Ever had a "Chad" at your table? How did it go?

>>49925773
that guy is hot who is he

>>49925802
Chad Mulligan.

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>>49925773
We are all little girls on the inside anon.

>>49925773
Chads are the best nigga. Make friends with them and learn how to be a chad yourself.

It's a mutualism parasitism

>>49925773
Chads aren't assholes, because they don't need to be. If you hang out with Chads often enough, you find out that they have very little to be insecure about, and they are able to just sit down and talk to people. They aren't Chads simply because they're swole and attractive, they're Chads because they are all that and socially intelligent. They are good at making and keeping friends, and you'd be a fool not to take advantage of this by being their friend.

>>49925773
One of my players and best friend is a chad. He's cool, bit of a munchkin but otherwise a good roleplayer. Puts a lot of effort into his backstory and character, more than most.

>>49925802
seconding. I would ERP with him. Then suck his dick dry.

>>49925773
>Ever had a "Chad" at your table?
Yeah, he was the best DM I had in high school. He taught me a lot about how to be a good GM and why metagaming was bad.

>nazi mods
>chad apologism
This board is going the way of /co/

>>49925887
>>49925944
>>49925997

As a "Chad" who got turned onto pen and paper by a nerdy friend of mine, I can say that all of these dues are right.

I mean, fuck, I don't know a single friend that hasn't played Madden, CoD, Fifa, of Battlefield. It's not like just because we play sports that we suddenly won't be interested in video games. That's our dads' generation. There's plenty of ways to convince "normal" people to join gaming -- even tabletop.

For me, my uncle had always assembled model airplanes with me when I was a kid. One of my nerdier friends saw that -- showed me his Warhammer stuff; how he assembles and paints it. Many "Chads" have the same hobbies and interests as you (I'd read Lord of the Rings in middle school). We just have other shit to distract us. You show us something cool and new, and tell us how we can win, and we'll be happy to play.

Recently got me to play Call of Cthulhu, which I thought was going to be lame as fuck, but the whole "solve a mystery" thing actually ended up being super fun.

Dungeons and Dragons with its dragon people and crystal people and half-demons is still gay as fuck, though.

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I'm the chad in my group

I DM 5th ed, I ran two Dark Hersey campaigns, and I paint my friends armies for 40k/warmachines. I also build some dank terrain mate.

Being a chad isnt bad.

However the HP Dwarf Barbarian build in my last campign is derp as fuck and retarded and goddammit why won't you die to conventional means I'm trying to have a dungeon crawl and this kid has double the health of our actual fighter

>>49926113
>As a "Chad" who got turned onto pen and paper by a nerdy friend of mine, I can say that all of these dues are right.
t. egoist

>>49926179
>c9
You're alright

>>49926113
>dragon people
ye they're retarded all right
>half-demons
ye fuck those edgy as fuck post 3e tieflings
>crystal people
ehh what? don't know what you're talking about but sure that sounds gay as fuck

>>49926332
>>49926113
>>49926179
This is cringey as fuck. Those whole thread is cringey as fuck.

>>49925773
>Ever had a "Chad" at your table?
Pretty much all my table consists of. It's a gay D&D group.

>How did it go?
I don't think /tg/ wants to know all the details.

>>49926034
O-oh my

>>49926349
"Oh, shit. Not everyone on /tg/ is a degenerate loser like me. I better call it Cringey."

>>49926332
Geode people. They're people made out of living crystal. I didn't stick around long enough to learn what they're called -- just that someone was trying to convince me to join a game and that was part of their pitch.

Maybe it comes with the whole "Chad"ness (though I'm not about to speak for others), but I've never been much of a High Fantasy man.

He was a funny, friendly, charismatic guy with some autistic interests

>>49925773
I could say I'm a bit of a Chad.
I eat right, know how to party, stay fit and socialize.

I can also minmax and optimize a warlock into melting a fire-immune dragon with hellfire before sucking his soul dry to feed my eldritch powers.

>>49926105
Chad isn't a badguy

Most bullies are Brads and Mikes who thinking attacking Eugene will make them look like Chad in comparison

How do all these Chads find the time to be both a Chad and a fa/tg/uy?

>>49926510
The worst bullies, in my experience, are those who fall somewhere in the spectrum of "Nerd" but who think they can put themselves above the other nerds by bullying them.

"Look at me! I'm bullying this nerd! that means I can't be a nerd, I've gotta be one of the popular people."

It's the ethos of poor whites in the South who feared the end of slavery not because they owned slaves, but because they wouldn't have an automatic step up on blacks.

>>49926612
do chad stuff during the week
be a fa/tg/uy during the weekend
I dont do 40k or miniature shit tho so I dont have to worry about painting or assembling anything,

>>49926349

You're probably a weeb

>>49925773
He was actually a fairly nice guy, though he couldn't keep up with the game after a few sessions. Just wanted to be an alchemist and make stuff, even if he wasn't much of a roleplayer or even a rollplayer. I kept a tanglefoot bag he gave me for the rest of the campaign.

I'm chad.

It goes good.

We're all dudes, talk about dude stuff, have laughs and kill dragons.

Worst I've had is a guy ragging on me for being a jock and how he hates people like me but we were both man enough to just put the differences behind us.

I've honestly seen a lot more problems with Dexters than Chads. Dexters tend to be nit picking, insufferable, disagreeable and prone to outbursts when then don't get there own way.

>>49926179
>double the health of our actual fighter
This is why rolling for hp shouldn't be a thing

Jesus Christ is everyone here in high school?

My 5E group is
DM: Newspaper Editor
Dwarf Beserker: Shrink
Human Wizard: quality control engineer
Half elf Rogue: UPS Manager
Elf Ranger: Pharmacist

My point is we are all successful 30-40 year old men with families. I have no idea who played football in high school.

>>49925773
Went well, left him an open invitation.

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He married the mildly autistic girl in our group

They're so cute together

>>49926612
168 hours in a week, my man.
I manage a biochemistry laboratory, workout twice a day, spend the weekend with my gf, or slaying clunge if I'm single. Either way, drinking, clubbing, partying, drugs are likely involved.
I spend too much money on clothes.
Still manage to DM DnD 5e and DH 2e alternating weeks. I provide snacks for my players but don't eat them.
Still do some warhammer painting but don't get to play too often.

I've never heard of a "Chad" from the sound of this thread, it might be me.

>>49926332
4e Shardminds, a psychic race of living crystal people who are broken fragments of the Living Gate that protects the world from aberrations

>>49926871
>The sheer amount of willpower it's taking me to not hate you for being a fantastic individual

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>>49926510
Newfag here. What are all these name you are all throwing around.

>>49926612
I graduated from college. The key is a healthy diet and exercise, that's all dude. Been the Chad DM for five years.

>>49926927
chad = jock, presumably with the worst qualities of one
dexter = nerd, presumably with the worst qualities of one

>>49926913
Anyone can change, I used to be the fattes/tg/uy in high school and university (college).

So I don't know if I qualify for full Chadship.

>>49926871
we're soulmates senpai, only i dont really care for 40k and dont know enough people for a second/different campaign

>>49926349
Not everyone on /tg/ is a neet. Some of us treat this as a hobby, not a lifestyle.

>>49926927
It's r9k meme language. Hint: nobody using it is an actual "Chad"

>>49925773
No one considers themselves to be a total fucking loser, or at least most people don't.

I consider myself to be a "Chad" at least compared to the majority of those in the tabletop community. That doesn't make it true, but it helps me sleep at night. I think it's important to have a good self esteem. Everyone has great qualities. I really resent the idea of organizing things into a hierarchy though. Everyone has shades of Chad.

>>49926179
I bet you're 4 feet tall.

>>49926113

Fuck you, Chad, dragon people are cool

>>49925773
Yes, he always got super into the game and kept everyone on track. I miss him.

>>49926978
Did we just become best friends?

>>49926332
I believe he's talking about Shardminds, the race designed for the Psychic class in 4e. They're the shattered pieces of some kind of extra space doorway that was destroyed.

Yeah, and you say Dragonborn and Tiefling are the dumb edgy shit in D&D, you haven't seen shit til you look at the expanded 4e races. There's literally a race made out of fucking spikes from a hell dimension, the definition of edge, keep that in perspective next time you wanna whine about Aasimar or Changelings or something.

>>49927398
If 5e can make you a DBZ character by introducing a new Monk archetype, I can handle Dragonborn, Tieflings and Aasimar.

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>>49926332
>>49926113
I-I like dragonborns...

tieflings are kinda stupid tho

one of my friends is currently playing one and is using her PC as a way of releasing her sexual frustration through a make-shift succubus

>>49927272
I respectfully disagree.

>>49927496
Sounds unhealthy.

I'm biased, though. I came to fantasy by way of reading pulp stories like Conan. That's pretty low fantasy. That and Tolkien. So, even elves seem kinda fruity to me.

>>49927522
eh, her bf recently left for another uni and while they skype every other day I'm sure she misses much more than his face

>>49927585
Seems very unhealthy, then. For her to be roleplaying out sexual frustrations with... you know... other dudes.

>>49927660
she's never been shy about her sexuality and only seduces npcs, dunno guess it doesnt bother me since i've always been her friend

>>49927496
And if there was a Chad in your group, she wouldn't have sexual frustrations.

Pretty well, a lot of these folks are good-natured and tend to be team players, especially if they play/played sports.

>>49926113
>>49926179
If you're an insecure piece of shit who's trying to validate his self-worth by claiming to be a 'chad' to people you perceive as worthless: Fucking kill yourself, you waste of human space.

If you're giving an honest self-assertion and are a legitimately charismatic, well-liked and well-above-average social individual with both interest and a high level of skill at some mainstream sports; Either get serious about the hobby or fuck off. No one needs or wants the sort of casual 'lol can I just beat him in a really epic way? you decide it dude idk' type of bullshit that slowly corrupts and dumbs down a hobby. The entirety of TTRPGs are autistic as all hell with their intense rules and attention to detail and extensive lore, and that's exactly how I want them to stay. Mainstream appeal is a tumor on the body of any fun activity.

>>49925773
My name is Chad... so I'm always at my table.

>>49925802
Chad Thundercock.
Beef Slabchest.
Big McLargehuge

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>>49927856
you seem upset

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>>49926627
Wisdom.

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>>49927911
I am. Get serious or get off my board you fuckrag.

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>>49927856
>doesnt want new people to join the hobby under the guise of "fking casuals"
>is helping kill the tabletop industry by driving away potential buyers

hope you enjoy a future where hasbro has bought all other game companies and has streamlined all of them to be monopoly DnD edition!!1!

I'm pretty much the chad at my table. I've been inside half the girls in the group, the primary DM doesn't even know.

>>49927967
The tabletop industry is doing just damn well fine and the notion that if we don't allow it to be dumbed down to the lowest common denominator to appeal to barely interested social-activity cuntnuggets it will die is ludicrous. Hasbro will not be buying out a niche activity enjoyed by serious historical autists, but they will buy out one that's got a growing common appeal and is being steadily made simpler and stupider to sell more.

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>>49926868
w-wait, really? fucking hell, why can't something nice like this happen to me? I'm a nice, cute, mildly autistic girl. where's my DnD playing chad, huh? pls gib details.

>>49927951
>>49927987
>literally REEEEEEEEEEEEEing this hard
>>>/r9k/

>>49926627
The worst bullies were teachers.
Anybody roughly my size I could beat up if I jumped them unprepared, anybody roughly my age I could reason with because on some level we had common goals.

>>49928008
Nowhere, you have to settle for other autists at your same level. What a terrifying thought

I'm the closest thing to a chad my group has seen. I was co-captain of my high school football team, but I've always loved fantasy and started playing D&D when I was fourteen.

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>>49928056
Shit, man. I agree with that. Insecure teachers were fucking awful to the kids they didn't like. Girl I dated in high school was a straight-A student, but she was pretty and didn't take notes, so our history teacher took her aside and told her he "knew her type" and that she would never amount to anything unless she applied herself.

He died of obesity-related heart problems a few months after we graduated. Sucks to be him.

>>49927951
Reee harder fuc boi.

>>49925773
I had a guy named Chad at the table
>roll your save
>which dice do I use?
Every fucking time

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>>49925773
Worked out pretty well: https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Tordek

Unfortunately, he doesn't game anymore. Only stuck around for one more campaign after that one.

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>>49928008
Do what I did:
Hide your powerlevel, bury it deeper than you've ever buried it before, and go after divorced jaded chads. I used to be like you and now I'm married to a great guy and have an adorable stepdaughter, all it took was pretending to be normal and forgetting all that made me me.

Shitposting on my iphone and teaching my stepdaughter about my old nerd shit is all I have left.

Do literal marines count as chads?

Used to game with military guys all the time.
There was this one guy, built like a tank, nearly seven feet tall. ARMY. Worked in an army mortuary. Played a shardmind psion in a 4E campaign.

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>>49925773
I was the Chad.

Worked out because everyone thought I was an idiot, so they took advantage of me seeing no threat.

Little did they know that I was plotting with the GM behind the scenes, and eventually I killed them all.

We're all friends now.

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>>49928062
I'm way above their level, though. I'm quite physically attractive, funny, charming, and use humor to diffuse tension in awkward social situations instead of spilling spaghetti everywhere.

But you're still right, I'll probably have to settle because I've literally never found anyone I like enough to date so it's not looking good for me. I'm on the fast track to the female equivalent of wizardhood for sure.

>>49928207
I admire your strength of will, anon. I don't know if I'd be able to do it myself because my parents were divorced since I was 1 and my dad was a complete dick to every woman he dated (because he was a dick in general) so now I think I just unfairly associate single dads with being terrible.

Also, thank you for being a good stepmom. It takes a truly good person to be a good step parent, and you've probably made a big positive impact in the life of your stepdaughter.

>>49927856
This desu. i fucking guarantee none of you are "chads"

>>49926972
Anyone can change with connections and resources. Your average /tg/guy doesn't have the latter and much less the former.

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wtf is going on in this thread who is Mike? what the fuck is a Eugene?

>>49928349
>I'm quite physically attractive, funny, charming, and use humor to diffuse tension in awkward social situations instead of spilling spaghetti everywhere.
Considering how desperate you are to get some hot dickings it sounds more to me like you are overrating yourself quite hard.

>>49928277
A lot of military people are secretly just super ripped nerds.

>>49928435
Military is full of weebs because it's either that or starve in the streets when they were forced out of the hikkineet life.

>>49926927
>Chad
A ripped guy, 10/10 facial aesthetics, smart, charming, the ideal man. Stronger, faster, taller, better looking than you. /r9k/ warps it to REEEE JOCKS REEEE despite most jocks being into vidya. Shit, football players would wreck people in Melee back in the day. A Chad is a good thing to be.

>Brad
A Chad that lets his Chadness overcome him. The egotistical Chad.

>Mike
The idiot jock that /r9k/ thinks applies to all Chads. Can be ugly, but the defining factor is him being stupid.

>Eugene
The nerd. Think Eugene from Hey Arnold.

>>49928408
Not overrating myself, done modelling for fashion students 3 times before. I'm complimented regularly on how I look.

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>>49928513
Then blame your unrealistic and ridiculously high standards. I refuse to believe you don't even get people interested in one night flings if you are so good as you say you are. Nerds settle for much less because of how thirsty they are.

Seriously though, I'm not saying you should settle for the first greasy fat nerd you see next time but you should also realize that finding someone as hot as Chris Hemsworth who'll also be into all your nerd shit is borderline impossible. Lower your standards a little more, that people are always expecting and think they are entitled to super duper hollywood-tier rich hotties who also miraculously share all your tastes on everything is one of the many reasons relationships are so fucked nowadays.

>>49928513
Well, you don't need to worry about Wizardry. Just go to a bar, get drunk, and go home with someone. However, if you mean the "female equivalent of wizardhood" in that you need a relationship to go along with the cherry-popping... well, there's no amount of advice that can really help with that other than the gal who said suppress everything about yourself.

Watch Clone High's final episode where Joan of Arc tries to be a vapid slut.

>>49928349
Aight lady. It sounds like what you want is to be one-upped.

I don't just use humor to diffuse tension in awkward social situations. I was Prom King in high school and am being fast-tracked to management in a Fortune 500. Since funny, charming, and using humor are all part of the same idea (so you just managed to repeat one tepid quality three times), I'm going to give you more. I did three college degrees in four years. I'm successful and make fat stacks.

Now give me that sweet, sweet boipucci because I'm pretty sure you're some sweaty nerd who gets off to RPing a stuck-up Stacy on Albanian knitting forums.

If not, go fuck yourself and lower your standards. Go fishing in an Ivy League or Bay Area startup. Are you telling me that a young buck on the way to the top in Law/future Megacorp/Consultancy/Finance/current Megacorp who shares your nerdy habits is not good enough for you? Ultra-cost dating services and sugar daddy sites would not exist if there was no demand. As the French say, if you want to be the general's wife, you have to date a lieutenant.

There are gold diggers out there bitching about how their beau only plays D&D and talks about synergisting the futuristic mergeronomy into refactored efficiency and here you are. If you really enjoy nerdy hobbies, and you're as great as you think you are, you could make some rich nob very happy.

tl;dr ROASTIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
STACY GET OUT

>>49928614
Bruh. I dunno. I read the CTR/Hilldog leaks and they said that if anybody on 4chan says they're successful or well-adjusted or employed and happy, then they must be a liar.

>>49928661
I befriended someone who makes 500k yearly on /r9k/ of all places.

>>49928661
Yeah and the hillary leaks all called the CTR dudes virgin nerds

>>49928692
Pffft. I come from a 1% family.

> MFW I'm the only kid to refuse that sweet trust fund money

I live like a goddamn animal. I just work, read, and have a house with no wall hanging shit like paintings or knick-knacks, it's straight up fucking books.

I sleep in a hammock so that I can have less stuff in my little basement suite. I don't own a table. I have two chairs, 4 bowls, plates, silverware sets, and water cups, 2 coffee cups and 2 tea cups. I do have a full espresso/latte bar and a wet bar (surprisingly super easy to set up.)

I work a night-shift job 3 days a week that makes $70,000 a year, spend a shit-ton on clothes that I take poor care of and end up tossing or donating after a couple of months. Usually I go out and do blow Thursday/Friday, sleep all day Saturday, and do chores and cook and read all day Sunday - in addition to going home and reading after doing blow Thursday for a couple of hours while coming down. I've never dated for more than a year, or lived with a SO.

I'm probably massively depressed. Just nothing seems to make me happy so I don't really value anything. Coke is alright I guess, but I mostly like it because it makes me social.

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>>49928692
To clarify, if I DID live off my Families money I would probably die from boredom or the lack of having anything that enforces the semblance of a schedule upon me.

And cocaine overdose.

Why must success be poison to me. The only time I feel really engaged is when everything is falling apart and I'm forced to act.

>>49928766
>>49928750
Jesus Fucking Christ, get a hobby.

Seriously. If you feel purposeless and directionless, start working on something. Write a book if you read so much. Learn to code and make the next hit indie RPG. Learn to play the Flute and make sick progressive-woodwind-rock albums. Do something.

And stop doing cocaine you fucking degenerate. This isn't the 80s.

>>49925773
>Comes by drunk, asks to play
>plays a paladin
>proposes, among other things to "use the slaves as chump blockers" DURING AN ATTEMPT, PROPOSED BY HIM, TO RESCUE SAID SLAVES
>at what point got mad and threw a shoe at the fall
>he left a dent

>>49928750
>>49928766
At least you are rich and depressed than poor and depressed AND living in a third world hellhole where there's not even food or medicines and everything is expensive as hell and the minimum wage is less than $20 and there's no out any soon like I am. Help.

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>>49928545
Of course there are people interested in one night flings. I'm just really not interested in that, I'd like to find someone I like enough as a person and am sexually attracted to in order to date them. I've had crushes on guys I know a couple times but it never worked out because before dating them I saw both times they had some pretty huge issues which would make it a bad idea to pursue a relationship with them.

Once I was even tempted to date this guy just because we were good friends and I enjoyed talking to him and he was obviously interested in me but I felt no desire towards him whatsoever. But I felt like pity dating someone would just be messy and thought it best to just stop talking to him so I wouldn't make him feel bad anymore.

>>49928566
I really hope it doesn't get to the point where just fucking someone and then leaving would make me feel better than being alone. If I can't find a nice relationship I think I'd rather just learn to be happy alone.

>>49928614
You have some good advice, anon. unfortunately I go to an ivy league school and the boy/girl ratio here sucks. There are a lot of cute girls here and there is always a girl willing to put out for all but the most autistic and/or hideous ones. how can I compete with a girl just willing to fuck when I want a relationship? Most of the guys I play with normally have girlfriends, too.

I've been trying to put myself out there more and meet more people recently, but parties aren't really my thing because I don't enjoy drinking or super loud music. So it's hard to meet people. I'll keep trying, though. Maybe I'll learn to enjoy booze.

>>49928661
Obviously I'm going to play up shit when I'm making a point. Fast-tracked into management means 5-6 years. And then from there, you have to start over to climb into senior management. By then, I'll be in my 30s at the very least. Even then, because the org is so massive, you have to fight again to be one of the real human beans named on the website. But if you do that, then you get to make 7 figures. The dream, man.

But even now, I'm making more than 99% of people my age. And even if I do nothing my whole life but vegetate and shitpost, I'll still make more than 2/3rds of households. And I am not unreasonably successful for the kind of background I have. I definitely know many people doing better than me, and some doing somewhat worse. Like half of the dudes in my class aren't settled down yet. Every day, there are threads on here about some anons going to an Ivy, or picking up some nice law/medical/programming/engineering/finance/whatever job. I know one of my colleagues goes to 4chan. We've talked about it. He's single.

S'not hard. Drive down to your local prestige uni and visit the /tg/ club. Ez.

Hell, marry this guy:
>>49928766

>>49928702
desu, someone who's willing to shill online all day for just 25k probably is some weird virgin nerd. It's just undignified.

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>>49928789
Uh, did you miss the part about Reading? That's a valid hobby. Also I play D&D, what do you think we're doing when we hang out and do blow? We also play a lot of trump games, hearts and bridge etc.

>>49928865
Reading is a passive hobby. It's not a constructive one. You aren't making anything.

Go make something. It will help. I promise.

>>49928796
Hey, I started out poor. In a first world country though, so that counts for a lot.

Went and worked retail for a year and decided that sucked, worked in a lumber mill until I noticed everyone was missing a body-part, then went and worked in Northern Canada oilfield to pay for school, quit, went back to school for sleep medicine technologist, and then just kind of got comfortable.

I pretty much am not motivated by anything except necessity.

>>49928846
I probably do too much blow for her to date me.

>>49928825
Hold on. So you're already in this dating pool?

Just keep fucking dating until you find someone. Join all the nerd clubs. I can absolutely guarantee you you'll find someone. And, again, since they're at an Ivy, they are probably reasonably normal and destined for at least a modicum of success.

>Once I was even tempted to date this guy just because we were good friends and I enjoyed talking to him and he was obviously interested in me but I felt no desire towards him whatsoever. But I felt like pity dating someone would just be messy and thought it best to just stop talking to him so I wouldn't make him feel bad anymore.
Like this guy. What was wrong with him?

Have you felt physical attraction to anyone there? Look, despite the hookup meme, a survey by the Harvard Crimson showed that most students were sexually prudish and relationship minded. Don't let the media memes get to you. Those lads are the dregs of any school anyways. They're even dumber than the MBAs, and a lot less fun to hang out with.

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>>49928825
Learn how to make cocktails, it's hella fun

>>49928865
Coke + D&D sounds like the worst combination in the world desu

>>49928901
Well, we're all in our 30's so we've "streamlined" the process as it were.

It would most likely drive anyone insane to try and play with us, after 15 years we're pretty sure we just wing shit half the time, and roll to get a general idea if we succeeded or not.

Also we all did a shit-ton of drugs when we were young, so we'll do half a gram all night long in bumps instead of doing bigass hollywood lines with a bunch of randos in the bathroom or someones car. It's the stupidest thing I've ever said, but we actually ARE responsible cocaine users.

Goddamn, I actually am there for it and I don't fully believe it.

Cocaine and world-building, by the way, is fucking AWESOME.

>>49928901
Ironically, given how fast and loose we play with D&D, it's kind of a shift as to how much we're all card counting bastards for when we play trump games.

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>>49928899
Hey, my grandma was an MBA here. But yeah I guess they're pretty dumb when I sit down and think about all the ones I've met.

I'm not really "in" the dating pool because I've literally never even kissed anyone before, and I don't think I've even gone out on a real date ever. At least not one where both parties involved thought of it as such.

As for that guy, the only things I thought were "wrong" with him were that 1. he was pretty autistic, 2. I don't think our energy levels or ideas about life matched up very well, and 3. I just didn't feel romantically or sexually attracted to him. As for having felt physical attraction towards anyone in the past, I definitely have, but I just don't know what to do about it, or how to get to know someone, maybe.

I mean obviously I'm doing something wrong if I'm cute and semi-normal but am 23 and have never kissed anyone or been on a date, so now I think I might just be scared and have little experience compared to my peers, so I've been trying to reevaluate recently.

I was sick for 2 years in high school and I took some time off before college to get better, then another year off to really finish getting healthy, so I spent a lot of time alone in my house when other people were practicing this shit so that might explain some of it.

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Most of my group are military, martial artists, or both, and everyone lifts.

We try to be accepting of more stereotypical nerds but almost every time we let one join they eventually either get extremely insecure and feel inadequate and end up leaving or being removed for acting like passive aggressive envious cunts.

We did manage to get both a pretty frail stick thin girl and a slightly overweight guy to work out, took them shooting, and help socially adjust them so I feel good about that.

>>49925802
Swole Shady

>>49928614
>I did three college degrees in four years.

I wish I didn't have such a shitty attentionspan. Then I wouldn't have to literally wrestle junkies for money.

bimp

>>49928207
>no one commented about how sad this was

Huh, weird.

>>49928349
Pssst, you're gay.

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>>49928825
>and thought it best to just stop talking to him so I wouldn't make him feel bad anymore.

Is this bait?

>>49929110
I was just memeing with >>49929381 but your full story is so similar to so many "I didn't realise I was a lesbian!" stories I've heard that I suggest you see how you feel with a girl.

Like, for example, this:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Never-Have-Ever-Life-Without/dp/1455544671

This girl was gay:

http://www.katieheaney.com/post/131520911409

If it sounds familiar give it consideration.

>>49929490
Genuine question from a rather sexually inexperienced dude:

How the hell can some one not know they're sexual preferences? Why do I always hear "I had no idea I was gay" shit like that from chicks?

It doesn't make sense to me.

>>49929524
Closet cases (of both sexes) can have major denial complexes going on.

I've worked with other humans for years, fitness and social intelligence are completely unrelated to each-other. Also most sociopaths will not openly broadcast their desire to hurt or take advantage of others. In fact, it's why a lot of them like rpgs. They can set up complex win-win situations and practice manipulating people in what you'd call a real-world environment.

>>49926790
They're little girls, anon. You should know that by now.

>>49929534
But how?

I have a lot of /d/ fetishes.

I've never once looked at those, had my dick get hard, and thought "Uhm, well, somebody must have slipped viagra in my mountain dew! S-surely that's all!"

>>49929490
I've already considered it a lot. But I've never felt sexually or romantically attracted to a woman before in sprite of most of the people I interact with being women, and I've been convinced I was completely in love with two men before (finally understanding why people write so many songs about love, having lewd dreams and daydreaming about having babies together and everything) so while I guess there is a possibility that I could be gay I really really don't feel like I am. I almost wish I was because there are a lot of thirsty lesbians here. But I really don't think I would enjoy a romantic relationship with a woman. They're kind of vicious cunts.

>>49929593
So, not everyone browses /d/ right? When did you realise you were into your weirder fetishes? There had to be a first time you saw something that turned you on and until that point you didn't realise you were turned on by it, yeah?

For some people they get wound up in doublethink where they just think spending time with their guy friends/girl friends is way better naturally, and nobody REALLY likes the opposite sex they date, and it's not until they're actually on a date with or even kissing another guy/another girl that they get the realisation "Shit, this should have been the thing all along". It likely won't come as a surprise to anyone that knows them well, but it'll be a surprise for them.

>>49929611
Fair enough.
>But I really don't think I would enjoy a romantic relationship with a woman. They're kind of vicious cunts.
This attitude is is lol, and unlikely to profit you much in the future. No more and no less than men IMO, as adults, albeit I'm sure your 2 years of sickness in HS exposed you to some mean shit.

>>49929630
You're right about that last part. And you're also right that both men and women have the capacity to be extremely vicious emotionally, but the ways they do it are really different. the way women often do it is more hurtful to me personally because women make it more of a reflection on who they're hurting, whereas when men hurt people it's usually obvious that it's their own problem and not a reflection on you.

Once again this is only usually and I've seen both men and women do both of these behaviors.

>>49929611
Have you tried online dating?
Since no one in your social circle seems to be good enough for you.
Broaden your search.

Even if not to actually find someone, to get experience chatting and going out on dates with the opposite sex.
Build a bit of confidence and experience.
Bonus: free brunches

>>49927967
look at all the scare-mongering. pretty sure that there is enough autists out there to sustain this hobby for generations to come, even without chads.

>>49925773
Halfway.
He was more a "lanky Chad".
He's a cool guy, I'm trying to get him more interested in the non-combat side of the game.
And to realise not everything in the game is about winning.

>>49928207
> not charming a more attractive, smarter (ish), richer, exotic member of the opposite sex.
> not marrying them, then showing your more nerds shit
> not having them so in love with you they don't care
Sucks to be you! Hahahahahaha. Feels good, wife is awesome, job is Meh (but others think it's cool), both of us are making great money.
Basically, I'm winning. Why aren't you?

>>49928614
> fast tracked to management
> 3 degrees in four years
> FAST TRACKED
someone doesn't add up. You would START in lower management.
Or you work at Micky Dees and are so full of shit.

>>49929611
You sound like my wife around the time I met her. One of the first things she ever said to me was, "Do you ever wish you were gay so you could get laid easier?" And I replied with something like, "You know, probably most of these dweebs here would have sex with you. You're chubby, but you have massive tits."

In my defense, I was very drunk.

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>tfw person has same interests as you, but is more attractive, more likeable, and generally just a better version of you

>>49925773
Yes, but a decent Chad (does that make him not a Chad?)

Ok, wasn't the most enthusiastic player but was happy to play, paid attention to the game, and keeps coming back. Solidly decent player.

>>49931118
Well anon, time to improve yourself. You are both the marble and the sculptor.

>>49931141
Going to the gym didn't make me any more successful. I'm pretty good at becoming friends with shy nerdy girls, but then they end up dating the people who are similar to me but just more attractive generally.

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>>49928405
Shit nigger I don't know.

>>49931141

I'm more like limestone than marble.

>Start a group for FFG Star Wars at LGS as a one-off to show people how the game works and to find a weekly group
>Few people show up
>That guy, the power gamer, intense roleplayer fa/tg/uy.
>That guy rolls up a Human Jedi, Power gamer spends almost half an hour trying to optimize (not necessarily a good idea for FFG Star wars) and fa/tg/uy rolls up a wookie.
>A few moments into the game Chad walks into the store.
>He asks to play too, but since we started he didn't have time to make a character sheet.
>Other guys want to start, so they tell him "sorry, we already started".
>Give the players an annoyed look and I pull out some premade characters I prepared just in case.
>Chad ends up picking up the Trandosian Bounty Hunter
>Game starts and That Guy already complaining that he can't toss ships around with the force and he doesnr have a lightsaber. Power Gamer finds it difficult to power game. Roleplayer is being excellent and Chad... Chad is being the ultimate bro
>a bro-dosian.
>As the game goes on, people start to leave.
>First That Guy because he wanted to be an awesome force user, then the power gamer.
>Finally it was just the roleplayer, Chad and myself. First session ends really well and we meet up at my house the following week.

Cont.

>>49931598
>Next session begins and I invite two of my friends to play
>Game goes well
>Chad goes over to one of the Twi'leks and begins to flirt
>Everyone laughs and thinks it's funny (he even adds in the hisses that Trandosians make)
>Things get a bit heated between him and his Twi'lek date and I quickly fade it to black.
>sweatingman.jpeg
>Chad looks at me a little disappointed, but then continues playing.
>Game ends and everyone helps clean up
>Carrying stuff back up to the office and Chad offers to help
>As were putting away the game pieces, mat and such
>"Anon, did I do something wrong while playing?"
>Look confused and inquire what he's talking about
>"Well you seemed to get kind of red when I was about to describe my date with the alien girl."
>Explain that it's better to keep that stuff out of the game to make it less awkward for the players.
>"Does it make you feel awkward anon?"
>[SWEATINGMAN INTENSIFIES]
>"N-no"
>"Ok cool, I'd hate to make you feel bad anon."

Cont.

>>49931688
You still going with this?

>>49931688
>Next few weeks go pretty well and the players get super invested in the story.
>Chad ends up bringing the Twi'lek as an NPC
>Romance is subtle, (no overt PDA) but we'll played.
>Game ends and everyone has pretty much left.
>Chad and one friend left to clean up.
>Friend starts to clean the snacks while I put away the gaming stuff with Chad.
>"Hey anon, can I talk with you for a second?"
>"Sure Chad, what-"
>Suddenly feel Chad's tongue in my mouth.
>Suddenly get urge to bolt out of the room
>Feel tug on back of shirt
>"I'm sorry anon, I didn't mean to embarrass you, I just thought you were into me."
>tfw no face
>Can't talk
>"I'm sorry anon. I'm going to help [friend] clean up.'
>"N-no Chad, it's okay... but... I didn't feel anything last time... can we do that again."
>See friend out and non-blueboard stuff happens
Been dating for a few months now.

Really happy I brought those premade characters we me.

>>49929392
>>49928825
I don't think it is, anon. Unfortunately femanon has fallen into the saem trap as most "minor" autists - she's way more autistic than she thinks she is and doesn't realise, because she's autistic.

>>49925773
A couple. Pretty rad really, most Chad-types are fuckin great as long as you don't go into meeting them like it was high school Nerds VS Jocks bullshit that doesn't even fucking happen 90% of the time.

Honestly as the party (and my entire social circle) daywalker, I find the more normie friends and groups I know are a lot more accepting of my nerdy shit than my nerdier friends are of my more normalfag traits.

The former group seems to be my friend in part because of my weird traits that set me apart from their standards, while my latter group seems to be my friend in spite of them, if that makes any sense.

I dont know if its a beazillian thing, but there was never a division between nerds and chads. That nerdy dude was the leader of the basketball team, the more socially apt would come play d&d with us, and now half my old nerdy group plays american footbal and I train martial arts. Some are married and have childrem, others fuck like habbits, we are a little sociaĺy awrkward, sure, but it never made us have a problem.

We have a Chad at our wahammer Fantasy/40k/bloodbowl group. In 40k he plays Blood Angels and Dark Eldars and in Bloodbowl his Norse team mirrors a real footbal team (He even fired a lvl 3 ulfwerner because his real life counterpart left the team)
His models are extremely well painted (He even paints some of our models) and he's extremely fun to play against. No cheese power leveling crap, just pure brawl (or pure poison when he plays DE)
He's alright.

He seemed bored, but he was a good sport for giving it a try. To be honest I think most people in this thread assume chad is just another word for normie though.

>>49927398

>Bladelings
>A 4e invention

Why do so many people who complain about 4e's contributions to DnD lore know dick-all about DnD lore?

>>49930900
You believe that a fresh unproved grad is immediately given millions of dollars of manpower and capital to abuse. Okay.

You're right. I live in a box beating my meat to lolis. I live off neetbux and cum.

>>49925773
I think I might be a Chad?

I'm not sure what the definition is anymore. Do you just have to be social and do a sport?

>>49932214
Normie is when you had sex once in your life and have friends. Chad is if you are sexually experienced and good looking.
Also a lot of chads and normies will deny that they are chads and normies, so you probably are both. Robot is if you are antisocial (don't interact with people often) and virgin.

At least according to r9k.

>>49927856
>mainstream appeal is a tumor
Agreed. A hobby is intended for those who are willing to invest the time to learn the hobby, spend money on the hobby and enjoy it for what it is. A passing interest or casual investment doesn't further the enjoyment or development of the hobby at all.

>>49925773
My best friend's roommate

We were playing 5e and he walked by, asked what it was all about and if he could just jump in without having to roll up a character

So I had him play the warlock's familiar

Thus, Mr. Mittens, the cat with a wand of magic missiles was born

He helped take down a manticore

>>49925773
Chads are people too, which means theres bad ones and good ones.

Axels or people with weird names aren't human though, they are always fucked up in the head, in a bad way.

I used to be the 'Chad'. Now I'm just a guy.

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>>49925773
I was the guy who was considered too nerdy by the chads and too chady by the nerds, which was really fucking shit.

I've being hanging with my group for a couple years now, and I've realized I've unintentionally adopted some of their casual awkwardness, but that's about it on my end. I don't think they mind me, though I've been trying to encourage speaking up if they don't like something, so they might just turn around and tell me to fuck myself.

>>49925773
calling people "chad" is so self pitying, let you want to bully a nerd so he can do the victim properly

>>49928825
>>49931863
Yeah, this. If you just "can't find anyone you like" you're an asshole and/or compensating. There's lots of attractive, interesting, socially adjusted people out there.

>>49931598
>>49931688
>>49931800

This is how you make me feel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTq66KIag9Y

>>49932305
Shit, by that definition everyone in my gaming group is a Chad.

>>49927912
What am I looking at in this image and why are you using it?

>>49928405
>rolled a 2 on wisdom check

>>49929110
>I mean obviously I'm doing something wrong if I'm cute and semi-normal but am 23 and have never kissed anyone or been on a date, so now I think I might just be scared and have little experience compared to my peers, so I've been trying to reevaluate recently.
Or you're just not driven that much by relationships, but the loneliness and lack of sex makes you unable to consciously accept that. I was in the exact same boat until I realized 5 things:
>holy shit, huge-ass computers are awesome
>holy shit, guns are awesome
>holy shit, cars are awesome
>holy shit, world travel is awesome
>holy shit, I need to make way more money so I can indulge in all of the above, time to work on career!

Then I look at all my friends and coworkers who are married or in relationships and see how little time they have, and realize that I'm perfectly content having all of my time to myself, for whatever I want.

>>49929110
>I was sick for 2 years in high school and I took some time off before college to get better, then another year off to really finish getting healthy
Was it leukemia?

>>49933929

To each his own but you don't have to be married or be in a relationship to be drowning in pussy. I have all my time to myself. Have a good job, Indulge in hobbies and bang chicks. It's not either/or.

>>49929362
>boo hoo, I had to be a Stacy in order to get a man and a family
Fuck her, she got her ring. Some of us are being constantly tormented by our bioclocks, feeling our ovaries shrivel away, with no exit in sight.

Also the reason none of you are giving her any sympathy is because she is taken, unavailable.

>>49929677
>when women do bad things it's the target's fault
>when men do bad things it's men's fault
How sexist

>>49925773
One of the regulars in my group is a Chad. Literally the best role-player I've met and I'm playing tabletop RPG for past 20 years, great person to hang with and always the most helpful if we have some new faces at the table.
Also, he's the reason why nobody is afraid to end the game at 2 AM and get out of the apartment in the really shitty neighbourhood to go home.

>>49929677
Well, here's to working out your issues because if what you're saying is true the problem is most def your issues. I'd strongly recommend trying to arrange some stuff on online: it can be a disaster, you can hate the guy, but you should try going on a few dates where the stakes are low and both of you are completely aware it's a date. You sound like you might be thinking along these lines already when you mention reevaluating things.

Hell, if you were anywhere near me I'd take you out just to show you a good time, and maybe a little that girls aren't so bad to date.

>>49933929
I've been in a long term relationship for 6 years now and we both indulge in all of those

So yeah I only get to have sex with one girl but she supports all my nerdy shit because I also support her hobbies, mainly doing /out/ and /trv/ type stuff which has gotten me hooked

A relationship should not be about dropping your interests for another person but sharing in what you like and growing as a result into a more complete human being

>>49928503
What the fuck are you talking about dude?
The term "Chad" has always been derogatory.

>>49926391
FUCKING KEK

>>49928692
My retired fiancee's father makes around a million a year just from his mutual fund account. By the time they are dead and we inherit that money it will have compounded to around 50 million. 20 years from now when I am in my 40's I am gonna retire, live off the residuals of the inheritance, let it compound, and shit post.

>>49925773
But anon, I AM the chad. Well, sort-of.
> 7.5/10 looking, always VERY nicely-dressed high income lawyerfag
>mfw whenever I walk into a game store or similar people assume I'm looking to buy a gift for a nephew or something

I was a huge open nerd all the way through highschool but did a complete 180° at university. Best thing I could do. Now I keep my hobbies in the closet.

>>49932158
Why the fuck do you know enough about D&D lore to know Bladelings aren't a 4e invention?
More to the point, even if they aren't, why the fuck would you make them a player race besides being so edgy you'd have to be self aware to even touch it?

Point stands they're still a bigger mark of stupid bullshit than Tieflings will ever be.

>>49932166
> What is a commissioned military officer
It's not that hard. Just hold your little shits accountable

>>49926790
>UPS manager

What a souless cunt. On that note, I'm a driver who has joined three different gaming groups on three separate routes.

>>49928008
Most of the gills I've met through 40k and WoD groups have been BPD nut jobs.

>>49929175
Underrated post

I want to meet a cute Chad to play games with and get railed by!

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My group has an official ban on "people" that aren't physically fit and hygienic. It's been a massive improvement since we enacted it.

Everytime I have sex in my room, I like to pretend my BAngles and Guard are watching in awe as a Knight Gallant fells a Greater Daemon of Slaanesh.

Chad and the popular kids aren't the assholes, they're the cool kids who are popular because they're nice to be around.
It's the people who are around them because they want to be THEM who are the real assholes.

>>49926113
>Dungeons and Dragons with its dragon people and crystal people and half-demons is still gay as fuck, though.
Not sure if you're talking about the games races or the prevalence of other-kin and internet-age wiccians

>>49925773
>Things that never happened: the thread

REEEEEEEE

>>49938513

4/5 of my players are people you wouldn't think are gamers if you passed them on the street.
>Zyzz lookalike
>Lawyeress(also, a lot of California Persian stereotypes)
>Biracial cardio bunny
>Medical resident with a fade haircut

And then a librarian with glasses, et cetera who gives off gamer vibes(but not odor, thank G-d).

>>49938842
I'm kinda inclined to agree.

no we dont have chads in london apparently

sporty types are lower on the social ladder than people who play fantasy games here

you get rugby lads but they aren't exactly popular with girls and neither are they very intimidating compared to the stereotype of american jocks

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>>49925773
played 5e with one Saturday. He's buddies with most of the group to begin with. I just met him.

played a Dragonborn Barbarian with a battle axe. no complaints.

he said he loved it and now we have a 5th player.

>>49939671
>you get rugby lads but they aren't exactly popular with girls

>>49939777
what? its true they are just average like everyone else

the people who are most popular with girls are black roadman types who wear EA7 trackies (lol) and those weird self proclaimed socialists/corbynites that study english lit and have extensive biographies on tinder

i guess rugby lads have a better chance than fat people because they are at least somewhat athletic

>>49926113
>It's not like just because we play sports that we suddenly won't be interested in video games.
Moreso, chads have a lot of hobbies that fa/tg/uys would consider crunch heavy. It's normally dressed up as sport but fantasy football, Football Manager and so on are both metagame aware, crunch heavy stat-analysis games. Hell I've taught one chad to play Magic and he near instantly became one of the best technical players I know.

>>49939777
rugby is played by private school kids and the welsh

both of whom prefer farm animals

>>49939846
>EA7 trackies
>people will unironically pay $250 for a tracksuit
Is this some weird British thing?

>>49939917
yeah they look ok but these guys spend half of their stacks on a pair of trousers and stunt like they are rich lol its a status thing with gangs and shit

obviously its spilled over into mainstream culture too now via the drill music in south london that has blown up in the past few years

>>49940096
>>49939917
That's not a British thing - we call that "hood rich" in the states

>>49940173
yeah of course people stunt all over the globe lol i just think the whole sportswear thing is british compared to americans wearing jeans and baggy t shirts/jerseys etc. i suppose basketball shit is sportswear but its not really the same here

its just evolved into wearing expensive clothes whereas back in the early 00's when grime was the gang music instead of drill people didn't really care about expensive clothes and wore whatever they wanted (which is ironic bc now people are copying that style but with so called luxury brands)

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>>49928503
>The nerd. Think Eugene from Hey Arnold.

An absolute badass?

>>49925773
Our Chad was the DM. Cool guy, ran a game where we each got a single item of artifact power and used them to fight a corrupt magocracy while also struggling to not be consumed by the power of our items.

I got a prosthetic ruby arm with enhanced claw attacks and fiery crits on a 15+. Eventually took a silver arm with lightning crits from a guy on the other side.

>>49934598
lol this salty landwhale

>>49938652
Are you the knight or the daemon?

bumping for chads

>>49934598
Then maybe you should go out in more than sweats, get fit and (horror of horrors! crime of all crimes!) ask a guy out.

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>>49931835
cute :) gay or grillgamer though?

>>49925773
Fag here and my bf is great but really not into pen and paper stuff, he's kind of a stereotypical chad really but very sweet. Been considering introducing him to a few boardgames but I'd hate to bore him

>>49945244
>Hey do you like Bionicles?
I mean I can't be any worse than "Hey what's up"

>>49945244
>bionicle
Beast Wars was so much better

>>49946166
Counterpoints:
Bionicle didn't even have a tv show so that's an unfair measurement
Beast Wars did not have any combiners, and Bionicle was all over combiner shit like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm

>>49940676
Sounds like a shit casualized game desu

>>49931598
>First session ends really well and we meet up at my house the following week.

and then they fucked bird.jpg

so this is neo-tg
fucking slut normies

>>49948824
>muh secret club

>>49948860
>muh open borders

>>49945244
Bi-scum male

>>49948824
oglaf.jpg

>>49931835
Good for you man. Not even gay and I'm jelly.

>>49925773
Yes- he was left hanging.
No. I just wanted to make a hanging chad pun.

>>49926510
Chad is Lawful good.
Tad is Chaotic evil.

>>49951286
>Chad
LG
>Vlad
CG
>Thad
TN
>Brad
LE
>Tad
CE

Am I missing anyone?

>>49951356

Dad?

>>49951426
CN

>>49929238
>literally wrestle junkies for money
Fuck everyone else in this thread. I want to hear more about you.

>>49928008
>>49926868
>mildly
seriously, people need to stop using this, you are on a different place on the spectrum, there is no more or lesser autism.

>>49951920
One end of the spectrum is more, the other is less. How is that hard to understand, it's a simple ide- ohhhhh. So you're on the "more" end then?

>>49925773
>giving chad more attention than necessary
no

>>49925773
What is a chad?
If it's just being attractive I guess yes, almost all the people at my LGS are 6'4"-7", fit and conventionally attractive.
We still spend friday night playing cards and minis.

>>49951637
Well, my guess would be either bouncer or nurse (male).

>>49925773
I've had plenty of Republicans in my group, yes.

>>49926871
>slaying clunge

I chuckled hard.

>>49928008
/fit/ here. give me your email.

actually i am a 27 year old virgin and all i have are my muscles and loneliness

>>49931835
whats the chance that i can smack a cute boy's nerd ass and he is actually into it.

>>49953576
Eh, why not?

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>highschool
>on school's tennis team
>lad it up on school's rugby union team too
>basically best MTG player for 3 years since I introduced it
>run year-long D&D campaign and teach people how to play
>do pretty well for myself (date a college student for awhile among others)
>later graduate college in 4 even with a semester off
>have job in my field even if the pay is kinda so-so

I dunno where I fit here anons...
wait I guess I'm a chad according to >>49932305 apart from the good looking bit.

I always sleep like shit so I'm perma-raccoon eyes

>>49951154
I liked it anon
thanks for the bush years florida

Looks like a swole Eminem

>>49953658
Hi ;)

Seriously though, finding a gay, not faggy, nerdy but not autistic guy with other interests to balance it all out is already basically impossible. And that's not even accounting for the biggest problem in fa/tg/uys, biggest being their penchant for being big and fat.

So to answer your question, not great...

>>49925773
We had a football player in my old group back in my school days.
It turned out he was actually just hiding his absurd power level.

>>49926510

This post just got way too fucking meta for me

>>49958108
>absurd power level
Was he black?

>>49958188
blacks don't hide their powerlevels

>>49925773
I am the Chad at our table.

Other than occasionally saying, "No, that's fucking stupid, we're not doing that" when someone is proposing idiotic ideas that violate the tone of the setting and no one really arguing with me, I'm just another player except with a hot wife and disposable income.

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>>49928825

>>49938293
>BPD nut jobs.

They really like Hell Boy?
(I honestly don't know what those initials mean.)

>>49960303
Borderline Personality Disorder - essentially really mean mood swings (unrelated to menstrual cycle).

>>49960323
Ah, thanks!

>>49925773
Never had one. Not many people here play tabletop. I may qualify for chad if you stretch the definition slightly though.

>>49925773
I play every week with a chad. He's coming out of his shell around a bunch of nerds but he's really into it. Outgoing and witty, he's a pretty cool guy.

>>49929175
>>49956925
White people don't all look the same, you guys are so racist

>>49931835
That's hella gay, bro

>>49928207
dude
i am deeply sorry life has led you down this path, and yet i am also happy that you have found some measure of satisfaction in marriage and raising your child

>>49925773
I am the Chad.

>>49965043
>your child
>your

ricardo the poolboy sends his regards

>>49965581
I am the Quesadilla

Are there any famous chads? Who in the world is currently the most famous chad?

>>49931835
nope. such cute things don't happen IRL.

>>49928349
L O N D ON

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>>49965855
Chris Hemsworth might be the chaddiest chad

>>49965603
I don't think you understand how girl cucking works, bro

>>49925773
unfortunately he was a dunce at anything we talked about... including what he wanted to talk about

>>49951920
Everybody's autistic in their own way anon

This threads making me insecure and depressed and I don't know why

>>49925773

The Chad at my table was pretty cool. He even got me laid by fucking my boipucci.

>>49927856
People like you are killing TTRPGs.

>>49925773
Not really, but I do remember some of the football team at my HS talking about Warcraft 3 (Not WoW) and Starcraft in gym class once. My school was so damn laid back about geeky shit it was great.

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>>49929145
>Group full of Chads
>They work to make a positive impact on people
>Military training

Is your group the A-Team equivalent for D&D?

>>49925773
Are American schools really as divided up as they're portrayed in movies and series? Because that's fucking sad if it is. I went to school just outside cape town and everyone did everything, at least once. I played D&D with a bunch of guys from the soccer team.

>>49970782
In my school shit was pretty un cliquish. Nobody seemed to hate each other, I mean yeah the "Gifted Special Ed" transplant kids like me from out of town didn't interact TOO much with the rest of the class but when we did nobody was rude to anyone. (Hell we were probably the most cliquish people to be honest, getting mildly annoyed when the mainstream kids went to the bottom floor and took up the spaces we sat around on waiting for the teachers to get in and unlock the classroom)

>>49970782
>Are American schools really as divided up as they're portrayed in movies and series?
no

>>49965581
Same. I tried to get my table top buddies to lift with me, but none of them stuck with it.

>>49925773
>Is in the Military
>Loves sports
>Loves 40k and RPing
>Cannot tell normies of my secret love and downplay sports/military to nerd friends

It's a lonely path, anon.

>>49970782
Nah. As good as The Breakfast Club is, each kid is meant to be an inversion/subversion idk which on the established archetype each character represents at the start of the film. As a real life example, two of the Chaddest people I've ever known in my life were massive fucking math nerds. Real life has nuances as shit, even in an uncultured land like Burgerland

t. burger

>>49927882
>tfw when I named my last dwarf character Big McLargeHuge
worth it

>>49970945
I know that feel. Gotta hide my power level from girls or I'd never get laid.

>>49965886
It wasn't as cute as I typed it out.

Much more... rushed and messy honestly.

Jesus, this thread ended up even more awful than I expected.

>>49979023
a lot more gay too