Jumpchain CYOA Thread #800: Health and Safety Officer Edition

800th Thread what an accomplishment!

Pleasure knowing most of you.

>>46833699
Likewise.

So, are we going to get a Jump Rain this time?

>>46833779
Only Purple Rain.

>>46833795
Golden Rain?

Glad to have been here for most of the run so far. Thank you all.

>>46833699
Well, that sounded ominous.

Is there any way to fuse companions into a single being that only takes one companion slot?

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>>46833855
Sure. First you import them into Undertale. Then you stick them all into a room together. Then you inject all of them with DETERMINATION. Then you lock the door.

>>46833904
You monster.

>>46833855
Depending on whether you believe death and therefore the respawn mechanic works when consciousness of the individual ceases to be >>46833904 may or may not work for you, it could also traumatise your companions very badly when they respawn and create new life from their torture, melting flesh that beseeches you as to why.

Why woould you let it be born

And why won't it die.

Also if you're that much of lunatic you might as well do the same thing in Commoragh and become a Haemonculi or whatever they're called, because it's pretty much the same shit but more durable than monsterdom.

Or you could always go the FMA route if you truly want to win these year's Olympic edginess championship.

>>46833699
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
-Duddly Dresden, 'Firefly'.

>>46833855
A blender and a tiny hammer.

>>46833855
There's an item for it in Binbougami. Also a scenario reward in Final Fantasy 13-3.

Well done folks, we made it to 800. You done good anons.

What would you like to see more of, /jc/?

>>46834052
Fat Dragons!

>>46834052
Jumps

How can I eat demons and other spiritual beings to gain their power?

>>46834052
50 CP unlimited snack options.

>>46834106
dark binding?

>>46834052
Well, more jumps. That's why I started coming here, I guess.

Specifically more SMT, more Dirge in general because I really hope he'll return someday, more Lost Valley of the Dinosaurs' sequel; I guess more Exalted i.e. any at all a nice bonus too.

Also more people being rational and civil to each other, but I know better than to ask for the unrealistic and impossible.

More scenarios, too. That would be nice.

>>46834106
By chewing carefully and wearing a napkin so you don't get any on your Sunday best.

>>46834106
Digital Devil Saga is all about eating demons and other spirits to gain their power. You might want to wait until part 2 is done, of course, but you can pencil it in for now and move on.

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>>46834052
WIZARDS!

>>46834121
>>46834134
>eating with your bare hands, without even cooking

You fools. Only Alucard has the power to pull off that classy zoot suit look while simultaneously exploding into a tentacular mass of burning shadows. No other vampire can do that and still maintain proper etiquette and poise, and that is why he is the strongest.

>>46834142
Reminder that all wizards are scientists.

>>46834052
Peace in the thread.

In Legend of Mana, how far does the purified Mana Tree's influence spread? If I plant it, will it bring mana to a planet, a solar system, an entire universe, what?

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>>46834181
Heresy!

>>46834106
Doesn't that only work on souls?

>>46834186
Well, see, the Mana games don't extend into space. Instead they take place in self-contained fantasy worlds. In fact, I don't think any of the games ever even really acknowledge outer space as a concept.
So this question prettymuch has no answer.

But the Mana Tree does have enough power to fill an earth-sized planet with mana, for sure. Additionally, excessive use of mana, such as from the Mana Fortress, can cause strain on the overall magical system and even cause damage to the tree, so while mana in that sphere is plentiful, it probably can't go too far beyond that.

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>>46834167
>all wizards are scientists
Free Council pls go and stay go.

>>46834092
Yeah, but what kind of Jump? Specific genres? Specific media? Vacations? Gauntlets?

>>46834052
Cute pets.

>>46834313
>5 cups of tea in 22 second
PLEB! PLEB!

>>46834314
All of the above? One can never have too much of a good thing, provided they're not just power grabs and actually suit the setting.

>>46834272
Yep.

>>46834313
>implying I'm not a Genius
>implying I haven't researched Inspiration and Mania to the point where it's a spell system unto itself
>implying I'm not eagerly awaiting Genius the Transgression jump to prove you wrong

>>46834302
Darn. I was planning on planting it in Civ to give my world magic. The fact that artifacts get retconned in would have been useful. But if it's limited in the area it affects then it's not worth it. I don't want my people some day going to space and discovering that magic was a local phenomenon. I know I could just teach my people magic, but I'd like there to be magical phenomena separate from humans. Spirits and monsters and naturally-occurring magical materials and all that jazz. I suppose I could use the Shinsoo seeding from Tower of God, but I don't think that would get me what I need. Maybe I should go back to my original plan of using Civ to make a sci-fi setting, instead, and using the ancient ruins of your people that follow you to other jumps to insert Ancient Progenitor Races into the history of other settings.

>>46834393
I can only make so many Jump, anon...

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>>46834409
Oh, well, if you're looking for a series answer, I'd personally like to see more fantasy and science fiction book titles/series brought into the Jumpchain fold.

>>46834409
Which ones are you working on right now?

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>>46834396
>Genius.
>Proving anything.
>Implying.

>>46834463
Don't feel like putting on my name right now, since it's intended as more of a general question.

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>>46834186
>>46834302
>>46834407
Why not get some other things to help you out? No one said the tree had to stay unmodified...

-Mana Nodes (Age of Ice)
-Node Mastery (Masters of Magic)
-Magebulbs (World of Warcraft)
-Bulb of Hope (Final Fantasy XIII-2)
-Rift Flower Seed (Gravity Rush)

Mana nodes for obvious reasons, but 'Node Mastery' lets you get double out of whatever sources of magic you're using. Then there's the fact that Magebulbs collect wayward and latent magic from the soil to be harvested, AND 'Rift Flower Seeds' basically have magic itself as the crop. Then there's all kinds of boosters you can grab like 'Bulb of Hope' which more or less makes your plants bigger and produce more things. If the Tree of Mana's 'crop' is magic, well... you get the idea.

Plenty of stuff to enhance it out there, anon. Just need to get creative. I'm sure if nothing else you can just feed it water from the Well of Eternity, WHAT COULD GO WRONG.

>>46834052
More people calmly talking over their differences and jumps that fit the setting they're made for.

Also, more mystical-feely kinds of jumps. But that's more optional than anything.

>>46834571
>more mystical-feely kinds of jumps.
Like what?

>>46834396
>>46834497
That reminds me, would all that Totally-Not-Paradox bullshit about your mad science devices breaking down affect them post-Jump?

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>>46834409
We need a Barsoom jump... For vary important reasons.

>>46834052
More unusual settings. Underwater, underground, floating islands - anything that feels completely unlike earth. Also, more gauntlets.

>>46834545
I think I know who you are, and what you're working on, then. Good luck with it and no rush, it's one I'm really hyped for even if it's taking you a while.

If I'm wrong and you aren't, I'd like to see a Diablo jump if you're up for it.

>>46834589
I think basically everything Dirge has done, along with genres like Dresden Files/Changeling and the Lord of Light jump are good examples of what Red's talking about.

>>46834407
Hmmm. Well, you could take a couple of Writs of Expansion from Dwarf Fortress and seed the world with Kobolds, Dwarves and/or Elves.
If you can get a few dragons from ASoIaF, they seem to act as magic spreaders in their world, though getting a proper breeding population would be difficult.
And of course Endless Legend gives you Dust, and the ability to find it anywhere you go, which is basically the source of pretty much all of Auriga's "magic." Spreading it across an entire planet would be expensive, but quite doable.

When did we get A Generic Monster Trainer jump?

What would you want from a Heroes of Might and Magic Jump, /jc/?

>>46834660
The ability to kick people into conveniently placed deathtraps.

>>46834660
Might and Magic, I guess? Sorry, never heard of it. Although that does remind me-would a Hearthstone jump be covered under Warcraft/WoW or not?

>>46834677
That sounds more like a Dark Souls perk

>>46834636
When someone put it on the Drive without telling us about it. It'll be deleted soon enough.

>>46834571
I actually have considered all of those things. The problem is that they're still local producers of mana. I'd have to spread them throughout the cosmos in order to get complete arcanoforming of a universe. And I don't want such an obvious before and after sort of thing. The Mana Tree is great because it gets retconned in, it was always there producing mana. But if I go and add magic to the world, someday my people are going to figure that out, that magic just...happened, all of a sudden, and isn't really part of their world. If I just wanted a magical world, I'd be set, but I want a magical history, too. Thanks, anyways

>>46834621
I need to go farther than just a planet. And I also need it to go backwards in time. Maybe I should just build my own universe from the ground up, avoid this mess all together. Not sure how I'd get it into the Civ jump, though. Unless...could I make the universe a companion?

>>46834677
Oh, wait, that Might and Magic. Damn, got excited there for a moment.

>>46834660
>>46834142

>>46834660
+ The ability to train and lead armies, obviously.
+ The option to import monsters from previously visited Jumps for our Army.
+ The option of bringing our castle with us or attaching it to one side of our Warehouse.

Those would be the highest three things on my list.

>>46834702
If you wish to make a Hearthstone jump, go ahead.

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>>46834589
>>46834619
Honestly? It doesn't have to be dirge-styled stuff. More stuff like Lord of Light, Sword and Sorcery, Wuxia-styled things, Dark Souls, Devil Survivor 1, Actraiser... ...fuck, I just get the warm feelies when there's a jump that's written in such a way that makes you feel like you're stepping into a grand adventure, where you can choose whether to help the world or shake it to its core.

>>46834710
Alas. Hope you find something good soon, anon.

>>46834739
Goodness no, sorry-I was just curious, I don't knoe nearly enough to take a crack at it

>>46834660
5500 Power Liches.

But seriously, I haven't played HoMM since 2, and I barely remember any of it. I guess the main thing I want is some cool town-building shit and army-building shit.

>>46834710
>need to go farther than just a planet.
It can do that. Covers basically an entire galaxy in Endless Space. Expensive, but doable.

>And I also need it to go backwards in time.
Well. That's, uh, that's more difficult. I guess just use the ability to make sealed areas that retcon themselves in from the Mana Jump to make a bunch of Dust Anomalies before the Civ jump, scatter them over the planet, then spread the stuff out into space as far as you want and can afford and see what it makes.

>>46834703
I sure hope not!

>>46834636
About a year ago. However, some anons kept pressuring the author about one of the options, so they eventually scrapped the project and expressed the desire not to have it placed on the drive, so it never was.

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>>46834314
>>46834409
We need a The Purge jump. I have a mighty need to slap the shit out of those assholes.

A His Dark Materials jump would be pretty sweet too.

>>46834803
>His Dark Materials jump
Whatever happens, the Subtle Knife needs to stay the fuck away from any Jumper.

>>46834779
You talking about the Dust Tree? I thought that was a planetary thing, and the galaxy-wiide prevalence of Dust was because of the Endless' intergalactic empire

>>46834803
>His Dark Materials

Seconded. After jumping SMT I have a burning need to slap the shit out of some pretender angels who locked up their own god to rot.

>>46834799
I believe it did, a long time ago. But given how long ago it was shown to the thread, it should probably be posted here first, anyway. Just to see what changes there might be.

>>46834823
*Devil Survivor, Devil Survivor 2 and Digital Devil Saga, rather. And Soul Hackers, technically.

Still looking forward to SMT jump. I wanna be the littlest Herald.

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>>46834803
> "For one night a year everyone is encouraged to murder each other and all laws are abolished!"
> "The Purge stabilizes our society and makes it better!"
> Enter the Jumper.

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>>46834867
T-that's not true! I would totally save people instead of taking part in such base brutality!

No I wouldn't. The Purge appears to that dark sliver of my soul that I normally suppress.

>>46834823
>You talking about the Dust Tree?
That's one possible anomaly. There are a loooot more. Dust is responsible for most of the "magic" on Auriga, the setting for Endless Legend, basically the Fantasy Version of Endless Space.

>I thought that was a planetary thing, and the galaxy-wiide prevalence of Dust was because of the Endless' intergalactic empire
Not sure what you mean by it being a planetary thing, unless you mean in Endless Space in which case yes there was only one 'relevant' Anomaly per planet due to different game scope. As for it spreading due to the Endless, yes? That's why I said for you to spread it instead.

>>46834901
Oh no, I'ma different guy. I was mainly asking because I was pretty sure anon didn't have galactic travel capacity yet

>>46834867
What I hate most about it is the hypocrisy of the government officials.
Anyone above a certain level of authority is automatically granted immunity.
And it's pretty clear that the system is just being used to keep the poor in their place and their numbers down.
It's basically legalized classism.

>>46834052
The Belgariad/Mallorean jump.

Mostly because I want to annoy Polgara and Ce'Nedra.

>>46834921
It's not hypocrisy because that's exactly what the purpose is. Anything about catharsis is just empty rhetoric. The entire purpose of the purge is to clear out undesirables.

Which is why if this becomes a Jump I'd be instituting my own purge. With blackjack. And hookers. And ultratech weaponry and armor. And only one rule - the sole targets are people who would normally be exempt from the purge, and their families.

>>46835032
I personally like the idea of a jumper just going whole hog on the purge as is and fucking up the sustainable population, thereby dooming humanity to societal collapse and extinction, all while technically staying within the rules.

But your way is also funny.

>>46835032
So, basically, the Rick and Morty episode with a purge?

>>46835102
Damn it you beat me to saying it

I mean they did outright reference the whole schebang and the title

>>46835032
>Which is why if this becomes a Jump I'd be instituting my own purge. With blackjack. And hookers. And ultratech weaponry and armor

>insert your own Rick and-

>>46835102

DAMN IT

>>46835081
I prefer karmic retribution to wanton slaughter. You do you, though.

>>46835102
Never saw it, but after looking it up? Basically.

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>>46835032
The first rule of genocide club is you dont stay shy about genocide club. SPREAD THE FUN!

>>46835223
How do you think they'd react to a full powered Angel?

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>>46834867
>"Can't you see they don't want to kill each other? After all, they wouldn't want to disappoint me."
>"Isn't that right, dears?"

Oh, if only.

>>46835303
They would pray to a silent sky for salvation, not understanding that Heaven now walks upon the earth, bringing judgment upon mankind.

Huh, there seems to be a second Banner Saga game.

Is that covered under the current jump or does it merit its' own?

>>46835303
Depends on what kind you are. Darksiders? Same as any spehss marine. Bayonetta? FEAR NOT.mov. Supernatural? You look like glowy fart gas, so-just general confusion, really. The people near you will be too blinded and/or burnt to ash to relaly comment anyhow.

>>46835032
Purge + Warhammer 40K weapons /does/ sound like an efficient solution.

>>46835383
I meant NGE, considering the Zeruel expy with an S2 engine should be able to wipe out cities and shrug off nukes

>>46835421
No I want to see The Purge where everybody's weapons are replaced with Nerf guns.

>>46835383
>Bayonetta? FEAR NOT.mov
That sounds cool. What will people look like/what abilities will they have if I use the Bayo perk to make them angels? And could they take human form or no?

>>46835433
Well, the Purge is only designed with humans in mind, so they'd probably react in the same way they would if they were suddenly attacked by Godzilla.

The only real difference being that everything shuts down during the Purge, so it would probably take them significantly longer to rally up some kind of defense or even realize what was happening.

>>46835462
Bayo angels look like gieger decided to draw with a gold paintbrush.

>>46835383
>Darksiders? Same as any spehss marine.
Is that all? They seemed more powerful from the jump description? What's their magic like? Or is that not the Archangel version?

>>46835383
>Supernatural? You look like glowy fart gas
IIRC, that was just due to the budget concerns.
Pretty sure Castiel said his true form was 'the size of your Chrysler building'.

>>46835488
>gieger
>Google that
>First image is titled "penis landscape"
>Dafuq.jpg

>>46835531
>google Geiger
>receive penises
>act surprised
I don't know what you were expecting.

>>46835571
He probably doesn't know who that is.

>>46835571
>>46835591
I didn't. So Bayo angels are giant golden genitals?

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>>46835462
Something like this, initially. Assuming you're starting off with a baseline human. More powerful beings would probably look like the more advanced castes of angels.

In canon they can't turn back. But since this isnt' the canon angelification process, for all I know you could create Angel Dante by tweaking the "genes".

http://bayonetta.wikia.com/wiki/Affinity

>>46835490
Oh, they are-it's just in the game they LOOK like the Emperor personally redesigned some Sisters and Space Marines to look more golden.

It's a GoW-style game so magic isn't shown much. One of the higher-ups teleports between planes of existence. Mostly they seem to break out magitech guns and things, though.

>>46835512
And Zachariah pretty much said he looked like those human-lion-eagle faced things in the bible, and yet somehow these foms never got whipped out even when things got desperate for them, but the glowey fart gas stuff has been pretty consistent.

The only way I can reconcile the dissonance is if, as energy beings, they can change form in their gas forms and looked like that before humanity was invented.

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>>46835433
This is what is known as an 'outside context problem'. Nobody's going to know what to do in that situation, it's so far outside their realm of experience. In fact, unless your angel is a giant flashing neon sign that reads "WHO'S PURGING NOW?" they're probably not even going to correlate it to the Purge. Not unless it starts happening multiple years in a row.

But they will probably totally shit themselves most likely.

>>46835642
So what you're saying is, carry a sign?

>>46835716
If you want them to know why this is happening, yes.
Make sure it's easily noticeable on a twelve story godbeast wrought from nightmares. Maybe invest in some reflectors like bikers use at night.

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>>46835620
I think the reason that they never use those forms, on Earth at least, is that they're basically WMDs in that form. They can't react meaningfully with people other than destroying them and everything within a few hundred feet of them.

It wouldn't really help them with their little secret wars to start melting cities accidentally.

>>46835779
>NGE Angel suddenly bursts into reality in the middle of the Purge
>It opens its mouth to speak, and a giant mean sigbbursys into existence floating over its head
>"WHO'S GETTING PURGED NOW, BITCH?!"
>Trailer cuts to black
>The Purge 3, coming in 2017

>>46835800
God has the weirdest fetishes.

>>46835842
>"I'VE GOT THE URGE, THE URGE TO PURGE"

>>46835716
>>46835779
You know, to be on the safe side and not confuse your murderous rampage with a generic natural disaster you should BE the sign. As in, your angel form should be a gigantic sign spelling out the words YES I, THE JUMPER, AM ATTACKING YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR YEARLY TRADITION KNOWN AS THE PURGE, WHICH OFFENDS ME ON AN AESTHETIC AND/OR MORAL LEVEL. ALSO I AM SENTIENT AND INTEND YOU HARM RATHER THAN A MINDLESS FORCE OF NATURE.

Be like Armisael and right it all out in neon silly LCL string.

>>46835800
The problem is that doesn't explain why most angels get mowed down with hardly any fuss; even the burned-wings-on-the-ground thing stops happening around Season 8; to be fair it might have been after Metatron's nerfing of all Heaven.

Also at max power Michael clashing with Lucifer was said to wipe out half the planet so somewhow I don't see the rank and file of Zachariah's level, which even some DEMONS have overpowered, being anywhere near that level.

>>46835885
I thought Zachariah and Cas after the first (or was it second) time he was revived, were Seraphim - the rank between grunts and Archangels?

>>46835860
I imagine all the weird ass angel bodies as god in his avant-garde phase, before he settled down and started making critters that make sense.

>>46835885
All the angels got their wings burned off when Metatron pulled his Ultimate Dick Move.

Lucifer and Michael, along with Gabriel best angel and Rapheal were Archangels, not angels.
They're built differently.
They're the prototypes to the normal angel's production line model.
IIRC they don't even have Graces, because their power is innate and directly wired in.

>>46835976
They were, yeah. Meant to say that-they're still not the big dogs like Joshuah, Metatron or anyone else who can call themselves an occupational peer of the archangels but they're higher than most. Probably slightly higher than Anna too. And it was the first, yeah.

>>46834257
>shoulder-fired, bullpup, 30mm Ma Deuce
TRIPLE FUCKING HERESY

Where's SisterAnon when you need her?u

>>46836060
Off potentially derailing humanity's best chance against the worst of the infinite xeno horde, apparently

>>46836094
Didn't she also try to genocide the Magical Girls in Madoka?

>>46836148
Yes. It's kind of hilarious.

>>46836148
Oh yes, she did now I recall it. To be fair, Madokami is basically like if a Chaos God was made up of only positive and benevolent emotions and multiversal in scope.

But yeah, even assuming the Incubators don't do...something (rally every magical girl on the planet to fight her?) to protect their investment, they operate on an interplanetary scale so she didn't even doom humanity-her actions hardly matter in the grand scheme of things. For all we know some other planet evolves a cute girl moe enough to eventually break the cycle when her dorky best friend does the time loop energy surplus glitch.

>>46835878
I would ask "Top Gun jump when?" But we already have Ace Combat. Which is the same thing but better.

>>46836148
Isn't that what you're supposed to do?

>>46836336
No because Madoka fixes everything with a simple wish, by turning the Incubators' exact wording back on them.

>>46836060
>Where's SisterAnon when you need her?u
Yeah, /u/ sounds about right.

>>46836351
And then Homura fucks it all up again. Even if you fix that, there's no reason that another Meguca couldn't ruin things once more. The only lasting solution is one where there are no more Meguca. Now, maybe that doesn't have to involve genocide, but it is the safest solution. They live horrible existences, anyway, it's really a mercy to kill them all.

>>46836415
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>>46836415
Well the issue is you're not genociding the Incubators.

The moment you leave they'll just make more Meguca and all your progress is wasted.

Also you're killing cute girls and that's a no-no in some people's books. Including mine.

>>46836465
Oh, sorry, I thought that killing the Incubators went without saying. Of course I'm going to kill them, is there a single non-evil jumper who doesn't? Killing the Incubators is the only way to prevent the save the universe, despite what they might claim.

>>46836383
/u/ is a silly place. I know that sounds redundant for 4chins, but even by that standard it's silly-not even particularly better or worse than any board, just sillier.

>>46836415
>it is the safest solution

Christ, you make me want to puke. I have nothing against murderboners but have the balls to admit you're bloodthirsty, bored and can't be bothered to think of a less destructive solution.

You could bring in magic from somwhere else. You could give the Incubators perpetual energy tech and make them end the system. You could FUCKING TALK TO MADOKA AND HOMURA to work out their lingering communication/attachment issues.

Of all the halfassed excuses to kill shit, this has to take the cake.

>there's no reason that another meguca couldn't ruin things again

There's no reason every nuclear weapon on Earth couldn't result in MAD, does that mean we have a moral obligation to kill every government on Earth? Are you really going to say Bancho is right?

>>46836465
I don't even care about the cute girls thing, I'm just disgusted by how quickly he's giving up when jumpchain is chock full of outside context solutions.

>>46836524
I'd rather not attract the things that scare /them/, okay?

Well also any attempt on my part to deal with them would lead to my swift and painful demise.

>>46836524
>killing the incubators

Pfhahaha, good luck. They're a hivemind. Killing one of the weasels is about as inconvenient for them as losing a toenail. Homucifer only ganked the entire race after snatching Madoka's powers.

>>46836415
Actually, no, not really. Homura was an extraordinary case, what with the time loops, being a witch and yet not, and the Incubators making Madoka temporarily vulnerable. And even then, all she did was take the Madoka out of Madokami, the Law of Cycles is still running in the background, and Homura herself states that Madoka will regain her powers and memories one day. Other magical girls wouldn't even stand a chance.

>>46836530
>You could bring in magic from somwhere else.
I don't see how that prevents the Meguca from being a threat to reality.

>You could give the Incubators perpetual energy tech and make them end the system.
Again, doesn't solve the problem of the Meguca. If you really believe that the Incubators do what they do because they need more energy, then you're deluded.

>You could FUCKING TALK TO MADOKA AND HOMURA to work out their lingering communication/attachment issues.
Once more, there are other Meguca that can ruin the world.

>There's no reason every nuclear weapon on Earth couldn't result in MAD, does that mean we have a moral obligation to kill every government on Earth?
No, but it does mean we have a moral obligation to get rid of our nuclear arsenals. I'm totally for nuclear disarmament. Granted, I recognize that would likely cause a lot of problems on its own, but that just means we need to fix them, too.

>>46836573
I'm not saying it will be easy. I plan to be at it for quite some time.

>>46836582
Homura is an extraordinary case, but not a special one. It could happen again. The Meguca are too dangerous to let exist.

>>46836415
Really the problem came about because Homura couldn't keep her big mouth shut and told Kyubey
"SO YOU USED TO GET A LOT MORE ENERGY BUT THEN MADOKA FIXED IT SO MAGICAL GIRLS DON'T DIE ANYMORE"

And then Kyubey being Kyubey decided to see if he could fuck things up for everyone so he could get more energy because fuck magical girls and fuck your happy ending.

>>46836650
>Not a special one
Okay, now that's just flat out wrong. As of now, it is literally impossible to replicate Homura. As far as we know, no magical girl can have the same power as another, so no time loops, no being able to be a witch and yet not, and certainly not the the Isolation field. Now you're just making excuses. Speaking of which, the Isolation field was only possible because Homura, who remembered the previous reality, told Kyuubey about Madoka. So no.

>>46836738
>no magical girl can have the same power as another
I'm going to have to ask for some citation on this.

>>46836650
>If you really believe that the Incubators do what they do because they need more energy, then you're deluded.

Then how about you explain to us their true motives, O Wise and Farseeing One?

>>46836650
It's going to take you longer than 10 years dipshit. They operate on multiple planets at the very least, and most likely on a universal scale given what they hope to achieve. This is of couse assuming they have no military capabilities.

>I don't see how-
>nuclear disarmament

There's a big fucking difference between nuclear disarmament and killing off all humanity to ever be peformed. Again: You could offer the Incubators a superior solution so they don't have to continue the harvests.

>waaah Meguca ruins everything

Congratulations, you killed everyone. The universe will eventually die of heat death. You retard.

Oh look, see >>46836738. Just admit you're only trying to justify ways to live out your power fantasy by picking on acceptable targets and give up any pretensions of morality.

>>46836415
>Safest Solution
Yeah, no.
On the Magical Girl end, you have the Cure from Supernatural turned into a macine through Crimson Saint, Digitized Sorcery, or Amazo’s Backup Memory, creating Soul Gem Purifiers, and creating infrastructure to distribute them.
On the Incubator Side, you have Minecraft EE Tech, The Orgel of Origins, Possibly the Corespondence from what I've heard, and other infinite energy items you could trade them for Dropping Magical Girls as their way of reversing entropy.

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>>46836775
Better yet, I want ot know his.

Actually nevermind, I found them out.

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Once more into the breach. Here's version 0.6 of The Fountain for review.

How can I get a perpetual energy generator that can sate Galactus' hunger?

>>46836777
Where did you get this idea that I was going to kill all humanity? I'm just killing the Meguca, a relatively small subset of humanity. And we've got another 10^15 years before the Heat Death happens, we've got time to figure out another solution. One that's real, unlike whatever the Incubators are doing. Seriously, there is no need to rush. This is a very young universe.

>>46836775
I don't know what their motive is. But I know what it isn't, and that's "preventing the heat death of the universe". Even a most basic analysis of the series shows that the Grief Seeds don't have nearly enough energy in them for that. I don't know what they're harvesting them for, but it's not because they need to reverse entropy.

>>46836826
>biosphere
>Meditation

MUCH better, good job.

>The Road to Awe

Are you trapped in the jump if you are naturally immortal and cannot accept death or is this just fluff?

Also you should make the age change power STRICTLY aesthetic in nature, since this is a non-canon-but-thematically-inspired power and thus shouldn't be too overwhelming. Some species out there become stronger with age.

>>46836863
Whatever, Hitler. Look, go be Bancho somewhere else.

>One that's real

Making a lot of assumptions, like there's one at all.

>>46836917
Oh yeah, just go ahead and ignore canon statements to fit your fanwanked power fantasy. Should've admitted it from the start. It's explicitly THE setting's aentropic source of energy, dumbass. You're just making things up to justify your murder spree at this point.

It's a goddamn anime, it doesn't have to make sense.

>>46836953
The Road to Awe can be bypassed by the Detour to Awe. The Age change I can do.

>>46836953
>It's explicitly THE setting's aentropic source of energy, dumbass.
Yeah, and that source is very small and weak. Nowhere near the "billions of supernovae" level each Seed would need to have for them to be useful in preventing the progression of entropy. And the only person telling us that harvesting them is for a good cause is the being that's been manipulating everyone to cause them suffering so he can harvest them. I don't think Kyuby is a trustworthy source. Oh, I know, I know, "Kyuby never lies, he just lets you draw false conclusions". But a reputation for telling the truth is exactly what a liar would cultivate.

>>46836850
I don't believe that can done. Not without already being Abstract tier by the time you hit up Marvel.

Galactus doesn't just eat planets to fuel himself. He does it as a sort of balancing act for the cosmos, removing the stagnant to allow the new to come about. Plus, if I remember correctly, he specifically goes for planets with dormant/baby Celestials in them due to... reasons.

>>46837100
The thing with the baby Celestials was just in the Earth X continuity. In mainstream 616 his criteria for choosing a planet are more vague.

>>46837100
Well, I was thinking he could avoid to be a lot less of a prick if he didn't actually NEED to eat the planets to survive. He could still go around eating baby Celestials.

And there was at least one thing that could do that in a Marvel canon. The seed of a Ygdrasil, I think? I was wondering if there was anything else from another setting that could do it.

>>46837100
>he specifically goes for planets with dormant/baby Celestials in them
If we were to, say, extract said dormant Celestials from the planet somehow to feed him... what do you suppose the probability of that is? Discounting the edgelords who'd want to eat the Celestials themselves.

>>46837165
>calling someone an edgelord
>is literally Voldemort

>>46837031
And if you bullshit that hard about a show's canonical facts to fit your powerwanking fantasy you might as well say Shinji was the true mastermind of Evangelion and Minnie Mouse is secretly Mickey's clone in drag. It's fucking magic, idiot. Magic doesn't have to make sense to your puny earth physics.

Also there's a Supernatural that can turn formally human beings back into pure humans with a lot of effort, but you clearly can't be assed to conjoin conjures/magic booster it into something on a global scale that can prevent your paranoid conspiracy theory from coming true.

>>46836991
Cheers. Welcome back, as you can see I'm currently busy explaining to this idiot why he's emulating Bancho.

>>46837165
Zero. That was an alternate continuity. In canon, Galactus's hunger has nothing to do with the Celestials. Galactus eats planets for their life energy, not any Celestial eggs they might contain.

>>46837165

Where is the 1984 jump I can't find it

>>46837031
This is ultimately just your fanwank theory.
You don't have any evidence. Do you?

Just seems like you're looking for an excuse to murder little girls.

>>46837142
>>46837287
Well now I look like a right proper dunce.

>>46837209
Voldemort wasn't edgy.
Hypocritical racist dumbass, yes. Edgy, no.

>>46837278
I don't see how I'm "powerwanking" by applying basic observation and analysis to the setting. We see what one Grief Seed's worth of energy can do. It's not enough, even if you multiply it by the entire population of Meguca.

>>46837302
My evidence is that the high explosives that Homura uses are a more effective way of fighting Witches than magic blasts are. She can put out a level of firepower that would require any other Meguca to drain their Soul Gem dry. So unless magic is incredibly inefficient (which wouldn't make it very good for defeating entropy, either), it provides less energy than is contained within a reasonably-sized mass of chemical explosives.

>>46837343
>got immortality by murdering his father
>created a secret evil club called Death Eaters
>symbol is a skull with a snake for a tongue
>dresses in all black robes
>not edgy

Even years later, people here still get upset about a little fictional murder.

>>46837278
Ah, yes. So I see

A doubt just hit me, I got an adamantium skellington (i know it's spooky alright) inside my body, how will that interact with shapeshifting perks or alt forms?

>>46837473
Depends on how you're shapeshifting, I suppose.

>>46837401
It's more like they get upset when someone starts insisting that their murder is what's best and anyone who doesn't murder is wrong.
If you haven't noticed yet, Jumpers don't like to be told what to do. Especially not by other jumpers.

>>46837473
Personally, I don't let it change with shapeshifting, but do let every alt-form have an appropriate version of it.

That's just me through, nothing official from any jumpmaker.

>>46837380
Witches have more innate magical power, due to being insane, jailbroken, physics violating monsters.
It stands to reason that they'd be substantially tougher proportionately, when compared to the average Meguca's magic blasts.

Trying to measure the power output of a Witch by guesstimating the power of a Meguca is a fool's errand.

I know I can't convince you to not go murderhobo on some 13 year olds, but have the decency to admit that it's fucked up.

Which jumps allow me to gain an inner demon?

>>46837380
>I don't see how I'm powerwanking by ignoring things the creators have said about the setting in interviews, artbooks and so on and so forth

Nobody likes Twilight but noboby claims vampires are Fae either, mostly because it'd be an insult to Fae

>>46837853
[obligatory Phantom Pain reference]

Dresden Files.

Van Helsing

Dishonored, sort of; the Outsider shows up in dreams and teaches you how to make morally ambiguous eldritch technology

>>46837853
Naruto?

>>46834921
It is also insane, as society would outright collapse with that sort of thing going on.

>>46838090
Peasant bloodsport?

>>46836850
Maybe the core battery on the Shard from GLTAS?

>>46838190
No firefighters means a city burns fucking down.
That is just the start.

What can magic in the Witcher do?

Is there a warehouse addon that lets it snow there?

>>46838421
Biosphere in this Jump
>>46836826

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>>46838421
See >>46836826 and the God of War add-on:

>-Olympian Demesne (50CP): Have you ever wanted to feel like a god? Even for a little while? There's ways, of course. But anyone will tell you that a god has a home. By selecting this, you may aesthetically alter the Warehouse to appear like an impressive palace upon a large mountain, looking down at a lush world. Or maybe you want to make it look charred and broken, with your fortress of iron above lava. The exact details or mythological references desired are yours to decide, but you must remember it is still the Warehouse, not a world. Walls are still walls, as are ceilings.

>>46838450
>>46838473
thank you

So how come there's a whole folder for the single warhammer 40k jump? Is there more 40kjumps planned or something?

>>46838473
Speaking of GoW, I haven't played it and I was wondering how powerful the gods and monsters there are? Because I feel like I'll end up pissing off like...everyone from what I do know about it.

Brainstorming for a theoretical Katamari Jump.
Aside from, you know, getting a Katamari and various terrain based powers... and OST... can anyone think of anything to add?

>>46838527
The folder situation is a bit mad. There's 3 Fire Emblem jumps, 2 imaged and one not. There is a Fire Emblem folder in the imaged folder which only has one of them in.

Also I think there are more planned but I think that's basically coincidental given the general organisational silliness.

>>46838298
…Shit, I never even thought about that.

The premise of those movies is now even more fucking retarded.

I only ever thought about the whole 'selling state secrets to foreign governments' thing people could do.

>>46838527
Well we've got Wakfu Anon working on Eldar, and Red doing Black Crusade.

As for why Commorragh isn't also in that folder - fucked if I know. I've learned to stop questioning how the Drive's managed because apparently that's "shitting" on Brutus.

Does
>This Is, In Fact, My Final Form
from SAO need to be a
>giant and monstrous alt form, drawn from mythology
or can i adjust it to be more little and cute?

How hard is force lightning to learn if I don't buy it?

>>46838707
Can't be that hard, pretty much any known Sith in the movie can do that shit

>>46838707
If you train under the Sith it'll probably be one of the first things you learn how to do.
Jedi don't seem to use it, though.
So either go dark or go home.

>>46838585
Katamari, huh? Are we a prince/ss of Cosmos?

>>46838743
>>46838792
Actually, does Copycat from Ranma work on Force Powers?

>>46838792
>>46838707
Basically, it's a super easy technique for Dark Siders. Channel your hatred into the force and wish to harm someone, shoot lightning.

There's a lightside version, but it's hard as fuck to use because it's one of those 'you gotta balance your emotions without going dark side bro' force moves. So it's very rare.

>>46838807
>>>46838585 (You)
>Katamari, huh? Are we a prince/ss of Cosmos?
Yes. That is exactly it.

This is my current brainstorm list... in no order.

KATAMARI
Free Katamari
Speed Ball: Faster katamari.
Bumpy Ball: Katamari can roll over obstructions up to 1/3rd the height of the Katamari
Star Maker: Turn junk into small, fragile stars
King of All Cosmos: You grow to a height of 20,000km and can fly through the vacuum of space.
Stupid Hat: Your head is now wider than your shoulders.
Add to the Cosmos: You can make objects fly up into orbit by concentrating on them.
Obsessive Collecting: You must sort everything you own and everything you collect into specific categories and them sort them by height.
Walk on the Bottom: You can survive underwater indefinately
Pusher: Your strength while pushing any mobile object is functionally unlimited. As long as it has wheels (or is a ball) you can move it.
Jumplook: You can leap 100 times your height up into the air and hang, motionless, looking around for up to 5 minutes.

>>46838706
Well, if the Good King Moogle XII can be a boss, probably. Either way, I don't think anyone will protest much.

>>46838841
Can I use the Dark Side without becoming evil or gaining the fashion sense of a blind emo kid?

>>46838859
That's Good King Moogle Mog XII to you, you disrespectful swine!

>>46838874
Sure, but you gotta play the balance game and stay Gray.

>>46838850
>You grow to a height of 20,000km and can fly through the vacuum of space.
Eh, don't know about the height. Seems a bit much to me, unless it can only be used for visual effect.

>>46838945
Fair enough.

>>46838850
King of All Cosmos: You grow to a height of 20,000km and can fly through the vacuum of space. While you are this height, your mass does not increase, meaning you will be all but completely intangible, But the view from up there is probably nice.
Just 5cm?: You are now 5cm high.
Demanding Father: You keep getting asigned insane, pointless, or flat out crazy tasks. If you fail the task, you will be forced to repeat it after being mocked. You will be mocked anyway, no matter how well you perform. Sure, it doesn’t matter, but years of being mocked and scorned as a constant failure will no doubt weigh upon you.
The Royal Voice: You can speak in rainbow colored words and project your voice into any place you can see.

>>46839041
Works for me. That's about all the help I can give though, I only played a bit of the first one.

133. Adventure Time
Location: Breakfast Kingdom
Origin: Drop-In, Age: 11
Perks: Beautiful Hair (-50), Astral Projection (-150) Door Lord (-400), Croak Dream (-250)
Items: Treefort Seed (-150)
Come Along With Me (-400)
Flaws: Sir Slicer (+100), Stanky Old Wizard Eyes (+300)

Chimmy: Adventurer, Bravery, Beautiful Hair (-100), Dungeoneering (-100), James Baxter Good (-200)
Falco: Wizard, Wiz Biz, Beautiful Hair (-100), Monstrous Form (-300)
Roberta: Adventurer, Bravery, Beautiful Hair (-100),
Ko'el: Drop-In, Beautiful Hair (-50), Generate Mayonnaise (-100), Croak Dream (-250)
SoB: Adventurer, Bravery, Beautiful Hair (-100), Dungeoneering (-100), Floop the Pig (-200)
Asriel: Wizard, Wiz Biz, Beautiful Hair (-100), Monstrous Form (-300)
Isaac: Scientist, Auto-Tune, Beautiful Hair (-100), Brilliant Inventor (-300)
Toby: Adventurer, Bravery, Beautiful Hair (-100), Dungeoneering (-100), Floop the Pig (-200)

It's Adventure Time! Come on, grab your friends! We'll go to very different lands!

I'm an insane child wandering around the land of breakfast and making an ass out of myself on a consistent basis, just like I've always dreamed I'd be. In actual dreams, even.

This jump has a lot of characters in it that I pity more than respect or even like. Finn is a child being forced to more or less raise himself, having no parents to turn to and at best Jake for guidance. Princess Bubblegum who can't seem to escape being everyone's love interest and is a cackling mad scientist. Marceline who has a grab bag of issues related to every man in her life. The entire Lemongrab society of autists. And Ice King with everything he's ever touched. Basically, everyone here is awkward and sad.

And while I'm in no position to "save" them, I do feel that we can help each other out of these situations. That's been my guiding philosophy for actually dealing with problems since around jump 16 or so. No man is an island, after all. Which is a different point entirely, but still fits in a way.

>>46838558
They're... considerably powerful. Depending on when you go at it, or how tactful you are, it can either be an easy jump or you can basically have a real bad time at what's going on.

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GENERIC MAGICAL BOY (9)
--LOCATION--
Generic Space Future
--BACKGROUND--
Reincarnated Warrior (900cp)
Male, 12yo
--ABILITIES--
•Physical Boost (800cp)
•Basic Elemental Zap (Ki Blast)
•You Turned Into What? (700cp)
•Always On Duty (550cp)
•That Did Not Happen (250cp)
•Anti-Magic (-350cp)
--EQUIPMENT--
•Rich Family
•Ordinary Weapon (Laser Pistol) (-400cp)
--DRAWBACKS--
•It Never Stops! (-100cp)
•Where Are They? (0cp)

http://pastebin.com/1WU2nzf7

>>46839143
>No man is an island, after all.
You can't tell me I can't git hueg, Elona!

>>46839172
Like, how well would they do against Shounen high-tiers? Say, Madara and Hashirama's or Naruto and Assume during the war?

I mean, Kratos killed them, right? How powerful is he?

>>46839617
>Kratos killed them, right? How powerful is he?
360% MAD.

>>46839648
3.6 Moroccan dirhams?

More Katamari brainstorming
Cancer: The ability to summon 133 crabs in 5 minutes
Cygnus: The ability to summon 71 swans in 6 minutes
Corona Borealis: The ability to create 107 random crowns in 8 minutes.
Pisces: The ability to summon 174 random fish in 5 minutes
Virgo: The ability to summon 199 random females in 10 minutes
Ursa Major: The ability to summon one giant bear every 10 minutes
Gemini: The ability to create 109 duplicate items in 10 minutes
Taurus: The ability to summon a giant cow every 10 minutes
Polaris: The ability to make two objects swap sizes

>>46839617
He struggles to open chests regularly and takes damage from regular people with regular swords, but he also was strong enough to not be crushed between a titan's fingers and forcing the upper one away. I think someone calculated that, and it came up as making him a 500 tonner, but I can't give you a source. Some people say he draws power from his anger, explaining why his strength and durability are all over the damn place, but I don't think that's actually stated anywhere. His speed is his weakest aspect, either being close to a normal person or a lightning dodger, but I don't remember if the thing where he evades one of Zeus' bolts was promo material or actually in the games. Some people cry about it and say it wasn't real lightning because they're nerds and want Kratos to lose in Vs Battles, but eh.

>>46839843
CRAB BATTLE!!! now in perk form.

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>>46839617
I don't know how the fuck to figure out anything using those examples, I don't read Naruto that high.

>I mean, Kratos killed them, right? How powerful is he?
>pic related

>>46839612
Sure I can. Our notable jumpers of hugeness are two eldritch abominations, in naughty and nice flavors, and a stick in the mud. None of them are men, and I'm convinced none of them ever will be.

Shorty.

so anon, who was your companion in the LoT and why did you pick them?

>>46839843
How big are the giant bear and cow?

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>>46839960
I'll have you know I am a perfectly wholesome, innocent, and pure demon who is easily able to be comprehended. And will gladly offer you fruit smoothies.

>>46840003
IG chick.

Normal humans can't stay coherent in the warp (thank fuck) after they die, so her getting eaten by daemons is just a different more painful flavor of true death.

>>46840003
Tomb Spyder for life. Being a tincan for the entire duration was better than squishy.

So... like ASA, but less extreme.

>>46840129
>Normal humans can't stay coherent in the warp (thank fuck) after they die, so her getting eaten by daemons
Bad news, anon. You get grabbed by Daemons, they can keep you intact(ish) to play with while it amuses them.

>>46840003
Toby the tyranid because i wanted to have tyranids. actually nearly caused me to fail the chain at part 2.

>>46840101
Ummm... about 10 feet tall I think? I didn't put in stats because I have to check the walkthrough

>>46840169
Like I said, more painful flavor. They'll tire eventually.

>>46840003
Shauphez, because I was breaking the Deadlight and didn't wanted an acceptable sacrifice. Everyone else I'd feel bad about letting them be consumed by Chaos, but...Dark Eldar. It's exactly what she deserved. It was going to happen sooner or later, anyway.

>>46840003
Tobie because he's cute and I don't want to get mind raped by an Eldar.

He died. Now it's Cultist, who is my cutie button.

>>46840291
"didn't wanted"? Christ, my typing is just full of dumb typos lately. Sorry. I think my intent was clear, though.

>>46840003
Ko'el, because the humans would kill me on sight, the Eldar starts out trying to fuck with your head, the Dark Eldar is a Dark Eldar, the Tyranid is a Tyranid, I like having organs enough to avoid the Tomb Spider, and the same applies to my limbs.

>>46840103
That's why you're the nice flavor.

>>46840224
Seems somewhat oddly balanced, but oh well. How accurate are the duplicate items? Are they just shells, or do they have the same properties as the originals? How long do they last? Are they different from the originals in any way? What kind of limitations does the copying have? Can unique items like Excalibur or Avalon be copied?

>>46840319
You like having organs? But they're so gross and squishy, how do you stand it?

>>46840342
They're like pet slugs that I can keep in my body, so that's pretty great. They squish and schlorpe, and they wiggle sometimes when I shake myself. It's like being my own personal terrarium.

>>46833855
well since it's clear you're obviously pretty evil already get embraced by the Ozzy Osbourne looking motherfucker in Helsing and eat them then puke them back up as one, it comes with the bonus of allowing you to remix them however you want.

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>>46840003
I haven't been there yet.

Sometimes I don't think I'll ever go.

>>46840404
Oh. I think you have better organs than I do, then. Mine just kind of sit there. If they ever do get up to do stuff, it's to bug me. My pancreas is a real jerk.

>>46840404
Why wouldn't you want to replace them with something that's more durable?

In Naruto, how big of a boost is the Sage Mode thing you get at the end of the jump for beating the big bad?

>>46840332
All good questions. I think the answer is that common items can be copied exactly, living things get approximate copies, and powerful items get knock offs. As for how long they last... that pretty much depends on what pricepoint I need to fill.

Yeah, the balance is off a bit, but that's because I'm trying to stay mostly faithful to the Insane challenges required to get them. The timeframes are all the Challenge Timeframes and the numbers are the numbers you need to collect.

>>46840452
They're all tied to their spots still. But they do move about in their wriggliness. They're all loosely connected bits of flesh.

>>46840462
Like pet scorpions instead of slugs? I can do that, actually. I just don't really have cause. I guess that's going in the ideas bin, though.

>>46834921
This is when I pull a Rick and Mourty, find some nice poor people, equip them with power armor and ask if they would like to go purge at the rich peoples house.
I am not going to kill anyone myself but I do correct some social imbalances,.

>>46834052
jumps that revisit the same universes with continuity like the 40K jumps. Also weapon modification sections like in bayonetta and God of war

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>>46840003
>choose the space marine because he's awesome and I want to be awesome
>for the lulz roll if I fumble picking up the artifact
>roll a fucking 1
>I bumble fuck so hard the item breaks
>FUK

I liked that Space Marine guy. He's a bro and would have kept me on the straight and narrow. Too bad I fucked it all up. This is why I don't take depower drawbacks. I'm an eternal failure. At the very least I could potentially fix my fuckups.

>>46834052
low power jumps or jumps that seem low power but hide insanity underneath.

>>46840501
You have a Pastebin with what you have now you could share? This thing seems pretty interesting so far.

>>46840489
Watch a video of the Kaguya fight.

>>46840553
He was also Alpha Legion and would have brainwashed you into being a sleeper agent for Chaos. You didn't miss anything.

>>46840714
>Implying the Alpha Legion aren't secretly working to support the Imperium by sabotaging Chaos.

>>46840003
Hooligan Tuesday. because she tries the hardest in a fucked up situation.

>>46840553
>>46840714
>>46840731
Hail Hydra

>>46840489
Pretty big. You get: flight, affinity with all standard chakra types, the ability to turn illusions into reality (at least on the small scale, large scale stuff is beyond you but you could do things like healing someone by making illusory copies of their missing organs and then turning them real), instinctive use of chakra, effortless access to senjutsu techniques, and the power to create and shape "Truth-Seeking Balls" into any form you desire. Said balls are made of a combination of every chakra type put together, meaning that in addition to being near-unbreakable to attacks not enhanced with senjutsu, they can also disintegrate matter at your command or be consumed as fuel to boost the power of your jutsu ridiculously. So all in all, you get ridiculously more powerful. At the time you get the boost there will only be five other people in the world as strong as you. Unfortunately, they all want to kill you, and the one person who is outright stronger than you also wants to kill you and is standing right in front of you. Have fun! In fairness, it's not like they wouldn't want to kill you if you didn't get that power, though.

>>46840858
It's Hydra Dominatus, nerd.

>>46840873
Thanks. Damn, I didn't know it was that big of a boost.

So how hard would it be to keep the plot on track that long if you take MC-KUN?

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>>46840003
I chose the Techpriest, because tech is awesome, even if it means I have to say a prayer every time I turn on my cellphone, and he was totally nice to me, even if he STOLE MY FUCKING CELLPHONE.

I NEVER GOT IT BACK.

>>46840462
Because it's important to me that I be enjoyable to hug.

...

That's literally the reason.

>>46840669
http://pastebin.com/mJB3dNbF

>>46840995
Just focus on keeping whichever MC you chose to stay with alive and don't get too OCP. Things should go as they did in the series through inertia and certain elements deliberately trying to cause a specific outcome to occur.

The Brainstorm list for my Les Mis Jump
http://pastebin.com/9fvDKi1L

>>46840995
It could be pretty bad. Stay closer to Naruto than Sasuke, when the two of them are separate the drawback only disables the plot armor of the one you're not with, and Sasuke needs it more. He keeps making really terrible choices. You'll need to keep Naruto safe from a few threats, but if you train him right he should be able to deal with them on his own, he's not as plot armor-dependent as his friend is. And when they're together, play defense, the both of them heavily favor rushing in so having someone to heal or take hits for them would help a lot.

>>46840995
Pretty easy sakura doesn't actually do that much. Just make sure you kill sasori to get the info on sasuke for that confrontation, act like you desperately want the emo to return and you are covered. I cannot think of any other major events involving her till right towards the end. honestly for an MC she does fuck all plot relevant.

so...something I've been thinking of, is the sight from Dresden Files. How would a veteran(like, 100+ purely with fighting and killing jumps) Jumper look under it, and what would a soulgaze be like?

>>46841073
Bah, if you can't replace your organs with something just as huggable but far more durable, you're just not trying hard enough.

Though personally I have literal squishy organs, whose only purpose is being nice to squeeze for hugs and such... In my defence, after redesigning everything, my innards didn't take up enough space to make me look anything else than rail-thin without that. And I still made sure it's far more durable than normal human stuff.

>>46841237
Yeah, but the drawback tasks you with actually being useful. You have to do more than just fill Sakura's place, you have to exceed her example.

>>46841247
Probably some sort of blood god, I imagine.

>>46841237
Wait i forgot Gaara. make sure you don't let gaara kill them because they need plot armour then so water jutsu are a priority and avoid sasuke outside required contact so his MUH SHARINGAN is as intact and plot bs as it needs to be.

>>46841127
>Les Mis
Hmm, the novel? Man I shoulda read that.

>>46841257
I did something similar. Most of my body cavity is filled with a polymer-based computing substrate now. Makes me properly squishy and boosts my brain power by a factor of forty.

>>46841247
An Elder God, more or less. Basically the worst of the worst outsider only even MORE physics breaking, somehow.

>>46841332
Wait, does it boost your brain x40, or ^40?

>>46841339
well, wouldn't quite be outsider. there would be something in it to indicate the basic soul-bearing nature, no? and if it comes to a soulgaze well, that's a soulgaze. can't be done without a soul.

Say, relevant to this, if you guys had to name a single jump that you think holds the most 'metaphysical weight' of sorts in the entire jump, which one would it be?

>>46841275
Oh right forgot that. Never took the drawback because I really wanted to kill sasuke at the time and kumogakure for best village. But where exactly are you going to be useful if you're keeping the plot intact? aren't those mutually exclusive if you replaced sakura? well i guess you could subtly deflect the stuff they would get killed by without plot armour.

>>46841386
Times forty. To the power of forty would be "boosted by forty factors". English is weird.

>>46841411
Either of the Devil Survivor Jumps.

>>46841090
Sadly, can't give that much input as I don't actually know the series, but it seems fun, and you seem to know what you're doing. Good luck with this one SJ, seems like the beginning of a good one.

>>46841311
>>>46841127 (You)
>>Les Mis
>Hmm, the novel? Man I shoulda read that.
Well, no. The Operetta. I like the Novel, but I'm basing the Jump on the stage show.

>>46841413
You need to be useful in that you can actually help them to make up for the lack of plot armor, I suppose.

Depending on your opinion of Naruto as a series, what this means for the whole be useful thing varies. A lot. But not as much as you'd expect.

>>46841101
>>46841180
So it's okay to keep Sasuke from going to Orochimaru?

>>46841432
That's fair. I've played like 4 of the games to completion, but I never actually took any of the nonsensical lore seriously, so I'm finding I'm going to have to do more research to do that one right. I'll get around to it when I feel in the mood for insanity. For now I've shifted over to Les Mis, where I just have to read lyrics and listen to songs to get ideas.

>>46836826
>Drop In option added
Um. How does that work? You pay CP to be able to Drop In to 2 out of 3 time periods, having to take a background in another, and have no background or discounts? What?

>>46841463
That is a poor idea due to the fact that the sasuke's plot armour in shippuden is one of the toughest substances in jump and you would void it.

Ok anyone know a way to make actual physical plot armour? preferably by siphoning shonen hero plot armour.

>>46841502
Everyone gets discounts, regardless of if they're drop-Ins.

>>46840553
So you fumbled the ball but did you then sit on the crushed remains?

>>46841548
And the cost and only partial Drop In?

>>46841545
So I can just side with Naruto, let Sasuke do his emo shit and join Orochimaru, don't kill anyone important too early, and keep Naruto alive, and we should still end up fighting Kaguya?

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>>46841562
I did kinda fall on it...
HEY WAIT A SECOND I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!

I DON'T SIT ON PEOPLE DAMN IT.

>>46841463
I don't remember it all from the top of my head, but I don't think the end state where Kaguya's brought back to life absolutely requires Sasuke to go with Creepy Snake Guy. So there's half a point for stopping him from making terrible decisions.

Just. Keep in mind that Sasuke is the one who most benefits from his plot shields, while also being the one who least benefits from it due to Orochimaru needing him alive for quite some time.

>>46841545
Item Construction EX, plus an extremely high level NP for interacting with the concepts associated with an object? Seems a tad meta but eh.

Was about to suggest GoW's crafting stuff but I can't be bothered to check the jump to make sure it can interact with concepts rather than just shit that shouldn't even be possible to forge.

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>>46840342
>>46840462
Hey, nothing wrong with making yourself the best you can be as a shining example of potential.

All kinds of 'you always improve and adapt' perks such as Karmatron Dynamics/Karma Chameleon from GUNNM, Hypnos Gene from RE, the works. Then you've got shit like Cheat Mode: Fire Ant (water) to LITERALLY turn your own blood into something awesome to further enhance you. Throw in crap like 'Impressive Specimen' from Obsidian Trilogy or other kinds of 'your genes are SUPER AWESOME' stuff like Roma Warrior from Terra Formars too. Then you've got crap like 'Enhanced Body' from Symbiote to ensure your organs are made smaller, but are MORE efficient/capable, coupled with bullshit like Mini/Eff from Worm take a shot means my own organs are basically SUPER AWESOME and amazingly efficient.

Point is, organs can be awesome if you fuck with them enough.

>>46841545
It exists in DC. In Final Crisis the Monitors make literal plot armor for Superman. It's the embodiment of his heroic archetype, and lets him directly interactive with the narrative.

https://www.reddit.com/r/respectthreads/comments/3nvlug/respect_the_thought_robot_dc/

>>46841127
I want this as an option:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEVago2PKn0

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Hey guys!
I'm interested, how do I actually play?

>>46841764
Read the first post.

>>46841764
…Play what?
Jumpchain?
Make builds, writefag.
Writefagging is optional. So is the build making.

>>46841678
+1 superman bullshit we are currently at infinity +infinity +1. thank you though.
>>46841662
Sadly i went for an ex version of lancelots NP focused on projectiles and explosives.

>>46841614
I don't seen anything wrong but other anons may. The easiest thing to do is to teach naruto to fight via proxies early in to reduce his chance of dying like an idiot maybe get him to use some stealth and tactics if you can cram them through his skull.

What jumps allow me to import a ship and upgrade it? What about a spaceship?

>>46841787
I read all of them. Do I sit and stare at something? Roll dice and decide how to go about? Are there any modules that expand on actual gameplay?

>>46841764
Well you make a build.

Then you just sort of.

Daydream about/Imagine what you actually do in-universe.

Some people choose to write stuff out, to make it more concrete.

>>46841684
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEVago2PKn0
Ummm... what exactly option would that be? Can you put it into words?

>>46841825
Ah, okay. That's simple enough.

>>46841764
jumpchain.wordpress.com This is me playing the Jumpchain.

>>46841662
I really just don't want to deal with Sasuke for three years.

>>46841764
See that thing in the first post that says Google Drive and a link? You go there, search through the folders, open up a jump, and make a build. Then you make more builds for other jumps while continuing down the chain. Then you share with the class.

Pokemon comes first by tradition, unless you don't want to go to Pokemon, in which case it's whichever one you want to do.
You can do them out of order, because nobody really cares, so if you want to just say you'll put Pokemon in front but do others first that's cool. Other people prefer to make builds in the order they're jumped. It's really whatever you want to do.

Have fun with it.

>>46841812
Uncharted Waters.

Import any modern ship and the most bullshit pirate lord ever.

>>46841662
I really just don't want to spend 3 years babysitting Sasuke.

>>46841839
I think he means a drawback where the world runs on Youtube Poop rules.

People randomly speak backwards, have their phrases scrambled, visuals get all fucked up, things from entire different universes/franchises get edited in, and everything is just sort of disjointed and somewhat surreal comedic timing overtakes the laws of physics.

I'd like it just so I could retain for my secondary build where I take literally every single Abridged Series/Fanfic/Parody drawback, but I understand if you think that's out of line.

>>46841994
but what does this have to do with Les Mis in particular?
is there even a high concentration of ytp for it?

>>46842042
Nothing much, I think.

There's one YTP I know of, and it's for the movie. It's also the one that other guy posted.

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>>46841994
>yfw there's an I.M. Meen Jump with that exact thing as a +600

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>>46842164

>>46842164
Huh. That's a thing.

Thanks Henry.

Though, I'm pretty sure I'll need some heavy duty plot armor to survive that.

>>46841632
Of course not, Spyro. You melt them with the pure, unmitigated majesty of the warp. Then sit in the goo that used to be people. But don't worry, there's good news despite everything.

Space mehreens aren't people.

>>46842418
You spelled Spess Mehreens wrong, anon. I bet you hide in metal boxes too. Well maybe I should just take your metal boxes away, how about that?!

Reiterating my question from last thread:

For GLTAS, what's the power level of the Blackest Night drawback? Are we looking at the show's actual power-level, or is it bumped up to comics tier?

The answer's probably obvious, but considering your decisions in the past, Manyfist, I'm just avoiding bullshit by asking.

>>46842464
You're not breathing hard enough, I don't think you're an actual chaos sphess mehreen

SINDRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>46835238
What adorable creature is that I want to adopt it and keep it as a pet?
I know it's a spider but what is it from?

>>46842554
IT'S TOO LATE ANON! NOW BEAR WITNESS, TO MY ASCENSION! AHHHHH-
Wait, Maledictum, what are you doing-

>>46839843
Duplicate items? Are there limits on that?

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>>46842599
Kumo desu ga, nani ka?

She's a smart girl, so you're gonna need a companion slot or pod.

Also a jump for the setting.

>>46842687
Oh yeah, that's the setting where she goes full evil omnicidal and starts eating as many people as she can.

>>46842687
I want keep her as a adorable spider pet.

>>46842687
Aww, not that anon, but that's cute, CUTE-
>>46842702
Wait, what.

>>46842702
Beg pardon?

The little research I did made it seem like she just wanted all of the special snowflake forbidden skills, which required her to murder whoever had them before. Still bad, but not that bad.

>>46842702
Wait what?

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>>46842771
What is with the fantasy monster genre and eating other monsters/people to get stronger and evolve and stuff.

I mean there's at least this, Re: Monster from what i understand from a friend, and even back in the game boy days, SaGa/Final Fantasy Legend 2 and 3 had monsters gaining stuff by eating other monsters.

Like is that just a thing that happens?

>>46842862
Vore fetishists.

Vore fetishists everywhere.

>>46842886
That and "eat animal/part of animal to gain their strength" is an old, old, old belief.

>>46842536
Already answered last thread.

>>46842948
Aight, must've missed it. My bad.

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>>46842862
I had to stop reading RE: Monster. The whole thing got way too bland way too quickly. It used to be "Oh hey it's a whole place and adventure and exploring things and he's gotta be clever!"

Now it's "The Unkillable God-Man and his ever-growing Harem who's totally okay with it because getting fucked by him literally levels them up."

>>46842912
Remember to eat your enemies hearts to gain their courage. Their delicious delicious courage.

>>46842977
>because getting fucked by him literally levels them up."

To be fair, I could really use that mechanic.

Although some of my companions would likely find the entire situation to be slap-worthy.

>>46840003
Hooligan Tuesday, because she's best girl. Though I would also say that there isn't much competition for the title, but I like Tuesday. Also the equipment you get for picking her is pretty good.

>>46842862
>>46842771
its not her fault, the humans in the setting are all using skills, the animals are using skills, the demons are using skills. every skill requires the world to add power to the users soul to make the skill exist and when they die the extra energy should return to the world, unfortunately the system also applies skills and titles for no reason meaning that more energy is going out than coming in

in an effort to fix the system and save the world she is going to kill half the world.

also she loves to eat and has a thing for old men

>>46842977
That sound's like most shonens, though. I mean, the whole plot and story getting worse over time thing. Quality usually end up being inverse to the power level. Best seen with Naruto, which went from an interesting story about an orphan loser with a demon in his belly trying to become a great ninja to Ancient Aliens.

>>46842977
>>46843002
>because getting fucked by him literally levels them up

I'm at least 70 percent sure that's a game mechanic somewhere, which I find a bit humorous at least in how silly that is

>>46843046
>in an effort to fix the system and save the world she is going to kill half the world. also she loves to eat and has a thing for old men
...That last part sort of makes it sound worst but that might just be me.

>>46843096
>but that might just be me.
It is not.

>>46843046
That sounds entirely her fault.

>>46843082
It's a frequent mechanic in a lot of Nutaku's stuff.

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>>46836826
Drawbacks: Don't Bother, Shameful Past (1300)

The Baggage of the Past (Free)
The Chains of the Present (Free)
Tree of Life Sapling (900)
Bioship (700)
Meditation Garden (600)
Biosphere (500)
500 Years of Practice: Breakdancing (300)
500 Years of Practice: Writing Manga (100)
Composure (0)

Tha Past: Noble, age 18

So there we were. Well, I was. Amnesiac. Swathed in luxury. And filled with an almost heretical, decadent passion for chinese comics when everyone else was gearing up to go and invade the New World or whatever, and some shmuck was literally whiteknighting the queen.

The point being-if self-publishing The Kawaii Adventures of Magical Girl Virgin Mary didn't get me excommunicated, owning a hugeass clarktech bubble probably would. Assuming one of my companions didn't come rescue me in time, I was probably in fact exiled in the New World. Assuming they did, I can only imagine I went flying around the world to observe ancient cultures-and drawing their leaders as cute girls (because I am an artist and this is my masterpiece) before dying in a freak papercut accident in exactly 3 years and 4 months.

The Present: Focused on the Now, age 18

500 years later and having recoalesced back into a cosmic being, we have had enough time to regret everything.

But the past is another country anyway, and we've recovered our bioengineering skills. And your time is up, our time is now-give us 15 minutes and we can cure cancer AND death with one simple pill.

...which we'll get round to. At some point. When we're done slacking off and breakdancing in celebration of not being a smelly organic anymore.

The Future: Voyager, age 18

Apparently Xibalba has some nice supernovas around this stardate. Might be worth having a look. There may or may not be other metaphors-as-cosmological-phenomena out there after that.

The last thing we did before leaving Earth was make immortality free for everyone, so...it's safe to say we critfailed the whole "accept death" thing.

>>46843115
well she was made into a spider because the previous hero and demon king used space magic to try and kill the person who made the system but accidentally blew up a classroom of kids in another dimension


all the kids reincarnate in the fantasy world

>>46843046
>also she loves to eat and has a thing for old men
No comment, there's just blatantly low hanging fruit there

Regardless it is kinda interesting in its own way that these sorta fantasy series have actual game-type mechanics of some from. Even if one could argue it is a bit silly

>>46843123
Huh, makes sense that someone in that field would do that. Really an inevitability

>>46843171
And her reincarnation is meant to reflect who she is inside. So she is innately a terrible person.

>>46843046
...Yo, that thing from Invader Zim. The PEG, I think.

Could an environmentally friendly Jumper turn that into an enchantment or artifact through Crimson Saint and start setting up mana fountains everywhere? Need a lot more thought to make sure I don't accidentally the world with excess energy and make sure people can meaningfully interact with it just in case I fail to Spark, but that's the gist of what's popped for me.

...Actually, no, that's stupid. It would still make regular energy. But doesn't Storm Something have something for that type of thing?

>>46843096
Hey, I actually like the whole ancient old man aesthetic. If I'm not putting up the front of an 80/90ss totally radical dude, it's what I go for. So, plus for me.

>>46843189
It's the 'cool' thing to do right now, so I find adding game mechanics to your generic fantasy world as a gimmick is boring and tired now.

>>46843193
she was the classes pet spider

>>46843218
Innately a terrible person. Just goes to show why she's going to murder and eat people as her solution.