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Reposting:

Does anyone have the one with the choice of being the champion of lovecraftian horror or a champion of good with the scenario being that they will be pitted against each other?
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Is there even anyone here who hasn't made a build yet?
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>>50286314
I haven't.

Should I, or should I never make a build so as to keep somebody that hasn't made a build?
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>>50286288
Why do they have to fight each other?

Can't they just bond over a shared love of /tg/ stuff and a shared dislike in fighting as proxies for two collossal ancient cunts?
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>>50286322
I can, not ever make a build, so that you can, anon.
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>>50286509
No need to go Superfly with it, anon. We can both just not make builds.
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>>50286604
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>>50286629
>>50286604

YES! Thanks anon
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>>50286314
I think the other comfy one is generally comfier but I could give this one a shot.

Metal Cubes

Touch Me, Touch Me

200% Comfy
NormieStation
Fully Loaded
FUCKING NERDS
/lit/ As Heck
L-LEWD
Auto-/ck/
/o/ hell yeah
Aesthetics

/out/

Companions
I will have 1 cute kitten and 1 adult bronze dragon.
Also some sort of wish-fulfillment waifu character, of course.

Be The Girl (free shapeshift, nice)
Lesbify (16)
Redesign (14)
Very Own Soul (13)
Last Resort (11)
HQ, HQ (10)
Still Alive (8)
Believe It (7)
Stylish (6)
Multiply (5)
Charm Cognition (3)
Size Up, Size Down (2)
Min-Max (0)

So, definitely very powerful and a lot of free stuff. I like that /o/ hell yeah is the sort of thing I wouldn't have really bothered picking but hey since I have essentially unlimited free time here I may as well pick something I totally don't do in real life. Actually it may be totally worth picking Reality Convert in that case but I'm not sure what I'd drop for the points. Maybe give up Aesthetics? I'm not sure what the extent of aesthetic changes I can make without that option. Also since /out/ is reworkable I'm not going to commit to anything here. No idea what I'd like it to be anyways. Probably a small-ish island with a lot of coast and sea for my cool dragon bro.

Now I kinda want to plan out my building and outside space, but it's probably better left vague. More comfy to not have to obsess over it.
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>>50286314
>Freebies: All
Best plan. I can disable them at will, so that's perfect.
>Room Type: Other
Imagine a studio apartment crossed with a gamer's basement, plus an assload of beanbag chairs everywhere.
>Entrance Method: Touch Me, Touch Me
Best choice.
>Physical Items: [/lit/ As Heck], [FUCKING NERDS], [/diy/ zone], [NormieStation], [Gaymen Piisii], [Video Games], [Auto-/ck/], [200% Comfy], [Stronk Gear], [Aesthetics]
Relax when I want to, eat whatever I want to, run out excess stress, and pillows for cuddling on a thick carpet? Hell yes.
>/out/: Basically the Rocky Mountains, but the night skies are clear half the time and stormy as hell the rest
MAXIMUM COMFY
>Companions: [Custom Character], [Another One], [Fluffy]
The character I've been coming up with in my head since forever who may or may not end up being a waifu, bros from various media, and a playful cat. The basics cover "litterbox," right?
>>Abilities/Extras: [Min-Max]x8, [Be The Girl](not actually being a girl), [HQ, HQ], [Very Own Soul] x2, [Reality Convert], [Charm Cognition], [Aether Orchestra], [Stylish]
Cat and friend get souls, and the rest is just for fun (although Reality Convert lets me take anything I build with /diy/ out for a real-world test drive).
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>>50273878
Is there a sauce on the artist for Steroids?
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>>50286263
Bamp
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This used to be posted every thread, might as well bring it back for one.
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>>50286920
It's Beautiful Boxer, by Artgerm. Found it on DA.
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>>50286314
Does 200% comfy include pajamas and hoodies? I feel like it should even though there'd be a bit of an overlap with /fa/bulous. But the latter includes a huge amount of other, unnecessary, uncomfy clothing as well that I think they can be safely separated.
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>>50286996
pajamas, sure.

Hoodies? No. I recommend you bring your own hoodies if you don't want to buy /fa/bulous.
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>>50286604
GODS- ELDRITCH HORRORS ARE FAGS

ZEUS-I CAN SHOOT THUNDERBOLTS OUT OF MY DICK, JUST LIKE IVE ALWAYS WANTED

DEVINE PHYSIQUE- CHAMPION GOTTA BE HUUUGE

REGENERATIVE HEALING- A LITTLE DISMEMBERMENT CAN'T KEEP ME DOWN

INSPIRE- IM FUCKAN ZYZZ BRUH

ELEMENTAL AFF- BURN THE HERETICS IN LIGHTNING AND FIRE- FROM MY DICK
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>>50286978
Can I extend Ichi's power to my friends?
WE ARE NUMBER ONE
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2/2
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>>50286604

> Patron god: Nyarlathotep

> Powers: Regenerative Healing, Iron Will, Spectral Form, Plot Armour
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>>50286604
>The Eldritch Horrors
I surrender to the madness
>Yog-Sothoth
Control over time seems like a very useful ability
>Divine Physique
Gotta be in top physical condition in order to kill the servants of the gods
>Spectral Form
You can't kill what you can't touch
>Entropic Aura
This and my ability to speed up time means everything I touch turns to dust in practically a moments notice
>Plot Armor
Because sometimes you just need to be a little lucky.

Squadrons will wither into dust just by standing near me, and though champions may be immune to me aging them to death it won't stop me from slowing them down as I pummel them to death in a completely incorporeal form.
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>>50287471

> Squadrons will wither into dust just by standing near me, and though champions may be immune to me aging them to death it won't stop me from slowing them down as I pummel them to death in a completely incorporeal form.

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> ... pummel them to death in a completely incorporeal form.

> pummel them

> completely incorporeal

...

What?
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>>50286314
Freebies: All, obviously

Room type: Other. Pic related. Nothing says /comfy/ quite like only having a ½ inch plastic window between you and infinity.

Entrance Method: Touch me.

Physical items: Auto-/ck/, Jam session, 200% Comfy, NormieStation, GaymenPC, Stronk Gear, /diy/ zone, /lit/ as heck, /o/ hell yeah, L-LEWD (dont judge), Ocean Man, Aesthetics.

Abilities/Extras; Be the girl (I wouldnt actually be the girl, but a physical remodeling would be nice.), Interbot 9001, Very Own Soul (for the waifu), Reality Convert, Last resort, Attractive Forces, HQ HQ, Skinship, Never Let Go, 2 Birds 1 Soul, Multiply, Machine Learning,
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>>50287650
says I can effect objects while incorporeal. If not then I just pop out of ghost form, punch them a few times then hop back into ghost form
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>>50286314
Me. I just can't decide between a giant monolith flying through endless chaotic ambiance, a dream cafe app for profit and blackmail, some sort of magical realm where I breed an immortal army to take over the world or pic related.
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>>50287826
No! Bad anon! No taking over the world using your comfy powers!
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>>50287915
I know right? Why take over the world when you can abduct everyone and imprison them instead so you can use them as fleshy toys.
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>>50286314
Room Type
A fantasy tavern sort of deal, lit by lamps and a roaring fireplace that never gets hotter than "uncomfortably warm."
Entrance Method
Knocking a specific pattern on any door will turn it into a door to the Zone until it next closes.
Physical Items
>Auto /ck/
>Jam Session
>Normiestation
>Gaymenn Piisii
>FUCKING NERDS
>/lit/ as heck

/out/
Something resembling the Irish countryside, particularly at it's most rainy and miserable. It's constantly late daytime, but due to the rain it never gets too bright to sleep.
Companions
>True Love
>Fluffy
Extra
>Redesign (15)
>Very Own Soul (waifu, obviously) (14)
>HQ, HQ (13)
>Machine Learning (11)
>LESBIFY! (10)
>Charm Cognition (8)
>Attractive Forces (7)
>Simply Explain It (6)
>Multiply (5)
>Lasting Effects (3)
>2 Birds, 1 Soul (1)
>/d/ enchant (0)

Probably my favorite CYOA. Gives you enough points that you don't feel limited, and yet all the options sound so good you want to take all of them.
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>>50286604
Shub Niggurath, my wish would be a sorting of souls that sends each individual to the realm most likely to fullfill their wishes. Note that this is not Magical Realm wish fulfillment but rather a setting created by one or more Ancient Ones.

-Vermin
-Spectral Form
-Nox
-Toxic
-Enthropic Aura
Death comes to all. Either they will succumb to poison or they will rust away to nothing. Numberless swarms of vermin will blot out the sky. And one of them, a very lucky one, will be carrying the deathly bite of entropy. So fry 90% of my forces, if you so desire, for the 1% you didn't hit will be carrying a blowtorch right into your house of cards. Checkmate.
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>>50286604
>>50286629
Side: The Gods
Patron: Marduk

Powers:
Element Affinity: Waterx4


None can contest my control over water.
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>>50287650
Ancient Ones that crush the frames of mortal minds, ain't gotta explain shit.
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>>50288203
Anon why do you need so much water manipulation?
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>>50288596
So I never suffer from high sodium intake as I shitpost on the internet of course :^)
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Old garbage, Ima make some new waifu cyoa or something this weekend. any suggestions?
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>>50288681
oh boy, it's my turn to suggest stuff
cyberpunk waifu CYOA
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>>50288681
Fae waifus.

Ver dangerous.
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>>50288681
C R E E P Y
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>>50288681
Music Genre Waifus.
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>>50288751
>green hair
>creepy

I don't actually know anything beyond this series, except it's apparently creepy just how hard Midori there on the right is making my dick.
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>>50288751
This anon gets it
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>>50288596
Maybe he just wants to take a really satisfying piss.
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>>50288751
ディス、マイ ニッガ
creepy is love、creepy is life
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>>50288796
I know nothing of the series either, actually. Just that I really like creepygirls and have collected some art over the years. I like to pretend that the green-haired chick is purely human physically, but is actually the most psychopathic of the group.
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>>50288681
Several hundred waifus, husbandos, and daughterus. Each one seemingly perfect. Include options for building an ideal house and ones for choosing the readers ideal location.
then piss everyone off by killing the reader and their earlier picks unless they choose to allocate a vast majority of their points into surviving a particular threat. Make it cost more points to save the waifu/husbando/daughteru/house. I'm talking no mercy. Go all out with problems, dangers, and threats. Make life unlivable unless they are removed. Leave them with barely any points left over after just barely surviving. Force them to abandon the ones they grew to love in the first half of the cyoa
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I'm reposting Cursed by a Fairy because I didn't post my built at the time.
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>>50288880
>>50288890
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>>50288751
Those are tortured, undying zombies from an utterly doomed world, not your waifu.
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>>50288922
>implying
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>>50288922
But that's why they're waifus??
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>>50288953
>>50288959
Why invest your heart in what you cannot save? There is no rest for the damned.
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>>50289039
We are all damned and cannot be saved anon.

You might refute this, but think about you, you're on /cyoag/.
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>>50289053
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>>50288880
>>50288890
>>50288914
Intensity
Many Mini – 8

Good Look Charm – 13
Anti-Curse – 16
Fairy – 30

I’m interested in Fairy for the magic. IF Fairy makes me a girl, than I would change that option to:

Comforting – 19
Tiny Tools – 24
Regen – 28
Nimble – 30
Journey to Fairy Kingdom

And finally, the most important choice – Myia.

In the fist versions of the CYOA I could only think of taking revenge on the fairies that cursed me to such small size. I was going to make my whole build to have my revenge. But that just sounded tragic, not fun. So in the end I didn’t post anything.

But the possibility of having Myia changes this completely. First I would like to say that it’s very nice to have this options, as it was one of the possible medical procedures that she could go throw in branching hearts.

Myia is really great. I choose intensity and anti-curse to not only to be able to drink with Myia, and other things, but to avoid some of the negative effects from it. Good look charm is pretty obvious, might help with money too, since miya complains about it to certain degree. Many Mini also help have more work done, and learn more (specially magic) faster. This, with fairy, maybe I can put some helpful curses so she can enjoy herself more, too.

Comforting was almost exclusively to make her less sad. (And increase my chances with her).
Tiny tools and regen are just the obvious.
Nimble I choose more for the stamina than for the speed…

Journey to Fairy Kingdom because it looked like it would be most helpful to understand my situation.

I didn’t bother, in case I couldn’t be a male Fairy, to pursue immortality in another way, as Myia should have access to some orb of life. It’s also nice to imagine that some clothes from Myia might have come from Mavelina.

In short, in the end everything was all right, and the fairies (or beri) are wisest that they may seem at first look.
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>>50288878
Chill the hell out, Satan.
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>>50289321
Anon just wants to take it out on everyone else here for having feelings.
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>>50288878
This sounds like a mistake similar to one I've made before.
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Did I dream this, or did Slut Life anon say something recently about picking it back up and making an update?
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>>50289359
He did.
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>>50288880
>CURSE: Wild Magic
Oh boy, here we go.

>BOONS: Notice Me (27), Adjusted (25), Iron Grip (22), Escape (18), Squishy (15)

Neat.

>>50288890
>RACE: Beastling [rat] (6)

>MORE BOONS: Nimble (free), Animal Friend (free), Fireproof (4), Giant's Appetite (1), Bit Bigger (0)

>ACTIVITY: Explore the Sugar Fluff Kingdom
Nice place.

>>50288914
>CARETAKER: My own family

I have to go back. My father's spent too much of his life on this for me to leave him thinking I've died.
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>>50289777
I hope that hamster enjoys his meal.
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oh boy I can't wait for highlander to post the new text traveller^^
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>>50289882
I can't wait for Italics to post the new pokemon personified expansion since Sun and Moon came out today.
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>>50289919
Oh! I'd like that too!
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>>50289104
Reminder that you can't have overlap with curses and anti-curses (e.g. can take Effeminate for one and Intensity for the other, but not Intensity for both).
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>>50289947
My only hope is that Italics includes the remaining seats in the cyoa. Also all the missing abilities and other stuff that wasn't added-in.
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>>50288851
Couldn't you make the CYOA yourself? You have the art and the interest, the rest can't be that hard.
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>>50290183
The rest is literally the only part that is hard. Art is everywhere. If you don't have interest it's not a problem in the first place.
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One of my recent favorites
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>>50288880
>Curse
Shrinking Violet
>Perks
Android+Pop Glide (-10)
Anti-Cuse (Effeminate) (-3)
Vitamin C (-5)
Talent (-3)
Tiny Tools (-5)
Escape (-4)
>Scenario
Introduce Ver to Technology
>Caretaker
None

Gonna go hang out with one of my best friends and be a tiny robot. I'll have really good vidya skills with a non-interface reaction time so I can finally git gud with my mmo rotations - I just hope that by attaching myself to them I'll still be able to find a party despite being a shrinking violet. Also I was already decent with thread and needle and now at my size I can add the most intricate details to stuff - too bad only one person'll be able to check out my cosplay.

And then when they're not around I can help Ver with tech, though as I become more accustomed to being an android I anticipate much shenanigans where I somewhat forget about using physical interfacing tools. Whoops.
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>>50290195
So your interest isn't big enough?
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>>50289957
Eh, I guess I read wrong. I though I only could take the anti-curse of the curse I got.
Well, no problem, I just change Intensity for Shriking Violet.
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>>50288880
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>>50290004
>Italics makes new expansion
>All of the new ones are cucks.

How mad would you be?
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>>50290495
And here's bestgirl mystery box.
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>>50290495
Well, Italics isn't a cuck. So he would never make cucks.

I wouldn't be mad if he did.
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>>50290501
>best girl
Yacatect pls
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>>50290640
>So he would never make cucks
Anon, I have bad news for you.
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>>50290784
Pasille never slept with the previous Hero.
Havel was abusing his waifu and so she ran off with Rome.

No cucking.
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The classic
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>>50290723
Jure please.

There's no need to be upset. Second place is nothing to be ashamed of, especially when Yacatect is so marvelous and wonderful.
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>>50286604
Gods: Vishnu

>>50286629
Divine Physique
Regenerative Healing
Iron Will
Energy Conversion

I don't think any of my opponents are capable of exerting 5 kilotons of force, which will be awfully tragic when they're trapped in a bubble, unable to affect me before I convert their electromagnetic bonds into kinetic energy.
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>>50290991
Ekehatl is better than both.
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>>50291414
>Used goods is better
Italics go back to lurking.
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>>50290495
Ehekatl's clearly the best choice for remaining on Earth. Which I'm going to do, because fuck Elona. I'd die so quick.
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>>50291440
I haven't played Elona in forever, but I don't remember Ehekatl being used goods.

I remember that an enemy made a lucky shot on her and she mewmewmewed the entire area to mincemeat, but nothing really used goods-ish
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>>50286604
Meh, I'm too lazy to fight gods and shit. Oh, I know!


The Gods, Odin.

Iron Will, Spectral Form, Shapeshifting, Healing

Can I grant a lesser version of odin's gift to empowered, how is it lessened? An answer a week or something?
Otherwise, I might swap healing for sigils and give the empowered that ability instead.


But yeah, knowledge is power and I went more or less full defense. I'll just get intel on all the enemy weaknesses and pass it along to my allies. I'll constantly be hidden or changing disguises otherwise. Lower risk linebacke support role.

The only forseeable problem is mostly if I can't prove my identity to my own team-mates if they decide to distrust me/my information. But shapeshifting can help fix that if it's common knowledge among all champions that only god-champions can take a mythological creature form, so if I use that form to give them information in person it mostly solves that and prevents an eldritch from pretending to be me and seeding fake info.
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>>50286314
I've made a build, but I haven't posted it yet I don't think.
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>>50290964
Titles:

Gravity Adept
Thunderer
GhostWalker
The Meteoric
The Slayer

Item:

Accessory: A ring
Properties: Vampiric, Spiritual.

Top-tier troll build. Through the location-finding power granted to me by Slayer, I'll hunt down other Artifexes. Meteoric for travelling to the location of one, or several, and then I'll use Ghostwalker to descend underground in an incorporeal form and get close, within five meters. Then my accessory will start doing its thing, making the target artifex lose blood through all of its orifices (most terrifying weapon imo, can you imagine losing all your blood through your nose, mouth, ears and unmentionables all out of nowhere while five orbs of light are circling you, blinding you?) while I will channel lighting strikes from the heavens to strike the target. Gravity Adept will be used to troll the fuck out of the target. I can control the direction of gravity in a volume ten metres wide. It doesnt say though, how fast I can change the direction. Have fun spinning around as I change the direction from down->left->up>right>down and so forth while lighting strikes are summoned down from the heavens. The way I see it, the only counter to the build is Saint, to bring me out of the ground (even if that does not save them from the pain I'll inflict) or Traveller, to teleport away to safety.
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>>50292596
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>>50291731
Ehekatl and Kumiromi were a thing until Ehekatl mind went full cat
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>>50286604
So you can use the power from Amaterasu's Yata no Kagami to return the eldritch champions to their natural forms, ie. regular humans?
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>>50291440
>a woman who's not a (physical, emotional, etc.) virgin is worthless
>disagreeing with me makes you a cuck
What is this, Uganda?
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>>50293203
Even worse, /cyoag/.
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>>50293203
Didn't you know? 4chan is owned by Uganda!
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>>50293203
A woman who cares more about a previous partner than you is pretty shit desu.
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>>50293203
>>50293235
this

I wouldn't even bring it up here if I were you. It just starts up the wheel of pointless arguing and statements of "facts".
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>>50293244
That's patently obvious, anon, but it doesn't address the issue of wether anybody deserves to be called 'used goods' because of a prior relationship.

Try not to use red herring arguments
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>>50293317
Everyone always cares about their first relationship the most, anon.
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>>50293360
citation needed.
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>>50291457
But you can just crawl out of your grave if you die.
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>>50293527
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>>50293506
>>50293527
>>50293538

Quick, someone post the Bug one
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>>50293360
My first relationship was garbage tho.

My third one was the one I remember most fondly.
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>>50286978
"Sen" is mentioned twice, on page 2 and 5.

>Man
>Hon
>Gen

>Ima
Hold on I'mma have to stop you here... does this shit guarantee me sleep?
>Onna
>Ta(beru)
Huh. Those last three ones are everything I could ever ask for.
So I don't have to eat, sleep or go to the bathroom (well technically I still need to sleep, but I get to skip ahead of wasting more hours trying to sleep than I spend being asleep)
>No(mu)
>Sen(pai)
>A(u)
I'm gonna spend my day with senpai.
>Taka
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>>50293579
Too lazy

I like it tho
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>>50287220
DUKE - 750 & 50

FOES: Karkas, Jigger, Theia (+140I - 190)

PraetorH10 25 t=25
(CS: 1 - ES: - TE: 1 - SU: 1)
Lucia White - 25 t=50
(CS: 1 - ES: - TE: 2 - SU: 2)
Doctor Bosen - 25 t=75
(CS: 1 - ES: - TE: 3 - SU: 3)
Pilot A - 30 t=105
(CS: 2 - ES: - TE: 3 - SU: 4)
Nadja - FREE
(CS: 4 - ES: 1 - TE: 4- SU: 5)
HellHound - FREE
(CS: 6 - ES: 1 - TE: 5- SU: 5)
Georgia Lorents - 30 t=135
(CS: 8 - ES: 1 - TE: 6 - SU: 5)
Eva Gamma - 20 t=155
(CS: 9 - ES: 1 - TE: 8 - SU: 5)
CaladriusA5 - 15 t=170

BONUSES ACHIEVED:
2 free agents
1 Free Battleship
Halved Destroyer, Cruiser and SS batch buy
5 free techs
all ship upgrades free

FLEET:
- all fully upgraded free since batch bought
Battleship x6 - 150 (1 is free)
Siege Ship x10 - 60
Destroyer x30 - 120
Cruiser x40 - 150
Transport Ship x20 - 120

Yacht - 5

TOTAL = 605
FINAL FLEET SIZE = 107 ships

ARMIES:
Armoured Regiment 10K- 50 + 15I
+antigrav 5
+enviroproof 5
TOTAL = 60 + 15I

DOMAIN:
Asteroids - 5
+mines (5)
+science station (5I)
+propulsion (25)
+comnstruction yards (25)
+defence platforms (10)
+interior cities 15
total upgrades = 85

FINAL POINTS 0 & 0

TECH: (5 free + 1 from station + 3 base = 9 total)
FTL Inhibitors
FTL Sensors
Efficient Kinetics
Improved Alloys
Refined Energy Weapons
Smarter Missiles
Heat Transfiguration
Active Cammo
Medical Nanobots


>inb4 you're doomed
Yeah, this was just an exercise in trying to make a wacky build.
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>>50293663
You're not a duke. You're a rouge warlord ensconced in your mobile fortress(es?) surrounded by your soldiers and ships, and a thorn in the side of the major factions as they struggle for dominance.

This isn't necessarily doomed, but it certainly is FUN(tm)
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>>50293764
The way you put it does make it seem very fun.
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>>50293579
Sure
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>>50293824
I really like these companions. Which one is your favorite?
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>>50293839
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>>50293764
>a rouge warlord
But I wanted to be a chartreuse Warlord
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>>50293839
Probably Edlin.
I love the knight archetype and I also have a special place in my heart for mentor characters.
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>>50293895
Blame my lixdesia.
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>>50293317
Used goods is used goods. If you like used goods, then good for you; you have a ton of women to choose from.
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>>50286604
>>50286629
>Vishnu
Holy shit this is kinda OP
>Divine Physique
Get swole
>Iron Will
Can't stop won't stop
>Sword Birth
I am the bone of my etc.
>Telekinesis
Can't dodge ten swords

I'm just a fucking anime character
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>>50294023
Let me cut out all the fallacies there.

>Used goods is used goods
Tautology

>If you like used goods
False Dicthomy, either I like used goods or I agree with you, and you have yet to show that used goods is a category you can put people in.

That leaves us with:
>Good you you, you have a ton of women to choose from.

Thank you anon, I'm glad you admit your irrational, perfectionistic opinions limit your ability to achieve happiness.
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>>50294130
Ah, I must correct myself, I meant to say loaded question, not false dichotomy.
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>>50294130
>he thinks women bring happiness
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>>50294172
No, but happiness might be found with a woman.

Go back to /r9k/
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>>50294191
Nice tautology, nerd.
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>>50293360
In what universe do you live that people pine after their Middle/High-School relationships? Unless embarrassment/shame still counts as caring...
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>>50294191
But what if i can't find a woman?
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>>50294172
>He hasn't been with a woman and doesn't know that they do.

I feel bad for you, famalamadingdong
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>>50293928
kke
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>>50294239
Cute enough guys work too.
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>>50294218
Wrong again, professor. I was correcting your mistaken assumption. You said I said women always bring happiness, but I said I said women can be a source of happiness.
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>>50294239
You become Highlander and give yourself to autism.
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>>50294267
>You become Highlander and give yourself to Kit.

Fixed for you.

No need to thank me.
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>>50294265
Enough of your argumenteum ad nauseam, pleb.
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>>50294285
Highlander is a muslim Lesbian. Unless Kit is also a woman, then I don't see how that could be possible.
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Is there an easy way to reduce a file's size without affecting the quality much?
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>>50286604
Yoh-Sothoth

Devine physique
Regenerative healing
Aural affinity
Energy conversion

I can create any type of energy anywhere with sound
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>>50294365
Depends on filetype and such. If you're using JPG, try lowering the compression a bit.
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>>50286314
>>50286314
I've always had a build, but never bothered posted it

>All freebies
>Room Type: Log Cabin
>Entrance Method: Other: JJBA stand
Close range punchghost named「Hardware Store」that has entrances to tiny pocket dimensions littered across its body. (Manifested as literal pockets, the pocket above its heart leads to the chill zone) is effectively a humanoid bag of holding.
>Physical items (12-2+3)
Everything on first two rows, plus /fa/

>Companion: True love

>Abilities/Extras (17)
>Be the little girl, Redesign, Lasting Effects (4)
Permanently shift my body into a more /fit/ version of myself
>Your Very Own Soul (1)
Give to true love
>Reality Convert (2)
>HQ HQ, Machine Learning (3)
Free tutoring anywhere
>Size Up Size Down (1)
1. use DIY stuff/standu to make cool miniature battle arena
2. Invite people over
3. Shink everyone
4. Have coolest paintball fight ever
>Min-Max (6)
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>>50294365
>>50294392
Sorry, meant to say "increase compression" or "lower quality" or something along those lines.
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>>50294395
>never bothered posted it
Fug, I meant "never bothered posting it"
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>>50294406
Yokay. Thanks.
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>>50293506
Can I use shape mimic to make a larger-sized snapping shrimp claw? I think that would be pretty OP.
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I really wish we could stop naming this general different things. "CYOA General", "/cyoa/", and "/cyoag/" are frequently used, let's just pick one of those and stick with it.
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>>50294567
What the fuck does it matter, really?
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>>50294567
It doesn't really matter what it's called as long as the name contains"cyoa".
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Standardizing is hard with a gaggle of anons, and besides, as long as the title includes the string "cyoa" I can find it in the catalog, so it isn't a biggie.
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>>50294488
Don't see why not. You'd still have to get into melee range, and it's not like some of the other magics can't combat against that.
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>>50294395
love your size up size down idea
you could build all kinds of cool shit
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>>50294694
You want some more fluff buddy?
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>>50293824
I wanna be a spider!

>Movement
Crawling
Wings

>Abdomen
Webs

>Misc
Fangs

>Skills
Stealth Mastery
Melee Combat
Survival
Light Magic
Politics

>Special Items
Chrysalis
Silk Clothing

>Companions
Travin
Vizera
Lomee
Creach
Irikav

>Quests
Colossus' Treasure
Moth Ball
Hive War
Spider Queen

Choosing just 5 companions was tough. I really wanted the spider siblings and Undoo as well.
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>>50294789
... i wouldn not hate that
i really liked them
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>>50294593
>>50294597
There are currently 18 mentions of "cyoa" in the catalog. It's not like it's a real problem, but there's no reason not to just call it one thing and stick with it.
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I really wanna hug highlander and tell her erverything will be allright.
Seriously, you people need to understand it doesn't matter what you are, but what you make of yourself.
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>>50294567
We have people in this thread with a lot of autism who mess up the name for laughs or because they don't like being a general.
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>>50286604
>>50286629
Eldritch Horrors: Yog'sothoth for that time control
Powers: Toxic and Absolute Zero to be used in conjunction to allow you to freeze shards of aerosolised toxins, plot armor for plot armor, and Devine Physique for the hardiness.
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>>50295182
Honest question: Do women actually masturbate with those?
I just don't think they look all that comfortable.
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>>50295201
I have seen the proof and can tell you yes, they do. It's like a big stylised buttplug, essentially.
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>>50295201
Not many, they're more for novelty.

The only people who buy these things are furry women and men who either think it's funny to own weird sex toys, or who don't care how off something feels because it fulfills their fetish.
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>>50295101
Nigga I just checked and there's five threads.
Just five.
And each one is for something separate.
If you're not illiterate then you'll be able to tell which is which.
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>>50295216
But do they do it because it's pleasurable, or because
>lol so quirky look at me dragon buttplug XD
>>50295226
I can get that, I guess. Not that I understand furries at all.
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>>50293203
Hi Italics.
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>>50295182
for perspective, and because i've seen one of those irl at my friend's house, the smallest one is the size of an adult man's pointed hand. which makes the largest about the size of a horse dong. bad dragon never changes.
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>>50295230
What catalog are you looking at, exactly?
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>topic is going glacially slow

I guess all the homoposters got temp banned. RIP.
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>>50295300
You're problem is you're being an idiot and not using the search whatsit in catalog, you're just doing ctr+f, which is dumb.
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>>50295310
What do you want to talk about, dear anon?
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>>50295336
That's true, I got used to doing that years ago and never stopped.
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>>50295310
Did they? This is a golden age then.
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>>50295342
Not homosexuality, I like not being banned.

Is there any interest in a Sunless Sea CYOA?
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>>50295386
Sure.
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>>50295386
>Sunless Sea CYOA?
Ah yiss.

But please don't cocktease me anon, I'm still waiting on the touhou cyoa.
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>>50293203
This
fuck guys, this is the internet, 4chan at that even, and the act of despoiling, corrupting and claiming all that is pure might be exhilrating, but can't we take a moment to admire the filth we create in instead of extending the borders of our mire?
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>>50295386
What is it?
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>>50295386
Any particular reason why Sunless Sea specifically, and not just Fallen London in general?
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>>50295386
No, I prefer CYOAs that don't rip off a game/movie/show. Why would I do the CYOA when I can play the game instead? A game has actual mechanics and gameplay.
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>>50295310
They did, one is a friend of mine.

I think it was like 3 days or something
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>>50295386
>>50295422
I was thinking this myself.

>>50295419
It's a game. Look it up on steam.
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>>50286604

>Vishnu
>impermeable

Wouldn't you like suffocate if you were in one of those
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>>50295702
I suppose you'd have to be quick to put them up then take them down in that case. not as op as everyone else is saying if you die because you left one up when you went to sleep.
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>>50293824
>MOVEMENT: Crawling
>ABDOMEN: Shell
>MISC: Swimming

Need a ride across the water? I can do that, aye.

>SKILLS: Dew Magic Mastery (4), Beast Taming Mastery (2), Survival Mastery (0)

>ITEMS: Incense Lantern, Stag Beetle

This is my kit, and boy the things I can do with it.

>COMPANIONS: Toap, Undoo, Vizera, Zhay, Yveece

And everyone can pair off! Neat.

>QUESTS: Tiny Giant, Visitors, Scarab Temple, The Great Cold

When winter comes. When thrones are idle. When the brave, they cower under eyes of blue. The rising roar. The endless cycle - turns the darkest myths of yesterday to truth.

But perhaps the Scarabs left behind relics that drew on the Sun's warmth for power. More than that, the Colossi know how to make fire. Our shrunken ally may be able to provide us a proper shelter once we use the power of the ancient artifacts to restore their true size. I suspect the Visitors are responsible for his being shrunken - so we will deal with them via careful diplomacy, or the might of my magic if they prove hostile.
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Does anyone have that one with six classes where you pick skills from the class and some from a class similar to yours? It has a white background
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Is there still a resolution limit on this board?

Know they were all bumped up years ago and I've not hit an error since, but is there still an upper limit?

Working on something where pages are currently 1800x7000, which is bigger than anything I've made before, and don't want to make this and find it won't upload.
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>>50287220
I hope I got the math right on this one. In my eyes the most OP build I could make.

Duke
750 Dpts +225 (975)
50 Ipts +225 (275)

Agents: Ipts cost: 175
Steph Vox - 15
T/E
Lucia White 25
SU/T
Doctor Bosen 25
SU/T
Ikari 25
C/E/SU
Nadja 40
C/S/T/E/SU
Dmitri 15
E
Pilot A 30
C/SU
Hellhound (Free)
C/S/T
Zephyra (Free)
Psy
-
Total stats: 4T 4E 5SU 4C 2S 1PSY
Bonuses granted:
Combat: 1 Battleship free
Espionage Cost of Alliances -20
Tech: 5 Free Level One tech
Support 2 Free Agents

Allies (80 to spend, costs -20)
Duchess Sonya (30)
Countess Florissa (20)
Rathe Manufacturing (5)
Cherry Halliday (5)
Captain Sasha (5)
Umwe Bahaddin (5)
Ghami Delaré (10)

Enemies: (+225 pts)
Baron Gregory + 15
Alexander Jatyss +10
Gilbereth Ertin +10
Margrave Neht +20
Duchess Mirja +30
Archon Karkas +40
Jigger +50
Theia +50

975
Stellar Remnant; Neutron Star 75
Exotic Physics Station
Antimatter
Science Station (5Ipts)

Brown Dwarf 40
Pressure Forge
Science Station (5Ipts)

Megastructure; Dyson Sphere 300(550)
Hypernet node (5Ipts)
Defence Platforms (5 Ipts)
100 Construction yards 250

Fleet:
1 Cruiser + All upgrades= 65
1 Battleship + All upgrades= 45 (ship free from bonus)
1 Dreadnought + Upgrades= 150
Shields, teleport, hospital, Drone hangar, Drop pods, PDT, EMP, Anti-cloaking, siege weaponry, integrated jump gate
Jump Gate 20
2x Science Vessel 20+10
Improved labs

Free technologies=14 (3 (base) + 5 lvl one (bonus) + 4 (science vessels) + 2 (Science Stations))
Level one (6)
Improved Alloys
FTL Sensors
FTL Inhibitors
Refined Energy Weapons
Efficient Kinetics
Smarter Missiles

Level two (8)
Pocket Universe
Industrial Antimatter
Antiquagma
Gridfire
Strong AIs
Ultradense Materials
Hard Light
Particle Locking
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>>50295983
http://imgur.com/a/HpEne
Here
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>>50296055
So the idea here is to build my Dyson Shere inside the pocket universe. Since I dont have any star, both my Brown Dwarf and Neutron Star will be rogue, and by each one I will keep a Jump Gate. Another Jump gate will obviously be inside my pocket universe, and the fourth will be at an arbitrary strategic location near one of my enemies borders. The way I see it, having Theia, Karkas and the Jiggers in play at the same time is not necessarily a bad thing. The other enemies are meh-tier. The three main enemies all seem like they hate eachother, so essentially this would be a free-for-all, where I will attempt to stay out of harms way, since my fleet is so tiny, until my 100 construction yards at the Dyson Sphere can manufacture more. Since I have standard template on my cruisers, it will take roughly 9 months for one yard to make one cruiser, but unfortunately my battleships will take four years to complete. Thus, my construction queue will be as follows, 75 yards on cruisers, 23 yards on Battleships and 2 yards for Dreadnoughts. My technology is very advanced, with both Particle Locking creating a very strong defense, and antimatter+gridfire making both propulsion and ordnance massively improved. Until I can construct more ships, Sonya will be the first line of defence, with Sasha the pirate harassing enemy lands and ships. Florissa and her power armour regiment will be my land force, since I dont own any myself, going in after I win the space battles and devastate any defences. I chose Cherry Halliday and Ghami Delaré for information and cultural advantage, and I can use Umwe to feed my enemies disinformation.
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>>50288880
>>50288890
>>50288914
effeminate
squishy (3)
balanced diet (2)
peace perfume (5)
comforting (3)
Fairy (14)
anti-curse for effeminate
visit the flora sisters
cressela
Wander around with cressela, cheering people and comforting them along the way. peace perfume and comforting should help make that easier, while squishy will protect me from, well, being squished. It would make for an enjoyable life - traveling and helping others.
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>>50296041
10k * 10k, 8mb. Them's the limits AFAIK. The resolution you're using should be just fine.
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>>50295386
>>50295412
>>50295422

Premature WIP update, but it was a crawl through Neathy Lore that inspired me to make this in the first place.

I love me some shapling arts.
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>>50296216
Looking good, reminds me a bit of the Slut Life Exalted DLC thing (what with the colourful descriptions and the otherworldliness of it all).
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>>50296428
>otherworldliness

Thanks. I've been trying for years to make a hybrid between cosmic horror and erotica (cosmic erotica?) that appeals to me.

It works for some kinks better than others, I've found. Maybe this time I'll succeed.
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+20
Form
Horns; Beastial, Carved -6 (4”, Deer, Backwards from front of skull, +1S)
Tongue; Demonic, Saliva, Charismatic -4 (+1D)
Skin; Flesh, Tattooed -4 (80%, +1D)
Ears; Beastial -2 (Large Bat, +1S)
Face; Beautiful, Demonic -3
The Ties That Bind
Stupid Mortal +2
Remaining +1
Page Points +20
Gender Bonus +5
Both 'Extra Points' options +12
Age; 20 -0.5
Height; 5'8” -1.5
Body; Skinny, Toned, Feminine -1
Chest; C-cup
Ass; Firm -1
Improved Anus -1
Futa -3
Dick
(Increase Size; 12”, -1)
Animalstic -1; Horse
Locked In -2
Inflation -2
Incubus Aspects -2
Balls 3x1.8x1.8cm, 13.2mL!
(Increased Size +1x.6x.6, +.6mL/day; -1)
Inflation -2
Animalstic, Beastial -2 (Horse)
Impregnation -3
Breeder -2 (13.2mL!)
Potentx2 -4
Addictive -3
Delicious -1; Chocolate
Territorial -2
Dominant -3
Signature Curse
Lust -1
Slut -1
Fetish, Piss -1
Heat -1
Collared -1
Magic
Demonic
Break Bonds
Expanded Primary Form
Beastial
Trickery
Expanded Form
(“Moderate Sized Bat Ears?
“They look small. Take Large.”)
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>>50294239
Then stop drinking, leave the Blue Oyster bar and go find a bar women hang out in....that isn't the bearded clam.
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>>50295412
Soon followed by the Assless Chaps CYOA..captcha is grASS.
>>
What is overall the best color for the background of a CYOA in your opinion?
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>>50296697

Beige with white text on it
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>>50296697
Depends a little on what kind of CYOA you're making, for example a demonic type ; black/red, underwater; light blue, space; dark blue/black, and so on. Look for what sort of fits in with the general theme of what you're doing. Unless completely in text, disregard white altogether. Yellow and pukegreen too. Above all else, the text must be easily read, so dont make it too similar.
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>>50296697
Dark grey with light grey text.
>>
Was reminded of an old waifu CYOA, where you were given a choice between three or four waifus with particular powers. One was a shapeshifter, another was a telepath, can't remember the rest of the choices. The telepath was mute, only had a telepathic connection to you, and liked to see how your mind worked when doing puzzles and such.
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>>50297120
...and of course I forget to include the most important bit: Anyone happen to have the thing I'm talking about, or know where to find it?
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>>50286604
Speaking of cosmic horror and balance ...
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>>50297241
having a waifu that i cant stick my dick in without losing it is kind of a dealbreaker for me
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>>50295386
Oh yes, always. I'll light seven candles for you. Don't forget, I need to go north!

I'll prepare dinner for you, delicious friend! With the most succulent meat I can get.
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>>50297541
What's the appeal of putting your penis in a waifu anyway?
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>>50297573
Key that can't open a single lock is a shitty key.
>>
Okay seriously what happened to the cyoa that dealt specifically with an eternity of time looping until you become a time wizard. Ive been waiting for weeks.
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>>50286604
>picture of an elder thing under Tsathoggua
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>>50297634
It died. Or the person working on it died. It happens.
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>>50297651
Son of a bitch. It looked like a good one.
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>>50297626
Or it's intended to be decorative. In which case, who cares whether it opens locks as long as it makes you happy?
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>>50294023
I prefer the term "playtested."
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>>50297815
Superficial and empty happiness makes the depression and anxiety worse anon.
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>>50296216
That's ... not what I expected when I read 'Sunless Sea'.

But I like it!
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>>50298063
Sorry about the surprise, I should have been more obvious about the content than just the username.

Glad you liked it, though!
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>>50297573
That's a big question. What's hard to understand about it for you?
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>>50298434

>That's a big question

For you.
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>>50287220
Count
Foes:guild of illumination, Mason and Fox
Allies:Rathe Manufacturing
Overlord:Duchess Mirja
Agents: Brana, Daggs Jenner, Lucia White, PraetorH10, Doctor Bosen, Georgia Lorentz (free), the hellhound (free)

habitable world
cities
mines
spaceport
hypernet node
orbital defences

asteroids
mines
construction yards
interior cities

sunlike star

hot jupiter
science station
pressure forge
exotic physics station

5x destroyers
emp beam
hyperflux shields
5x cruisers
point defense turrets
drone hangar
2x battleships (I'm assuming I can get these free based on how I've interpreted the combat/security bonuses but I'm not sure)
hyperflux shields
siege weaponry
hospital
anti-cloaking array
point defence turrets

anti-ageing serum
medical nanobots
genetic enhancements
self-repairing vehicles
ftl inhibitors
strong AIs
telekinesis implants
ultradense materials
planetary shields
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>>50298480
Confucius say, big question hide small answers.
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>>50298578
Confucius also say man who stand on toilet high on pot.

I think Confucius says too damn much
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>>50298035
If you tie your happiness to other people, you're going to be depressed and anxious forever.
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>>50298709
Sure, but having other people close at hand will make the suffering easier to bear.
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>>50286314
>All Freebies
>Room Type: Other
I want it in the style of an antebellum plantation house
>Touch Me, Touch Me
Convenient, can't be lost, relatively inconspicuous
>Auto-/ck/, Jam Session, 200% Comfy, NormieStation, Gaymen Piisii, The Rest, Stronk Gear, Fully Loaded, /diy/ zone, FUCKING NERDS, /lit/ As Heck, /fa/bulous, Ocean Man, Aesthetics
Honestly, it'll give me a chance to practice a bunch of skills I've wanted to work on but haven't had the time or money, plus infinite time for IRL research AND gaming with friends.
>/out/: Yes pls.
Beach, plantation grounds, Carolina lowcountry. Absolute paradise.
>Fluffy
>Redesign, Reality Convert, Aether Orchestra, Multiply, Machine Learning, Simply Explain It, Min-Max x4

Basically the most Southern chill zone you'll ever see.
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>>50286565
like, an actual lesbian or a 'lesbian' with a penis?
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Finally sat down and broke the back of this fucking Blake's 7 inspired thing where you're a criminal on the run IN SPAAAAAAAAAACE I've had half finished for months now.

There's still a ton of work to do on it, but the skills section which I just couldn't make work is finally in a state I'm happy with (by gutting it, massively simplifying it, and abandoning the 50 images I had ready for just text instead), so it's just the case of actually putting it all together in photoshop now, which is time consuming but at least there's nothing left for me to bang my head against the wall over.

So yeah, protip: 50 skills with three levels each across 5 separate skill sub-categories which link back into chosen origins as well as choices you make later probably isn't a good idea.
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>>50298785
Are there people close in your life and not random strangers on the internet?
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>>50298649
Confucious say, man who dam too much, have enough hate to fill three gorges
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>>50298811

>lesbian
>penis
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>>50298948
>Feminine Penis
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>>50298970

No.
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>>50298988
You prefer masculine penis? To each his own.
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>>50299000
>anon thinks my penis conforms to his cis-scum binary gender system

TRIGGERED
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>>50295253
I dunno, I get scared of the weirdly shaped ones, always fear that they'll get catch me oddly with all those ridges and prolapse my cunt trying to take it out.

I just stick to my glass eggs and magic wand.
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>>50286314

questions: if I bring my phone with my, I assume the internet would not work at all, but how would my clock run, would it slow down heaps?


in regards to some of the choices in physical items, would I get some knowledge of skill with them?


with custom character can I give them skills related or not related to the physical item? like having a jam session with them or painting models
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>>50286263
I convert two magical to an additional miracle.
I convert two mundanes into one magical
A shoulder to cry on - mundane
Lending a hand - mundane, magical
Food magic - mundane, magical, miracle
Healing - mundane, magical, miracle
I'd spend my mornings healing people. Cancer patients, burn victims, HIV and AIDS. I wouldn't be able to help everyone, but I would be there for who I could. In the afternoon and evening I would create food at the homeless shelters and events I would host in lower income areas. I would be connected well enough that I could make the best use of lend a hand.
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>>50299243
All wireless communications into/out of the Zone are redshifted immensely given the time dilation, so it's not that they can't get in (they can, if you take the Instant Hole). It's just that they're no longer able to carry detectable information.

So, what happens when your phone loses cellular service? The clock runs normally. It just doesn't correct itself or check for corrections because it doesn't have anything to check against.

>would you gain knowledge of skill with them
No, but you have plenty of time and resources to learn how to do whatever it is that you want to do.

>can you give custom characters skills
Yep. Part of what I was thinking I'd like to see is someone, for example, spawning in a bunch of historical figures, setting them up to live comfortably in the Zone, and then using {HQ, HQ] to gain all of their advice while running for public office.

Yeah, there's no limit to skill other than, "it has to be somewhat realistic."
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>>50293824

Jumping
Webs
Shell (chrysalis)
Pincers

Chrysalis
Silk Clothing

Melee
Stealth
Ranged
Survival
Growth Magic
Politics

Jaecep
Nogar
Veeda
Zhay
Nok

Dragon's Horde
Cordycep Chaos
Spider Queen
Gang Attacks

Restoring peace to the land, mostly through violence.
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>>50296216
Off to a great start, I really love all the customization involved in it.

The one thing I would say is that it definitely needs some word checking love. Not terrible, but they do stand out.
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>>50296216
A question I do have, will there be multiple limbs and heads to go along with all the other multiples currently available?
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>>50295412
I'm highly considering it, but I may hold it off for a while.

>>50295422
I haven't really explored much of the lore outside Sunless Sea
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>>50298063
That's...not me.
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>>50296216
>>50299570

Great question, I've always wanted 37 penises.
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>>50286604
>>50286629
>Eldritch Horror
Yog-Sothoth
>Gifts
Divine Physique
Spectral Form
Entropic Aura

So overpowered. Ever had an invisible guy accelerate time to make you decay in 10 seconds flat?
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>>50299727

You know, I've always wondered what was the point of all the time powers when all the champions can't die from old age.
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>>50286604
>>50286629
>Patron:
Zeus
>Powers:
Divine Physique
Iron Will
Aural Affinity
Energy Conversion

I am the storm that walks.
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>>50299570
>>50299670
Why not? Consider it added.

>>50299570
What words stuck out to you?
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>>50299852
Well there's what I did with Entropic Aura.

Slowing down time by half is also incredibly useful.
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>>50299883
Damn, forgot the handle. This post is me.
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>>50299890

>Well there's what I did with Entropic Aura

?
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>>50299892

What if I wanted a Human looking dick but with the benefits of all the other forms? I mean, if you take all of them you're penis will look like it's an entirely different creature into itself. Or something.
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>>50299893
>When you wish you can produce an aura of entropy in a 10 foot radius around you. Materials and people around you age *AND BREAKDOWN* at a temendous rate, when the aura is active the effect is doubled for anything you touch with your hands.

Basically: Sure they don't age, but they DO break down (is my understanding). Double that if I touch them, which is made easier by being invisible and slowing down time. THEN, once in physical contact, the effect doubles. THEN double the passage of time for them (and only them). Boom, dead god-lover.
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>>50299360
>Part of what I was thinking I'd like to see is someone, for example, spawning in a bunch of historical figures, setting them up to live comfortably in the Zone, and then using {HQ, HQ] to gain all of their advice while running for public office.
But that's silly.

The overwhelming majority of historical figures would have knowledge and background so alien to the 21st century that any advice they have would need to be taken with the whole damn salt shaker.

You'd be much better off summoning a fictional character that is highly intelligent and lives either in a modern day or near-future setting.

And as much fun as broing it up with Nasu servants and their actual counterparts, or talking about how amazing MILFs are with Benjamen Franklin would be, it's not quite as comfy as living happily ever after with your waifu, head patting and cuddling Sylvie, sleeping in a pile of cat girls, or looking through doujins for heroines who deserved a happier ending than the author was willing to give them.
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>>50299918

I'm pretty sure both of them are mentioned to clarify that people age, and materials breakdown.
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>>50299936
I'll abuse the wording until I can't, anon.
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>>50299627
Here's a good lore source for fallen london:

http://saint-arthur.tumblr.com/

The makers of FL are really stingy about letting lore from that game loose because of fairness issues with premium currency, but almost everything about SS is on the wiki

http://sunlesssea.gamepedia.com/Official_Sunless_Sea_Wiki

If you do make a CYOA covering Fallen London and the rest of the Neath, be sure to add a hideously expensive and punishing option that takes everything a character is, has, and could ever be in return for allowing them to seek the NAME
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>>50299942

For fuck's sake. So until the author clarifies this shit, you'll have people that go, "this is how it is" and then another one, "nuh uh, THIS is how it is".

This shit is so stupid.
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>>50299962
>So until the author clarifies this shit, you'll have people that go, "this is how it is" and then another one, "nuh uh, THIS is how it is".
>This shit is so stupid.
Welcome to /tg/.
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>>50299932
That's why the scenario is for humor and not serious campaigning.
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>>50299962
>>50299968

THERE IS AN AND, DAMMIT!

But really, think of how fun it would be. Walk up to a guy and poke him, and suddenly he's a puddle.
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>>50299975

Having you describe it makes it seem like the lamest super power ever.
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>>50299852
I don't understand why people even bother with it when you can convert a person's binding energy into kinetic energy and disintegrate their skull.
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>>50299992
Lame it may sound, but the results are what matters.
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>>50299993
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>>50299910
I'm aiming for a very un-granular approach wherever I can, because hard limits and the Mythos don't mix well.

If you're worried about your piece coming out looking like it came out of a Bad Dragon catalogue, just take advantage of the potential range I built it, and turn the physical effects way down.

For example, the knot can be turned down to zero, and the spines can be near-invisible bumps.

My question is, why don't you want an amazing mutant dick? Spidercock, Spidercock, does whatever a spidercock does
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>>50300016

I'd rather poke some guy and have his explode into blood. That would look way cooler.

>>50300026

>down to zero

Still, if you minimize all that shit, does it still work like it would normally?
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>>50299975
>Walk up to a guy and poke him, and suddenly he's a puddle.
Well, considering that the alternative is that you walk up and poke him, and he suffers incredible and indescribable pain for ten seconds, then turns into a skellington, puddle isn't too bad
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>>50300036
>>50300044
Okay, describe it how you want, but when it's over there's a dead guy that is like, super dead. I mean come on guys the practical applications of this build are ridiculously effective.
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>>50300026
Spiders don't really have a penis. Typically what they do is secrete a spermatophore and convince the female to shove it inside herself, or use their chelicerae (best to think of them as arms/lips) to shove it up in there.
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>>50300067

There are worse things than death.
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>>50300036
I'm unsure of what you're asking. There's two parts to those options, the physical change, and the incendental offspring bonus. Turning down the physical effects won't have an effect on the bonus.

If you're asking of getting rid of the physical mutations allows you to keep those mutations, you may need to put the Necronomicon down for a while, because causality does not work like that

The best you can do is compromise between how various potential options affect your unit's appearance and function
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>>50300078
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>>50300071
No, no. you've got it backwards. It's not a spider's penis. the penis is a spider
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>>50300067
Not really. Even assuming it works that way, there's like four different "get within ten feet of me and die" powers, and it's not even the deadliest. Not to mention it's easy to counter with Vishnu.
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>>50300116
https://youtu.be/c5Y25FT7DxE
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>>50300116
Wouldn't that cause unimaginable pain and trauma for the person you're sexing?
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>>50300102

You said

>For example, the knot can be turned down to zero, and the spines can be near-invisible bumps

Would the effects of those 2 things still be the same as if they looked normal? Like, if the spines looked as they normally did instead of being near invisible bumps. I'm guessing there's no difference besides appearance.
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>>50300117
Yeah, but Vishnu's forcefields are a really turtle-y power.

They're impermeable. Meaning you can't do anything to anyone outside either.
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>>50300128

If you put it that way
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>>50300128
Not if it's a sexy spiderpenis. Spiderpenii are obsequiously cooperative when it comes to sexings. Warning: DO NOT mistreat spiderpenis. do not feed spiderpenis after midnight. Spiderpenis, is known to cause cancer in the state of California. Spiderpenis does not cause cause cancer in the other 47 contiguous states.
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>>50300175

So if you live in Cali you're fucked?
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>>50300175
What about in Canada? WHAT DOES SPIDERPENIS DO IN CANADA?!
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>>50300175
what
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>>50300175
>Spiderpenis does not cause cause cancer in the other 47 contiguous states.
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>>50300185

It gets cucked.
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>>50300185
Speak fluent french
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>>50300185
It gets really big and occasionally wanders off into urban areas, congregating with others of its kind on lamps at night.
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>>50300198
Don't you you mean canucked?
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>>50300198
>>50300200
>>50300204
That's a lotta side effects.

I'm in.
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>>50300141
Except Vishnu's the one who decides when they go down and back up. It's pretty easy to rapidly put up and take down fields to get around that issue.
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>>50300209
Well, when I finish my game, I bet the way to build spiderpenis would be to purchase spines and prehensile an turn them way up.
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>>50300219
Er... What? The Gods aren't allowed to interfere with the contest, anon.

>>50300225
Hey man, as long as I can fuck sexy insect/arrachnid girls, sign me up for whatever you're selling.
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>>50300225

>that feel when no qt31.4 spidergrill waifu
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>>50300236
As in the avatar of Vishnu. The force field is under his power, so he can flick the forcefield down, unleash an attack, then flick it back up again before his enemies can react.
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>>50300269
tfw when you realize CYOA author intends to include companion section

tfw you read finished CYOA and CYOA author decided to include spiderpenis instead of qt3.14 spidergrill
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>>50288851
echidna from worm confirmed
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>>50299932
>And as much fun as broing it up with Nasu servants and their actual counterparts, or talking about how amazing MILFs are with Benjamen Franklin would be, it's not quite as comfy as living happily ever after with your waifu, head patting and cuddling Sylvie, sleeping in a pile of cat girls, or looking through doujins for heroines who deserved a happier ending than the author was willing to give them.
No reason not to do both.
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>>50300282
Ah, alright. Sorry for the misinterpretation.

To counter that, I would say my original build is perfect. Turn on the aura of entropy, turn invisible, and wait him out. The Vishnu guy can't see you to attack you, and if he just waits inside his bubble until it's safe you can speed up time until he opens his defenses.
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>>50300269
all joking aside, what kind of personality/quirks would the optimal spidergirl waifu have in a lovecraftian setting?
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>>50300295

I don't know, considering the premise of the CYOA, it doesn't seem like companions would be suitable.
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>>50300394
most would be servants, or groups of servants. Some would be superiors. A few would be equals.

I imagine cliques and factions form even in the harems of the Old Ones
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>>50300392
Seeking a submissive partner to carry eggs. Interested in bondage. Bonus points if said partner doesn't die when giving birth. May or may not be connecting reality to the nightmare realms with apocalyptic results.
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>>50300392
superprotective, think overly attached girlfriend, yandere to the maximum.
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>>50300418

It's just that, you're basically angel/a dick for some godlike... whatever. I can't be bothered with reading the rest of it right now. You're basically a sperm bank as a dude, I guess? I really don't know what you think companions would offer.
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>>50300392
Massive pregnancies.
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>>50300427
Ah yiss.
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>>50300295
>instead of qt3.14 spidergrill
Sometimes I really regret not putting in the effort to git gud at art.
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>>50300488

Eh, whatever. Lamias are better.

Do Oni count?
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>>50300450
Just wait for it. I've given this some thought.
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>>50300488
>that filename
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>>50300519
Let's all just take a minute to appreciate this statement.
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>>50300425
>>50300427
>>50300454

>furiously scribbling notes

Thanks for the ideas!
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>>50300519

Is that so? Well then, now I expect thousands of waifus. You better not disappoint.
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>>50300425
>>50300454
Isn't this Angel's fetish?
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>>50300595

That's what I said.
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>>50300595
So?
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>>50300626
Angel = Shit, therefore Angel's Fetishes = Shit
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>>50300664
What an empty life you have.
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>>50300664
>Angel = Shit, therefore Angel's Fetishes = Shit
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>>50300674
Do you ever NOT take the bait?
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>>50300664
> Ovisposition and bondage are bad
Giggidy go fuck yourself.
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>>50300664
Does that mean that if angel liked straight sex then straightness is shit?
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>>50300703
Yes, but thank God that ain't true.
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>>50300701

>Ovisposition
>not shit
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>>50300626
>>50300674
Angel's a psychotic, overweight, Jewish, dyke who pretends to be a hot redhead in order to get (You)s from cyoag.
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>>50300744

>Jewish
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>>50299141
It's so unfair women have all these toys to use
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>>50300783
I've always thought it's weird that it's ok for a woman to fuck herself with a doggy dildo, but it's not for a man to fuck a dog-onahole.

These double-standards, GAWD
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>>50300783

We'll have sexbots of our own soon, and women will become obsolete.
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>>50300847
>implying

You need egg cells to produce offspring, pal. You think they can just whip up ovulating robots?
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>>50300871
Yes.
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>>50300871
Not him, but they are working on how to produce offspring without needing an egg donor. Things are looking promising.

However on the flipside they're also doing well in making a baby without sperm.

More or less, neither of the sexes is going to be needed soon.
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>>50300871
At that point we just put the opposing sex's reproductive parts in the robots. Until AI rights comes along and shits that up.
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>>50300841

People go mental if a man has an onahole or anything of a sort, and don't even bat an eye if a woman has a dildo or whatever.
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>>50300912
>>50300841
Modern society is basically very encouraging towards female sexuality, but likes to shame male sexuality. It's not a good time to be a guy, at least in the west.
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>>50300948
Then we must make it publicly accepted.

By force.
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>>50300908

Yeah, but it's not just a man's dick that women want.
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>>50300966
Right, right, their money and soul.
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>>50300963

A marvelous idea.

Shall we have gay sex in the streets?
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>>50300896
>the androids and gynoids just start dating each other

I can see it now.
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>>50300991
Already started, go outside.
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>>50300768
Well she is a degenerate.
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>>50301004

I live in Eastern Europe, gay sex does not exist here.
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>>50300999
>Giving your robot actual sapience
Dumbass.
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>>50300454
This pleases me
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>>50300989
>>50300999

Indeed, they are succubi, which is why robots are superior.

>>50301065

>he doesn't want a robofu
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>>50301065
>>50301097
I just want something to love me.
Even if it isn't real love.
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>>50301065
There's a word for engaging in romantic and/or sexual relations with something wot isn't sapient.
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>>50301112

>real

"Real" women aren't even capable of love. Though seeing as men are, they can no doubt make a robot capable of love. I suppose none of us will live to see that day though.
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>>50293824
>>50293839
>>50293857
>Movement
Digging
>Abdomen
Web
>Misc
Swimming
>Skills
Survival (4)
Stealth (2)
Ranged Combat (1)
Growth Magic (0)
>Special Items
Chrsyalis
Silk Clothing
>Companions
Brox
Vizera
Aika
Edlin
Irikav
>Quest
Hive War
Tiny Giant
Moth Ball
Damsels In Distress
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>>50301114

Something something niggers?
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>>50301114
No different than a dildo, Janet.
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>>50301219

>this is what megacucks believe
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>>50301147
How many "real" women have you spoken to in the last month?
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>>50301399

I don't speak to subhumans.
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>>50301436
Nobody asked you about niggers tho
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>>50293824
>Movement
Dragonfly wings

>Abdomen
Spray

>Misc
Pincers

>Skills
Ranged Combat x2
Stealth x2
Dew magic
Survival

>Items
Spider sense
Free drinks

>Companions
Edlin
Frianar
Pyce
Dio Dio
Creach

>Quests
Hive war
Colossus' treasure
Visitors
The Great cold
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>>50301447

Did you just assume the gender of an entire race?
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>>50301465
Yes, I suppose I did. Fight me.
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>>50299883
"being rebuilt form nothing"
From nothing

"Each option below may is purchased"
May be purchased

"can include mild contact aphrodisiac"
Include a mild contact

"Offspring are also mote intelligent"
Also more intelligent

"grant partners and experience"
Partners an experience

These are just some quick to find examples but yeah some minor hiccups here and there with word usage or spelling. Stop on by the IRC sometime and I'll shoot you some editing aid.
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>>50286629
Patron: Odin
Powers:
Devine Physique
Iron Will
Inspire
Plot Armor

Teamwork and Keikaku shall win the day.
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>>50286629

>devine

Why is everyone pretending this isn't a typo and are actually
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>>50301587
>>50301587
>>50301587
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>>50301147
>"Real" women aren't even capable of love
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>>50301627
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>>50300948
No, it's not a good time to be you because you're fucking retarded.
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>>50290466
how the fuck does 4chan use emojis now?

what the fuck

what mad realm am I in?
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>>50300783
>>50300841
It's a result of how differently male and female sexuality are treated. Men are the pursuers, so having to masturbate means they're not successful. Women are the pursued, so having to masturbate just means they haven't met a successful man.
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>>50301668
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>>50301678

So you're just basically saying that there are no successful women.
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>>50301732
No, I'm saying society views a woman as successful if she waits for a man to pursue her. We view women as unsuccessful if they pursue; they're impatient and needy.
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>>50301784

So what you're just basically saying is that the society we live in is absolutely and totally retarded.
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>>50301801
Yes. That's exactly what I'm saying.
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>>50295102
>Seriously, you people need to understand it doesn't matter what you are, but what you make of yourself.
What you are can seriously limit what you can make of yourself.
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>>50301830

Tell me about it. As a Human, I can never make my dreams of being an Attack Helicopter come true.
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>>50286263

Mundane:
>Compassion
>Trust

>Magical:
Empathy
Love

>Miracle
Pass the mantle
Healing
>Grant my "love" waifu the permanent power of healing

>With the natural trust people have for me and my miraculous healing powers, start a cult

>Temporarily grant cult members empathy so create a hive-mind like sense of trust and teamwork. Grant them the ability to heal to recruit other cult members.

>Meet with world leaders and grant them the power of empathy temporarily to show them the error of their ways

>Accrue donations and establish a country like Vatican City where powerful people around the world as well as artists and media producers can learn the power of Empathy to better use their power for good. The sick can also make a pilgrimage to be healed both by natural means funded by donations and supernatural means by my waifu and followers with temporary powers.

>using my vast wealth and political/spiritual influence, I will prevent wars and encourage people to spend more resources on spiritual development and the advancement of the sciences to usher in a new enlightenment where humanity will colonize the stars as a unified race

>With the advanced sciences and healing power of multiple disciples who have been temporarily granted this power as well as the permanent power of my waifu, I should be able to live hundreds of years before my body finally deteriorates

>Using my inhuman amount of time on Earth I will lay the foundations of the greatest empire mankind has ever known
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>>50300841
Because our society doesn't really care about male pleasure. Instead, male sexuality is seen as being about performance, i.e. pleasing a woman. Meanwhile, female sexuality is viewed as being all about her pleasure. You can see this in the way people tend to talk about sexual problems. A girl can't get wet? What a tragedy that she can't enjoy sex. A guy can't get hard? What a loser who can't please a woman.
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>>50301097
>Indeed, they are succubi
Nah, succubi are far better. Succubi just want your dick and/or your cum. They want to pleasure you and have all kinds of powers to do so. They won't demand you work a soul-crushing job so you can buy them shit, because all they want is you. You don't have to prove yourself to them, because they like you just for being male and willing.
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>>50301930
You're leaving out the part where they suck out your soul and leave you for dead.
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>>50301944
That's just propaganda to keep men slaving away to impress human women instead of running into the arms of beautiful succubi who will love and treasure them.
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>>50301960
Time to go to /x/ to learn how to summon a succubus I guess
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>>50301841
I kinda want to make a Traveller based off this meme.
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>>50301930

From the picture's description they don't sound all that different from regular women.

Robofus win again.
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>>50302003
That succubus will give you infinite, eternal pleasure just for agreeing to be hers. She'll protect you, provide for you, and fuck you whenever you want and in any way you want. Regular women will make you work your ass off while promising nothing in return.
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>>50302000

Are you seriously fucking kidding me right now? Do you really not think someone actually wants to be an Attack Helicopter?
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>>50302020
>>50301960
Jesus they're not being subtle anymore. They must be getting hungry.
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>>50302020

>infinite, eternal pleasure

But what if I want power instead?
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>>50302029
Still a meme.
And I'm sure, out there somewhere in this world, is a person who is on all levels excluding physical, a Rare Pepe.
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>>50302054

>frogs can't be people

Stop being so speciest, you pig.
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>>50302054
> Pepe's a laid back member of the home guard
> Occasionally gets nightmares of being memed out of existence
> But Bob Ross always manages to cheer him up

They're the heroes we need. Not the ones we deserve.
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>>50302066
>Calling someone speciest
>Using an animal slur.

This post triggered me.

>>50302089
kek

Somebody needs to make him a Traveller too, along with Mr. Rogers.
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>>50300539
thanks. spur of the moment but I regret nothing.
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>>50302049
Power, you say? Oh, that's easy.

Pluck their wings. Leave them broken.

All should bow before you. MAKE them.
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>>50302135

Oh. Alright. Sounds simple enough,
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>>50302253
Yes, it's very simple.

You should kill them all. You must kill them all.
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>>50302292

Woah. Deja vu.

Sure thing. I was planning to anyway.
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>>50301930
>>50301960
>>50302020
You're forgetting the part of that lore where monsters don't birth men and by claiming a husband they end his lineage, eventually working towards exterminating all humanity through outbreeding.
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>>50301930
Don't spread false information. That's not a succubus in that setting. They're far more shittier there.
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>>50302585
Carve more slowly, that I may feed. Embrace your rage. Gorge your hatred.
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>>50301436
So none.
When was the last time you spoke with a woman who wasn't forced to be nice to you (your mom, a girl in retail)
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>>50302704
see
>>50301436
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>>50302719
Let me guess, you're gay?
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>>50302704
>Mom
>Forced to be nice to you
What kind of weird household did you grow up in?
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>>50302913

No, YOUR gay.
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>>50286604
>Amon-Gorlath
>Telekinesis
>Sigils
>Nox
>Iron Will

The only thing I need to do is have chalk with me at all times. Write sigils on everything for the lulz. Watch as heroes get pushed back by tentacles. This is (probably) non-fatal so come at me I'm fucking cosmic Batman.
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>>50302982
You aren't gay, but women are "subhumans".
Either you're a "straight" tranny who hates himself, or a straight woman who hates herself. Anon why do you hate yourself?
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