Jumpchain CYOA Thread #828: Angry Fish God Revolt Edition

>>47183312
cthulhu fhtagn

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>>47182710
Oh. OH. UM.

Shit shit shit. Let me just add a note that you can apply those modifications to yourself as well. Sorry, Regor-Anon! Fixing my mistake now!

10/10 for both outdated PDF and butchered last thread link someone kill me

Jumpers, what's the best meal you've ever had?

>>47183336
>Best meal
Why you anon.

>>47183336
>inb4 Blood of the innocent
A sandwhich, a basic BLT cooked with the nothing but regular ingredients and a few of my cooking perks. I had at around my 70+ jump, in To Aru. It reminded me of who I was in my normal life, the family dinners I would have. Tears were shed, companion group hug was on point though.

>>47183428
Anon

Anon don't you realise what you've done

You ate the best meal

You digested the best meal

Logically that means you are now the new best meal

>>47183441
>>47183428
You are what you eat anon.

>>47183457
But I'm not best girl...

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>>47183333
Thanks, Red. Means worlds to me.
And to the Queens too

>>47183477
You are now.

So, Jumpers, when you've cheated Death for the last time and meet your end... How many different beings will show up to claim your soul(s)?

>>47183336
Pure sunlight.

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>>47183336
A full-course traditional Chinese feast replete with old recipes adapted to new lifeforms. Phoenix self-cooked in the style of Peking duck, dragon tendens braised in a delicious ambrosia-seaweed sauce, world turtle soup (no, not Great A'tuin. We cloned its' hatchlings and farmed them near another world's sun).

Though an honorable mention goes to the tears of our enemies.

>>47183640
We talking pre or post Spark here? Because if the former, none since we'll just be sent back to Earth.

As for the latter-too many to count, potentially including every Planeswalker out there. The smart money's on the Great Will or Jubileus coming to recoup their investment, though. We've made arrangements in our deals with them to prevent Umor from flaying us into the crowning piece of its' collection.

>>47183640
Jubileus has the greatest claim and probably the most justified given the whole Lumen Sage thing.

Other than that there a probably a ton of eldritch abominations that would happily try and claim my soul.

>>47183640
well ive been a Dark Eldar so slaanesh and probably also a couple deadric lords

>>47183640
I try to avoid selling my soul. So it'd just be Death from the Discworld coming to get me personally. Being a Wizard and all.

>>47183640
I don't sell my soul, and my soul is an involute and powerful thing on its own, I'm not all that weakened by losing my body and can reform the thing.

>>47181675

I didn't write that WIP. Digger did. Ask him.

>>47183640
None. I bought my own afterlife, why would I go anywhere else?

Were I a better writer, all this talk of death would make me think of writing a Donnerjack jump.

>>47181513
>>47181523
>Diesel Punk Jump
http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/45794600/#q45798719

The link above is to the most recent version of the file I could find. The jump maker, Drunkard, said he was going to continue working on it, but this is the last version of it I could find.

>>47184653
Where did you get a personal afterlife?

Man, you know, I want to fly to Alola during the pokemon jump.

>>47184900
Actraiser. I bought Heaven.

>>47183336
A bagel.

>>47183640
>Sotek and the Old Ones
>The Water Elementals from Athas
>The Hist (?)
>The Northern Pantheon from OOTS
>Sucellus (?)
>Armok (?)
>The Titans from Age of Mythology (notably, Gaia, though Ouranos might also make a bid)
>Several incarnations of the Abrahamic God (if any of them care enough)
>The Chaos Gods (more out of desire, since they have no legitimate claim)
>Sobek (collecting on my Job Offer AND being my dad)

>>47183640
None, hilariously, aside from issues with horcruxing. I'm hoping that having a ridiculously strong soul prevents me from being like Voldemort, but I have honestly done my best to be a good person over my chain as I could be. No making promises for power.

>>47183331
>cthulhu fhtagn
What a wonderful phrase!

>>47183640
Technically speaking, I'm kinda immortal thanks to time-related bullshit, but if I did bite it. I suppose one of my companions, who became a Blooded from Darkstalkers lays claim on my soul.

Or I become a Djinn.

Or a shinigami.

Or become One with The Force.

But the most likely scenario is that Blooded companion will keep my soul with her, along with those of the others if they ever bite it.

In PMMM Jumpchain, does "Screw You Kyubey" option allows one to make a wish later on?

Not trying to Wish my way into omnipotence or anything silly like that, but I'd like to use that as an excuse to fanwank some relatively minor additional MG stuff in later jumps.

>>47183640
An explosion. The universe has no idea how to process the death, so it defaults to 'explode'. Soul included.

>>47185446
means no sanity, for the rest of your days

>>47185607
Sure. It's supposed to be a bad thing because Kyuubey will keep nagging you about it but technically yes, you can make your own wish later on.

The spirit of the background's idea was presumably to prevent undefinably powerful wishes ("I wish to be omnipotent! I wish for all the waifus!") but it's a moot point anyway, since Madoka's ascension was only caused by a glitch in reality from Homura's frequent time loops building up a lot of energy for her to expend in her wish so the scope of the girls' canon wishes is probably more in line for what the incubators can grant you.

>>47185613
Exactly what's so special about your soul that the universe doesn't know what to do with it.

>>47185684
Its our reality free, Philosophy, Cthulhu fhtagn

>>47175085
Ahhh, yiss.
I can count the number of jumps I take something other than Drop-in on one hand, and this is added to the list.
No moral reasons, I just wouldn't be able to handle five thousand years of abandoned families. I also like the stranger from nowhere thing.
Tenno will not be an easy life, or a comfortable one. But it will be a good one, and it seems like a life I would be honoured to live.

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>>47186495
Well I'm glad you like it so far! I'm hoping to actually get it done soon, I've figured out the format I want to do for the tables and I'm working on the Infested customization table right now. So we'll see if I manage to actually do it right or if I'm just gonna fuck it up.

>>47183521
Yeah, sorry about the confusion beforehand. Hopefully that helps things.

>>47187042
I always love your customization tables, Would you mind going in a little more detail about it?

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>>47187143
...ho boy. I was hoping to keep it a surprise, but...

For Infested and Warframe Customization, there's going to be an initial section, then there's going to be two sections you can choose. One will be primarily combat/offense oriented, and one will be support/utility oriented. You choose one section to receive full discounts in every option under the section, but ONLY that section.

So for example, say you went Infested. And you're a rather PROACTIVE kind of person, so you choose 'Role of Destructor' for what will be discounted. Everything within that specific section is discounted, but the other section 'Role of Creator' will be full priced for any option you buy.

It's going to be 100CP to buy your way into the tables if you're not an Infested or Tenno. But to make up for it since those backgrounds cost 200CP, they're going to get a few specific bonuses that apply to ONLY them. So it's kind of a "what are you willing to get" sort of thing, just what are you willing to sacrifice to get what you crave.

Also I kind of cheated and added an exclusive 300CP extra budget only for items. This way people actually look at the bloody things and feel like they've got a bit of flexibility, as test builds so far, while you can buy your whole tree for 1200CP, still scream unholy terror.

>>47187263
>It's going to be 100CP to buy your way into the tables if you're not an Infested or Tenno.
So, wait, if you buy into the Warframe customization table, do you get a Warframe or would you customize your own form?

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>>47187407
You get a Warframe. But Tenno would get a BETTER Warframe.

>when the Lotus does that background balance just right

>>47187443
Fair enough. I just really wanted one, doesn't really matter how good it is. Just on principle.

But I was really digging all the other perk trees more, so being able to buy it as something else sounds really awesome.

>>47183336
Jump 11, which was Shadow Ops. I rolled physiomancy and began experimenting with my taste buds. I baked a lasagna, and after a few failed or gross attempts I found the setting that made me go "Holy Fuck Falcomon, hold me".

I guess that may be cheating, though.

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>>47187495
Infested is a customization table for your own version of the Technocyte Plague. Warframe customization is a customization for what is essentially your remote body.

Before anyone asks, yes you can still channel out of setting abilities through the Warframe. But to balance that out, your Warframe is more closely tied to you. If it goes down, YOU go down. At the end of the jump you're given a choice: Desync it from the Transference Pod and make it armor... or keep it as a remote body. You can't channel out-of-setting powers through it anymore if you make it a remote body, but it's not a fail condition if it gets blown up. If you make it armor... well. You can channel powers through it but it's ARMOR. It's not a remote body anymore.

This way it isn't just a "I can never die anymore" tidbit.

I'm not putting in a Weapon Customization because two customization tables is going to be crazy enough as is. Plus have you SEEN the amount of weapons in there? There's a lot. I'd never fucking be able to handle it all.

>>47187528
Yeah, that's kind of what ticked me off about the original version, so I wanted to rectify that. Like I said before, if you get a Warframe as a non-Tenno or a Strain as a non-Infested, you still have options... you just don't get the exclusive bonuses in order to make it fair.

>>47187577
Hm. Making it armor would make Mindful Transference kind of a waste after the jump. Remote body it is, I guess.

>>47187577
Can I desynchronise from the warframe during jump? Or is it possible to move my body, I'd rather have it on my LoT than in the moon.

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Okay so I want to run a Native run starting from Mega Man Classic, but I'm not sure which of these concepts to pursue:

>A deadpan construction bot from Megamix-verse
>An enthusiastic Light-bot from Archie-verse
>A loyal Wily-bot with no indoor voice, also from Archie-verse
>A firefighter bot who doesn't talk much from Ruby-Spears-verse

I'm leaning towards 2 and 3 but mostly because I'm biased towards Archie-verse in general.

>>47187684
Not really? You're still getting one hell of a mental upgrade along with a mind that can handle things that would leave most people with their brains oozing out of their skulls. Plus if you end up getting the capstone booster it isn't mere multitasking, but tried and true parallel processing. I mean if you're looking at it strictly from controlling a body it seems diminished but it's hardly a waste.

>>47187704
Gotta wait until Lotus yanks the Moon out of the Void, before you can move your body. But it should be possible.

>>47187684
Second.
Orokinology can probably get it Zandastu Approved, and the reflex enhancement and parallel processing perks are still on my end. Should still be cash as fuck.

>>47187577
Would it be asking too much to add a "Keep it as an alternate form and be vulnerable because it's your real body" option?

>>47187798
I like it.
I'm still keeping it as a remote body, but I can see the merits of this, and armor form.
My opinion; Remote>Alt-Form>Armor

>>47187738
Thanks, don't want anyone getting a hold of my body.

>>47187736
If you're going to do it in thread, I'd rather read 2 or 3, as 1 seems like it's effects on the story would end up either very subtle or be obnoxious without being endearing, and 4 seems like it defeats the purpose of a native run.

If you're not going to do it in thread, 1 seems to be the most fun to think about and like it could involve a lot of creativity if you write it out. Like one of those Every Man stories where a guy has to use his own narrow field of study to figure out a solution to a problem, or overcome that habit.

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>>47187798
>>47187838
...I... don't think I can do that. I mean the only reason I was offering the armor option in the first place is because people kept demanding it as some kind of hold-over from what they did in the original version. And I can't think of any way to justify turning it into some alt-form somehow.

That kind of feels like going to a Gundam jump then asking the jumpmaker to make your MS an alt-form.

Are there any perks that make a jumper immune to addiction/addictive effects?

>>47187939
Holy shit dude. Do you even have a life or is it all spent stalking this one lady?

>>47187924
I think in fallout. Haven't looked lately, though.

>>47187939
You need to be 18 years old or older to post on 4chan.

>>47187939
it's >>47187798 and you're seriously overreacting, She makes a good point about it being more of a drone than a person so would you kindly fuck the hell off.

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>>47187939
Fuck off.

>>47187577
So, sorry if this has come up before and I'm just blind, but can you buy your way into both Customization Tables? How big of a special snowflake am I going to be as a fake-Tenno sorta-Infested WARRIOR OF JUSTICE Drop-In?

Also, thank you. So much. For letting me get the Boltor and Akbolto with CP insurance. I adored those guns during my time playing Warframe.

>>47187949
I've gotta agree. That was just a bit too fast for comfort.

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>>47187939
Do you ever stop being a cockwaffle?
Wait, don't answer that. Of course you don't.

>>47187949
>>47188003
Didn't we already establish that he had a major hate boner for her a while ago?

>>47187736
This video always makes me feel bad.

>>47187888
Check 'em.

Meh, the only reason it makes sense to me is because you already put your mind into it.
It doesn't really matter to me, because I'm going with remote body. Worst comes to worst, I can posses it with the various digital alt-forms. It's not exactly fun braking.

>>47188048
I understand that, anon, but it doesn't have to. If AI and robotics research is going to move forward then those types of tests that you see in the video are important.

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New starter Pokemon, you game?

>>47188094
Rowlet (cute spiffy owl) >> Litten (bleh cat with dumb symbol) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Popplio (boring ugly clown)

>>47188094
Okay, that grass type is fucking adorable.
Like my own little razor-blade wielding football.

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>>47188094
Rowlet a cute.

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>>47188116
>it's got a little bowtie
>it's got AN ADORABLE LITTLE BOWTIE
SOLD.

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>>47187939
This post shows a major misunderstanding on the difference between listening and obedience.

>>47188094
Well, you guys have fun with your fuzzy owl or whatever. I'm going with the fire cat personally.

>>47188176
Fire cat isn't for me, but I think it's a respectable choice.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>47187864
Thanks for the heads-up! Now to see which side Folke (I'm not good with names, okay?) is on!

>1 - Light
>2 - Wily

>>47188230
If you think this thread is a hug box, why don't you leave?

>>47188116
Okay, but seriously.
Rowlet looks great, though I'm most curious as to how the egos are going to look. Depending on those, I might have a new team member to fit in somewhere in my jump.

Litten is...eh. I don't really like it's design as a three stage, I'd rather it be a two-stage like Meowth or...whatever the other ones are called. Still, has potential in evolutions. That being said,
>flaming hairballs
fucking gross but also metal.

Popplio can fuck right off.
>watch me eat my words and have the final stage being amazing

>>47188176
It's adorable. Tiny kitten, so cute.
The seal is ok, too, but the round owl and the lit kitten blow it out of the water.
Blaze it!

>>47188230
I pity you man.

>>47188230
Just go back to space battles already!

>>47187939
holy shit a baby found it's way to 4chan and can type

>>47188230
You need to be at least 18 years old to post on 4chan.

>>47188230
Bruh. I barely even like Red. But you're just being a massive faggot.

Eh, I'm mostly gonna reserve judgement until I see the evolutions. But damn water got the short end of the stick this time.

>>47188291
Water ALWAYS gets the short end of the stick. Like, ever since Totodile.

>>47188313
You shut your mouth, Mudkip was great.

>>47188230
>waifu
She's annoying.
You're worse.
You are not chemo.
You are arsenic.
Fuck off.

>>47188291
Yeah, I think the designer figured 'clowns!' would fill in the theme, little did he realize that most of the west hates clowns now and literally making it the simplest possible seal design otherwise isn't appealing.

>>47188313
Froakie is like the new Pikachu at this point.

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>>47188094
Here's the trailer.
https://youtu.be/Kn25hijDL7c

This guy is probably your rival, or a gym leader.

>>47188336
Please Gamefreak let me remove her chicken hat

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>>47188230
I repeat.

For those of you that have purchased magic immunity of some sort, a question:

How do you deal with magic that is beneficial?

In D&D, if you have Spell Resistance you can choose to lower it as a Standard Action, which is to say you can shut it down if you spend a round doing so. But lowering it is a conscious decision, it's something you have to do. SR isn't treated as a smart barrier that knows what spells help you and harm you. It's more a gate or a shield you have to raise or lower at will.

So do you treat your magic immunity / resistance like the mechanic mentioned above or do you see it and treat it as more of a smart barrier? I ask because I'm starting my D&D run, but I picked up magic immunity in Negima and Dresden. So I thought I'd get a little feedback before I start slumming it in Faerun.

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>>47188336
Izzat JWittz?

>>47188359
My magic immunity says I can let beneficial magic through.

>>47188291
What is it with water and clown-seals anyway? Black and White's Water was a clown-seal too.

>>47188379
Which one didja get?

Damn, Overlord is a CP glutton.

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>>47188094
I'm really digging Litten. I suppose I would.
I just hope it doesn't turn into the travesty that was Purrugly. Otherwise it's easily my favorite. SOOOO CUTE.

I feel like Rowlet is a little too round. Like it's almost featureless. But then again I guess it needs to differentiate it from Hoot Hoot, so it's fine.
Popplio is also okay. I guess it's going for the "seal balancing a ball on its nose" circus look?
They are both okay. Fire Kitty a best.

>>47188094
I like Poplio the best. It's just so goofy and it poses and I want to cuddle it. But we're in Hawaii so it wouldn't be useful against the low level grass and water types. Rowlet is definitely the cutest. And Litten is just another cat.

>>47188359
I actually avoid magic immunity that blocks all magic for just that reason. Seems like it would be more useful for a pure science or mundane violence based build.

A question for Sadow Of The Colosus Anon

Does the "absorb evil" work on living beings or you have be there when they die?

I worked that you can absorb 'generic evil/corruption' from objects and places (darksiders 2). But what about stuff like stuff like Artorias' Abyss taint? Could you just cleanse/absorb the corruption of people that arent completely gone without killing them?

>>47188359
I hate that mechanic, but I think it's fair. The D&D model is the one I use.

>>47188379
Neat. Where did you pick yours up?

>>47188410
Clown Otter, but yeah, also an ugly fucking abomination.

Twilight Imperium.

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>>47188335
You mean Greninja is the Roman Reigns of Pokemon in that its Ash variant has been pushed, fighting the Mega Evolution MC's Mega Charizard X (previously pushed pokemon) and Kalos champion's Mega Gardevoir on different ocassions?

>>47188336
For first time you can choose your race.

White, Asian, Brown, Black.

>>47188348
Good luck. Maybe in another 20 years.

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>>47188435
Forgot picture!

>>47188423
Good god, you better hope he doesn't answer your question. He's a piece of shit we don't want around.

>>47188435
>For first time
That was in Kalos too.

>>47188431
I'm glad we, as of yet, do not have Ash Greninja in the games.

>>47188336
is it just me or did those Pokémon just make actual animal noises instead of seeing their names or syllables from their names?!

>>47188486
Have you ever played the games? The name shit is anime ONLY. In the games they've always made animal noises.

You know what, Fist? Thanks. I legitimately did not know this information was out yet, been busy. Much obliged man.

>>47188486
They have never said their names in any of the games.

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>>47188208
>>47188240
The funny thing is,

1. Objectively I have to admit the thing has the same color scheme as Shadow the Hedgehog

2. My Jumper was declared an enemy of cats a while ago.

But it still looks pretty cool. I dunno, maybe I just respect a pokemon determined and spiteful enough to use its' own flaming, oily fur as a projectile weapon in battle so even if it loses its' opponent still gets covered in its' filth.

>>47188426
I'm not even really into pokemon. But honestly sometimes I feel bad for water because they peaked at Squirtle or maybe Mudkip.

>>47188359
The magic immunity orks as written. Which is why it's important to be very selective about which kindas you take, and single out versions (Corrupting Corruption that Corrupts, Jam etc) that specifically need to be activated.

>>47188446
...huh. That's new.

>>47188503
>>47188508
I have gotten to Elite 4 in fire red but I haven't really played many of the games, I don't.

>>47188480
>In the games
Guess what was an event in that match 3 pokemon mobage thingy

I;'ll be honest Ash Greninja is probably being pushed more than any of Zygarde's forms

>>47187998
...ducking in real quick to answer.

>So, sorry if this has come up before and I'm just blind, but can you buy your way into both Customization Tables?
Yes you can.

>How big of a special snowflake am I going to be as a fake-Tenno sorta-Infested WARRIOR OF JUSTICE Drop-In?
You fucking freak. Seriously, they're not going to know how the hell you're alive, much less sane. Prepare for a lot of questions.

>>47188078
Sorry, but like >>47187983 said it's really more of a drone than anything.

>>47188522
>My Jumper was declared an enemy of cats a while ago.
>>>/trash/

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>>47188565
>Mobage

Though yeah, it's kind of tiring how much it's being pushed. They dedicated a fucking chapter of the game to Lucario and yet Greninja offs it from the top 'over pushed and over done anthro' throne.

>>47188555
>I have gotten to Elite 4 in fire red

I'm real proud of you champ.

>>47188587
Cats are jerks, man. Besides, snakes are much more efficient mouse-eaters, and far more industrious. They take up less space and their venom means the mouse will die even if it escapes their jaws!

I mean, how can a creature that doesn't even have to bask in the sun to warm up justify sleeping for 18 hours a day?

>>47188570
>Sorry
Why? That was my preference in the first place. You're fine.

>>47188446
She's a qt. Or at least three of her is.

>>47188446
And yet no separate hair color option.

>you'll never get to play a redhead
>you'll never get to have green hair
>you can't even have black or brown hair as a white person

This must be how /vp/ feels.

>>47188615
Snakes are cool. However I doubt they're more efficient than house cats. Snakes take awhile to digest a mouse, a good size mouse could last them for a few weeks. Owls & Hawks I think are legit best mouse hunters. They need to eat a lot of mice/rats, because how much energy they burn flying. Plus they do it for food, instead of just fun.

>>47188615
If you do not instinctively understand, you never will. It is beyond your comprehension.

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>>47188522
>enemy of cats
Filthy heretic.

>>47188641
Too bad about the rooster comb.

>>47188570
Sweet.

Eh. I'm sure saying my righteous spirit of JUSTICE kept me together is enough.

>>47188687
Anons got the toxiplasmosis I see.

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>>47188601
To be fair Lucario's base form didnt end up destroying the fragile balance that is 1v1 singles play.

But yeah Pokemon's been branching into that business longer than Nintendo so its kinda expected. I mean at least their latest installment is a proper replica of a physical pokemon tabletop game made there. Game's a pain due to some of the imbal mechanics when you have a lack of variety of units initially but it cant be helped

Also between actually playing games I'm filthy mobage trash. Fucking VALKYRIE PROFILE'S LATEST INSTALLMENT, a prequel no less, is a mobile game. Yes I downloaded it like a filthy bastard and got the install bonus of Adult Lenneth to swap between both her and younger Lenneth since they use different weapons and shit

At least it plays like Valkyrie Profile

>>47188718
COPULATION

>>47188435
Betcha there'll be a gay relationship in there.

Same with at least 2 interracial relationships.

>>47188615
>cats
>feeling the need to justify anything they do

Have you even been owned by a cat?

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>>47188719
>VALKYRIE PROFILE'S LATEST INSTALLMENT, a prequel no less, is a mobile game

>>47188738
>romance in pokemon
>not disregarding human contact and levelgrinding your 'mons

>>47188359
This is why I love toggle from Young Justice so much.

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>>47188771
Sorry not sorry

Seriously what mouthful of a title is this, I KEEP MISPELLING ANATOMIA EVERY TIME

>>47188785
Pokebros before pokehoes.

>>47188728
The ocelot's aim is off today.

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>>47188819
Just kill me. Literally and really fucking kill me. My day is entirely ruined, a series I loved is entirely ruined forever.

>>47188094
Damn it... now I kind of want the Rowlet.... I may be retconing my chain quite a bit or may just feel lazy and not do that... I kind of wish that there were other Pokemon worlds we could visit. Then again I have too many companions as it is.
I guess this is First world jumper problems

>>47188834
Even Snake knows the merits of cats.
He picked up Catonese when he visited Monster Hunter, and cat's have served as his spies and informants ever since.

That's not even JC, just plain old Metal Gear.

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Touhou Project

Eientei
Servant 100
Tengu 400
Magician's Mind 500
Lunatic Red Eyes 700
Infernal Sun 1000
Lunar Dial 1400
Spell Cards
Jumper Stole the Precious Thing! 1300
Mists of Amnesia 1000

Back on the whole 'trying to do all the jumps I can stomach' thing. Still on the folders in the unimaged folder.

Did anyone not go Servant in this? Seems like Infernal Sun and Lunar Dial are the two best things here by quite a bit.

So on top of sun powers and temporal shenanigans I also have wave control (tend to pick up a lot of things that make people hallucinate for some reason), some extra magic and a tengu magpie form.

Bought Tengu for no reason really other than to underline the whole magpie thing. That and agility + magic is pretty useful I guess.

So while taking Tengu means I have natural animal tendencies magpies actually don't steal things (and actually get nervous around stuff). Nonetheless I'm going to be giving them a bad name through a kleptomaniac drawback. Also took an amnesia drawback and it's lucky I started locking up everything in the warehouse and leaving videos for myself towards the end of every jump after the first couple of amnesia drawbacks.

Eventually I'll use the key and it's for the best that I can't access my own stuff. Given I'll know the warehouse is mine at least I'll probably have some plunder in it by the end.

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>>47188718
> implying one needs brain parasites to love cats
I am actually extremely allergic to cats in real life. They make me actually sick.
Like, "they literally make me vomit" levels of sick.
Also bunnies, apparently, which I also love.

Fate is cruel irony.

>>47188846
Don't you understand, Anon?
M̜̦͡o̥b̯͉͙̺͇͇͖͠i̥͖̲̭̠̠̺le̦͢ ̯͇͈̤͓g͈̠á͖͇̦m͔͉̰i̩̻̟̲n͍̘̥̭͘g̷̤̪ ͢i̙̬͕̻s̗̫̟ ṯ̹͎͖̥̞̩h̬̲̼̳e̼ ͚̟̼̬f͍͜u̠͎̠t̵̪̱̠̭͕͔̬u̧̱͇̪̱̩͈ͅr̪̬͔̪̺͜ͅͅe.̷͙͚̼̻

Also whenever anyone voices an opinion on cats I assume they're talking about me initially and do a double-take.

As a result I can confirm that this is not the first time the thread has started talking about how they do or do not like cats.

>>47188937
>Did anyone not go Servant in this?

I.. went pure Drop-In, and stocked up on the 200 and 100 perks.

Primarily because I was still coming down off of a partially-irrational dislike for MoeAnon after a heated argument with the fuck. My decision-making skills were kind've impaired.

>>47188961
A Cat is fine, too.

>>47188954
This isn't funny to me Konata. I can't laugh about it.

>>47188954
Yeah, and mice with toxoplasmosis get eaten. You liking cats despite them causing you suffering isn't helping your case.

>>47188937
I went Drop-In for the 4th-wall breakery their Capstone gives you, with a side order of U.N. Owen Was You.

I already have countermeasures for other time fuckers, but even weak-ass shit like Dishonored's is an insane force multiplier and makes me feel dirty at how easily I can kill opponents who would otherwise ruin my ass, so I skipped Lunar Dial on principle. The other stuff for Servants is just meh.

In my Lucky Ted side-chain I went Ruler to get Scarlet Destiny, for obvious reasons.

>>47189021
Why the he'll would you be a mouse?

>>47188987
Weirdest thing about it is that the more perks you take the harder it is to improve them which adds even more incentive to buy the OP stuff. Weird mechanic. Not sensible.

>>47188937
...I kind of went mage?

(Touhou Project)
-Background: Mage (Free) -Mage. Maaaaaaaaage.
-Race: Lunarian (900CP) -FLOOP FLOOP. I guess I'm being a fluffy butt.
-Touhou Soundtrack (Free) -More music!
-Jumper's Theme (850CP) -And of course, I get my own theme song.
-Magician's Mind (800CP) (Discount) -More magical learning skills, huh? Alright.
-Doll Maker of Bucuresti (700CP) (Discount) -Oh holy shit, WHAT.
-Tai Chi Master (500CP) (Discount) -Well, THIS is pretty neat.
-Doctor of Miracles (100CP) -Wait. ...really? REALLY? What even IS this.
-Elemental's Secret (-100CP) (Discount) -Well this could be useful? Maybe?
-Spell Cards (Free) -Oh well.
-Silly Hats and Frilly Dresses (0CP)
Dice Rolls: Free Pick (Scarlet Red Mansion), 18 years old
-End Choice: Next Adventure

I actually refused to get anything above 400CP just because it seemed so absurdly silly. Plus I really didn't want to deal with drawbacks since it was jump No. 95 or something for me. Plus come on, magic with a dabbled side of biology know-how.

>>47189056
That was his design process, dude. And considering this was back during his "Blacklight / Prototype can eat Azathoth" phase I swear he claimed he could get some of the powers by eating their wielders.

>>47189021
I don't see anything wrong with having awesome mind control parasites.
It's cooler than poison.

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>>47188846
>>47188954
Honestly for what its worth its not that bad and seems to be pretty plot heavy, like effort was done and shit. Its also hilarious juggling enemies as it usually is in VP

Then again I could have shit taste and accepted the mobile trend due to increasingly larger work demands .

Least for most mobile games the art and design's good/okay. Pic related, its not from the VP game but its a good example.

>>47189090
If the parasites make you enjoy the company of cats, poison would probably be preferable.

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>>47189105
No. It's fucking microtransaction filled, forced online, phone trash. Don't you DARE try and defend any of that to me.

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>>47189021
Well, then whatever's infected me must work on rabbits, too. So that's a pretty interesting scientific discovery.

But I think the more likely explaination is that I just have shitty survival instinct and want to hug anything I deem as cute.

I don't actually own cats, by the way. Y'know. Because of vomiting.
I just have dogs.

I WISH I could own a house rabbit. I hear they can be actually quite affectionate.
Or maybe a goat. But they're apparently very messy, so probably not a goat.
If it weren't for allergies and general laziness I'd probably turn into one of those weird old ladies who has like fifty animals crawling all over their house.

My aunt is one of those.

>>47189009
It's not really funny except in a "yet another company has gone down the path of darkness" sense of the term.

I am also quite depressed about it, because I don't think I've ever seen a company climb out of that. I liked that game.

While we're on the topic:

Fuck Konami.

>>47189152
>I din't think I've ever seen a company climb out of that.
...w-wait, I heard that .hack was a mobile game now or something. W-what does that mean?!

>>47189136
There's actually no evidence that it effects humans in this way. If you infect someone with it that hates cats, they'll still hate cats.
The only effect that's measurable in humans is in infants and extremely elderly. You know, the people who get sick over everything.
I think I will cuddle both my snek, and my cat.

>>47189171
I always hated when companies did this, and Konami was enraging, but this is the first time it sincerely hurt me.

>>47189171
A miserable little pile of microtransactions!

>>47189171
That's Pachinko, totally different levels of scum. Spoilers its the worst level of scum, with 1-3% chances being pretty up there.

>>47189180
Oh boy you want me to go through it in less detail since i havent touched that in ever?

>>47189204
It seems to indicate reckless behavior in men and promiscuous behavior in women.

>>47189171
Right in the ass!

valkyrie profile jump update when

>>47189221
>Oh boy...
Now I'm even more concerned...

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>>47183640
I hadn't thought about it, but since my souls are my body and my body is alive as long as my core's intact, anyone that cores me destroys my body and therefore my soul.

So just before I die, a bunch of G/gods, demons, genies, Deaths, waifus etc. show up ready to claim it, only to be left with nothing but megaliters of LCL when I actually kick the bucket. This pleases me.

>>47185607
>Putting yourself under the influence of this when there's an option to avoid it.
Honestly I don't think the wish is worth it.

>>47189231
So cats are good wingmen, is what you're saying.

>>47189231
And assuming they weren't already like that, that's bad, how?

>>47189270
Well if you like faithfulness and not risking your life on stupid shit, then you should dislike these effects. Is cheating and death now a positive?

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>>47189267
I'll just leave this here for what happened a couple months ago.

>>47189265
No one here can read JP anyways plus its probably unfinished material plotwise. The latter and other stupid shit is why FGO isnt going to be done ever

>>47189270
Elevated risk-taking behavior reduces your life expectancy.

>>47189305
*Read: Stupid shit referring to FGO's plotline as a silly place

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>>47189305
>That image

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>>47189334
I'll be honest, seeing Kirito dressed as Haseo as promotional material was kinda hilarious in its own way

>>47189316
>>47189300
And on the other end of the spectrum, you get the fun of Passive Asian Males, and declining birth rates.
Clearly, Japan needs more cats.
Use cats for social engineering.

>>47189393
...huh.
I...don't even know how to respond to that.

>>47189394
Hint: Birth rates are terrible in the west. Hell look at France, pretty much everyone has toxiplasmosis there and their European population is STILL shriveling like a prune.

If you had the Peak Asgardian Physiology from the MCU jump would you have physical abilities on the level of Thor?

>>47189447
Read the notes in the jump document.

>>47188937
>Did anyone not go Servant in this?

I went Drop-In, but I still grabbed Lunar Dial anyway (despite my CP wallet basically exploding and sinking into the swamp) and then I took Secondary Canon because I needed a vacation and wasn't going to be taking any nasty drawbacks. Control over time is cool, but _conceptual_ control? Hax.

And then I spent ten years learning how to grow seeds into trees, practicing my flying, having tea ceremonies and spell battles, and generally destressing.

What can soft physics from worm actually do?

>>47189603
Read the Mask comic, not the movie, the bloody as all hell comic. You are now the big head killer.

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So... I've decided to start work on making a Kung Fury jump, mostly to see if it could work.

Rewatched it today, and got most of the perks/items lined out, just need a 100 and capstone for Cops, and a 200 for Vikings. Anyone have ideas for those, or other stuff they need to have in there?

Jumpchain, what jumps let you import weapons to give them new abilities?

>>47189438
France is the fourth least fun country I've lived in. Still beats America.
So, it doesn't really effect human behavior in any major fashion, it certainly doesn't force you to love cats, and even if it does skew your emotions, you're still a rational person that can make decisions based off of knowledge instead of instinct?

Right, now that we've got that out the way.
What is /jc/'s favorite fungus, and why is it Cordyceps?

>>47189603
>Look, the long and short of it is that you basically run on Looney Toon physics.

You treat the world like you're a character in a cartoon. Pull motorbikes out of your pocket, tank high explosives with only black smudges, run around on air like it's solid ground, fly by flapping your arms, walk on ceilings by reorienting your personal gravity, 'paint' in 3D, open walls like they were curtains, etc.

>>47189683
Oh, god. This should be good.

Hey, call me crazy, but I seem to recall a perk that puts you in an alternate version of the jump you went too? Like, it would be pretty much the same, but there would be some differences? I thought it was from the Neptunia jump, but I can't seem to find it, which leads me to three different conclusions: 1. It didn't exist, and I've finally snapped; 2. It did exist, but was removed; or 3. It exists, but in a different jump. Can anyone tell me which one it is?

>>47189738
Infamous's conduit weapon states that it may be any weapon. I interpret that as an import option.

>>47189603
The description says it includes a green mask so I wold assume you would have all the powers of The Mask/Big Head Killer from the Mask series. Imagine the bloody implications of Stanley Ipkiss's actions in the mask movie were done in real life, only you would be able to survive most of the wacky crap that toonforce would make possible.

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>>47189674
>>47189762
>>47189807
Holy shit that's op as fuck.

>>47189752
>even if it does skew your emotions, you're still a rational person that can make decisions based off of knowledge instead of instinct?
I've stayed out of this argument, but I need to comment on that. Things that have chemical / biological effect on your decision making aren't so easily shrugged off as that. I don't know the degree to which toxoplasmosis effects you, but if it effects your decision making then you can't shrug that off by saying: decision harder. That's not how that works.

While western society may be too quick to medicate for psychological issues, sometimes the only fixes to chemical problem caused by outside influences are chemical solutions from outside sources.

>favorite fungus
Fucking creepy, all of them. I give a pass to those that help make medicines or taste good, but other than that they're just fucking creepy.

>>47189683
Cops 100 CP: "You got a permit for those?" - Nothing seems to phase you. Laser raptors, insane arcade machines, punks walking down the street with assault rifles, you've seen it all. You are able to keep a calm, confident exterior, no matter what craziness might be happening around you.

I don't have any immediate ideas for the other two, but I might if you post what you've got down so far. Also, obviously need to have a Cannon Companion option.

Jumpers!
Tell me about a time when you almost died.

>>47189053
I agree. Nasty, mean little creatures that just can't be socialized or trusted.

>>47189752
I learned to build Telvanni Mage towers in MorrOblivion, and it's cordyceps because I really like climbing my tower.

>>47189832
It is Worm, you don't even get to mention OP until you look at Path to Victory and the Eidolon Jr. power.

>>47189862
I did it alot in dork souls.

>>47189603
Not sure, I think the ambiguity is why it's consistently listed as one of the top-tier Worm powers. That said, I have my own beliefs.

I wanna say ridiculous, cartoony durability, though it works through physics warping as opposed to actually being tough, and it's more stretching and squashing then truly "toony" invincibility. You could easily survive having a piano fall on your head, but it would still hurt and you'd be paper thin for a while. If you stepped into Behemoth's kill aura, it's more likely your body would warp, expand, and spasm wildly and painfully for a bit due to all the energy he pumped into your body, as opposed to turning into a pile of ash with a pair of blinking eyeballs.

You can pull simple objects out of "hammerspace." Things with no moving parts or simple explosives are the easiest, and you can pull out more extreme things as your power grows.

You can impart an effect similar to your own "cartoony durability" onto other people. The catch being that you're limited to either touch range or when they're hit by things you've used your power on with the intent to affect them in this way. I.e. if someone your touching has an anvil fall on their head, you could make them be flattened instead of killed. If you watch someone across the street have an anvil fall on their head, they'd die a gory death. If you dropped an anvil on somebody's head with the intent to flatten them then they'd be flattened, otherwise they'd die a gory death.

>>47189683
Do you have a dinosaur, or other monster, taming perk for vikings? That might work. Maybe an epic pecs perk?

>>47189896
>>47189683
>Maybe an epic pecs perk?
Yeah, they need a size / swole / aesthetic perk.

>>47189862
XANA and his shenanigans in general nearly killed me several times.
Didn't help that I took the drawback that allowed him to invade Earth. By the final battle, I was fighting the Kolossus and an army of XANA monsters in Angel form, all the while the team tried to delete XANA before he could pull off his own little Judgement Day.

>>47189738
God of war, Bayoneta, Sherlock Holmes allows you to turn it into a....frekaing cane if you go the watson route in the items.

Hm Rwby allows you to turn it into a shifting abom- er that is allow you most of the properties of the same weapon to go and propably work with the alternative modes of attack...yes.
That good for you anon?

>>47189832
>>47189864
Path to Victory gives you the perfect strategy guide for anything you want to do, whether that is beating a video game, killing superman, or conquering the multiverse.

The "Eidolon Jr." power gives you three slots that turn into whatever three mid-level powers best suits your current needs/desires, considering that Worm powers grow over time this will eventually be a large number of slots that give you whatever plot device level power is most appropriate at the time.

Soft Physics is rather tame by that standard.

In the Overlord jump, if I'm a level 100 realm of heroes warrior and take a class skill that gives me magic, like magic warrior or divine caster, would the magic it gives me go up to the 10th tier?

hey can the faded map from the one peice jum give me something like this;

Grand-Grand fruit gives every devil fruit power in the lists made on the jump but with major restrictions
For tier 1 fruits you can use them for 12 hours but they have a 2 hour cool down before you can use the same power again
Tier 2 you can use for 1 hour but it has a 24 hour cool down
Teir 3 you can use for 30 minutes but it has a 1 year long cool down
Teir 4 you can use for 10 minutes but it has a 10 year long cool down
You can shorten cool down by half and double time you can use the power by choosing a type of devil fruit but the other two types cool down double and the time you can use said abilities is halved

>>47189954
Path to Victory is limited until post-Spark, anon. It's not a perfect strategy guide.

>>47189850
You read a little to deeply into my verbiage. I'm just talking about toxoplasmosis, not the myriad variables that make up the physical construction of the human condition.
What statistics we've gathered on it barely show any skew, and it's not enough to blame it for cheating wives, and suicidaly stupid men. That's a whole pile of factors that basically amount to, "their problem."

>>47189954
eh, ptv seems more like a crutch to me until you get your spark, and either way it's probably make life pretty boring, and the eidolon power is too unpredictable for my tastes, especially since the top-tier powers are off limits

>>47189928
>frekaing cane
freaking.
Damn I am sleepy.

But yeah about the Rwby part (Essentially your gun can also be a sword or a hammer or a scythe or a dagger and stuff).

As for other import options, there was uh oh yeah.
Akame ga kill can turn said item/sword/armor/whatever into a more badass Armor, A living organism(Can become sapient), Sword or generally many options on power (Including the power of the MC to adapt against attacks if armor).
Binbougami may turn it fully sapient however and give it attacks based on the powers the item in question had.
Fate jump allows you to become a Servant and you can fanwank no doubt that your Noble Phantasm is said weapon (Giving it...almost anything I suppose, but my fanwank is things related to the weapon or your own legend so to speak).
Yeah...thats all I can remember now.

>>47189991
No. They're not Stands.

>>47189991
As much as I do want to say "THROW IT OUT REDO," unfortunately Gold Roger did rule that essentially the Faded map was basically the option for OC Devil Fruits of any power-level.

>>47189994
Nope, the limited aspect of Path to Victory is the part that Contessa refers to as "Walking the Path", full power Path to Victory makes you literally unbeatable by allowing you to flawlessly follow through with the path that Path to Victory lays out for you.

For a jumper it is limited to "Seeing the Path" or what the jump maker describes as the ultimate strategy guide until they get their spark.

>>47190056
That said "all the fruit powers but with arbitrary time limits" far exceeds anything in canon.

>>47189994
The fact that it's a perfect strategy guide instead of your own personal superplayer is the main distinction between the one you get and the Post-Spark/canon version though.

>>47190073
what do you mean

>>47189771
Hope so.

>>47189857
Sounds good, yeah. Fits pretty well. And I'll see if I can whip up a Pastebin. Really just lining out stuff to start writing tomorrow through.

>>47189896
>>47189914
...I can't believe I forgot to add an Epic Pecs perk. It's in there now. Dinosaur/giant wolf/monster taming was already in there too, yes.

>>47190070
Combine with an auto pilot perk for extra BS.

>>47190103
I mean it's blatently obvious you couldn't pick a single power so you're trying to weasel out by picking a single fruit that gives all the powers.

Which nobody on the show has anything near to.

>>47190103
What>>47190135 said,

If you have such a hard time choosing you can just get the Copy-Copy fruit, have your companions take the three best fruits, and copy them for yourself.

>>47190135
im sorry

>>47190204
It's okay anon, we all make mistakes. Just try for a fruit a bit closer to what's seen in the series if you want your own OC fruit, okay? The wiki should be very helpful if you want some ideas and research.

I have the first WIP for the Darwin's Game Jump ready, I will post a paste bin link shortly. Just the perks and origins for now; still need to write the Sigils (Powers), Items, and Drawbacks.

>>47190333
Requesting Galapagos island item

>>47189738
Percy Jackson
Sly Cooper
Bayonetta
God of War
Sherlock Holmes
Muppets Treasure Island
Brutal Legend
Legend of Zelda
Samurai Jack
RWBY
Magical Girl Noir
Naruto
Scott Pilgrim
Shovel Knight
Binbougami Ga
Black Bullet

I haven't done every Jump so I think I am missing a few, but these are the ones that I remember.

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>>47189857
>>47190105
Alright, got a pastebin done. Don't expect anything well written, just getting ideas onto a page right now.

http://pastebin.com/qURr4LPi

>>47190391
>That image
What the-

Darwin's Game First WIP,

http://pastebin.com/RjNmu3y3

>>47190405
>>That image
>What the-
Kung Fury. Go watch it, anon. Your life will be made fuller, colors made more bright.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS5P_LAqiVg

>>47189954
>considering that Worm powers grow over time this will eventually be a large number of slots that give you whatever plot device level power is most appropriate at the time.

I thought that Worm powers didn't grow over time, and people just figured out how to use them better?

Either that or you outright break them.

>>47190441
>Powers do grow with time and use, but this only expands already present parameters, it doesn't allow the development of new ones. Range, area, precision, strength, etc all increase, but your power only does what it could always do better, not gain new capabilities.

>>47190418
What's this series about anon?

>>47190475

Well I feel stupid now.

>>47190424
>Arcade Machine comes to life
>Guy flips car with skateboard
>Activates car by shooting it
>Hit by lightning, bitten by cobra, crazy vision
>Somehow learns kung fu
What. WHAT! WHAAAAAAAAAT!

>>47190503
Keep watching, it gets better.

So, Power Combinations from Young Justice.

If I had some type of telekinesis with a particularly large range, and some type of pyrokinesis with a particularly small range, could I channel my fire through my telekinesis in order to effectively increase its range? ie I make a wall of force outside of my pyro range and instead of shooting fire from my hands, I shoot fire from the force my TK produces. The fire's still limited by its normal range, but it's anchored to something other than myself.

>>47190503
After you're done basking in the glory that is Kung Fury, go watch the music video. It's David Hasselhoff.

>>47190475

Wait, so theoretically with the 'Eidolon Junior' power I could eventually recreate all the other available powers in the Worm jump for myself given enough time and experience to allow the power to grow?

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>pic spoilered due to not being very good

http://pastebin.com/09TrXyEm

Welp. Looks like I need a STAGE SELECT d8. If anyone actually cares, that is.

The poor, naive bot. Believed every word she said.

>>47190493
Darwin's game is about a death game disguised as a cell phone app that revolves around various players each with their own Sigil (read super power) as they try to survive and figure out what exactly is going on. Players can earn points that they can use to buy various items or just large amounts of cash, these points are gained by fighting other players (often to the death) or by competing in events (read bloodbaths).

>>47190550
Undertale
Evangelion
KOTOR

>>47190550
Lovecraft.
Worm.
Dresden Files.

>>47190550
Chroma Squad
Cave Story
Destiny
Deus Ex: Human Revolution

>>47190310
im sorry if this pisses you off but could i use it to get a logia fruit thats hotter than the magma-magma fruit like a sun core-sun core fruit

>>47190545
Technically yes but they would always be weaker than those other powers given the same amount of time to grow, you also would have no control over what powers you would get so it is supremely unlikely. The only control you have over powers you get from Eidolon Jr. is whether to keep or discard them.

>>47190424
>>47190503
>Hacking time
>Triceracop
>Shooting through phone
>Kung fu Hitler
>Laser Raptor
Okay, which one of you slipped me the hallucinogenic.

>>47190530
That sounds reasonable.

>>47190628
Just wait till they get to Asgard.

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>>47190574
>>47190584
>>47190594

>1. SOUL Man
>2. Angel Man
>3. Force Man
>4. Wizard Man
>5. Chroma Man
>6. Cave Man
>7. Augmented Man
>8. Eldritch Man

Here goes!

>>47190545
Maybe? It's up for debate whether it would increase the number of slots available to you or just increase the strength of the powers in the slots you had. Personally, if you really want all the powers I'd go with Iterative Improvement, instead. Lets you "enchant" objects to grant whatever powers you want, initial effects are weak but you can stack it without limit to build them up to full strength. Combine it with Unlootable from Final Fantasy Tactics Advance (makes it so that equipment you're using can't be taken from you or damaged) and you could infuse a grain of sand to grant you powers and then imbed it into your flesh for permanent access to it. Post-jump you might not even need that, powers are no longer Manton-limited once you leave Worm so you might be able to treat your own body as an "object".

>>47190540
Realtalk, that's probably the greatest music video ever shot by man's hands.
Well, except maybe that one Steel Panther one.

>>47190545
The number of slots you have could grow and the strength of the powers that fill those slots would also increase but other than that it would always function the same.

> Complete Arsenal - You are a poor man’s Eidolon. You have three slots which if given a minute will be filled with a power that somehow fits your current desires or needs in some way, starting out at mid range for a parahuman and growing to high mid range over the course of five to ten minutes. You have no control over the specifics of these powers beyond keeping or releasing a power, and while they will always be of use to your needs and wants these are not tailored to your exact whims. This doesn’t change the incredible versatility this power grants you, but these powers won’t be on the same level as the others on these lists.


Because Worm powers grow over time, but only improving their exiting capabilities not granting new ones, this power would grow in the number of slots and the strength of the powers that grow into them.

>>47190584
>>47190671
>Dresden
>exposing a Robot Master to the Hex

Congrats, anon. You killed him before he even got a chance.

Why must the good die young?

>>47190391
now when room full of computer says best you can get in the 80s, are we talking the actual 80s or the ludicrously cinematic 80s of Kung Fury?

>>47190738
The latter. It's basically intended to be Hackerman's stuff, as seen while Kung Fury's with him.

>>47190769
Time to hack time.

>>47189674
actually I asked Babylon and he did say it was the much less OP movie version.
>>47190475
speaking of since soft physics expands quantum scale phenomena into human scale phenomena do you think with a couple centuries I might be able to do things like superposition and other quantum weirdness as well as Tex Avery shit?
>>47190769
oh thank goodness, will be able to hack things that cannot actually be hacked with hack wounds other than wounds? Like >>47190795 suggests?

Does any body have any suggestions/criticism for what I have made so far before I continue?
>>47190418
>http://pastebin.com/RjNmu3y3

>>47190671
Well, that ended quicker than I'd like. The intro was pretty neat.

>>47190424
>>47190503
>>47190628
>Thor
>That final battle
>"Heaven"
>""I hacked away your wounds"
>Nazi Eagle
>Anti-Climatic Hitler fight
...I'm going to go sit down, now.
That was fucking awesome.

>>47190838
Doing a bit of wiki-diving where possible, will see what can help with.

>>47190853
You're welcome.

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>>47190851
Hold on, wasn't there something to protect your stuff from the Hex in the Mortal perk tree?

We might still be able to save him!

>>47190795
>>47190819
In jump, yes. Out of jump, no. Other timestreams don't work like that.

And on other things... Probably not, if Hackerman didn't do it, you can't do it either. Through the 200 perk will probably be something to hack into stuff that runs on entirely different operating systems.

Too bad, but it still needs to be balanced with everything else.

>>47190853
And now you are enlightened.

>>47190877
Or just taking the Outsider perk that makes someone immune to magic and fanwanking that it makes him immune to hex. It's just that pessimism is a lot funner early in the run.

>>47190853
>>47190683
>Hoff Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTidn2dBYbY

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>>47190877
FOOOOLISH ANON, THERE IS NO SUCH PERK!
THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO SAVE HIM: HE MUST BECOME, AN OUTSIDER! THE IMMUNITY TO MAGIC MIGHT SAVE HIM!

>>47190892
now the 800 point perk for Hackerman is a super mode and not an alternate form right? Because I'm reading it as a super mode

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Okay, I just finished Hellsing Ultimate.

Sooooo good. spoilers below.
Assuming I consumed like- 50 souls in addition to Schrodinger, would I be able to grab the omnipresence that (formerly) Schrodinger had and Alucard (would have) gotten?

>>47190936
For now I'm thinking supermode. Might make it become an alt form after the jump if that works better.

>>47190952
I think you can only have that mangy cat's soul, otherwise you/he won't be able to recognize whether or not you/he exists.
Though you'd have to find a way to absorb him in the first place, considering he LET Alucard absorb him.

>>47190608
Try the phoenix fruit.

>>47190989
Not a fan. After I eat it I always feel a bit peckish.

>>47189801
Slice of Life?

>>47190985
That's the Idea. Just suck him up instead of Alucard doing it. That won't be too difficult at this point. The reason I say ~50 people, was because Alucard didn't need to kill catboy, just the other people. that's why it took him 30 years If anything it's a precaution.

>>47191034
screeeeeee

>>47191034
Oh my god, really? Look, that's your opinion, and I SHOULD respect it, but honestly? I think you're a birdbrain.

>>47191058
Oh yeah? Well at least I'm not flighty, you flamer.

>>47191050
I think your still ignoring the "Catboy won't be eaten by you unless he wants to be". Even if you start sucking up all the blood that Schrodinger is in, he doesn't need to become a part of you unless he allows it.

>>47191049
Nope, just checked there. Thanks for trying to help though, anon. Maybe I AM going crazy...
>>47191073
Yeah yeah, anon. You think you're so cool, well I know about your criminal history! That's right, I know about you robin banks and smoking jays!

>>47188094
>Bird with a leaf for a Bow-tie
10/10

>Cat
8/10

>A retarded Clown/Seal
2/10

>>47191073
>>47191106
Will you two just lay off?

>>47191102
Would he even notice it wasn't Alucard that nommed him, if you do it after he does his ritual suicide thing?

Also, I would recommend getting Observer from Blazblue first. You know, to make sure you don't stop existing and lose your chain.

>>47191184
Calm your tits.

>>47191195
Anon, quit egging them on.

>>47191194
Why would he not? I'm sure the absence of millions of other souls would tip him off even if he can't recognise it's notAlucard drinking him.

And doesn't Observer actually make not being aware of yourself something that CAN kill you, not make you immune? Far as I was aware, that perk made it so others couldn't do bullshit.

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>>47174627

"The hell did we jes' live through."

'Don't ask questions you don't desire an answer to.'

"Please let's not reminisce on that. I'm going to be haunted by that giggling."

"I'm in agreement with the Missus Ashelyn, personally."

"Well good f'r ya'll's, the train's movin' again. God almighty make the next place not as shite."

>Final Fantasy Tactics Advanced - Jump 22
Race: Hume - "Ain' takin' the risk, we're buyin' in."
Origin: Drop-In

Reaction & Support Abilities:
-MP Shield (Free) - "Now if I ain' fas' enough, I kin always tank et."
-Replenish MP (Free)
-Dual Wield - "Ain' that somethin'."
-Unlootable x4 (100 CP for me, 50 CP per Ashelyn, Bastion, Alexander) - "No stealin' me guns, varmints."
-Ribbon Bearer x4 (100 CP for me, 50 CP per Ashelyn, Bastion, Alexander) - "Waitaminute does this include drinkin' firewater."
-Classy - "Firs' I need ta navigate 'at damn chart."
-Dream Team
-Judge Not - "Oh dun' mind if I do."

Companion: Gria Ravager - "So wo's yer name, sweetheart?" "Anno. And hands to yourself." "Such cruel assumptions ya strike me down wit'."

Items:
-Hero Medal (Free)

Drawbacks:
-Jagdbound (+300) - "Ah well."

God I keep feeling like my math fucked up here. Someone want to double-check, please?

>>47191236
Augh fuck I forgot I deleted the d8 from the post to avoid bloating it.

... and fuck me that die's sending me somewhere BAD.

1 - Franken Fran
2 - 8-Bit Theatre
3 - Nightmare Before Christmas
4 - Nechronica
5 - Monster's Inc
6 - Journey to the West
7 - Crypt of the Necrodancer
8 - Undertale

>>47191216
Ugh, SixStrings, why'd you have to make this hawkward.

>>47191249
>Nechronica
Jesus man.

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>>47190907
>>47190933

--World 1: The Dresden Files--

- AGE: "Do I age? I mean, all my older siblings have looked the same since they were built, so I probably don't."
- DESIGNATION: Outsider - "I mean, I guess? Not sure why the atmosphere just got all spooky."
- STAGE SELECT: Mexico City - "Always wanted to see this place! One question - what's a 'vampire?'"
- UPGRADES:
- Empty Night - "Are you sure anything's happened? I've got a g-g-glitch or two in my optics, but that's about all."
- GET EQUIPPED:
- The Jumper Files - "Really? A whole file on me? Neat!"
- Blue Beetle - "I don't have a license, Dr. Jay!"
- Storage Unit - "I could use a backup for my E-Tank!"
- Gatekeeper's Ointment - "What's this even for, Dr. Jay? My optics should pick up any - huh?"
- Little Wherever - "You did tell me to get souvenirs!"
- Pocket Full of Sunshine - "So it stores sunlight? Should be useful the next time I'm in a cave or something!"
- NEXT STOP

"By the way, Dr. Jay, who's this 'Harry' guy you wanted a picture of?"

"None of your concern, really. I'm just surprised you actually made it out of there. Running across a Wizard should've shorted you out or even blown your I.C. Chip."

"Wait, really? Should I run a diagnostic? Is that where the optic glitches were coming from?"

"Don't worry, Folke. I've taken some... precautions. Let's see where you're going next, shall we?"

>1. SOUL Man
>2. Angel Man
>3. Force Man
>4. Shard Man
>5. Chroma Man
>6. Cave Man
>7. Augmented Man
>8. Eldritch Man

ALL of this is assuming the Red Court don't decide to murder the only 'soulless' thing there besides themselves.

>>47191236
On an unrelated note, can I just fire off a quick thanks? If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have thought to try this.

>>47191303
>KOTOR
Huh, that'll be interesting. Wonder what will happen when you meet Revan or, Celestial forbid, HK-47.

>>47191272
I just want

A god damn break.

Undertale. Something. Anything.

Bloodborne -> Cho Aniki -> Lovecraft -> Nechronica does so much to keep a man's sanity not intact and bah gawd I'm losin' it.

>>47191303
Hey, no problem ma-

>Mexico City

oh sweet metal jesus I am so sorry.

>>47191395
>Nechronica
I am so glad that I recommended that and that it got picked when it did.

>>47191395
Undefeatable Heart and Warm Smile, anon. Those two perks got me through the jump, and probably many others.

>>47191395
>Undertale
That would be a nice change of pace-
>Omega Flowey
Oh. Actually, you may HAVE to fight him. Pretty sure he destroys the rest of the Underground, given that the SAVE file is "My World", and the rest of the area is void.
Of course, there's someone else you might have to worry about if you take a certain drawback...Well, I needn't gossip. After all, it's rude to talk about someone who's listening.

>>47191511
>My World nonsense
Actually, it just seems to be the area before you enter the ruins. After you beat him and walk forward you get that cutscene where everyone wonders where you are, implying Frisk is just somewhere else.

I mean, you might be right but that wasn't the impression I got.

>>47191568
Equally possible. I always assumed the area appeared only because you beat Flowey. Then again, I also assume thatthe SOULs were able to turn on Flowey at the end because he had accidentally exhausted himself resetting and killing Frisk over and over again, combined with the damage Frisk did to him, so take my opinions with some salt.

>>47191688
Wait, what the hell, I spoilered that. What happened, why is it visible?

>>47191688
The SOULS seemed to be aware of their past selves, at least partially. Considering how they helped Frisk in ways that referred to their pasts anyway.

On that note, how do ghosts work in Undertale?

>>47191727
They are, apparently, just another species of monster, similar to Danny Phantom Ghosts. They're not actually departed humans/monsters. The only representation of THAT is Chara.

>>47191727
Just a type of monster that is incorporeal unless it possesses something.

>>47191106

That sounds exactly like Travelers Guild from Neptunia. Check the version on the drive. Maybe you were reading an old version of it or something?

Question about Worm Jump:
>Powers do grow with time and use, but this only expands already present parameters, it doesn't allow the development of new ones. Range, area, precision, strength, etc all increase, but your power only does it could always do better, not gain new capabilities.
How fast do the powers you get in Worm grow?

>>47191779
I would assume slowly but fanwank since the jump doesn't specify.

>>47191779
Probably at a rate dependent on how much conflict you get into when using them. It's how they're designed to grow.

>>47191775
Huh, I guess so. That's strange. I originally asked because I was curious if I could use it in the Undertale jump to get to the different universes.
Or to Gaster.

--World 2: Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic--

- STAGE SELECT: Dantooine - "Well, when you told me I 'rolled a Free Pick' I just picked the place that looked nicest!"
- DESIGNATION: Drop-In - "What's a 'Jedi?'"
- SPECIES: "Robot Master, remember?"
- SPECIALIZATION: "I don't see what mass times acceleration has to do with this stuff, Dr. Jay."
- UPGRADES:
- Tactical Info - "Sweet! This'll be useful for my surveys!"
- Hardware - "Who knows when I'll need to make field repairs?"
- GET EQUIPPED:
- T3 Series Utility Droid - "Kinda cute, actually! I think I'll call you... uh. How's Crescendo work?"
- Verpine Prototype Shield - "WEAPON GET: V. SHIELD"
- Beskar Armor - "I had some Screws left over and it looked pretty cool!"
- NEXT STOP

"You look like you could use some serious repairs."

"No kidding! I swear I've seen something work like that guy's red sword thing before! Maybe I'm thinking of Big Sis' Laser Trident?"

"May I ask who it was who patched you up enough to get you walking again?"

"Not sure. I could tell he was calling me a 'Droid,' though. Said the same about Crescendo here! When he said he wasn't sure why I didn't fight back, I told him about the Laws."

"And?"

"He didn't seem to get it."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmX3d_LgoCg

Looks like I'll need a replacement for Force Ma- I mean KOTOR on the list. Also I should check my math, make sure the discount/non-discount things don't leave me over budget.

>>47191857
Nightmare Before Christmas

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>>47191873
Here we go, then!

>1. SOUL Man
>2. Angel Man
>3. Pumpkin Man
>4. Shard Man
>5. Chroma Man
>6. Cave Man
>7. Augmented Man
>8. Eldritch Man

>>47191757
>similar to Danny Phantom Ghosts
That was a retcon anon. Considering how some of the early ghosts had backstories about what things were like when they were humans (Ember sings a fucking song about killing herself and the genie girls was shown on screen), it was only later that he went back and said NUH UH THEY WERE ALWAYS GHOSTS FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION.

But that's bullshit. That's bullshit and we know it.

>>47191888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpvdAJYvofI

>>47191810
Well, it's a given that it's not "fast", besides the initial boostsfrom figuring out how to use it properly
>>47191837
Nah, powers are designed to grow with being used, not necessarily through conflict. I mean tinker powers dont "grow" through the person who has those powers going "TINKER SMASH" and besides, it's stated in the jump:
>Through TIME and use
So there's at least some growth even without using those powers.


What I was asking about was how fast would the powers grow with fairly regular usage, not necessarily in conflict.

>>47191908
I am well aware. I was simply making a comparison. Remember Sidney Pointdexter? I do.

>>47191915
Does anyone have a good way of copying/stealing powers from your companions? I really want to be able get both Complete Arsenal and PtV.

>>47191956
I kinda liked that episode, so how could I forget?

But yeah in shows like that I ignore it when later seasons get retarded. Same for Spongebob and Fairly Oddparents.

so I have an very spoiler filled undertale question.


If we go Fallen Child, is Chara likely to try and possess us? We might not have the determination to wake him/her up but with that much power it seems like a party he/she wouldn't want to miss.
I am not saying he is going to have any luck. Even if we choose to murder everything but I honestly could see him trying. Maybe getting a couple of funny dreams and memories we shouldn't have

>>47191915
Okay, yes, technically powers grow through use, but the ones Eden and Zion use are designed to get the best output through conflict-based use (and it is specifically that, in Eden's interlude there's a brief bit where the narration says that they could have been designed to gather data in different ways but conflict was the way she chose). I'm not saying that you won't get some growth using them in other ways, or even not using them at all and letting them passively grow. But you'd probably get optimal increases using them in conflict.

Also
> I mean tinker powers dont "grow" through the person who has those powers going "TINKER SMASH"
They totally do. Tinkers do their best work when they're making devices that would push them into conflict and danger. That's why Leet's stuff keeps backfiring on him instead of just not working, his shard is angry at him for playing it safe.

>>47191959
There is, but it's a very dick move that you likely won't be forgiven for. Why the hell would you steal powers from companions?

>>47191978
Regular Undertale? No, the special ending comments that Chara, the Fallen Child, is lurking within Frisk, and you have to convince him/her to sacrifice what's left of their SOUL to restore Asriel.
Murdertale, on the other hand? ERASE.

>>47191959
Medaka Box
Get Real Eater and Lip Service, use Real Eater to switch Lip Service around so that you can take one power with a kiss instead of giving it away.

>>47192017
Alternatively, if you don't want to deal with Real Eater, the Jumper's Mark from Dishonored would let you give Lip Service to your companions so they could transfer it the normal way.

>>47192006
I would prefer a way to copy it since I don't want to steal powers from my companions but having a method for making that broken combo would be great for emergencies.

>>47192015
Ummm that's a bit of a problem for me. you see we get there 5 years before Frisk and honestly due to reasons I took a drawback where I basically lose if Frisk ever enters the underground. I am intending to beat the game before Frisk ever gets there. I will have to hunt down Frisk afterwords and make sure s/he has a good home and convince Toriel to take them in if they do not.
I also want to get Asriel because the poor guy deserves a break. So How can I do this?

162. Sword and Sorcery
Location: Blood-Stained Dunes
Age: 29, Origin: Sorceror (-50)
Perks: One of the Wise, A Scholar's Treasure (-50), Lost and Forgotten (-300), To Treat With Spirits (-150), The Arcane Craft (-150)
Items: An Occult Tome
8 Brothers Old and New (-800)
Drawbacks: The Nail That Sticks Up (+200), Tattered Veil (+300)

Chimmy: Warrior, Born to Be Mighty, Strength of Steel (-150), A Cry of Thunder (-150), A Mighty Blade [Spear]
Falco: Sorceress, One of the Wise, To Treat With Spirits (-150), The Arcane Craft (-150), An Occult Tome
Roberta: Warrior, Born to Be Mighty, Strength of Steel (-150), A Cry of Thunder (-150), A Mighty Blade [Sword]
Ko'el: Thief, The Trade of Thieves, Quick and Clever (-150), For Want of A Nail (-150), A Thief's Satchel
SoB: Warrior, Born to Be Mighty, By Might Divine (-300), A Mighty Blade [Hammer]
Asriel: Sorceror, One of the Wise, To Treat With Spirits (-150), The Arcane Craft (-150), An Occult Tome
Isaac: Sorceror, One of the Wise, To Treat With Spirits (-150), The Arcane Craft (-150), An Occult Tome
Toby: Thief, The Trade of Thieves, Whims of Fortune (-300), A Thief's Satchel

First off, I have more perks but Falcomon's Occult Tome is still bigger than mine. I'm not upset, just very very jealous. Then again, she is a Maid of Void and her Kith in Changeling lets her pull basic arcane knowledge out of the air. Dark secrets of magic are kind of her forte. And boy do we need them here.

We met Nyarlathotep, and he's like, the ginchiest. I'm all but immune to his powers, but he throws the best parties with kick-ass magical instruments. He even offered to let me play one, but I'm not retarded. I had to free people from his disastrous spell, and it didn't even seem to make him angry. Probably because it involved using my god-tier powers, several forms of magical music, and a dance-off between gangs that ultimately determined who would control the market nearest the palace. That and he "already got what he wanted".