Stat me, /tg/

>>>/pol/
>>>/out/
>>>/a/nywhere

Size/Type: Medium Monstrous Humanoid (Shapechanger)
Hit Dice: 4d8+4 (22 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (+1 Dex, +4 natural), touch 11, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +4/+5
Attack: Slam +5 melee (1d6+1)
Full Attack: Slam +5 melee (1d6+1)
Space/Reach: 5 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Detect thoughts
Special Qualities: Change shape, darkvision 60 ft., immunity to sleep and charm effects
Saves: Fort +4, Ref +5, Will +6
Abilities: Str 12, Dex 13, Con 12, Int 13, Wis 14, Cha 13
Skills: Bluff +10*, Diplomacy +3, Disguise +9* (+11 acting), Intimidate +3, Listen +6, Sense Motive +6, Spot +6
Feats: Dodge, Great Fortitude
Environment: Any
Organization: Solitary, pair, or gang (3-6)
Challenge Rating: 3
Treasure: Double standard
Alignment: Usually neutral
Advancement: By character class
Level Adjustment: +4

>>47948268
>Trump version reaches bump limit
>Hillary version gets hotpocket'd and /pol/ redirect sperging

Hmmmmmm HMMMMMMMM

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>>47948250
-10 HP

>>47948250
Pts WS BS S T W I A Ld Sv
400 7 6 6 6 6 6 4 10 2+

Special Rules

Sire of the Democrats
Preternatural Fund Raising
Unyielding Will

Wargear
The Armour of Reason

Trump is Alpharius.

>>47948334
Nigga please
Size/Type: Medium Humanoid (Reptilian)
Hit Dice: 2d8+2 (11 hp)
Initiative: +0
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (+5 natural), or 17 (+5 natural, +2 heavy shield), touch 10, flat-footed 15 or 17
Base Attack/Grapple: +1/+2
Attack: Claw +2 melee (1d4+1) or club +2 melee (1d6+1) or javelin +1 ranged (1d6+1)
Full Attack: 2 claws +2 melee (1d4+1) and bite +0 melee (1d4); or club +2 melee (1d6+1) and bite +0 melee (1d4); or javelin +1 ranged (1d6+1)
Space/Reach: 5 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: —
Special Qualities: Hold breath
Saves: Fort +1, Ref +3, Will +0
Abilities: Str 13, Dex 10, Con 13, Int 9, Wis 10, Cha 10
Skills: Balance +4, Jump +5, Swim +2
Feats: Multiattack
Environment: Temperate marshes
Organization: Gang (2-3), band (6-10 plus 50% noncombatants plus 1 leader of 3rd-6th level), or tribe (30-60 plus 2 lieutenants of 3rd-6th level and 1 leader of 4th-10th level)
Challenge Rating: 1
Treasure: 50% coins; 50% goods; 50% items
Alignment: Usually neutral
Advancement: By character class
Level Adjustment: +1

>>47948515
>Reptilian
Think that's Ted Cruz

>>47948563
No, Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer

>>47948250
Corrupt +5
Deceit +5

>>47948250
Lawful Evil
Old politics style diplomat who drafts and wields the law like a cudgel against her enemies and uses the law as a shield against repercussions.