/bbg/ - Blood Bowl General

First for Ogreball.

>>47467649
My only regret was not using that jump up better.

>>47467649
Thats what we're here to see. High quality ogre gameplay.

>the noobs beating our guys
Yippidy yip, that's what stunty is all about. I knew this would be
>FUN

Rolled 4 (1d6)

regen

Red Fang Rockets vs Wurld's Ej Face Fumpers is at 22:00 FUMBBL time tonight.

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>mfw all remaining quarterfinals scheduled for this weekend

>big guys

>>47470058
Totally not a liability.

>>47470058
4u

https://fumbbl.com/p/team?team_id=841110

Team image for stunty finally added. Pizzapocalypse is the man. Now to figure out how to kill pixies while avoiding fenbeast.

>>47470281
that looks like shit lmao

Game Soon.tm

Goblin Cheaters v Skyre Slaves
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=856942

>>47472481
Oh shit waddup?

>>47471736
Game ended 2-0 in favor of Cheaters. av10 was the only thing keeping it from being a pitch clear.

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>>47472522

"I hope tooby-chan notices me" -Crab

>>47472595
It was a joke since we played a match before and had a chain intercept.

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>>47472481
glorious

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Just Elf My League Up vs Naggarond Knife Ears!
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=856967

The elf-on-elf match of the first round is here - Naggarond Knife-Ears vs. Just Elf My League Up

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=856967

>>47473192
Confirmed: Prince and Bowie are dead.

>9-11
>Prince and Bowie Dead
>all these 1s
Game is confirmed for best memes of the season.

Inducements are a fucking scam

>>47473507
Should have gotten the Dark Elf, obviously the High Elf is gonna be maimed.

Holy shit why do I get fucking diced?

Playing fresh DE agaisnt chaos, they have no block or ball skills but they injure 3 of my guys and have all 3 off thier rrs by turn 8

Early DE is fucking suffering.

Also why does fummbl say to get block on them before dodge? Dodge is a better defensive skill, and gives insurance to your mobility. It lets you have a safer option of backing out of unfavorable scrums and picking your battles

>>47473994
>Early DE is fucking suffering.
Literally easy mode the team

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Henshin! Anti-Bully Rangers! will befriend Nightcore AMV at 2:00 PST.

>>47474028
You can't afford an apoth in the start and your players are not cheap. Armor 8 doesn't protect as well as you would hope. Its not really until most of your players have dodge can you get shit done

1s happen a lot, and you only have 2 rrs

Stop spouting memes pheonix

>>47474050
>Phoenix
>not CMonkey
get your shitposting stereotypes right

>>47474044
>not doing default server time
Come on now.

How many blowjobs did Tooby give Quinze before the match?

>>47474050
>>47474060
This is not even shit-post. Dark elfs are very good early on, they are one of the top tourney teams. If you think they are hard to begin with, you are bad

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>>47474044
bring that shit

>>47474136
>they are one of the top tourney teams.
It took quinze several seasons to get to the top. It might just be my salt from the last few games. Nothing but ones and both down+skulls into double skulls

>>47474176
Dark elves are top tourney team in general, not only in our league.

>>47474176
Quinze also doesn't know that you can blitz with GFIs.

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>>47473192

>>47474176
Quinze has made some very questionable decisions.

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I didn't ask for this

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Calorie_Mate dropped out of Stunty Leeg.
Messaged ramciamciam to see if he still wants to join.

>>47474678

But where will we get our daily dose of tomatoes now?

>>47473994
Not nearly as suffering as early Pro Elf or early High Elf.

Elf teams in general are a lot less suffering too compared to Chaos, and let's not even get into the lower tier teams like Ogres/Khemri/Vamps/Underworld/etc.

Generally speaking I favour Block (or Wrestle) early on elves because they give you a capability that can't be matched by a team reroll - both skills "save" your rerolls but Block/Wrestle also allows you mark an opponent with more confidence, since a Both Down will keep your guy next to him (whereas Dodging a POW/PUSH will still result in getting moved away).

Dodge is also useless when you go up against a Tackle team, whereas Block or Wrestle is always useful.

With DE, your 4 Blitzers are picking up Dodge first anyway, and they're the mobile ones that do the heavy lifting. Getting Block/Wrestle on the rest of the team makes them more effective at being roadblocks.

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Why has no one edited this picture?

>>47474050
I don't even play elves faggot

>>47474854
I'd say Dodge is better than block just because at low TV most teams don't have block or tackle so against a blockless tackleless player it means they have to roll a pow to knock over your elf. Also later on wrestle is better than block for elves, but goes shit with guard so going dodge-wrestle gives you 2 dice rolls to roll guard/mb/a stat up.

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=857008
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=857008
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=857008

Orcs v Orcs

>>47475283
https://fumbbl.com/p/player?player_id=11231784

>>47475283
And, as a dessert:
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=857037

Mauled v Crab then.

>>47475954
Go mauled

I hope he gets Ripper :^)

Bit flukey that, but win's a win. Got +1 ST on a Blorc too, very nice.

>>47475979
Is ripper worth? A nonstupid troll sounds sweet

>>47476116
Idk, but Crab was saying he didn't want to play vs ripper

Give me my posts back you pieces of shit

I've been spoiled by all the games this afternoon... anything else tonight?

>>47476451

There will be a stunty game in a few hours Chaoslings v Prolings, time is pending my scheduled tasks ending.

>>47476292
Who will save us from the bullies now?

>>47476896
Hero teams never work well together at the beginning.

>>47476142
Yeah, Ripper basically was the reason I couldn't score on Mauled in our game.

linglingmatch in 30-40 minutes

>>47478575
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=857083

>>47478909

Game ended 2-0 in favor of the Chaos Halflings

First Half pitch clear.

Rolled 1 (1d6)

regen

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>stillers

Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>47480037
First dice to see what injury we didnt regen

>>47482488
And it doesn't matter

Rolled 1, 5 = 6 (2d6)

>>47482506
We can foul them anyways

After a sudden substitution, the Warped and Wracked vs. Tomato Al Gusto match has been rescheduled.

We will now feature Warped and Wracked vs. Chaos All-Stars Juniors at 16:00 server time!

>>47485948
15:00 on the scheulder

>>47485948

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=857181

We're starting!

>>47486780
dem portraits

So the 50k you get at the start of each stunty game, do you have to spend it on a card? Or can you spend it on something else?

>>47487120
That 50k HAS to be for a card.

Updates plz

>>47487385
One fling left.

>>47487403
None left

>>47487403
DISREGARD THAT FAILED GFI
FLINGS CLEARED

Rolled 2 (1d6)

Ag3 Interception on bomb throw.

Final quarter-finals begins
Surfers v Doomstar!
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=857230

>yes I get it
-Logicsfate, not getting it

>>47489381
Whats the status

>>47489911

Logic makes the classic blunder of misreading crowd stomps for a crazy Chorf to Bull Centaur pass play for crowd stomps for a foul, and the first half ends 0 - 0.

Right now the Surfers have the ball at their scrimmage line, but there's a Break Tackle bull sitting on the ball carrier.

No major injuries aside from a Snow Troll who got blitzed turn 1 and apo'd MNG into MNG.

>>47489963
>""""""""""big"""""""""" """"""""" guys""""""""""""

>>47489911
1-0 logic's BC got his 4+ pickup and broke free and sure feet'd it all the way for a t16 score.

>>47490164
Not to mention his hobgoblin being the elfiest player in the league.

I save up all my GFI mojo, failing several in the first half, for all the GFIs forever in the second half.

game soon

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=857294

Stunty goodness... go, go, go

>>47491588
well that was another 1 sided awful...

>>47492312

It's stunty. These teams explode by design.

Rolled 2, 1, 2 = 5 (3d6)

3d block by an ogre on a stunty opponent.

>>47493647
Classic stunty 3d

Rolled 4, 1 = 5 (2d6)

>>47493647
Lets see the armor roll on the ogre

Rolled 6, 4 = 10 (2d6)

>>47494158
Now on the stunty player. AV7+MB

Rolled 2, 3 = 5 (2d6)

>>47494187
Injury roll with MB and stunty.

Rolled 4, 1 = 5 (2d6)

>>47494487
Piling on reroll

>>47467593
do i base all my bloodbowl teams with just green grass and nothing else? seems to look the best

It's fucking 7 pm, on a saturday. How in the hell is the game having problems finding someone for me to play in a league this big?

>>47497065
Bases should have position colors, skills, stat ups, and stat busts on the outside edge

>>47497171
yy, but i am talking about the base not all the stuff around it it.

>>47497269
I'd recomend painting the whole base something like mornfang brown and then gluing the flock on

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=857370
Galvantulas vs Vampires! In case any of you europoors are still awake

>>47500187
This game has concluded 2-1 in favor of the Chargestone Stikkaz, with Karpov Karthmere obtaining Block.

Are 2 last stunty matches happening anytime soon?

>>47502677
Mauled is away on a trip or something and DoctorSpaceDog is MIA.

>>47502751
DoctorSpaceDog's team has just been switched out for Wizzy's pro Halflings.

>>47503961
Literally who.

>>47504106
New player and new player.

>>47504106
Theheterick's opponent and someone crab asked to substitute for him.

Today at 21-22 server time, the first semi-finals game will take place. Mauled V Crab in the bash off you all want Mauled to win.

>>47504317
Expect the other semi-final in a week.

>>47504317
>yfw crab gets cucked again

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Any chance you're available Crab?

Got a bit carried away and forgot it's a Bank Holiday tomorrow.

>>47506172
Give me 8 minutes, I'll send the name once I got it sent up.

>>47506172
Game name sent

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>>47506215

Cool thing mate.

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=857540

Surprising absolutely no one, Cowboy Tanktop carries the ball in a series of blitzes past hasty marks for a turn 7 TD.

>>47506379
1-0 for crab on his t7

The crowd was cheering for a pass play for the tie score, but Starsmasha III couldn't hack the dodge.

We are moving into the second half, it is still the Rockets ball, and they've just had a quick snap.

It's been a slow grind up for the Rockets, an attempt at a breakaway by ball carrier Killdagga was foiled when Cowboy Tanktop dodged free to threaten an intercepting blitz, forcing Killdagga to retreat back behind the rest of the orc line.

>>47507112
mauled is in position to walk it in!

>>47507275
Bloodboila the worst BO just died.

Killdagga tries to break out again, which looked to be a much safer attempt with several Rockets players screening, but once again the Bull Centaurs bear down on the ball, prompting a handoff to Sunspitta and a pass play to the other side of the field!

The Clothing is committed too far to the other end of the field, and the ball is well screened! The Bull Centaurs reposition and blitz Bloodboila, who was screening the ball carrier, and Polo's Bizarre Adventure crushes the Black Orcs skull.

A report from the Rockets' apothecary is in - nothing could be done to save Bloodboila. But the Rockets still manage to clear the ball carrier and tie the score with 3 turns left in the half.

>>47507275
1-1 ,Crab has 2 turns to respond!

Mauled scores and the crowed goes wild. He just needs to prevent the 2 turn cowboy score to force OT.

>>47507319
3, damn it

Shit kick by the orcs give a free ball to tank top with 2 turns to get down the field

Charlie don't surf but tank top sure does

Too bad it is only a ko

OVERTIME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR3CA-kG4fM

>>47507405
It was polo, not tanktop.

>>47507416
Mauled is receiving!

A quick snap and a lucky kick lands the ball straight into Polo's hands a step past the scrimmage line!

The Clothing push forward recklessly, and Polo stands dangerously close to the sidelines! A simple series of blocks and a blitz from Killdagga forces the Bull Centaur into the crowd, who emerges no worse for the wear, but it's too late - the ball is now on the wrong side of the field, and we are heading into OVERTIME!

The coin toss gives the Rockets the kickoff. They have a 1 man advantage. Can they pull through or will the Animeted Clothing steal the ball and secure their finals spot?

>every time crab loses it is because of muh dice

wew lad

>Crab continues to cry about his dice, the fans respond by throwing a rock at Fullmetal's head and knocking him out of the match

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>crab's reaction anytime he thinks he's going to lose

>overtime
>2 RRs
>bad dice

>crab is still bitching about his luck

>crab is spending more time getting upset with the thread than he is trying to win the game

hahahahaha HAHA Dont GET mad Get Glad My Dude HAhahahahahaha lol It's just a game.

>Re:Big, Fat Mess

>mauled saying nothing

just how smug is his face right now?

>yfw crab starts bitching about his improbibly bad luck

>mauled doesn't foul tank top

>fouling polo

what are you fucking retarded?

MAULED IS GOING TO THE FINALS

CRAB IS GOING BACK TO THE KEK SHED

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>>47507639

><MauledByTheTigers> mate I don't give a toss about your ponies

Mauled, any schedule on your stunty match?

Good game, salt aside its nice to not be diced when I lose in play-offs for once.

>>47507697

Tomorrow night mate, I'm off to get wazzocked.

>>47507704

I genuinely enjoyed myself on attack and defence, not often I say that.

Who do you guys think will win it all?

Will all of Mauled's hard work running the league come to fruition? If he wins will he get himself a library card?

After getting cucked and losing the waifu wars in the regular season, will Logic rally back and prove he is truly the better Chorf coach by doing something softshell never could?

Or will Tooby, shit poster supreme, become the first coach to repeat as champion, all the more impressive when you consider he is using a rookie Elf team that couldn't even beat ph0enyx instead of his necro

kek the only tie in the stunty league yet, its probably because i tried to ogre ball and my opponent played 10 turns without his big guy

>yfw crab makes a deal with logic where logic gets the waifu and crab get's logic's playoff spot
>yfw crab then loses again

>>47504317
bah, miss read.. thought it was 2200... missed it

>>47509015

Nah, the players pushed it up like 3 hours on the spur of the moment.

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>>47507659
Based Mauled

>>47507826
Tooby has absolutely no chance. His team is smashed to bits and he's facing a balanced chorf team.

Only Nuffle's greatest kek can save him.

>>47509939
Still less of a TV difference than vs Quinze's elves. I'm not afraid of stumpy, clums dorfs.

>>47509939
Logic doesn't have a ball carrier though

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>it's a norse team that's themed after vikings/norse mythology

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>>47510717
>it's a tumblr image with a 4chan filename

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>>47510780
>it's a laughing anime girl reaction image

Just got stomped in the stunty tourney... guy had a 1900 tv squig team...

How do you build a 1900 tv team in stunties?

>>47512232
By playing squigs and getting easy wins

If Logic can just roll an 11 on a bull he will have a better team than Crab

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>>47511093
>It's a PTI image

>>47514229
If I can beat tooby I've got several players close to leveling including both Claw players and both BCs. Time to focus.

God bless you mauled.

Crab: Always a bridesmaid, never a bride

Rolled 3 (1d6)

Let's surf Polo's Bizarre Adventure again.

>>47518133
Obviously his new level for season 4 should be Stand Firm.

How long is the break between seasons?

>>47520802

Whenever I pull my finger out basically. Season I to II was about a month, think I was a week or so quicker between II and III.

I try to leave sign ups open for 10 days or so.

ded bred

>>47522794
If it's dead why don't you revive it

Stormcasts team when?

>No matches scheduled in either league
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>47524112

They didn't schedule it but the other semifinals game is supposed to be at the end of the week.

And Mauled claimed his stunty match is tonight, so it's just a matter of the new guy and theheterick linking up.

>>47524112
Eh, its pretty much as usual.
All active players play their games within 3-4 days, then there is a week of zero activity because some MIA faggot is stalling the round.

Hey I'm into some kinky deep sea porn

Whats this about a cuckholded crab?

>>47524810
We only have season old cucks.

Squigs v Horrors!
http://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=857867

2nd last Stunty League match of the week; Mauled's Crooked Moon Cretins (Squigs) vs. Quinze's Cirque du Chaotique (Tzeentch). Come watch the Squig feeding!
http://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=857867

>only having 7 players without bloodlust on your team

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>>47526152
>>47526153

ded bread

>>47524170
We have flings vs flings now scheduled for 1400 Tuesday

>>47528754
flings vs flings but only one fling team can fling flings

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RIP fumbbl servers.

Time for BB2 Lizards again! Thanks failed fumbbl servers.

>1400 Lizardmen, getting to the dead zone of TV. Really, really don't want to hit that button.
>Fuck it lets go.
>2000+ Orc, Guard/Block/MB on almost every piece.
>FUCK IT LET'S GO!
>Sillybilly, wizard, bribe, babes, ect.
>Start game!
>Orc realizes I'm not going to conceded to his superior epeen. "D/Cs"
>Have to wait out 5 minute D/C time
>Fun game.

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GAME 2
>980 TV Rats
>he doesn't buy inducements
>5 minute D/C timer
>opponent comes back for a minute to see if I left
>D/Cs
>D/Cs over and over again resetting game timer.
>10/10 would waste 15 minutes of my life again.

Pic related, it's Silly billy.

>>47532397
Cyanide blood bowl is so fucking bad, the community for that game is god awful.

Game 3
>2200 Dark Elves
>Game actually happens, yay.
>Only game that happens is against a competent opponent 800 TV above me.
>Why am I doing this again?

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>>47532764

>I win anyway cause Cyanide ranked competent is not tg competent.
>turn 14 near pitch clear, runs a guy to his end zone
>lizards too fast, surf him.
>Guy AFKs, last 4 turns tick down without him.
>Comes back to dodge elves away, never hits end turn.
>Never said anything in chat.
>Saurus can't pick up the ball in 3 turns with rerolls.
>Still doesn't have block.
>That good enough, no more of that for a while.

>Dubs skink, auto block?

>>47533638
Badly hurts plus + MNGd the skilled lineman,

Whoops two skinks leveled up, the second one had sidestep and rolled dub 6s, maybe it's not so bad after all.

>>47532269
>I have 1400 Humans (because ogre and 1 blitzer is injured)
>spin in BB2
>get 1800 Norse
>I buy Mighty Zug and 2 Bribes
>Opponent has 2 piling on players he always piles on no matter where that player is.
>Later asks me why I foul each turn
>Injure 2 players and k.o 6 other
>On turn 6 he starts to foul with his DP on my Level 1 lineman
>he gets 2 send off and my players are stunned.
>Turn 8 he concedes.

>a match will be found in approximately 179 seconds

You have a funny perception of what 3 minutes is, game.

Stunty
Soon

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Buy a Halfling Master Chef, it steals one reroll in the second half.

>t-thanks 300k inducement.

If It had worked as advertised that game woulda been easy. Dark Elves dodging through Krox tackle zones. What did they think was going to happen?

Fireball MVP though. BH'd Witch and knocked ball free.

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=858096

Final Round 1 match of Stunty! Pro Halfling Mirror Match
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=858096

>>47538149

Update please

>>47538309
Verne Troyer failed a dodge, dead apo dead.

>>47538309
Bryce just got tossed and beat up Peter Dinklage, sadly he tripped on a gfi to chase the ball and the other team has it again.

>>47538309
After 2 more failed throws from the Longbranch, Full Awesome scores at their turn 8.

<Tooby> the human civilization has been around for whole 2016 years

>>47538309
Fully Awesome steals the ball after a BLITZ and keeps running, making it 2-0 on turn 6.

>crab was right
Fuck.

LogicsFate and Crab, the stunty leeg rematch tonight at 22:00 server time! Four Saws for four times the fun!

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anyone have tips for a 6th stance for my ogre bloodbowl team?

>>47539850
>6 OGRES
ALL THE BONEHEAD

>>47539850
>Two fists over head for bringing da thunder.
>One fist on ground about to charge off the LOS
>Two arms out holdin Pom poms cause you are never going to get enough games in to feild that 6th one.

Sonichu Stars vs Mawlings today at 19:00 server time, so that's roughly 1:30 hours from now

Today's match is also in honor of Chris' new sex tape, or so I've been hearing around

>>47540035
>One fist on ground about to charge off the LOS

guess il try this. not sure how.

>>47539850
would you guys take 4 rerolls, 4 ogres or 2 rerolls, 5 ogres

(i mean 6 ogres no rerolls is possible)

>>47540132
4/4 you need those rerolls and to not pay double for them later

First game of Stunty Leeg Round 2:
Sonichu v Mawlings
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=858163

Since round 2 just dropped, Cirque du Chaotique and the Chargestone Stikkaz are getting their match in early.
http://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=858192

The Stunty Tuesday continues
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=858192

Gah fuck America and their inconsistent time zones. Skinks V tzeentch tomorrow at 1900 server time.

LogicsFate is making us wait up to 20 minutes.

>>47538794
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=858263

Can we ban minmax faggots from stunty?

>>47545011
Only if we can ban penis13 from the main league.

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>tfw the only way to get better at blood bowl is really in a league setting as the game is ment to be played that way (bb2 is meh for learning and ranked leads to cherry picking/poping)
>but I want to be good when the league starts

>>47546013
Just practice the team in Blackbox or ask for games.

>>47546033
oh forgot to say I live in murrican time

>>47546041
There are a few Americans in the league, hop on the irc and one of them will probably be up for a game.

>>47546079
like right now.

>>47545011

>minmaxing
>stunt

How the fuck do you figure?

>>47546633
I guess he's buttblasted about squig herders?

>>47546013
You can come to the IRC and post your replays from FUMBBL and ask for a critique of your play. If you don't care about staying anonymous you could even just post them here - there's a few anons who have looked over games in the past and have given pointers.

IRC is also the best way to catch a live opponent for a practice game; no guarantees that anyone is there but that's the place to ask (aside from sending a PM to league members).

>>47548633
The other thing you can do is look through replays of similar teams (preferably coached by a player who's decent at the game) and try to analyze the decisions and train your instincts. This can also be pretty helpful for specific roster vs. roster matchups

At the start of a given turn, try to figure out:
-What's your instinctive gut feeling to do in this scenario?
-What does the coach actually do, and is that better or worse odds than your initial gut idea?
-If it's worse odds, does it improve his situation for the next few turns better than your proposed plan?

Trying to understand the game through replays is one of the best things that can improve your Blood Bowl instinct. The game is a lot like Chess or Go in that most good players attain a quick and instinctive understanding of board positions, rather than trying to brute force number crunch all the possibilities.

Rolled 6, 3, 3, 1, 1 = 14 (5d6)

Quick, gotta get through 4 TZs in a row for a touchdown!

Good thing we're a Goblin (Dodge reroll included)!

Rolled 3, 6 = 9 (2d6)

>>47551345
Armour roll for the little guy.
>dodging into the endzone is as bad as GFI to the endzone

Rolled 6, 6 = 12 (2d6)

>>47551861
And injury roll as well. Farewell little gobbo

Rolled 6 (1d8)

>>47551877
D8 half of the CAS roll

Rolled 4 (1d6)

>>47551902
And now the d6 to see how hard the d68 swings at him

If you had to crash a plane with a big guy, which one would you pick?

>>47553744
You.

>>47553744
The elemental plane of water

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My team feels a bit bloated. What should I cut? I'm thinking I could do away with the throwers.

I thought the goblin would be fun for occasional TTM nonsense but it never really comes up and he just ends up taking up TV.

Also, I can't count the number of times I've tried and failed to get the ball in Genghis' goddamn hands.

>>47553866
TV is 1810 by the way

>>47553866
I would say to cut the Troll+Goblin, but the fact he picked up Block makes him actually pretty handy. Trolls on an Orc team still feel like a needless luxury though.

I don't really think the team is all that bloated, to be honest; it just really depends on how much you value contingencies/redundancy. Successful TTM plays are definitely rare but they give you at least an option you otherwise wouldn't have. In the same way, a second Thrower gives you a backup source of Sure Hands if your first one gets injured/killed.

>>47554171
I think my problem is primarily that the black orcs aren't as developed as the rest of the team, which proves to be awkward against other bashy teams, which is all I seem to be facing.

Maybe if all the blorcs had block and guard I could see the troll being redundant but as of now he seems to be pretty damn useful.

I do like the throwers but as I mentioned I'm not exactly sure whether their skills are worth the extra TV, especially when 9 times out of 10 the gameplan is to gain a numerical advantage.

Then again, every so often you're surrounded and just need to pass to a blitzer and go for it.

>>47553866
Remove everything except the black orcs and the POMBer

>>47553866
>Hiding your name
>not hiding the team name
Its like you want to be found out.

>>47553866
Remove churchill and herbert. Herbert because he is a fucking Goblin at 1800 tv value Churchill because you don't want to pass anyway.

>>47546013
Playing in the tg league won't make you better. The standard is terrible. Whether you like it or not, playing in ranked/box vs better opponents, be it through them picking you or through box draws, is the best way to learn. The next best thing is getting some analysis on your replays, again, for that you are going to have to play the game.

Ignore the fucking memes here and just play the goddamn game on fumbbl. Yes you will get raped, the key lesson is to work out how it was the play that changed the game rather than the dice.

Also, you can't git gud at BB quickly. But if you can get competent you can compete in Rookies no problem.

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Guess it time to reveal my new s4 team. All you new teams are too slow! C'mon, step it up! :^)

>>47555201
>If you aren't a moron or just get lucky you will do well in rookies.
Fixed that for you.

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>>47540125
GW did one in this pose in the most event Ogre set. See bottom right.

>>47555297
seems pretty complex to make an ogre kingdom fatty do that. probably have to resculpt the lower body.

What is the scale for the new edition minis? Like how many mm?

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>>47556058

Also 28mm Heroic, just more Heroic.

New pitch. Still 28mm squares or whatever the current one is, they haven't bumped it up to 30mm or 40mm like some whispered.

The rumours of a "bumpy 3d" pitch are wrong, that was GW making a full scale model and using photographs of that for the cardboard pitch.

>>47556058
Bases for the new figures are 32mm, which is a style choice. There is nothing preventing the use of 25mm bases or any size you choose. Size of miniatures is also a style choice.

>>47556058
http://www.thenaf.net/2016/05/warhammerfest-roundup/

>>47556846
>>47556864

Odd, they've said it's going to be 34mm but people on the FB page are bitching about them being the same size.

>>47556987
>>47556864
>>47556847
>>47556846
So I can get willy 28mm Models and the won't look retarded on the new pitch or vs the new teams?

>>47557039

Yeah go for it, which team anon?

>So I can get willy 28mm Models and the won't look retarded on the new pitch or vs the new teams?

Definitely won't look too small, Willy are particularly upscale as it is.

>>47557124
Humans, they look better than the new plastic GW Ones. They are metal right?

Plus having a team with the ogre, 4 blitzers, 2 throwers, 2 catchers, 7 linos, zara, and Griff means I got everything I need. Maybe morg, zug, peggy, and the meme saw but when does anyone induce them?

>>47557215

I didn't realise Willy had a human team, is it a new-ish Kickstarter I've missed?

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>>47557252
Yeah, I'm not sure if the kickstarter has actually started yet, though.

>>47557252
Starts June 3rd F A M

>>47554759
>orcs don't want to pass

Yer a grot and ya ain't mah warboss

>>47553866
Cut Washington, curchill, and herbert. Sign line orcs till you have a 12 man team, use the St 4 blitzers as the ball carrier.

>>47557297

>tfw your main [R] team is over the hill and will probably death spiral but you don't want to retire them

RIP my Ag4, Blodge, Jump Up Orc Blitzer and his Strong Arm, Accurate Thrower buddy

>>47557263
Did they cut up a bunch of trash cans for their chest guards?

>>47557370
>play as orcs
>don't have mad cash

What's the point of av9?

Also
>tfw undead and BB2 bank rules
Fucking horror if 2 of the s access pieces die in the same game

>>47557393
Im gonna run skellies for mad fouling to make up for that rule. If I get bloated for mad dosh might as well have some fun about it.

Is there another team like chorfs that given one stat up become super op? I mean a +ag on khemri helps a ton but are khemri with a 3ag throw rather as good as chorfs with a 3 ag bc? Or rats with a 10 ma gutter considering they can 1 turn from the get go

>>47557904
Vamps do really well out of stat ups. Look at Sora-sama

>>47557904

Dancers with stat ups are pretty terrifying.

>>47557904
Elves love +AGI, +STR and don't turn down a +MA.

>>47557986
I killed a plus st dancer the other day. Salt was real.

codename skink vs horribles sing along team https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=858532

>>47557904
No one stat up makes a whole team OP. Some are very good like others have said though.

Skinks take the win in a 1-0 match. Bombs were thrown but nobody died.
>>47558031

>>47554207
The throwers aren't necessarily for passing. They're for picking up the ball and running with it - being able to grab the ball without eating rerolls is very useful, and Sure Hands makes them immune to Strip Ball attempts which would otherwise be a strong counter to an Orc team.

Chances are you probably just need to modify your overall strategy a little. Getting a numerical advantage is nice, but the great thing about Orcs is they generally don't need one. Most bash teams want to roll up in a cage and then make a quick handoff at an opportune moment to gain separation.

>>47557904
Almost any team that has ST4, AG4, or MA8 will benefit from the corresponding statups. Going from ST4>5 or AG4>5 is where things start getting into "bullshit" territory.

ST5 allows you to tie up 3 average strength players and still only give away a 1d block. AG5 allows you to execute most agility rolls at a 2+ when marked by one guy, making it much harder to lock down the ball. Likewise MA8>9 gives you a threat range of 11 squares due to GFIs, nearly an entire half.

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=858580
Tendril's Squigs v Skudrinka's Fae

which fantasy football minis do you like the most for goblin secret weapons?

i am gonna give up on the official mini's way to expensive

(i really want at least dribblesnot and blackwart though : <)

just looking at the options that are now available.

Domunperg you dumb dummy show yourself

>>47560447
>I finally got a GIF on one of my games
Aw man, this feels great.

>>47560550
Wut.

>>47560447

>diving catch on a stunty

It's like Mexican jumping beans.

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=858616
Slightly Ogre Exaggerated
versus
He's Fast!

>>47560629
I think im going to drink some bleach, any brand you recommend?

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>>47561432

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RIP

rolled a 10 on one of my ogres, is the +ma worth it or should I just get guard?

Let's talk about undead mummies. Obviously a 12 you take +st and on a 6+4 +ma. And ignore 11.

So guard is the first singles and block is the first doubles. But then what?

Stand firm
>synergy with guard, discourages 2 die against blocks
Break tackle
>prevents marking, but you are only ma3
Grab
>best skill you will never take
Pilin' on
>kills things dead, but a mummy on the floor gets fouled and ma3 means he is out next turn.

On dubs
Dodge
>synergy with guard, break tackle, and stand firm. Prevents knock downs. No 5st piece can get tackle, most 4st pieces are more concerned with block, guard, mb, claw than tackle (except bc, lizards, and vamps). Only dauntless pieces are troll slayer who doesn't prioritize tackle and Norse runner.

Side step
>better stand firm but seems a waste when stand firm is a thing.

Tackle
>good vs dodge, but you usually throw 3 die blocks

Jump up
>won't be able to use it for blocks but you can move 3 from laying down

Diving tackle
>synergies with stand firm makes it so marked pieces can't escape

Sure feet
>that blazing fast ma5*

So what are your priorities to take on a mummy?

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BB2 Lizard Time. (At this point, I'm just doing it for the stories)

>Fail a few queues then, bam Norse 300 TV under me.
>Inducements choices not terrible, GLHF'd! WE HAVE A GAME!
>First turn opponent fails to understand dauntless + friendly assist - opposing Guard Krox relationship.
>Wasted reroll due 1d skull. pushes other line Saurus.
>Frenzy traps himself into a both down.
>Turn 2 first action blitz Big Guy into Big Guy, skull/both down.
>loner
>Dead yeti
>Apo'd alright
>concedes.
>As is life in Cyanide's Blood bowl

>>47564201
I'd MA only if it combo'd with something else he had, like sure hands.

>>47564248
>Break tackle
>>prevents marking, but you are only ma3

Nega free cage busting levels of elf bullshit.

Doubles that order seems good. sidestepping guard pieces are a pain.

>>47564833
Which stadium upgrade should I be using? I've got 12 FF now. So preventing pitch invasion doesn't seem like a good idea, I don't want my opponent to get wizards or bride or star players. +1 injuries on surf? GFIs one way or the other?

>>47565269
Just don't get one.

Stunties game: 20 minutes. Two teams, punished in their first game, duke it out. Can the winner eke out enough differentials to make it to the playoffs? Let's find out.

>>47565374

I'm going for the surf one, I believe I'll be able to punish people much more often than I am hurt by it.

>>47564248
Break Tackle on Undead Mummies (and Khemri TGs) is generally used pro-actively to set up plays, rather than reactively in response to marking.

S5 lets you dodge through multiple tackle zones to blitz a guy in a cage, or to set up a guard deep in the other guy's line.

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=858698

Stunties near the bottom of the barrel, come watch.

>>47565654
>>47564916
So mummies should go guard, break tackle, stand firm on singles block then dodge for dubs? I guess that makes sense that is kinda how big guy makes his 2 killer tgs

Hey /bbg/ it's been a while since I've been in one of these threads. My FLGS is starting up another season of their BB league soon and I decided to get back in with it since they made some changes I really like (such as a weekly schedule and no challenges) Anyway, Decided to run humans this time, using the "Bunnies" team from Shadowforge and Luther from Malifaux as my ogre, I more came for suggestions on names for the team and any pointers on optimal builds and upgrades I should keep an eye out for when leveling up?

>>47566371
I wouldn't get it on both your mummies (or all your TGs), and probably only after Guard. The other gets Stand Firm. Khemri can definitely afford the luxury, and really in their case they need it.

>>47566633
Humans have really a wide variety of angles they can go. They're a team that's good for beginners but can be difficult to master, because you have no obvious strengths. The obvious development to focus on are going to be your 4 Blitzers, who can go in a lot of different directions depending on what your roll on levels.

>>47566953
Any you would straight up recommend? I see guard is one that keeps popping up.

Also do you recommend an ogre? I'm noticing most people seem to be down on the big guy.

>>47567136
You can never have enough Guard. Guard is tremendously useful because a canny opponent can simply position his players to deny you any 2-dice blocks; Guard lets you circumvent this and get vastly improved odds of a knock down. It's also likely you want to develop one (or maybe two) Blitzers into a "killer", with Mighty Blow and Pile On combined. I wouldn't plan too far ahead because rolling doubles or stat ups can really change up their focus. A Blitzer that rolls +AG or doubles (for dodge) makes a good ball handler, for example.

Big Guys are generally a divisive topic. The Ogre is definitely one of the more reliable ones. The issue with Big Guys is not just the negatrait (although even Bonehead will screw you - to put it another way, your Ogre will not do anything for at least 1 turn out of 6 if we even assume just average probability). Rather, it's the fact that they don't get access to Block and can't use team rerolls without a Loner check, which sort of puts a downer on having high Strength in the first place. This means Big Guys are generally a roadblock first; spoiling the plans of the other player, rather than a player that can proactively bring you victory.

Some days of course your Ogre will pass all his bonehead checks and roll POWs and deliver you a win off a risky play, but many games are also lost on the Ogre that rolled double Both Downs on block dice and couldn't reroll it due to Loner, or an Ogre that was supposed to close a cage and then Boneheaded. So long as you remain appropriately wary of trying to hinge your plans on the Ogre's performance they can work well.

>>47567136
>>47566633
With humans your starting roster should be
3 rerolls, 4 blitzers, 1 orge, 1 thrower, 5 linos. This will leave you with 30k. Your options are to save up for an apo, spend it on fan factor, or upgrade a lino to a second thrower.

After the first game buy an apo and as soon as you can buy an extra lino. At your teams biggest point you should run 3 rerolls, 1 apo 4 blitzers, 1 ogre, 1 thrower 1 catcher, and 6-8 linemen.

Ogre should go guard, stand firm, then grab on singles. Block then pro on doubles. Ignore all stat ups.

Only field the catcher for 1 turns, quick drives, of if you don't think you can score without him. He should take block, side step, sure feet. Ignore all doubles and take what ever stat ups you can get.

Thrower take all stat ups. Doubles are dodge then side step. Singles you want block first. The rest are up to you but the choices are accurate, leader, tackle, fend, kick off return. Take all stat ups

Linos should ignore 6+4 and 11s. Doubles are for guard then take block. always take +st. Your first lino with a single take dirty player. You want 1-2 dirty players. Second lino take kick. All other linos take block or wrestle (I prefer wrestle) then fend or tackle.

Blitzers are your best pieces. All stat ups are gold. Doubles are for dodge. If he has dodge then side step and if he has pilin on take jump up.

The 2 most important blitzer skills are guard than mighty blow. It is also vital to have 2-3 tackle players on your team and blitzers (and the thrower) are the best spots.

It doesn't hurt to have one blitzer with any of the following skills sure hands, pilin on, frenzy, or strip ball but you generally only need to see that skill once per team. (sure hands you want on the thrower and one other piece unless a blitzer rolls +ag just in case your thrower gets knocked out of the game)
Other generally ok blitzer skills are stand firm, grab, jugernaught, and fend but none of them are as good as guard mighty blow and tackle

>>47567478
Noted.
so going ahead with this (as well as some articles I've read) do you think 4 blitzers, 4 rerolls and 7 linemen is a solid start for the team?

>>47567627
Take the ogre and the thrower. Worst case on your second singles skill up with the thrower take leader.

If you don't take a thrower you will have trouble picking up the ball and if you don't take the ogre teams like dorfs will bully you

Gotcha, Thanks for the help anon.

Any suggestions for a team name?

>>47567657
The Grand Cathay Green Hats

Do people actually put tackle on troll slayers, dwarf blitzers, and runners? Seems retarded as fuck when long beards come with tackle and troll slayers have frenzy to waste TV on tackle.

>>47567775
You underestimate how badly some people want to murder elves.

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>>47567708

I could certainly call 'em worse things. considering their cheesecakey looks, not sure if I want to paint green again just yet though.

Rolled 1 (1d6)

Will need a new thread soon, fellows, but let's have one last regenerate.

>>47567775
You can put whatever the fuck you want on any of your dorf players after guard and MB, it doesn't matter.

>>47568727

It's not getting back up. Time to migrate:

>>47568808
>>47568808
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