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Jumpchain CYOA Thread #829: Start my own thread, with Blackjack

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>Last Thread
>>47183312
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>>47194821
Real thread? Real thread.
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So jumpers, what's your idle animation?
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You know, we should probably get posting so this one stays rather than the other one.
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>>47194891
You first.

I don't actually know what you mean.
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>>47194891
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>>47194891
T-Posing; that's how I fly, too.
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>>47194898
In a video game, if you leave a character standing still long enough they'll often perform an animation of some sort.

Like sonic will tap the fronts of his shoes on the ground and then fall asleep standing up.
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>Rolled 1 (1d8)

>>47193806
--World 6: Neon Genesis Evangelion--

- STAGE SELECT: Kyoto-2, Japan, January 1 2006 - "You gave me another 'Free Pick,' so I took what sounded safest."
- DESIGNATION: Pattern Orange - "What's this thing scanning me for?"
- UPGRADES:
- RTFM'd - "Language, Dr. Jay! Kids are watching! Anyway, good to have a search function."
- Pattern Ultraviolet - "It's like nobody knows what a Robot Master is!"
- Genre Savior - "...wow. This place is really depressing, come to think of it. Maybe I can help?"
- GET EQUIPPED:
- Infinite Supply Of Tang - "If there's a joke here, I don't get it."
- Plane Ticket Out Of There - "Uhhh, thanks?"
- Human-Scale Progressive Weapon - "WEAPON GET: P. AXE"
- Imported Preferences - "Neat gizmo!"
- Priority Access Adapter - "Secure searches are the best searches!"
- MAGI Supercomputer Triumvirate - "What're you even gonna do with this, Dr. Jay?"
- NEXT STOP?

"Hey, Dr. Jay?"

"What is it, Folke?"

"Remind me never to try and jump out of the way of an incoming explosion."

"Let me guess - that's why you're missing a leg?"

"Yeaaaah. Still, those NERV guys I kept hearing about... just what did they want? Why did that UN rep think they'd be interested in me?"

Things to do there:
>A. Be in Warehouse during Third Impact
>B. Check my math again

Things to do now:

>1. SOUL Man
>2. Raiser Man
>3. Energon Man
>4. Sparkle Man
>5. Chroma Man
>6. Cave Man
>7. Augmented Man
>8. Eldritch Man

Reposting for archival's sake. Looks like I'm headed to Undertale. Any advice?
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Tell me about your idols, /jc/. The people and groups you've looked up to throughout the Chain.
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>>47195001
Flowey's dangerous. No, really, do NOT underestimate him. Only guy that's able to keep up with his time bullshit before Frisk shows up is Sans. Speaking of which, protect Frisk.
Oh, and if you would, get the special ending. Asriel really does deserve his body and SOUL back. Side note, Drop-In has some pretty awesome stuff, like Megalovania and Gaster Blasters, though the Human origin is just as good.
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>>47195161
Come to think of it, Undertale magic hits the SOUL directly, right?

What happens to someone who doesn't have a SOUL, a Soul, or even a soul?
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>>47195001
Download and play the game if you can. It's cheap, you can beat two routes in less than a day of play, and best to play it without too many spoilers. The rest of this will be full of spoilers.

You can get through every combat without hurting anyone.

If you are recognized as a human child, King Fluffybuns is duty bound to murder you. He is the nicest repeat child murderer you will ever meet. Toriel will take you in and be extremely nice, but won't let you leave.

Pet dogs. Do not harm Papyrus.
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>>47195185
Well, considering Toriel's magic worked on inanimate objects, Undyne breaking a table with one of her spears, and Sans manipulating things with his magic, it probably still works on those kinds of enemies as well. Attacking the SOUL is just a more effective way of fighting.
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>>47195256
I believe the jump says that, actually. Magic affects soulless things as if it actually was the thing it appeared to be, but only does spiritual damage to things that have SOULs/souls.
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>>47195273
Makes sense, Toriel was able to wound the SOULless Flowey, and Sans has actually killed him several times. So it makes sense that a soulless being would stil be vulnerable.
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>>47195256
>>47195273
>>47195302
This is actually very helpful to know. Thanks, folks!

>>47195228
>looks at Civilian Mode

Uh-oh.
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>>47193962

"Alexander, talk to him."

"All I would do is offer advice as I can, child."

"Father, please. He's been like this for... two worlds now."

"And you saw how he interacted with the immortals and the questers.

Give him time. Even if he has to fall far enough as to hit the bottom of the well, he'll climb out. He's gone two-hundred-and-forty years - you give him too little credit."

>Undertale - Jump 25
Location: The Ruins - "Oof. Blasted flowers..."
Background: Fallen Human - "Huh. A young'un again. Sure don't feel like a shaver though."
Race: Human
Age: 12-years-old

Perks:
-Summon Annoying Dog (Free) - "Geh. Go on, git ya mangy mongrel!"
-DETERMINATION (Free) - "Heh... serpose tha's the one thing keepin' me goin'."
-ACT
-MERCY - "Am I th' one t' make the right call wit' this? Am ah really?"
-SAVE the World - "When I couldn' save the Dolls, wot makes ya think I can pull this off."

Items:
-Heart Locket - "Hmmm... But should ah stop tryin', despite everythin' I see."


1 - Franken Fran
2 - 8-Bit Theatre
3 - Nightmare Before Christmas
4 - Wuxia
5 - Monster's Inc
6 - Slice of Life
7 - Crypt of the Necrodancer
8 - InFamous

>>47195357
Don't worry, we're both kind've in for a rough time it looks like.
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Does any body have a link to the most recent Eldar WIP that was posted?
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In the Overlord jump, if I'm a level 100 realm of heroes warrior and take a class skill that gives me magic, like magic warrior or divine caster, would the magic it gives me go up to the 10th tier?
Also does divine magic have the potental to cast spells that deal unholy damage as well as holy ones?
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>>47194891
Randomly summoning my hand-held gaming device and playing it.
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I have seen many purchases in jumps that allow for you to gain a group of companions that the jumps says are treated as a single companion.

Does that mean that they can be imported as if they were a single companion and they will each get the benefits of whatever they are being imported as?
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>>47195578
That's fanwank territory. I have the Choir of Righteous Fury and I vary it with the perk. If a perk increases something, like charisma or strength, that increase is divided among them. If it's a knowledge or skill perk, they all gain it because they'll just teach it to each other anyway. If it's a new ability or power it depends on the power. Reading people's auras can't really be divided, but the ability to make a limited number of copies could count the total amount of Choir copies, rather than each individual Sisters copy.
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>>47195578
Wait, unless you meant the history benefits of an import, in which case you should probably have it make sense in that world. There's no one way to handle it, since backgrounds vary so much more than types of perks. Importing someone as royalty from a specific house could make them a very big family with a lot of bastards, and if two of them were dating it would get really awkward.
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About how strong are MCU Thor's lightning powers, and what kind of things would someone be able to pull off if they took fire instead?
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163. Cardcaptor Sakura
Origin: Drop-In, Age: 11
Perks: Danger Sense (-50), Safety First (-100), Ctrl-Z (-200), Spell Sensitivity (-100), Spirit Sight (-100), Magician (-200), Conjoined Conjures (-300)
Items: Stuffed Animals (-50), Itty Bitty Item [Infernal Breaker] (-100)
Drawbacks: Lure of Magic (+200)

And continuing on my exploration of my companions magic: Falco is versatile and subtle with lots of knowledge, Isaac is all about ingenuity and magitech, and Asriel is the powerhouse. The other magical powerhouses around here are an immortal little boy and a little girl. And that makes me exceedingly uncomfortable.

So, for my companions, Falco is very much like a daughter to me and Isaac is happily married to Lina. I'm pretty much left flirting with Asriel the whole time or I'll go nuts. Now Asriel is good friends with everybody, but mostly hangs around with Ko'el or my son and Isaac. I've become more or less his friend's pervy dad. I'm going to roll to see how this goes, with a 50+ meaning I don't alienate and upset him, a 15+ meaning I don't sleep with him.

I'll still help fulfill the Cardcaptors wishes. Clow Reed can have his peace and Sakura can have her grand journey, and I'll be there to help out where I can. The situations were set up in advance by a perfect clairvoyant so I don't really have to worry about mucking things up. Just awkwardly try not to flirt with children and do as Clow needs me to end his greatest magician title.
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>>47194891
I bob around in time to the music.
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Rather awkward question for you ladies and gents:

Judging by Shadow of the Colossus' end-notes, any Jumper who doesn't stay in that 'verse has Dormin sort've hanging around in their soul.

Now. Suppose someone who, after sufficient plot managed to work some sort of beneficial relationship with this soul-bound Dormin, became capable of merging with him via this perk in Tales of Demons and Gods:

>200 Demon Soul Merge- The key to a demon spiritualists power lies in the demon they merge with, by taking the soul of a demon into your own soul you can merge your body with its body temporarily, using all its abilities and taking its form as your own. While not merged you may also use the demon as a type of watch dog, protecting your soul from being attacked by the souls of other demon spirits.

>After the jump a demon spiritualist may integrate (merge) with the soul of any creature so long as it can reasonably be said to have some form of soul and as long as the creature is not itself a spirit (basically no ghosts) The abilities of this creature are then open for use by the spiritualist.

What kind of powerset / abilities do you think may be derived from this?
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>>47196179
Being huge. Smashing people with your huge.
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>>47196179
He might be able to bring back the dead. Might.

Really Dormin is never seen at full power. He was still waking up when pope fatfuck turned him into a baby.
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>>47196179
Given that Dormin is apparently an amalgamation of the other colossi, you miiiiight be able to swing him as having all their powers combined. But other than some different kinds of energy blasts, that most just amounts to >>47196188

In the game he just kindof flounders awkwardly a bit before getting his shit jacked in a seal.
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How dangerous is it to try and use psyker powers beyond your specialty in 40K?
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>>47196452
It is a good pain.
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>>47196466
I don't think daemons are big on the good kind of pain.
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Would leaving behind my super robot companions in KOTOR and then picking them back up in Clone Wars be a viable strategy for maintaining lasting effects on the setting?
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>>47196482
They'll make it feel so good.
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>>47196482
But they have such sights to show you.
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>>47194891
This.

>>47195109
Man, even before we were a multiversal traveller we knew better than to have idols. Putting someone on a pedestral means they'll always disappoint you when you meet them in person. The best you can hope for is to find some kindred spirits among them, and even that's one helluva longshot.

>>47195378
http://pastebin.com/2TMBB5Yc

>>47195927
Lightning powers: Zapped through the plate armor of multiple space battle dragon-whale things as well as Chitauri coming through an interdimensional portal, totaled several Jotuns and was precise enough to bring the Vision's body to life.

The problem is, sometimes it...doesn't work as well in completely arbitrary situations. Like how he needed Tony and Vision's combined power to punch through Ultron's main body. Which Captain America fought evenly a few scenes before-and I find it hard to believe a few patch jobs suddenly buffed him from getting stalemated by Cap to choking out Thor.

To be fair though-the lightning also severely damaged Tony's suit when they fought but overcharged it implying Starktech (which Ultron is desperately trying to oneup with stuff like vibranium) just absorbs energy really well.

Also, as someone who asked about fire specifically ages ago I believe the answer was "fanwank something".
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>>47196452
Nothing stopping you from learning new ways to use your powers, just be very careful. Waiting till you leave is a pretty good idea as well, it will be much safer in places where the warp is calmer.
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Hey LoT guys who are obviously compensating for something! What does the captain of an enemy warship say when they see your giant metal embodiment of your ego?
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>>47196602
"Fuck."
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>>47196482
>>47196555
So exploring additional Psyker powers will cause result in SuddenlyDeamons.gif?

>>47196584
That is seeming like a good idea.
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>>47196602
"Ow the edge."

'cause I took that Dark Eldar upgrade that gives it blade wings. Fuck you I think it's cool.
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>>47196602
After they have spent an hour repeatedly firing their main guns at it:

"How many layers of shields does that fucking thing have"

I wish them luck in their efforts to find out.
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164. Generic Magical Girl
Location: The Slums
Theme: Elemental Criminals, Origin: Drop-In [Nature Pickpocket], Age: 12
Abilities: Physical Boost (-50), Monster Sense (-100), Basic Elemental Zap (-100), Always on Duty (-300), Anti-Magic (-300)
Extra Allies 8 (-200)
Items: Rich Family (-50), Communicators (-100)
Drawbacks: Rival Magical Team [Space Cops], Hunted (+200)

Chimmy: Light Bandit
Falco: Dark Assassin
Roberta: Stone Con Artist
Ko'el: Fire Mafia
SoB: Metal Sukeban
Asriel: Water Smuggler
Isaac: Lightning Hacker
Toby: Wind Burglar

I'm dropped off at an orphanage that is more or less run by the local mafia. They supply the money that keeps this place running, in exchange it's a safehouse when they need hide out and recruit the more promising orphans when they come of age. It's not a good place, but it's better than most at keeping kids from starving on the streets.

And recently, something worse has been moving in, taking people off the streets and leaving perfectly intact corpses. Some new gang is muscling in, and no one can figure out how they're hitting the local gangs so hard. Not only those, but more cops have been buzzing around the area. Not locals they can just bribe or threaten away, either. The mafia is willing to pay out the nose for any information on what's going on, including information on us, and we're in a poor neighborhood.

The main problem with the space cops is their transformation trinkets are their badges, and they keep them in their pockets. I may or may not have taken one on accident. And she was dumb enough to go and try to arrest one of the baddies anyway before I got it back to her.

So, we're dropped off to help fend off the magical beings that are trying to take over the local underworld for their dark plot, and we're given criminal themed powers to do it with. And our animal guardian is a dirty rat we have to keep from selling us out by bribing him and getting involved in his stupid schemes.

This is gonna be a fun ten years.
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>>47196677
I add a new universe's version of shields to it every time I import the thing in to a space faring jump with shields as an option.
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So theoretically would Alucard from Hellsing be viable to be turned into a DMC Devil Arm? What would an Alucard Devil Arm even be like?
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>>47196722
Fuck you, now I'm actually curious.

I'd imagine no since he's not a Demon, but Devil Arm Alucard would prolly be something Pandora, only more eldritch and terrifying.
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>>47194891
>pic

>>47195109
Don't have idols any per se, but there were quite a few I admired for making the best of bad situations and not taking the easy way out.

>>47195578
I treat further purchases as "applies to one individual of the group".

>>47195386
Only the Level 100 Magic Caster text says they can use 10th level spells and it doesn't limit that by specialization, so I would assume that applies to Arcane Caster, Divine Caster and Talismonger equally, and since it's the magic specialist, I presume the other magic-using classes - Sorcerous Swordsman & Magic Warrior - can't use magic that high a level.

Since D&D divine magic covers both good and evil spells and YGGDRASIL's magic system seem vaguely based on it, I think you're good to use unholy damage as a Divine Caster.

>>47196525
Uh...that is a good question. I assume you'd have to buy them back again at the very least.

>>47196602
There's usually about ten seconds of staring slack-jawed silence before they recover their wits.
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>>47196762
Well the Devil Arm Crafting perk says it has to be A. Demonic OR Evil and B. Strong. Alucard is at least Evil and Strong. I would figure some weird combo of Lucifer and Pandora.
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>>47194891
I pull a streetlamp out of nowhere Twisted into the Ground till it lights up then I lean on it
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I just realized that summoning from No Game No Life would allow you to summon Saitama for five minutes at a time. This is useless with the ten pledges restriction but post jump you could summon him in all his glory.

Assuming you took Saitama Likes You from One Punch Man I thing this is objectively the most powerful combo ever.
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>>47197058
Saitama Likes You + the power to summon friends from past jumps. . .
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>>47197058
>>47197068
why don't you just pod him like I did?
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>>47197058
Not really. Saitama is only OP in the context of his own setting. He has no real resistance to magic. Or legit spirit stuff instead of shounen fightin'. Or psychic powers that AREN'T TK which he can tank by being too stronk for Tatsumaki to move.

It's a nice backup plan, but by no means an instant solution. In the manga he mentions being punched to the moon as starting to look like a real fight implying he does have an upper limit, it's just way beyond any being in his own setting.

Or in other words, he's a DBZ character stuck in Kamen Rider.
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>>47197136
Companion pods are rare tho.
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>>47197153
The creator said it would take him two punches to destroy the galaxy.
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>>47197153
>>47197172

He is a pretty good solution to any setting that relies on straight power levels.

Bleach, for instance.

However, he wou
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>>47197156
he's worth it though.

>>47197172
I think you mean universe, and do remember that that's only because he can only punch in one direction at a time.
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>>47197184
HOWEVER, he would probably do less well in a setting relying on magic and conceptual bullshit, such as Fate.
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Could you use Real Eater+Lip Service from Medaka on Saitama and take his power?

I mean, if we're pushing the limits of bullshit...
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>>47197197
The real question is, even if he's willing and lets you do this... would he do one hundred push-ups, one hundred sit-ups, one hundred squats, and a ten kilometer run every day... and regain his abilities?
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>>47197172
>>47197192
Citation desperately needed, people keep saying this without actually having a quote to back this up.

>>47197184
I forgot-portals. Really, science settings with long range weapons. He can also get the cold, implying chemical and biological weapons would work too.

>>47197194
It still makes no goddamn sense to me that Nvrnsqr could apparently tank Arc at full power if his Reality Marble had finished consuming him.

>>47197197
People keep forgetting that RE can't give you a power more powerful than what the original power was, and I would say "unwillingly stripping someone of his power" falls far, far, far, far, far, far above the original power's scope.
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>>47197197
you'd be taking a power which I think makes it more powerful, which would prevent you from using real eater to do it since it can't make anything more powerful.
>>47197206
given how the universe works most likely yes.
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>>47197223
>how the universe works

What?

Saitama is an anomaly even in his own setting. The closest anything to him is maybe Garou, and Garou failed to break his own limiter because he decided to become a monster after being punched into the stratosphere.
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>>47197197
>>47197217
Actually it would work since it is just a straight up swap of how the ability functions. Unfortunately I am just referring to the idea itself, it wouldn't be able to steal Saitama's power because he doesn't have any. As unreasonably strong as he is Saitama's powers aren't really "powers" and therefore could not be taken in this way.
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>>47197237
no the way the universe works is that if you want something bad enough you become like it, remember all those mysterious beings who became what they were obsessed about? Saitama wanted to be a hero who could knock out anything in one punch. And so he did and now he's stuck like that. >>47197246
so superstrength superspeed super reflexes and being nearly invulnerable aren't super powers to you?
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>>47197246
Yea isn't he just really really strong for no reason? You can't steal the power of "because the author says so", there isn't a power to steal.
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>>47197259
No, it is explicitly stated that all he did was just become that strong naturally. There is no super power behind it.
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>>47197246
You're not wrong but I disagree because I thinkbeing able to take someone else's away without their consent is significantly greater than the original effect but since Medaka powers are vague as well anyway it's up to personal interpretation so we probably won't be able to convince each other here.

I'm actually not sure whether his strength counts as a power or not. There may or may not be an entity that looks like one of Bloodborne's Great Ones who bestows the phenomena that makes people turn into mysterious beings, and said phenomena may or may not also be associated with the "limtier" Saitama broke which might be similar enough to the "skills" of Medaka Box to be eligible. But if the "limiter" is entirely separate from MB transformation then I guess not.
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>>47197246
No, it would only work if Saitama willingly gives his power. Kiss Service is willingly giving your power to another person. You can swap it to be taking a power from a willing person, but you can't make it to steal a power from another person unwillingly. Not only is it two changes (Real Eater allows only one change per power) but it's also stronger then the original version as you don't need consent.
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>>47197259
>the way the universe works is that if you want something bad enough you become like it
This sounds absurdly abusable, too. You could cheese it with willpower perks and something like Path to Victory and get exactly what you want.
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>>47197275
See >>47197284
Whether it's stronger or not doesn't really matter in the end, as the change he wants still violates the "One change per power" rule.
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>>47197284
That makes sense but I still maintain that you can't steal Saitama's natural physical capabilities because they aren't powers.

Even if you could you couldn't keep them, if the somebody who you gave a power to dies or gets left behind in another world the power returned to you. If you left Saitama behind his power would return to him in the same way.
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What types of social experiments have you performed over the years? Long-term or short term.
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>>47197285
I think Bancho's wrong on that count, or at least heavily exaggerating the effect. The "become what you want" thing just turns you into some sort of goofy toku monster, at BEST with some X-men-like powers like cloning yourself, acid spit or hypnotising people. Garou didn't suddenly become Angra Mainyu during the end of his fight, he just grew a huge demon crust that broke apart to review his human body beneath it. There's absolutely no conceptual hax here, it's just being stronk.

And other people have trained better/longer than Saitama only to get significantly lesser raw physical stats. He's an anomaly.

>>47197290
I actually agreed with you on that point but fair enough.
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>>47197309
Well in a few jumps I am going to find out what happens if you give Saitama Five minutes in the Imperium of Man. Does that count as a social experiment?
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>>47197320
It sounds like you just made both Khorne and him very happy.
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>>47197337
I'm not sure what Khorne would make of a guy who doesn't even put in any effort to fight and seems bored with fighting.
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>>47197353
Doesn't he, well, not care where the blood flows from?

Just toss him on one of the planets he traps endless warriors on to fight forever and drown him in bodies. Bloodflow's gonna increase by 80% this quarter, with great growth potential.

Or better yet, give him magic immunity and throw him at the creepy slut's groupies, the bird nerd's cronies or the Nurgle family.
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>>47197382
Khorne trying to control Saitama is just going to end up with his entire sector of the Immaterium destroyed.
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>>47197273
>No, it is explicitly stated that all he did was just become that strong naturally. There is no super power behind it.

... Anon, that's like saying Kal El doesn't have super powers, because all he does is just a natural outcome of his genes.
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>>47197395
Yes because Saitama has demonstrated the ability to resist Chaos corruption. Look, here's the deal: I won't powerwank the Chaos Gods beyond their demonstrated feats if you won't wank Saitama's beyond his alright? I don't want this to devolve into a pissing contest, but as I said earlier Saitama has no mystic abilities of any kind. He's just a dude. He's even susceptible to the japanese cold.
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>>47197415
>even
There's not a single being in the multiverse that shouldn't fear the dreaded japanese cold.
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>>47197421
Joke's on you, I made a Mosaic Organ out of the japanese cold to harness its' power.
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>>47197425
You madman!
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What happens if you plant a Seed of a Tree of Giants in jumps outside Dark Souls? D'you eventually get archtrees that bud off giants?
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>>47197273
>>47197411
He's right, Anon. His actions aren't supernatural, but they are super powers. As in, they are powers far beyond what a normal human being has.
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What's the policy on buying items multiple times? Can you do it unless specified otherwise or is it that you can only do it when it says you can buy something a bunch of times?
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>>47197657
You can only do it when it specifies you can buy multiples.
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Another dark souls question-the true potential of Sorcery seems to have something to do with crystals. Would using FMA alchemy to fuse Seath's immortality crystal into yourself help buff your sorceries?
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>>47197666
But I remember just last thread (Or the one before maybe?) that ASA and another anon were talking about how he spent all his cp on money in the Digimon jump which doesn't say you can. So is there some sort of clear consensus or written rule I can refer to?

Nice trips by the way Satan.
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>>47197702
It doesn't? Weird, usually cash is something you can buy multiples of. I'm afraid I'm not sure there is one but I don't think anyone particularly minds you buying multiple stacks of cash.

Another interpretation of that could've been he just bought some cash, and then didn't use the rest of the CP on anything.
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>>47197657
>>47197702
It varies from jump to jump. You would have to ask the author of the jump to be 100% sure. Probably mostly assume that items are one offs unless otherwise stated.
Generally, however, multiple money purchases allowed, and even if it doesn't explicitly say so you probably won't find too many anons that care if you do that, because it's one of the least broken things you could buy.
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>>47197702
I don't... think(?)... there's an Official Rule (TM) on the default policy. I really don't think it would matter though, unless you're buying multiples of something that is presented as being special or unique (e.g. if a jump offers you the option of buying Excalibur, claiming you can use all your CP to buy a dozen Excaliburs is just crass, but if you want to spend all your CP on a dozen ordinary swords you go right ahead).
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>>47197657
I've been under the impression that unless particular items were unique (or implied they were unique) you could buy equipment multiple times if you shelled out the cp.
For example Pokemon Trainer explicitly says you can buy multiples of all items, but Infamous doesn't. It doesn't make sense you can buy multiple handguns in Pokemon but you can't in Infamous.
There is such a thing as buying gear for your companions, after all.

So I guess apply a "does this seem reasonable?" rule.
3 x 50cp cash purchases, 2 x HF swords, 8 x sets of chainmail (for each companion) all seem reasonable, but only one lump of Mordite, Grimoire of Grimoires, Digitizer Ray, etc.
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>>47197153
You're assuming because something doesn't exist in his universe that he can't resist it. While that's true in some cases, in others he'd be able to resist due to analogous effects. E.g., he could probably resist anyone's telekinesis the same way as Tatsumaki, and he could probably tank most magic effects just from the standpoint of being too tough to effect - or being able to dodge faster than the speed of light.
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>>47197657
Generally, I assume unless the Jump says otherwise that I can only buy things once. But that's a rough assumption unless the jump says you can only buy things once, or specifically notes which things you can buy multiple times (exception proving the rule)
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>>47197869
I'm not disputing purely deterministic effects, I'm saying he can't do jack shit against being turned into a frog or being corrupted by evil spirits or getting cursed with a dark fate or his soul being incinerated with warpfire.
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>>47197922
I'm not sure you know what "deterministic" means, anon. I mean, yes, I agree that he wouldn't have defenses against those. But it's not because they're non-deterministic. There's a logical progression of states there, even if it's an exotic one, he's not just suddenly and inexplicably turning into a topiary. Well, I guess the Warpfire might be non-deterministic, depending on how you apply it.
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>>47197691
The only thing about crystals was that Seath did research into crystals because he had the Primordial Crystal. Then Big hat read through Seath's stuff and made some crystal sorceries. Seath himself though was certainly the oldest living sorcerer, and likely the most dedicated for much of that time. So I would not say that crystal sorceries are the true potential of sorcery, so much as the single greatest scholar among sorcerers was into crystals.

Besides the only real information we have on the Primordial Crystal is that it made Seath immortal.
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>>47197922
And I'm saying that's a big assumption. Look at the frog-transformation magic, for example - in most video games, it completely fails against boss monsters, and Saitama would probably count as one. In D&D, you get a saving throw, and his saves are probably "Yes." Corrupted by evil spirits? You can generally fend those off with enough willpower, and he had that before he broke his limits. Soul incinerated? What makes you think his soul isn't strong enough to withstand it?

In an out-of-context scenario, assuming that the native world is completely defenseless against the invading world is silly. A much better assumption is that the invading world's powers, while unknown to the native world, still can be thwarted by defenses analogous to those that would thwart them in the invading world.
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>>47197985
Fine.

Scientifically explainable ones, then.

I loathe talking to pedants. I loathe having to explain why "fate" and "evil spirits" and "being turned into a frog" and "the Warp" aren't deterministic even more so now I've said my piece I don't want to continue this conversation.

>>47198033
Oh for fuck's sake.

Please don't insult my intelligence by assuming I'm ignoring the fact Saitama is buff enough to shrug off being kicked to the moon and fast enough to casually dodge bullets. I would have assumed the saving throw stuff would go without saying. I would, however, hope people familiar with Saitama know that he isn't a particularly willful person or else he'd take his hero hobby way more seriously instead of griping about ordinary stuff like groceries.

All I'm saying is magic can SOMETIMES be fucking weird and do shit like open up void dimensions or swap bodies or whatever without D&D rules and that Saitama isn't invincib-

>his soul isn't strong enough to withstand it

What about the fact that no mortal character in all of 40K can withstand direct soul exposure to the stuff? Or the fact that THERE IS NOTHING TO SUGGEST SAITAMA HAS A SPECIAL SOUL OR ANYTHING SIMILAR TO A 40K SOUL WHEN THE WARP DOESN"T EXIST IN HIS NATIVE SETTING? He's a strong fast dude. That's it, "probably cout as one" isn't a good piece of reasoning.

Look. Unlike some I hold myself to higher standards and would really prefer not to resort to HURR STOP PUSHING UR WAIFU but you are really not making this easy for me.
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>>47198033
>In an out-of-context scenario, assuming that the native world is completely defenseless against the invading world is silly

Haha wow, you clearly weren't around for the "how do I kill Scion/Gilgamesh/Darkseid, jumpchain?" conversations then. And they all had more versatile defences than Caped Baldy too.
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>>47198269
To clarify-isn't a particularly wilful person by the time you meet him when he's languishing from having no worthy challenges.
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>>47197172
Where do people keeping getting this galaxy/universe bullshit from? I first heard it parrotted on /a/ from Reddit who probably got it from someone else but I've never seen evidence to prove it's legit.
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>>47198330
It's because it's not. Someone said the creator said it and everyone else took it as truth with zero evidence.
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>>47198382
Hah. Thought so.

Well, that explains a lot.
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>>47198330
I have no idea, but I would bet on >>47198382
Personally I saw someone talking about it on /a/ at one point and went looking. I found interviews with One, and they had nothing. Well not nothing but nothing even on the power level of Saitama. It was however interesting to learn that Sonic was in part inspired by a character from Eyeshield 2, and that the mangaka of that, Murata, is the one doing the redraw of one punch.
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>>47198269
I don't know the details of your pet setting. Still, if he doesn't have a 40K soul, wouldn't he be immune to Warpfire? Can't burn what isn't there.

Also, Saitama has at least enough willpower to maintain an exercise routine that was initially tortuous for years, every single day, until he became a God.

>>47198286
Yeah, all of the power-wank discussions are boring and make that stupid assumption. I generally assume Scion has no unique defenses against magic, but has arbitrarily-high saving throws, for example.
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>>47198476
He maintained a routine (For 3 years only, and saying 'until he became a God ' is hardly impressive given it just happened out of nowhere and isn't actually linked to what he gained from the exercise, just him being an anomaly) that's been said again and again to not even be that extreme. Aside from the 10 kilometer run, which is a bit out there but still accomplish able, that routine is something many professional athletes can and do do daily.
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>>47196785
Is Alucard evil? I mean he was letting the Hellsing foundation command him and he was mostly killing modern vampires and those being tricked by them. I'd say he is amoral at least.
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>>47198476
By that logic going drop-in to 40K would make you perfectly immune to Warpfire which is an assumption I've never heard anyone make. And I was actually thinking of stuff like the Wabbajack from Elder Scrolls, or even Discworld's brand of transfiguration which doesn't care about physical durability.

I'm sure he's got more willpower than the average bloke, just not nearly enough to do anything outstanding against Chaos corruption. Plenty of hard men in the Imperium who did worse training in worse conditions with fewer hopes for success, and can't even backhand planets fall all the time.

>pet setting

Oh, we're doing this? Well I don't really see the point of you defending your "pet character" when I've already acknowledged he's not a pushover in my very first post i.e. DBZ character in a toku setting, just that you're making a lot of assumptions and playing with semantics to wank him even stronger than he's proven to be.

>Yeah, all of the power-wank discussions are boring and make that stupid assumption. I generally assume Scion has no unique defenses against magic, but has arbitrarily-high saving throws, for example.

Now, that said. I completely agree with you on this particular subject.

>>47198507
I'd say he used to be evil after his traumatic past and over time became so jaded from being OP that he's become amoral over time.
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>>47194891
A gentleman should not be idle.
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>>47198570
..I'd almost want to ask but I fear the answer for the context of this scene.
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--World 7: Undertale--

- STAGE SELECT: Hotland - "Gaaah! I need more coolant, now!"
- DESIGNATION: Drop-In - "Here we go again..."
- RACE: Ghost w/Robot Body - "The robots here work a lot different than back home, huh? Does... does this mean I have a soul now? What about my IC Chip? I dunno what's going on anymore."
- UPGRADES:
- Summon Annoying Dog - "Awww! It's kinda cute!"
- Justice - "Now that's a fancy HUD!"
- Guessing Games - "Why would I ever need to identify time-travelers?"
- Really Good Shortcuts - "Thanks for upgrading the teleport system, Dr. Jay!"
- Bullet Patterns - "Magic? I don't quite get it."
- You're Blue Now - "Gravity, huh? Cool!"
- Magnifying Magic - "So apparently I'm good at this stuff?"
- ALERT ALERT ALERT:
- The Taste Is Indescribable - "To be fair, I've never really HAD to cook before."
- GET EQUIPPED:
- Gaster Blaster - "WEAPON GET: G. BLASTER"
- NEXT STOP?

"So, let's review. The flower wanted to kill you?"

"Basically."

"How did you survive?"

"You can probably thank the short skeleton that my head's still intact. Then some kid showed up and the flower stopped chasing me."

"And then what?"

"They were nice! Nice than I've ever seen!"

Assuming I didn't get mulched, what's in Slot 1?
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>>47198500
Maintaining a daily routine driven solely by your sheer desire to be a hero, never missing it even when you're sick or tired or miserable, is pretty impressive.

>>47198519
You're the one who brought up the fact that he doesn't have anything analogous to a 40K soul. I'm just taking it to its natural conclusion. Anyway, I'm saying I don't know how Warpfire works; I don't know if it automatically kills a model, or deals X wounds, or requires a toughness roll, or what. But there are very few effects that automatically defeat anyone they're used on no matter what, and I generally assume any effect that isn't can potentially be resisted by analogous effect. That's one thing I could never get over in HPMoR, for example - Fake!Moody specifically says an Avada Kedavra cast by a class of barely-trained teens couldn't even give an adult wizard a nosebleed, but Ludowsky assumes it's an auto kill against anything no matter how strong.
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>>47198519
>Chaos tries to corrupt Saitama.
>Saitama: Nah, that seems bad, why would I do it? Anyway, there's a sale, so I've got to go. Have a nice day.
>Daemons sent in. Punch. No more daemons.
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>>47198621
I'm not disputing the "punch, no more demons" part but look-if it was that easy to say no to Chaos 40K wouldn't have happened in the first place.

I want to make clear-I'm not wanking Chaos, I'm just saying, Saitamaa's not Jesus or the Emprah or anything special. He's a strong fast dude who can get pissed off at everyday gripes.

>>47198606
Warpfire's weird. Seems to have a quasi-physical aspect to it; that one spaceship in LoT part 3's mostly made of it for example. But it certainly can affect things that are purely physical.

It's not said outright but I get the strong impression HP magic scales with intent, emotion and will a bit like Dresden Files magic. Bellatrix says something very similar about why Harry's Cruciatus didn't hurt her much in Order of the Phoenix-you have to actually enjoy causing the pain, apparently. Would also explain why love is such a big deal.
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>>47198606
For a normal guy sure it's impressive but it's still not something that's out of bounds of real world humans either. Also, what he's driven by is irrelevant, someone driven to exercise like that solely by their desire to look good is just as strong willed as someone who wants to do it to be a hero.

And like the anon before stated, it's really not that much compared to some of the stuff people in 40k can go through and still be easily corrupted by chaos.
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>>47198606
Also you don't think leading an army of supersoldiers to claim the galaxy in the name of human supremacy is impressive at all, not to mention likely having grown up on horrifically xenophobic planets before being retrieved by the god-emperor of man who burdened you with said responsibility in the first place?
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>>47198606
What >>47198718 said, and yet traitor primarchs are a thing. Saitama has nowhere near the strength of character to be half the leader any of the Primarchs except maybe Angron are. There's a lot more to the job than just punching people and doing situps.
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>>47198752
Ironically, a lot of why they fell is their strength of character. Chaos embodies good and evil, and once one leader falls to it then they start going down like dominoes due to their loyalty.
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>>47198585
Don’t ask and you shall receive anyway!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbEan62z8RA
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>>47198602
Is Transformers in the dice already?

The Room, if it is.
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>>47198787
I'd take the whole "chaos embodies good and evil" thing more seriously if they actually showed Chaos doing anything remotely good instead of being a 24/7 death metal album cover. Also technically Nurgle and Slaanesh's portfolios may cover aspects of lacking strength of character so-yeah, fucked either way if you go too far in one direction, basically.

Or aren't a Blank/Necron.
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>>47198805
>1. Room Man
>2. Raiser Man
>3. Energon Man
>4. Sparkle Man
>5. Chroma Man
>6. Cave Man
>7. Augmented Man
>8. Eldritch Man
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>>47198854
Where's Particle Man?
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>>47198854
>Eldritch man
Pfftt hahaha
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>>47198854
...oh god.
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>>47198674
Saitama's shtick is not only being stronk.
He's also almost imposssible to influence in pretty much any way. Nothing anyone ever says to him influences him much. Chaos corruption is essentially just a supercharged talk-no-jutsu in fastforward, so Saitama IS resistant. (I know that it's not entirely correct but that analogy works and is "close enough" for the purposes of this discussion)
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>>47198865
Is that Destiny? I'll admit I honestly forgot I even had that in storage, so that'll go on to replace Eldritch Man...

If I don't die.
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>>47198878
Except all of that is entirely your assumption based on him not reacting much to what people say which is basically just a humour trope.
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which jump has the most badass elves(or not!elves)? LOTR's has some solidly okay elves on the badass scale, but there has to be a better jump for them
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>>47198884
Well, good news is Gaster Blasters could probably kill most of the minor monsters of the setting, hell combined with-
>You didn't grab Megalovania
Oh. Well, that's not good. That could have helped a lot against the bigger monsters, with all the beings they've killed.
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>>47198915
The non-existent Silmarillion Jump, full stop.
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>>47198878
>close enough

Complete bullshit.

He spaghettis when people tell him he's a shit hero, he just sucks it up. He flips out when he misses A SPECIAL SALE DAY. He gets frustrated at what he perceives as people bugging him while he's on the job. He's insecure about being bald.
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>>47198915
Light of Terra has Eldar and Commoragh has Deldar. Up to you whether those are worse than LOTR elves but they're there.

I guess Warcraft has nudist amazon hippie night elves if you like nudist amazon hippies.
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>>47198955
>Insecure about being bald
I never found that something to be sad about but I am sure having a bald head has it's disadvantages.
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>>47198972
Sun burns, for example.
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>>47198921
Yeaaaah I would've needed more Drawbacks for that and at that juncture that was a no-go.
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>>47198955
Yeah, but he only flips out about silly things. You'll note when people yell at him for causing damage when he's saving an entire city he just tells them to fuck off, and he happily gives up the credit from Sea King when it means making the other heroes look better.

Chaos could theoretically corrupt him, but it doesn't have much to offer him. Khorne can't offer him a good fight. He's too oblivious for Slaanesh. He's sick of papa Nurgle. Tzeentch might have the best in, but could it deliver?
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>>47198989
Fair enough. Still would've been immensely helpful if you caught one of the bigger player's attention. I don't blame you though, the only drawback that would have worked out would have been far too dangerous. After all...
You should beware the man who speaks in hands.
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>>47198953
if only
>>47198969
has there been any talk of an Eldar jump?
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>>47199022
>he only flips out about silly things

I don't think you understand how corruption works. That's all the opportunity it needs to start skewing him into flipping out over bigger things.

By that reasoning Chaos shouldn't have thwarted the Imperium at all. Oh wait, they did. Also nice job moving the goalposts from pedantically arguing about Saitama and magic to Saitama and 40K in particularly when I specifically said I was thinking of other settings. You must be real fun at parties.

>khorne can't offer him a good fight

Oh boy, and here comes the powerwanking. No, i don't think he can't beat up a Greater Daemon 1v1 but the galaxy is full of immediate threats to humanity-armies of daemons, xenos, C'tan shards etc.
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>>47199114
There's one in the works right now, supposedly!
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>>47199114
Actively being worked on, last WIP I know of was this from a few day's ago.

http://pastebin.com/2TMBB5Yc
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>>47199114
ASA literally just posted Wakfu's WIP dude. You could try reading the threads you post in for a start.
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>>47198914
>Well, not entirely a humor trope and think about the situations Saitama finds himself in. For example Garou. Nothing he said affected Saitama. So, yeah, even if we know it as a humour trope, it is canon that saitama is hard to influence. TLDR Look at it from In-universe point of view, as well as meta point of view.
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>>47199204
...Garou isn't exactly good at influencing people, broseph. His thing is martial arts. In general good schemers aren't relevant in OPM.

I sincerely doubt he's anywhere as intelligent as a fairly wiley Chaos daemon when it comes to manipulating people.
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>>47199204
...why would anything Garou have to say influence him at all? Garou doesn't have any powers of great charisma, he's just really, really physically powerful. If you want to try and justify this ridiculously far reaching attempt, then get some actual facts.
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--World 8: Lovecraft Mythos--

- STAGE SELECT: Modern Era - "Hope they don't mind me in New York! Still, I'm getting the chills for some reason."
- DESIGNATION: Drop-In - "I'd rather NOT get too involved with this place!"
- UPGRADES:
- Purple Prose - "Should be good for mission reports! Hehe, get it?"
- Stoic - "I mean, I AM a robot."
- Son of Old Man Henderson - "Who? Is he a doctor?"
- GET EQUIPPED:
- Messerschmitt Bf 109G - "I'm not Tornado Man, Dr. Jay! There's no way they'll let me fly this!"
- Yithian Lightning Gun - "WEAPON GET: Y. GUN"
- ALERT ALERT ALERT:
- Crawling With Love - "Dr. Jay, why are they looking at me like that?"
- NEXT STOP NEXT STOP NEXT STOP PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE

>1. Room Man
>2. Raiser Man
>3. Energon Man
>4. Sparkle Man
>5. Chroma Man
>6. Cave Man
>7. Augmented Man
>8. Particle Man
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>>47199204
It is shamefully blatent how obviously you're trying to wank your waifu at this point. The closest to a decent attempt at socially influencing Saitama was that time the tank tops riled up a crowd against him. There has never been a serious attempt at actually clever scheming used against him yet because in-universe that sort of thing never happens to him.
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>>47199264
So, uh.

Where is Hellraiser anyway? Can't seem to find it on the Drive.
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>>47199315
I think whoever suggested it might have meant Hellblazer? Closest we've got in name.
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>>47199336
Oh. Well, what's the worst that could ha-
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>>47194891
I pull out the Folding Chair from Sekirei, and start refilling my Conduit pool with a blunt.
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>>47199264
NO! Bad Lovecraftiam abominations, robot is not for sexual!
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>>47199504
Anon please. Robots are always for sexual.
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>>47199516
[ASSUME THE POSITION]
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>>47199236
>>47199238
>>47199273
Alright. Picture yourself in place of Saitama when facing different opponents he did. Whould you be affected by their words? I mean Garou wtfpwnd everyone except saitama, destroyed the city completely and was evolving like a fucking pokemon and saitama wasn't even bothered at all.
I am talking about general mental fortitude/willpower, that's what allows you to resist chaos corruption to a point, add Saitama hax to that and you get resistance. I am not saying he's immune, just that he's resistant to being corruprted, which is a big difference.
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>>47199551
You fool! 40k wins at everything forever and saitama is it's little bitch.
It's definitely not a joke wins at everything character vs a joke everyone loses setting. 40k is super serious and cool.
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>>47199336
Anyway, here we go!

--World 9: John Constantine's Hellblazer--

- STAGE SELECT: Milwaukee - "I should probably drive that old Beetle out of here, even if I don't have the license for it. Something tells me I'm not welcome here."
- DESIGNATION: Drop-In - "This is becoming something of a trend."
- UPGRADES:
- Stage Magic - "Whee, tricks!"
- Tough - "I'm made of Ceratanium, don't you know?"
- Empowered - "Combat specs improved by 40%!"
- Prowess - "Combat specs improved by 20% again!"
- GET EQUIPPED: "Nothing this time, sorry!"
- NEXT STOP - "This place was creepy, but I don't think it'll come back to haunt me later... right?"

"Hey, Dr. Jay?"

"What is it, Folke?"

"Feels like I've been at this for a while. I mean, a WHILE. My chronometers say I've been active for 90 years now."

"Oh, you pay that no mind."

"Wh-what about Dr. Light? What about everyone back home? What if they're-"

"They're fine, Folke. I was hoping to not have to tell you this yet, but I guess the jig is up."

"...Dr. Jay? What's going on?"

"You're going to be with me for a lot longer than this, Folke. I'm working on a very long-term project and I needed an assistant who'll actually still be around by the time it's done. It's why I wanted a Robot Master in the first place. Unaging, well-programmed, incredible memory retention. All perfect traits."

"That's not what I meant, Dr. Jay. You haven't aged a day since we met. You look the same every time I see you. A-are you a robot, like me?"

"Oh, Folke. If you could only know what I /really/ am."

"Is that a reference to something? Look, I won't just abandon you, but I could really use some answers right now!"

"Fine, I'll answer one question - but ONLY about the area you just surveyed."

"Okay, fine. What, exactly, is a demon?"

"That's going to take a while to get across, Folke. Might as well start now..."

And now I need something for Slot 2. Man, having no Companions really helped here.
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>>47199551
>would you be affected by their words

Well, I can't rightly speak for others and I by no means claim to be a tough guy, but whenever I've been in a fight I either run, I retaliate or I try to diffuse things. I absolutely never grandstand, and I'd think someone was a fucking idiot for interrupting their own rampage to start spewing pseudo-philosophy.

>resist chaos corruption to a point

The operative words are "to a point". As you are wilfully ignoring at this point, people have achieved far more than him have fallen to Chaos. Sure, I can believe he's got about as much grit as the average guardsman needs to not die from demons one morning. But people at least as determined as him have succumbed to Chaos in the past.

>Saitama hax

No such thing. As has been said repeatedly, he's just strong and fast.

I don't even understand why you're still stuck trying to argue this. The original point was that he has no truck with magic in general.

>>47199670
You, on the other hand, aren't helping. As I've said at least twice I don't believe 40K is an insurmountable challenge. I do believe Saitama lacks any capacity to meaningfully resist Warp-based effects apart from dodging and punching really hard and fast. I've never disputed that he could beat any Greater Daemon in a fistfight.
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>>47199530
That all you got, Robot?
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Ugh, warp-based powers would've been a better phrase. Warpfire, psyker TK, Nurgle's diseases, Slaanesh's lewd-that kind of thing
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>>47199698
Folke has Empty Night, right?

If so, Harry Potter.

If not, Mahvel baybee.
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>>47199670
I know you jest, but that is straight up the thought process of the 40kids in my home town. You like something? Let me tell you how much better 40k is, and why you're stupid for liking things that aren't it.
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>>47199735
>Slaanesh's lewd thing
You mean basically warping a person's senses into making daemonettes look like the most beautiful thing in the world?
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>>47199744
>1. Room Man
>2. Potter Man
>3. Energon Man
>4. Sparkle Man
>5. Chroma Man
>6. Cave Man
>7. Augmented Man
>8. Particle Man

And Marvel stashed for next!
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>>47199755
Yep.

Daemonettes: Not even once.

>>47199752
Just to check: Are we talking about actual kids or fat neckbeards here? Nobody games in my town and I'm genuinely curious what your crowd is like.
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>>47199793
Anon come on don't you want a taste of forbidden fruit?
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>>47199705
>You, on the other hand, aren't helping.
Oh? I hadn't realized.
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>>47199846
CATS GET OUT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>47199793
Yes. Both as separate entities, and one combined. The mayor's son.
Rich, enormous, bad hygiene, and everyone kisses his ass, which kills his social skills.
Poor boy doesn't have a bright future without a major change.
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>>47199846
>Posting worst monster girl type
Such shit tastes.
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>>47199880
A mayor change right anon?
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>>47199846
Eh, me neither it seems. Lost track of the time sarcasm gets lost in translation over the 'net. No idea why people keep trying it, but I'm honestly relieved to know it's just that.

>>47199892
Chesire isn't exactly my favorite either but to be fair you can't get much worse than hellhounds or manticores.

Or Amazons. Which shouldn't even count as MONSTERgirls, what the fuck. They're just a rapist tribe.

>>47199880
Wow.

I'm glad I never grew up anywhere where being the mayor's son was worth a damn to regular folks.
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>>47199892
>>47199879
The mad is so worth it.
So, /jc/, what was the easiest jump for you to troll. Not destroy or subjugate, just annoy to the point of anal devastation.
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>>47199940
Naruto.
I rolled PMD as my third Jump, and I was Ninetales.
Naruto was my #251.
They had the fun of a two and half thousand year old kitsune, who's only real goal is to mock them.
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>>47199940
Harry Potter

Went in as a muggleborn, sorted into Slytherin, being a magus with a specialty in Bounded Fields and Runes meant EVERYONE was in for a bad time.

Being a talented student, sneaky S.o.B., and legimens-proof on top of everything else made things so much worse.

Best part? I made it very clear that I didn't care about the wizarding world, had my folks owl me 'muggle' school coursework even as I did my Hogwarts ish. I would have been hopelessly bored otherwise.

Partnering with Hermione in Potions was a brilliant idea though, had someone I could actually talk with and protected her from the worst of things in the class, and basically made Snape treat her fairly.

Good times.

Good times.

NTR'ing Ron was the best part, Hermione and I got married, started an umbrella company that invested in any and all businesses from both sides of the divide which we eventually used to slowly (very slowly and carefully) bring back the world of magic to the mundane world. Politics son!

I suck at making spoilers, so my apologies if I screw this up.
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>>47199920
>No idea why people keep trying it
You were seriously debating OPM vs 40k.
You're not really the target audience.
This isn't an insult, just an observation.
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>>47200109
>NTR
Unless you waited for the two of them to get together romantically, I do not think that word means what you think it means.
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Rolled 7 (1d8)

--World 10: Destiny--

- STAGE SELECT: The Moon - "I don't see any ducks here, Dr. Jay."
- DESIGNATION: Drop-In "I dunno what any of this stuff is."
- RACE: Exo - "So that's what robots are like here!"
- UPGRADES:
- Put Up Your Guns - "Pew pew!"
- Pure Art - "Ooh, fancy!"
- Crackshot - "Buster range impoved by- I didn't even know that high a percentage was possible!"
- GET EQUIPPED:
- Grimoire - "Could be useful!"
- Ghost - "I'll call you 'Piano!' I'm not very good with names, am I?"
- Sparrow - "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
- Legendary Armor (Astrolord set) - "Must be good if it costs this much!"
- NEXT STOP

"For all that everyone was talking about things being terrible, this place was pretty neat!"

"Think, then, of how much better it must have been during their golden age."

"No kidding!"

>1. Room Man
>2. Potter Man
>3. Energon Man
>4. Sparkle Man
>5. Chroma Man
>6. Cave Man
>7. Augmented Man
>8. Marvel Man
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>>47200222
Might I suggest a trip to the Generic Children's Television jump? Seems like the perfect place for this bot to just chill.
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>>47200222
>Augmented Man
...GUNNM?
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>>47200164
I think people give both settings' powerlevels a lot more credit than they deserve, and I stand by my position on how Saitama would fair (poorly) for the purposes of jumpchain.

But you know what? Fair enough.
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>>47200176
Maaaaaaaaan, everyone's a buzz kill, but yeah, I guess I did kinda steal her away from the boys during the Fourth Year, and I guess she never really looked back. 'Cept for Harry, he was a cool dude actually.
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>>47200295
Deus Ex: Human Revolution, actually.
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How good is eldar divination? also if i take alpha psyker in divination and telepathy what feats are within my grasp?
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>>47200458
Getting a commissar hat to land on your head through pure keikaku.
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>>47200360
Meh. I guess snagging her when he's still in the "I'll never ask you out but I'll still get angry if anyone else does" is technically NTR, but only because Japan idolizes that kind of clinginess.
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>>47200484
Is there any form of unealthy approach to relationships chinese cartoons don't idolize?
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>>47200513
Uh.

Being fucked relentlessly by half a dozen faceless fat old men until your mind snaps? I mean it still happens on occassion, but there's never been a fat old man harem protag.
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>>47200478
Do you mean as an eldar? because if so HOOOLLYYY SHIT. ziz/taylor is go.
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How do the Blueprints, Research Notes, and Dark Journal from Van Helsing stack up against Starro-tech Notes from Young Justice?
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>>47200644
Well, in the show Starro-tech's based on a couple of patches they use to mind control some League members.

So I'd say disregarding their baseline effects the Van Helsing stuff definitely dives you a much broader base of knowledge to start off with.
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>>47200547
Now I kind of want to see one, just to see how they'd make it work. Maybe a creepy old sexual boddhisatva who enlightens people through intense sexual pleasure, and frees them from their earthly desires by mindbreaking them?
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>>47200686
That sounds horrible.
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>>47200686
What did I just read.
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>>47200686
That is plausible.

Disgusting, but plausible.
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>>47194923
I approve
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>>47200686
>creepy sexual boddhisatva

Actually that's...a villain. And a woman. And young. And in pretty good shape.

And the final boss of Fate/Extra's CCC drawback.

And ASA's master
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>>47200686
I would bet that this already exists.

>>47200360
Am i the only person that avoided sleeping with hermione like the plague? it just squicks me hugely. She didn't get together with Ron (bleach despair keikaku, I really hate him sometimes) still but seducing hermione is squicky as hell.

On that note jumpers at what point did you realize that you were more petty than the actual children around you?
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>>47200686
What??????
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>>47200863
> more petty than the actual children
The moment we got our power.
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>>47200863
What's wrong with Hermione? She's by no means my waifu Luna, but she's not unattractive either.

Largely because of Emma Watson, to be fair.
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>>47200863
I'm not petty, and I'll condemn anyone who says I am to unending torment!

Nah, in all seriousness, I do my best to avoid being petty. I'm a cosmic being - why sweat stupid shit?
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>>47200863
You know, if I actually became a centuries old dimension hopper with access to powers that end up making me barely count as a human, I'm not sure I would consider it okay or even meaningful to sleep with teenagers.

But this is 4chan, so I guess discussions about underage waifus are part for the course.
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God this thread was boring. Bunch of 40k fanboys masturbating to the Warp.
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>>47196452
not very you can learn more, but not having the anti corruption perk from card fight vangaurd
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>>47200960
I just wish the OPM fanboys masturbating to Saitama had never picked on the Warp specifically, when anon was originally talking about Saitama vs magic in general

Buncha faggots all round really, but hey-nature of the site.
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>>47200960
(You)
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>>47200686
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>>47200863
Yeah, it's kind of weird to waifu a child, even if you're a child at the time, too. There's still a rather unsettling imbalance of maturity there, makes for an uneven relationship. That's why I waifued Gaia in EVO Search For Eden, personally. She's a waifu as old as you are (well, slightly older, she was around before you evolved, but not for long). Also, she's ridiculously powerful, so there's the utilitarian angle, there.
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>>47200950
I waifued my starter pokemon specifically to avoid that problem.
Damn, we're old.
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>>47200950
I forgot where i was you are correct this is par the course.

>>47200938
Nothing is wrong with Hermione as a person just the age you both are at the start of the jump. also gotta remember if you are there influencing her from that early she wont come out the same person.
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>>47200950
The problem with that argument is that it quickly becomes unacceptable to sleep with any human, because they are all ignorant children compared to your eons of life.
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>>47201053
If you really want to waifu a really young character you should probably take them as companion early on and wait for them to have a few jumps behind them and see if they're still interested. There's still an obvious discrepancy in the relationship (companions aren't equal to the Jumper and never will be) but it's not quite on the level of seducing an innocent person who can't even comprehend what kind of life you lead.

But then again all this worrying about ethical implications and great responsibilities is probably why I'd make a pretty dull Jumper. I'd want to give everyone a happy ending in the least violent way possible, fun be damned.
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>>47201131
There are plenty of immortal humanoid waifus in chain, mostly demons but what jumper hasn't fucked at least one demon?
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>>47201053
Eh, as far as I'm concerned, after a while age stops being a thing and I just follow the cues of whatever body and age I'm stuck in. It actually helps keep whatever sanity I have left.
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>>47201053
Gaia really is best Waifu.
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>>47201188
I did say 'human'.
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>>47201188
I am a demon, and I've fucked myself.
I can't prove you wrong.

>>47201135
Again, back to the starter pokewaifu.
The fact that she's/they're a Doublade, and gets both weapon upgrades and companion imports helps even things out. We share enough, soul included, that powerlevel difference doesn't change much.

>>47201131
Yes, and?
That's really a quandary I'd rather avoid, than actually deal with. Do what you want, 'cuz a Jumper is free. You. Are. A Jumper!
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>>47201236
Yep. Cute, great personality, awesome powers, and unless you take the most dangerous drawbacks there's no practically no risk involved in the scenario that grants her as a companion. Stick with the canon level of danger and a stone axe is all you need to defeat anything in your way. It's not hard.
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>>47201188
Those that like to keep their soul and not possibly have to deal with demonic deals.
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>>47201225
Same, I'd rather not hold myself completely apart from everyone I associate with and become aloof.
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Question regarding the servant supplement: If I took Information Erasure as an EX rank skill would it be safe to say all records of my existence become erased when I'm out of combat. Things like incidental traces such as fingerprints being erased or a plane manifest having 300 passengers getting changed to 299 to hide my tracks.
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>>47201338
Seconded. Although my Information Erasure skill is at A+
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>>47201338
Not ragging on you, but I seriously wish people could stop taking EX so fucking lightly.

At that level, what you say goes, and Gaia, Reality, can't say shit. End of story.
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>>47201322
>becoming aloof when you can be a lovable and personable mentor figure through the ages
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>>47201406
Anon don't you know lovable mentors usually die a violent death.
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>>47201437
The best ones fake it, to teach their students a valuable lesson.
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>>47201299
>EVO
>practically no risk
>laughingqueenbee.jpg
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>>47201437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQTsaDKxmvA
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>>47201480
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was talking to casuals.
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>>47201398
It's a valid question. For the purposes of jumpchain servants' EX has a definite cap, and EX NPs' output was capped at something around a nuke's output IIRC.

Also Gaia has Arcuied, who when not jobbing is theoretically an order of magnitude stronger than any Servant. Also Primate Murder. Also she used to have the Divine Spirits. The DAAs are also at least Servant-tier on average. And well-there's the whole Grand Reality Marble thing.
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>>47201520
Hey, I'm not worried about her wussy husband. She's a legitimate royal pain, though.
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So, /jc/, what's the title of your theme song?
Mine is, Bound in Freedom.
The Chain pulls me forward.
To hold no kingdom.
My empire is my sword.
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>>47201574
EX's thing was NEVER about the damage output, but the bullshit that they brought when unleashed.

Ea - Squeezes air into a Space-Time anomaly that warps and rips apart the world around it to return it to the state it was in at the beginning of creation.

Avalon - Transports one to the Land of the Fae as a defensive measure.

Ionioi Hetairoi - It's a Reality Marble that is shared by Rider's Army, many of whom are Heroic Spirits in their own right. Reality Marbles are unique to every being, and yet they all share one with their King.
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>>47201854
And yet somehow the A++ Excalibur can blast through Ea. Never understood that.
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>>47202018
Seibah is bullshit, what else is new?
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>>47201746
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwseJ9eU7kg
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Rolled 7 (1d8)

>>47200863
>petty

I don't think Dr. Light would program me that way.

Anyway!

--World 11: Deus Ex: Human Revolution--

- DESIGNATION: Drop-In - "Here goes!"
- STAGE SELECT: Hengsha - "Wow. Impressive, but sad."
- UPGRADES:
- My Pockets Are Augmented - "Carrying capacity increased by 200%!"
- Pilot - "Now I can fially fly that Messerschmitt!"
- Ghost - "Looks like they just don't know what to do about me!"
- A Next Step - "Well, I'm already all-machine!"
- GET EQUIPPED:
- Infolink Telecommunications Package - "Read you loud and clear!"
- Wayfinder Radar System - "Detecting hostiles! I'd better get out of here!"
- Sunglasses - "Just like Big Bro Blues!"
- Give Me Deus Ex - "I DID ask for this!"
- ALERT ALERT ALERT:
- I Wear My Sunglasses At Night - "Hey, if it works for Big Bro!"
- NEXT STOP

"So, Dr. Jay, how come some folks were scared of me when I stopped that runaway bus?"

"They're used to humans with cybernetic upgrades, not thinking machines, Folke."

"Really? Huh. You'd think somebody would've built full robots sooner."

"You know how it is, there's always the fear that some robot will interpret the Three Laws as a directive to 'protect' humanity by taking away its free will.

"You'd think they'd be more trusting than that."

"When you die as easily as they do, Folke, it's hard to trust ANYTHING."

"I guess."

>1. Room Man
>2. Potter Man
>3. Energon Man
>4. Sparkle Man
>5. Chroma Man
>6. Cave Man
>7. Neighbor Man
>8. Marvel Man
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>>47201746
Gravitas Laete.
I envision it as a Symphonic Industrial K-Pop Dubstep J-Pop Doom Metal instrumental jam session. It's representative of my tendency for dark/evil powers and gloomy demeanour around random people while actually being a totally cool upbeat guy around acquaintances/potential friends and, you know, my friends plus my actual regard of long-term consequences even if I'll dodge them for centuries/millenniums. It's instrumental because I'm a fucking telepath I don't need to talk. It's called Gravitas Laete instead of something like Umbrarum In Lucem because I have a lot of gravity powers and outer space is dark so you know it fits and fuck you if you think otherwise I spent like ten minutes on this it makes perfect sense.
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>>47201053
> Waifued Gaia in EVO Search For Eden
You. I like you.
Mostly cause I did the same thing.
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>>47202018
>What is Maximum output?
>Gilgames being stuck on his women and mongrels thing doesn't take Seiba seriously
>Gilgamesh puts in 100 mana into EA, Seiba puts 300 mana into Excalibur.
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>>47201746
Cogwheel Beat.

It'd probably have a nice folk metal sound to it - if it weren't 8-bit.
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>>47202226
It's hard not to, I mean, the whole premise of the game is:

>Sun decides his daughter Gaia needs a husbando.
>Gaia notices you swimming around after you beat the first era, takes a liking to you and notices that something is interfering with evolution.
>Gives you advice and hints as you progress through the eras.
>Becomes your eternal waifu in paradise at the end as you two become the parents of the dominant species of Earth.

I mean, it's already the plot that she's your destined waifu, there's a lot of good reasons to accept that offer (though obviously there are valid reasons to deny it.)
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How survivable is Tenchi: SOL early on?
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>>47202405
Well...it's a slice of life.

Slightly more surviveable than IRL, I guess.
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>>47202405
Very. Slice of life episodes of Tenchi were more about wacky shenanigans with space girls in a more or less normal japanese setting. Hotspring episodes, meandering conversations that go nowhere, y'know, the whole bit.
Most you'll likely see are Washu experiments gone wrong and the occasional baddie landing in from space, who invariably get their shit kicked in before the day is up.

So basically just look out the window when you get up each morning and if the sky is black or there's a kaiju shaped like a stuffed rabbit running around outside, maybe stay in that day.
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>>47202162
I get it, Bound in Freedom is kind of a weaboo folk metal thing, on the count of starting early as a Ninetales married to a Doublade. I'm still working on lyrics to non-literally represent my themes of flame, song, deception, contradictions, and instinctive cunning. And larceny. And family. That last one is important. The "my empire is my sword," bit is referencing that my wife and kids are cutting our path forward beside me.
I need to work in something about Eternity in Decades.
I'm enjoying this too much.

>>47202297
I LIKE IT!
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>>47202592
>Your family when HP jump.
http://youtu.be/4h3ewZxrqU4
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--World 12: Generic Childrens' Television--

- STAGE SELECT: The Land of Make-Believe - "This place looks nice!"
- DESIGNATION: Edutainment - "Being a science project of sorts myself, I can do something with this!"
- UPGRADES:
- Learning Is Fun! - "If it weren't, I wouldn't exist right now!"
- GRAPHic Violence - "Haha, I get it!"
- MODEL Behavior - "Pffft."
- Jumper Nye the Science Anon - "And that, class, is how a volcano works!"
- GET EQUIPPED:
- Motherly Scientist - "Hello, Folke. This Dr. Jay character... she's very busy, isn't she? From what you tell me, Dr. Light is a wonderful person, despite everything he's had to endure. No wonder he was able to make someone like you and your siblings. It just wouldn't do for you to be alone on this journey, now would it?"
- Lab Coat - "Just like dad..."
- Scientific Necromancy - "I wonder what Mr. Tesla would have to say?"
- Unlimited Candy - "I still don't know if I can eat this."
- Comfy Chair - "Ahh, that's better."
- Book of Fairytales - "I always did like stories. Heheh."
- NEXT STOP

"So, he's in Sleep Mode?"

"Safe and sound."

"You know he's a machine, right? And over 100 years old at that?"

"That may be - but he's still just a boy, same as the children he was teaching. It would do him well to have some sense of normalcy. He... he misses his father and siblings so much, but he never lets it break his stride. And despite everything you've kept secret, he trusts you. It might help if you showed a little more concern."

"While this dynamic the two of you have formed is sickeningly cute, we've got to get a move on."

Need a new world for Slot 7!
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>>47202892
Stargate.
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>>47201746
Random things from the disgaea ost all of them. i will occasionally spend 2 or 3 weeks singing fuka's theme in various voices constantly.
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>>47202892
Farscape
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>>47202933
Reminds me of how I've had the ZHP theme song stuck in my head for years at this point. You know, the main dungeon one where the singer and tone changes depending on the body parts you have equipped?
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Rolled 7 (1d8)

>>47202916
>1. Room Man
>2. Potter Man
>3. Energon Man
>4. Sparkle Man
>5. Chroma Man
>6. Cave Man
>7. Gate Man
>8. Marvel Man

>>47202950
Stashed for the next roll!
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>>47202998
Hell yeah, motherfucker.
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>>47202967
Why isn't that a jump?
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>>47203113
I always wanted to make it if I ever had the time.
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Would Plant Manipulation be within the scope of PS238's Misc. Meta or is it too broad?
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>>47203239
depends what kind of manipulation
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>>47199145
well at least one of us is having a good day

it's me, in case you were wondering
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>>47203266
Poison Ivy type stuff: communication, ordering them to execute certain tasks, ease at genetically manipulating / hybridizing them.
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>>47200863
I mean, I did hook up with her a couple times, and knocked her up. Whoops! but it wasn't because I really really wanted to bang her at the start of the jump, it just happened naturally. Because hey, we were all adults, even if some of us were adultier adults than the others.
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Rolled 5 (1d8)

--World 13: Stargate SG-1--

- STAGE SELECT: P3X-888 - "Where am I?"
- DESIGNATION: Drop-In - "Must've been a teleportation error."
- UPGRADES:
- Round Telephone - "So THAT'S what that button does!"
- Unleash the Snark - "I've heard of grinding your gears, but this is ridiculous! Hehe."
- Theoretical Astrophysicist - "Just like Galazy Man!"
- Remember The Time You Blew Up A Sun? - "I think I'd remember doing something like that, Dr. Jay."
- Xenoarchaeologist - "So THAT'S how Ra Moon worked!"
- GET EQUIPPED:
- Portable Lab - "For science on the go!"
- ALERT ALERT ALERT:
- Jack's Closet - "Okay, DEFINITELY a teleporter error."
- NEXT STOP

"...so a robot falls out of your closet and you don't question it at all? You must've seen a lot."

>1. Room Man
>2. Potter Man
>3. Energon Man
>4. Sparkle Man
>5. Chroma Man
>6. Cave Man
>7. Scape Man
>8. Marvel Man
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>>47203294
expect a bit less fine control and power than poison ivy since the benchmark is Spiderman/static shock villain but the powers themselves are all right maybe not that last one though
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>>47203361
Recommending Sonic the Hedgehog for a jump! Folke has got to go fast, after all.
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>>47203365
Bancho, I was thinking of the half hour limit on precog immunity and how against precogs that was all but useless for anything except pure battle precogs. So, I've decided to squeeze it down to 30 seconds, and wanted to know if I could increase the types blocked to cover psychic and magic attempts, rather than just one?
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>>47203421
>yfw you remember he's from the Archieverse
>yfw no Archieverse Sanic
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>>47202388
Yeah, I know, I watched some lets-plays of it.
It's mostly because EVO was pretty early in my chain, and the Gaia companion was a immense help in adjusting my jumper to stuff like immortality, the weights of our actions and stuff like that.
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>>47203763
What are you talking about?
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Rolled 7 (1d8)

--World 14: Chroma Squad--

- STAGE SELECT: Unnamed City - "Huh?"
- DESIGNATION: Night Driver - "I'm really just like Blues now, huh!"
- UPGRADES:
- Teamwork! - "We make a great team!"
- Belt - "HENSHIN! That's how I say it, right?"
- Licensed Driver - "Vroom!"
- DRIVER KIIICK! - "WEAPON GET: D. KICK"
- Augmented Spandex - "Neat!"
- Healing Gimmick - "Gotta keep this suit in working order!"
- GET EQUIPPED:
- Motorbike - "This is a pretty sweet ride!"
- Cash - "I guess I could invest?"
- Curry Rice - "Hey, Dr. Keyes? You want some? I don't really eat, so..."
- NEXT STOP

"Those stuntman guys were pretty cool!"

"I'm glad you made some friends, Folke."

"I'll say! Everyone was expecting I'd be some kind of downer to talk to, though. I don't get why. Also, have you seen Dr. Jay?"

"I'm afraid not."

"Awww. I wanted to show her my cool new bike!"

>1. Room Man
>2. Potter Man
>3. Energon Man
>4. Sparkle Man
>5. Sonic Man
>6. Cave Man
>7. Scape Man
>8. Marvel Man
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Anyone else feel that Gaia and a Jumper together sounds like something from mythology?
And why I get the feeling that tragedy will happen?
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>>47203365
Speaking of Misc. Meta, I'm about to do PS238 and I was wondering if Pheromones would be allowed for MM.
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8-Bit Theater:

25 years old
Black Mage 100
Onrac
Player Character
Power Gamer 300
The Rite of Stat Swap 700
Black Magics
Token Evil Teammate 800
Non Euclidean Geometry 1000
You...Blocked? 1600
Socially Inept Morally Bankrupt Violent Little Man 1500
Genre Blind 1300
So Close, Yet So Far 1000

Player Character is a great perk. Would have been neat if you could have bought a version that keeps working setting by setting. Love me some plot hooks.

Power Gamer is getting the most out of your powers which I guess justifies extra fanwanking.

The Rite of Stat Swap is really really powerful. You can move Int, Dex, Str, Con, Cha and Wis from one to another which is downright silly when think how much of those things I've got. Figure Str and Dex are the big ones to sap from when you need more of the other. Or move Str to Cha to simulate drunkenness.

Black Magics is free and you might as well.

Token Evil Teammate is pretty fun for hanging out with protagonists while still doing what you want.

None Euclidean Geometry is because I want to make my glowy yellow eyes... more so.

You... Blocked lets you block whatever you see coming and I'm all about seeing stuff coming.

Drawbacks are where things get funny. Entirely evil, think I'm in a Spanish Soap Opera and never get any long term gains out of anything. Basically a Spanish Soap Opera villain then with black magic who doesn't get anything out of anything. Not going to be productive, will probably be frustrating, might be fun.
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>>47203365
Could i create live trout? Only 100 at a time that vanish after 3 minutes to prevent ridiculousness.
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>>47204000
Probably because a Jumper has the potential to be even more of an horrible parent than Ouranos was.
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>>47204000
Yep.

And because it didn't really end well for Gaia and Luna in Exalted. Granted, who the "jumper" was in that relationship is very up for debate.
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>>47203947
Okay, I said I wanted some sort of always active precog immunity from Misc. Meta. Bancho established a half hour limit and that it would only resist psychic future sight.

But, that's pretty much useless, since that means that either I can block for a half hour or get a half hour blocked in either direction. Neither of which mean jackshit to someone who can figure out what I'm doing the day before. But it would be useful against someone who could know my next three moves.

So I'm checking if lowering the duration ups the utility, and if so, how?
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>>47204000
Because Greek names.

That said, EVO is a much more optimistic thing. Nothing bad should happen.
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What is the LoT, and what jump is it in?

Just facts please, I've seen all the opinions.
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>>47204096
The Light of Terra.
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>>47204096
The Light of Terra is a ship. The jump(s) it is from is The Light of Terra.
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>>47204107
>>47204119
Found it, thanks!
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>>47204096
The Light of Terra is a Gloriana-class ship of the Imperium, found in the series of jumps named after it. Unlike many jumps, all the Light of Terra jumps take place in the same universe, sequentially. The ultimate reward for surviving the jumps is an incredibly powerful starship.
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>>47204096
The Light of Terra is from the jump Light of Terra. It's a big spaceship that you get to fix with help from your new friends.

Legends of Tomorrow is a poorly written scifi TV Show set in the Arrowverse about how having too many characters really slows their development and progress and also time travel has bullshit rules.
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>>47204138
What lesson do we learn here, kids?

Fuck time travel.
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>>47204138
>Legends of Tomorrow is a poorly written scifi TV Show set in the Arrowverse about how having too many characters really slows their development and progress and also time travel has bullshit rules.
Says you, I could watch Fire and Ice all day long. Their chemistry is great.
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>>47204154
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
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>>47204038
Spoiler. That maybe true but depending on the jumper in question they could be a better parent than Ouranos as well right? Ok who am I kidding. Jumpers are the worst people to have as a parent.
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>>47204202
>spoilers

Okay, what the hell spawned this meme of "All Jumpers are horrible people forever"?

We aren't all Tera you know.
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>>47204137
>>47204138
That IS a big ship. Like, holy crap, if it were grounded the ends would disappear over the horizon big.
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>>47204159
All the characters are great, they're just all slowing each other down, pacing-wise.

>>47204202
Can confirm. Missed my daughter's 17th birthday to lead an army of man-eating rat monsters through Avernum.
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>>47204244
I think it happened because of all the feats, how powerful jumpers are and how petty some jumpers are that this came to be. I don't know who started it but it seems to be an observation more than anything.
Evidence A -> >>47204258
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>>47200307
What would actually happen is all the precogs would go DAFUQ as Saitama's arrival in the 40k universe causes Possibility to take a sharp left turn off a cliff, since Saitama's narrative is "a simple man who wanted to be a superhero dealing with the slow realisation that he is literally invincible" and 40K's narrative is "and then things got worse because fuck you, that's why (but never in a way that would prevent us from selling you more accessories/books/expansions/miniatures/whatever)".

Saitama wouldn't be able to walk down the street without tripping over a half-dozen different factions all simultaneously vying to make him theirs while preventing the others from doing the same in clusterfuck of colossal proportion.

Because in the grim darkness of the far future, there is only a bald man trying to find his favorite grocery store in the Hiveworld.
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>>47204003
you mean like Wolverine's rat bastard of a son? That seems all right if I'm remembering his power level correctly.
>>47204033
depends where you are creating them, as long as you're not creating them so high they will land on your opponent at terminal velocity or inside animate objects you are golden.
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>>47203981
--World 15: Farscape--

- STAGE SELECT: Moya - "Where's this place?"
- DESIGNATION: Drop-In - "As usual!"
- UPGRADES:
- Empath - "I may be made of metal, but I feel just like you!"
- That's A... - "Ooh, ooh, I know!"
- Theoretical Scientist - "Wow, I've got a lot of data now!"
- Dog Fighter - "Nyoooom!"
- GET EQUIPPED:
- Diagnostic Repair Drone - "Welcome to the family, Andante!"
- NEXT STOP

"Hey, Dr. Jay?"

"What is it?"

"How do I keep ending up in space?"

"Don't ask me."

Welp. We need another one to fill Slot 7.
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>>47204302
Ravenloft
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>>47204302
smite.
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>>47204302
Homestuck, clearly.
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Who took Alucard's Embrace in Hellsing? How did he react to you and your abilities?
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>>47201746
Explosive Science

No lyrics, just sounds like something out of the Portal 2 soundtrack.
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>>47204202
>Moms, where are we?
>Nechronica...
>Why are we in a highschool again?
>Because I need to help as many of these girls escape as possible...
And that's why I have twenty seven daughters.
Jump-chan have mercy on my soul.
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Rolled 6 (1d8)

>>47204313
>>47204322
>>47204336

Smite and Homestuck (or did you mean SBURB?) stashed for later!

>1. Room Man
>2. Potter Man
>3. Energon Man
>4. Sparkle Man
>5. Sonic Man
>6. Cave Man
>7. Raven Man
>8. Marvel Man
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>>47204258
>Missed my daughter's 17th birthday
How many in a row?
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>>47204402
Yep, meant SBURB, since the Homestuck jump is sorta dead.
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>>47204346
Very good! Now design a Stand for it.
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>>47204422
17 and 18. It was an amnesia drawback gone awry, but my companions eventually found me and tried getting through to me. It partially worked once they demonstrated alt-forms and similar powers in some areas. And then they were like "And these are your kids" and I got to attend the rest.

Still had a race of sapient rodent people to take care of, though. Eventually the solution became just to practice regular ritual purification and feed on demons.
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>>47204382
You...
You're ok...
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>>47204489
I meant how many 17th birthdays.
Yay jump parents.
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>>47204382
Bless you.
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Would it be reasonable to have a set of divine tier equipment from Overlord give me an effect similar to the Alexandria Package Manton Effect enforcement?
Or is that just too powerful?
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>>47204287
It's becoming annoying. It's constantly shitting on yourself and everyone else for no basis.
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>>47204516
Toby wasn't even a year old between his first and second jump, and was 50 by the end of his third. He was old enough to just not care about birthdays after that. Though we did throw him a century and millenia party.

Connie was never imported, just given biological immortality, optimal human health, and disease immunity on-top of her several genetic powers and item based powers. So, she just got one of each birthday. And then we sealed her into a magitech stasis unit and dropped her into the new universe we made in Sburb before continuing on. She's marked as a "Child of the Gods". Because she deserves a stable life somewhere out there and was an adult.
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>>47204341
I did. Also you know how it says if you're a guy you can get Girlycard? Lots of embarrassment let me tell you.
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>>47204662
Not really what it's supposed to do, I think? It's supposed to just be really high quality RPG gear, as far as I know.
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>>47204244
There's a lot of people in these threads who talk about casually murder and/or cannibalism for power, or who want to straight-up torture and kill characters they don't like, or all sorts of horrible shit. While not everyone is like that, it's easy to get a general impression that the average Jumper is a psychotic monster who leaves nothing but graveyards in their wake.
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>>47204702
Embarassment, you say?
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Rolled 1 (1d8)

>>47204402
--World 16: Cave Story--

- STAGE SELECT: Egg Corridor - "Woah, NOT touching the floor here!"
- DESIGNATION: Armed Scout Robot - "Now I can eat all that candy!"
- UPGRADES:
- Moonsong - "Nice tunes!"
- Moonjump - "Wheee!"
- Built to Last - "When ya gotta jump, ya gotta jump!"
- Run and Gun - "Pew pew pew!"
- Puppyhat - "Aww, that's cute!"
- Soldier From the Surface - "DANANANA, SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT!"
- Back-To-Back - "Heya! The name's Sharp! Nice ta meetcha, Folke!"
.................................
- Sharp
- Soldier From the Surface - "I was built ready!"
- Puppyhat - "Pretty cool, huh?"
- Moonjump - "Wheee!"
- Run and Gun - "Bang! Hehehehe!"
- Built to Last - "You're just like me, aren'cha, Folke?"
.................................
- GET EQUIPPED:
- Energy Weapons System - "Woah! I can level up my Buster now, too?"
- Tow Rope - "Gotta keep this handy!"
- Polar Star - "WEAPON GET: P. STAR"
- Whimsical Star - "Ooh, a little shield of stars!"
- NEXT STOP
- WEAPON GET: SPUR

"Hey, Sharp?"

"Yeah?"

"Do you know what's going on in this cave? I've got some kinda glitch in my cooling systems. Not overheating, but temperature's definitely above normal."

"I don't think the problem's with your systems!"

"Well, what is it, then?"

"That Ceratanium stuff must really be dense, huh?"

"W-what's that got to do with it?"

>1. Room Man
>2. Potter Man
>3. Energon Man
>4. Sparkle Man
>5. Sonic Man
>6. SBURB Man
>7. Raven Man
>8. Marvel Man
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>>47204730
Why are you always teasing me, sire, why?
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>>47204669
I'm neither of them, but the Jumping format is terrible for a kid's growth. I mean, moving cities when you're a kid is one thing, jumping realities entirely is another.

Plus, with how active Jumpers are expected to be, actual parenting is a tad inconvenient.

Then there's stuff like education... I mean, it's not like you need to send them to school instead of homeschooling, but social interaction is important.

Bottom line is, it's best to save it for a jump with a longer timespan, and of those the ones with indefinite stays tend to be spent powerlevelling your Dragon/Kitsune self or being god king.

Then again, the topic switched to "Jumpers are bad" after the first post, so maybe you should disregard this.
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>>47204730
Why does she have no nose

>>47204744
>"That Ceratanium stuff must really be dense, huh?"

PFFFFFFFF- A gold star to you, sir.
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>>47204728
Especially if you go by the idea that "with great powers come great responsibilities", then even the average lolsorandom Jumper looks incredibly callous.
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>>47204703
Fair enough
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>>47204757
Why indeed. For fun? For sport? maybe it was just a whim. Maybe. But that doesn't sound like me. Perhaps after years spent with humans, you've finally rubbed off on me. I might be developing a sense of whimsy.

>>47204783
Excuse me, but I'm a fuck mothering vampire. I killed a lot of people to get that title and deserve to look like whatever the hell I want. Nose or no nose
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>>47204669
On the one hand, LOLGRIMDARK isn't my cup of tea.

On the other hand, you honestly saying there's no valid basis for someone constantly escaping reality solely for the entertainment of an unknown benefactor who forsakes most relationships lasting more than 10 years for the company of 8 arbitrarily, handpicked companions who can be stowed away in a void where time and space have no meaning in between journeys being a little fucked in the head?
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>>47199879
Where did you get this clip of me?
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>>47194891
Pull out the folding Chair from skullgirls, and sit like this:
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>>47204744
I nominate One Piece as the next to be added to the list. I'm curious to see how that will end up going, and gives you an excuse to pick up some more companions if you want.
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>>47204896
I always hate it when people sit like that.
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>>47204860
YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE KIRBY WHEN YOU'RE NOSELESS.
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>>47204919
That may very well be the point.
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Knowing how orks reproduce in 40K what would happen if I released some spores in a universe I don't like?
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>>47204955
You ruin everything forever and create more orks.

Nobody deserves more orks.
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>>47204977
Squirrel and Hedgehog?
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>>47204955
You've pretty much either doomed the universe into and Ork WAAGH which will come back to you eventually especially if an Ork Warboss joins all the orks together or you've made the world more bleaker.
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>>47204860
>Ancient crazy vampire shoggoth
>Technically my vampiric 'mother'.
>Won't stop teasing me about things.
>Tells me I rubbed off on her.
THIS IS GOING IN EXACTLY THE WRONG DIRECTION
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>>47203304

What did you name the kid?
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>>47204977
Orks do.
Orks want the galaxy to be the biggest fight.
>In the grim darkness of the far future, there can be only war
Huh, guess they got it...
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>>47204955
>>47204977
>>47205004
What happens if you unleash a WAAGH directly into Commorragh?
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>>47205031
Orks might want to fight a Jumper considering how big of a fight they would give them.
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>>47205038
Good things.
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>>47205038
>all of the slaves get caught in the crossfire between Orks and Deldar.
>literally everyone ever dies.
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>>47205038
Slaanesh orks? Corrupted Insane Orc? I don't know all I know is that Commorragh will be lost in the warp now.
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>>47204881
You sure are projecting a lot.
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>>47204977
I am going to create an ork spore bomb that I can use on any planet I don't like, without the warp they can't get their spacecraft to do anything other than explode anyway.
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>>47205030
I wanted to continue in the fine tradition of naming him after random people resulting in a terrible name, as such, I named him Percival Bilius Granger.

She just called him Ed when she wasn't throwing stuff at me in a rage.
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>>47205061
Seems like an improvement.
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>>47205110
> Percival Bilius Granger.
>She just called him Ed when she wasn't throwing stuff at me in a rage.
I would too if I was named that.
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>>47204702
>>47204730
Embarrassment will be the least of my worries with the harem perk I picked up.

>>47204860
This is going to be my Jump. I can see it now.
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>>47205123
In my defense, I never pretended to have good taste in names.

Also in my defense, I did stick around even though I could have vamoosed off to the US or somewhere.
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>>47205159
Also, at least I caused Potter to realize that, hey, naming your kid after random people is probably not the best thing to do. So I preemptively rescued poor Albus Severus from having a shitty name.

The defense rests.
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>>47205139
Anybody with a lot of harem perks is going to have a tough time in Hellsing, scary eldritch waifu whether you want her or not.

Probably several, there are many scary eldritch women that will force themselves into your little group if you took enough harem perks.

Run.
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>>47205092
I'm describing the basic premise of jumpchain. I'm saying it's not easy to develop and maintain healthy relationships with that format.

If you have an actual rebuttal to that, I'd be genuinely interested in hearing your rebuttal.
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>>47205211
>I'm saying it's not easy to develop and maintain healthy relationships with that format.
You need to take the right perks. They're the answer to every problem!
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>>47205209
I only have the one. Thankfully I ditched the Harem Drawback I kept from Asura Cryin. I shudder to think what that would have led to. The Major as an unwanted husbando. Uugh.

I wonder if I can nullify the Harem perk for one Jump... if only to keep things from going a little too Master/Slave between Girlycard and myself.
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>>47204760
>Not having hivemind copies of yourself to simultaneously parent and go on adventures.
>Not giving child latent protective measures so they can adventure with you when they're in that exploring the world phase.
>Not raising them on city-sized locations that follow you like the LoT, Tower, etc. so when you jump they don't get displaced.
>Not raising them in accelerated time fields.
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>>47204301
>you mean like Wolverine's rat bastard of a son? That seems all right if I'm remembering his power level correctly.
Awesome. Thanks.
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>>47205279
>not using hivemind you plus acting perks and shapechange perks to give your kid a solid social upbringing
>not shattering your child's worldview when they realize that their whole life was a lie
>not performing a 78th trimester abortion and trying again
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>>47205271
I think Toggle is rather necessary for Harem jumpers or the She is a Lesbian perk from Dodgeball.

Does any one have any way's to take your ridiculous harem of waifus with you on your journey?
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>>47205279
I have things to say about that, and a nice zinger about planned parenthood, but both fall flat thanks to my personal (mostly clerical, but in no small part influenced by the "where do import lot" meme) distaste of the LoT/Tower bullcrap not being a real argument.
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Rolled 6 (1d8)

>>47204901
One Piece is stashed, since Smite's already in line.

--World 17: The Room--

- STAGE SELECT: San Francisco - "Huh. Nice place!"
- DESIGNATION: Drop-In - "Here we go again!"
- UPGRADES?:
- Oh Hai Jumpchan - "A conversation starter!"
- So How's Your - "...hey, Dr. Jay? What's that?"
- I Like Watching You Guys - "Surveillance suite installed!"
- What Are These Characters Doing Here? - "That guy looks suspicious."
- GET EQUIPPED:
- Box of Chocolate - "Yummy!"
- Spoons - "What am I going to do with all of these spoons?"
- Pizza Place Number - "And a use for cash besides repairs! Nice!"
- NEXT STOP

"No, seriously, what's a-"

"I'll explain when you're older, Folke."

"My chronometer says I'm-"

"Folke, I'm serious."

>1. Smite Man
>2. Potter Man
>3. Energon Man
>4. Sparkle Man
>5. Sonic Man
>6. SBURB Man
>7. Raven Man
>8. Marvel Man
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>>47205279
>Not having hivemind copies of yourself
Any way to get those as companions?
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>>47205340
.... I feel stupid. I forgot I took Toggle. Geeze. That would have made a few Jump waaaaaay easier.
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>>47204070
>But, that's pretty much useless, since that means that either I can block for a half hour or get a half hour blocked in either direction. Neither of which mean jackshit to someone who can figure out what I'm doing the day before.

... y'know... scratches head... the only way I can see (hah) such a defence working is to be treating it as an extension of the space-time light-cone phenomena. So that when a precog "looked" at you, the possibility envelope would fuzz out for a half-hour in any direction of their interactions with you.

So they could basically look at what you'd be doing tomorrow if they didn't get "involved", but any future path that lead to their involvement with you would fuzz at the half-hour "distance" to the point of involvement. And just like a light-cone, they wouldn't be able to see to the "other side".

Example #1 (the world prevents paradox). A precog killer wants to plant a bomb in your path, so they look to see where you'll be tomorrow - and encounters a "predestination horizon" in which they can't see within a half-hour of any point where they would actually place the bomb if they could have seen it. Trying a new tack, they look ahead until they see you mark in your calendar that you'll be visiting Bob the following noon at his house; they carefully precog further, and see nothing that changes that before 11:30am - at which point the predestination horizon shows up. They also can't plant the bomb for when you will be were at your office at 10am, because there would have will been a predestination horizon there.

Example #2 (the world allows paradox). The "same" precog killer tries to see where you'll be tomorrow, and it's as if you never existed a half-hour before now, let alone when they're looking at. Preordinate wave function collapse for the win.

Note that both examples make assumptions about underlying temporal axioms that may not apply in your universe of choice. Bleargh, temporal mechanics.
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>>47205358
Excellent, SBURB should be interesting.
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>>47205248
I can't tell if you're serious or not, and if you're the same person I was replying to or not.

But if you are and you are, I think that just about sums up why I think Jumpers are susceptible to being fucked in the head.
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>>47204382

>tfw I also adopted Nechronica sisters

My nigga
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>>47200853
what be her name
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>>47205334
And now we have looped back into "Jumpers are terrible", unless you think Christof was the good guy in The Truman Show.
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>>47205467
Kiara Sessyoin. Nasuverse is weird.
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>>47205467
Kiara Sessyouin.

>>47205334
>78th trimester abortion

Leave Dio alone you damn monster...
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>>47205211
No, because

>Forsakes relationships
Not all of us.
>8
Some of us have more or less companions
>Frozen in time
Some of us have the options that let our companions have a home to roam around.
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>>47205279
Most of this.
My wife/wives are naturally hive minded, pic related and I try to make sure the girls have someone available to help, without smothering them.
I also leave the door to my warepalace/island/dimensionhouse open, to let the time in, and Aunt Hooligan is also pretty good company.
Most of my daughters are adopted from the Highschool of the Dead Drawback in Nechronica, so I did the best I could to educate them while safeguarding the town that somehow grew around the school. I think I did ok.
The others are from the Fire Emblems.
They're good girls. I just wish I could have been around more.
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>>47205334
>Fuck it, we'll have to wipe this one and restore from backup. Make sure you reset the body this time, that was one hell of a screw up.
Hilarious, in a dark existential horror way, but that just reeks of wasted time and effort.

>>47205365
Uh, I was meaning use a self-duplication perk like the one from Teen Titans plus a hivemind perk. For the purposes of education it doesn't have to have all your powers at full-strength so a 1/(2^5) power copy should be more than sufficient.
The copies can't be companions because they're just more "you".
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>>47205483
Well, if he did it so Truman wasn't being exposed to ork wauuuugh infesting Cybertron to Benny Hill music endlessly playing from an eldritch phonograph - or whatever it was you did last Jump - that puts a different spin on things.
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>>47205451
>I can't tell if you're serious or not, and if you're the same person I was replying to or not.
Not really and no.

Though there are perks to keep your human nature, childlike sense of wonder, basic decency, etc... Plus anti-corruption and memory perks. It's technically feasible to create from scratch a personality that will stay fundamentally healthy if you play it that way...
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Man, you guys are right

Jumper relationships are fucked up.Not even because of malice or psychological trauma, but necessity.
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>>47205457
Hell yeah, motherfucker.
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>>47205340
There has to be a less cheesy way to bring along your waifu's than dupeing blue feathers.
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>>47205451
So God just needed hugs apparently... I am guessing the next page didn't end so good for him.
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>>47205543
That's my point-instead of letting a relationship take its' course you're relying on an external factor to alter a relationship into a predetermined state. You are in fact implicitly acting beyond your partner's consent by taking measures to increase the likelihood of them loving you without actually doing anything to merit it.

Or to simplify-you're making a bargain with a third party extradimensional entity to maintain a relationship.
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>>47205544
Consider that they're facing very different situations in varied universes, some of them tragic, nightmarish, or soul-crushing, and their top priority through all of this is supposed to be "be entertaining!"

>>47205578
Limitations on companions are some of the rare things that come close to an hard rule in the wankfest that is Jumpchain, so they tend to stick.

>>47205615
Oh, you're talking about charisma or relationship perks. Fair enough. What I meant is you can use perks on yourself to stay human, relatable, kind - I wasn't thinking about forcing the relationship to stay healthy by cosmic fiat.
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>>47205604
Oh good heavens, no. He's facing the Saint of Killers, and in the Preacher universe when God's off his throne he's powerful but not omnipotent. So yeah, he gets shot in the head.
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>>47205544
Yup.
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>>47205615
I never took them as mind control, just personality and speech skill boosters.
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If I combine Holy Glaive with Salamandra, would this count as one weapon or two?
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>>47205646
You could just say he's God in a Garth Ennis comic.
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>>47205544
>One shithead does something weird
>WOW YOU'RE ALL HORRIBLE PIECES OF SHIT WHO CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT
I am SICK of people like you.
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>>47205409
I barely understood any of that, but example 1 sounds like an interesting power. I'd still wager it's outside of the allowed effects of Miscellaneous Meta, though.
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>>47204955
Does that universe have a Warp? Because the collective psychic amplification of their abilities depend on it to exist. They'd still be a bunch of dangerous genetically-engineered fungal monsters, of course.
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>>47205365
I used psychonaut, mental partition, parallel processing to separate VIELIA_ANSUL_RHAPLANCA into a separate person.
I just felt like she should exists.
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>>47205712
No, thankfully the Waaarg will be limited to the world they are released on.
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>>47205700
That isn't even remotely what he said.
Just that relationships get weird over multi-millennial decade long planeshifting.
Calm down.
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>>47205700
How much fun would it be to talk about a chain where everything went right?
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Is it even possible for a SBURB session to go REMOTELY okay with only two players?

Want to know for someone with only two Companions, one of whom is a pacifist.
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>>47205559
I haven't even read the manga the jump is based on. I just thought what happened sucks.
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>>47205800
So long as you have a space player and a time player you're good to go. Might be a bit rocky though. Maybe include the pacifist as one of the support classes.
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>>47205790
As much fun as it is to talk about everything being fucked up and miserable like you people push.
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>>47205800
Yes. It will be a bit harder, but it's fully possible. You could even have the pacifist Companion join in, in canon Tavros played the game without fighting his opponents because he was able to use his psychic power to communicate with monsters to diplomance his way through, instead. So some good charisma boosts could get them through alright.
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>>47205707
The tldr is that the "same" precog immunity may work differently in different universes, depending on how a given precog immunity's mechanics interact with a given precog's mechanics in each universe.

The tldr of the tldr: if there's more than one way to view/travel in time, precog versus precog immunity gets complicated.
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>>47205857
It's not a manga, it's a ttrpg
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>>47197657
Yeah, If I'm giving CP for it, I'll buy it as many times as i want/can afford to.

Makes it really great for 'free for all' purchases. In spongebob I bought like 60,000 glasses of water and 30,000 spatulas. That and some smart architectural work was how I built my house.
>>47198915
40k space elves are best elves.
TES has good elves in the cultural aspect, the races are pretty balanced combat wise.
>>47200863
I slept with hermione because i know the actress would shit herself at my male privilege.

And when did I realise i was petty? 60 or so jumps in, and I still haven't realized.

That's the joy.
>>47201746
ASMR tapping and crinkling. A theme song you can feel.
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>>47205800
Theoretically, yes, as long as you have powers from outside to make up for being understaffed, and have a Space/Time split between you two. The only two-player game that almost got started had both of them assigned Master Classes to make up for it through, so it's probably not going to be too easy.

Through the jump does give you a free full team of players, and you're not /required/ to take them along afterwards.
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>>47205678
>>47205645
I know, I didn't either. It doesn't really matter what they actually are, my point was more the disparity in choice between you and your partner.

You can choose to take waifu perks.

Your waifu can't choose to take you works.

That's what I mean.

Oh, and-

>be entertaining

Yeah.

Bold words to tell someone with magical powers.

>>47205862
You know the funny thing is, I never said it would be ALL bad, or ALL good for that matter.

I think-it's just like real life. Choices have consequences. Oh, I'm sure there's still wonderful times you can have with your partner. Memories you'll treasure forever. Moments when you hold each other on another world wonderful beyond imagination.

But just like IRL, choices have consequences. And here's what I think is the fundamental factor here:

You can choose.

They can't.
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>>47205857
It's actually p&p game.
I've played it. Shit's depressing.
I plan on using the warehouse to get another ten years there when I'm higher powered. Actually get my town into a sustainable culture that can fight off Necro-dick.
I'd do it myself, but if they do it, they'll be better people for it. Stronger, and if I do it right, kinder to their Sisters.
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>>47205966
*can't choose to take you perks
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>>47205966
I think you're making MASSIVE assumptions about how some of us play this game.
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>>47205966
>Hurr you can't have a relationship with someone unless you're exactly equal in skills and knowledge and wealth and power!
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>>47205906
Huh, I always assumed free stuff can't be taken multiple times. But a house made from glasses of water and spatulas sounds too funny to protest.
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>>47206009
>>47206027

I couldn't give a rat's ass how you faggots play the game.

I'm simply speculating on an actual person experiencing jumpchain, their response to what's expected of them during it and how they'd cope with it.

And if you had better reading comprehension, you'd notice I said it wasn't impossible to have healthy relationships in these circumstances. Just more difficult to maintain.
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>>47206073
You're whining about people not making miserable chains and how we're all 'taking advantage' of people.
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>>47206030
One-size-fits-all, everclean formal wear is free to princesses in Disney Princess. I now have an aircraft carrier loaded with every permutation of formal wear we could think of. So very cash.
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>>47205544
Unless if your other half is very....malicious on their own eh?

Mind you everyone talks about how jumpers cannot relate and bleh.

But my companion is a fucking monster (A bit literally at times) and its rather simple, love is an insanity anon, it makes you look beyond the bad traits of someone and ignore them (or know they are there and not care).

Yeah a relationship with a jumper can be complicated (Especially as the jumper will always hold a measure of dominance-control in a relationship (As you change dimensions the Warehouse, add ons and maybe certain realms are the few things which follow and remain stable....the Jumper controls them for the most part).

What I am trying to say is that yes, I can see what you mean with your words.
But its also possible to find love, happiness and such, you get new worlds to explore and stay for a good whille there.

That is fine you know?

Life is complicated yet holds so much beauty, one only needs to look around and they might just see something wondrous or see what needs to be changed.

In the end this is my resolve, to love those who I love and to hate those who I hate, to live one day carefree and enjoy simply existing under this blue sky.
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>>47201053
Same here. I treat her nice, get her superstronk as hell and she's equipped with some amazing perks from the get go.like her anti-despair/insanity/depression capstone perk that not only affects her but others around her as well, helpful as fuck in worm.
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>>47206088
And you're putting words in my mouth because you think you'll actually achieve something from i.

I don't care whether you play a jolly or miserable chain; there's plenty of both kinds I've enjoyed reading about. I have not accused anyone here of "taking advantage" (wrong type of quotation marks there family) apart from Hypothetical McNonexistant Jumperson I've been speculating on.

Get this through your skull: You want your happy ending with your fluffy, cuddly waifu? Keep it. I don't care if that's how you wanna roll.

I'm just having fun thinking about how someone might respond to the conditions of the chain. And it's not my problem if you're too insecure to do anything but misinterpret this as imploring you to agree with me and change your chain to appease me.

>>47206135
Hell yeah.

I can agree with this. Find the right person and half the problems just aren't there.
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In the Killing Floor jump, why doesn't the Support class have any perks? Unless I'm just blind.
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>>47206195
Of course anon, you're just 'speculating', that's why you made this >>47205966 accusatory assumption.
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>>47206231
>reads jump
>Support gets no perks
Ruh roh.
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>>47206231
I didn't even notice.
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>>47206231
>>47206284
>>47206301
'cos no one plays support
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>>47206254
Kind of you to point out a lot of speculation and no accusation. Oh, and-

>You know the funny thing is, I never said it would be ALL bad, or ALL good for that matter.
>I think-it's just like real life. Choices have consequences. Oh, I'm sure there's still wonderful times you can have with your partner. Memories you'll treasure forever. Moments when you hold each other on another world wonderful beyond imagination.
>But just like IRL, choices have consequences. And here's what I think is the fundamental factor here:
>You can choose.
>They can't.

I said "issue". I never said "inevitability".

Read nigga read.

Or keep that victim complex and spend the rest of your life humiliated some starnger on the internet dared trespass on your power fantasy.
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--World 18: SBURB--

- DESIGNATION: Drop-In - "Ooh, neat game!"
- STAGE SELECT: Countryside Farmhouse - "Wow, pretty low-tech."
- STAGE SELECT 2: Derse - "H-huh?"
- ROLE: Knight of Space - "I'm not sure what this does."
- UPGRADES:
- Heir Conditioning - "Things are neat, ya know?"
- Man Grit - "SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT!"
- Heir Transparent - "Oof! Ooh, neat!"
- Dream Jumper - "Sleep mode enga...zzzzzz"
- Robotics - "Gotta keep myself in working order!"
- Soundtrack/Theme Song - "Ooh, new instruments!"
- GET EQUIPPED:
- Sylladex, Fetch Modus, and Strife Specibus - "Inventory get!"
- Alchemy Machines - "What are these FOR?"
- Symbol Shirt - "A green gear where the inside looks like a star? Neat!"
- Collection of Really Terrible Movies - "Wow, these ARE bad."
- Colonel Sassacre's Daunting Text of Magical Frivolity and Practical Japery - "A big jokebook, huh?"
- A Tablet with Homestuck on it. - "I can't really wrap my head around all this..."
- Multiplayer - "You're in, Sharp! Dr. Keyes, are you sure you don't want in, too?"
..............................................
-Sharp
- Drop-In - "We're in this together!"
- Heir of Time - "Wha?"
- Heir Conditioning - "Well okay then!"
- A Taste For Adventure - "I'll need it to keep up with you!"

-Dr. Cheryl Keyes-Lalonde
- Strider/Lalonde - "How curious."
- Maid of Heart - "Come here, children. I may be no fighter, but I can at least ease your pain."
- EctoBiologist - "Surely one of us must."
- Dream Jumper - "I see many things when I sleep."
- Alchemization - "All that you will require."
..............................................
- NEXT STOP

"So what was with that red guy, Folke?"

"I want to know, too. Why would he never remove his sunglasses?"

"Reminds me of Big Bro - 'specially the way he whistles!"

"Look alive, you three. This might get interesting."

>1. Smite Man
>2. Potter Man
>3. Energon Man
>4. Sparkle Man
>5. Sonic Man
>6. Pirate Man
>7. Raven Man
>8. Marvel Man
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>>47206403
You presented the situation, and said it's an absolute, for all your denial.

>People don't like me trying to force misery on them so let me just accuse them of being a power wanker.
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>>47206450
Why're you so upset about it anyway?

If you don't like people telling you to do something, why don't you explain to us all how awesome it is to have a wonderful jumpchain relationship instead of complaining at other people for bullying you? You must realise on an intellectual level you have no power to force people to do what you say, only persuade them that they're wrong.

People can call you a dickless shitstirring faggot on and on without any consequences.
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>>47206442
>Sonic Man
GOTTA GO FAST!
Have fun with Eggman.
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>>47206442
Just a word-

between you and the cowboy who've been posting builds recently? You make me want to stick around, even despite all the shit going on between arguments and yelling.

Thank you.
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>>47206442
Did someone say Sonic Man?
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>>47206511
Heh, no problem!

>>47206496
>Eggman

Right, gotta deal with him. Any ideas? I'm going with Modern era.
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>>47206492
Because you are the one trying to force an interpretation. It's on you to have proof.
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>>47206492
>Why're you so upset about it anyway?
Third Party Shitpost Referee here. You've been throwing enough insults to be officially labeled, "mad."
You are hereby disqualified from accusations of butt hurt.
Please follow the rules, and continue to enjoy your shitposting match.
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>>47206543
>Modern Era Eggman
Hmm, well, he goes in between goofball and genuine menace. For example, he shatters the world in Unleashed, enslaves an entire alien race so he can brainwash Sonic's World, hijacks a being capable of devouring time and space, and owns the Zeti until Sonic interfered, and even THEN he came back and took the final boss place. So I'd say try to keep track of him before he can set those evil plans in motion. Oh, and remember he can somehow build an army/armada in weeks/months.
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>>47206555
Dude's got trips.
That makes it extra official.
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>>47206548
There you go again with that word, "force". I never "forced" anything and all you can do is keep accusing other people to maintain your victim complex.

All you've done is accuse the thread in general of having fun the wrong way when I was merely speculating. If you want to disagree with my speculation you should be the one posting counterpoints instead but no-all you've done is complain.

>>47206555
Duly noted, Ref. I invoke the Right of Autosage and consign myself to the grave I am in the process of digging for us both.
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>>47206634
>The thread in general
No, only you people who keep insisting all of us are miserable monsters.
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>>47204439
I tried, anon. This is my first attempt at making a Stand, but it's just for shits and giggles anyway.

Explosive Science
Destructive Power: D
Speed: A
Range: B
Durability: D
Precision: A
Development Potential: A

Basic Ability: Good Enough For Science
Explosive Science can possess and control any single mundane technological object smaller that a family car. It cannot make the object do anything beyond what it is normally capable of.
When dismissed, the object explodes in proportion to it's size. Cell phones are like snappers, motorcycles are like M80s.

Awakened: Robots FTW
Explosive Science can now transform any possessed object into an appropriately sized robot, with capabilities proportionate to the object it's made from. Cell phones would be quick, fragile things with shock attack, a motorcycle would be a tall, strong melee fighter.

Requiem:
Explosive Science's possession ability is now capable of controlling any tech smaller than a destroyer. It can now possess more esoteric things, like spaceships. The post-possession explosion is now optional.
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>>47206653
Then I'll make it simple for you, familgio:

Explain how and why you're not one.
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>>47206634
Autosage noted. Carry on.
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>>47206680
Because jumping is fun for me. Exploration, discovery, and adventure entice me. I don't wallow in my own real life issues and insecurities.
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>>47206634
I play Pot of Greed and draw 2 cards, then end my turn.
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>>47206703
See that right there?

That's litearlly all you had to say.

That's it.

Just said something like "For me jumping is fun because of the exploration, discovery and adventure", maybe explain some oustanding times you've experienced each.

That would've been your counterpoint. Because I never denied any of that isn't enticing.

I could make a very harsh comment right now about the projection in that last sentence but I'm not going to-because that's beside the point, namely that you seem to be under the impression I'm doing this out of malice for you, personally. And because I have a predetermined idea of what the right kind of fun is.

I'm not. I do not.

I speculate because I think it's amusing to imagine someone in that situation. I don't think it's the only valid point of view and I'm sure there's plenty of others out there, I was simply expanding on the thought I'd put into my own.

>>47206755
I put on my robe and wizard hat, before casting Chicken of the Infinite.
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Any news on how the League of Legends thing is playing out?
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>>47206773
Isn't it done?
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>>47206784
Yeah, after the jumpmaker was gone and came back and we're apparently waiting on some other bitch who claimed it after the jumpmaker disappeared.
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>>47206605
Thanks for the advice - looks like my best option is to just stay out of his way.

I need 2 things: a check on my math and a filler for Slot 5.

--World 19: Sonic The Hedgehog--

- ERA: Modern - "Shiny! I like it!"
- STAGE SELECT: Eggmanland - "This place gives me the creeps!"
- DESIGNATION: Robian - "So that's what we're called here?"
- UPGRADES:
- Vacuum Immunity - "SPAAAAACE!"
- Iron Density - "Looks like I was right, Folke!" "You stay out of this, Sharp!"
- Multiprocessing - "Computation efficienc is up by 50%!"
- Super Sonic Speed - "WHEEEEEEEEEE!"
- Super Sonic Reflexes - "That was close!"
- Longevity - "Built to last!"
- GET EQUIPPED:
- Power Gloves - "WEAPON GET: K. Fist"
- NEXT STOP

"Hey, Sharp, what's that?"

"Oh, this? Remember that fox kid you introduced me to?"

"Yeah."

"He actually did it, the absolute madman! Took one of those 'Tinker-Tech' things from your stash and hooked it right up to my arm, then got me some armor worked out to match! Cost me a few favors, but now I've got a suit like yours!"

"So that's where you went! You look pretty cool in it, too!"

"Having system problems again?"

"Just an optics glitch."
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>>47206772
*because I never said any of that isn't enticing.

>>47206773
No idea. Wasn't Brows and Lovecraft Anon busy with work or something? Might be they're just taking time to figure out what should be kept and what should've

>>47206791
Please don't spread misinformation. Last I heard they agreed to work on it together.
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>>47206791
Son, you seem VERY bitter.
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>>47206804
Yeah, I remember that too. It sounded pretty amicable, and given the work those two have done I'm confident they'll figure it out.

>>47206791
Maybe that's enough internet for today, hmm?
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>>47206772
My Contingency pops, allowing me to activate my Doom Blade targetting your poultry.
>>
What are the types of threats you could expect to deal with in PS238?
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>>47206784
Not that anon, but there was bit of situation.
One Lovecraft anon called it, disappeared for a while with no updates, and Brows/Eyebrows called while Lovecraft was gone. Then Lovecraft posted their finished jump, but others were unsure how to deal with this, but Lovecraft and Brows are gonna work something out, so don't sweat it.

Everything will be fine if we just hold tight for a little while.
>>
>>47206670
I like it. I should get around to making one for Bound in Freedom...
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>>47206804
>>47206812
>>47206827
>>47206837

We have a fucking finished one, why do we have to wait on someone who doesn't even have a fucking WIP posted for it.
>>
>>47206834
School yard bullies. Meatloaf being served on pizza day. Extra homework over long weekends.
>>
>>47206865
Remember when people mashed the two Worm jumps together? How good it was? Be patient.
>>
>>47206865
So. . . jump it if you're satisfied. Nobody is going to audit your jump folder or doc or whatever you use to track your jumps.

Really, there's no reason for you to be this mad.
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>>47206865
Son.

You need to chill your ass.
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>>47206868
So no plot device level enemies that a jumper might get killed by if they derail any plot details?
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>>47206830
I activate my Perfect Defense, Get Outta My Personal Space Prana which is combo'd with Who Strikes The Muchkin? On my next tick I immediately activate my unblockable, undodgeable and unexpected attack Solar Pimp Hand, which automatically succeeds by a threshold of 11 dice.
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>>47206834
I wouldn't mind hearing about this, too. I some of the opening comics, but it seemed pretty tame. Does it ramp up at all or does it stay pretty low threat?
>>
>>47206837
Isn't that League jump the one with that supplement with just names on it? As someone who doesn't play LoL I'd like it if the creator of that jump would have expanded on that and gave us non players some explanations on who they are at least.
>>
>>47206908
>>47206830

I cast 'Flip Table.'
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>>47206834
>>47206868
If, you're a teacher? Trying to help raise a group of super powered children.
Actually sounds quite fun.
>>
>>47206895
I haven't read all of it, it's a fairly long running series. What I read of it though was just super kids being kids in a school for super kids and taught by super teachers.
>>
>>47206927
The companion supplement, you mean?

Yeah, a bit of an explanation for each character would be nice, but holy shit that'd also clog it up.
>>
>>47206932
I activate my Ignoble Phantasm, Gay Bulge. Causality is inverted, and the table has been set right before it was ever slipped.
>>
>>47206927
Yeah, that bit needs some work.
>>
>>47206939
The anons are paranoid that the setting has some big threat that will end their chain because they didn't read the comic and know about the potential threats of the setting.
>>
>>47206916
>>47206834
getting trapped in a force bubble that fires you you into the sun, Koschei the deathless one deciding you are the champion of earth and challenging you to a mystic puzzle, alien invasions, dodgeball games over the fate of your friend's soul, classmates handing you a vase from six decades ago that will prevent you from being born if it's not returned soon enough. Yeah the focus is on more mild stuff but it's still comparable to DC earth.
>>
>>47206983
sorry corner ball not dodgeball.
>>
>>47206908
I activate my Stand's power, [Gold Digger], retroactively ceasing to exist in this reality and instead coming to being in the Elemental Plane of Waifus.
>>
>>47206983
So yeah, super kid stuff.
Cute and adorable.
>>
>>47206983
With a teleport, danger sense, and a time travel protection perk you should be fine. Actually that would make you pretty safe in any setting.
>>
>>47207027
Not in Generic Cooking Show. You're gonna get faaaaaaaaaaaat.
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>>47206800
Anything?
>>
>>47207011
My own Stand,「Garbage」is stabbed with the Arrowhead causing it to enter its' requiem form.

Its' former ability to conjure infinite trash cans at a rate of once every 10 seconds has been replaced with the ability to create one infinitely large trash can and freely manipulate things near it.

Thus, I throw the Elemental Plane of Waifus into the infinite trash can.
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>>47206834
>>47206895
>>47206916
Nothing big at first, but there's a few very dangerous people with understated powers.
One of kids is a time traveler, who can go pretty much wherever the hell he wants. But he's a good guy, so whatever.

One of the first 'villains' is a guy who can control rain, and the powers of other Metas, turning them off or ramping them up to 11 in the worst way.

There's alien wars later on, and a game of foursquare overseen by the embodiments of Order and Chaos.

Basically the whole thing is a lightweight version of Marvel or DC, from the point of view of metakids.
>>
>>47206983
What happens to purchased powers if the main kid (I forgot his name) decides to get rid of superpowers when all that shit comes up?
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>>47207027
Is there a good teleport power for bugging out to a different planet? All the teleport powers I have seen have a limit of at most planetary level.
>>
>>47207076
Samurai Jack teleporting can go interplanetary, if you pick up some scrying too.
>>
>>47207076
Supernatural and Alice in Wonderland both have teleport powers that let you go anywhere you've been before.
>>
>>47207016
also yes,
>>47207027
true

Also you folks can read the actual comic in its entirety legally at http://ps238.nodwick.com/ if you want to know more about the setting.
>>47207071
he doesn't get rid of them so much as decide whether or not people of powers keep being born, so it wouldn't get rid of your powers or the powers of anyone living but rather choose whether or not people in the future will also have powers
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>>47207113
Do they rule out previous jumps? Because uhh.
>>
>>47207076
forgotten realms wizardry can take you anywhere in the same multi-verse
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>>47207121
Okay, thanks. It's been a while since I read it.
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>>47207121
I know he's a kid, and so there's no good way of framing this, but what's stopping you from just eliminating him?
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>>47207056
OH NO!

...Is what you're expecting me to say.

When you were moving the Elemental Plane of Waifus, I began using my powers as Witch of Space to make it so the [Inside[ of the trash can was actually the [Outside]!

Now everything other than all the world's waifus is garbage!
>>
>>47207136
Obviously they rule out previous jumps
>>
>>47207136
Moving between jumps isn't teleportation.
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>>47207136
I don't wanna say DUH!
But yeah.

DUH! Of course they do, that's a given.
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>>47207143
...
Back in the day, babble about weak volition.
Now I'm just going to call you lazy and be done with it.
Lazy.
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>>47207143
I don't see why you'd want to in the first place, but he's friends with a time traveler, his mentor is the local Batman equivalent, and he's well-protected by his school teachers.
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>>47207143
aside from his highly capable immensely powerful highly connected superhero parents, the former Justice league ripoff teachers[/spoiler] , and entire school of meta-prodigies, his own destiny, and his Batman-esk mentor? Nothing.
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>>47206800
Terminator.
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>>47207064
I like the blink-and-you'll-miss-it reference to PS238 Earth having weather control satellite tech.
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>>47207196
I'd say the PS238 staff are more the Avengers than the Justice League.
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>>47207148
Your next line is "Now, victory is within my grasp!"

>m-masaka!?

Having fought and killed my Denizen before this confrontation, I assume my mantle as the Lord of Time and unleash pure destructive time energy, obliterating you and all the waifus.

I also take the time to beat you bloody with your favorite one as an improvised weapon, for good measure.

Now the world is safe in its' garbage can while you and all you hold dear is dead twice over.
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>>47207113
You mean the looking glass one? The only teleportation perk there can't even get past a wall.
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>>47207182
>babble about weak volition

Oh hey, I remember you! Wow, it's been a long time since I've seen you around. Where've you been all this time?
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>>47207182
>>47207192
>>47207196
Alright, alright. He's apparently the 'villain' so I had to ask.
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>>47207252
Nope. Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.
Wonderlander Capstone gives you a badass teleport power, and I'm pretty sure it turns you into a Cheshire Cat. You have to grin 'annoyingly' to use it.
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>>47207265
what makes you think Tyler is the villain? He's a decent kid and the protagonist more often than not
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Welp, here goes!

>1. Smite Man
>2. Potter Man
>3. Energon Man
>4. Sparkle Man
>5. Skynet Man
>6. Pirate Man
>7. Raven Man
>8. Marvel Man
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>>47207265
>the villain
uh, no? wherever did you get that idea?
>>
>>47207064
>One of the first 'villains' is a guy who can control rain, and the powers of other Metas, turning them off or ramping them up to 11 in the worst way.

>>47207290
See the above. That's what prompted my question.
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>>47207265
Huh? No, he's the hero. Tyler's a good kid, he's only ever worked to make peoples' lives better. If he does remove humanity's ability to produce superhumans, he'll do it because he thinks it will be for the best. And it's not a permanent thing, anyway, superpowers are cyclic. Eventually superhumans would emerge again, just not for a few hundred years. This has happened before.
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>>47207291
Kansas is going bye bye, Sarah Connor.
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>>47207291
>Skynet

Here we go. Track Zero.
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>>47207305
>>47207314
See: >>47207308
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>>47207256
Oh, around.
I was actually out in Upper Michigan's woods, learning about mining from my uncle. Still am, actually, but now I have a phone.
New build is the Bound in Freedom theme dudette.
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>>47207308
Oh, I see. No, Rainmaker's deal is entirely separate from Tyler's. Rainmaker can control powers. Tyler is fated to one day decide if powers are something humanity has. It's some mystic choice thing, not an ability he himself has.
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>>47207232
You're forgetting one thing, anon.

You are me.
And I am you.
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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