/tg/ !! WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?

>>48141943
Cute boys.

>>48141943
Getting high and playing Age of Empires.

Deez nuts

The open steppe, a fleet horse, falcon at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.

Hiding pointless threads.

>>48141943
> Depend on setting.

>>48141943
To crush your Players, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their Characters!

>>48141943
To hijack planes
To see them crashed before you
And to hear the Lamentations of the CIA

>>48142174
Shouldn't it be the opposite?

>>48142215
No. The DM is the shepherd the Player's the sheep. This is right, this is good.

>>48142272
Shepherd doesn't crush his sheep. He culls them one by one when the time is right.

>>48141943
hot soup
soft lavatory paper
and good dentistry.

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LOLIS

>>48142283
A shepherd does as he will with his sheep. They're HIS sheep. If choose to cultivate them as one does plants this is right. If he crushed their spirits and drives them onware for the sheer joy of hearing them bleet this is right. If the sheep are driven and the shepherd drives it matters not the destination but the journey, this is good.

>>48142341
>>48142272
>>48142283
Yes, but sheep down own katanas and bisect tanks.

>>48142350
And shepherds aren't gods.

>>48142186
kek, but >>>/tv/

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>>48142397
WE'VE GOT A HOTHEAD OVER HERE

>>48141943
Warm water, good dentistry and wet lavatory paper.

>>48142272
I meant the opposite as in:
> To crush Characters, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their Players!

>>48141943
>>48142442
HOT water, good dentistry and SOFT lavatory paper

wet lavator paper is the worst

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>>48142397
>>48142437

>>48142455
No! This is wrong! If you crush the Players then every Character they make is born crushed, this is right. They are then able to be crushed twice and both can be driven freely, this is good.

>>48142186
>And to hear the Lamentations of the CIA

Suicide bombers miss out on that.

>>48142458
>Anons never experiened the bliss of baby wipes

>>48142518
Why the hell would you use a baby to... damn, man what the hell is wrong with you? That's like, worse than Chaotic Evil!

Killing a man who is trying to kill you, and fucking a girl who wants to be fucked.

>>48142518
YOU SICK FUCK

>>48142544
>>48142563
But they're so SMOOTH and baby's giggle no matter what you do so they're happy as well.

>>48142548
>Killing a man who is trying to fuck you and fucking a girl who wants to be killed
better

>>48142609
>>Fucking a man who is trying to kill you and fucking a girl who wants to be killed
best

>>48142622
that's gay son

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>>48142544
>>48142563
>>48142588

>>48142634
Don't be a prude! Try it before you judge.

>>48141943
2D
PEN&PAPER
VIDYA
NEETLYFE

>>48142314
I know that face.

>>48142630
Only if the balls touch.
Protip: if you do it missionary the balls are very far away from each other.

>>48141943
Why, the four best things in life!
>A gaming group
>A job
>A girl
>A computer

The open steppe. A fleet horse. Falcons at your wrist and the wind upon your hair.

It's either that, or BATORU!