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CYOA General: The power of Gods edition

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>>49857340
>the only Communist covenant is Commercialist-only

It makes sense, but it saddens me.
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>>49857340
Post more than one CYOA.
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>>49857340
>doesn't link to the /d/ thread
If you're gonna add all that other crap to the OP, may as well add something people look at
>>>/d/7077578
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>>49857545
Okay.
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Could anyone please both the Mystery Box (both versions) for the CYOA about dating goddesses?
With all these CYOAs about getting powers from gods, I want to go on an adventure with God and remind the fakers who the one true God is.
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Gonna show some love to CYOAs that don't get posted much
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>>49857778
Does The Flame of Inspiration include cyoas?
If yes, I pick that. If no, I pick the Sword of Power.
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>>49857791
Guess you didn't get the memo, but Yahweh got retconned out of existence in the new version.
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>>49857778
Isn't "queen of the night" slang for prostitutes?
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>>49857926
There are many slang words for prostitutes.
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>>49857926
Pretty sure it's just "lady of the night", not "queen".
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>>49857916
Darn. I would love to go on a crusade with my God-waifu.
Actually it would be even better to be her prophet and after defeating all the fake Gods, I get to spend eternity with her in heaven.
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>>49857916
This saddens me.
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age the same as mine
background has a younger sibling
personality naughty, childish, cheerful and optimistic

intelligence and knowledge average
hobby singing
height about as tall as i am
skin very light
eyes brown
hair black
build average
breasts D cup
features muscular
special features phobia and closet pervert

weird features buxom is better
enchanted a vampire with nocturnal transformation

monster girl a one thousand year old slavic dragon with black scales

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I hate it when the thread's are slow.
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>>49858962
Threads. You mean threads.

Grammatik Macht Frei, schweinhund.
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>>49859030
>doesn't capitalize the noun
At least there's one other person so I'm not totally alone..
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>>49859030
It's Schweinehund, du Vollpfosten.
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>>49858987
I don't want any of the things that change me, so I guess I'll pick
>Mega Pouch
and pull money out of it whenever I need it. Guess I'll use it for food and clothes, too.
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>>49857778
Gotta go with the Crescent Moon.
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>>49859141
>>49859197
Well then. I oughta just fucking gas myself too.
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Because why not go old school oh who am I kidding no one makes builds for old content :^)
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>>49859480
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>>49859198
Much harder choice. Ignoring the obvious exploit with Mega Pouch exploit, I think I'll go with the Zombie Tonic. I don't normally go for immortality options, but perfect regeneration on top of superhuman strength and the ability to spread it pushes it over the top.
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>>49859492
And a fun one.
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>>49859503
C. You'd be surprised how useful ARCANE POWER is.

>>49859493
I am also fond of Zombie Tonic, especially since the benefits can be shared.
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>>49859503
Option B. Time to go on a rampage and not stop until the opposing sides of society and politics agree to compromise on their beliefs.
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>>49859493
It's just that, unless there's suddenly a massive threat or we're no longer on Earth there's no need for super strength. You will never need it for anything.
You could use it for powerlifting, but someone will figure out you're cheating sooner or later.
Wings are impractical, and again, you'd be a freak on Earth if you get wings.
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>>49859503
Wizard.
I'll devise a spell to turn into a cute, non-turboslut girl.
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>>49857526
Would physical formatting be enough to turn an Irish Elk into a biped?
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>>49857778
Flame's pretty obviously the best. Sword's restriction is too harsh - what's the point in learning martial arts if you can't actually spar?
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>>49859503

So option become a waifu, Chad or a wizard who doesn't care about jack shit.

Seems pretty obvious what you should pick here. Chad is the only one that doesn't come with any drawbacks.
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>>49859705
Not being an intersex turboslut is a pretty big drawback.
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>>49859632
There's a lot of uses for super strength, though. There's all kinds of strength-based tasks that'd be a lot easier if your maximum was a ton instead of a tiny portion of a ton - construction, disaster relief, and so on.
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What are some cyoas with interesting lore you can recommend me /cyoag/?
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>>49859462
$3m USD (-6)
Youth (-14)
Physical pain (+4)
Insanity (+5)
Dumb (+4)

Unlimited subs (-5)
Hygiene products (-1)
Full dental care (-2)
Medical check-ups (-3)
No-nonsense shower (-1)
Computer (-5)
Internet access (-5)
100 books (-1)

>>49859492
+46 points (-9.2m, left 800k)
High-class bathroom (3)
Bunk beds (3)
Maid (3)
Gourmet food (8)
Hygiene products (2)
Health care (3)
Internet (13)
PC Rig (6)
Warren Buffett (15)
Stock market (25)
Potion of youth (20)
Chloe Moretz (15)

>>49859492
Internet (16)
Desktop computer (6)
Fast food (4)
Video games (4)

>>49859503
Now this one is hard. C I guess.
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>>49859503
>REEEE PERSONALITY CHANGE, MEMORY DEATH, TRAP OPTION, REEEEEEE
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>>49859666
>>49859578
>Wizard
>C
Satan pls, don't tempt us with your lies. This CYOA was made with the purpose of everyone selecting A.
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>>49859765
Second one meant for >>49859480
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Ahh, excuses to post "old school" shit. Exquisite.
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>>49859777
>implying Arcane might has anything to do with demonic lies or even demonic truths
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>>49859799
None. They all sound generic and look average or creepy.
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>>49859462
Food (30)
>Kitchen with good ingredients (22)
Health
>Gym (17)
>Ubermensch (2)
>Medical Check ups(-1)
>Better Hygiene (-2)
Entertainment
>TV (-3)
>Media player with 1200 movies (-7)
Misc
>Money (-9)
Drawbacks
>Foul odor (-5)
>Dumb (-1)
>Physical pain (3)
Post drawback purchases
>Gaming console; Xbox or something (0)

Sure. this might sort of suck, but in the end I will be buffer than any Olympians out there.
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>>49859753
Traveller if you're interested in speculation and Italics has some neat stuff.
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>>49859777
Temptation cannot be forced, only offered. If you are tempted, that is your own desire.
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>>49859743
And if you don't work a physical job? I think the heaviest I've had to lift was an 18 kilo bag of dog food, and that's light as shit.
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>>49859845
>look average
>Implying you could get better than average on your own
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>>49859799
It's a good thing it doesn't call itself a waifu cyoa 'cause I don't see a Nazi.
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>>49859705
>>49859728
Not a waifu, an intersex abomination.
Nobody would waifu you.
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>>49859918
/tg/ would
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>>49859753
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>>49859918
/d/ would
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>>49859503
Does intersex mean futanari or like realistic, real-world intersex where you have a chromosomal disorder that makes you infertile, probably incapable of having sex in the first place and gives you numerous medical issues?
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>>49859937
>>49859946
/tg/ and /d/ are basically sister boards. And /d/ is into incest.
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>>49859480
Door to gym (65)
Upgrade to penthouse(59)
Unlimited pantry (55)
Basic hygiene (53)
Plasma tv (48)
All consoles ( 43)
All movies(38)
All movies( 32)
All tv shows( 27)
Unlimited booze (19)
French blonde chick (4)
Door to kitchen/dining room (1)
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>>49859947
Lets go with the realistic one because that shit be shit.
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Are you hardcore enough to join the Experiment?
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Merag from yugioh zexel is so gonna be the cutest wicked waifu
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>>49859947
I'm just interpreting it as whatever you end up as after playing the intersex turboslut CYOA.
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>>49859871
>Age: 18
Close enough to my current age.
>Challenge: School under Siege! (19)
You'll see soon enough
>Modern Suburban Tokyo (19)
Need more stuff for powers

Physical
>Athleticism (16)
I'm now fit.
>Front Row Seat (15)
It's Japan; who knows how high their standards are?
Accessories
>Chef's Cooking hat (14)
And now I can cook; neat
>Super Sugar Candy(10)
Ineedmoreenergy
>Golden Star Staff; Small fireball (6)
While teleportation might be more practical, I feel as if this would be better for dealing with soldiers.
>Little Steel Blade (3)
Increased stealth is always a benefit.
>Old Bamboo Broom (2)
If I'm better at cleaning, then I can get more stuff done.
>Blue Safety Razor (1)
I'd rather remain male.
Home
>Alone (0)
Finally, some peace and quiet.

Well that's fairly easy; Just kill as many soldiers as I can with fire and a tiny blade. Who knows, I might even win the war.
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Thread died before I could finally post a build for the goddess one so here it is.
>>49852093
>>49852108
>>49852123
>>49852132
>>49852143
>>49852161
>>49852177
>>49852192
>>49852210
Fuck it I'm going all in.
Pantheon 5 Goddess 9 Tokens
Athena +9
Minerva +9
Nike +9
Ishtar +9
Sekhmet +6

So that's a huge 60 token total for all this mess. They all have some knowledge to impart on me on how to wage war and rule. Yet they already have a built in outside of love rivalry with Athena and Minerva and has a yandere too. But this is the path to becoming the next god of conquest is arduous.

Comfort Royale (16)
>Guards 1
>Maids 1
>Larger Comfort 1
>Academics 2
>Great Forge 2
>Youthful Springs 2
>Casino 2
>Festivals 2
>Diners 2
>Comfort Control 3

Power-Ups (10)
>Increase Strength 1
>clones 2
>Increased Endurance 2
>Clockworks 2
>Domainsship 3

Legendary Heroes (34)
>Knights of the Round (12 of them)
>Gilgamesh
>Enkidu
>Hercules
>Perseus
>Achilles

Mythical Beast (2)
>Dragon

Event
>Grand Balla

Well after training under my goddesses and sorting out their rivalries (or die trying I guess) I'll hopefully be strong enough to begin my conquest of the other gods realms. Where I'd unite all the pantheons and get the harem end. Ambitious yeah but you shouldn't have made all the options so good. That or I just end up making my realm a sort of Valhalla for heroes and heroes-in-training.
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>>49859961
I would very much like a way off this ride.
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>>49860030
Why not post the CYOA you're talking about?
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>>49860003
Nutrient cube (-2)
Hygiene products (-3)
Jumpsuits (-1)
Shower (-1)
Complete medical examination (-3)
Treatment session (-1)
Medical drugs (-10)
Additional functionality (-4)
Upgraded computer (-3)
Internet connection (-5)
Imageboard (-1)
Self-cleaning room (-1)
Complete transformation (-10)
Full documentation (-3)
Briefcase x3 (-3)
Migraines (+6)
Mental whispers (+4)
Nightmares (+6)
Extra time, 10 years (+10)
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>>49859680
I don't see why it wouldn't. As long as shit's dope as fuck, Highlander lets a lot fly on builds.
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>>49859871
>Age 16
And I'll take a body as feminine and developed as you'll allow please!
I kinda want to be 18 since I'll never age, but then I won't get to enjoy the early grades of high school.
>May the best girl win! (12)
>Modern Suburban Tokyo (0)
>Size (2)
>Beauty (4)
Gotta be the cutest
>Front row seat (1)
>Chef's cooking Hat
>Obsession (+1)
With my senpai
>Old Bamboo Broom (1)
To make myself an even better girlfriend and more likely to win my senpai's heart!
I'm gonna win his heart with my baking!
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>>49860203
>Vagina: Stretchy, Extra Squeeze (10)
>Butt normal (0)
>Breasts normal (0)
>Extras: Animal ears (5)
>Other stuff: Erogenous mouth (5)
>World: Modern, prettier people, your views are much more common
Why would I ever want most of these things?
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>>49859871
School Under Siege! (1)
Modern Suburban Tokyo (0)

Athleticism (3)
Beauty (4)

Window Seat (2)

Cool Snow Globe (2)
Golden Star Staff (4)
Little Steel Blade (3)
Big Fluffy Teddy (3)

Wealthy (3)

Yoriko (1)
Kasumi (1)

Rival (-1)
Secondary Challenge (Music) (-3)
Stalker (-2)
Obsession (-1)
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>>49859753
>Blessings
Health
Warrior
Might

>Emergence
Caravan Camp

>Meeting
The Comrade

>Challenge
The Nemisis & The War

>Story
"When I emerged in this world, I was lying in a field next to some kind of priest. I took what gear and supplies I needed and buried the rest with him, as it was the respectable thing to do. The only thing within sight was a large caravan setting up to camp. I made my way to it as fast as I could as to not be lost in this empty plain. However, a small group of bandits beset me. With a strange sense of empowerment from my emergence, I fought off the bandits and took their supplies as well. However, My injuries were severe enough to where I fell unconscious before I reached the camp."

"Luckily, I must have been close enough to the camp to be seen because I awoke the next morning to the sounds of several men talking about my mysterious appearance. They inquired upon who I was and how I had ended up here. I explained to them the events of the day prior and they trusted me and my story enough to allow me to join their caravan and work as a bodyguard in exchange for food and shelter. This is where I met the two people who would most influence my life from then on, another fellow bodyguard named Lucas, and the caravan priestess, a magically gifted and exceptional healer woman named Serena. Lucas and I were brothers in arms for a short time, and trained together during our spare time. Serena would be the one to heal us after tough battles with bandits as well as after a overzealous round of sparring. The three of us were good friends, but only for a short time. As me and Serena grew closer as friends, Lucas became for vicious in training and less helpful in combat. Thanks to my blessings I managed to keep myself and the caravan well protected, but things took a turn for the worst as we accidentally entered the territory of some tyrannical king. The Guard leading the border patrol tried to capture our caravan." To be Continued...
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>>49860481
Oh yeah, the world stuff cost 25 points, putting me at 45 points spent.
Guess I can pick up
>Magic: Locate, Teleport (45)
I'll know where my husbando is at all time, and sure, it'll take a while, but eventually I can teleport to him.
I'll also take the
>Extras: Animal tail
since I forgot it. So five points left.
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>>49859871
Age: 12.
Challenge: Something in the Dark.
Setting: Fantasy - Magic/Futuristic Hybrid (17)
Physical: Athleticism, Beauty (10)
Seat: Window (8)
Accessories: Chef's Hat (7) Cool Snow Globe (5), Little Steel Blade (2), Old Bamboo Broom (1)
Home: N/A
Friends: Tanaka, Yoriko, Kasumi (-2)
Secondary Challenge: Best Girl (0)

Hopefully I'm not biting off more than I can chew; I feel like managing to be a hero will help with getting my Sempai to notice me, and if not I can always take >>49860360's route, find out her favorite food, and cook for her.
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>>49860203
>Vagina (Stretchy) (90)
>Bubble Butt (90)
>D cup (90)
>Animal Ears, Tail, Senses (70)
>Polymorph Other (45)
>Slow Time (-5)
>Turbospeed (-30)
>Neko (-40)
>Slime Girl (-55)
>Modern World (fix poverty, world peace, prettier people, your views are much more common) (-100)
>Neckbeard (0)

Just because I can't destroy the Neckbeard, doesn't mean I can't turn him into a super-slow-motion cat every 41 days and 16 hours.
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>>49860574
"Not realizing them as soldiers of a foreign kingdom and instead mistaking them for bandits, my fellow guards and myself enacted a counterattack upon their attack with myself at the helm of command. Lucas took advantage of the conflict and stabbed me in the back. As I died he told me that he could not have me taking away his spotlight in the caravan and 'his' Serena. However, with a burst of divine light I was fully reinvigorated and fully healed. However, it felt as if I had lost something in exchange for this second chance."

"Serena joined in the frey with her magic, and with her aid we beat down Lucas and drove off the enemy forces. Lucas escaped with them and went on to be a leading factor in the war to come. Our caravan left the forsaken territory and headed for the capital of our home kingdom. When we arrived, we were greeted with a cold glare as the caravan leaders, Serena, and myself, were hauled into the castle of our fair king. He explained to us that in our attempt to defend ourselves we broke the treaty with the other kingdom, and demanded we either aid in the upcoming war, or be handed over to the enemy kingdom for punishment. We joined the military ranks of our fair king and prepared for the war to come. Serena and I rose through the ranks quickly and soon became generals of our own army. However, despite all of our training and preparation, we were met with a most unexpected twist on the battlefield. Lucas had become not only a general, but the right hand of the tyrannical king himself. We both lead our armies into battle and though casualties on both sides were high, my army bested Lucas's army, and I bested him once again. This pattern of battle became quite common afterwards. Lucas would return with a stronger and more powerful army, and my army would improve and be reinforced as well. The battles would grow more lethal for both sides with each clash, but Lucas would always find a retreat plan after defeat to ensure he could try again."
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>>49860203
>Spell: Move through walls
>Spell: Slow time
Are you trying to tell me I can be a speedster?
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>>49857778
Wait, what happens if you take the Binding Knot and someone insists on giving you money, or you don't know that they've gifted you something, or the like?
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>>49859480

Who the hell would choose Don Draper for 10 points? You're basically paying to get cucked for five years and then get his sloppy seconds. Disgusting.
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>>49859865
I wish Italics made more short/small cyoa instead of these big multi-page projects they do.
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>>49860939
"After many battles and many defeats on his end, the tyrant surrendered and paid our fair king a great wealth of gold to reenact the treaty. However, he informed us that his greatest general, Lucas, had gone rogue and taken a small band of soldiers into the mountains. Since Serena and I were the only ones to beat him in combat, our fair king sent us with a small army of our own into the mountains. We hired a guide with our war money to aid in this endeavor. As we traveled into the mountains, we were set upon by dragons. Serena, the guide, and myself were able to survive with minimal injury, but most of our soldier either died or were too injured to be healed enough for further combat in the near future and were sent home. We found the small rogue army a few days later, also slain by dragons. We reached the summit where a small cave laid in wait for us. I knew Lucas was in there, waiting for us. Waiting for me. I sent our guide back and tried to send Serena back, but she refused to leave."

"Serena and I entered the cave and were greeted to a large room with an alter at the back. Lucas was in the midst of drinking something from a bone goblet when we entered. He exclaimed that we were too late, and that with the elixir he had, consumed, no mortal could defeat him. Ater that, he grew wings, scales, horns, claws, and even a tail, all of which were strikingly similar to the dragons we encountered on the way up the mountain. The final battle begun, and with his new power he out-powered and out-sped me. Serena did her best to help and eventually we broke his wing, but Lucas repaid that injury by piercing his claws through my chest. He turned on Serena with intent to kill, but once more I was spared of death thanks to the blessings I received all those years ago. I lost my martial skills and felt my tactical skills waver, but I still had strength and my years of training to aid me in finishing Lucas once and for all." To be concluded...
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>>49861200
Shame they've changed the magic systems too much in the 2nd edition. Can't really see this being recreated to model them.
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Looking for criticism on my OC
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>>49859947
>like realistic, real-world intersex where you have a chromosomal disorder that makes you infertile, probably incapable of having sex in the first place and gives you numerous medical issues?
Well your idea of realistic is wrong.
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>>49861221
I wish he made something that wasn't a waifu cyoa.
>>49861352
I guess I'll repeat my "I have zero need for more strength if we're on Earth as it is now" critique.
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>>49861227
"After my revival, we clashed once more without hesitation. He was furious that no matter what he could never seem to beat me. He proceeded to burn me with his fire, tear my skin with his claws, and bash me with his tail. Serena and I retalieted by tearing off his other wing, impaling him with divine magic, chopping off his arm, and gouging out his eye. The battle was long and bloody, but Lucas was defeated. I knew he would never surrender his crusade for revenge, so I decided to finish him off before he could retreat. Serena blocked me off and tried to defend him, believing he could change for the better. He repaid her kindness by trying to kill her while her back was turned. I was able to save her, but only by sacrificing myself to his flames."

"He reveled in victory for brief moment before Serena finished what we had started. As for me, I sat at that gate of death for a few moment longer than normal. Contemplating whether or not I should return. I did not want to risk Serena's life more by interfering with the weave of fate more. However, I decided to return, for I realized I did not want to leave her side just yet."

"I returned, and the look on Serena's face solidified my choice in my mind. I had never seen her so happy before. We returned to the capitol and settled down there after giving the king our final report on the events in the mountain. Peace has been restored, and we lived our lives quietly and blissfully until the day of our passing." The End.
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>>49861352
The image quality was better last time you posted it.
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>>49861352
Looks pretty solid to me. The background could be improved but I really like the pixel tone you got going on.
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>>49861352
Vamp Tooth and Zombie Tonic are imbalanced due to immortality. They have their drawbacks, but still. Especially vampire since you can even walk in the sun.
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>>49858752
Going for max survivability build

Limited omniscience
Alpha genius
Regeneration
Army of One
Lightspeed

Limited omniscience and alpha genius is self-explanatory.

The rest of it is that in any case where I might be in danger I can combo lightspeed and army of one to run around the world while creating clones and having them disperse as quickly as possibly. If the worst case scenario comes to pass and all my clones are killed then I still have regeneration to fall back on and bring myself back at any location where a clone was imperfectly killed.
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>>49860030
>intersex turboslut
But the term intersex turboslut predates Intersex Turboslut CYOA and in fact was the inspiration for that CYOA.
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>>49859842
>>49859871
Alright, maybe i phrased it wrong. But Satan still spreads lies about superiority of other options over A option.
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>>49861383
She has made some cyoas that weren't waifus: If, Tyrant, Armored Core, Girls Military (technically)

But they are always her shortest cyoas being a few pages.
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>>49857340
Well, then. Time for Exile.

>Profane (6 left)
>Reincarnation (0 left)
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>>49861379
There is a large number of conditions that could be accurately termed "intersex", of which the most well-known, Klinefelter's Syndrome (AKA "XXY syndrome") is often regarded as the only one. The vast majority do, in fact, involve medical complications extending beyond the genitals. The human body was not meant to develop, and especially not undergo puberty, without the right hormonal balance.
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im going to get angel wings
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>>49861398
2x less resolution
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>>49861627
sorry, shitposters only get devil wings
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>>49861627
This is what Angel really thinks.
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>>49861352
>not taking mega pouch and thinking about the other items
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>>49857526
>Background
Longinus
Male
Collapse Period Rome; Glorious Roman

>Skills
Mid-Tech Understanding
Adaptability
Natural Physique
Martial Training
Tactician
Pariah
Critical
Nocturnal


>Items
-Clothing
Traveller Leathers
Landsknecht Vestments
Tartan Cloak
Traveller's Medinah Scarf

-Weapons
Yuta Brace
Yuta Brace Upgrade
Longinus Striker (Retrieval Throwing Chain)

-Knick-knacks
Pegs
Basic Bag
Basic Survival Kit
ID Card
Aspis of Lycurus
Stigmata Nails
Witching Bottle
Iron Halo
Flux Generator
MagiblocTM Coinage
Glepnir Chain
Omni Camping Equipment
Standard Breather
Warding Spirit
External Memory Box
Leader Line
Whale Skin Marks
Self Operating Cooking Gear
Hovercycle

>Little Things...
Lophitic
Outlander
Food Intolerant
Philosophical Aspects

>Faction
The Lonesome Road

>Covenant
None

>Companions
Mezi 'The Burner'
Agatha Niucrad
Mithra
Gaius Astronious

>Home District
Hubworlder

>Hubworld
Terra-D2342

>PANIC
The Unbreakable

The Biblical Longinus, or at least one of the many variations of him. As his legendary lance pierced the side of Jesus, his blood flew freely down Longinus' arm and into his mouth, turning him into what many would describe as a 'Vampire'. Cursed to wander his timeline as an immortal to pay for his sin, he was picked up in three years before Emperor Constantine took over, and therefor has no knowledge his homeland turned its back on him. Biological has managed to cure many of the drawbacks of his Vampiric state, though it also cost him many of the indirect boons such as his immortality. Has a burning passion for God-slaying, and picked his Hubworld specifically to fight against the closest to the being who cursed him.

His companions are either the closest he could relate to from his timeline, or formidable fighters. Longinus is trying to get them to go God-Slaying with him, and desires to form his own Covenant dedicated to the same goal.
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>>49859799
>the IDF girl uses the picture of a fatty

Nice job picking images, Anon.
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>>49861529
She?
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>>49861946
IDF don't take fat girls?
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>>49861987
All CYOA authors are female
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>>49861946
>>49861990
I actually know that girl in real life. She actually is from Israel and she did serve in the army, though I don't know if in infantry. She is built like an APC though. You don't see it in the pic but she's basically a female dwarf. Short, wide, huge ass muscles.
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>>49862077
Is that common for Israeli chicks?
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>>49862110
I would assume "no". Most Israeli chicks don't serve in combat roles.

Those who do would probably look like musclebound lesbians, though.
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>>49861994
If only it was so, anon. If only.
>>49859799
Except for Laura not liking shy introverts, she is basically perfect. I think with someone like her, I can learn to do better in casual social situations.
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>>49862133
So just like the girl in the pic, basically.
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>>49862077
Fair enough, the angle makes her look like a stereotypical fatty though.
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>>49862176
Curiously, I've also met an Israeli woman (she was here selling something illegally, but still fun to talk to) who fit the "squat, muscular, giant tits" description. It does seem to be a thing there.
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>>49862110
>>49862133
>>49862199
Speaking as an actual Israeli, that's pure confirmation bias. Most of our women just look like women. Even the boobs are overrated.
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>>49862077
>using people you know in real life for pics in a CYOA you know is going to be used as somebody's fap material

Dude, uncool. What are you gonna tell her if she sees that?
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>>49857997
Let's see... I made Angelic Inheritance around 3-4 weeks ago. That one I gathered all the images and then wrote the bits and put it together. I actually had more options but I fucked up and made the background first and was too lazy to fix it. Then I made Boxful of Puppies about 2 weeks ago, which was followed closely by Catastrophic Caper. Both of those I actually had everything written out before hand and most of the difficulty was finding the images that would work with them. A few options had to be changed, like the Sinner's Scale, which became a ring instead of being an actual dragon's scale. Then, I made Fleshweavers, which I actually gathered a huge folder of gory surgical images and just creepy pictures beforehand and wrote bits that would fit with the images. This one's a bit simpler, as it's really just two sets of four choices, and I've got general ideas for pictures that I wanted for each part, but have saved quite a few that didn't quite fit because I wanted to. The most recent was inspired by https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzQ6gRAEoy0 this music video.

Most of learning how to do it has been messing around with filter settings in photoshop and just kind of having years of art, architecture, and fashion design experience that's given me a feel for what generally would look good. The visual stuff is the easiest part, as there's tutorials and things all over online. Other than that, it's been figuring out how to create interesting options. That's actually harder than you would think, as what I find interesting to write isn't always fun to pick from. I like to write sort of an extended question with some choices that you can use to answer the question I pose. That's why my favorite to write was actually the Catastrophic Caper one. On the other hand, the one that's been the most popular was Fleshweavers, which I didn't find that interesting to write. In fact, it was actually kind of taxing to do so.

>>49859287
Danke!
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>>49861845
They don't exist on earth tho
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>>49861994
Even with evidence to the contrary?
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>>49861465
They don't do much for me, honestly. I'd rather have massive power in this lifetime.
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>>49859871
>Age:15
>Challenge: Who's Stealing My Rolls? (16)
>World: Fantasy (Magitech) (13)
>Seating: Window Seat (11)

Accessories:
>Chef's Cooking Hat (10)
>Cat Ears Headband (6)
>Old Bamboo Broom (5)

>Home: Alone, Pets (3)
>Friends and Family: Kojiro, Fumie, Yoriko, Yuyu (-1)
>Extra Credit: Rival (0)

Between my enhanced senses and mobility in my various animal forms, my loyal pet team, my irresistible food, the inspirations I glean from glancing out the window, Yuyu's gossip and Kojiro's craziness, I'm certain I can track down the culprit well within the time limit.

I wasn't too sure about the age because I can't decide whether I'd want to stay or return, but 15 sounds just about fine for either way.
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>>49860080
You could take Freya to get Fólkvangr as well.
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>>49861352
I'll take the mega pouch. I now have all the money or any small item I'd ever want.
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Anyone have the adopt an author cyoa?
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>>49859871
Do I want to, really? Or was I somehow tricked into this?

Either way, it's too late now. So let's see what's new.

>AGE: 10
Like a starting Pokemon Trainer.
>CHALLENGE: Something in the Dark!
I'm not alone here. Will I have to fight my own shadow? Time will tell.
>WORLD: Fantasy (17)
We're someplace full of magic, someplace full of wonder - but should I really be here?

>PHYSICAL: Size (15), Athleticism (12), Beauty (8)
It seems like I'm being set up for success here. Not sure why, but there we are.

>SEATING: Front Row Seat (7)
Plus, if I do fall asleep, everyone'll know it's because I'm actually tired.

>ACCESSORIES: Cat Ears Headband [do ravens count? if not, let's go with a cat] (3), Chef's Cooking Hat (2)

>HOME: Alone (1), Pets (0)

>EXTRA CREDIT: Rival (1)
Somehow I knew there'd be a catch. Unless this is an attempt at giving me another reason to stay.

>FRIENDS: Mayumi
It doesn't matter how much she tries to raise me right. I have to go back. I have to get everyone else who's stuck here back, too.

This isn't right. These people shouldn't have to spend their whole lives as the wardens to our prison.
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>>49859503
>C
You are strong child, but I am beyond strength
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>>49862471
Interesting. You've tried both collecting images first then writing, and vice versa.
I always have a hard time figuring out how I want the background, textboxes etc. to look. I lack imagination in that regard.
And I never know what other people want, either, or know how to write a world that isn't shit.
That's a pretty cute song, thanks. That video is far too depressing to go with the song. Well, the part that isn't the flashback. I did not expect feels from your post. I really didn't need that. I really didn't.
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>>49862856
No need, Highlander is the best.
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>>49862856
Yes, but I'd rather post this because it's cute.
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>>49862903
The text boxes don't really need to be that fancy. And the background shouldn't be too distracting.

For the text boxes, using rounded-rectangles set at a contrast to your text and background is a perfectly serviceable option. Fancier stuff is neat, but gets in the way of the actual content of the CYOA if you're not using it to build the mood or theme. For example, using the spattered and torn papers in the second page of Fleshweavers was all for the effect I was trying to build. But I just used rounded rectangles with oval pictures in front of them for Angelic Inheritance and it still looks damn good.

For the background, I only have a nice looking top image and then clipping mask it over a gradient so that it fades into the rendered clouds. I've used that literally every time. Sure the clouds may be a little lacking in contrast for some of them, but that's okay. Just make sure your text boxes give enough difference for people to be able to see them apart from the background and see the text on them. Also, remember white text with a black outline is legible on anything so long as your font doesn't kern so the exterior lines run together too much.

The feels are what inspired me. The isolation is quite a familiar feeling for me, and I've had trouble expressing it. This was an idea that should work.
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>>49863063
>>49862856
But I can be nice and post it, too. I still think that screencap is adorable and wish someone could make a non-waifu cyoa (maybe a daughteru) with authors.
But there aren't that many still around and active..
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>>49861352
Might want to clarify Poro Poro Portal a bit. Can I grab characters who are weak but can empower others like a Code Bearer from Geass, or super scientists like Tony Stark or Lex Luthor?
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>>49863079
>if you're not using it to build the mood or theme.
But I want to. I never know what to do with them, so they end up basic and boring.
>spattered and torn paper
See, that shit I can't think of. I never think what would look good or build mood.
>gradient on the intro picture
Simple stuff like that evades me, too.
It really bugs me how hard that video hits me. I'm kinda not looking forward to your cyoa if it was inspired from that video. cyoas are about escapism, not reality.
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>>49863228
Hmm... I don't really know what to say. If I could impart of whatever gives me certain understandings for building mood and tone, I would. The only thing I can say is look into stealing from creative people and then incorporate that all together in your own way. I've basically appropriated most of my ideas by going throughout life and being in odd and interesting situations. It hasn't stopped my life from ending up sucking, but going out and learning about and doing things I'm interested in has given me enough experience to draw on. For example, after I injured my wrist doing HEMA stuff, which cut off my source of income, I started getting into fashion design. Never designed any outfits that anyone's worn, but learning about colors and how to use them to emphasize form is something I can draw from.
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>>49859462
Small Room 10 Years CYOA: (+30)
Food:
>Small Kitchen (-4)
>Upgraded Kitchen (-1)
Health:
>Dental Care (-2)
>Medical Care (-3)
>Fantastic Shower (-2)
Entertainment:
>Unlimited Books (-5)
>Glory Hole (-3)
Misc:
>1,000,000 USD x4 (-8)
>Youth (-14)
Drawbacks:
>Physical Pain (+4)
>Foul Oder (+4)
>Dumb (+4)

>>49859480
Basement 10 Years CYOA: (+70)
>Skylight (-2)
>High Class Bathroom (-3)
>High Class Kitchen (-3)
>Library with every Book Ever (-4)
>Master Bedroom (-4)
>Maid (-3)
>Limitless Fast Food (-3)
>Limitless Fridge (-3)
>Limitless Pantry (-4)
>Basic Hygiene (-2)
>Health Care (-3)
>Internet (-13)
>PC (-6)
>Jenna Marbles (+3)
>Potion of Youth (-20)

>>49859503
>Option C
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>>49857836
this is really good
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>>49863114
Angelanon would murder you in your sleep.
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>>49863441
Maybe it's even so good you'd post a build!?
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draw tier 2
fairy wand
hat
language tier 3
arcade tier 2
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>>49860003
I've dedicated at least an hour to this and I think I know exactly what I want in order to be as productive as possible while still making room for my mental health and my physical needs. Warmly welcome any criticism regarding productivity.

To start ar the penalties.

Migraines +6 points
Overwhelming stench +4 points
Blindness +6 points
Mental whispers +4 points
Extra time +10 years

This gives me a total of 30 extra points plus my 25 points is a total of 55 points.

Then, starting from the top are my choices

Sweet cubes 2 points
tooth brush, hand wash and toilet paper 1 point
proper bathroom 2 points
shower 1 point

home gym 3 points
fitness instructor 2 points
strength drugs 5 points

medical examination 3 points
gene therapy 10 points

music speakers 1 point
library 2 points
extra books 3 points
musical instrument "violin" 2 points

psychologist 3 points
environmental control 1 point

lessons in medicine 4 points

Time does not pass 5 points
I do not age 5 points

With this I get 20 years of time to train myself to my hearts delight physically, mentally, enjoy a variety of books and 100 violin pieces I can use to train myself for my own violin. My psychologist can help me deal with the mental whispers and general loneliness and with lessons in medicines I can accumulate a wealth of knowledge regarding the human body and certify myself once I'm outside. The gene therapy will help with the gym and the steroids will give me an excuse to eat more and get more nutrients.

And best of all, it happens in the blink of an eye for everybody outside. Though I will have to explain how I suddenly got ripped overnight, but that's not my problem at the moment.

Any ideas about how to improve this build?
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>>49857836
Human, i would've chose oni or arachne but their compulsions don't fit my personality.
Pond Scum: Fuck yeah i'm a contract demon. You can have what ever you desire, all i need is your soul.
Gaping Maw, Fast Learning, Multitasking. Maw cause i'm probably not gonna be having much to eat at the start, Fast learning, just cause i want it. Multitasking cause i can dodge attacks while still telling all about my special offers on used cars :D
Basic Info, Player Data (150), Energy Generator (backpack), Power Module x3 (small), Energy Converter (260), Gun (scout) + energy weapon (300), Stealth Suit (100), Reconnaissance Droid (500), Communicator (100) (total: 1410) Melee Weapon (axe), Personal Shield Generator (550), Food x 4 (40). total: 2000
Don't know what faction i'd join
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>>49863645
FYI if you don't have anti-magic shields, you are going to get slaved.
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>>49863582

Why would you think something like that?
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>>49863582
There are many worse ways to die than painlessly in your sleep and it wasn't suicide v
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>>49863798
So you're going to play dumb now and pretend that a couple threads ago you weren't openly posting about your desire to punish all men for being rapists by dismembering them while they're still alive?

>>49863835
See above.
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>>49857836
>>49863586
human
necromancer
multitasking, gaping maw, swift shadow
power armor 1000
energy generator 100
power module 50 x4
melee weapon: sword + energy weapon upgrade 250
gun + energy weapon upgrade 300
communicator 100
Flechette

at the beggining i was doubting wether i should choose avian or human, however i went for human becouse it made me feel more comfortable. then i was pinned between choosing either flechette or singular industries, but the info and resources offered by flechette tempted me
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>>49857778
Gimme the Ouroboros tattoo. Live a long (150 years) and healthy life and die peacefully, and all I have to do is go vegetarian? Done and done. It might be a minor inconvenience at first since I do love meat, but I'll get used to it.
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>>49857836
>>49857836
>Oni
>Winner
>Sleepless, Gaping Maw, Faster Growth
>Energy Generator -100, Anti Magic Personal shield -1500, Bastard Sword with Energy Upgrade -250, Basic Info -50, Communicator -100

The "I am the real monster" build
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disadvantages case 53, reincarnation, pint-sized, wildbow whats a wildbow, without a map, disastrous, horrific and apocalyptic

difficulty god mode
powers wildcard photokinetic regeneration, apprentice, twins, crossover, exalted and gamer

advantages 2 item of powers, companion, special snowflake, charles atlas super powers, cauldron vials, comic book pretty, man of mystery, plot armor, resources and bad@&& normal
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>>49864066
you forgot the power modules man
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>>49863114
Adopt an Author CYOA:
>Highlander
Highlander is love.
Highlander is life.
I want to protect Highlanders smile.
>Box Wine
The cutest. Second best author.
>Angelanon
To bully.
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>>49863114
I pick Highlander, SDA, and Italics.

Then I force the both of them to create the ultimate cyoa. Italics does lore, characters, and waifus sections. Highlander does the powers, lands, and lore as well.

Then we add "Now including SDA from Stardust" and it's gold.
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>>49863900
Okay that sounds a lot more painful than I'd like, but in that build she had powers from cyoas. In real life she'll probably drug me in my sleep.
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>>49864242
>Then we add "Now including SDA from Stardust" and it's gold.

Okay I laughed.
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>>49857836
Arachne
Slavemancer
Sneak Attack
Swift Shadow
Sleepless

Player database 100
Melee weapon 50
Energy Weapon Upgrade 200
Energy Generator 100
Power Modulex4 200
Stealth Suit 100
Basic information package 50
Energy Converter 10
Flangian Hound 500
Personal Shield Generator 500

Behemouth

Because somebody has to be the villain. I am coming to enslave you to my will. Maybe I've already gotten to your friends, how would you even know until they betray you to their true master?
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>>49864372
i shall use my necromancy powers to stop you~! evil villain. then i shall enslave everyone TO ME
MUAHAHAHAHHA
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My life plans are forever formless and changing

adapted
mind
body control
shape shifting
jumper
things that go bump
geo
machine spirit
hate empowerment
illusions

img01.deviantart.net/ad7b/i/2016/017/d/e/fan_fusion__pearl_x_peridot_by_richdogan-d9oaavj.jpg
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>>49860003
i'm not even hardcore enough to read that much text
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I recently finished my first ever CYOA, creating it completely in GIMP. It took quite a long time to create and I'd like to make more.

I'm wondering if there are any guides that could give me ideas how to work more efficiently or if there are any pieces of software that would work better than GIMP for helping me quickly put together all my info and pictures into a nice looking CYOA
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>>49863114
> Kit's coming home from drinking at the bar
> Pretty wasted, feeling badly about herself
> Anon and that floozy Italics are out of town, probably just left to get away from her
> She's almost in tears by the time she gets home
> Goes to pull out her keys, only to realize she doesn't have them
> She just collapses on the doorstep sobbing
> Everyone hates her, no one would miss her if she just walked off a bridge
> Front door opens
> Little Highlander sticks her head out and sighs
> Helps Kit to her feet, gently muttering under her breath fucking kafirs
> Gently helps the unsteady fox girl inside
> Kit's still babbling about how Highlander shouldn't bother with her and she isn't worth her time
> "Stop. Drink."
> Highlander makes her quiet down and drink a some kind of tea that makes her head stop spinning
> Gently helps the fox girl to her bedroom
> As Kit crawls into bed, Highlander is still there, and tucks her in
> She stops and softly puts a hand on her cheek, Kit can see the deep circles under her eyes
> The last thing kit remembers is Highlander giving her a gentle kiss on the brow before the world goes black.
> Highlander brings her laptop downstairs, sits down besides Kit's room to keep an ear out
> In case she starts vomiting
> Again
> "Fucking drunkard"
> But she's willing to put up with it for Kit, and that sweet smile of hers
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Been thinking of making this for a while.

Sort of a MOBA CYOA, combining things from Dota, League, and Smite, much like Hell Invasion.

Wanted to pitch the idea, see if there's any suggestions for it. What I'm thinking of is it'll use Dota's stats to divide up the skills (Strength, Agility, and Intelligence), skills will be stuff like tenacity, crit, magic resistance, etc., items from all 3, and a patron god from Smite that'll give a certain power depending on who you picked.

I'll probably edit the backstory if it's too rip offy, might try to make it more original but originality has never been my thing (I am Chinese, after all).

Also I have finally learned to use another graphics program besides MS Paint.
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>>49864496
Post it mang
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>>49863114
>When you want to make a new adopt an author thing but don't know that much about very many authors
>When you only know Beri, Universal War anon, Italics, and Highlander from the old authors
>When the only new authors you know are the Raven, the Weeping Orc, and yourself
Man, I wish I knew things about other authors.
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>>49864537
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>>49864521
Include a paywall.
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>>49864618
calm down satan
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>>49864521
>Sort of a MOBA CYOA, combining things from Dota, League, and Smite, much like Hell Invasion.

I thought most of your cyoas were already MOBA cyoas.
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>>49864568
Animal Listener, CYOA Assistant.
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>>49857836
Race: Elemental (Water) Because it's smooth and refreshing. An elemental water attack has lots of utility uses, making it more useful outside of combat than say fire. (Not that fire isn't important, but lighter fluid can last you quite a while.)
Class: Healsl- Charmer. Pretty easy to gain XP. Unlikely to be killed by strangers due to usefulness & charisma.
Perks: Gaping Maw (Because finding food isn't always easy).
Faster Growth: In a lot of games, this is a trap skill because it is useless once you max out. Since scum can trade XP, though, this is a valuable farming tool, especially considering how a healslut's method of gaining XP is pretty simple.
Sleepless: Sounds like I can still sleep if I want to, which is good if I want slow, lazy, passive XP gain overnight from minor, vaguely sexual contact. The perk helps with keeping watch over the zombs.

Items: Energy Generator [1000] I don't have much in the way of offense, but I can use this to draw in others to help protect where I live. Since I provide a useful service & am low maintenance, I doubt anyone would try to kill me just to take over my house.
Large Power Module [200] Hey, if anyone wants a bunch of lewd heals & a safe place to live, grab an Area Shield Generator & come on down.
Small Power Module [50] For personal stuff.
Energy Converter [10] To keep the lights on.
Energy Gun [300] There's no use for a shield around your house if you can't shoot back out at the undead swarming the place.
Communicator [100] It's important to stay in touch with people nearby.
Basic Information Package [50] Nice to know exactly how tough the undead are.
Player Database [100] Important general knowledge.
I have [190] left. I'll throw in a
Energy Generator [100] So that the energy gun will have infinite ammo when taken out.
The last [90] will be saved incase I need more food or something before finding more credits.

I'd probably prefer joining up with Flechette. Nice & simple.
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>>49864568
>"If I had a ___".
I'm sure I could trick someone into saying "if I had a billion dollars" or any other "useful" phrase without telling them about my power.

>Time skip
Because suddenly vanishing for 2 minutes is one hell of a panic button.
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>>49864568
>If I Had a "___"
>Can you read this aloud for me?
>Thanks.

>Carnival Skill
Become a god tier carny.
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>>49864568
>If I had a "___"
Sure, there'll be a lot of nickels, but the real prize is when someone says something obscure. There's no telling what I'll get!
>Animal Listener
Really useful. I could be a dog whisperer if nothing else.
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>>49864568
Fart Control and Dancing Shoes. I would be the bane of Pollitical Debates.See hilary dance her ass off and listen to trump just farting constantly.
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>>49864568
>Expiry Vision

Just the other day, I bought a cake at half price. The day after the day after that event, I glanced at the expiration date and it said that the cake had expired. (Sold by the 15th, not to be eaten by the 16th.) It had been in the fridge all day, and I've had day-old cake before. Still, I was torn between wanting to eat cake and not wanting to die. Something like this would really benefit me.

>If I had A___

Why not, really?
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>>49857836
>Race:
Nurarihyon
>Character Class:
Seer
>Perks:
Sleepless
Swift Shadow
Multitasking
>Items:
-100 Energy Generator
-100 Energy Converter x10
-50 Small Power Module
-1500 Personal Shield Generator w/Anti-Magic Mod
-100 Stealth Suit
-100 Communicator
-50 Basic Information Package

Thief/Scout/Info Relay Build
I just point things out and steal shit, then hide while everyone else does the hard, backbreaking work of killing everything.

Not my fault everyone else wants to be Punch McGee and not plan ahead. Who in their right mind wants to do everything the hard way?
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>>49864880
I don't think anyone's actually made a Knight. Seems no one actually wants to be Punch McGee
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>>49864568
Recycling Expert and Perfect Poops
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>>49863114
Imaginos, Kit, and most definitely Angelanon.
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>>49864132
So I did, amended version then

>Oni
>Winner
>Sleepless, Gaping Maw, Faster Growth
>Energy Generator -100, Anti Magic Personal shield -1500, Bastard Sword with Energy Upgrade -250, Basic Info -50, Power Module x2 -100

I just gotta kill someone and steal their communicator then
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>>49864973
>Doesn't actually affect her posting ability
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>>49864973
Doing Hurtful Things to Angelanon CYOA:
>Spanking
>Gagging Her (Ring Gag)
>Rape
>Butt Rape
>Kiss Her (Unconsensual)
>Live Happily Ever After (I Mean... I'll Be Happy)
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>>49864568
>weird fetishes
>downvote vengeance
1. I curse all men to have a fetish to downvote all of my redit posts and give me money
2. all women have a fetish for having sex with me
3. ???
I don't know where I'm going with this
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>>49864916
>>I don't think anyone's actually made a Knight. Seems no one actually wants to be Punch McGee

Time for that to change then.
>>49857836
>Race
Human
>Class
Knight
>Perks
Arcane Strike
Wise Hunter
>Items
Energy Generator (100)
Small Power Module x2 (100)
Power Armor (1000)
Melee Weapon (Spear) (50)
Energy Weapon Upgrade (200)
Gun (Revolver) (100)
Ammo x100 (100)
Food x5 (50)
Communicator (100)
Basic Information Package (50)
Personal Message x2 (50)
Player Database (100)

No idea which organization to join though.
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>>49865313
Fair enough, I'd consider sex with you to be weird and unenjoyable too.
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>>49859799
I saw the file name and thought it was going to be a cyoa about becoming the superhero firestorm and picking the other half of it.

I am sad now
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>>49865334
You are short a perk, pick 3.

you will make a good slave, meat
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>>49865376
I'm an idiot. Add Sleepless.
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>>49864144
At least I made second
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>>49865342
kek
thanks for the oportunity to use this
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>>49851517
Maximum over/d/.

You asked for this.

Grey - 12in/decent girth. Teleport to any location on planet. Remote view any location in galaxy. Transgalaxtic telepathy.

Purple - Doubles in Size and you can make women orgasm in seconds after pre. More attractive, never bathing, no working out.

So 12" becomes 24"? Neat. (I assume it works despite everything.) Also make the girl that was brought over orgasm in seconds. (Who cares about her looks when you can use a magic dick to take out the trash.)

Deep Blue Hole - Futa +50% Dick Size

3' now. Also Futa.

Blue - Blue skin, Survive Deep Underwater/Space. +50% Dick Size; 4'5"

Red Hole - Resurrection. Fair Trade.

Lavender - Tastes and smells great.
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>>49861483
>God mind and Molecular Telekinesis

dead son.
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>>49864568
> Shoe lace control.
> Spiders.
Oh, are you trying to escape the swarm? GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. I WILL SPAM SPIDERS FOREVER.
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>>49865764
Should have taken the blood red hole, because what's better than a 3' dick? 2 of them!

Of course me, I just take the white hole on the free coupon and be done with it.
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>>49864521
will there ever be a second part to hell invasion From the demons point of view
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>>49864568
>Gaming Promo Code
YES
>Spiders
SPIDERS
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>>49866237
Not technically spiders.
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A short update on Survivor of the Polydimensional Collapse and/or Cryogenic Cyborg:
Today I got a surprise 5 page paper I've got to compile before tomorrow night. Luckily it's in a subject that I can bullshit my way through once I do an hour or two of research. This does postpone me working on anything, including Survivor of the Polydimensional Collapse and Cryogenic Cyborg. Please Understand.On the good side of things, I'll be extra happy to work on all of my projects over the weekend. Possibly be able to finish getting the templates and resources together to finally finish Cryogenic Cyborg.
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>>49857836
Aren't the perk images from Tales of Maj'Eyal?
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>>49859942
this is really well done
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>>49857836

Elemental: Earth
Shifter

Faster Growth
Multitasking
Sleepless

Personal shield generator + Anti-magic mod
>would this fuck with my own magic and teleportation?
>unsure what items to choose so fuck it for now
Flechette seem pretty cool
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>>49866438
do you just listen to bob ross in the background?
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>>49866572
They from a site with Creative Commons video game icons. I think I've seen them in other cyoas. But yes, I think ToME uses the same icon set.
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>>49866665
It soothes the soul. I've played more Bob Ross in the background in the past year than I've listened to actual music. Just hearing the soft scrape of the pallet knife on canvas sets my mind at ease. When he's putting in bushes or trees and you can hear the brush bouncing off the canvas, that's when I can breathe and relax.
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>>49864568
Dance Shoes and Pet Rock vision
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>>49863767
it doesn't say the range on the slave thing
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>>49857836
>RACE: Elemental (Fire)
>CLASS: Knight
>PERKS: Faster Growth, Arcane Strike, Sleepless
>ITEMS: Personal Shield Generator (+Anti-Magic Mod) [500 left]
>Small Power Module [450 left]
>Basic Information Package [400 left]
>Player Database [300 left]
>Energy Generator (Portable) [200 left]
>Melee Weapon (Greathammer) [150 left]
>Kevlar [100 left]
>Gun (Flamethrower) [0 left]

>FACTION: Flechette

BY FIRE BE PURGED!
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>>49862077
>I actually know that girl in real life.


Does she really have weird, asymmetrical eyes, or is that just a bad pic? Because her eyes have always looked really weird to me.
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>>49861352
this is take one right? you should provide some instructions, because i immediately thought "oh i'll take this one and this one- wait, can i even do that?"
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>>49864568
Animal listener and gaming promo code. Hair grower and remover is tempting though, because then I could just have infinite hair to donate or sell.
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>>49864568
>If I had a _
>Perfect Poops

A haiku for you
Happy as pandas can be
Pretty panda me

>Gaming Promo Code
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>>49864521
i want to be a yordle
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Sort of off-topic, but wasn't HiroMoot gonna drop some hammers due to not getting any ad money? I might not be paying attention, but I haven't seen any substantial changes.
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>>49867868
He said some words, but I haven't seen anything going on.
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>>49867868
I think one or two boards had their max file size dropped by some insignificant amount.
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>>49865995
Probably not.

However I will do an update to v.3.0, using paint.net to make it look better. I'll likely split the pages by origin, i.e. all the Blessed powers, weapons, and armours go onto one page, etc. etc. with the front page being racial picks, armour mods, and unaffiliated armours+weapons.

>>49867475
Well I hope you like spellcasting/technology, cause I was going to give Yordles bonuses in those areas.
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>>49864568
"If I had a __"
Animal Listener

"If I had a __" needs work, because right now I can just trick people into saying it, or ask them to say it. Animal listener is just useful as fuck if you have pets.
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>>49868085
Yeah, I realized as soon as I "published" it that I needed to rephrase it to make it a little less OP

It's on the top of my changelog.
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>>49857836
Build 4:
>Race: Oni
Infinite Strength=Infinite power
>Necromancer
Because Storing souls sounds useful. Wonder what I can use them for?
Perks
>Sleepless
I’ll be busy over the next few days
>Arcane Strike
Just incase normal punches weren't enough.
>Multitasking
In the heat of battle, I must be able to focus on many things at once.
Equipment
>Personal Shield Generator with anti magic mod (500)
Because slavemancers exist. I know it might mess with my magic, but this is only for dealing with powerful slavemancers.
>Small energy generator (400)
Need to power my shield
>small power module (350)
Need to power my shield.
>Basic Information package (300)
>Player database (200)
>Communicator (100)
Because knowledge is power.
>Keep the last 100 for a rainy day.

Faction: None, though Behemoth sounds tempting.

Story on next post.
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>>49868329
Just a few moments ago, most of my homeland was content to live in stagnation and idleness, achieving little in preference of luxury. When the...event happened, there was chaos; for the first time in a long time, many would go hungry due to a lack of food. For the first time in a long time, there were actual stakes in life for these people. For the first time in a long time, there was actual change.

I can’t let them go back.

They can have their internet, their cars, their cell phones, their technology. I care little about that. What they cannot have is their sense of peace, their idleness, their stagnation. For if it comes back like it once did, I don’t think anyone can stop it.

Thus I manufacture new dangers for them; undead of various sizes, shapes, and power. Great weapons of bone and flesh striking their little towns, their attempts at restarting civilization. It will be slow at first, only a handful of undead at a time. But with every victory of theirs, my own power grows and with it, my hoard. They will try to stop me, but I will fight them at every corner. They will hate me, fear me, and never know that what I do is for the betterment of them all.

As for me, I shall live out the rest of my days amongst my undead minions, growing ever stronger and ever greater. I know I cannot be everywhere at once, but with incorporeal undead and souls to experiment with, I might just find a way soon.

Try and stop me.
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>>49864568
Wow, they are all almost useless.

Perfect Poops and Expiry Vision, I guess.
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>>49857836
>Race:
-Oni
>Class:
-Shifter
>Perks:
-Arcane Strike
-Faster Growth
-Multitasking
>Items:
-Energy Generator (1900)
-Power Module (1700)
-Personal Shield Generator w/ anti magic (200)
-Common Clothes (190)
-Melee Weapon: Nagamati (140)
-Communication (40)
-Personal Message (15)
>Faction:
-Flechette
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>>49864568
>Popcorn Resurrection
Potential immortality if I'm reading that right.
>Internal Clock
Also very useful.
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>>49864568
I'm gonna go with Gaming Promo Code and CYOA assistant.

Having to find and fiddle around with appropriate pictures for CYOAs is why I've only made three extremely simple CYOAs and basically abandoned my work on Agent of the Patriarchs CYOA and QoL CYOA.
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Who are some CYOA authors that you guys remember? What aspects of their CYOAs and personalities do you remember? What would they look like as waifus or daughterus?
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>>49868537
MCCYOAanon. She'd have a massive fetish for dressing up herself and other girls as Disney princesses, but be prone to sperging out if someone didn't "fit" the princess they were dressed as.

SDA's tail: The fluffiest

Angel's nipples: The puffiest
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Anybody got that new OC by Strife? The Hunter thing?
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>>49868589
SDA's Tail, how big are we talking? Like Fox tail or Wolf tail?

Angel's nipples, how big are we talking? Like pepperonis or mini marshmallows?
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>>49868813
SDA's a wolf girl.

Angel is pic related.
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>>49868854
Wolf, got it.

That really her? Cause if so, those are some damn poofy nips.
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>>49868873
yes we want to see them
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>>49868537
I only even remember SDA, Scientist, Sockminster, and Ordion off the top of my head. For being a smug meme, for necromancer and being a hard worker, for vampire and originality, for just generally being agreeable with the way I think from what I've seen of them.
>>49868873
Most likely not. She posted a picture of her face, or at least she said she did but you could search it back and find it all over. Literally no good reason to suspect that's her. Stop giving the whore attention.
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>>49868873
Probably. She initially posted a picture of a tumblr landwhale to throw everyone off when people were bugging her for pics, but when that was called for bullshit (I think it had a filename that was a dead giveaway or something to that effect) she posted that one instead.
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>>49868932
>Stop giving the whore attention.
Infidel, you shall die for disrespecting our Immaculate Angelic Empress.

Make peace with your pretender gods, for they shall not save you, effendi.
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>>49868932
I can't compete against SDA's smug folders. That's the Vampire Overlord one for Sockminster, right? I've seen Ordion around, but haven't actually had the chance to run through the stuff he's made, yet. I'll have to do some study.

I'm just saying. Not trying to give her attention, just saying.
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>>49868932
>Stop giving the whore attention.
I don't see what's the issue with bringing it up.

Angel herself has already said that she's limiting her posting in Cyoa threads to prevent the thread-killing derails that pop up whenever she does anything to really indicate her presence in the thread.

She's put a lot more effort into not being an attentionwhore than SDA, that's for sure.
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>>49868988
Yeah, that's the one. Ordion made Great War of Ordion, Crown Quest, Reclaiming Our Empire, and Emperor Quest to name a few. Forgot to mention Italics. Forgetting him makes me feel as if I've sinned. If you're making something just look at the drive to get an idea of who and the what or post a WIP and you'll get more serious responses.
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>mfw I'm the only person who still remembers what the old cyoa authors were like.

You guys have the memory span of gold fish. I got work in 30 minutes, I'll be back in 9 hours and I might regale you all my experience with SDA, Scientist, Spadesy, dumbledaft and Dr. Divergent and maybe others.
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>>49868932
She did admit the face was fake.
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>>49869076
I've got a few other pieces I've promised to finish first, but I wanted to gather some bits to write down. I'll probably have a WIP of a sort together for it sometime next week. It'll probably just be text in a PDF until I've got a better idea for the extent of descriptions and whatnot. I'm thinking it might end up something like Branching Hearts. With dedicated pages for the various authors connected to a first hub page.
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>>49857836

>triples the cost of the shield

And there go all your points
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>>49868988
There's the Hell Invasion CYOA in the last thread.

>>49869076
I also made the Super CYOA and Desert Soldier.

Those ones weren't as popular though.
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>>49869234
Do you have like a folder or whatnot where you keep the lot of them? I'd love to look all of them over.
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>>49868650
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>>49869258
Yes I do.

Here it is: http://www.megafileupload.com/g9u4/For_You,_Anon.rar

In it, you will also find the WIP Companion pages for Super CYOA. I got about halfway before I fried myself.

If anyone wants, they can finish making them.
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>>49869347
You're the bestest, Ordion. Thanks!
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>>49865764
You get a maximum of 5 tickets total (1 free, plus up to 4 from fucking the sister).
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>>49867475
Yordles are the best thing to come out of the entire MOBA genre.
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>>49869564
I don't get it, what's so good about Yordles?

I've only played about 4-5 games of League.
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>>49868537
>Who are some CYOA authors that you guys remember?
Beri, author of such works as Royal Revival, Branching Hearts, and the Art Genie Galleries.
>What aspects of their CYOAs and personalities do you remember?
CYOAs tend to be cute (and sometimes lewd, sometimes a bit of both). Doesn't seem to show disgust when asked if something would enable someone's weird fetish.
>What would they look like as waifus or daughterus?
Cuddly slimegirl.
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>>49866957
Nay, it's pretty clearly just the angle. When you take a pic for the sole purpose of grotesquely emphasizing the tits, everything else comes out distorted.
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>>49868537
I'm the one who keeps pushing for Harem Creator and Alice Anon out of some perverse interest. I don't know how they'd look as daughterus and I don't think they really count as "famous authors", but each in their own way has become a bit of a meme due to their sheer craziness and the iconicness of their quirks (Harem Creator's insane optimism and insistence that CYOA's are "art", Alice Anon's long winded rants about ANYTHING). If Angel counts because of the scenes she causes, I think they would, too.
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>>49869626
They're cute little gobliny things. What's not to like?
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>>49864973

I don't know why but the last 3 gave me a boner
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>>49869647
I love Beri. I don't really want to crib off the other guy's CYOA and just make Beri a slimegirl because he was one on the other one. But it does match pretty well.

>>49869673
I've seen and been frightened by Alice before. It seems to be an intense undertaking. I haven't seen much of Harem Creator's stuff lately. I can't remember exactly what he made. Y'know, other than the harem one.
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>>49864544
i think authorfu cyoas are cute but I like feeling like people care so you know, im biased
>>49864498
I.. Don't know if that is cute or not. That first sure isn't what is like to hear right now, but the last half is super sweet. very sweet.saving the story.thanks
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>>49869304
Molten Artillery

>Prey:
Age, Adult
>Base Form:
Humanoid
>Perks:
Extra Limbs x3
Opposable (free)
Venom (fluoroantimonic acid)
Venom (fluorine trichloride)
Projectiles

I'm gonna burn-melt some motherfuckers.
The plan is to hop in and out of the aetherial quickly, firing all out spikes at once for maximum OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK.
With the toxins they'll be carrying, it honestly almost doesn't matter if I even hit. Shit's gonna melt and burn regardless.
What the acid can't eat the FCL3 will burn, basically. And vice-versa. No barrier can stop me.

I probably look like a cross between The Old Man and Shy Guy from SCP Foundation.

Tall, skinny, half-melted looking. Only I've got 8 arms and fire bolts of horrible death from my wrists.
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>>49869793
>I haven't seen much of Harem Creator's stuff lately. I can't remember exactly what he made. Y'know, other than the harem one.
Last anyone's heard of him he sounded like he might go back to making his anime genre CYOAs, starting with Magical Girl, but said there were all kinds of setbacks and that the end result was boring.

He also made that blue "secret gf" CYOA with the gypsy and each girl being terrible in some completely arbitrary and unpredictable way.
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>>49869831
Ohhh, that's his? I do remember that one. Trying to imitate his style for the page I'll do for him is probably going to be difficult.
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>>49869809
yeahi really didn't need that first half. That hurts a lot anon.
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>>49867475
>>49867954
I'm fine with that.

what do you think Poppy is, though?
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>>49859462
>physical pain (34)
>foul odor (38)
>dumb (42)
>virtuoso (27)
>youth (13)
>unlimited subs (8)
>hygiene (7)
>jacuzzi (5)
>computer (0)
rough
>>49859480
.-8 mil (110)
>workshop (105)
>fast food (102)
>library (99)
>pc (93)
>internet (80)
>high class bathroom (77)
>hygiene (75)
>medical care (72)
>potion of youth (52)
>penthouse (46)
>vidya (40)
>bunk +one extra (36)
>RL bro (x3) (15)
>redhead (0)

>>49859492
>fast food(26)
>library (22)
>music (18)
>hygiene (15)
>cell phone (12)
>workshop (6)
>destop (0)

>>49859503
>C
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>>49869854
What's his "style", besides starting shitstorms wherever his foot presses?
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>>49861352
zombie tonic
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>>49869909
Eh, that's pretty much it. I'm not good at that.
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>>49869793
>I love Beri. I don't really want to crib off the other guy's CYOA and just make Beri a slimegirl because he was one on the other one. But it does match pretty well.
Beri was a slimegirl in both of the author waifu CYOAs that I remember (the old one with SDA, SuperSoldierAnon, Scientist, Thrallherd, etc. and the newer one with Pallas, Kit, Hunter Guy, etc.). Why stop now?

>>49868537
>Who are some CYOA authors that you guys remember?
Symbiobro, author of such works as Symbiote CYOA, Accidental Abduction, Tit Happens, and Bugdom.
>What aspects of their CYOAs and personalities do you remember?
Seems to like huge tits and Marvel-esque symbiotes. Besides that, tastes for CYOA subjects seem varied (kaiju, insects, underwater creatures, aliens...).
>What would they look like as waifus or daughterus?
Probably rather well-endowed, or at least hoping to be. Probably also a symbiote. Might bond with you and give you girly/womanly looks and figure (with huge tits).
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>>49859705
>Chad is the only one that doesn't come with any drawbacks.
Unless you don't want to be Chad. I don't.
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>>49870000
Oh frig, I love bugdom. I just keep not posting my builds because it's always been posted while I'm in the middle of working on stuff. Gotta put Symbiobro in.

I guess there's no reason to break tradition, then.
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>>49869988
Going only by the Harem game and this one, there's actually still a fair bit.

1. He's big on "narration". Very rarely says things straight, has to find some way of stating them "in-universe".
2. As was mentioned before, he's really optimistic. Always talking about how he believes in /tg/s "goodness" to each other, the potential to create art, the ability to love imaginary characters unconditionally and other lofty concepts. He's basically a deluded fuck, but in an inspiring sort of way.
3. Because he's so completely certain that he's doing good, he cannot be deterred from his holy mission, EVER. No matter how many people tell him that his newest CYOA idea is terrible and everyone will hate it, he'll STILL go "NO, I BELIEVE THAT THIS TIME LOVE AND GOODWILL WILL TRIUMPH!" then release it and be disappointed everyone hates it. Then he'll be like "THAT'S OKAY, I'VE LEARNED A LOT, NEXT TIME FOR SURE WILL BE BETTER!"
4. It's been frequently mentioned that he thinks about his CYOAs less in terms of choice games and more in terms of some weird VN in potentia. Basically, he writes characters with a lot of drama and feels buried in their stories, not realizing that nothing will ever happen since CYOAs are a static medium by definition and everyone will just call them shitty unsatisfying waifus.
5. He likes subverting anime tropes.
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>>49859799
Why don't any of these ever have any women who are 30 or older?
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>>49870060
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>>49870068
Everyone in /tg/ will call them "old hags" and claim they can get better in real life.
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>>49862199
>"squat, muscular, giant tits"
Replace "squat" with "tall" and you've got my ideal woman.
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>>49870060
That's a damn good analysis. I'm probably going to try to do something like that with each of the authors. Try being the operative word in that sentence.

But for now, the booze is starting to go to my head and I'm going to pass out.
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>>49864568
here is my poem
it is in hikau form
give panda more shit

>perfect poops
>recycling expert
>meme button

first is just good on it's own
last 2 are very exploitable, just sorting out spare recyclables from an entire dump into trucks to take it away has got to make enough money for a living (while helping the environment). Meme button could be used to land facebook page management deals I'd wager. text somebody i know "here is the meme i was going to use for x" and 90% of the time get the best possible advertisement, the other times say "woops wrong one, here is what i meant to send". Can probably use it to predict the future and shit too.
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>>49870082
>claim they can get better
But older women are the best. Nothing is better than them.
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>>49870201
Shut up, grandma.
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>>49869886
Poppy's an exception to the rule. She's the "strong" part of a craftsman- lugging around heavy shit all the time. Plus blacksmiths were known to be very strong.

I'll include half dragons like Davion and Shyvana too, but should I include Darkin? There's the fact that there's only supposed to be 5 and they seem kind of special snowflakey.
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>>49864568
>perfect poops
Most comfy power
>It's fine
That's a beautiful power.
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>>49869304
>Prey
Religion(DAS JUDEN)
>Form
Humanoid
>Perks
Prey Sense
Tracker
Flight
Huge
Powerful
Venom(Zyklon B)
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>>49869076
>Bride
Tetria
>Symbol of Office
The Orb
>Form
Mirrors
>Estate
The High Tower
>Vampire Country
Bloodsprings
Bloodoil
Scenic
Lost
>Borders
Werewolves
Pale Ones
Trolls
Reunite all of Vampire Country under the supreme Vampire King. And we will build a wall to keep those god damn trolls out.
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>>49870300
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>>49870230
Sure, why not. If you want any input or help or anything, I've played all three mobas you mentioned pretty extensively.
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>>49870361
I'd like a lot of input actually, listening to /tg/ I think is something which has really helped me fix a lot of issues with my CYOAs.
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>>49870386

>implying ASSFAGGOTS isn't a shit
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>>49870300
>Religion
>Not Race
You fucked up.
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>>49857836
>Race
Nurarihyon
>Class
Necromancer
>Perks
Sleepless
Fast Learning
Multitasking
>Items
Stealth Suit
Communicator
Reconnaissance Droid
Basic Information Package
Player Database
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>>49870429
N-No I meant to do that
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>>49870404
It's a shit, but it's a good shit.

When you sit on the toilet after holding it in for hours. The holding it in are all those horrible games with garbage teammates, toxic players, trolls, and EZ EZ EZ spam from the enemy team. Taking the shit is like when you finally win after a long losing streak. When the shit comes out smoothly, that's like when the enemy team has been assholes the entire game, but you win in the end and get to laugh at them.

That's a shit I can get behind.
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>>49870468

So you play to win, not for fun. What a time to be alive.
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>>49869213
1500 for the shield, 100 for the generator and 50 for the battery. Just enough left over for an energy gun and another battery if you want it.

You HAVE to take the AM shield though or you'll be easy prey for the first slavemancer you run across. Even with the shield you have to stay alert, a melee sneak attack could knock it out in one blow, and then you are done for anyway.

You also cannot trust anyone. Anyone could be a thrall to a slavemancer, waiting for the right opportunity to disable your defenses and let their master have you.
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>>49870480
I have fun when I win.

There are some very rare cases where I have fun when I lose, and where I don't have fun when I win, but those are very rare indeed. Mainly because it's really hard to find an enemy team that doesn't spam "lol ez mid" or "jajaja noob" when they start winning. And a team that doesn't blame another teammate or you for shit you can't control.
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>>49863198
They specifically get depowered. Nothing happens to weaker characters.

>>49866977
You pick one
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>>49871003
Don't worry, everyone knows you were supposed to pick just one. Don't mind the autist.
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>>49871003
Sorry, I'm asking because with characters like that, their real power isn't in what they can do, but what they can let other people do. E.g., Tony Stark creating some sort of invention that'll let him take on armies using only existing scientific principles and his own genius.
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>>49870200
I think you messed up your poem...
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>>49857340
So I've been inspired to make a shitty CYOA:
>pastebin.com/XiDPtSWw
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>>49868873
>>49868932
>>49868961

That pic >>49868854 is me. After that one people were asking for face pics, but I didn't want to post my face here, so I posted some others that weren't me.
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>>49857836
First Build, best in First Wave
>Race
Human
>Class
Shifter
>Perks
Faster Growth, Sneak Attack, Wise Hunter

Explore, fight, live fast and live free.

Second Build, best in First and Second Wave
>Race
Avian
>Class
Transmuter
>Perks
Wise Hunter, Growth, Fast Learning

Learn, work with others, be an asset in this new frontier with your knowledge. Dunegeon diving in act 2 may be problematic with the whole "need to fly" thing

Third Build, best in Third Wave
>Race
Elemental: Water
>Class
Charmer
>Perks
Growth, Sleepless, Fast Learning

Fuck everybody. Open up a massage parlor when things stabilize in the Second and Third Waves. Offer therapeutic services, relaxation, healing, and sexual release.
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>>49872469
Are your nipples usually that puffy? They're cute.
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>>49872420
Looks neat so far.
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>>49864521
I'll do my very best not to shitpost it. I play one of those games and it inherently makes you an elitist fuck to all the others.

And it's not a MOBA, damnit
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>>49869304
This needs to be paired with his Comfy CYOA, so you can have the fun contrast of being a total monster who's probably racist or a rapist with someone who lives in this beautiful comfy paradise

That said...
>Prey
Adults. Used to do gender, but that's way too busy for me
>Form
Chimera (combining Humanoid and mammalian). I'll keep the opposable perk from humanoid and keep the not taking acceleration drawback

>Perks
Opposable for free via Humanoid
Powerful
Projectiles
Venom
Tentacles
Pheromone Tag
Camouflage

I took the Chimeric form simply for aesthetics. Other than that, hit people from the shadows with venomous shots. Tentacles for close engagements, mobility, and grabbing anyone I plan on keeping.

I'd theorize about what happens after I catch someone alive and take them to the Aether, but it sounds fucking creepy no matter how you slice it. I can pretend to be a decent person in most CYOAs, but sort of like Endless Fog in the Islands CYOA, I simply don't see how you can be in this situation and not end up a terrible kidnapper
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>>49872420
>shitty CYOA.
That's nothing, just take a look at what I've been working on.

Yes, it will eventually be an image. For now, though, I still need to put in the last few options.
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>>49869809
>>49869863

Sugar is strongest in the presence or post of bitter anons.

> After that night Kit starts paying more attention to what it is Highlander is doing
> She notices how rare it is to see her leave her room
> How she only tries to do it whenever she's alone or when someone needs her
> How tired she always seems to be
> Finally there's a night when its just them again, anon and Italics are out on the town
> Highlander is sitting in the kitchen
> Staring dead eyed at her laptop
> Kit can see her shaking just a little bit
> "Highlander it's pretty late, maybe you should go to bed"
> "Not yet" she whispers and gets up to make herself some coffee
> "Too much to do"
> Kit normally would just go to bed
> Kit would normally just ignore her
> But Kit doesn't want to
> She gently wraps her arms around Highlander
> Highlander tenses up at first but slowly leans back into Kit
> "If- If I go to bed now it'll just be bad dreams"
> "Well-" "I could go to sleep with you, so you wouldn't be alone"
> Highlander is silent, and after a slowly nods her head
> Kit takes her up to her room
> Makes her put on some pajamas
> The only ones that fit her are ones she'd long since outgrown
> Kit grins and pulls the smaller girl into her bed
> She's surprised how quickly Highlander snuggles into her embrace
> Kit can feel Highlander's ribs through her shirt
> She frowns and nuzzles up against her, holding her tight
> Eventually the two doze off together, snuggled up in one another's arms.
> It's the first night in a long time for Highlander where she doesn't wake up crying
> Maybe its the fox girls warm embrace
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>>49872528
They really are. I'm normally straight as an arrow, but I kinda want to nibble on them all night long.
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>>49872846
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>>49864568
Panda Poem? Crazy Request.

Too much good stuff here.

Lucky Butterfingers (Oh mobile devices I'd lost...)
Perfect Poops
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>>49872846
Right in the feels, anon. Right in the god damn feels.
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>>49870201
Franklin plz.
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>>49872469
What's your opinion on the Hurtful Things cyoa?

I worked really hard on it, senpai.
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>>49857836
>Elemental (viññāṇa-dhātu, "consciousness-element")
I'm a sucker for non-standard elements, and the rarely mentioned sixth Buddhist element (after the usual four and Aether) gives immunity to mind control at the cost of dependence on mental stimulation or something.

>Transmuter
This is because it gains XP from learning and not any fetish things at all nope no sirree.

>Machine Interface
>Fast Learning
>Multitasking
Boost XP gain and synergize well.

>Small Energy Generator 1900
>Energy Converter 1890
>Small Power Module 1840

>Personal Shield Generator 1340
>Energy Shotgun 1040

>Communicator 940
>Basic Information Package 890
>Player Database 790

>Flechette

Yeah, basically a wizard.
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>>49873415
It does say classic elements. That generally means the Four. Otherwise I'd be a darkness elemental or some shit.
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>>49872946
It can only get gayer from here on out.
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>>49865764
>Sandy Hole: Gain sand regeneration.
>White Hole: Use sand regen to get dick back without spending ticket.
>Blue: I'd like to know what speed the space flight is and or what the carrying capacity is to know if I need to pack snacks for the trip to mars/alpha centari etc.
>Red: In case sand regen isn't enough.
>Lavender: everything is a pretty big place. I'll wanna keep track of it and learning's pretty cool too.
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>>49873594
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>>49873594
>implying Velvet has a thing for anyone except her dad

It's like you don't even Elektra Complex.
>>
Could someone post the meta CYOA with more than 6 options? I remember seeing one like that a while back.
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>>49873692
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>>49873739
>30 points
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>>49873739
Ah, thank you kindly
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>>49873761

What's this from?
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>>49873783
An /a/ is too lewd thread
>>
For CYOA authors who include a point system in their CYOA, how do you balance the amount of points and costs of things to still make things fun?
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>>49862893
Still one of the coolest and most terrifying speeches I've ever heard. Imagine being there.

>>49860003
I can't do it. I'm spoiled enough that I cannot imagine not eating real food for ten years, let alone not having basic amenities unless I were outside. I gave up after the gym section.
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>>49874039
Few are hardcore enough for The Experiment.
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>>49874015
By spending several hours thinking of whether this is an appropriate cost for that power.
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>>49868537
Why does no one ever remember me?
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>>49874015
By meditating in prayer to the god of CYOAs.
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Get your pearl!
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Wait there's fuckers here that play League of Cancer?

My in game name is Aching Lecher
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>>49872926
>tfw Angel will never be bi and you will never play with her puffy nips
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>>49874209
Pretty autismo, fampire.

I hope Tumblr paid well in their commision for this to get the author through making such a cringey pile of shit.
>>
>>49859871
If i pick Little Boy, do i develop girl features when I get older?
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>>49874264
I played back in like 2011-2012. Did it get any better? Better enough to redownload and play, I mean.
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>>49874347
How is that pile of shit any more cringey than this fucking general?
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>>49874489
Yes actually, Rito is planning to release an official replay system and sandbox mode sometime in November.

It only took them 10 years.
>>
Hello anon, I've made for you a new thread before it's too late

>>49874556
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>>49873573
It is a classical element, just nor one of the usual four.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mah%C4%81bh%C5%ABta#Fifth_and_sixth_elements

Other options are Wood, Metal, and Aether.
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>>49874015
Cost options based on how good they are relative to each other. The starting points should be a few as possible while still allowing me to feel satisfied with my choices.
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>>49857836
>Oni

>Knight

>Perks:
Gaping Maw
Sleepless
Faster Growth

>Items
Energy Weapon / Giant Club (-250)
Small Power Module (-50)
Personal Anti-Magic Shield Generator (-1500)
Small Power Module (-50)
Small Energy Generator (-100)
Basic Information Package (-50)

>Behemoth
"Though I do not agree with sparing the weak, I have no trouble with it either. Only the strong are worthy of my full might. However, I will gladly kill or enslave the weak who speak out or act against us if needed."

My plan for this game is simple. I will kill as many enemies as I can as fast as I can while resting as little as I need to, eating my enemies along the way. I will grow strong enough to be able to fight all of my foes alone so I don't have to worry about forming bonds or alliances. Allies will only slow me down and make me weaker.
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>>49874015
I'm not an author, but this is my perspective as someone who min-maxes and powergames the shit out of most CYOAs.

>costs of things
Against each other in terms of usefulness.

>amount of points
Don't. Let the players' conscience be the limit. I'll keep my builds very minimal if there's no hard limit.
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>>49858752

>All Major Power

>Alpha Genius
>God Mind
>Limited Omniscience
>Regeneration for Immortality
>Imaginary Constructs Or Molecular Tekekinesis

Become the God Emperor Of Mankind.
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>>49872573
Sorry.

ASSFAGGOTS, there is that better?
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>>49874794
So you're saying, include a hard limit?
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>>49875569
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>>49874794
>the players' conscience
The what?
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>>49875569

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