Jumpchain CYOA Thread #968: Horrible Awful Edition

>>48385709
Damn you, you got to it before I could post Best Edition.

Perhaps tomorrow...

Is anyone else having trouble getting things to load on the drive?

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New player, had a go at making a Jump.

>>48385727
Cool.

We're so close to the Thread #1000.

Does anyone has anything special prepared for the occasion?

>>48385675
World Items are a waste of CP. A divine set is much better for buffs, since WI are neither absolute nor really that powerful.

Talents that stack are much more useful.

>>48385727
First of all, welcome and glad to see someone new making jumps!

Second... you have only one discount for Drop-In, and no perks for them at all? You effectively have only two backgrounds.

Why does Tamer give you four exclusive freebies?

>>48385766
>Does anyone has anything special prepared for the occasion?
Not really. I might race to finish my jump for it, but I make no promises.

>>48385727
Needs some love for Drop-In, and I really don't like the "check online for how this Jump works!" approach to Jumpmaking.

>>48385766
I might put in some effort to finish the Jump I was working on, but I doubt I'll be able to do it in time so maybe I'll just give up on it.

>>48385696
Where I can picked up a hammerspace on the level of Personal Inventory (extra large version)?

Likewise, where can I picked an equivalent perk to Innate Talent Golden Mind, because it's straight-up a huge intellect boost with no other add-ons or clauses (other than the mentioned risks of being /that/ smart)?

>>48385699
>>48385766
I do have a fiat-level immunity perk to mind control (thankyou Kirby) but what jumps (besides FFTA) offer perks that gives immunity to instant-death or restricted-movement effects?

>>48385790
>>48385772
We're like thirty threads out on it though

>>48385803
So maybe a week.

>>48385803
I'm a /slow/ jumpmaker.

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>>48385727
>log on
>see this
>mfw I have to accept that Dirge is never coming back
>mfw his P&D will forever be WIP while we have this

>>48385794
Super Mario RPG gives immunity to Instant Death. There's also literally any SMT Jump, excluding maybe Persona if you don't go the right Arcana. But it has Homonculi which absorb the effect.

Is there any way to merge companions in jumpchain?

I asked this a last thread, and was banking on using FF15 echo stuff for it, but that only seems capable of merging yourself with one other person.

>>48385794
>Where I can picked up a hammerspace on the level of Personal Inventory (extra large version)?
FT's Requip is the easiest one. There are others, but that's off the top of my head.

>Likewise, where can I picked an equivalent perk to Innate Talent Golden Mind, because it's straight-up a huge intellect boost with no other add-ons or clauses (other than the mentioned risks of being /that/ smart)?
Intellect boost perks are a dime a dozen.

>>48385794
>immunity to instant-death
True Immortal form Vampire Diares and Dog Talisman form Jackie Chan Adventures should do the trick.

You can also negate the magic with some perks.

>>48385794
>Where I can picked up a hammerspace on the level of Personal Inventory (extra large version)?
Invest in science and magic perks and create your own.

And for the Talent Golden Mind, the DC Jump has some pretty nice mind boosts. And Worm's Thinker powers are also pretty useful.

>>48385816
Spamming your question in every thread is not a good way to get help. Ask, wait, then ask again in a few threads.

>>48385816
Use FMA alchemy. Especially if one companion is a little girl and the other one is her dog.

>>48385727
I'm a little lost about Secret Code; what exactly does it do?

I trust Pre-Emptive Attack can be voluntarily turned off?

The egg machine section in general confuses me. What does the part about 150/roll denote? Do rolled monsters become companions or not? What even IS a Godfest? Are these things tech, magic or spiritual, and can they be reverse engineered? Do the pink waifus hatch out of eggs too?

>>48385727
>Secret Code
Too meta.

>Collabs
I think you should limit or block these off entirely for this jump. Cross setting stuff like that is too much, especiallyfor how many settings you can potentially pick characters from.

>>48385814
>Super Mario RPG gives immunity to Instant Death.
Huh?

>>48385857
1Ups

>>48385727
>You can get collab monsters
>characters from DBZ, Evangelion, Fate, Final Fantasy, DC
Yeaaaah, can we just not do that whole thing?

>>48385866
That's not immunity to Instant Death at all.

>>48385766
I'll start my own chain then, I guess.

>>48385794
If you don't mind, being a Ribbon Bearer from Final Fantasy Tactics Advance protects you against a bunch of status effects.

>>48385866
That's not immunity to instant death, that's just a way to survive it.

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What headlines have you left in your wake, jumpers?

>>48385727
Echoing what that other anon said about Collab Machine. It's best not to reference or provide access to other universes or properties in your jump.

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>>48385889
Awoo!!!

>>48385890
Yeah, thirding you guys.

Also I found the simulator. Holy crap, one of the machines really DOES just sorta pop cute girls out of eggs. And looks like a pink dragon, whose arm you have to pull.

I feel disturbed and afraid in ways I can't explain.

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>>48385813
It's gonna be okay man.

It's gonna be alright.

>>48385857
Quartz Charm. Immunity to instant death effects.

Can items created by Ensoul apply their abilities to their user? Like, if I make a time stop item, can the person using it move in the frozen time?

>>48385910
Oh, thanks Anon.

>>48385888
>>48385876
I'm not even seeing 1Ups on the PDF.

>>48385938
Whoops, didn't mean to click that one Anon.

>>48385889
That one, actually.

>>48385727
Welcome to jump writing. I don't know Puzzle & Dragons, so most of this is general jump stuff.

Drop in seems to get the very short end of the stick. Rule of thumb is "is there a significant advantage/disadvantage to one or more backgrounds". With no discounts or freebies, Drop In definitely meets that criteria.

It's probably best to separate out Items (puzzle grid, friends list etc.) into their own category.

Scratch Damage seems odd, because it might not be strong in the jump, it can be very powerful in combination with other jump's abilities, like stacking poison/drain/status effects.

Anons tend to not like hard % numbers, like in Awakening. Advise you use qualitative descriptors like "minor boost" "significant boost" "large increase" etc.

Does the June Wedding Ring grant Light Magic to people that don't have any magical powers, or does it only enhance existing powers?

Generally, having to look up the wiki to create a build is frowned upon.

>>48385933
Nope. Get fucked powerwanker.

>>48385814
>Super Mario RPG
Is that the Quartz Charm? It only says it "protects", and I wasn't sure how potent (or not) it was as an item.

From what I've heard/read, I think SMT jumps are still above my jumper's pay grade so far.

>>48385817
Requip's good, but it uses the Warehouse and I was eyeing Personal Inventory as a great backup in the event I'm cut off from the Warehouse but still have my powers.

>>48385822
>True Immortal from Vampire Diaries
Ahahahano. Once you include the prereqs that perk costs over a thousand in drawbacks at an absolute minimum and I am nowhere remotely near that much of a masochist.

>Dog Talisman
Affordable and a great buy... hmm, while the Talismans are powerful I suspect they're roughly Legendary/Divine tier, not World tier, if we use the Overlord scale?

Good reminder about the magic negation/immunity perks, thankyou.

>Genius in DC
Dammit, my wallet is already on fire in that jump.

>Thinker powers in Worm
Haven't hit Worm yet. I'm still lining up my ducks for that one.

>>48385933
Yeah. That's the point of it. You're making your own Clow Cards, basically, though without being limited to just cards.

>>48385956
>Advise you use qualitative descriptors like "minor boost" "significant boost" "large increase" etc.
Adding to this, examples if possible (Lift a car, lift a truck, lift a skyscraper).

>>48385933
Fanwank, since I don't think a situation like that ever comes up in series since most Clow Cards could probably just exclude Sakura from their effects if needed. That or go on the IRC and ask Stupid_Dog. He doesn't ever answer questions in thread.

>>48385905
It just. It hurts so bad, man.

And his WIP Bay's empty ever since Spyro posted all of it to thread.

>>48385933
That's... pretty much what it's for, right? It says it the magical ability can be "used by others"

>>48385727
...Is this a RYOA? Really? I'm sorry, I don't want to be rude to someone making their first work, but what made you think that rolling for your monsters would be a good idea?

>>48385816
Why not just use Duel Echos with a perk to transfer the perk to the aforementioned companions?

>>48385880
I've got Ribbon, it's an absolute bang for the buck, but I'm wary about relying on it too much lest I discover the hard way that something lethally nasty doesn't /quite/ qualify as a "Final Fantasy status effect".

>>48385982
I saved all those WIPs in my own folder, if you'd like them.

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>>48385889
Aside from yours.

>>48385794
>>48385968
Minecraft, Terraria, and Sburb all have inventory systems you can get too.

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>>48385727
I'm not feeling this as much as I thought it would. Especially after reading over that Drop-ins only get one thing discounted. And expect that to compete with Tamer getting a million free perks [and one EXCLUSIVE TO THEM]. Monster is ...alright? I found it underwhelming.

>>48385901
>>48385890
>>48385876
>>48385852
I don't think it's actually based on those settings in terms of power. It's more likely based on PnD scaling really. So it won't be nearly as overpowered as you all think it is. Perhaps if he's keen to note you aren't really gaining access to those characters. Just Puzzles and Dragons take on said characters. AKA in line with the settings power level.

>>48385956
>Scratch Damage seems odd, because it might not be strong in the jump, it can be very powerful in combination with other jump's abilities, like stacking poison/drain/status effects.
I dunno why but I feel like more and more people are just more concerned with interjump balance.

>>48385780
Sometimes it's a tad appropriate if it's as extensive as Puzzles and Dragons. I think he might want to list some example monsters and whatnot to give people a feel for it and give the link for more detailed info or further examples/choices.

>>48385727
Oh and I forgot to say this is the first pass so stuff is being taken into account. Not going anywhere near dropbox until it has been significantly tuned/overhauled.

There was a more mundane supplement for it that was scrapped but I may dig out the better parts of it and replace the bits that people have issues with.

>>48386016
Again no. Just remove the crossover stuff. It's simpler that way.

>>48386005
Please.

And you're a beautiful person, anon. Thank you.

>>48385996
That still has the problem of the companions being distinct individuals.

I want them to merge completely into a singular entity.

So let's say I ate a Chaotic Evil Deity, for example Lolth. Do I become CE after this, or not?
fucker ate my como anión

>>48386024
You got an answer. Determination. Stop asking for a couple of threads and maybe you'll get a new one.

>>48386024
Not him but best way is, so long as they love eachother, you could import them as Gems in Steven Universe and have them fuse. But they have to legit love eachother to have a psuedo permanency, like Garnet does.

>>48386016
Has anyone mentioned power in their complaint about cross setting stuff? It's still a problem if it's a one stop companion shop for 10-20 settings we have jumps off.

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>>48385889
Every time, all the time.

>>48385968
Megas xlr has a mega super computer hammerspace. Reverse engineer that maybe?

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>>48385889
>Local Girl lights up the night.
>" " drifts though the redline.
>" " destroys Communisim.
>Local Soroitas wanted for consorting with Slaanesh cultists

>>48386032
ate your wat?

>>48386017
Be nice if you could respond to some of the criticism so far. It's always worked out better for both sides if you keep up a connection with the people giving feedback, since you can tell us why you did something and get more explanation on why something is bad or disliked.

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>>48386032
No, but you probably become very sick and tragic.

>>48386023
Here you go. There are a few finished jumps of his in here too, so some redundancy with the drive, I just saved everything that got posted. Though the Dark Cloud 1 jump on the drive is the old one, as far as I can tell, and hasn't been updated.

https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B1noIvfC0-n5WkZyZGJ5WWFGRUk&usp=sharing

>>48386046
Companion *
autocorrect please

>>48386032
...Well, Spider, you're already eating people. I'd say you were CE beforehand.

But it'd probably not change your existing alignment? Why would it?

>>48385889
"Macho Man impersonator suplexes T-Rex"

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>>48386070
>Well, Spider, you're already eating people

Kek, Elves don't count as people you filthy xenophile, let alone their gods.

>>48386070
Gained her divine portafolio, which includes Chaotic and Evil.
Also motherfucker kidnapped my companion and ate her, the fuck was I supposed to do, let her off with a warning?
Also "Devourer of Divinity" is a nice title to add among "Bringer of the End" and "Maid of Doom".

>>48386013
>Terraria Inventory
That looks... complicated.

>>48385899
AWOOing is forbidden.

>>48386084
Maybe you can find another deity with whom to trade the portfolios for something else in return?

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>>48386091
Oh buddy
You did not just infringe my freedoms did you?

So a few threads back, someone posted a short combo that would allow for massive time-dilation between real-time and mental-time (something along the lines of 10 years realtime = 200 millions years brain-time).

So I'm taking that and I'm going to try to make a list of similar time-dilation effects
.
Right now I have:
SCP Foundation with SCP-24000 (140:1 ratio of inside:outside time)
Symbiote with Berserker OS (24000:1 ratio of mental:realtime)
Halo with Augmented + Improved Spartan Time (15:1 ratio)
Narnia with Clock Of Ages (start at 2:1 ratio of inside:outside time and increase the ratio by 1 every 5 jumps)
Touhou with Lunar Dial (though i don't actually know the maximum compression ratio)
Tropico with Pause (unlimited mental actions but the world is completely frozen)

Of the top of my head, that's all i can think off.
If you know of any other, can someone let me know?

>>48386066
Wait holy shit, and these were never posted? What the hell was this guy.

>>48386083
>Kek, Elves don't count as people you filthy xenophile, let alone their gods.
What? No, I meant his standard eats-people deal. Not eating Lolth. Hell, eating Lolth probably shifts him closer to Good.

>>48386084
Hm. Probably still wouldn't, just because you have dominion over it doesn't mean you have to BE it. Also what're you using to absorb divine portfolios?
And fair point. Probably justified.

>>48386119
They were WIPs. They only got posted because Spyro got pissy and decided to do it without Dirge's permission.

>>48386119
No, they were posted.

>>48386119
Atleast half got posted, rest is WIPs he'd made before he left.

>>48386114
Dwarf Fortress has one similar to Tropico.

>>48386083
What about the several planets worth of people he ate before that?

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>>48386128
>>48386150

This is the first time I've seen spideranon and I thought it was just Loth.

But if it's not he needs to know that he's perpetuating the negative stereotype us spiders have to work against every day.

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>>48385889
Sometimes pic related. Other times, Awoo~!

>>48386016
I'm guessing that there's status effect attacks within the jump as well? I dunno.
[carefully edits out a rant] Sorry, carry on

>>48386114
Invader Zim has a variable time stasis field, Dishonored has a slow time power too. And I think one of the later Final Fantasy ones, XIII or something.

>>48385880
>You are immune to all Final Fantasy status effect.
Well, woah.
>Out of universe, this provides a resistance to non FF-shared status effects.
Is that as in, "in addition to" or "instead of"? Because biiig difference.

Also, is FF's Doom status effect == Instant Death effects?

>>48386156
I've caused numerous apocalypses by trying to help people. I'm trying to fix shit, I'm just really bad at not being evil.

>>48386156
Spiders have always been shit and evil.

>>48386088
>complicated
Fair enough. Secrets of Evermore, Borderlands, and Drakengard also have inventory options that may interest you.

>>48386156
Spiders are prone to evil and criminality. Get rekt web spinner.

>>48385968
>Ahahahano. Once you include the prereqs that perk costs over a thousand in drawbacks at an absolute minimum and I am nowhere remotely near that much of a masochist.

There is loveless drawabacks that give you 400 cp. And you can probably planeshift/orbital bomb the rest of the enemy drawbacks.
>Affordable and a great buy... hmm, while the Talismans are powerful I suspect they're roughly Legendary/Divine tier, not World tier, if we use the Overlord scale?


They're jump fiat, unless the author stated otherwise. Since he didn't like Brellin did, it does exactly what the wording tells + canon.

>>48386163
>Also, is FF's Doom status effect == Instant Death effects?
That's exactly what it is.

But the one you need to be looking for is mind control immunity. That's harder to find than death immunity.

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>>48386168
You don't fix shit by eating people
You fix shit with infrastructure and mechanization.
We are natures engineers for fucks sakes anon.

>>48386169
>>48386180
We're underappreciated thanks to lazy pricks with vore fetishes like spideranon. I bet you pricks like snakes.

>>48386024
Use DnD Fusion and Astral Seed. Go to Dark Sun to pick them up, they're psionic abilities.

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>>48386206
Sneks are pure. PURE!

>>48386206
>I bet you pricks like snakes.
I'm willing to tolerate snakes, spiders however are known malcontents who engage in drive by venomings and try to bind and eat everything they come across.

Sure, you talk a big game about engineering, but that's just a front so you can get away with looking creepy and chewing on innocents.

>>48386185
Control and Charm are both FF statuses.

>>48386206
>vore
Disgusting. My chain had me eating sentients as a rule, but I kept it to Nazis and shit like that.
Still, I /usually/ go for the civil route. It's just sometimes you have to make a point and kill a fucker because they can't be talked with.
>>48386224
You bet your ass those mosquitoes who didn't annoy you would have if there were no spiders.

>>48385834
>15
You're a shitty person, Crux.

>>48386237
And I've got three emergency room trips from spider bites that says spiders only do the minimum to get good PR.

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>>48386220
I HAVE YET TO SEE THESE FINDINGS PEER REVIEWED!
My own study shows that it depends on the type of spider.

>>48386224
>chewing on innocents.
Most sentient spiders stick to farm animals and collectivists.

>>48386237
>but I kept it to Nazis and shit like that.
What about the planet Spider? You tellin' me everyone on that planet was a collectishit?

>>48386237
spider serious question you were in DnD where you can literally buy revives why did you leave taylor dead?

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>>48386278
>Trusting a birdbrain and a rapist.

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>>48385889
I fixed it later.

>>48386114
Blame tech is pretty bullshit. If you can buy the network device and git gud shit, you could last an eternity in cyberspace where time is subjectively altered, like people interpret nanoseconds.
Took me a while to find the scan.
>when your post is sending and going percent by percent.
Fuck mobile man

>>48386175
Thanks, anon.

>>48386185
Dream Power from Kirby's Dream Land and My Name Is Jake from Animorphs are excellent perks.

>>48386229
Hmm. Would Ribbon Bearer protect against non-magical mind-control though? E.g. psionics, drugs?

>>48386024
Look, just use Arcane from Smite, and invoke one of the previously mentioned methods as justification for how it's reasonably possible to permanently merge people with a variant of an already existent magic.

Good enough for you?

>>48386114
>>48386142
>>48386160

Updated list:
SCP Foundation with SCP-24000 (140:1 ratio of inside:outside time)
Symbiote with Berserker OS (24000:1 ratio of mental:realtime)
Halo with Augmented + Improved Spartan Time (15:1 ratio)
Narnia with Clock Of Ages (start at 2:1 ratio of inside:outside time and increase the ratio by 1 every 5 jumps)
Touhou with Lunar Dial (though i don't actually know the maximum compression ratio)
Tropico with Pause (unlimited mental actions but the world is completely frozen)
Dwarf Fortress with Arena Mode (60:1 ratio but only work while in the mental Arena)
Invader Zim with Variable Time-Stasis Field (unknow ratio of time compression)
Dishonored with Bend Time I&II (tier I is 2:1 ratio for 12 seconds, tier II is timestop for 8 seconds)

>>48386160
For FF XIII, there is Overclock but does it actually slow down time around you or just slow down your enemies?

>>48386278
>>chewing on innocents.
>Most sentient spiders stick to farm animals and collectivists.
>#notallspiders

Fix your people then talk to me

>>48386284
Who do you think I gave the spiders portfolio to after I revived her?
>>48386237
That was an accident!

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>>48386251
I live in Australia and deal with venomous spiders on a daily basis. You don't bother them they won't bother you.

>>48386285
>Thinking a creature not recognised as sentient by any ethical committee can rape.

>>48386300
EXCUSE ME!?!
Every day countless spiders are troden on and stomped by your people and no body does a damn thing

#SpidersLivesMatter

>>48386322
your leaving taylor behind?

>>48386298
I'll make due with it I guess.

>>48386335
She agreed that ir was better than dying permanently, and i'm going back for her post-spark in any case.

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>>48386296
>forgets scan
Maximum anger.

>>48386333
>333
I should have known you were half-satan.

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>>48386024
Something something Evangelion
Something something tang

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Remove spider, retake the house land, DEUS VULT!

>>48386373
Why?
Why does this exist? Especially since it's his mother.

>>48386296
Yeah Blame! tech is pretty powerful, but you could say the same of any combo between using technology to improve your mental processing speed and any sufficiently powerful computer.
Though I'm mostly trying to only count the perks/items given by a jump, so anything you can otherwise acquire in-jump doesn't count unless its pretty powerful (kinda like reverse-engineering the Forerunner Slipspace execution cell where they would isolate someone in a Slipspace bubble then massively increase the time-dilation factor to make someone experience millions of years in seconds).

>>48386114
>>48386299
There's also Dojo Mode from Killer Instinct. 100:1 ratio, with a similar meditative mental arena to the one Dwarf Fortress has.

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>>48386376
Bring it on cat
I've been preparing for this fight my whole life.

>>48386333
Just pointing out if she isn't sentient her endorsement isn't worth much in a similar vein as not allowing parrots to vote because they can mimic speech and if she is sentient she can be a rapist.

>>48386333
>You don't bother them they won't bother you.
Lies.

I've thrice suffered unprovoked bites and subsequent venomings from spiders. I wasn't born hating spiders, they taught me to hate them.

>>48386381
I think it's because it's his mother. The Oedipal undertones are strong in Evangelion. Shinji takes control over his mother's body by entering her through a long, thin shaft, and then he acts against his father who was always jealous over how Yui loved their son more than him. The fanfic practically writes itself.

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>>48386381
Have you watched the show anon-kun?

>>48386333
>#SpidersLivesMatter
They'll matter when spiders start acting civilized like the rest of us and not force their horrible bite-culture onto people who don't want to be part of it.

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>>48385889

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>>48386418
By the time my study gets published slime girls will be recognised.

>>48386420
>>48386438
Maybe if humanity stopped using chemical warfare on us we might!

I mean you sell RAID on the shelves like it's no big deal.

>>48386376
DEUS VULT!

REMOVE SPIDER FROM THE HOLY LAND.

>>48385889
"Thousands killed by falling debris and unstable tidal patterns." Or "Local taverns reporting record business after Jumper published their biography and research notes."

>>48386299
Elite Beat Agents lets you dilate time but only if you are dancing and only at the right time.

Great Detective has one or two that also make the background go all grayscale.

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>>48385889

>>48386463
Doesn't work like that, eight-eyes. You want a seat at the table, you have to act like you deserve it. Acting out and violence against the dominant culture just proves you aren't ready to be part of that culture.

You don't see 'taurs and snakes running around trying to eat people, do you? No, no you do not. And guess what? Those same demi-races are on the path to citizenship.

Fix yourself, terrorist.

>>48386546
>Acting out and violence against the dominant culture just proves you aren't ready to be part of that culture.


That is nazi talk. Or slave owner talk.

>>48386546
In all fairness if the dominant regime is gassing you its pretty much you duty to fight back and if we are counting spiders as relevant to our current system of equals they outnumber us and therefore are the dominant culture.

>>48386546
>we're going to keep killing you until you prove to our satisfaction that you shouldn't be killed.
Do you even read your own posts, or is it just stream of consciousness?

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>>48386546
>You don't see 'taurs and snakes running around trying to eat people, do you?

I don't know about 'taurs, but snakes? They kill way more humans than spiders do. Oh, I've heard it all before, Snakes are a race of peace. It's a meme. You kill our kind in the tens of millions while at best you have a 100 or so global hospitalisations that are considered above a cat 4 and maybe under 10 deaths from spiders per year.

So how many spider lives equal a humans huh? 10 million? 20 million?

>>48386598
It's pretty tongue and cheek though

>>48386603
Infinity. You're just way too gross. Get a makeover so you aren't nightmarish hellbeasts and then you can stay. Like butterflies. Or beetles.

Updated list:
SCP Foundation with SCP-24000 (140:1 ratio of inside:outside time)
Symbiote with Berserker OS (24000:1 ratio of mental:realtime)
Halo with Augmented + Improved Spartan Time (15:1 ratio)
Narnia with Clock Of Ages (start at 2:1 ratio of inside:outside time and increase the ratio by 1 every 5 jumps)
Touhou with Lunar Dial (though i don't actually know the maximum compression ratio)
Tropico with Pause (unlimited mental actions but the world is completely frozen)
Dwarf Fortress with Arena Mode (60:1 ratio but only work while in the mental Arena)
Invader Zim with Variable Time-Stasis Field (unknow ratio of time compression)
Dishonored with Bend Time I&II (tier I is 2:1 ratio for 12 seconds, tier II is timestop for 8 seconds)
Killer Instinct with Dojo Mode (100:1 ratio while in the mental dojo, last as long as your physical stamina hold out)
Elite Beats Agent with Elite Beat (small ratio and only works while dancing at precise intervals)
Great Detective with Mental Palaces (freeze physical time for a day each day) and Lockjaw (mental aspects increase up to 10X)
Mage:The Awakening with Time Arcana (by creating time-dilation effects) or Mind Arcana (by greatly accelerating thought-processing speed)

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>>48386630
Hows this you nazi cuck?

Can anyone suggest a couple of jumps to go immediately before and after civilization?

>>48386651
Well, what do you want to do in Civilization? Some people take it just for having ten thousand years of training time, in which case you're going to want jumps with powers that grow over time, like Inukami or EVO. Others take it to spend those ten thousand years shaping their own personal world, in which case you're going to want jumps that give societal influence perks, like Light of Terra or GUNM.

>>48386637
>Make yourself fuzzier
Ew. It's actually worse. Are spiders just naturally horrific? Get rid of the 8 legs and eyes for a start. Change it to something less horrible.

>>48386677
I actually had a question related to this. What jumps can you import your civ to? It seems to just have an embassy follow you around otherwise (which I'm sincerely not sure what I can use for just because I'm unfamiliar).

>>48386637
I want one. Can I have one? I'll feed it and take it for walks.

>>48386677
I mostly just want to go there for RoM. I have to take it to finish a combo.

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>>48386637
Much better.

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>>48386707
Here you go anon.

>>48386568
>>48386601
Calm down Tumblr, it's just bantz

>>48386603
You make all this noise about being natures engineers. But what have you built that lasts? Make a contribution to society that matters and maybe we can start doing the math on how many of you matter.

Snakes at least volunteer and provide antivenom for the unfortunate victims of violence. What do spiders do to make it right?

>>48386756
Why would anyone walk up to this thing? It doesnt even look like a person.

>>48386769
>damage control better call them tumblr!

>>48386771
When it's dead at night it's hard to see also maybe they have cloth covering them to hide the obvious back.

>>48386637
>spider supports loli degeneracy
Not surprised.

>>48386769
Where do you think spider bite antivemon comes from? Squirrels?

>>48386771
In the dark, it would just look like a woman hunched over.

>>48386630
>Thinking butterflies hold a candle to the cuddly moths.
Pleb. PLEB!

>>48386756
Needs more fluff.

>>48386781
Can you literally not see a joke as a joke? I'm sorry for your autism anon. But you can find help, there are lots of options available for you.

>>48386801
If I see a crying woman in the middle of a dungeon I'm readying a fireball.

>>48386828
>when I do it it's a joke and you shouldn't take me seriously
>when you do it you're taking it seriously
I think you need to learn to handle the bantz, Tumblr-chan.

>>48386828
Sure anon. It was a joke. You were just pretending to be retarded.

>>48386832
That's a fair reaction. Just not everyone has a response honed by Dark Souls.

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>>48386811
Moth-folk are cuddly, yeah.

Is there any jumps that give pause function other than Tropico?

>>48386867
>>48386832
To be fair it would be the reaction of anyone who ever played rpgs, or seen horror movie. Like never split the party or never run upstairs.

>>48386867
There's two types of people, anon: People who see a strange crying woman inexplicably in the middle of a dungeon and realize she's a monster who's trying to lure them into a trap, and no, wait, the other kind of person died already.

>>48386892
Elona has the Rogue-Like perk, which sets time to 1/60th as long as you're standing still and not doing anything while toggled. That's not quite the same but it does give you some breathing room.
Most people pass it up for Soft Cap, though.

>>48386603
>So how many spider lives equal a humans huh? 10 million? 20 million?
Well, the average spider weighs around 0.2 pounds, whereas the average human weighs around 180. So, one human is roughly equal to 901 spiders. Of course, that's not accounting for larger American specimens of humans.

Some humans can weigh up to 950 pounds, bringing the TAV (Total Arachnic Value) up to 4,750.

>>48386867
Or Left4Dead. Crying witches are Bad News.

>>48386930
>The value of a man is in his lard

>>48386923
>>48386931

See, this is why you as a jumper should have alternate senses. Like emotion sense or danger sense or thought scanning. Cuts out a lot of the guesswork from things like this.

I don't want to go to Narnia. Where else can I get some thing like Narnian time?

>>48386949
Anon, I'm an engineering major, not a philosopher.

>>48386930
Doesn't that logic mean killing someone that weighs 90 pounds is only half a murder?

>>48386927
I got both! Rogue-Like was recommended to me by Konata.

It's nice for lazing about, as long as you don't actually fall asleep.

>>48386959
>engineering major,
You cant lie to me spider.

>>48386957
Code lyoko.

>>48386977
Speaking as an engineering major myself, those aren't mutually exclusive. About a third of the department is made of arachnids, though not all of them are spiders. We've got some scorpions, too.

>>48386960
Yes. That's why baby murder is the least evil form of murder. You can kill upwards of 30 newborns for the karmic price of an adult.

>>48387017
I thought that was because an adult is also full of knowledgr thereby killing one is a form of entropy greater than destroying a blank slate. The difference between melting a new usb and one filled with medical data.

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>>48387017
Then I must become the world's fattest man.

>>48387072
Nope, it's all about karmic weight.

>>48386977
Anon pls, spiders tend to major in engineering, architecture, fashion(both merchandising and design), and computer programming.

>>48385816
Alright, this is kinda... monstrous and amoral, but what do jumpers care?

Go to Soul Eater and import your companions as demon weapons. Go to RWBY and import those demon weapons as part of a multiweapon.

>>48386930
>average spider weighs around 0.2 pounds
Australian detected.

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>>48387083
I've been to tumblr
This man speaks the truth

>>48387072
That's a question for a moralist. All I'm trying to do is determine which circle of hell people should go to based on how many fat people they've killed.

ITT: Jumpchain descends into madness.

Not that I'm complaining, mind you. Gotta say it's an improvement.

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>>48387097
>Using the imperial system
>Spiders under a kilogram

Fuck off ya cunt, he ain't one of us!

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>>48385889
Let me dig through my archives. I keep clippings of all the particularly good ones...

+ "Where'd All This Blood Come From?!" - The Telegraph, 1 day after the Nazi Invasion of London.

+ "War Hero Refuses Throne! Galaxy Stunned!" - Gryexl News Blast. FTL.

+ "Most Delicious Food Ever Causes Unconsciousness, Euphoria" - Konohana Khronicle. Harvest Moon.

+ "Mysterious Monster Murderers Mug Mayor!" - Buffyverse.

+ There's a ton from Invader Zim. All from Tak's various attempts to take over the world. "Infectious Bacon Disease Make Everyone Smell Delicious!" is probably my favorite.

+ "Roanapur In Flames! Lone Figure Spotted Laughing Maniacally!" - Black Lagoon
Certainly not my favorite, but I keep it around as a reminder.

So, are there any perks to reduce cooldowns on your abilities?

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>>48387109
According to the leading authority in morality murdering a fat person in life gives you 40 gyms free of all but the most aesthetic persons in the next life

>>48387081
You'll never be fatter than the world's fattest dragon.

So I mentioned a while ago my main chain 'Cosmo' reached a fairly high power tier in a hurry. Thing is, this has made a lot of jumps boringish. What do you do in jumps when physical conflict isn't all that satisfying?

>>48387216
The Empress of Blood?

>>48387224
Empower others so that they can do interesting and exciting things for me to watch. And then when Jump-chan comes down at the end of the jump and asks me what the hell I was thinking, I shout "I learned it from watching you!".

>>48386957
Time magic in general Conjoined Conjures with something that can be used more freeform or Arcane to just do it better and harder.

>>48387224
Learn tech/magic/the setting's bullshit? Create/improve tech and/or biological abominations?

Screw around and take lazy vacations? Acquire waifus.

Seal some power if you really want to? Find a scaling sparring partner (or two)? Hunt down all moons in the setting?

>>48387224
Make stuff, prank folks, act like a macguffin, see what I can accomplush without leaving my bar.

>>48387224
Make a chain with some limits on how powerful I can get so that doesn't happen.

>>48387092
You could also use SBURB alchemy combine the weapons without using CP, which is what I'm doing only I won't be merging two souls, just a demon weapon and a Keyblade (doesn't count as copying the Keyblade if I use it as the punch card, right?

>>48387224
Become more powerful. Conflict isn't necessary for power.

>>48387224
Find whoever seems like the big bad guy, some of their henchmen, and then all of the protagonists. Once I know who they are, I pull out the arrowhead and watch shit go down.

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>>48385889
The kind that get immortalised in social media.

>>48387316
Clearly he's got enough power for now.

>>48387224
Move into business, politics, and the entertainment industry.

>>48387240
>>48387268
>>48387284
>>48387328
These are good suggestions.

>>48387388
>>48387316
I can drop kick a small celestial body out of orbit and could probably shatter Earth if I hit the right spot. If this particular boost didn't have an off switch or the Locket I would not be able to blend in at all. How much more power will I possibly fucking need?

>>48367929
Draft build: Overlord - The Light Novels.

-000 Location : rolled 1d8=2, The Fortress City, E-Rantel. Adventure ho?
-000 Gender unchanged, Age rolled 3d8+10=23, Race is “Human”, Origin is Drop-In (Local).
-100 Personal Inventory (especially large). A non-warehouse hammerspace will be useful.
-000 Got a Freebie! : Shared Language. It's like I'm in a dubbed film. /notyourbollywood
-000 Got a Freebie! : Innate Talent - Use Any Magic Item. I can haz Mjolnir? /yoink
-100 Innate Talent - Omnidextrous. Oh hallo there, Princess Administrator. /claytonsdrink
-100 Innate Talent - Magic Item Creator. My toaster makes its own toast. /reddwarf
-100 Innate Talent - Magic Learning Affinity. Learn spells faster. /foolofatook
-100 Innate Talent - Golden Mind. I'll use YJ's Toggle to dial this up slowly. /just2bsafe
-200 Tireless. My preferred magic system is fueled by stamina. /Mwahahaha.
-400 Dark Wisdom. And now everyone's magic will be mine. /MWAHAHAHA.
-200 Skillful Acquisitions. EVERYONE'S. /garyoldmanreference
subtotal=1300
+200 Got a Freebie! : Bonus CP to spend on items, plus one item discounted.
-000 Got a Freebie! : Golden Coins. Now I have something to spend.
-000 Got a Freebie! : Medium Tier Equipment. Something to wear.
-200 Divine Tier Equipment (discounted). And something for formal occasions.
subtotal=000
+100 Foreigner. If the shoe fits, might as well get CP for it.
+200 Embroiled in Politics. This was going to happen anyway.
total=1000

(cont)

>>48387434

Now back on Earth there was a bunch of posts about how you just HAD to get Level One Hundred otherwise You Didn't Matter (at least if you were wanting to measure yourself against a freaking Mary Sue), and that because Realm Of Heroes was free for Locals those would just HAVE to end up getting both and be OP. Well... sure... for a young and reckless Jumper... or one who didn't get to pick any of their Jumps and got shat on by RNG.... and if you cared about such things... but me?

Well, I'm a cautious Jumper and it's been a long time since my first rodeo.

So the absolute must-haves here are instead Tireless for the unlimited stamina to fuel my King Arthur's Magic and both Dark Wisdom and Skillful Acquisitions to allow me to learn All The Magic. The rest - a huge hammerspace, the ability to create magic items and use any existing ones, infinite multitasking, supreme intellect, etc - are just even more delicious icing on an already delicious cake. I have no intention of brawling with freaking Nazarick.

That's not cowardice, by the way, just plain common sense. You don't give Batman time to prepare, you don't spit into the wind, and you don't measure dicks with a setting's Mary Sue. Ew. Especially not when this particular one could really do with a friend who can relate to his unusual situation anyway!

Of course, just in case anyone back on Earth is reading this, there is at least one other reason to avoid taking either Realm Of Heroes or Level One Hundred, let alone both of them.

(cont)

>>48387444

I actually _don't_ want a ludicrous quantity of nebulously defined skills, natural and supernatural, that would normally take centuries (possibly even millennia) to master outside of a MMO game, instantly dumped into my brain when I have no freaking idea what the consequences to my personality might be. Yeah, maybe you'll get a Benefactor who'll guarantee there won't be any. Mine doesn't. Mine reminds me too much of the entity in charge of Fantasy Island for me to believe they're going to hold my hand when I cross the proverbial street. I mean, seriously, the drawbacks offered in some of these Jumps? Do those read like the offerings of a coddling mother hen to you?

Still. I rather like my Benefactor. Has a certain charm and gravitas. And it could be much, much worse. I heard about a Jumper who got Kyubey!ROB as their “Benefactor”. Poor sod.

(fin)

>>48386066
Thanks for these, anon!

>>48387388
>enough power

That's where you're wrong. Power is the entire point, not a means to and end, power is the end it self. Power is the goal, the conclusion, the dream. Power must become your waifu.

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>>48387525
But anon...

>>48387539
Just because you have shit-taste doesn't mean the rest of us have to tolerate you shenanigans.

>>48387459
>Mr Roarke from Fantasy Island

Anons! Who's your Benefactor remind you of? Did you get the Jump-Chan you needed, or the one you deserved?

>>48387567
It's a fundamental truth of the universe that your waifu is shit. Your waifu has always been shit. Your waifu will always be shit. Therefore, by making power your waifu, you have made power shit. I'm sorry, but there's nothing I can do. You made this choice.

>>48387572
Imagine Q. Now make Q a hyperactive teenage girl with an incredibly short attention span and absolutely no grasp (or care) of things like personal space, logic, or consequences. She usually inserts herself into a jump wearing an obvious disguise nobody elsr ever notices.

She also randomly has angry bees appear in a jump.

I try to keep her entertained because I actively fear what happens when she gets bored. Which is all the time.

A daily reminder for Far cry 4 jumpers that Pagan Min is a better choice than anyone else in the Golden Path.

>>48387651
Better, but still not good. Kill them all, make your own new government.

>>48387572
I imagine my benefactor to be a lot like the Outsider, not really showing any signs of approval of my actions regardless of what I do only showing some vague entertainment by my actions.

>>48387572
Imagine a bratty, "rich kid", six year old girl.
Now imagine said girl has god like powers but just wants to play house
Me and my companion are dolls
Send help

>>48387572
I want to put you in my frame of mind

>Be me, Ultimate embodiment of classic liberal values
>Be transported from universe to universe by a divinity that's not human in origin as far as I know
>Be instructed that I am to entertain her through my adventures.
>Go to different universes, and after about 10 jumps settle into a nice routine of spreading Liberty and Justice throughout the civilisations I encounter.
>Realise that I'm doing the same things, going through the same motions each jump
>Realise that each jump takes me further and further away from my human ideal.
>Realise that the daily life of the jumper can't be all that entertaining
>Realise that she's playing the long game, she's waiting for me to become everything I despise and tear myself appart

I mean... nah, I'm just over thinking it right
...right?

>>48386957
I think Bayonetta has something for that.

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>>48387670
>not really showing any signs of approval of my actions regardless of what I do only showing some vague entertainment by my actions
Read between the lines, he has more of a preference than he wants to let on. See, the Outsider was actually human at one point, and like many characters of fiction, his backstory was one of torment by those who were stronger than him. This eventually culminated in an occult group trying to use him as a ritualistic sacrifice, which well... you can tell how that went down.

Point is, between the Low Chaos/High Chaos runs in the game, you can actually tell the differences in dialogue, sounding significantly more approving when the PC spares people rather than wasting everyone with power. The reasoning given for this is "as a result of being powerless and abused as a boy, the Outsider is bitter about those with power acting abusively".

http://dishonored.wikia.com/wiki/The_Outsider

So he'll toss power willy nilly to anyone he thinks could be interesting, but just using it to push your way through regardless of cost of life like Daud did? He actually starts losing interest and left him, only really bothering to show up when Daud started to feel guilt again.

>>48387767
Why is murdering everyone so much more fun in that game than stealth, yet stealth is all the character's preferred mode?

It's like character interactions and the story are in actuality the fun police.

>>48387767
...is there a Dishonored jump yet?

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>>48387792
>every character's face when you try to have fun

>>48387805
yup

>>48387805
There's been a Dishonored jump.

It's worthless trash because the person you're talking to and Quicksilver got their grubby paws on it.

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>>48387815

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>>48387792
>Why is murdering everyone so much more fun in that game than stealth
Nothing was more fun than sneaking out of Daud's base, stealing the fucker's wallet, and leaving every last person there unconscious.

>>48387815
HI, anon.

How is your day? Do you have lunch plans?

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>>48387792
Honestly? Mortals hate it because you're killing their loved ones and kind of giving the rats/the plague a lot more ground to cover thanks to the bodies piling up.

The Outsider gets bored of it because who wants to be reminded of when they got bullied and tormented as a kid? You're basically acting like his old tormenters and pushing people around. But for some reason, doing anything to Emily really trips his trigger. He purposefully sicced Daud on Delilah just to stop that plan.

>>48387805
Yes, there is. I had so much fun writing the Outsider's dialogue you don't even know.

>>48387805
I greatly enjoyed that jump. After defeating and overthrowing Protomen Wily, I used the `shaming` perk from it to make sure the whole world saw him for the vile, cowardly man he was. It was satisfying.

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>>48387815
I don't want to be a dick but the whole back and forth between Jump-chan and the Outsider was... weird

>>48387828
>the game with the best stealth mechanics I've played is the best stealth game.
>I'm a kid who's not played MGS3
>All the evidence anon is going to need to my limited palette in media is the name of the image I've uploaded

>>48387856
>But for some reason, doing anything to Emily really trips his trigger. He purposefully sicced Daud on Delilah just to stop that plan.
Kill your darlings

The whole thing just seemed like it was designed by commit. There was all this neat lore, combat was fun and the design was to die for, but teleport and the guards narrow cone of view trivialised stealth and the flat performances of the voice actors was just so disappointing.

>>48387918
No matter how cool you get Heaven I'll never forgive you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkLvpt9Z3fA

>>48387991
>best stealth game
Oh, are we discussing Deus Ex: Human Revolution? I'd love to discuss Deus Ex: Human Revolution.

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>>48388006
>Human Revolution
>Not the Original Deus Ex or the original Thief Trilogy,

>>48387856
And it really is an aesthetic preference and not a moral one, too. If you think about it, Corvo does so very much worse to his enemies in the low-Chaos path. I suppose he's being more moral in that he's not killing guardsmen who are just doing their jobs and aren't legitimate targets of his wrath, but what he does to the people he has a grievance against is nightmarish. He maims two men so he can't be recognized and then sells them into slavery in their own mines, brands the head of a religious order as a heretic and then throws him out on the street to be infected with the plague, and has a woman kidnapped and probably raped by her stalker. There's no mercy in what Corvo does, but the Outsider is 100% on board because he enjoys the poetic justice.

>>48387991
Last I recall about the whole release of Dishonored it was at the height of the dumb jumpchan cult so the whole outsider jc convo and mark was forced in after the initial release. We did this to ourselves

>>48387572
Green haired woman with a spear that can't seem to decide on her other features beyond attractive. My jumper is becoming progressively more suspicious it might be them for the future of that she's molding them in her image.

Well, I decided that Jumpchain needs more steampunk top hats. Anyone know if anyone's working on an Arcanum jump? Gonna make one if not.

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>>48388036
Yeah, that's the problem. He has human emotions, but inhuman perspective. So it really does come off like he's disapproving of the 'boring' route of just killing them one and done, then turns around and goes "Oh holy shit you branded him with his own Heretic Iron? That's AWESOME."

Yet when it comes to Daud, he's way more harsh and only seems to lighten up when Daud does the non-lethal route. Even then, he still shows a bit of scorn by constantly reminding Daud that he's only doing this out of guilt, and that it won't change all the killing he's done. So you can definitely tell there's some favortism going on... kind of like the equivalent of being busy with a new toy, only to find an old toy again and decide maybe to give it another shot.

>>48387991
>I don't want to be a dick but the whole back and forth between Jump-chan and the Outsider was... weird
I had to work with what I was given. A lot of anons hated the shit out of the idea that someone could just pull the jumper away from the Benefactor, and there was a lot of kerfluffle until it was changed up. I would have preferred the original script that we were going to use, but it is what it is.

>>48388111
Arcanum is being worked on, yes.

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>>48388031
On a mechanical level you may have a point
But with out all the pieces you can't really say that about either of them.

Where as Snake Eater has a big mech that can fire nukes, a campy theme AND box based Tactical Espionage Action.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CbFAZ2ztlE

Should I go to Narnia for Narnian Time or Arrowverse for Vibe? I don't need or want anything else from these jumps but immunity to temporal shenanigans.

>>48388112
....maybe he's just a massive asshole and enjoys the path with the most suffering, whether it's suffering from the victims of someone he's chosen (Corvo's 'non lethal' path') or the suffering of the chosen themselves (Getting interested in Daud when he starts feeling awful about stuff, not when he just kills quick and often).

>>48388111
Someone was, but I'll be damned if I can remember who.

I do remember a lot of dialog about the magic system in the thread, though.

>>48387767
whats with the picture of johnny depp?

>>48388125
Well, if you don't want anything else from either one of them, why not grab both? Otherwise just pick whichever jump you'll enjoy more or hate less.

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>>48388125
Scarlet Devil Maid Corps
Join the SDM and test your courage!
Real incidents with real maids!
Apply at the Touhou Jump
Select Lunar Dial for all the time shenanigans you want.

>>48388117
>>48388175
Well, fuck, so much for that idea. Decent steampunk's hard enough to find as it is.

>want to jump SBURB
>don't understand ANYTHING about it
>fuck it, let's read a bit of Homestuck to figure this shit out
>4000 pages later I finally stop and understand the setting just a bit better
And I'll never go back to it.
One question though:
Why does there HAVE to be a Time player? It seems to me the base "game" can be beaten without any time travel at all.

>>48388224
It's homosuck anon
Just don't question it and pretend it doesn't exist

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>>48388144
It might be the 'poetic justice' nature you mentioned. After all, Campbell's branding iron was used against anyone he decided he had a problem with at the time and was more of a blackmail tool than the purpose it was meant for, and then you stick him with the very tool of his power. The Pendletons' silver mines had slaves toiling constantly, when the silver was actually running out and the twins were forcing them to keep working anyway. Until you arrange to have them sent to the very mines they abused people in.

Then there's the Lady Grey who treated others like toys and tools, never bothering with anyone who didn't help adore her in the luxurious mansions or who wasn't associated with the Lord Regent, who she was funding. Yet you decide to toss her to one of those people she never notices, who HAS noticed her and will continue to keep his eyes on her for some time. Though the implications had the devs hastily make a different ending, claiming Lady Grey ended up turning the tables on him and he's more or less her devoted manservant.

Then the Lord Regent. The asshole that kickstarted effectively everything, from the ordering of the Empress' death to releasing the rat plague in an attempt to get rid of poor people. Every action was an attempt at gaining more power, at gaining control... and in the non-lethal route you simply expose him and take all that control away. Watch it come crashing down as he's left powerless.

I think in the end, you might be right that he simply prefers the poetic irony of it all. Not that they die, but that those who pushed others around and tormented those less fortunate or less powerful get the full weight of their actions turned against them. Forcing them to see it from the other side of things. They can't experience the karma if they're dead.

>>48388182
Just how he looks. Don't ask me why.

>>48388224
you can win without a space player aswell apparently english did.

>>48388224
I think the game inherently requires some level of time fuckery because something something paradox space. Who the fuck knows but time manipulation is a REALLY important element of sburb as seen so far.

>>48388254
FUCK, I MEANT LADY BOYLE.

Why the fuck did I think Grey. I blame browsing the Fable wiki moments ago.

>>48388224
Reasons are twofold. First off, time player's necessary to make sure all the time loops and shenanigans are tied up and the timeline doesn't fuck up. It's just inherently necessary.

Second, a more thematic reason... You need both Time&Space to make an universe, because that's the bare necessities you can make an universe out of.

>>48388255
He didn't make a universe in a normal game though. He won a Dead Session. Which /very/ different.

>>48388224
Well, the problem is, weird time shit is going to happen no matter what. So if there's no time player to do it, then you've got the paradox. And paradoxes explode, in SBURB. At best, worse things can happen.

>>48388254
are you sure it doesn't just mean that Johnny Depp is an immortal reality warping prankster?

>>48388385
...well I mean I wouldn't rule it out, if that's what you're asking. Though I kind of prefer his roles in more serious movies lately.

>>48388385
That would explain how he makes money on all those Jack Sparrow movies he's been making.

Is it worth getting Tai Chi Master in Touhou? I'm considering dropping it in favor of Lunar Dial.

>>48388224
As others have said, time bullshit will happen regardless, so you need a Time player to make sure it doesn't explode into paradox.

What kind of build/classes are you thinking of?

Are there any new Jumps or Updates that are not on the Drive? I know Adventure time was updated (twice) and is not there.

Any others...

>>48388224
Someone has to be their own grandpa.

>>48388330
Ah, okay then
...yeah I'm gonna let my companions handle the Time, Space, and Ectobullshit, I'll just focus on kicking King and Queen ass and, since I don't have to worry about Lord English and First Guardians, it should be a cakewalk like the Trolls session was.

>>48388112
What was the original script?

>>48388432
>a cakewalk
>the Trolls session

...You mean the session that prototyped an eldritch abomination? The one whose Black King needed an entire army of psionic clones working on supressing its power, just to make sure it didn't insta-kill everyone?

The session that failed to make a stable non-cancerous universe?

>>48388397
you mean the mockumentaries from his original quest for immortality?

>>48385889
>Local Tauren Covered In Bees, Terrified

>>48388437
Well for starters the Benefactor wasn't going to act so... clingy? And that loyalty mark at the end wasn't intended. But people raged hard enough that the Outsider 'stole' you and branded you like cattle that a loyalty ending was quickly made if you decided to reject the 25 runes that you were given, so people could say they stayed with the Benefactor.

There's likely more that I'm forgetting, but it's been a while and FisherAnon hasn't been around for some time. Which is sad because I want to know if there's plans for a Dishonored 2 jump. Nrrrrgh. Do want.

>>48388432
>Trolls session
>Cakewalk
Nnnnnot quite considering they prototyped all kinds of horseshit, then skipped a stage in the Genesis Frog creation which lead to everything in the Kids' session getting fucked.

>>48388224
Time Players have to light Hephaestus' Forge in order for the completed Genesis Frog to be launched into space, which wins you the game. They're also kind of like the janitors of the session, cleaning things up and trying to keep everything from going to hell too much.

>>48388414
I'm thinking Page of Void for myself, Heir of time for my Starter Pokemon (an Umbreon), Knight of Light for Roxas, and a new companion to fill the Seer of Space role

>>48388468
They did it in 600 hours, even if they apparently skipped a step in Genesis Frog creation (I didn't get that far into the story, I stopped when pie man revealed he was the Bard of Rage)

>>48388508
Cool. Sounds solid.

>>48388534
They did it in 600hours, yeah. But that's not actually fast, what with the timelimit. Their Reckoning had already started while they were still working on the Genesis Frog.

Though sure, a jumper can beat it pretty easily with the jump purchases and out-of-jump extras. As long as you're not stupid about prototyping.

>>48388578
I accidentally prototyped my Warehouse Key.

Riddick has been bumped to jump 105 because of reasons.

Jump 104: Dune
>Queen of Wands, reversed (A cocky and domineering person, who pushes anyone or anything aside to get what she wants.)
>Age: 26
>Location: Kaitan
>Identity: Drop-In
>Drawbacks: Melange Addiction (+200), Kanly vs Harkonnens (+300)
Better book passage to Arrakis soon. Oh well.
>Military Training (Free, Drop-In)
Knowing how to fight when guns are obsolete and lasers are too dangerous to use is very important.
>Weirding Way (1400)
And in addition to further knowing how to fight, detailed muscle control is important.
>Decadence (1300)
Sacrificing neither form nor function... I like the sound of that.
>Eyes of Ibad (1200)
Well, I AM getting over to Arrakis soon, this will be handy.
>Appraising Potential (1100)
I've got so much from Evo that this is going to synergize with.
>Ghola (800)
Being a younger version of Duncan Idaho is awesome, even if he's not dead. Yes, you can have a ghola of someone who isn't dead. It's called a clone.
>Master of Assassins (Free, Ghola)
Tell me that Duncan Idaho wouldn't fit this role, I dare you.
>Ginaz Swordmaster (Free, Ghola)
The best. Around. Cue the 80s montage.
>Robust Engineering (650, Drop-In)
What's funny is that this isn't so much a package of how things are made, as opposed to how things are built. Building them so that they can outlast a civilization is rather important.
>Holtzman Science (500, Drop-In)
I'm going to have to science the shit out of this.
>Kwisatz Haderach Candidate (250, Drop-In)
Well, Duncan's genes have to have SOMETHING good in them considering they're going to keep using his clones for a few thousand years.
>Briefcase of Melange (0)
Best coffee ingredient EVER.

The only plans I have involve throwing everything so hilariously far off the rails that no one knows up from down. I don't expect it to work fully, but fuck the seventh-and-later books. I'll come back post-spark and fix everything. I'm not going to let Alia be an abomination.

>>48388600
...Damn, anon. That could get FUN.

>>48388600
What would that even do?

>>48388578
I looked this up, apparently they mcfucked up by not finding all the frogs.
They missed one, Jesus Christ how stupid can you be.
Yeah, we shouldn't have any problems with this using our Strikers to fly around finding those fuckers.
Prototyping is piss, literally, I'm just gonna piss into the kernalsprite and call it good.

>>48385889
>>48388501
>Udderly Terrified: Milk Pails And Stool Left On Local Tauren's Doorstep For Fifth Time This Week

>>48388645
>spoiler
Not sure if that'd work. Better bottle it and use that.

...And you're not gonna find it with your Strikers. The last frog in the Kids session was on earth, not in the game. Make a deal Echnida, the Space Denizen.

>>48388125
Would either of those make it so that you can ignore the issue of time dilation?

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>>48388661

>>48388752
Lewd.

>>48388728
The issue of time dilation? You mean having too much time, or something else? Because picking up a boredom immunity or something would probably be more useful with that.

>>48388401
Do you primarily use any magic or punchmagic systems that rely on internal energies? If so, I would recommend you buy it. Even if you don't, it very likely gives you access to the martial arts Meiling uses, which while relatively low power and gimped by the spell card system are still cool.

Lunar Dial is probably one of the best forms of time manipulation in the chain, but it's anti-enemytimefuckery aspect is not unique. So, there is also that.

>>48388752
>>48388661
>"Wait, again? HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
> t. Neighborhood Goblin

>>48385766
My laptop got all smashed up so no jumps for a while from old Cool cats.

Having said that it's still a while off.

>>48388774
No, I mean the problem of special relativity where if you start moving too fast then you start to experience less time than the rest of the universe.

>>48388812
Ah. Right, that time dilation. They probably wouldn't really then, unless you count it as 'temporal shenanigans' for Narnian Time.

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>>48388661
>>48388752

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>>48388868

>>48388728
Maybe? I feel like it probably shouldn't, though. The perk is really meant more for active attempts to alter the space-time metric away from what it's supposed to be. Relativistic time dilation, on the other hand, is space-time working as intended. If you say that it lets you ignore that, it actually causes more problems than it solves. You're free to choose that interpretation, but you're going to get into all sorts of weirdness that might not be worth it.

>>48388812
Is there anything in jumpchain that can solve that issue?

Some last minute changes to the Overlord PDF, which has been updated in the new uploads folder to reflect said changes. Change Log also updated.

They are as follows -

True Vampires can now be blond haired in addition to having silver or black hair (Evileye is blond in canon).

Dimensional Slash and Invincible Aegis have both been explicitly named as Super-Moves and thus restricted to Warrior-Origins only (not sure how I forgot to put that stipulation in the first time).

Local Hero option has had wording to explicitly forbid them from using their CP to buy Level One Hundred. This was done to prevent a price-breaking exploit that Jumpers that chose Local could get, whereby they could import up to 8 companions as local heroes for only 350cp (whom would then all purchase lvl 100), when the mass companion import for lvl 100 costs 500cp.

Changed pricing on Custom NPC from 400 to 300, to make it a more competitive choice.

>>48388868
>Touch the cow, do it now!

>>48388888
Any FTL spacedrive.

>>48388776
Hmm, but, aren't there other jumps with perks that let you use your mana/chi/whatever more efficiently? And it's sorta hard to decide whether the martial arts are worth it without seeing them in action.

In contrast, immunity to time fuckery and timestop is always useful.

In con

>>48388868
Anon please, cows (like fluffy tails) are for touching.

>>48388890
Maybe post it then upload it to the drive then?

>>48388890
Cool.

>>48388890
>Dimensional Slash and Invincible Aegis have both been explicitly named as Super-Moves and thus restricted to Warrior-Origins only (not sure how I forgot to put that stipulation in the first time).
Boo. Understandable, but boo.

>Changed pricing on Custom NPC from 400 to 300, to make it a more competitive choice.
Will 42d Supreme Being be getting a CP bump somewhere, as that was one of their freebies?

Also, I've been goofing around with my build and I wonder if you'd comment on it:
Fallen Angel: 24
Magic Caster
Tolerance for Evil
Themed Aesthetics
Shared Language
42d Supreme Being
>Racial Supplement: Angel
>Level 100
Class Skills, Magic Caster
>Divine Caster
Class Skills, Warrior
>Defense Focused
>Magic Warrior
Specific Specialization
>Warder
Dark Wisdom
The Abyss of Magic
The Realm of Heroes

DB: Powerless, Rival Guild, Foreigner

Alright, so I'm new to this whole jumpchain thing and I have a question.
I see you guys talk about having tons of companions, so how do you guys handle that? like keep swapping them out or?
And is it 8 in total or 8 import and 8 non-import active?
Mostly "how do companions?"

>>48388990
You can only have eight companions active at once unless you imported more than that into your current jump. There are ways around this though such as groups of companions that only collectively take just one "slot".

>>48388990
Swap them out, or use the rarer options that allows for more companions in one slot.
It's 8 total slots, plus any Podded companions. Some individual jumps break that cap.

Also, there's some options like the ship in Uncharted Waters or the Raven House in Webmage, where inactive companions can chill.

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>>48388868
>>48388879
>>48388892

>>48388990
Your number of active companion slots are 8+P*, with P being the number of pods you have available. So if you buy a shit ton of pods, only available in the Warehouse, you can have more active companions.

As for what do during jump, some swap them out, some rotate. I rotate in jump and across jumps. So if I have companions 1-8 in jump 20, jump 21 may have companions 9-18. I mix and match a little more deliberately than that, but you get the drift.

I also make liberal use of items and options to allow companions to do their own thing away from me for the duration of the jump. There's a perk in Uncharted Waters that lets you have all your companions active so long as they don't leave your ship. Get a big enough ship and that isn't an issue. They can't follow you around, but you can interact with them.

* - Some jumps allow more, see the jump document itself for companion rules. However if nothing is said, you can assume 8+P works.

>>48388990
8 in total but there are exceptions, such as importing/obtaining more than eight in the current jump or groups of companions that count as one.

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>>48388890
Question, do Drop-In Players get Bestiary Knowledge for free, since both get a discount?

>>48388990
There have also been methods discussed in the thread for how to get around the companion limit, but none particularly inventive or effective compared to the old ones recently.

>>48389090
I think the jump specifically mentions when having two discount makes a talent free outside of local + another discount, such as with magic caster slimes getting alchemy.

How powerful are Rosario+ Vampire Vampires?

>>48388890
Are you going to do anything to make Player a viable choice compared to Local?

>>48388701
Well shit... wait a minute, what if I appearified the frogs, making them appear in the room, then put them in the corner and planned to grab them after I got their slime, would that work?

>>48388944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cHp0f7UpGo

Not that great, but it looks cool. The regular fighting moves you'd presumably use with them are more ordinary, if superpowered.

I bought it because of the analysis portion of it, actually.

Fair, fair. I use DMC's Quicksilver Style and Dishonored's Bend Time for that stuff, but it's only because I don't care for the more esoteric stuff Lunar Dial can do.

>>48389229
You wouldn't even need to do that. The kids frog immediately died a few seconds after it appeared. You only have to try to appearify it, and you'll get the slime as usual.

The problem is finding it. On Earth, with only a coordinate-operated viewscreen. One singular frog in the entire world, only alive for a few seconds. Mostly likely years from the present.

Just make a deal with Echnida, or get really Gud with clairvoyance/luck.

>>48389316
jesus fuck, I thought the appearifier locked on to that shit, that's a NOPE, guess I'll just hope Echidna doesn't give me some stupid deal to find it

>>48389316
oh, oh I see what the problem is, AFAIK the Appearifier used to do frog breeding can ONLY find/target frogs that exist in the present, and the way you get the slime is by planning to grab it later, in which case it must still be there, thus paradox slime. What I'm suggesting is NOT planning to grab it, so I get the real frog, then planting it somewhere for ez grabs later so I can slime it.

>>48389363
Nope, appearifier needs to be manually locked onto every single frog. With the possible exception of the first one it locks onto, when its deployed. There's a reason this normally takes weeks...

Echnida's deal with Jade was her taking along all the planets and inhabitants into a new session, as the one they were in was about to be retgone'd.

Kanaya's deal was only described as 'impossible', and she refused it. Which is why the Trolls didn't find their last frog.

>>48389402
No, I'm pretty sure it can also target frogs in the past and future. Appearifiers are bullshit.

The frog in the Kids session was dead for years by the time the game even starts after all.

>>48388979
CP bump? You mean will they get something more than they've already got? Plans for now is 'no'. They already had their price reduced to 800 from 1000.

As for your build, you need to drop 100cp from something, you're currently at 1900cp out of 1800cp.

>>48389090
Yes. If you qualify for two discounts for an innate talent you get it free, Player or Local. So Player Drop-in's get bestiary knowledge for free.

>>48389193
Lowered Custom NPC costs. You can get a pair of them now for only 300cp as a Player. Additionally Players get several freebies, such as the 50cp for themed aesthetics, the first level of personal inventory free, a free lvl 100 'summoned mount' item if the Player has lvl 100 themselves (that's a free extra lvl 100 fighter right there, compared to the Local), and then get heteromorphic races discounted. That seems viable enough to me.

>>48389452
>Yes.
You might want to note that in the jump, currently it seems like that is not the case since it specifically refers to that as a bonus for locals.

>>48389472
It would seem you're correct. I'll change that.