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>>47949684
This isn't the most recent version. I don't have it, but maybe someone does...
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>>47949713
1.3 is what I have. Someone post the newest one for great justice!
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>>47949713
>>47949684
I think this is the latest one, 1.4
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is TK here? Any updates soon?
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>>47949684
Image Version: https://www.mediafire.com/folder/43r0qdm4sm895/The_End_Approaches

Relinking my last question: >>47949046
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>>47949842
correction, any updates soon to any cyoa's? And, any cyoa's you guys are interested in that are coming out soon? (interested in the scientist's new cyoa he's working on personally)
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>>47949961
that's a wide jaw
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>>47949976
I'm more triggered by the clipping, but that doesn't dismiss the facts.
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>>47949961
>those clipping issues
SDA why bother replying to me? Those clipping issues are so obvious it actually hurts
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>>47949961
Dick status: muh
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>>47949928
I am actually have a rough draft for a cyoa to be due in about a week (though that might change, hopefully not). However, I am also working on another rough draft to be completed over the weekend, as well as several revisions of other cyoas, Including the energy cyoa.

With that said, they are all in pdf format right now, but will hopefully be made into an image file soon enough.
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Anyone know when box is going to finish DEUS VULT Academy?
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>>47949961
Neopolitan is a bless upon the world.
not ours sadly
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>>47949919
my questions three...
1.) how does penmanship and mathmatical genius work with Runes? or Alchemist with body skills, surgeon or green thumb? (assuming we even get some alchemicals from plants and not also rocks, animals, abstract thoughts)

2.)Ubermench and self aware seem kinda conflicting? i mean they both allow you to build a better you but still...

3.) covenant/whatever perks vs. normal bought traits, are *special* traits given to you by outside sources more powerful than standard traits or what? fore example with question 2, is self aware worse then ubermench? surgery + mechanical adept worse than (or better) than the post/ex/meta human perk?
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>>47950072
best ice cream
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>>47949928
I await yours.
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>>47950456
I've seen this one enough to know that the right answer is ringing all of them.
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>>47950456
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>>47950472
People seem to forget that you're FORCED to have that boy as your bf
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>>47950503
You're not. He's a guaranteed true love, but you can walk away from him and hope you find another true love through the regular dismal means.
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>>47949961
I would like one set of her hips, please.
I never knew that "showing off a tiny bit of her sides" could be that hot
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>>47950472
No the right answer is to ring all of them but the Egyptian cat bells.
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I made a new (short) thing.
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>>47950781
>Morality
If I'm reading this right, then remove the concept of using yours powers to affect other people without their consent
>Volatile
Gonna either kill fatties with adrenaline/insulin and leptin (or is it ghrelin?) or help them lose weight. Might use prolactin (?) to have girls lactate in public.
Dopamine and serotonin should be hormones, too, so I'll probably end up making everyone feel amazing in my presence, like that Anon who used nicotine patches on his ex girlfriend whenever they fucked.
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>>47950781
>strife makes lucifer a little fedora wearing.

bwhahahaha

Unbreak, too much potential with the reversal of actions.

emotion: boredom.
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>>47950781
If you take the deal, wouldn't it be best to always choose to have your soul marked, no matter how good you are? You're better than even going to hell regardless of how good you are, what with making a deal with the devil and all.
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>>47950882
Wait I fucked up, that should be leptin and glucagon, not insulin. Glucagon to spend energy that you have, leptin to make you satiated.
It sucks that the effect is only active for an hour after they leave your AoE, since a few hours is nothing when TE the hormone's effect has to do with transcriptional factors.
That, and you can't make it permanent, so none of the fun stuff. There's not enough time to change how a person thinks or how their body looks
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>>47950781
Activate;
Emotion: take my anger.

Taking small amounts of money at ATMs from bank accounts of youtubers who make money of clickbait videos to pay for living expenses, make all bombs in terrorist camps go off, invest in solar panels and get free electricity (if the powers go that far), just get a low-profile job, live a fun life, rig casinos around the world if I need money.
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>>47950911

It's possible there could be a limbo/purgatory situation available as long as you don't do too much evil.
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>>47950084
Highlander's pretty much said in past threads that any Traveller can achieve absurdly high levels of power and threat level, and most probably will. What matters in the end is most likely creativity and flexibility. Basically how hard you can cheat determines how powerful you are or are perceived to be.
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Anyone got a collection of urban fantasy cyoa?
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>>47950781
>Volatile
>Morality: Killing

Health at any size meetings, here I come.
Doing this for you, /fit/, you natty bastards.
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>>47951316 #
>Loli-Poli
>breast feeding
You just had to ruin it, didn't you?
Well, the others are pretty bad, so
>Loli-Poli
>Trap
>Golden voice
>Pretty eyes
>Magic touch
I'd have loved a 1 pt option so I could get a 9" and be bigger than everyone else in the showers etc., but a 12" seems too big on a little schoolboy trap
And of course ways to get more points, more information on my relation with her
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>>47950736

No need to be mad. It really isn't all it's cut out to be:/
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so what should we call the anon that ripped on most CYOA authors while masturbating to Beri?
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>>47951765
honest
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Box is kill
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>>47951765
The Jacking Ripper?
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>>47951765
Did he hit too close to home for you?
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>>47951765
Fap the Ripper.
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>>47951789
I wouldn't have minded if he didn't suck Beri's dick so much.
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>>47951765
They made valid points. I'm surprised they didn't mention how horrible i am with stats.
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>>47951765
Truthful.
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>>47950781
Volatile
Morality: Experimenting on people without consent

Gonna find a stop-gap measure for immortality, and piggyback off of it until someone smarter than me figures out true immortality.
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>>47951807
Don't get too salty about the truth. Maybe one day you will make something even half as good.
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>>47951765
A wise sage.
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>>47951765
honest. as said by >>47951777

we agree. Beri is god tier. He just is anti-autistic, he doesn't hate, annoy, get angry and always aims to please but in a way that doesn't make him a sub.
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>>47951701
That's real easy for you to say……
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>>47951831
Honestly I'm not that salty I just think he went overboard with praising Beri.

Like geez that was the mother of all headpats.
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>>47951857
Men are the best gender physically speaking. Generally they're stronger, and they don't have to worry about childbirth, pregnancy, or periods.
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>>47951867
He has a favorite author or just like how he behaves over all, if he complimented everyone it wouldn't sound as authentic, I suppose.

>>47951880
But girls are cute and pure.
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>>47951905
I guess.

I'm kind of wondering why he called Qeuitanon a pretentious Islamic bastard though.
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>>47951867
What CYOA you make? I'll give you some god damn head pats. Unless it's shit.
>>47951956
To be fair he is pretty pretentious.
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>>47951880
yeah but let's be serious, fuck that right? men (not all) want to feel what its like to be a female and vice versa.

I could go on and on about the benefits from both sides getting the chance to switch but the point is: Its annoying to be limited to one human form when their are many.

I'll never be black or a female or hell, religious or gay or a lesbian or swedish. To never have experienced the other side's is a pain in the rear.

(posted without the stupid name this time)

>>47951956
lets call that a personal relationship and leave it there.
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>>47951956
Because that's what he is.
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>>47951965
>(2)

You must really like that CYOA to save it three times in a row, friend.
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>>47951969
I didn't make any CYOAs.
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>>47951998
Then no head pats for you, you undeserving of head pats punk.
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>>47951880
Yeah but guys aren't cute.
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>>47951956
Probably because he touches more "pretentious" themes, like, upcoming Urban Fantasy forces you to pay if you want a painless death, Quiet CYOA had all that mystery.

And he does talk about Islam and Allah more than he needs to, but that's no crime and 40% of the thread is talk that doesn't concern CYOAs.
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>>47952008
I made this terrible CYOA. Do I get headpats now?
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>>47952019
Men are the best gender sexually speaking too, anon. Nothing more comforting than a man's cock in you or his ass around you.

Are you gay or something?
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>>47952032
yes, because it accurately describes an important decision we all make day to day.

it's like you took part of my soul that occurs at 8pm-6am and made it into an image.

what will i choose? for even i know not.
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>>47952032
Babies? no head pats/10 it's shit, would not give headpats for.
On the other hand my wonderful anonymous friend, it did remind me I haven't slept in a really long time. Keep on shining you crazy diamond.
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>>47952032
4AM here. Not having too much of an adventure.
but you deserve it
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>>47952041
but that's not cute, Anon. I want to be cute
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Hell /cyoag/. I'm in cali now. On vacation. So nothing new for a while.

But here, have Mage's Familiar.
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>>47952133
http://www.wikihow.com/Crossdress

ask and thou shall receive.
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>>47952182
>
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>>47952182
Enjoy the sweltering desert heat.
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>>47952192
>Hell /cyoag/.
>Hell

Well I mean, maybe sometimes, depending on what's up.
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>>47952041
i like to think that the big demographic of posters that are so fond of penises on /cyoa/ are actually cute girls
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>>47952203

>>47952201
Basically.

I'm going to miss Seattle.
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>>47952219
So, let's say i kill my master in "accident". Do i cease to be?
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>>47952254
No.

It's there on page one, once you're released from service (one way or another), you age like a regular critter of your kind. Or, in the case of some improved familiars, last until wear and tear breaks you down.
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>>47952188
that won't work, Anon… I don't look feminine in the slightest.
I just want to be cute, man, and passable
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Does anyone have the archive of reactions to author cyoa?
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>>47952271
then do it faggot. It ain't easy of course but if you wanna, find a way. Live your dreams, even if their crazy or stupid or fetishy.

Hell man, i was willing to become an engineer just to make tech i wanted.

>>47952266
you re-did the beggining and i never payed attention. huh.
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>>47952302
did that many author's react to it? I know i, ren, the scientist saw it and were like "hmm, cool." Well except ren. he was like "awwwww hell yes."
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>>47949684

>>47952204
You'd be wrong.
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>>47951905
>>47952019

>I want to be a gril so I can be cute!

Sadly we can't all be cute. You people mostly gave me 5/10s and said I'm not that qt, and somebody even said 3/10 and said I look "crazy" ;_;

And now I'm posting on 4chan again on Fri night.....
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>>47952325
6+ is reserved for 2D, sorry
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Feel bad for some girls because I think they're traps now because of their face.
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>>47952325
you expected getting a good grade on 4chan standards?
being nice to girls on the internet kinda feels like white knighting and this general hates girls

i remember getting gradatively more pissed off at how people indulge cyoa author talkshows in these threads but here I am
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>>47952390
8+ is reserved for 2D traps.
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>>47952325
>I'm posting on 4chan again on Fri night.....
Yeah? Me too. Except I'm on the east coast.
>uguu life is so hard as a qt short girl!!
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>>47952468
question, in game, how does that get revealed?

follow up question: which game?
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>>47951479
>I'd have loved a 1 pt option so I could get a 9" and be bigger than everyone else in the showers etc., but a 12" seems too big on a little schoolboy trap
It says 'up to 3" per point', so anything between 6" and 12" would be fair game for your remaining two points.
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>>47952496
Answer: He was raised as a girl by his parents because it was a bad omen to give birth to twins of the same gender. Literally no one in Guilty Gear cares about his gender, there are giant insane robot girls (more robot than girl) and mysterious shadowy figures plotting the end of the world to worry about.

Answer: It's a fighting game series. He's not in the newest one.
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>>47952586
Drat, the reaction is the funnest part of a surprise.
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>>47950781
Nice, looks good.

Unbreak and I'll be parting with my anxiety. Lucifer's a swell guy and I'd absolutely ask that he stop by for tea/coffee every once and awhile, if he has the time.
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>>47952642
Teleportation and Gravity, easy. Teleportation to pull a Jumper and rob banks, and Gravity if I ever need to punch somebody really fucking hard.
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>>47952524
That's not exactly what I meant. There are no powers that cost one point, so if you don't want a 10-12" dick, you're wasting a point. You could get a power instead.
I'm blind as fuck and just now realized what you said: I forgot to spend two points.
Guess that's what happens when you don't write down the costs?
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>tfw some of these CYOA authors put more effort into these than I've been putting into my story.
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What CYOAs are the most rage/shitstorm/argument inducing? What makes them that way? What are the traits of a perfect shitstorm catalyst?
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>>47952805
>What are the traits of a perfect shitstorm catalyst?
Being made by Harem Anon has historically proven impeccible
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>>47952805
Cuckery, real or perceived.
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>>47952768
You can do it anon, I believe in you!
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>>47952895
That's a trick answer, since /tg/ perceives cuckery everywhere in everything, all the time.
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>>47952768
some of us are fun and short and get serious later. (look at me, i literally started because A. beri inspired me and B. i got pissed at people complaining about no OC.) And now I'm trying to take down my whale.

Others, like highlander, SDA, the scientist, are crazy. And treat their works like work, as in, 40 hours a week at minimum.

Good god, the scientist has a cyoa that had to be put into 4 pdf's. 4 of them.

The highlander has been making their cyoa for years.

SDA, well, stardust wasn't finished in a day or week or a few weeks.

You can do it anon, as a creator, you must, because you just have to. Don't know why, but you just have to, it doesn't feel right if you don't create.
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>>47952642
Upgraded Teleportation, hands down.
>Always on vacation.
>Sometimes on other worlds.
>Help out NASA
>Make millions.

Gotta get HUEG, though, to stretch the upper limit on what I can take with me.
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>>47953035
>stardust wasn't finished in a day or week or a few weeks.
he said he spent 2 weeks IIRC on the first edition. but also IIRC, he works on his cyoa for eight hours at a time, so yeah, like a job.
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>>47953035
Then there's the freakish anomaly that is Alice Anon, who made a CYOA which is completely unplayable and may actually be some kind of thesis on waifus.
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>>47953123
Have to read that one day.
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>>47953035
I'd say the most insane authors are:

>Quiet: Worked on a single CYOA for a year just planning. Managed to put the actual thing together in a week, and it wasn't a small CYOA.. 'Reputed' to have a shitload of background lore, although one of the greatest divisions in /CYOAG/ because a loud minority doesn't believe him. Urban Fantasy (first draft) is going to be at minimum 24 pages long. QuietCYOA was originally 7 pages long and in the end bumped up to 12. It was going to be even bigger but bombs.

>SDA: Holy shit, what can I say? When SDA works everyone here knows it. SDA is a maniac, working day and night to make it happen. I remember one time he was on the thread for four days straight. No sleep; constantly posting updates.

>Highlander: Second only to Alice, she works ridiculously hard. And to be fair, I got a lot of respect for Highlander because she's one of the few women on /CYOAG/ in a position of power and doesn't use her vag to get any beta orbiters or anything like Angel. Just a good person in general who routinely breaks the autism spectrum. Has a blog for her Traveller CYOA which is over a 130 pages and is frequently updated.

>Alice: Fucking creepy. His CYOA transcends CYOAs, it's a fucking thesis on waifuism and from what I remember Alice pumped it all out in a week or so. Alice is mental, not autistic like Highlander, nor ADHD like SDA or fucked like Quiet, purely mental. A pure machine for whom /CYOAG/ was simply not ready for.

>Scientist: Slow, but you know that they work their ass off and treat their CYOAs like they actually mean more than a few cheap (You)s. As this anon said, one of their CYOAs needed to be put into 4 fucking PDFs. Four fucking PDFs. Scientist's main problem is that they work too hard and then work way to hard to appease everyone. I also heard that he puts a ridiculous amount of hard work into balancing, which is fair because his CYOAs are unbreakable.
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>>47953211
Obviously the next logical step is to make an "insane CYOA creator CYOA"
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>>47952592
>>47952586

Well, at least two characters sorta care about his gender. One of them hits on him and goes "WHAT HAVE I DONE?!!11" when realises the truth. The other basically takes him home with her and turns him into a waiter - might be for actually business reasons, as he ends up attracting more customers of both genders, but I don't care.
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>>47953230
lets at least wait for the other one to be finished.
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Pick just one to roommate with/waifu
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>>47953255
sure, why not.

robot sounds pretty bro.
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>>47953255
ANGLE
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>>47953035
>Good god, the scientist has a cyoa that had to be put into 4 pdf's. 4 of them.
I also made an imgur album of the 20 images but people don't seem to like that alternative.

I also posted the full 20 image CYOA once, i believe, as well.
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>>47953255
Dad man is best choice purely for his immunity to memes.
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>>47953275
None of these guys like Imgur. I have a ~30 page CYOA and I have no idea what to do.
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>>47953282
I understand it goes against the purpose of an imageboard, but my shitternet can't handle 4 pdfs that equal about 22mb total.
I need some of that NBN lube.
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>>47953282
Simple quiet, you do whatever the fuck highlander is doing. Because his pdf is popular.
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>>47953292
Her's is pure text. Mine is full of images. IMage compression in PDFs is really bad.

>>47953291
Holy fuck you know my feels.
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>>47953299
>>47953291
Better idea then, what about a mega upload link with all the image PDF's?
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>>47953255
Angle OP. No one else had a chance.
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>>47953307
>mega
Oh hell naw. People would lynch me on a burning cross for that shit.
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>>47953316
google doc? Can it do that? I know it can do an interactive magical realm and hold beri's genie's, can it hold your 30 pages and go through them like a slideshow? You could post it then by uploading the link with the first/cover page for it so anyone scrolling through by images is like "oh yeah, quiet's massive 30 page thing is being posted again"
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>>47953282
i dunno, post it?
Some crazy bastard posted the Highlander cyoas.
if we were smarter, you'd post the cyoa in one thread, and all discussion about it would take place in another. Then just bump the first thread every 8 hours or so.
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>>47953349
you're assuming hes done.
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>>47953316
quiet, do us a favor, save your work and upload your work SOMEWHERE else. I don't think my ass could handle another "i lost everything in a crash guys". I'd need surgery for that butthurt.
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>>47953282
>>47953275
>>47953291
Imgur has crazy image compression. That's why people hate it.
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>>47953328
google folder is how people do it.
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>>47953387
It may have bad compression, but what other image album service is there?
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>>47953316
mixtape dot moe
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>>47953359
>I have a ~30 page CYOA and I have no idea what to do
yes, I do assume he's done. Otherwise, that's an odd phrasing.
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>>47953397
It's not finished. Sorry for the odd way of saying it but English is my fourth language.

>>47953396
Probably going to do that as well.

>>47953393
Also going to do.

>>47953387
Spot on.

>>47953368
It's synced on Dropbox. I have learnt from the past.
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>>47953368
>i lost everything in a crash guys
Also, I didn't lose everything in a crash. I lost everything to a bomb.
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>>47953405
local failure is local failure
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>>47953405
excuse me? A literal bomb? I wondered why there was a debate of whether you were Bs-ing but, seriously? what happened man?
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>>47953405
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>>47953402
If you don't make one or more pages that detail all the "mysteries" in your CYOA, then your CYOA will be like pic related if the second page had never been made or posted.
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>>47953405
>harddrive fails due to bomb
being muslim is suffering
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>>47953444
I bet Harem Anon could cause a bigger shitstorm
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>>47953468
The funny thing is that Harem Anon made a CYOA like that around the same time that had MUCH less shitposting. Sure the two days he wouldn't post the second page, people were shitposting about what would happen and dooming and glooming, but when he actually posted? There wasn't much upset about the girls themselves.

Surprise on the other hand had extremely increased shitposting with the second page because they're awful.
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>>47953405

Don't forget to write up whatever you can remember of all the secret details and stuff from that earlier cyoa.

I know you lost the exact notes, but you should be able to recreate most of the key secrets just by looking over Quiet cyoa since you spent so much effort on it to begin with.
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>>47953492
>he still believes there were actual notes
>he still believes there was a computer crash
>he still believes the telenovella like sudden amnesia
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>>47953491
>implying Harem Anon has ever written a girl who wasn't awful
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>>47953523

Eh, it doesn't hurt me any to take Quiet at his word, and as he said, it wasn't a crash, it was a bomb. As in explosion bomb.

I'd guess you're either one of the salty ones, not too bright yourself, or just bored enough to shitpost.

Or all three.
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>>47951765
A Coward for not doing everyone on the list.
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>>47953491
I will not forgive him for making Tabitha Hess vegan. Some people deserve no mercy.
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>>47953551
Vegan was the second worst flaw in the CYOA, yeah.
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>>47953543
There is no way in hell that someone who was invested in a cyoa for months before and after making it, would not remember its secrets without some notes.
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>>47953556
I will never get the idiots who see a woman who turns into a giant monster at random, and consider her "flaw" to be that she doesn't eat eggs
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>>47953564
Meat is literally the best. If you don't eat meat you are scum.

Turning into a giant monster on the other hand, is sexy, and she knows how to avoid it.
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>>47952041
>Nothing more comforting than a man's cock in you
r vagina.
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>>47953564
Every women turns into a monster at least once a month, anon.
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>>47951972
I'd love to see what would happen if, just for a week even, people had their gender and race swapped about.
Probably nothing, I guess. /r9k/ would still be mad at how "easy" it is to be a girl, radical muslims etc. would probably think women are even bigger whores somehow.
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>>47953580
yeah and at least this monster would be violent. Instead of bloody and horny.
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>>47953558

I seem to recall that when asked upon his return, Quiet said he would write up what he could remember when he had time.

Of course, this is probably not a rush since the new cyoa is priority, and is supposed to be releasing shortly. You could be right that they never existed, obviously.

However, like I said earlier, it doesn't hurt me any to take him at his word.

I can sort of relate to his situation since I've had to deal with a few similar disasters on gaming projects I've created in the past that had something bad happen to the original notes or files.

While I've been able to recreate some of my original work from memory, I ended up completely unable to figure out wtf I had been thinking on other parts.
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>>47953543
How is a bomb different than any other failure?
Unless he was next to computer and it gave him brain damage.
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>>47953428
Drones. That combined with terrorists that wiped out my hometown. A place that had stood for over 600 years.

>>47953446
Kek'd.

>>47953492
Ofc, I remember most of it. I'll be writing it up after UF.

>>47953558
No, no, I'll be posting them after UF.
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>>47953599
Are you kidding? People would freak, sex would fly, news would be reporting, people would be calling straight out of work, entire nations (looking at you japan) would take a hit, not to mention so many other implications. EVEN if you limited it to a board, the effects would be too strong to contain. If a book doesn't exist in this world describing this exact phenomenon, its purely because theirs too much to tell.

Societal, political, emotional, psychological, career's, children, babies, religion, god their's a lot to shove in there. I'd need to take quiet, SDA AND scientist just to make a full world of it.

Or give highlander a month.
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>>47953607
>new cyoa is priority, and is supposed to be releasing shortly
Exactly. I've been focused on that lately. But, don't worry, it will be done. This I can promise.

>>47953621
>quiet, SDA AND scientist just to make a full world of it.
>Or give highlander a month.

I feel like Highlander is the 9inch Chad of CYOAs...
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>>47953618
was your life in danger? I want so much more info than you are giving me. Why quiet? WHY? Why must your very life be a mystery that intrigues me? Do you oh so love in my torment? Is it your special brand of wine?
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>>47953630
It's all act and he is neckbeard living in midwest basement.
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>>47953255
ANGLE.
Also, mom friend, does she have a milfy friend or is she the milf?
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>>47953255
gremlin babby
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>>47953558
>would not remember its secrets without some notes.
Unless he just makes it up as he goes along without rhyme nor reason.
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>>47953638
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>>47953621
why do you post with a name?
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>>47953638
Stop. Quiet is our brown paki prince. Don't break the illusion.
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>>47953657
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>>47953654
ballsy quiet. You've never been one to shy away though.

>>47953656
pure fucking accident, i swear. I am so sorry. I didin't know i had it on. I try to limit it to discussion that "needs" it.
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>>47953667
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>>47953680
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>>47953654
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>>47953663
>brown
He said he's white-ish, indo aryan, noted it was a problem in his town to be basically the only white person there.
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>>47953702
Are you alright?
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>>47953702
Do you need help we can send a rescue team
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>>47953702
wtf, we have a poster from china on /tg/?
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>>47953711
You got a problem? Dude got to the top of Mt. Everest, figures he'd want to shitpost on 4chan some.
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>>47953716
stop quiet, don't give out your address, don't let them get to you, their will always be non-believers and their will also always be killers and rapists and trolls. Just. stop.
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>>47953716
This can't be safe. You should delete that before someone decides to go out and rape your cute brown behind.
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>>47953663
>>47953706
I am pic related but blue eyes.

>>47953630
I live in Pakistan and work for the government. My pay is good but my work is fairly tame. I really don't want to say too much about myself. I feel like an author should be defined by his base traits, not much else.
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>>47953702
>>47953724
Everest climb cyoa when?
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>>47953716
BRB, sending your coordinates to the Republican Guard. Let's see if posting CYOAs counts as blasphemy!
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>>47953716
>some streets have no names, only number
What is their designation?
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>>47953739
forgot pic
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>>47953654
>Muslim Town Flyover
lel
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>>47953740
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>>47953743
Such is life in Pakistan.
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>>47953743
Rhymes with "Street 2"
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>>47953750
Yea no, it doesn't work without a sherpa guide and oxygen tank options.
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>>47953739
>>47953745
>he saves pictures of cute white ish boys
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>>47953761
I actually ripped it from google images.
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>>47953745
The Fear
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>>47953761
He is a sandnigger. Banging qt bois is part of their culture.
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>>47953670
>I try to limit it to discussion that "needs" it.
what discussion on an anonymous forum needs a name?
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>>47953716
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>>47953761
>boys
What, really?
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>>47953743

It's probably like how it is in Japan.

There's a ton of side and back streets in Japan that literally have no name on any maps, even the most recent ones.

Yes, houses on these back streets have a numbered address, but unless you know the area, you'll likely get lost. That address your friend gave you in Japan? If they live on a side street, the address is probably useless to you unless you can get specific directions.

Even on local maps in Japan, you'll often find the numbered addresses laughably out of date. It's why you'll discover that most Japanese people will give you directions via landmarks rather than street names if you are ever there and ask for help.
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>>47953781
Dude do you need help
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>>47953781
We get it, you climbed to the top of Mt. Everest. No need to rub it in!
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>>47953780
discussing with other cyoa creators, answering cyoa related questions, WIP updates, basically whenever you some on here post with a name. Except quiet currently. Shits and giggles all around with him right now.
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>>47953786
No, not at all.... Like, sure, some Afghani people do it. As do some Pashtuns. And, maybe some of the Far-Eastern Irani people on the Balochi Border. Ok so some people do it but it's not mainstream in any way shape or form. Except in:

>North Pakistan (Wayyyyy North).
>Afghanistan (Primarily in the Hunza Region).
>South Western Iraq.
>South India off the coast and near the Hindukush.

>>47953781
You win.
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>>47953803
Now, to be fair, I do take my nametag off when not answering CYOA related stuff most of the time but eh, now new OC, so why not liven the thread up a bit.

>>47953805
>Forgot name. Ironically.
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>>47953745
but that's a lie, Quiet. You have black hair and, from what I can tell, brown eyes. You really shouldn't put an image of yourself on your Google+
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>>47953805
>No, not at all....
>Like, sure, some Afghani people do it.
>Ok so some people do it
Keep talking. Post pics.
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>>47953809
Kek. That's not yours truly.
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>>47953638
>implying anyone but a raging muslim would let the Queen of Damascus rape the Queen of London and 500 of her best soldiers in battle

He's a true paki alright.
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>>47953733
>their will always be non-believers
Damn kuffir.
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>>47953733
>>47953735
Lol nah, it's fine. I've dealt with people shoving Aks in my face and a government who's legally imprisoned me in the country. I assure you, some white guy with a grudge or the desire for lols doesn't scare me.

>>47953833
She's white. Damascus was colonized a while back by you guys and the monarchy remains white.
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>>47953841
>and a government who's legally imprisoned me in the country.
What? That's Eastern Bloc/Red China tier shit
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>>47953854
We're actually worse off in some ways. If you have a valuable skillset and you want to leave, you can't. MIT educated engineer with Ph.D

Despite the fact that I'm a fucking Canadian citizen...
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>>47953862
>Despite the fact that I'm a fucking Canadian citizen

Wtf, how? What does your embassy say?
Are you a terrorist?
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I'm having trouble deciding between making two cyoas.
One is lewd as hell, and the other has plot and shit I just haven't quite got an idea what to include in it, beyond skills. It's Urban Fantasy, shit's going crazy, I'm not sure of the power level either.
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>>47953871
Make the former while hammering out the details for the latter on the side.
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>>47953870
>implying he's allowed to go to the embassy
Letting people move about freely is the first step letting those fuckers escape.
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>>47953878
Just call them, aren't they obliged to intervene on his behalf?
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>>47953871
Plot + shit > Lewd + empty void of depression
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>>47953870
>Are you a terrorist?
I am "an individual holding Dual-Citizenship who has been an person of interest to the PAE Commission. Thusly, as a dual citizen, I will need clearance from both the Pakistani Government and the PAEC before I am allowed to board a plane".

>>47953878
Well, I'm not allowed near a border. But, I am allowed to move to the airport or the embassy. I can't board a flight either here or internationally because I'm a person of interest to both my governments and I'm 100% sure I'm on the US No-Fly list.
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>I want to be judged by my own merits as a CYOA maker, that's why I don't like talking about myself very much
>I shall now completely derail this thread into a presentation of my life as a Tibetan freedom fighter, praise me and show your concern!
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>>47953897
Ok that's fair. I'll stop. My bad.
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>>47953841
>Damascus was colonized a while back by you guys and the monarchy remains white.
They've gone native though, so they don't count anymore.

Also I'm hoping that queen is a cute.
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>>47953889
>an person of interest to the PAE Commission
Do you build nukes? That's be so awesome.
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>>47953904
No, in UF, they're a mix. Damascus, btw, is not Muslim. Very few Phantasmals believe in our religions.

>Queen a cute
Maniacal cackling.
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>>47953903
Anon is just butthurt he's not getting attention. That's how anons do.
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>>47953871
Lewd should always be the top priority.
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>>47953871
As an author I'd say go with the first while making sure that your notes on the latter are perfect and organized. The one major tip I can give you is to make sure it's compact and contained.
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>>47953876
I think the lewd one would actually be bigger. or at least have more options
I have the idea for the overall plot and some factions, but picking just one... is like, why have all these options then?
And I don't have an idea for the "choice" part - really, it would be like
>pick a "Noble Phantasm"
>pick some dank skills
>>47953888
Glad you feel that way, trips. I have to figure out how to make the story into both "choice" and "adventure". It's a world within our world, so it must feel open and at the same time you must know where you can go, what you can see.
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>>47953952
>Noble Phantasm
So like, FS/N? Also, when are you releasing? Cause our CYOAS sounds similar.
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>>47953927
any particular reason why?
Mind you, it will be word-y as hell. Only images would probably be ones giving you an idea of your "body", and then textbubbles from hentai
>>47953934
I hate planning. That's how I ended up with three 5+ page projects that I need to get back to.
On the other hand, that is also how I end up with generic products. Or ones that feel, I don't know, live there is no "life". No plot, no adventure, no idea how the world works.
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>>47953952
>I think the lewd one would actually be bigger. or at least have more options

Tell us more.

What is it about?
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>>47953952
I love Urban Fantasy cyoas. They're the best forms of wish fullfilment. Not only do you get to stay on Earth most often, but you get to join an exclusive club of superior entities and network yourself into the heights of society if you do it right.

That must be how being Jewish feels.
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>>47953952
>I have the idea for the overall plot and some factions, but picking just one... is like, why have all these options then?
Sounds kinda like how Branching Heart works

Also, I only suggested "lewd first" because it seemed like you had it planned out more clearly than the other one.
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did box wine ever finish the expansion pack for Hero Academy? I remember him posting a teaser but that was a couple days ago
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>>47953963
>like Fate
No, not even close. waaaay the fuck away. It was more in relation to the second pick, the one after
>which faction will you join
My only idea for choices where
>here's a badass item or three
>here's some dankass skills to make you a badass

>when are you releasing
>I'm having trouble deciding between making two cyoas.
so, like, X months after I finish all these projects.
>>47953967
no specific theme, really. Just whatever I'd come up with. Lots of focus on bodyswap, general changes to your body and something about making people horny, with the drawback of the same thing happening to you. Really, I can't say much until I'd start writing.
>>47953971
yes. Well, it wouldn't be a generic
>you are now a sexy, seducing succubus and life is easy
>you are now a rich, immortal vampire who doesn't have any downsides
and that.
You could do nothing and watch from the sidelines, probably, or join in.
>>47953973
no. Not even close. "pick a faction" is a single choice, like the Secret World CYOA.
Basically I want to make the Secret World, with OC factions, but that wouldn't get posts more than the first time it's posted.
I couldn't balance them if I went Branching Heart, that's for sure.
it's actually not planned at all, the lewd one, but it's so easy to write.
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>>47954010
He was pointed out how unfairly overpowered both of those schools were compared to filth like St Flares and is now drunkenly slurring his way through fixing them.
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>>47953870
Embassies normally don't help dual citizens in the country of their other citizenship.
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>>47953966
Hentai dialogue is my fetish.
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>>47951316
>Lilith667
>Steal -10
>Mind-Break -8
>Increased Size x2

Bring your mistress to climax, you become mature, she turns into a little girl, ram her little devil asshole until she breaks and you get to be the top.
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>>47954015
>Lots of focus on bodyswap, general changes to your body and something about making people horny, with the drawback of the same thing happening to you.
MAKE IT
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>>47954017
That does sound like him. Aight, hope to see him again soon, thanks.
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>>47954017
Do you have the teaser?
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>>47954036
I could honestly probably knock out the text version for, say, 80% of the final choices today.
I just, don't know really. I just have ideas for options, no structure at all - like "groups" (like job, house, roommates etc.).
I'm not making sense, I know.
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>>47953862
>MIT educated engineer with Ph.D


Nice desu
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>>47954087
No, that does make sense, and structure is very important. But give us the text and see what structure (and new options) we can suggest!
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>>47954087
Please don't do >>47954125 ,make the CYOA all your own, people give dumb suggestions.
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>>47954097
Makes you wonder why he went back to Pakistan if that's what they're like there and he has real skills.
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>>47954133
ok.
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>>47954133
Uh, don't include the dumb suggestions, just the good ones?
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>>47954138
I come from a line of patriots. Stupidly wanted to help make my country better.
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>>47952642
Pocket Dimension Upgraded, babyyyyy
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>>47954218
>my country
So the Canadian citizenship is just for convenience?
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>>47954179
from my experience people tend to get mad when their suggestions aren't included, or only some of them are.
Especially when it comes to masturbation. That is serious business here.
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>>47954298
I for one don't.
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>tfw Secret World isn't in either of the dropboxes
would anyone be so kind as to post it?
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>>47953255
>Always plays support bc no one else will

That's fucking bullshit. Lots of people play support because they don't want to put in any actual effort. Like I was just in a game where 3 (other) people insta-locked Mercy.
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>>47954477
>not checking the drive as well
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0Bwl-aJm3wG4nbHA2NUVOdWJjS2M/view?usp=sharing
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0Bwl-aJm3wG4nMmRvZDZwa3R6aTg/view?usp=sharing
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>>47954541
I did, anon
Here's a dropbox with a LOT of CYOA's:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/9ijwopa42ke49q1/AAA40vUS2BzstD9eHyyBLTr8a?dl=0

Yet another CYOA archive:
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0Bwl-aJm3wG4nN2w1TGJCSVlQZ2M&usp=sharing

Neither gave me anything when I searched for "secret". So, what exactly is this third drive?

(and thank you)
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>>47954555
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>>47954555
>So, what exactly is this third drive?
It isn't, it's >Yet another CYOA archive
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>>47954574
well, it doesn't pop up when I search for "bees", "secret" or "world", so what did you look for?
Then again, the drive looks like it's been sorted alphabetically, and nothing shows up after "Not another highschool", so that's probably why.
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>>47954574
>>47954555
>>47954597
The problem is that drive doesn't display more than 500 files in a folder, while the folder actually contains 732 files. I'll reorganize so that the single page (+box) CYOAs are sorted in folders by their initial letter.
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>>47953781
I kinda wanna know that postal address. As well as the mad man who actually delivers mail there.
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>>47954598
oh. That makes sense.
I came off way too hostile, by the way. Sorry.
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Fashion Empire CYOA when/where?
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>>47954646
Depends on how fast you work.
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>>47954646
Am I the only one that thought she looked like a giant moth?
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>>47954633
>I came off way too hostile, by the way. Sorry.
Nah, don't worry, I didn't even notice.
Now there's a new folder called "1 page (+box) CYOAs" with a folder for each letter; that should solve the problem for a long time.
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>>47954646
When you make it.
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>>47954655
>>47954673
>implying

>>47954664
No, but how many other dictatorial fashion empires have there been in mainstream media that I could use?
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>>47954695
>implying
I don't see anyone else clamoring for such a CYOA (or anyone in the process of making one for that matter), so I doubt one will appear unless you JUST DO IT.
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>>47954695
Mr. Mugattu's?
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>>47954741
Sometimes I mention the cyoas I'd like to see because an author might get (subconsciously) interested in making it or adding it as an option in theirs. I'm not sure whether it works but I got a feeling it does.
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>>47950781
Honestly I'd probably turn down the whole deal as hilarious as some of these powers sound.

Don't make deals with the devil kids.
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>>47954812
it doesn't, don't worry. Authors can't be THAT slutty for head pats, right?
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>>47954646
I like it.
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>>47951316
>sepiroth
>mind break (12)
>captivating presence (8)
>pretty eyes (4)
>flexible (2)
>increased penis size (0)
>muscular (0)
I can now do whatever I want, forever.
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>>47955134
>increased penis size (0)
>muscular (0)
So which one is it?
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>>47950781
>making a deal with the devil
>ever

laughingpopes.stainedglass

>>47952642
I'll be takin' Teleportation!

Gonna name every habitable planet after myself.
>>
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>>47955378
Stop making me gay, trapanon.
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>>47955172
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>>47955172
Is it your upcoming waifu CYOA?
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>>47955172
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>>47955172
Quick, everybody post traps!
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>>47955172
>>47955172
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>>47955172
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>>47955506
Yes I'm definitely picking her. Can't wait to see what lore she gets.
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>>47955378
I thought you were busying making your own cyoa?
>>47955484
omg lol like this XDD
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>>47955172
It would help to specify what kind of theme, genre, or style you're looking for. Otherwise you'd end up with a mess of characters so different looking you couldn't use them.

Who am I kidding, you just want to turn this into an /e/ thread, don't you?
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>>47955172
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>>47955484
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>>47955557
U-unf...
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>>47955172
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>>47953395
slimg? I think it's less compressed.
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>>47955579
Those tiny felt hats are fucking adorable.
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>>47955172
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>>47953657

>Magical
>Beyond Human
>Military

>Focus 2 (free because Magical)
0
>Endurance 3
3
>Durability 3
6
>Immunity 3
9
>Directed Energy Attack 3
12
>Self Healing 3
15
>Strength 1
16
>Passion 1
17
>Self Improvement 2
19
>Flight 1
20
>Agility 3
23
>Enhanced Senses 1
24
>Stealth 1
25
>Reflexes 3 (3 because Valuable)

>Training (free because Military)
>Unique Weapon (magical melee weapon like lightsaber, powered by my passion)
>Armour (stylish armour)
>Reputation (known for being kind but very emotional and passionate by coworkers)
>Prime Subject (free because Fiona)

>Samuel Mason
>Yuito Kataoka
>Fiona Dawley

>find book of magic in old library
>start learning simple magic only to discover it's owned by ancient magical being
>mysterious being offers to help make me super powerful sorceress in exchange for favors
>military notices me because magic has changed my appearance
>military decide I'm valuable and capture me
>they destroy book and owner (prime subject)
>forced to work for military instead of magical benefactor
>kick butt of evil terrorist groups with help from Samuel and Yuito
>do lots of good, but have trouble with public image because 9 feet tall with wings and have bitchy reporter trying to make me look bad
>will have to find a way to deal with annoying reporter, but unfortunately can't just kill her

>>47952325

>uguu life is so hard as a qt short girl!!

It really is... mfw only 5'1" ;_;

>>47952439

>and this general hates girls

Not as much as most of 4chan. Anyway, I hope people were just trolling me.
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>>47955203
He gets muscular for free because of sepiroth. Seriously man, you're almost as bad at reading as Angel.
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>>47955640
Use your name so I can filter you.
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>>47955640
>>47952325
You posted a pic of yourself? Show me.
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>>47955701
I liked her a lot more when she still had a penis. Worst retcon ever.
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>>47955640
The other members of the Magical Realm RP who only saw a small avatar image if your face gave you low ratings. And they hated you anyways. I think most people who saw your recent body pic were pretty impressed.
Thread's past 300 posts. Angel please, what kind of porn do qt shut in lesbos watch?
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>>47955640
>It really is... mfw only 5'1" ;_;
you know my post was irony/sarcasm, right?
blah
>I hope people were just trolling me.
There's one easy way to find out
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>>47955774
What happened? I only fap to her and don't follow the games.
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>>47955172
I probably shouldn't for more than one reason, but here.
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>>47955661
>>47955700

>use your name
>post a pic of yourself

I don't want to get banned again and don't like people getting mad at me for making drama.....

>>47955795

I wasn't sure if sarcasm. I don't know what way you mean. I posted pic to prove I'm a woman already since nobody believed me. That's it. I'm shy and don't want to post more of that stuff here and don't want to get banned or make people angry with me.

>>47955794

Thanks anon.

http://www.pornhub.com/video/search?search=lesbian+face+sitting
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>>47955854
Best girl.
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>>47955172
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>>47955863
Isn't it a positive thing you're short given your submissive tendencies / the link you just posted?
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>>47955172
gotta balance out traps
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>>47955863
Just post spoilered pic and delete it after a couple minutes.
please
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>>47955863
>watching porn
masculine as fuck
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>>47952325
>And now I'm posting on 4chan again on Fri night.....
Yes but that's because of your personality, not your looks. I guarantee if I looked like you I'd never spend a night alone.
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At least I know never to ask the people in this thread to provide images. All of these are horrible.
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>>47949919
The None of the mechs come with weapons, and I realize I forgot the option in the weapons section to make a weapon 'mech applicable.' Thank's for bringing that up.

>>47950084
1) Penmanship and Runes would probably work well together, alchemist and body skills/surgeon/green thumb would also have certain areas of junction. Many skills do, though it takes self consideration to see how they function.

2) Self Aware is a fuller understanding of the personal self, while Uber's fully accept themselves and drive with indefatigable purpose, despite the seeming smallness they have in the greater scale of things.

3) It ultimately depends on the covenants, which are usually more specialized then the traits, some you pick up from the various members of the covenants, others are actual blessings of spiritual or divine nature. It depends on the covenant.

>>47951199
>Basically how hard you can cheat determines how powerful you are or are perceived to be.
Not really, just about anyone can cheat. Hypothetically a guy with no powers could take down anyone, if he knew what he needed to do to win. But power is always nice, be it psionics or a machine gun, makes things much easier.

>>47953599
Ha. Ha. Ha. By my mullah's boiled pubes I'd have been lynched if I wasn't in Canada.
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>>47955990
Yup. My mech build will have to sit on the backburner, but it's better than assuming I have weapons when I don't.
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>>47955983
Got any better ones?
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>>47953599
>/r9k/ would still be mad at how "easy" it is to be a girl
Because they know it first hand now.

>muslims etc. would probably think women are even bigger whores somehow.
They would be. Or at least I know I would be a bigger whore than most women.
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>>47955983
Everyone has their own different tastes, Anon. I'm sure people would be retching at your own pictures as well.
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>>47955924

Not really? I like to be shorter than my gf, but not THAT short!

>>47955964

Yeah I get it. I work in a chem lab, and have hobby that's mostly for guys, and am les. I'm still not "masculine" though.

>>47955946

https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/47847600/#47847670

>>47955990

>that spoiler

You go girl! Don't let anybody tell you who you have to be!
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>>47955983
Post your superior waifus.
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>>47955863
Part of me actually wants to watch some of those videos to see if they do that weird hissing thing you see in other lesbian porn.
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>>47956074
>and am les
that doesn't make you masculine itself.

if I was a girl I'd be really feminine, even if I slept with girls.
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>>47956074
>like to be shorter than my gf

Of course you do because deep down you're just a normal girl who craves a normal man. You should get your problems sorted out so you can find a bit of happiness instead of the hell other women will give you.
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>>47956115
Wat?
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>>47956074
Oh I thought it was a face pic.
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>>47953255
Any chance of getting a full one like this?
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>>47952642
So what, no one's going to post Time Magic after this?
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>>47956131
So here's something I learned from a lesbian I played magical burst with, in some lesbian scenes where the women aren't actually all that into it they tend to make over exaggerated moaning hisses like they're snake people or some shit.
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>>47955557
No spring mechanism to engage trap when I step on it, 0/10 would not bang.
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>>47956148
Why is that a gif and why is it so small?
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>>47956074
>I like to be shorter than my gf, but not THAT short!
so.... find girls of average height? I mean, I don't see how that's a difficult problem.
>pic
face, Angel. You keep prancing about the subject.
and I'm still waiting for your post on how/why you were kicked out of a tabletop group. I really want to know.
and how old you are. 32?
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>>47956165
Lesbians serve their father Satan.
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>>47956148
I found it while reading through 280 Overwatch memes, so I sure ain't making it.
Some guy did do a proper Overwatch roommate cyoa.
>anything but Angel + He's not a young man + Umaru
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>>47955805
Oh, that one's cute.
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>>47956235
Hey, it's Dae Eun Yeong from Harem Anon's Mystery Waifu CYOA!
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>>47955836
western censors didn't like a woman being hit, so the devs just said "okay, the protagonist is a man." Didn't change the sprites or anything, just said it was a man.

I guess people mellowed out about it, and they admitted it was a grill?
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>>47956257
Also known as the Vocaloid Yuzuki Yukari: http://vocaloid.wikia.com/wiki/Yuzuki_Yukari
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>>47952642
Teleportation&incorporality, easy.
Live and visit wherever I want, make tons of money robbing stuff or smuggling, do what I want and no one can ever catch me!
>>47956158
Any CYOA which makes you choose between immortality and other things is fucking pointless.
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>>47955172
Posting best girl, but which one is it?
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>>47953211
Okay, I'm confused. Is Highlander actually a girl? I thought you guys were just joking around as usual when claiming him to be an Islamic lesbian.
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>>47955990
A question for you Highlander!

You had put up a lot of surveys and I vaguely remember one having to do with Paria Pasha, but after reading everything (Dear god it took awhile...again) I didn't notice anything different.

Also, Keep up the good work!
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>>47956466
you are no longer anon here angel...
I CAST YOU OUT!
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>>47956466
>No thanks.
So tsun!
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>>47956466
Wait, are you the Israeli here? I think I can see Hebrew on the bottle, and the sign behind you looks to be written from the right to left but is clearly not in Arabic.
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>>47956387
>Creeper
>Shotgun and shells
>Liquor
>John Hardwick
Lock the doors, bar the windows and drink some liquor with my mate. If those things try to get inside, just shoot their faces off and slash them to gore with a nigger-rigged glass Macuahuitl. What are they gonna do, spook us to death?
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>>47956387
Creepers
Shotgun and hammer&nails
John Hardwick

Surely against 1 or 2 rakes we can just bunker down for 1 night, right?
even if there's more of them out there, if they have to try the doors and windows then chances are they won't be able to get through wooden boards and furniture barricades. And hopefully a shot gun can take them down if they do get in.
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>>47956466
okay I lost all attraction to you.
God fucking dammit.

Not like it matters since you're lesbian, but still. Way to ruing my fantasy of you being cute.
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>>47956466
Not bad. 6/10 Would fuck as milf.
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>>47956466
That picture isn't you.
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>>47956459
She's going to be romancable at some point.

And thanks anon.
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>>47956466
What the fuck is happening this thread
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>>47956466
>most lesbians in porn are fake
No shit Sherlock, got any more nuggets of wisdom for us?
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>>47956466

Crashing this thread, with no survivors
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>>47956466
You don't look so bad. You should wear some makeup though.
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>>47956643
Losing some weight would be more important desu
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>>47952805
>>47952895
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>>47956466
Sorry about the usual douchery from frustrated virgins.

You're very cute. I'd love to see you with dyed hair.
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>>47956466
In which godforsaken hellhole does such a small portion of calamares a la plancha constitute as a meal?
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>>47951765
>mfw /cyoag/ didn't forget

That is the last time I browse and post on /cyoag/ drunk and stark raving mad.
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>>47956482

I've been avoiding it, but people kept asking and saying face on 4chan isn't really that big a deal. I hope they're right...

>>47956502

Not Israeli. Just visiting then.

>>47956522

;_;

>>47956538

T-thanks I guess. Not straight though.

>>47956541

Whatever. If you say so.

>>47956643
>>47956660

;_;
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>>47956698
Oh! Is this the part where we say anyone who disagrees with us are cucks/virgins/edgelors?
I love that part.

>very cute
honestly? Seriously?
but seriously, I don't see anything noticeable good- or badlooking about her. She could love some weight and her shoulders are broad (from that angle), and her face might be a bit cuter from the weightloss.
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>>47956760
>Not Israeli. Just visiting then.
As if there weren't enough reasons already...
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>>47955990
So, I recalled you answering this question before, but just how abusable are runes? How much power can I store in runes? Can I make a display that produces a sequence of runes and immediately activates them? Could I, effectively, create runic explosives with a cheap E-ink display? If not, what are the limitations?

Also, for the Infused Essence perk, how well can I train to gain visions? If I worked at it, could I gain random flashes of insight in battle on how to dodge lethal attacks, where to strike, and how to change what I've foreseen so as to not die/lose?
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>>47956795
Trust me, she's anorexic for a lesbian.
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Anyone got the next thread?
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>>47956795
Considering the standards you lot seem to have, I rather doubt you've even tried to get with someone in your league.
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>>47956760
>people kept asking and saying face on 4chan isn't really that big a deal.
Breasts on 4chan aren't that big a deal. TOGTFO.

>>47956758
do me!
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>>47956819
that's sad. I thought half of them wanted to be cute and small and use way too much make-up, and the other half are what you're talking about
>>47956834
so that's a yes, you think she's "very cute".
I'd hate to live where you are.
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>>47956816
Alright, I'll try and answer.

>So, I recalled you answering this question before, but just how abusable are runes?
Very, but it requires you actually learning about runes, which while the information is readily available, its the type of thing you could spend years of your life learning the various runes, Icelandic, Iroquois, Gael, Pict, Swahili, Hindi, Arabic, etc, etc.

>How much power can I store in runes?
Depends on the complexity of the rune.

>Can I make a display that produces a sequence of runes and immediately activates them?
No, they have to be actively inscribed, and while this can be done with mechanization it takes some time.

>Could I, effectively, create runic explosives with a cheap E-ink display?
Certain types of the E-ink formula might work, it depends on how physically binding it is, might be easier to just stylus it to be honest.

>If not, what are the limitations?
Discussed above, though I imagine searching deep enough would find some subset of runes that are more applicable then others.

>Also, for the Infused Essence perk, how well can I train to gain visions?
Depends on how 'in touch' you are with the world around you, if you just show up to a dimension its not going to just work. You'd need to acclimatize, and that could take a few days.

>If I worked at it, could I gain random flashes of insight in battle on how to dodge lethal attacks, where to strike, and how to change what I've foreseen so as to not die/lose?
Depends on the above, someone who is truly acclimated could probably use it in battle.

>>47956922
> cute and small
That's not a good thing.
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>>47956853
Why do you people value my comments and opinions on cyoa authors so much? I'm just another stupid cucklefuck on the internet doing stupid shit for shit and giggles, I probably spend more time lurking the archives then browsing the most recent threads.

Hell I fucked up my critique on kit and mistook some of his bullshit for 2 other anonymous authors.
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>>47956922
Lesbian obesity rates are 75-80%. It's a huge problem for them.
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>>47956387
If we survive the werewolves but get bitten, we become one right?
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>>47956974
>cute and small
>bad
why? Or is this my "uuuh such bad masculinity" speaking I'm not trying to bait here, I don't know how to say it differently.
>>47957009
wow. And IIRC domestic abuse is insanely high, too.
That's double sad.
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>>47949684
>>47949764
It might make more sense to point buy applications for Semblances rather than actual powers. Other than the Shnees, every semblance is different, after all.
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>>47957009
That's because there's so many calories in pussy.
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>>47956974
>Runes can't be digitally displayed
Shit. Hard light-esque holograms are a thing, or at least enclosed plasma, right? Can I craft runes out of those? Basically, what I'm asking here is if it's possible to create a "temporary" rune from a preset pattern on a display or hologram.

>in touch with the world around you
Well, that's not how I thought it worked at all. I was more under the impression that the power was internal rather than externally sourced. Is there some kind of perk or ability that will allow for short-"range" combat precognition without getting in-depth attuned to the world?
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>>47956466
You definitely have the crazy chick look. It's probably even worse with red hair.

>>47957055
Angel has said that she had abusive gfs in the past.
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what's your favorite CYOA setting?
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>>47957090
Urban fantasy, especially when joining the hidden world means your regular life in the human world is easymode.
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>>47956760
>;_;
Don't be sad, just acknowledging your unrealized potential to be beautiful

A lot of women have less than that
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>>47956698
Beta orbiters, on my 4chan? It's more likely than you think.
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>>47957090
My favorite setting FOR a CYOA? Sci-Fi / Cyberpunk, I like the ubiquitous technology.

My favorite setting FROM a CYOA? New World, it's all high fantasy bullshit and is fun IMO.
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>>47957090
seconding Urban Dictionary, but unlike the other guy I think what he stated is boring.
Give me zombies that people think are "rabies", give me biochemical attacks that people think are "suicide bombers".
Give me vampires that people think are "rapists". Fuck getting mind control, not having to sleep etc. powers for an easymode life, without having to worry about the creatures of the night coming for you.
That's indifferent from those pills cyoa that give you a cool boon.
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>>47957219
yeah, I meant FROM a CYOA.
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>AA confirmed for being average looking dyke
Why are people acting like this is some kind of huge revelation when it's exactly what the Magical Realm crowd has been saying for years?
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>>47957245
I like Monster Hunter and Hunter's Legacy.
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>>47957268
Thirsty virgins.
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>>47957067
>I was more under the impression that the power was internal rather than externally sourced.
It is and yet it isn't, it's sort of a ying-yang relationship.Infused Essence is both an internal and external thing, external acclimation is internal acclimation.

>>47957067
What I mean to say is that the rune has to be a physical part of the object, it is possible to create a temporary rune but it has to have appropriate mass, or removal of said mass. Look if you search long and hard enough your likely to find something usable, infinite possibilities and all that.

>>47957055
Having actual physical presence is a good thing, when you're a little under five feet some tasks can be a real fucking pain.
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>>47957224
Make pies or nuke pies? This is important.
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>>47957090
I like superpowers in CYOA because I can either become hilariously overpowered with a certain build or do lewd things to people.
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>>47957090
Strange, unearthly worlds of magic, wonder and creatures beyond human comprehension, where a normal, everyday guy boldly goes where no man has gone before.
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>>47957328
>it is possible to create a temporary rune but it has to have appropriate mass
You're saying words but all I hear is "blah blah hardlight runesmith"
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>>47956387
>Creeper
>Shotgun, machete
>John (as companion), Clara (as me)

We keep our backs together, watching the doors and windows, me with the gun, John with the machete.
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btw how does one use a tripcode?
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>>47957348
I sometimes give myself more points when I imagine those... I'm not the only one, right guys?
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>>47957346
supposed to be bake. You'll be able to bake pies.
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>>47956807
Oh come on, how bad could someone who visits Israel be?
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>>47957328
>Having actual physical presence is a good thing
I'm not following.
Why is "cute and small" a negative thing in the eyes of a lesbian
>less than five feet
Yesus that's tiny. You sure you aren't asian?
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>>47957328
>I was more under the impression that the power was internal rather than externally sourced.
>It is and yet it isn't, it's sort of a ying-yang relationship.Infused Essence is both an internal and external thing, external acclimation is internal acclimation.

It's pretty obvious Infused Essence turns you into a Force sensitive. Jump into a new dimension, take a few days meditating on the 'local' Force to get in touch with everything around you and you're good to go as a jedi, sith or whatever.
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>>47957380
You don't, unless you're a giant cock gurgling faggot.
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>>47956466
>Most les porn is made by straight women doing it for money
To be fair, if I was a girl I'd probably do lesbian stuff for money despite being straight.
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>>47957224
I'll take circle and spend my time taking leisurely, luxury train rides around the world.
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>>47957380
Suck a hundred dicks, kill a toddler, kick a puppy and in general be a worthless sack of shit.
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>>47957328
>when you're a little under five feet some tasks can be a real fucking pain.
So you have your boyfriend do them. What's the problem?
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>>47956466
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>>47957224
Triagnle.

Able to argue with other people over the internet and Mass effect 3 will be one of the best games ever. Circle is tempting for travel, but I don't have the money for constant hotels.
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>>47952182

>Wandering mistress
>Mammal: albino Japanese macaque
>The north:Rimfrost
>Charming
>Freedom
>pickpocket
>Resistant: Frost
>Mascot

I'm a miniature mischievous yeti. My master can use me to gain the love and trust of anyone and I can easily use this to steal, investigate and cause mischief, meaning I have some scout and spy elements. On top of that, I can easily escape, thanks to the freedom perk, plus I am resistant to frost, which fits into my theme.
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>>47957449
>>47957433
>>47957380
Or run something like a QUEST or those Ask A Judge threads where it actually matters who you are.
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>>47957447
Why is he so sad, that looks really comfy
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>>47957467
This is why she's a three, and that's being generous. Fuck, so damn creepy.
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>>47957398
Good thing we're already page 10
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>>47957359
That would still be a pioneering thing as true hard lights are still a new thing. I'm not saying it's not possible, but there are kinks that would need to be worked out.

>>47957425
You basically hit the core of it.

>>47957409
It's nothing to do with being a lesbian rather being a functional human being. And no not Asian just got screwed on my growth rate.
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>>47957527
I should repost in the next thread?
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>>47957510
It's a train to Auschwitz.
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>>47956760
You looked like you were thinner and had better boobs in your last pic. Is this the power of the high-angle selfie I keep hearing about?
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>>47957538
Sure, let's shit it up too
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>>47956760
>25% of scythian and sarmatian warrior graves were women. Those might be real amazons.

You're just a fountain of stupidity.
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>>47956409
You :3
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>>47957535
> functional human being
excuse me fucking what?
I must be high as a fucking kite because it sounds to me like you're attempting to say being attracted to cute, short girls means I'm dysfunctional.

I don't mean "she looks like a child" in case that's - for whatever the fuck reason - what you think I'm saying.
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>>47957612
Thanks, anon, but I wouldn't look good in an outfit like those with my penis bulge.
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What an awful thread.
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>>47957641
don't let that stop you!
>>47957656
What an awful post.
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>>47957641
But if not for that your personality would make you the perfect girlfriend.
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>>47957656
It was pretty good until you posted that.
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>>47955172
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>>47953255
>did nothing wrong
Trachyon Grey was not a good boy.

I'll take emo, because I don't really care if he wants to be the grim reaper as long as he takes care of his room and dishes.
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>>47957630
I'm about 99% sure you're high and that Highlander is lamenting the daily life of someone who will never reach the items on the top shelf without some kind of assistance.
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>>47957721
I'd happily sacrifice reaching top shelves for getting to be female.
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>>47957683
>rampant namefaggotry
>e-celeb discussions for 300 posts
>angelanon
>contentless image dumb
It's like the platonic ideal of an awful thread
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>>47957721
>daily life of someone who will never reach the items on the top shelf without some kind of assistance.

That's adorable in 2D and funny in 3D.
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>>47957467
Holy shit kek.
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>>47957721
good. I choose to believe this, because being against cute and small girls is fucking retarded.
Straight-up, I don't have anything else to say.
maybe she's butthurt that she's short without being cute? I could see that.
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>>47957630
While I might exaggerate being tall is really useful. Basically >>47957721 says. Certain things are a right pain to get done.
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>>47957806
good.
fuck you're short, I don't blame you for being mad. Being tall, to me, just means I have to look down at every person, save for a few guys, that I talk to.
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>>47957806
>>47957862
how short/tall are you guys anyway
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>>47957953
I'm not her, but I'm 6'3". I have seen exactly one woman taller than me she has bent over when I saw her. I have never felt as emasculated as when she stood up, and I slowly realized she kept getting taller, and one so close to being as tall as me I had to do a double take.
There are some guys in my "year" that are taller.
And Highlander is apparently less than 5 feet, just in case he doesn't respond before the thread dies.
>>47957971
My sister is 6'0, or 6'1", can't remember the conversion. The only tall girls I've seen at that height look like short girls who were stretched vertically, like bean poles.
I've yet to see a tall girl who looked in proportion. But I don't find it attractive, or rather, I don't "fetishize" height.
fucking manlets, when will they learn?
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>>47957971
If the only remarkable thing about you is that you're a bit taller than most other guys then I'm not surprised your self-esteem is so low. You should work on something else to feel proud about.
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>>47956387
I'd pick save states over immortality personally, so maybe not too pointless.
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>>47957953
4'11.
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>>47958011
I'm sure you'd look cute cosplaying as a loli
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>>47958026
Citation needed.
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>>47957971
I'd date you. I don't care about height. I care about intelligence though. I cannot be with dumb people.

On a sidenote: I cannot be with people because my intelligence is crippling my social interaction and general happiness.
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>>47958026
Maybe it's just me, but does anyone else think there's something ungrateful about making a perfect trap and not doing it?
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>>47958050
A belief isn't a claim, silly loli

But alright. I cite myself as an authority on myself and my beliefs.
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>>47958011
may I ask what you weigh?
I'm just trying to comprehend your size.
I think the only ones I can remember lifting up being around that size were two asian girls, in their early teens. Both were short as fuck and weighed maybe 30 kilos.
Doing a one armed overhead press with them was fun.
I gotta get swoler so I can OHP adult girls.

>>47958054
something something "euphoric"
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>>47958069
No, you should do it though. It's really fun even if you ain't a fag.
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>>47958054
I'm pretty sure that's just your sense of superiority that you cling to because you feel inferior in every other way. Just accept you're a piece of shit, it's the first step to recovery.
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thank christ we're on page 10
what even is happening here
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>>47958084
Keep it in your pants, dude.
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>>47958094
Nope, I am superior in almost everything, body and mind. I just cannot be happy.
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https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1466874205918.webm
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>>47958107
This general doing as generals are wont to do
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>>47958117
I am amused by your reply.

You'll figure it out some day.
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>>47958054
>>47958117
But have you made a CYOA?

Clearly someone of your genius can make the best CYOA ever.
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>>47958110
?
I am not sexually interested in a 4'11" muslim lesbian.
I want to know what she weighs because I have a hard time imagining an adult with such a tiny body.
>>
I just ate like 3000kcal for dinner because I was bored. THIS IS YOUR FAULT, NO OC CYOAG!
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>>47958011
You an actual manlet?
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>>47957535
>force sensitive
Bleah. How is the Force internal, anyway? We can all agree that midichlorians can go burn in hell forever, and after that it's pretty much just meditating upon and trusting the world around you, or bending it to your will somehow.

Anyway, what I really wanted was a reliable form of combat precognition, something you can use no matter where you are. Maybe it's magic, maybe it's just some subconscious ability that predicts your opponent's actions by watching them (though I favor magical ability because it opens up getting more distant visions), but something along those lines. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSa6xYL-_MI
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>>47958084
If you're curious I can go from 95 flat to 85 depending on how well I'm eating and time of year.
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>>47956975
it's okay, anon. I'm used to people here being mean to me.
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>>47958232
The 'force' I'll be fair the perk draws from a number of other things though SPESS WARS IN SPESS is just the most recognizable is both external and internal, framing the self as a part of the world around it, in order to master it, be this for domination, resignation, or simple perpetuation.

But yea for what your interested in I'd recommend Adokori matched up with infused presence and foresight.
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The only thing missing now is for the Alice shitposter to arrive with a DeviantArt link to a picture of an obese furry
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>>47958203
I cannot talk to people properly, you think I can do a cyoa that would satisfy me?
I can try to do one though.

>>47958149
Or you are talking shit while knowing nothing about me.
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>>47958239
Holy shit, you are comically tiny.

6'5, 220, and actually a guy so it doesn't really count but still

>>47958296
Well, fuck me running, that's 3 perks that I can't actually get what with the space I had. 4, since I need Basic Ether for Infused Essence. I've only got so many spots in my build, dammit!
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>>47958219
I'M WORKING ON IT
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>>47958239
>95-85
so that's 43 to 38 kg.
holy shit that's nothing.
Admittedly you aren't a perfectly balanced barbell but still, that's warmup weights.
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>>47958315
You told me enough about you yourself in this very reply chain. You think you're perfect and yet you're still lonely and miserable. You're a fucking cliche.
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>>47958315
Unless you make a good CYOA we won't be impressed, so go ahead.
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>>47958307
>>47958219
>>47958107
>>47957741
>>47957656

Well if none of you wankers are going to start the new thread I will.
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>>47958329
Give us a tease, author-san.
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>>47958327
Also, Adokori? Really? That's the perk that lets you tap into the world around you, isn't it? I mean, I can see Foresight plus Infused, but Adokori just doesn't fit.
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>>47958054
>I cannot be with people because my intelligence is crippling my social interaction and general happiness.
Elaborate.
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>>47958359
He views every interaction as mathematical formulas, and it just gets to be too overwhelming to deal with.
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>>47958351
I have the pictures, and I'm almost done the writing, but I don't have anything done in GIMP yet.

It's basically just alien waifus.
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>>47955172
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>>47958329
WELL YOU CAN'T MAKE ME UNEAT 2 PIZZAS, A BAG OF CHIPS AND SOME BREAD WITH NUTELLA. IF I GAIN WEIGHT I'M GOING TO CURSE YOU!
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>>47958219
are you eating sugar for dinner?
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>>47958327
You can always make get more cash to exchange for perks. At a cost of course.

>>47958357
Adokori doesn't just do that, it lets you see through the cracks, what will and what can be. This includes such trivialities as time and space.

>>47958343
Yes, now you understand my situation.

>>47958430
> 2 Pizzas
Damn I'm hungry.

Also new thread kids. >>47958393
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>>47958345
you won't be impressed. I won't be happy with it. So relax, I won't become your new angel.

>>47958344
no I didn't.
>You think you're perfect and yet you're still lonely and miserable.
>implying

>>47958359
How do I put this? I cannot talk normally, because I either come off incredibly arrogant, when just stating the truth or I think so much about what to say, that I answer the questions myself and say nothing at all. Due to some things that happened in the past I am usually very easily turned on but I am afraid to meet new people. Although if I count someone my friend I create a very close and intense bond. I cannot physically be happy for a prolonged duration, my serotonin is always too little.
I am disgusted by people misunderstanding me and afraid this could happen.
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>>47958468
you figuratively weigh nothing.
I really want to OHP an adult. Not for a fetish or anything, I just think it would be absolutely hilarious.
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>>47958556
That's actually understandable.
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>>47956148
https://i.warosu.org/data/tg/img/0420/10/1440223454238.gif
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I pick the square
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>>47958578
right? It's just a fun thing, the idea of lifting someone.
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>>47958004
But then you'd be cursed to relive the same time over and over again. You could never see the future beyond your natural lifespan. You'd be a prisoner, for all eternity.
This is hell as far as I'm concerned, I thought about geting ageless+save states but with non-healing injuries even a small cut could eventually kill you. And imagine breaking a limb.
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