous psychic powerhouse on the level of Emps or those crystal trees Farseers turn into. Or the opposite, like one of the Necrons' anti-psychic machines.

I think it's possible, but it's harder than, say, killing Scion if you only had Skitter's powers. I think ASA spliced anti-madness wavelength into their souls way back, or something. Basically you need a way to sever the psychic connection Slaanesh has to them, so you'd be indirectly pitting yourself against a Chaos God and it's probably going to give you its' full attention once it finds out what you're doing.

Jumpers, what are the most bullshit forms of immortality you can obtain in the chain? I want to hang around and mock the cosmic entities of a few settings without fearing for my life.

>>50458024
>what are the most bullshit forms of immortality you can obtain in the chain?
None of which will allow you to do what you're asking until post-spark, that's for sure.

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>>50457856
>>50458001
What are the best perks for handing out Great Stonking Tits?

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>>50458024
you can obtain that goal without immortality by foresight, science and balls of solid neutronium.

>>50458088
There's a perk in Black Dynamite that lets you make elixirs that change the size of body parts. You can even get them to only affect a specific demographic if you want to spike the malt liquor/water supply.

>>50458088
Biomancy, any magic that can transform others really.

>>50458088
Are they your tits or the tits of others?

>>50458024
Shapeshifting + sharingan + lots of body/spirit boosters (for the chakra).

Abuse the fuck out of izanagi while using shapeshifting to produce additional eyes to sacrifice. Stand next to "insert god here" while repeatedly poking him in the face, when he smites you he'll discover that you're now standing on the other side of him while annoying him in a new way.

>>50458134
Unless they're a god whose domain includes illusions, in which case turning yourself into a living illusion will make you more vulnerable to them, not less. Really have to pick your targets carefully with that trick.

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When a jump gives you something and tells you to pick an animal for a theme or power, what types of animals do you tend to pick?

>>50458134
Naruto isn't anywhere near cosmic.

>>50458047
There are ways to kill high level cosmic entities that are available pro spark, ask ASA. I just want enough survivability to screw with them without fearing for my life.

>inb4 "Become powerful enough that they just put up with your presence due to fear."

>>50458184
Fish, usually. I like fish.

>>50458176
This desu

>turn into illusion in front of Dream of the Endless
>he patiently explains he holds dominion over all Naruto fanfiction ever written, yet to be written and COULD be written, and just gave himself all the self-inserts' powers

>>50458125
>Target a specific demographic
>Give huge breasts to all women except the completely flat ones

>>50458220
>Right before you're destroyed, ask him why he made fanfic suck so much

>>50458184
Was that posted by god?

>>50458184
Birds mainly. Soecifically birds of prey. Being able to fly under your own power is an immensely useful ability to have, especially if it's in a form that raises no eyebrows. The usual benefit of enhanced senses, usually vision but also smell and hearing, also help. Plus, birds are cool.

And even when I don't go with a bird, it's usually at least something bird-like, see Jurassic Park.

>>50458197
True but unless the cosmic entity in question has a way to deal with an obscure and completely out of context way to negate damage it should still work.

So just don't use it when dealing with a god of illusions or anyone like that.

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>>50458203
>There are ways to kill high level cosmic entities that are available pro spark
>ask ASA

>>50458224
Cancer survivors will be pissed.

>>50458203
Is ASA really that OP?

>>50458268
No, he's just good enough at stringing around random metaphysical jargon that when he says he can do something, no one's willing to wade through his explanation to check if it really works.

>>50458268
>>50458281
>One minute apart

>>50458281
To be fair if you can combine the metaphysics of 600+ different universes you can probably flip the laws of reality the bird.

>>50458266
I assume that demographic targeting is based on genetics, so women who aren't naturally flat would still be affected.

>>50458294
Man, that is weird coincidence. I'm actually not replying to myself, though. I know I can't convince you of that, but it's true.

>>50458305
Yeah, probably. But I just find his way of handling it to be incredibly annoying. I mean, he might not actually be powerwanking. He probably isn't, if I'm being honest. I have no way of checking it, though. He puts so much effort into making his plans such that it requires a lawyer to verify them, it's made it so that every time he posts asking questions about metaphysics I start dreading whatever convoluted plan he's going to come up with next.

>>50458134

Related, what perks are there other than izanagi to turn yourself into a living illusion/make illusions real?

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>>50458224
> Inverse Disgaea

>>50458246
Where's that pic from?

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>>50458184
Rabbits. Always rabbits.

>>50457093
So what perk (or other method of personality editing) are you using to ensure you will be romantically in love with them?

Or are yozi your fetish?

>>50458507
Blue Feather never says it can't be a marriage of convenience. Just that it has to be a "special someone". The Yozi are certainly special to me, even if I don't love them.

That said, yeah, it's totally my fetish. Taking the former masters of reality and making them my waifus and husbandos? It's wonderfully transgressive.

>>50458349
You realize this is true for pretty much everything jumpers do right? The more convoluted plans and combinations are, the more obscure settings they use, the less likely that anyone will ever try to criticize them.

Most power combinations that do get criticized then to be from very well known settings, like big shounens or capeshit stuff, but if you combine stuff from like 30 different obscure settings, most of the time everybody will just go "oh huh, ok".

It's the same thing with jumps. A jump that's only 5 pages long will likely get more critique than a jump that's 50 pages long, just because most people can't be bothered to read all of it.

>>50458668
I know, there's just something about the way ASA handles it that really annoys me. Maybe it's just because he was the first to take it that far, so I wasn't jaded to it.

Cool Cats if you're here may I suggest you take another look at your DC jump at some point? There are some issues, possibly due to it being rather old, that could due with addressing.

While not to the extent some people have said there are a few options that are disproportionately better than everything else.They aren't too overpowered considering it is comics DC but they are far above the other options in the jump.

>Power Ring gives you the higher end of a comics GL.

>The mortal line appears to make you a combination of comics Batman and Lex Luthor.

>Rise the Demon looks like comics Etrigan, who can go toe to toe with the likes of Wonder Woman or the boy scout.

>>50458692
>Power Ring gives you the higher end of a comics GL.
Isn't it funny how people who don't know about Green Lantern complain about it being the low end? Killawog's a badass, I don't know how some people can think otherwise.

>>50458708
Indeed, while I dislike hard caps on principal this one isn't all that bad. You probably won't reach it for a long time anyway.

>>50458349

Personally, my measuring stick is pretty simple - once a Jumper passes 200 jumps in their chain, as long as they can give some sort of rough narrative for how they are doing things, I'm not going to worry about badwrongfun or rules lawyering, much less be annoyed by any convoluted methods. You could do almost anything with pure power alone at that point, not to mention 600+ jumps.

I've actually tried understanding some of his more complicated combinations, and while I don't always fully comprehend them or agree with the method, they don't seem like bullshit to me either. I just chalk it up to me being not very clever or creative, since I prefer simpler solutions to problems.

Violence, seduction, friendship, and massive amounts of bullshit tech/magic seem to work just fine for my purposes.

>>50458692
>Options that reference characters or the setting as a whole are more powerful
>Options that give specific numbers are weaker
>in an early jump
Color me surprised /sarcasm

>>50458692
>Hey let me just invalidate builds that are 500 jumps old
Now that's good bait.

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>>50458732
Honestly Kilowog level isn't that much of a hardcap. He's directly below the human lanterns who're all special snowflakes. Except maybe the newest two, Baz & Jessica they seem to be pretty incompetent as far as GLs go.

>>50458819
You do know it's possible to update jumps without breaking builds right? Cats in particular is rather good at it.

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>>50458822
Yeah, mate. Kilowog's pretty ridiculous. It's not even really a cap to be honest, desu senpai.

>>50458857
I'm sure most of them would just be grandfathered in anyways, seeing as most people wouldn't bother to rework a build that long.

>>50458885
>Grandfather
Not valid.

>>50458692
>Rise the Demon looks like comics Etrigan, who can go toe to toe with the likes of Wonder Woman or the boy scout.
Yeah, but you're essentially tuning loose a demonic Chaotic Neutral Supermanwho only slightly aligns with your goals. So there's that.

>>50458875
kill yourself powerwanker, you can't do that.

>>50458910
It's really up to the person making the chain to decide that, not the jumpmaker or anyone else.

>>50458910
K

>>50458926
You're not even trying. At least be a little creative or try to make it sound like a semi-valid argument. Just saying "you literally can't do exactly what it says you can" is a terrible argument and an insult to everyone who's ever shitposted.

>>50458875
Isn't Kilowog basically as string as the Hulk even without a ring, though.

>>50458950
Saying "I can do this because some retard comic writer said I could" is a terrible argument. I say that you're subhuman for saying you can even come CLOSE to hurting Superman with ANY in-jump purchase.

>>50458024
Death in Marvel and DC has been known to show favor to individuals she likes. So, figure out how to crack that code, and give that a whirl.

>>50458974
Hey, hey shitposter. Over here? Wanna buy some Kryptonite? Only 50CP? But that's not all, you can buy perks that help get the Kyrptonite to your foe, or survive long enough to do so, some of which are even in that very same jump.

Get better material.

>>50458927
It is if you want to post it or talk about it.

Gasoline and Gunpowder Esoterica Internalization [400 CP, discount Drop-In]- In your home world, there are fantastic machines called cars and guns which allow mortals to travel at great speeds and kill at great distances without the use of Essence. With this, studying the skills of these things use will allow you to achieve the enlightenment necessary to learn two new groups of Sidereal Charms, ones based on the abilities of Drive and Firearms.

Foreign Constellation Immigration [600 CP, discount Drop-In]- In some strange, alternate versions of Creation, two different constellations hang in the sky, the Comet and the Lightning Bolt. Your knowledge of Astrology will be expanded to include them, allowing you to create Resplendent Destinies and Astrological Charms based on their themes. But your understanding doesn't stop there. Any zodiac constellation that you can study will open its own astrological knowledge to you. This includes such patterns as Libra and Scorpio, or even the Pig or Rat, from your world, or even The Lord from Nirn or Tiamat from Eberron.

Working on Sidereals. I was considering adding a clause to the first perk like the second has that lets you make new Sidereal Charms for new skills, but I'm not sure there are any that wouldn't already be covered by the 25 standard Abilities + Drive and Firearms. What's the thread think? Are there enough examples of things from other jumps that could be additional Abilities to base Charms on?

>>50459002
If you want to make a God jump go ahead, just don't post it here.

>>50458789
>since I prefer simpler solutions to problems.
I think most people prefer simplicity. At the same time in preferring simplicity, it makes it hard to criticize complexity, because most of the time people either don't have the time, the motivation, or the understanding to grasp what the complexity entails.

>>50458680
If you've been here for a year or two and stuck to one chain consistently, chances are you'll reach the same point as ASA eventually. It's just that most people don't post the combinations in their chain.

>>50458024
Get Power Copying from Heroes. Copy Mr. Immortal from Marvel. Dude literally cannot die at all. He's fated to be the next Galactus.

>>50458974
>hurting Superman
Just use magic.

>>50458984
>Castlevania power of dominance
How bad a plan is this?

Also, Fem!Harry with PoD, beating the crap out of death in every setting we go to. Good plan or bad plan?

>>50458974
Okay then, O all-knowing anon, what CAN the ring do?

>>50458692
I do have an update planned but it's mostly for a mass import option and a few more drawbacks. The imaging makes that one a nightmare to edit though as I didn't really know what I was doing at the time (which is more or less the same story with Age of Mythology).

Interestingly enough Etrigan/Drop-In builds are far rarer than any of the other backgrounds I've seen. Guess most people don't want to lose control like that. Lantern Ring is far more popular but it's still not that widespread due to the price and because people generally don't like relying on an object for their powers.

The bit that's arguably lost it's luster is the Alien stuff but that's really more about the upping of strength/durability stuff in other jumps.

People talking about the Kilowog thing, the reason that's there is because human Green Lanterns tend to get new ridiculous powers every now and again so Kilowog was the example of a good lantern that mostly just does lantern stuff. The lantern ring is only there at all because it was in the jump before I inherited it off DC anon who had made a work in process but had put in something they called a Trainee Lantern Ring. The Trainee Lantern Ring never sat right with me as A) it's non canonical and B) in a fight with a lantern or equivalent you'd get totally murdered straight away. Taking stuff out would have screwed with builds so the much maligned Kilowog Klause was brought into effect.

tl;dr: the DC jump is sort of a mess but it's a weirdly functional one which gets a relatively broad range of builds. Not sure I want to start screwing around too much with that particular house of cards.

>>50458822
No arguments here, I don't expect that I'd be able to reach Kilowag's level anyway. I just dislike the idea of hard caps, in this case I only have a token annoyance at it though because Kilowag is fucking awesome.

>>50458916
True, but that still makes the perk significantly more powerful than most of the others. It is fine in terms of the power it provides relative to the setting, its price, and the negative inherent to it but compared to most of the other perks available it is just better.

>>50458974
Arguing that he's not as capable as he's shown to be in canon is kind of a retarded argument.

>>50459014
You can literally buy Kryptonite in the jump, how does that add up to making a god jump?

Look, I'm done being baited here, have fun being a piece of shit.

>>50459048
Do things like make a green fist or wall. Not let you beat up Superman. Fuck you.

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>>50459043
That's not what I said, and I'm not interested in wanking PoD. Thanks though, here's something for your efforts.

>>50459059
Jumps limit things all the time. I'm limiting this.

>>50459013
Meh, isn't it a sidereal thing not to get new charms?

>>50459051
Eh. I like the lantern option, I chose to be a blue lantern because I really like the idea of them. There are plenty of settings where a blue lantern corps would be awesome.

>>50459013
...I fucking adore that 400er, but I think you're getting a bit caught up in game mechanics.

Past that, I don't think so, necessarily. You could file away a lot of setting unique stuff under its own charm category, but there's good odds you'd end up stupid shit like having Zanjutsu (a Martial Art for shinigami) and Bonesinging (mix of Craft, Performance, and Occult) alongside the vanilla stuff.

>>50459051
The Batman tree is fucking amazing. I get why people would take the other tree, all kinds of flashy powers, but the Batman tree is a top tier foundational / force multiplier tree.

>>50459051
I don't think Alien stuff losing it's luster is because of other jumps as it is because people realise just how badly the Lantern option blows the rest of the stuff out of the water. Yeah you're relying on an item, but you're also getting the equivalent of a bunch of the alien and accident perks at millions of times more power for it. It's just absurdly stronger then the other stuff on offer.

>>50459082
To be honest, that was just a thought that I, well, thought.

As for getting her attention... Well, I know she likes deadpool, so regen perks, 1 ups, and charisma perks.

>>50459073
The Lantern Rings are stated /and/ considered by many characters to be the most powerful weapons in the Universe. There's a fucking reason for that.

>>50459043
>power of dominance
fuck off

>>50459051
I usually go Drop-In with a Lantern Ring, personally. The only thing I'd like better was if there was more magic stuff, but we're getting 3 DC magic jumps, so I'm satisfied.

Though I don't suppose you'll buff the physical abilities some? They re kind of underwhelming compared to most of the jump.

>>50459101
You're being baited.

>>50459085
Ooh, we can limit things that aren't ours now? I limit you to one cp per chain, and you have to take all drawbacks for no cp.

>>50459101
>There's a fucking reason for that.
powerwankers.

>>50459086
Yeah, that's why the only way to get more would be to introduce totally new abilities to get trees, like Shards does for Drive and Firearms. But I wasn't sure there is anything broad enough to justify it that isn't covered by another ability (Lore for hacking or War for video games) or a combination of other Abilities like >>50459093 says.

>>50459100
>"I'm gonna be just like her ex, that'll totally win her over!"
Holy shit, son, put down the romcoms.

>>50459013
Don't Celestial Exalts naturally develop Charms in response to humanly possible skills anyway, as a natural part of how their Exaltation works?

I like the other one though. I wonder what would happen trying to use it in Fallen London.

>>50459085

>>50459112 I support this decision. Anyone else want to join in?

Is Anon Heart around? I was wondering what sorts of things you can get with the Great Beasts bloodlines in Anima? Also, why's Ancient Blood separate from the other bloodlines if they're all 200 CP?

>>50459085
Cool. I'm limiting you from being able to post on here then.

>>50459073
>Do things like make a green fist or wall
Oh? And how do you know that?

>>50459122
How do you think the Angels/Demons would react if I revealed that I can literally just make souls and threw some out there?

>>50459051
Maybe give some of the perks a simple buff to be more competitive with both the mentioned "optimal" choices and the setting as a whole? That probably wouldn't break any builds.

As it stands there are two OTBs (I guess that means 2TB?) in the form of Mortal tree and the Lantern Ring, maybe three if the jumper knows Etrigan's feats.

You know, I just thought of something. Can't you just...you know, take the Lantern Ring off? I mean, that's what Red Son Superman did to the Hal and the other Lanterns. Sure, they're powered by thought, but anyone who can move faster then you can think or who can stop time can just take it off your finger before you can do anything.

>>50459126
Not Sidereals. They have a set pool of Charms based on Abilities and can't make new ones. They can only create new Charms based on astrological colleges or martial arts.

>>50459112
I'll do him one better: I'll limit all his waifus to being 4 foot tall. All canonically giant waifus will be retconned into womanlets.