Post female barbarians.

>>48275207
>no muscles

It's garbage.

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>>48275236
I applaud your good taste, anon.

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>>48275207

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Obligatory.

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>>48275207
>>48275288
with a second style as well

>>48275236
She's quite fit though

>>48275310
>>48275296
>>48275288
>>48275276
>>48275207

This is completely retarded. Women cannot be barbarians.

1) they lack the upper body strength to put in a firm blow. ever been hit by a girl? you should know they can't hit for shit

2) even among those who bodybuild, they cannot build as much muscle mass as men

3) women whine and complain about a hike longer than 3 miles, you really think they'd make it out in the wilderness? lol

4) A woman will not be strong enough to heft a greataxe around

5) Women do not have the reflexes required to be good warriors

6) They are vulnerable to rape

7) Even an expertly trained, strong woman barbarian will be worth at best two or three regular human warriors. If D&D had more realistic rules, women would have a -4 Strength and a +4 Charisma (just look at how easy it is for women to get whatever they want just by using their vaginas) and would not be able to progress past 10 hp.

And just because magic exists, that is not an excuse to throw out realism. So sick of seeing that lame counter tossed out in every thread. It just goes to show how cancerous D&D is.

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>>48275207

>>48275236
Actually she has some muscles - athlete level, not bodybuilder level, but still.

I'd rather question the heel boots, the quiver without a bow and that bracelet around her arm that would be quite tight if her biceps were ever to flex.

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>>48275383
Don't worry anon, they take fantasy steroids. The same steroids that create those fuck-hueg men can be used to create big women.

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>>48275383
Good job, you now understand the definition of "fantasy". Escapism exists to escape how shit the real world is, escapism revolving around women exists to escape how shit real women are.

>>48275296
thanks mr. skeleton

I really wonder what spawned this oversized weapons meme seriously all of these axes seem to weight about as much as plate

>>48275383
'humans' in fantasy settings is just a homonym.

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https://www.artstation.com/artwork/GENJW

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>>48275481

One would think there'd be good fembarb cheesecake, but for some reason it's just fucking nothing of quality.

>>48275383
What a silly person you must be.

>>48275455
Hey, you wanna get in your time machine and take out Yoshitaka Amano before he makes Cloud and his travesty of a weapon, be my guest. Dunno if it'd actually get rid of Big Weapons or not, but it's worth a shot.

>>48275538
If I could draw even slightly better than a 5 year old on a sugar rush, I'd draw some nice barbarian cheesecake.

>>48275600
Berserk predates FF7 by seven years.

>>48275538
>>48275672
What are you even talking about? You mean a magazine model dressed like a barbarian while she splays herself on a boulder?

Or something good?

>>48275383
Ohh, I know this is bait and I shouldn't...but it's so irresistable!

Firstly, males are just as vulnerable to rape. Don't believe it? Just drop the soap. C'mon bitch, I'll bet you'll feel juuuust fine when Bubba's using you as a condom just like he and the other jocks did all through high school while their cheerleader girlfriends pointed and laughed.

Secondly, hefting a weapon doesn't have much to do with strength. It has much more to do with leverage. Lrn2HEMA. Using a bow takes more raw strength than using a melee weapon does.

Thirdly, I'd like to see you hump a ruck ten miles. I've known more than enough women who can carry a not-insignificant portion of their body weight a pretty good way. To a certain point, that's about training and will. For the points past that, there's pack mules.

>>48275600
Cloud's weapon makes perfect sense in context.

>>48275383
What is it with neckbeards and wanting to feel superior to women?

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I want to be a little cleric boy and travel with a group of 25+ year old barbarian ladies and take care of them outside of battle.
Cuddling in a tent with one must be amazing, you'd be like a small teddy bear for them.

>>48275383
Dude, I think you got all of them.
Bravo for compiling the dank mega-meme.

>>48275887

They can't fuck them, so they lie to themselves to feel better. It's sad. Hopefully they're 13 and will grow out of it, and not a 20+ neckburd.

>>48275714
Shhh....
Anon is hating on someone, leave him to his misguided fury.

>>48275908
Source?

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>>48275383

>>48275908
It's like one of my Japanese /ss/ doujins!

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>>48276052

>>48276038
But I don't want to have sex with one, I just want her to pick me up and cuddle me.

>>48275971
Aren't most neckbeards +30? That's always the impression I've had.

>>48276085
That might actually be weirder that straight up wanting to fuck them.

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This seemed to qualify when I looked at it.

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>>48276186
>6

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>>48276116
[Desire to convert to Christianity one dicking at a time intensifies]

>>48275317
Barbarians can't be of a lawful alignment, anon.

>>48276168
I'd go full Momotarou on that ass.

>>48276228
You may want to crop the bottom of that one, m8

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>>48275908
I know what you mean.

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>>48276235

lawfull stupid can work anon.

And depends on the edition ofc

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How tall is the perfect barbarian waifu?

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>>48276235
this is /pol/ bait

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>>48276433

>>48276416
7ft+

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>>48275383
>1)
That's true for the average clanswoman. However any shield maiden worth her salt has probably spent her entire life fighting and training to help defend her village from rival clans. After a lifetime carrying swords and shields, they're bound to have muscle in their arms.

2)
True. They have to be clever in their battle strategem instead of wildly smashing everything with a warhammer.

3)
And you wouldn't? Somehow doubt that. These days, when people think of "hikes" they envision that one trail leading up a local hill that only really takes a hour at max. Real backpacking/outdoors men trails are either unheard of, or intimidating to the uninitiated as they literally have to camp out in the middle of the woods for a week on end. Most people, both male and female, wouldn't even make a two-hour hike without bitching.

4) A woman will not be strong enough to heft a greataxe around
Most guys wouldn't be able to do so either. Can't lift that big Final Fantasy sword? That's why you carry a normal sized axe, a sword and shield, or even a bow.

>5)
Reflexes from what? Regular military training? A lifetime of war and tribal savagery in the far north? Anyone who lived in these conditions likely has better "warrior" reflexes than anyone in the modern era, including you.

>6)
So are men.

>7)
+4 charisma, from... Fucking people? Good God man. Well judging by you, it should be +4 intelligence for women, and -4 for men.

>And just because magic exists, that is not an excuse to throw out realism. So sick of seeing that lame counter tossed out in every thread. It just goes to show how cancerous D&D is.

Oh god, a realism snob. Man I like realism as well, that's why I play WHFRP or occasionally GURPS. But I really don't go into D&D expecting to RP a accurate portrayal of the Battle of Agincourt. You're looking at the wrong material, bub.

>>48276416
taller than me

>>48276485
> shield maiden

Viking shield maidens are meme history.

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>>48276416
I'll bite, I'd say just tall enough so that her breasts would rest right on top of your head if she stood up straight right next to you. So, the bridge of your nose would sit in the nook where her ribcage begins to part if you were facing inward, probably.

That way when she hoists you up by the butt for some stand-and-carry action your head and neck would be smothered between her breasts and she could nod down to make out with you.

Guys, "-4 Str" means "post musclegirls," "musclegirls" doesn't mean "post -4 Str." You've got your memes backwards.

>>48276416
Learn the meaning of "waifu", faget.

>>48276615
Their existence is debated. One false-roman historian recorded women fighting with the Kievan Rus in eastern europe. However most of the available 'evidence' stems from sagas and the presence of weapons in graves. To me, that suggests that the myth of the shield maiden was inspired by Norse women having to guard their settlements when their husbands were off having a good ol' viking time.

Of course to a MRA, the mere suggestion that nordic women were fairly responsible while their husbands were off having a good time is ultimate heresy.

>>48275383
Thanks for the laughter, silly anon

>>48275383
dank

>>48276764
To be fair the unrealistic part is you claiming nordics were being responsible, not women.

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Best girl, coming through.

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>>48276986
She's seen better times.

>>48276986
>buggy whip arms
0/10 wouldn't strip arm-wrestle

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>>48277104
taped thighs? what?

>>48275600
Unlikely, massively oversized weapons would still fall under rule of cool even if Yoshitaka Amano didn't exist. Someone else with no knowledge of how weapons work would give characters a massively oversized weapon.

>>48276235
>Hilldawg
>lawful alignment

at least you tried

>>48275207
>post female barbarians
FtM trannies, then?

>>48277289
No, the other way around, but post-op

>>48276986
>coming through
Not after the nerfs. I have old DD builds somewhere with old Night Party Crit Circus. Shit was fun.

>>48276124
more in their 20's

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>>48277381
Still the best goddamn frontliner, hands down.
That she was fully super sayian before some nerfs only tells me that was too much.

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I drew this one last year, I know there are some bad points but that's the only barbarian-esque woman I did until now.

>>48277880
>Dat Iron Swan

>>48278041
unf.

>>48276615
>Viking shield maidens are meme history.
>history
Pretty sure we're discussing FANTASY settings anon. Especially the kind of pulp fantasy that your average fantasy RPG seeks to emulate. And shield maidens and other badass warrior women are pretty much a staple of said pulp fantasy fiction.
If we're talking about real history then Wizards should all be charlatans or madmen with no real powers at all, or at best a primitive understanding of science.

>>48276608
>Lovisa Coldeyes
mah nigga

>>48276485
>You're looking at the wrong material, bub.

No, D&D is the wrong material, and it needs to be destroyed.

>>48277962
noice

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>>48275383

>>48278802
Holy shit,I haven't played magic in 15 years but those stats obviously makes her some barbarian Goku
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhqUk28OwHs

>>48275481
>>48275496
>>48275511
>>48275982
Is this magic because these turned my dick into diamond

>>48276166
This seems fake.

>>48277880
Is that bit of red towards the bottom what I think it is or is this just wishful thinking?

>>48280293
Of course it's fake. It's a painting.

>>48280421
she trims. 2/10

>>48280421
Probably just some red cloth or some thing.
Doesn't you cant imagine otherwise anon. ;)

>>48275383
your some kind of vampire that sucks the fun out of people to stay alive aren't you

>>48275383
You are not even worth a bait pic.

>>48280421
Same style and color as the hair. I think you are correct.

>>48276421
That art style is so damn familiar, I would ask sauce but I am rather concerned about whats been censored.

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So where do I collect my free puella, Augustus?

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>>48277191
You typically see these rule of cool oversized weapons being wielded by characters with pronounced superhuman capabilities. Yes, it is ultimately for style, and in the absence of being able to move at post-Kenyan speeds or benchpress SUVs, something like a Cloud sword would be a purposeless nightmare of weapon design.

Except he's not engaging Franks in closed quarters with pikes and short swords. He's fighting this fuckin' thing, hopped up on genetic enhancements and green mana. You don't load birdshot for a zombie apocalypse, you don't bring a gladius to a dragon fight.

>>48275207
brrrrrrrrrrrrbarian, amirite?!

>>48281482
no you bring 5000 gladius and the men who wield them

>>48281824
Nah, you bring two naked celts, you would only need one but you need someone to play the carnyx and drive the pimped out chariot.

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Posting some stuff I've done for people in the drawthread, quality varies

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>>48275383
>not criticising how badly katanas are balanced in DnD

8/10 is the best I can do, senpai.

But good effort, good post, go (You)!

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>>48282268

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>>48282268
>>48282288
Should have said my quality varies from lame to meh

>>48275383
kek'd at the ability score part. well bait'd sir.

>>48282268
that one is fucking awesome, man

Very nice work, I love it.
If you're open to critique, her face needs a little work, but ancient elf barbarians had no access to plastic surgery, so that's fine.

>>48282288
noice

I like your artstyle, fresh

>>48275207
>>48275276
Wouldn't they be super cold?

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>>48282340
Yeah, I've been trying to develop my skill with faces a lot more. I'm moving away from trying to draw realistic-style faces and proportions and going more cartoony, it's easier and I prefer it aesthetically. The ones I posted are from a few months ago and I think (hope) that I have improved a little more, or at least gotten more consistent.

>>48282371
That's cool. I myself prefer it aesthetically, too.
It makes it easier for your mind to fill in the rest of the features.
High realism is cool and can be astonishing in it's own right, but I believe that it runs the risk of merely being an impression, not something that gets you going mentally.

Keep drawing, drawfag-anon,
you're doing god's work.

>>48282211
just get a tribe of celts to be axillary

>>48282498
>romans please go and stay go

>>48276421
Why is this censored?

>>48282268
>>48282288
>>48282303
>>48282371
They're a'ight, Anon! I like the mermaid barbarian! Moar non-human feral wimmens

>>48282361
As can be seen in >>48281724 and >>48281742 Unarmored Defense works against climate hazards.

>>48282671
Probably due to NSFW reasons, so far reverse image searching has not found the answer.

>>48283106
Worked for the Scots.

>female barbarian thread
>arguing about how they shouldn't exist because women are frail and weak and that the ones posted don't have enough muscles
I just want to look at boobhumans with varying degrees of fitness.

>>48275383
Nice bait

>>48281069

>Of particular note among the Iron Mountain Tribes is that the Chief must have a suitable Queen and he must present her with the Mountain Horn Crown to secure his own place as the Great Chief
>To do this, he ventures into the mountains, alone, and with his bare hands he must wrestle and kill the the biggest Aurock Bull with his bare hands presenting it's skull for the Shaman to fashion into a crown.
>The rest of the bulls body will be fashioned into a weapon of the Chief's choosing.

>>48275383
He is right; I've never met a woman that didn't speak Greek

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>>48285125
Best post ITT

>>48280697
You are the bait. You have no refutation to the statement and think your shitposting can stand in for one.

>>48283106
Builds up immunity.

>>48275383
>you really think they'd make it out in the wilderness? lol
Well, historically they must have. Otherwise we wouldn't, you know, be here.

i like this thread

>>48285542
notice me norris senpai

>>48276615
So are Berserkers

>>48275383
>muh -4 STR

lmao

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>>48275383
I haven't seen this pasta before, you've earned your (you)

>>48275207
I would need some male elf or half elf barbarians pls help.

>Gotta go to work soon, uuugh.

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I hate that there is so much fantastic female barbarian art that is spoiled by unnecessary cleavage/nudity. If I want to see nudity I'll go watch porn, when I play female adventurers I want to go on adventures, not a strip club.

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>>48286579
Now (you)r just denying classical barbarian heritage in some form of fantasy revisionism.

Being a barbarian is about embracing ignorance and rejection of those strange civilized ways that make the city folk weak. If you think about it, this art of barbarians should in fact feature no clothing at all, save maybe a belt of trophies, except that's not acceptable in the hypocritical civilized world all the art was made in.

Moreover
>not wanting to relive the naked dwarven slayer glory days
Shoo, ye of the dawning times, not tested and tried by the wrath of age

>>48286838
thats a ranger not a barbarian.

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>>48286891
Aneka is repeatedly and specifically identified as a barbarian on a number of occasions

>>48285173
Err... Two people refuted you and you just ignored them. Shouldn't you be haunting /r9k/?

>>48281824
>Gladius doesn't even cut deep into the dragon
>Dragon flies away laughing or roasts the 5,000 men

It's the reason everything in Mon hun is made of dragon dicks and oversized as fuck.

>>48286873
I like this qt! Barbarian is more a term for a ferocious fighter that focuses more on recklessness and doing damage than loincloths or being analphabetic.

There's nothing saying that a well-read elven gal can't be a barbarian. Her desert outfit makes for an interesting backstory too.

>>48286914
Identified as a slut.

>>48275383
well , thats what the data on the average woman says. reality is more absurd than what is considered realistic , including all those people who dont fit the average.

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>>48287993
She's multiclassed

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>>48288088
Pffft, get that weaksauce DMPC out of here.

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>>48275388
This how we roll

>>48276235
>>48275317
She's Neutral Evil alignment.

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This pic is a little crude but I like how she's got all the right attributes.

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She's a little too heavily armored, but the facepaint and that thousand yard stare gives her all the right credentials.

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so I herd u liek fanservice

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>>48276421
>Bestiary 3

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>>48275383
>6) They are vulnerable to rape

What if you make a female barbarian whose goal is to put the fear of rape into every man by taking a victim from every village she raids?

>>48275383
where did you grow up , in a catholic conservative household and your pa choosing a stupid incompetend wife just for her looks?

my grandmother , aunt , cousin from my father's family would pretty much qualify for barbarians. my old ma' pretty much could be a mage considering her doctorate in math , despite coming from a permanently drunk poor polack family.

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>>48288446
>neat.png

>>48281824
Are we slaying a dragon, or feeding it?

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the artist fucked up a little here, making her facepaint give her a very masculine face. But otoh she's an elf so I'm not sure how much difference it makes...

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>no beard
fucking whitewash!

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>>48275207
I like the 3D version of this image better. Far superior.

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Ok, this is a knight/paladin really, but I like how she's at least multiclassed some barbie

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I think I've dug out GIS by now.
GLHF with those STR checks!

Why are female barbarians always drawn with large breasts?

>>48288751
Barbarian babies require more quantity and potent milk to grow into strong Barbarian men.

>>48288663
her axe is clearly made from cardboard.

she has not nearly enough muscle mass to fit with her weapon of choice

>>48276104
>that raptor in the bushes
Clever girl

>>48288868
>He doesn't use Bracers of Strength
costanza_playing_cricket.png

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>>48288772
Heh, like that lore. Think I'm going to steal it.

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>>48275383

>>48288868
>she has not nearly enough muscle mass to fit with her weapon of choice
No one fucking has.
Like so many of images in this thread, it would be cool but it is wasted by BS weebshit weapon

>>48281142
>>48275207

Same girl?

>>48290767
Do you use your third eye to see or something?

>>48290460
>Bracers of Strength
>not Belt of Giant Strength
Shamefur dispray.

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>>48275383

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>>48288772
>>48290476
There appears to be some loose correlation between average height and breast size of women.

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>>48290957
I've only been playing D&D for three sessions. We're not even through with the those village Redmark shits in the starter adventure.

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>>48275383
You Wot M8

>>48291045
You mean that entirely overrated female MMA "fighter" who explicitly stated she refuses to fight male MMA fighters?

>>48291045
Why you arguing with armchair warriors, man?

>>48291972
A+++ Would heal again

>>48292067
That's a proper not-DEX-build
>>48292088
She's looking a little too weenie for a barb but I like her get-up.

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>>48291076
She's overrated yes, but still very good.

Refusing to fight male MMA fighters isn't ridiculous either; no one would mock a featherweight fighter for not wanting to fight a heavyweight. Even beyond sheer weight, there are physiological differences that make it difficult.

That being said, with the introduction of weapons and armour, much of the focus of combat shifts from strength to skill. Rich Piana will rarely if ever be able to beat a 190 pound Olympic fencer in a duel, regardless of strength. That aside, I get a hearty chuckle when 260lb untrained neckbeards say they could beat Rousey in a fight.

>>48275383
>They are vulnerable to rape

hahaha what

"Let's take a rest day, I think I caught a minor case of rape"

"I know we had the AOE Rape cast on all of us but it's super effective on my character"

"I was on my way to the dungeon, you see, but then I tripped and got raped, and that's why I was late, and lost out on XP from the first fight"

>>48292165
>That's a proper not-DEX-build
Too bad her weapons are entirely worthless and she wears no protection at all.

>>48281704
Lol

>>48275383

>>>/r9k/

There you go you piece of subhuman trash

ITT: Sub humans.

Do you disgusting freaks think that because a female is large powerful and muscular that you shouldn't still dominate her?

What the fuck is wrong with you, you cockless weaklings.

You are a man, or rather should be.

What do you offer a woman if you can't even offer her the virtues of masculinity? Besides I'm sure the archetypal barbarian female would respect and appreciate a man that could make her his, do you not think?

There is something deeply unsettling about beta males.

>>48303199
anti-muscle cuckolds are not welcome here

I recommend hiding the thread and any other thread that angers or confuses you.

>>48299521
>no one would mock a featherweight fighter for not wanting to fight a heavyweight
That has nothing to do with the topic. This is a thread about barbarians; the strongest of the strong. Ronda Rousey is nowhere near the strongest in the UFC let alone outside of it.

Being a strong female UFC fighter is like being at the special olympics; you're only there because you're excluding yourself from people who are better than you and at the end of the day, you're still disabled.

>>48303391
>Being a strong female UFC fighter is like being at the special olympics; you're only there because you're excluding yourself from people who are better than you and at the end of the day, you're still disabled.
Oh snap! I think this is actually true: if I'm not mistaken there's technically nothing preventing women from joining the NBA but men are excludes from joining the WNBA.

>>48276764
I don't think any MRA would oppose a good ol' frontier/mongol wife who can shoot a motherfucker dead as soon as he sets foot in the ranch/camp 'fore going back to tend to the barbecue.
But twiggy little bitches using heavy ass weapons to fight bigger, stronger, crueler and more experienced assholes. That's a recipe for rape and having to divorce or raise a nigger's bastard. That's why shield maidens and onna-bugeisha sound so stupid.

>>48303410

>every athletics record in the entire world held by men

>>48303199
Sorry man, you didn't get here in time. Someone already snatched up all the (you)s with a bait up thread.

>>48303227
>>48303299
>>48303496

I didn't come here to stir you up, I came hear to show you the error of your ways.

>>48303510
Came hear?

I've been mixing my here's and hear's something shocking today.

>>48303510
Dude, it's over. Wait until next thread. You've got a bit, and that's nice, but it's unconvincing after something like that up thread. My advice? Take the rest of the night to refine your pitch, and give it a go next thread.

Thread after might be a bit better, actually, while it's still not fresh on peoples minds. There honestly isn't even much thread left here to begin with.

>>48286989
As a rule of design, for a weapon to hurt a monster it has to be at least as large as it's fangs or the fangs of it's natural predators.

>>48303526
Can't be fucked.

I came, I saw, I opinioned.

I'm not going to go out of my way to wait or look for opportune moments to ram my opinion down people's throats.