/swg/ - Ahsoka Worship Edition

File: 1445048554304.png (993KB, 829x450px)

993KB, 829x450px

>>44472007
>mfw dick sucking lips walk into the scene

File: orange butt cheeks.png (675KB, 1343x1494px)

675KB, 1343x1494px

>>44472007

Funny thing is, Luke is the ultimate Mary Sue. Only gets light Jedi training as an adult, still ends up beating two highly experienced Sith. Can speak multiple languages even though he grew up on a farm and has only interacted with moisture. Can somehow magically fly an X-Wing. Is expert robot fixer. Is able to feel no emotions at all when his effective parents are burnt to the bone in front of him. Is Aryan as fuck. Just casually grappling hooks across bottomless pits while dodging lasers with a teenage princess swooning in his arms - and even better for a farmboy, it's his sister.

His only flaw is... caring too much

How shit is my swarm?

https://geordanr.github.io/xwing/?f=Galactic%20Empire&d=v3!s!18:9:-1:1:;153::-1:-1:;152:12:-1:1:;187:152,153:-1:-1:;183:-1:-1:-1:

File: 145152238277888.jpg (82KB, 480x601px) Image search: [Google]

82KB, 480x601px

>>44472068

File: unquestioned_authority.jpg (47KB, 400x195px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 400x195px

>>44472068
Do not shitpost in my thread! Do not question my authority!

>>44472042
why are these fuckers so great?

how viable would BIG capital missiles be in star wars? like, multi-ton missiles with heavy warheads fired from capital ships?

>>44472132

Depends on the plot entirely.

Ahsoka is such a fucking qt. How does she go anywhere without hundreds of guys throwing themselves at her?

>>44472132
Depends on the enemy's shields entirely.

File: OneExcitingScenePlusOneFishHeadEqualsWhat-ROTJHD.jpg (1MB, 1920x816px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1920x816px

>>44472074
It's flyable but sub optimal

>>44472132
too easily intercepted by fighter squads

cheaper to send out lots and lots of tiny missiles, starfighter scale.

>>44472173
>hundreds of guys throwing themselves at her

What is the Clone Wars

>>44472221
What should I add?

>>44472124
Alright cool, thanks. Might give Howlrunner a white and red stripe or something and two veteran ties, then I can paint up some Royal Guard ties to sit on a three prong with the Firespray. I just wish the scale was a bit more accurate when it comes to the squadrons, because the standalone ships just look weird on a single stick, but look too small on a prong with other ships.

>>44472240
I think the issue is that youngster + marksmanship is just not terribly good. By all means prove me wrong because I like the combo.

>>44472007
Ahsoka shit.
Rey best girl.

File: 1451366365729.gif (2MB, 330x270px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 330x270px

>>44472287
>character with an arc is shit
>mary sue is better

>>44472287
Amen.

You shouldn't be attracted to girls that look like they've got severe liver failure and have a weird tumour growing on their head.

>>44472283
What synergizes with Youngster best? Im pretty strapped for options since I dont own everything like some in my LGS do.

File: image.jpg (548KB, 1400x1050px) Image search: [Google]

548KB, 1400x1050px

Next thread, /co/ will invade.

File: In Rogue Squadron princess saves you.jpg (17KB, 234x424px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 234x424px

>>44472287
Both a shit. Plourr Illo, despite being non-canon, is best meatbag girl.

>>44472316
Get back into your daddy's bed, Max.

>>44472338
Luke with bantha shit under his shirt.

>>44472287
>mary sue is better

gtfo on other board faggot

>>44472334
If they're not bitching about TFA, then I, for one, welcome our new /co/ overlords.

>>44472361
I don't recognize your ebin meme.

File: RidiculouslyAttractiveJokerApproves.gif (999KB, 245x297px) Image search: [Google]

999KB, 245x297px

>>44472334

>>44472334
frankly, I'd rather have them than /tv/ at this point.
I can handle waufufags

>>44472333
Youngster is a pilot who is just waiting for a good "action:" upgrade to come out.

Marksmanship is the most useable of the lot right now, but the options are not that great.

>>44472376

/co/ will watch littlest pet shop and say it's art.

They're too far gone.

>>44472062
>all aliums have pussy and ass

Not saying I disagree with it but it's just one of those things y'know where I feel like it's wrong, like something more creative could be done here, then my dick's like "ahh fuckit".

>>44472379
Then why falsely assume it's a meme, you brainless fuck?

>>44472361
list the reasons why Rey is a good character and why is she better than Ahsoka

File: taunwe.jpg (44KB, 768x432px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 768x432px

If this isn't your best girl you're just wrong

>>44472424
>he thinks meme means internet thing

Oh jeez.

File: 1440513898882.jpg (68KB, 532x321px)

68KB, 532x321px

>>44472379
Then it's funny you have exactly the same opinion as this guy.

File: lumiya miravi.jpg (64KB, 960x960px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 960x960px

>>44472338
>not Luke-issues

>>44472439
>reasons
>inb4 opinions

>>44472385
Would Wampa and Scourge work better?

>>44472405
I. Don't. Care.
I'd love some respite from the endless grognardisms that doesn't involve me leaving my computer in a box for the next decade.

>>44472411
cloaca/majestic journey of the Salmon fag plz

>>44472482
Wampa is generically good so don't fret too much about how extract value out of him.

>>44472461
Why do you care?

>>44472411
well, unless they lay eggs, they'll have something like a pussy, and everything has an ass.
who knows, maybe togruta don't have outer labia or the clit's deep into the vagina or something, it's not like it's something that the folks who make this stuff think of

File: ayyye lmao.jpg (152KB, 680x1032px) Image search: [Google]

152KB, 680x1032px

>>44472446

>>44472498
Only hipsters use grognard seriously.

File: image.gif (984KB, 360x203px) Image search: [Google]

984KB, 360x203px

>>44472383
I mean, the thread began with waifaggotry, so it might as well be about the best waifu instead of a not-twilek that aged as "well" as Gwen from Ben Ten in character design.

>>44472498
Why do you keep that pretentious nametag when you're not running a quest?

File: george-lucas.jpg (34KB, 324x405px)

34KB, 324x405px

>>44472532
wanna bet

>>44472550
Only grognards use hipster seriously.

>>44472439
Because she's spent most of her life alone, surviving off her own skills. She had to come to terms with what was being asked of her, she had to grow up and stop fending just for herself but fend for other people too. Just like Luke and any other mythical hero, she had to accept her destiny to be more than just some random layabout.

Ahsoka is just designed as a quirky fap bait for children like you. She's also just some throwaway character from a kid's cartoon that started in the worst critically rated and least commercially successful Star Wars cinematic release.

>>44472550
There's very little difference between hipsters and grognards.

/tg/ is composed near entirely of both.

>>44472532
>everything has an ass
Yes, but not only that is that all of them have plump, round female asses. At least, the chick aliums we're supposed to be oggling do. There are no other forms/layouts of muscle mass and fat deposits is all I'm saying.

File: ahsoka vs inquisitors.webm (1MB, 888x500px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 888x500px

>>44472557
ebophile plz

>>44472592
>i know you are but what am i?~

Wew, lad.

>>44472604
well, a biped that sits down a lot will probably have something like our butt

>>44472287
Rei a shit
Asuka best girl

Why are Pantoran politicians so stronk?

>>44472621
I like her 20-something face. I'd rather slightly shorter head-tails, though. maybe half way between her current ones and the TCW length

>>44472621

Anyone else sick of that obligatory shot of a lightsaber falling?

It's like a neurotic tic of the franchise at this point.

>>44472596
>Rey
>Mary Sue
>Shit
>Unlikeable

>Ahsoka
>Flawed and impulsive
>Great
>Fucking cute

Ahsoka a best, Rey belongs in a trash compactor, with Phasma and the tentacle rape beast.

You know what would be funny? If Rey turned out to be some nobody.

>>44472743
Okay, come to my house and I will knock your head off your shoulders, then go to ur house and fuck ur mum, m8.

>>44472704
people tend to quickly ask "hey where did the weapon go?" if you don't include shots like that

File: 26decc6c800c773cc4fb5d78f449dd75.jpg (177KB, 1024x640px) Image search: [Google]

177KB, 1024x640px

>>44472173

Because she's a standoffish cunt

Watch the one Bonteri episode - she basically tries to get the kid to comment on her sexually, and then gives him shit when he tries to play it safe - keep in mind shes walking around with two lightsabers visible, and has been giving said kid the stink eye the whole time.

It was a weird scene. Especially considering she goes lesbian for Barriss in later seasons

File: based Ania.png (281KB, 367x387px) Image search: [Google]

281KB, 367x387px

>>44472772
at least she wouldnt be a murderer

>>44472646
Because Papanoida is Lucas's self-insert.

No one here can say that like Ahsoka for any more complex reason than muh Captain Kirk alien chick with weird skin fetish.

>>44472621
A trained force user will always outdo an imitator, and most of the Emperor's Hands are very poor imitators indeed.

>>44472790
She's Anakin's padawan. She only understands people that are aggressive, verbally abusive and sexually unconstrained.

File: 456.jpg (266KB, 716x716px) Image search: [Google]

266KB, 716x716px

>arguing about which girl is in 2nd place
My sides, in orbit they are.

File: 1360455879707.jpg (55KB, 447x604px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 447x604px

>>44472743
>Luke
>Gary Stu
>Shit
>Unlikeable
And yet OT nostalgiafaggots still exist.

>>44472829
You're acting like the franchise doesn't have plenty of sexy aliens. She has a great personality.

File: 1409449899486.jpg (482KB, 1440x900px) Image search: [Google]

482KB, 1440x900px

>>44472646

I wish there was more Chuchi - I could listen to that qt kiwi voice all day

>>44472865
Here's your (You)

File: sad hamill.jpg (717KB, 1200x1400px) Image search: [Google]

717KB, 1200x1400px

>>44472865
No, muh Aryan farmboy who brings down an empire in a series of feature length toy commercials is the best character of all time.

>>44472865
You can spam it as many times as you want, it still won't become true

>>44472173
>>44472790
>>44472849
the only dick she wants is anakin's so she makes it very obvious to everybody else that she ain't on the market

>>44472894
And here's YOUR (You)

>>44472913
Sucks to be her then. Pretty sure that got burnt off.

>>44472784

No.

I want /co/ to leave.

File: lumiya.jpg (1MB, 1028x1058px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1028x1058px

>>44472846
poor Shira

>>44472829
>expecting people to like a character for any reason other than physical characteristics
>on 4chan

>>44472901
First time I've said it m80. OT fanboys just piss me off.

>haha prequels were so bad I wanted to kill myself XD epik joke amirite?
>LAWL Ep 7 is just A New Hope!
Just quit beating dead horses already, get the fuck over the OT and just take the new shit as it comes, rather than hanging onto your twisted view of SW that comes from treating the OT as gospel. [/rant]

>>44472988
Post more Rey abuse then

File: s words.png (305KB, 892x373px) Image search: [Google]

305KB, 892x373px

Enough TFA funposting, everybody post some sabers

>>44472894

It's funny how being a shitstain is the only rebuttal to rey being a mary sue.

File: 9917388526_7349334854_h.jpg (94KB, 1200x750px) Image search: [Google]

94KB, 1200x750px

>>44472913

>ahsoka finally confronts love to anakin
>padme gets jealous
>both start fighting for anakins affection
>turns into hair pulling and clothes ripping
>anakin just sits back and watches

>>44473004
Why would I post shit?

at least EU shit is entertaining, TCW/TFA shit is just sad

>>44472901
>Can fix sentient droids easily
>can speak several different languages as the series goes on
>has very little training and starts way too old yet brings down a Dark Lord of the Sith and converts his Sith apprentice back to the light side in about 4 minutes
>Can instantly fly an X-Wing better than a bunch of trained elite pilots who do nothing but fly X-Wings all day
>Singlehandedly takes out the Death Star
>Singlehandedly takes out at least one AT-AT
>Singlehandedly kills a giant snow monster while pinned to the ceiling and freezing to death
>All this after having a cushy life where he does basic chores all day like a small child and has all his meals cooked for him
>makes his own robo hand with no apparent training
>becomes the most powerful Jedi of all time with just a small amount of training from a dying muppet who just asks him to give him a piggyback
>no character flaws at all, other than being a bit whiny in one scene for about 2 seconds
>friendly and forgiving to the level of Christ Himself (even redeems Vader through pure goodness)

I'm sorry, what the fuck? I know he was designed as an action figure first and a character second, but it's still pretty bad.

File: sheev.jpg (72KB, 880x880px) Image search: [Google]

72KB, 880x880px

>>44472846
Sheev don't brook no rivals anon

File: 1447538784323.jpg (85KB, 600x900px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 600x900px

>>44473011

>>44473003
I actually liked the prequels.

VII is garbage cinema. The same goes for Spectre and The Avengers. Everything released this year fucking sucked, the only decent movie was Fury Road.

>>44473003
>bend over and take it in the ass
>[/rant]
I want millenials to leave

>>44472991
Bit of time in a backta tank and she'll be fine. It's just a flesh wound, after all.

File: mfw.jpg (60KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

60KB, 600x600px

>>44473011
>lime

minimalist with a dash of liftbro, so maybe a aesthetic who uses lifting to meditate on the force

>>44473035
Hide and report. Trolling is a rule violation.

>>44473046
>I actually liked the prequels.
Your entire existence just became null and void.

File: 00c.png (25KB, 625x626px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 625x626px

>>44473046
>the only decent movie was Fury Road.

Your not fooling anyone. You probably shitposted about furiosa when fury road came out.

File: I feel something in the force.jpg (118KB, 900x798px) Image search: [Google]

118KB, 900x798px

>>44473019

>>44473013
It's certainly the only way to get you to actually reply to any posts rebutting you.

>>44473087
>don't insult the first man I ever fapped over

>>44473046

>shitty special effects driven car chase movie
>decent

It's like i'm back in elementary school.

File: TIE Demolisher.png (344KB, 734x683px) Image search: [Google]

344KB, 734x683px

Well shit /swg/ I got an horrible and/or brilliant idea while browsing the Wook on different Tie variants.

I present to you the TIE Demolisher
This might just result in a /swg/ rage singularity so take a peek at your own risk
Yes, I mashed together the two most hated TIE variants.

>>44473088
>"The prequels were worse than Hitler"
I sense the stink of a Big Bang Theory loving bandwagoning braindead 'nerd'. Suck a chode, cuntflap.

File: 62644ab68a09b3058c8ad0a5d0bef6d9.jpg (128KB, 400x500px) Image search: [Google]

128KB, 400x500px

>>44473117
It looks impressive but I'm sure a farmboy could just shoot along its exhaust vent and OHKO it anyway.

File: laughing naboo whore.jpg (38KB, 392x544px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 392x544px

>>44473117
>hated

>>44473046
I also liked the Prequels (barring Ep 2, that shit was just...weird) though I would heavily disagree with
>VII is garbage cinema
TFA was action cram-packed sure, but they paced the movie better than trash like Transformers or Avengers I felt. There was also quite a lot of neat details that added to the setting, giving a nice sense of the passage of time and even the evolution of certain themes in the series.
>flametrooper showing how dark and dirty the Stormtroopers have fallen
>spin2win riot baton guy showing Ren's insecurities that someone will come for him with a lightsaber
>Ren's crappiness with a lightsaber, showing flaws in a main character Force user for once

>the only decent movie was Fury Road
Ok, now you're just contradicting yourself.

>>44473117
>Quad Turbos on a TIE Punisher
I love it! Will definitely turn up in my Starfighter campaign.

File: 87d14d5d83e28ef79f28988f1c98f799.jpg (842KB, 1080x1440px) Image search: [Google]

842KB, 1080x1440px

>>44473087
So is being rey-cist.

>>44473117
it looks like it had a bunch of those kids toy suction cup darts stuck on the front
also, the very concept is hilarious

>>44473144

Well it was literally the only thing in life he was good at, other than fixing moisture vaporators.

>>44473117
>This might just result in a /swg/ rage singularity so take a peek at your own risk
>Yes, I mashed together the two most hated TIE variants
What are you on about. We love those ships and that thing is beautiful.
I am now sad because it will never actually happen.

>>44473173
Star Wars' Lightning

>>44473115
>actual cinematography
>naturalistic dialog
>commitment to practical effects
>worldbuilding provided depth
>good pacing
Fury Road at least had something to offer the world. It wasn't a by the numbers blockbuster written by committee.

>>44473118
I take it that's Millennial for "Okay, you win this one".

File: Badbob473r.jpg (66KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 800x600px

>>44473188
>just a big setup to a big cgi car chase.

You could watch this episode of reboot and not miss a thing.

File: 1332526264214.jpg (13KB, 320x320px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 320x320px

>>44473187
This is so spot on its frightening

>>44473052
>bend over and take it in the ass
Except the OT was just as flawed and built just as much around selling toys. In fact you could argue it's even worse, since they're still making and selling new Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker and Obi Wan shit to appeal to people just like you. So really, you've been bending over with George's Death Star beaming into your anus this whole time.

>>44473188
No, it was a bunch of soulless characters, the majority of which being super models rather than actors, that drove in one direction before driving back again, punctuated by explosions.

>>44473224
>a single car chase was more compelling than the latest capeshit release or 'JJ reboots another moneygrabbing franchise'
That really says all that's needed about the state of cinema

>>44473019
>they come to an agreement that ahsoka gets him when they're off world, but padme gets him 100% of the time when they come back to the temple
shit, this is getting dangerously arousing

>>44473228
While I don't believe that it is a correct statement yet, I definitely believe that in 2-4 years we will absolutely be saying this.

>Discussion Topics:
>How much you love Ahsoka.

Can i just say that the scene in TCW S2E6 "Weapons Factory" where Ahsoka and Barriss are trapped under all that rubble and suffocating gets mah dick hard as fucking durasteel every time.

Suffocation/Asphyxiation fetish plus the two best girls in the entire series is instant boner
all i can think of when i watch that is how hard their nipples must be, how close to each other they are and how muddled their thoughts are from lack of oxygen. Plus at least we humans generally get horny as fuck when our brain gets low on oxygen.

>>44473267

It's people, really. Hollywood just gives people what they want, instead of what is good.

Even in the 60's people thought 2001 was boring. People haven't changed a bit.

File: thats bait.gif (1MB, 400x254px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 400x254px

>>44473224
>>44473240
it was a good movie friends

File: uhsuka.png (132KB, 256x375px) Image search: [Google]

132KB, 256x375px

Best waifu

File: 1360852388635.png (29KB, 298x279px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 298x279px

>>44473290
Kinda makes me want to get into some saucy SW RP on SL... God dammit.

>>44473318
>le meme, save me!

Proves it isn't.

File: 1448071901117.png (90KB, 363x359px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 363x359px

>>44473234
That's alot of asumptions
Why are you so butt ravaged about people who dislike Rey ?
Why do you think they are OTfags ?

>>44473315
>>>/co/
>>>/gaschamber/

File: 1412822452339.jpg (66KB, 281x246px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 281x246px

>>44473019
>obi-wan's face when he discovers what the fuck is going on

>>44473343

Demonization has always been the easiest way to attack other humans.

He's calling them gooks, basically. By removing their humanity, he is no longer morally obligated.

>>44473343
>people who dislike Rey
When did that ever come up? My ranting has been against OT nostalgiafaggots this whole time you strawmanning fuck.

>>44473343
He believes everyone that doesn't like the things he likes is a reactionary, probably because he considers himself a 'progressive'. Really the problem is that he's sucked a mile of dick and is demanding praise for doing so.

>>44473385
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

File: 1449921168208.jpg (105KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

105KB, 1920x1080px

>>44473117
I am uncomfortably aroused right now.

>>44473184
Yeah. My thought went something like "So if the TIE Bizarro can handle one light turbo on only one small solar panel, then the Punisher's XBAWXHEUG solar panels should be able to support AT LEAST 4. Hey wait a sec..."

And then i went into MSPaint and cut&paste'd together the Hetzer of TIE variants

>>44473388
>blah blah blah he's an x that means he fits into my box so blah blah blah blah

This is literally half the posts on /tg/

>Why didn't Darth Vader just follow Leia's ship to the Rebel base? Why stop it? The overall upshot is that they follow her to the Rebel base, so why not just do that earlier?

>Why did they let the escape pod go? They said it had no life signs, yet they weren't looking for a person but for some software/hardware. Neither of which have life signs. Even then, there are plenty of sentient beings all over the place in this setting that don't have life signs, aka droids.

>What are the fucking chances that the moment Leia's craft is boarded, they happen to be over the hiding place of Obi Wan Kenobi? There are about 100,000,000,000 planets in a galaxy and it would take 100,000 years to travel across one at the speed of light. Even without bringing science into it, galaxies are fucking huge. Then on top of that, it just so happens to land near his home? That's like if you threw a box at the Earth from the Moon and it just so happened to land by your friend's house.

>Luke feels no emotion when two people who are effectively his parents are brutally murdered. He looks a little bit cross, then that's it. Similarly, Leia's reaction to her homeworld being destroyed, thus her parents, all childhood friends, pretty much everyone and anywhere she's ever know being destroyed, is to say "WHAT?" and then look a bit incredulous for 4 seconds. How do you justify this lack of acting and/or character development?

>If Obi Wan is trying to be sneaky and incognito, why does he casually whip out his lightsaber in Mos Eisely and cut off someone's hand?

>The Rebels are desperately trying to find a weakness in the Death Star. You know what would be a great weakness? If you could somehow get a small group inside the Death Star to walk around unimpeded, turn off switches, hack into the mainframe computer on such a level you can open doors in the top security prison level.. Think of the damage you could do... So why does no one take advantage of that at all when it actually happens?

File: Raid on Kothlis.jpg (870KB, 1657x1280px) Image search: [Google]

870KB, 1657x1280px

GR-75 modified to be a home base for a starfighter squad

y/n?

>>44473117
By the force how horrifying

>>44473427
>tie hetzer
dear god....

>>44473438
it's doable, but it would be a very bad idea to bring it into battle. it would do very well for parking a few LY outsystem and making the last hop on fighter hyperdrives, though, so as to make long-range trips and deployments work

>>44473117
I want the front of the wings to taper like a TIE interceptor's do.

Then it's the perfect ship.

File: clean burning hell I tell you what.jpg (9KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 480x360px

>>44473315
........

>>44473428
How's college anon?

>>44473465

isn't the rebel transport in X-wing pretty decent?

>>44473473
>sharp-tapered panels
>perfect

Bomber panels are love, bomber panels are life.

>>44473480
yeah, but the lore performance is a lot worse

>>44473431
>Leia realises they're being tracked by the Empire after they leave the Death Star. At this point you'd change ship, do something to throw them off your trail. Alderaan was destroyed for this secret, you've gone through torture to not reveal this secret... But no, Leia happily leads them right to Yavin 4 rather than making any attempt to change ships or anything. None of the Rebels seem to mind that she's led the Death Star to their door.

>This is compounded by the fact that they don't even KNOW there'll be a weakness in the Death Star plans. On the off chance there is, she's lead a planet-destroying weapon to their Rebel base rather than (pretty easily) throwing them off her trail or at least delaying them.

>All this on top of the fact they were just INSIDE the Death Star and had direct access to its mainframe as well as all sorts of sensitive hardware.

>Chewie doesn't get a medal.

>>44473479
>please fit into my box, please

>>44473465

The idea was either to just be a place to hyperspace too and from after and before missions

Or to hide the fighters inside the cargo holds so they could be sneaked (snuk?) in past major security centers and deep into hostile territory.

>>44473438
>GR-75 modified to be a home base for a starfighter squad
Decent enough concept. Would the GR-75 even be big enough to fit a full twelve fighters plus fuel, munitions, engineers, spare parts, etc.?

And given its fragility and poor armament, it would likely need to be far, far away from any actual fighting.

>>44473491
>not wanting extra pointy bits
>the current year

>>44473500
Oh, I'll fit into your box, you little slut.

File: 1432259490310.jpg (68KB, 700x700px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 700x700px

STOP HATING REY YOU GOOBERGABERS

>>44473498
Well there weren't any protagonists in them, of course it was treated like cannon fodder.

>Kyle Katarn isn't canon
>2 shitty phone games are

>>44473527
shitty-looking pointy bits

certainly don't need more ugly Avenger-esque TIEs.

>>44473537
>smugfrog.pdf

>>44473505
oh, yeah, it works perfectly for that

>>44473562
Dark Forces is below even a shitty phone game. You just didn't realise because you were 4 when it came out.

Bout two T-70s to add to my starter set T-70. What'd be a decent way of running all three in competitive list?

>>44473593
Just those three expansions, or do you have anything else?

>tfw you flirt with Carrie Fisher on Twitter but she ignores you

File: yessss.png (345KB, 710x305px) Image search: [Google]

345KB, 710x305px

>>44473537

>>44473565
>having objectively inferior tastes
You're the reason the Empire fell.

>>44473620
I currently own:
>TFA Core Set
>A-Wing Expansion
>B-Wing Expansion
>Y-Wing Expansion
>2 T-65 X-Wing Expansions
>Rebel Aces Expansion
>Tie Fighter Expansion
>Tie Interceptor Expansion
>Tie Advanced Expansion

Looking to buy a few more but if I can make a decent list with these expansions, I'll maybe save money and try to expand with store credit won from FLGS

File: t-70 x-wings.webm (457KB, 726x298px) Image search: [Google]

457KB, 726x298px

>>44473593
I make no guarantees of quality, but you do get to make 270 degree turns:
https://geordanr.github.io/xwing/?f=Rebel%20Alliance&d=v3!s!175:18,-1,148,-1:-1:20:;186:-1,2,-1:-1:20:;176:-1,70,-1,15:-1:13:

File: jerec showing off his porn collection.png (35KB, 640x300px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 640x300px

>>44473562
rebels had that one disc thing kyle used to track down the Valley of the Jedi

for what it is Star Wars uprising is decent to killa few minutes here or there, if youa ctually pay cash while playing that game you fucked up

>>44473117
Dear lord that thing looks like it eats CR-90s for breakfast

>>44473631
>bomber panels
>inferior
Spotted the Zaarinite. How does it feel knowing that your boss got his ass annihilated by an alien
?

File: r2d2-and-c3po-star-wars.jpg (213KB, 1164x776px) Image search: [Google]

213KB, 1164x776px

Why did Obi-Wan or these guys never tell Luke about his father or sister if they knew the whole time?

File: leia cheesecake.jpg (133KB, 694x1080px) Image search: [Google]

133KB, 694x1080px

>>44473624
post your "flirting" anon

File: q4Kx5go.gif (5MB, 267x267px) Image search: [Google]

5MB, 267x267px

Can we all at least agree that we'd fuck this?

>>44473663
Interesting list but I think Ello Asty would be better than one of the aces, he'd be able to do a white talon roll and then a daredevil movement or any other action

>>44473685
3p0 had his memory wiped
R2 is a jerk

Obi-wan did not want to boy to know

>>44473694
I only went with red ace instead of Ello because the points cost difference allows for you to use the integrated astromech

but Ello would probably be the better call

>>44473685
Because as of ANH, they weren't his father or sister. Feel free to make up your own "fanon", but that's the reality.

Well, it's just Obi-Wan and R2, by the way. C3PO gets a memory wipe at the end of III.

File: f-14 carrier launch.jpg (2MB, 2100x1500px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2100x1500px

>>44473562
>2 shitty phone games are
Mind you, one of those phone games still brought back the HWK-290 and Dark Troopers. As shitty as it was, I commend Commander for that.

On an unrelated note, a past thread discussed the pros and cons of a starfighter carrier that worked on real-life concepts--catapult launches, a single large flight deck, etc. as opposed to Star Wars' usual multi-hangar model with repulsorlift launches. The Star Wars formula seems more practical for hull integrity and such but I've got a boner for catapult launches. Is there any way to make this concept work on a ship? What feasible technical reason could a carrier have for the one-deck, catapult launch system?

>>44473693
>wanting an a-list paycheck for a b-list performance at best

nah

>>44473737
>Because as of ANH, they weren't his father or sister
?

>>44473758
I don't care, she's hot as a 12-year-old as we see in that gif.

File: Leon the Professional and Mathilda.jpg (476KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

476KB, 1920x1080px

>>44473786
ok yeah that was a good movie

>>44473740
Didn't the rebel pocket carrier in SW Rebels use a BSG-esque catapult system to launch Phoenix Squadron's A-Wings? Or have my memory been fogged by too much food and drink this last week?

What are the skill sets for the new guardian specializations in Keepers of the Peace? I want to make a high int trandoshan who's the mechanic but also brawls it up and thought armorer sounded close.

File: 31270788-31270791-large.jpg (64KB, 600x397px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 600x397px

>>44473693

Reminds me that Leon has some of the most uncomfortable scenes of any movie I've watched. I swear man, I wonder how Luc got away with it

>>44473800
Not sure. Been a while since I watched any episode of Rebels. I thought it was a Night Caller-style setup when I first watched that episode.

>>44473740
I imagine a catapult launch is handy for scrambles, gets them up to combat speed super quick.

I'm not a militaryfag to have any idea of comparative launch rates, a well set up catapult system could likely get more ships out the door faster as well. Especially something like what I remember from the TIE Fighter games, where the TIEs are rack mounted and fed out the launch hole one at a time. Just add a catapult instead of simply dropping it.

>>44473740
Perhaps go a little of both and have BSG style catapault launch tubes with seperate landing decks.

File: gay.jpg (68KB, 774x646px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 774x646px

>>44473831
>uncomfortable

>>44473740
It carries Droid fighters and you can store them far better in a gigantic clip. The launch area consists of a space for them to unfold, then a catapult to launch them, which the carrier does at breakneck speed.

Real carriers have single flight decks because that's the only way to realistically launch planes. Star Wars hangars are a problem because there's too much wasted space. The main advantage is that you can launch all your fighters at once, but you have shitloads of hangar bays (which are a structural weakpoint) when you could have a single bay + fighter storage and an elevator.

File: bsg-viper-launch-o.gif (1MB, 320x180px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 320x180px

>>44473740

BSG had a good example of catapult launching space fighters

>>44473781
It's true. The idea of Vader being his father was invented several drafts into ESB. This has been established for a long time now. The Emperor wasn't invented until those drafts too. In ANH Vader describes himself as a "Master", Leia says she should've guessed Tarkin would be holding Vader's leash, not Palpatine. Even when we did see Palpatine in ESB, he was played by a woman with chimp eyes superimposed over her face and voiced by some guy other than McDiarmid. They just half-assed some shit, not expecting him to have to actually appear.

Remember, it was just called "Star Wars" until they started writing ESB, not ANH or Episode IV. Don't get me wrong, I'm saying this derogatively, I love how writers piece things together and incorporate new ideas as they go along.

>>44473886
is the scene supposed to be that shaky or is that just the gif?

>>44473920
That's the scene. BSG has a lot of camera work like that.

>>44473658
The really tricky bit is you don't exactly have any of the best astromechs for the T-70

>>44473688
You know, I love Cho and I love Leia in the bikini, but we're all lying to ourselves if we think that Carrie had that bustline.

Then again, this is Frank Cho. EVERYONE has that bustline when he draws them.

>>44470910
>What would you call a group of three to five unrelated Jedi who go on missions together as a team? Something like squad or fireteam feels too military and trooper.

"A jumble of Jedi"

>>44474052
An Ebon Hawk of Jedi.

File: carrie fisher and spartoi clone sunbathing.jpg (333KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

333KB, 800x600px

>>44474027
eh when you're right you're right

>>44474027
Yeah, it's only like how comic book Luke would be muscular rather than an untoned kid.

>>44474106
It looks like something took a dump on the chest of two teenage boys.

File: sheev tapestry.jpg (173KB, 685x600px)

173KB, 685x600px

>>44474052
a murder of jedi

File: george.png (454KB, 447x447px) Image search: [Google]

454KB, 447x447px

>>44474052
A blister pack of Jedi.

>>44474107
he is a farmboy

a water farmer, but still

Who here liked John Carter?

>>44474052
A hand of Jedi? A saber of Jedi? A sentai?

>>44474107
Hey, Mark picks up some definition in Empire, but it's debatable if it stays after that because he's never in a sleeveless shirt again.

>>44474052
A Jumble of Junior Jedi sounds Justified.

>>44474187
Wasn't perfect, but I liked it.

>>44474187
I was surprised how much I ended up liking the aliens and that weird dog.

File: waterboy.jpg (41KB, 500x385px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 500x385px

>>44474175
>a water farmer
Well ain't you speshul!

>>44474187
Wasn't too bad, long time fan of the old Edgar Rice Burroughs books, been a long time since I read any of them. Green Hordes where pretty cool

>>44474187
Better than TFA desu senpai

Carrie is being bullied at the moment.

File: 7a481f42952b0d3b5784b18b3cd3cf02.gif (845KB, 1429x1429px) Image search: [Google]

845KB, 1429x1429px

>>44474367
I wouldn't go that far but it was certainly better than those old 70s toy commercials about Gary Sue shooting massive spheres in space.

>>44474187
space bikini/it is good to fly/I'd rather the green martian princess/10

Why did they add all the CGI animals to IV-VI in the directors cut version?

>>44474425
because george lucas said to

What the hell is going on. The shitposting in here is /tv/ tier.

>>44474425
To replace all the shit special effects in the originals. Children in the 70s may have been impressed by some blue cardboard tubes taped together but not so much modern children.

>>44474463
No, this is /co/. If you thought /tv/ was bad, you ain't seen shit yet.

>>44474463
Just some children that don't like TFA shooting off their snotty little mouths, I guess.

>>44474463
/tv/'s wife kicked him out for getting drunk and ranting about some woman he's been seeing on the side during a party. I think he's staying here for a few weeks before the divorce is finalized.

Did they actually say how Han lost his ship between VI and VII?

>>44474570
I'm sure it will be covered in the new expanded universe

File: too old.jpg (110KB, 630x816px) Image search: [Google]

110KB, 630x816px

You are now aware that in the novelization, it's explained that Anakin was conflicted over whether he should slay the younglings or show them a secret passage out of the temple. It was only when Sors Bandeam mistakenly said, "Master Skywalker, there are too many of them! What are we going to do?" that Anakin was reminded of how the Jedi Council denied him the rank of Master without explanation, and that feeling of betrayal was powerful enough to harden his resolve and give him the strength he needed to complete his mission.

And yes, I realize some of you know this already but I'm surprised it doesn't get talked about more.

>>44474570
It was last seen being driven off by a black man, what do you think?

>>44474570
Some guy stole it.

>>44474623
>Han even says he's got a "funny feeling, like I'm not going to see her again"
[pottery intensifies]

>>44472068
I know this is b8, but I've seen people seriously arguing that luke inexplicably got force powers too, and therefore he's a mary sue.

The difference between Rey and Luke, at least in their debut movies, is that luke was actually shown practicing the force powers he used.

The only force power that luke used in ANH was letting it guide him while shooting things at the death star. Earlier in the movie, luke was practicing exactly that: Letting the force guide him as he fought blind against a taser droid.

>Training to let force guide him
>it is established that this hokey religion stuff can guide you in combat scenarios, if obi wan is right
>later, force is used to guide luke in a combat scenario.

This results in a moment of triumph for the character.

Contrast, rey, whose use of the force is completely as the plot demands. There's no moment of triumph. Just a complete lack of dramatic tension, because any problematic scenario Rey gets into, you know she'll develop a force power spontaneously to get out of it.

There's nothing wrong with Rey's personality. There's a shit ton wrong about how her character is developed. People who complain about her being a mary sue are complaining about her writing, not the fact that she's a strong female character.

It isn't an attack on feminism or women, it's an attack on shitty writing.

>>44474570
>Did they actually say how Han lost his ship between VI and VII?
It was stolen. How did you miss that part?

>Where did you get this ship?!?
>I stole it from [NAME], who stole it from [NAME], who stole it from [NAME]
>Who stole it from me!

>>44474663
Luke was shown very briefly practising at an age that is apparently way to old. Rey is heavily implied to have been trained at a young age before being left on Jakku for her own safety.

Luke can magically fly an X-Wing because he's driven some kind of speeder in a desert? So I guess I can fly an F22 because I can drive a Ford Focus? How does the Force even help you aim? When has anyone ever used Force accuracy before? It's a totally unrelated skill to knowing where a little drone is going to shoot a weak laser beam. Luke practised for all of 20 seconds. Rey has at least had to fend for herself for 20 years or so and, as I said, has been heavily implied to have been one of the ex-students of Luke.

Remember, unlike the original film, this wasn't originally written as a one shot, from the very beginning it's written as part 1 of 3.

File: Uncle Obi.jpg (88KB, 450x2551px) Image search: [Google]

88KB, 450x2551px

>>44474609
Nasty stuff really when a child says something and it triggers what's essentially a psychotic episode, resulting in the deaths of said child and a dozen or so others!

>>44474663
I think you've put some good thought into this. But you're still a bastard for bringing this go-nowhere shitfling subject back when it seemed to have finally subsided.

>>44473831
Oh man, if you think the current form is bad, read the script that they rejected and he toned down into the filmed version

File: just anikin things.jpg (48KB, 467x944px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 467x944px

>>44474609

>The Zillo Beast
Yes,yes bring King Kong to New York
What could go wrong?

>>44474762
>Luke can magically fly an X-Wing because he's driven some kind of speeder in a desert

He's stated as learning to fly several times in the movie, hinting/stating it was at some sort of academy; possibly an imperial one. Early on with his Aunt and Uncle it's mentioned when he wants to leave and Uncle Owen pushed him to stick around through the next harvest. Later on when he's in the cantina and Solo asks for 10,000 credits to fly them to Aldeeran. I'm pretty sure there's later mentions of it, but it's I can't remember it.

How much of I-III was planned when the orginals were made?

>>44474609
Goddamn that is some heavy shit. I hear good things about the novelization I might have to check it out. But isn't master what you call people who outrank you anyway, even if they are just Knights? It's confusing since Knight is a rank but no one is ever just called that. Also Ahsoka calls Anakin master a lot but he is her personal teacher rather than just a Jedi who outranks her.

>>44474663
>Obi-Wan and his droids are spotted by guards
>Suddenly uses his Force suggestion thing
>Luke threatened in bar
>Obi-Wan completely blows his cover to cut off a niggas hand with a lightsaber
>Tractor beamed into the enemy's super secret base where fucking VADER is
>Obi-Wan strolls around happily and turns off the tractor beam, uses Force distraction at one point
>Vader confronts Obi-Wan
>Good old Kenobi suddenly is able to vanish and become a magical Force ghost
>Fighting over Yavin
>Luke is suddenly able to time and aim a shot through an X-Wing's systems in such a way that elite pilots find it inconceivable even though his only Force training so far has been a game of predicting something else shooting at him.

Every single use of the Force is unprecedented. It's just you've seen that film, and the rest of the OT, so many times over so many years that you just accept every single thing about them.

>>44474920
nothing

>>44474920
None.

>>44473117
Four expensive turbolasers on a fragile-ass TIE?
You know what? Fuck it. This isn't even the worst idea the Empire had in old canon.

>>44474912
No, his actual explanation is that he's shot "wamp rats" from his speeder. Remember, it's a kid's film made to sell toys, they weren't exactly putting all that much effort into this. Rather than have a 10 minute training montage they thought they'd just hand wave it away and hope the 7-year-olds didn't notice.

I don't have a problem with that. I just have a problem with people turning the kind of critical eye on TFA that would completely fucking disintegrate ANH and the other earlier films.

http://www.theverge.com/2015/12/30/10669370/star-wars-rey-the-force-luke-skywalker-theory-jedi-kylo-ren

>The most heated fan theory pertains to Rey’s parents; by way of Leia or Luke, she is the child of a Skywalker. Given her innate gift with the Force without formal training, the lineage seems likely. But I hope this is a misdirect. The idea that the fate of the galaxy rests on the shoulders of a single group of Chosen People is counter to the work Disney has done creating a new, more inclusive saga with its characters.

>There’s an obvious inclusivity mission in these films that wasn’t present in the originals, where women and people of color are on the front lines. The Force may be strong in Luke’s family, but it has awakened in a way that paves the way for a new Jedi Order with whole new champions. That’s not only timely and necessary in Hollywood at large, but commercially savvy — kids from all backgrounds would love nothing more than to see themselves in the series.

>Suggesting that it’s Rey’s lineage that makes her destined for greatness dilutes that opportunity. It’s the same problem everyone had with midichlorians; instead of everyone having access to the Force, you suddenly had to be born with it. Admittedly, there’s a classic satisfaction to the notion that Rey, a "nobody," descends from the greatest Jedi that ever lived. It’s a Cinderella story. But the Skywalkers needn’t be royalty; they should represent the normal man or woman who found their way to greatness.

>Rey can and should represent just what Luke represented in 1977: the potential for anyone, even if they’re from a desert planet, to go on a hero’s journey and save the galaxy. Making her a Skywalker undoes that.

The funny thing is that Vergere already complained about the dangers of the Skywalkers forming a Jedi dynasty back in the EU

>>44474912
Luke's T-16 was also built by Incom with a control layout that was very similar to the X-wing's, according to the reference books and visual dictionaries tied to the OT. It's less "truck to jet fighter" and more "civilian prop plane to WWII USN prop fighter." There's less of a learning gap.

>>44474920
V and VI weren't even planned when IV was made. There was no "IV" or "ANH" at first, it was just "Star Wars".

I thought about this; Finn and his fellow brainwashed soldiers don't have names.

Captain *Phasma* has a name, or at least an obvious alias. Why is this?

File: GL Hnng.gif (498KB, 300x225px) Image search: [Google]

498KB, 300x225px

>>44473117
Yar, that be going in the image folder to scare the younglings with

>>44475005
Not in the film, though. The fact some people that had nothing to do with the actual film retconned some shit in later doesn't change the films themselves.

In less than a day, Luke went from fixing tools on a farm to being the best X-Wing pilot in the galaxy and single-handedly destroying the Death Star.

>>44474996
>linking to Verge

>>44475014
Simple.
She's an officer.

>>44475014
>Captain vs basic grunts
Gee I wonder.

>>44474920
Lucas didn't plan anything.

He hadn't even planned the "Vader is Luke's father" thing when the scene was filmed. The scene was shot with the dialogue being that Vader was revealing to Luke that Obi-Wan had killed his father. The actual "I am your father" line was only added when they dubbed James Earl Jones voice in.

>>44474987
>No, his actual explanation is that he's shot "wamp rats" from his speeder
What I previously stated is true, go rewatch ANH. Your example is why he claimed that shooting the exhaust port on the death star with proton torpedoes was "easy", which is a pretty big handwave.

>I don't have a problem with that. I just have a problem with people turning the kind of critical eye on TFA that would completely fucking disintegrate ANH and the other earlier films.
Agreed.

>>44475049
So you get a name when they promote you enough?
>>44475054
Well was she an abductee or is she one of the thirty-something fanatics who never actually lived under the Empire but idolize it anyway like Hux is?

>>44475014
Maybe like in real armies, the grunts are just random guys whereas the upper echelons are special, not just recruited from a poor area in their respective countries. In other words, Phasma wasn't taken at a young age and put through the machine, but was similar to someone like Tarkin.

>>44474944
Obi wan isn't the source of dramatic tension anon. Luke's story is. You'd have a point if the movie was relying on Finn and Poe to immerse the audience, not rey.

Man, proton torpedoes in X-Wing seem way better on Rebels ships then on Empire ships cause lmaonoshields

>>44474004
What should I be looking for?

>>44475087
But Obi-Wan's actions and shenanigans also extinguish dramatic tension. It's not "Oh fuck, Luke and his droids have been caught!" it's "Obi-Wan asspulls a magic ability!"

I mean, the whole Death Star interior act is totally free of drama because everyone just seems to stroll around without any problems. It's even worse because the whole movie is about destroying the DS and our heroes are in a prime position to do so yet don't do any damage to it at all other than turning off the tractor beam.

Even Luke's moment at the end is courtesy of Obi-Wan's magical ghost with his legendary "Use the Force" line.

File: r5-p9.png (111KB, 194x300px) Image search: [Google]

111KB, 194x300px

>>44475093
You're really only missing two as fa as the T-70 goes, they're specifically regen mechs. R2-D2's in the original core, he's decent on Poe, but for the absolute apex of T-70 'mechs you'd need the Rebel Transport, which comes with this bad boy.

>>44475039
Luke made, what, one TIE kill? He doesn't do much on the Death Star aside from the trench. We see that the point defenses on the station were lackluster and that Luke only survived to make the shot because Biggs, Wedge, and Han bought him the time he needed to make the shot. Yavin was more luck than skill.

>>44475146
>obi wan's actions extinguish dramatic tension

He died literally halfway through the film. The friendly uncle mentor figure he was portraying? Gone, leaving the intended audience surrogate virtually alone. His actions increase dramatic tension, by virtue of his death.

Even if you were right, the point is about comparisons between Rey and Luke. Luke is the superior character simply by virtue of less asspulls in his force development.

File: 1424059925570.jpg (110KB, 315x274px) Image search: [Google]

110KB, 315x274px

>>44475039

>luke is a mary sue

This general went from great to shit the last few days.

File: fuck these guys.png (463KB, 617x981px) Image search: [Google]

463KB, 617x981px

>>44475070
Well it's nice to see we're at least on the same wavelength. I believe you about what you're saying about what Luke's line applied to, I still don't think that there's any reasonable logic linking Luke's previous life to instantly being better than every elite pilot in the Rebellion. I want to say for the record that I don't mind that, it stands out to me but I'm happy to just let it wash over me. I just don't like this double standard, but I'm just repeating myself now.

>>44475175
>Shot is so difficult that the targeting computer can't do it
>Pure luck

The Force is real Anon, search your feelings you know it to be true

>>44475207
Apparently all the protagonists are mary sues
Anakin's a mary sue
Luke's a mary sue
Rey's a mary sue
Is there any other mary sues I should know about?

>>44475045
I was trying to make a joke.

>Vergere
>Verge re
>Verge
>The Verge

>>44475242
Leia and Kylo Ren.

The whole Skywalker family might as well be the "Sue" family instead.

>>44475207
People are so determined that Rey is shit and others are so determined to prove them wrong that they are willing to destroy everything to "win". Honestly I think some of the shitposters are just people who hate that /swg/ is a thing and are hoping they can shitpost enough that the mods get rid of it.

>>44475209
>that pic

good end

>>44475242
Probably George Lucas' actual standin character for himself. I can't remember the name.

>>44475242
Harry Potter
Gordon Freeman
Paul Atreides
Goku
Harry Dreden
etc

>>44475207
What are his flaws? He becomes the ultimate Jedi in a few years. In a single day he goes from being a farmer to being the guy who blows up the Death Star. Rey didn't blow up the Starkiller Base. Rey didn't go from being a farmer to using the Force to OHKO the DS, she went from being a pretty tough person living alone her whole life to accepting the use of her Force abilities and stopping running away from her destiny.

I get it, there's a lifetime of nostalgia behind your beliefs and a huge element of mob psychology since only a fool dares criticise Star Wars on the internet. It would just be nice if you could grow a little and overcome that.

File: 535337_1003920246348163_5324551046268997435_n.jpg (65KB, 960x960px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 960x960px

>>44475209

can I get a link to that interview?

>>44475157
>$15 on e-bay

Niiiice

>>44475242

Obi-Wan, Leia, R2-D2, C3PO, Lando, Wedge, Han Solo, Chewbacca, that R5 that explodes in ANH, Sand People, Starbuck, Banthas, X-Wings, Star Destroyers, Riddick, B-1 Battledroids, Hondo...

Just everybody. Everybody is a mary sue. The term has no meaning anymore. Anyone with a word on the page more than what'd be listed on their driver's license is a mary sue.

>>44475227
The luck part was in not being dogpiled by Black Squadron and Biggs and Wedge sticking around just long enough for Han to grow a conscience and save Luke's candy ass.

File: 1401942912409.gif (2MB, 600x338px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 600x338px

>>44475290

>>44475298
Not a link, but I'm pretty sure it was on Empire's site (as in the film magazine) as part of a Star Wars retrospective. Just google "Empire Magazine", go to their site, then go from there. Sorry I don't have a direct link.

>>44475350
Source? Those girls are hot as fuck.

File: 1449435270560.gif (3MB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 640x360px

>>44475352

I found it, thanks desu sempai

File: 1451405691670.gif (107KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]

107KB, 300x300px

How does a Vibroblade stand up against a light saber?

I understand a shock baton or staff make a force field so the saber never touches the actual physical weapon, but isn't a Vibroblade all physical weapon, they just shake so they slice things easily, but a saber would just slice it up?

How do Vibroblades not just cut eachother in combat?

>>44475290
Well, luke is shown to be pretty immature throughout the first two episodes.

Nobody is complaining about her character though. All of the complaints are about the lazy writing surrounding her.

>rey gets into problem A, requiring use of Tool A to survive
>don't show her learning to use or acquiring tool A previously in the movie
>instead, pull it figuratively out of her ass in the middle of the problem scene.

This is not an attack on Rey's character, her femininity, feminism, women, or minorities tumblr.

This is simply saying the writing surrounding Rey was extremely poor and lazy, even when compared to ANH.

File: I have an idea.gif (1MB, 500x250px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 500x250px

>>44475209
I got what you were trying to say after you responded, and I cannot express how pleased I am that you are a pleasant anon.
I do, however, agree with t >>44475175 to get where I am at in regards to "[Luke] instantly being better than every elite pilot in the Rebellion"

Rate my crawl, 'yall.

Gearing up to run an Edge of the Empire campaign for my group, with first session on Sunday.

Gonna play this at the start of the session:

http://www.starwars.com/games-apps/star-wars-crawl-creator?cid=56806d0ee4b07bbbeb811cc5

as a player, would this get u hype, y/n

I need anakin/ahsoka(/padme if it exists) lewdfic and you guys seem to be the best at tracking star wars stuff down

Which FFG game lets me be a sexy hotshot pilot?

>>44472621
what's with inquisitor's awful terrible sabers?

>>44475460

Edge of the Empire if you want to be Han Solo.

Age of Rebellion if you want to be Wedge Antilles.

X-Wing if you want all the number-crunchy fun of starship combat without all that pesky roleplaying nonsense.

>>44475478
They were trained wrong on purpose.

>>44475403
But as I said with Luke it's like
>Gets caught with droids
>Ben does magic
>Gets picked on by bar scum
>Ben does lightsaber
>Gets trapped in Death Star
>Ben turns off switch
>Ben fights Vader and becomes magical blue man
>Luke instantly is the best pilot in the Rebellion having never flown an X-Wing
>Luke needs to shoot missile
>Magic Ben Ghost gives him advice

Really, it seems like Luke is totally pointless as of ANH. It's all about Obi-Wan. Yet despite only being trained for a minute to deflect little laser blasts, he's good enough to use the Force to achieve an almost impossible task. Again, this is all in one day of being a farmer.

That's without going into the general bad writing, like why does Vader stop Leia's ship instead of following her back to the Rebels? Why do the Imperials let the escape pod go? What a wonderful coincidence that Leia is right over Obi-Wan's house on his planet when she's caught. How does everyone walk so easily around the Death Star? Why don't any of them try to fuck up the DS from within when they're there? Why does Leia happily lead the Empire to Yavin 4 at the end? Practically nothing in ANH makes any basic sense.

Why doesn't the main cast the plot follows in a movie ever include any non-humans other than one Gungan, one Wookie and a handful of Droids?

File: shiny and chrome.jpg (51KB, 600x656px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 600x656px

>>44475491
You can also be a magic space pilot in F&D

>>44475478
>I must apologize for our inquisitors. They are idiots.
>We have purposely trained them wrong, as a joke.

>>44475478

Fancy to tech to make up for the fact that they're trained wrong on purpose. They use their toys as a crutch rather than drawing on their force potential.

They're stunting their agent's own potential to make them much less of a hassle to deal with if they turn.

>>44475525
Well here, have a serious answer. It's hard to act in heavy prosthetics. This is an unpopular thing to say, but Chewie might be likeable but it's in quite a gimmicky way. He's basically a big, cute, bipedal dog. Peter can't really act in that suit, he can't speak dialogue. It's okay as Han's loveable sidekick but it's a different matter if most of the key dialogue and acting is courtesy of such characters.

>>44475397
I'm basing this off of KotOR, not anything that's currently canon.

Vibroblades don't stop lightsabers normally. A vibroblade is to the sword like the hollowpoint is to the bullet. It's sonic generator allows it to damage people far more than a normal blade would, from far less a blow.

What lets certain vibroweapons stop lightsabers is the cortosis weave, which is basically applied phlebotinum that cancels out lightsaber blades. How? fuck if anybody knows.

As for vibroblade on vibroblade action: Vibroblades are designed to vibrate to damage their target. This means they're also designed to deal with vibrations. They cancel each other out on that front, and you've basically got a sword vs a sword.

>>44475525

They tried with a Goonga. It was not well received.

Maz was hinted at as joining the crew in VII, but they realized she didn't really have anything to do at Resistance Base, so she was left behind.

>>44475601
What about characters that only need make up and head prothetics like the Klingons in Star Trek?

Any chance we have scans for Keeping the Peace?

>>44473117
This fighter would have to be incredibly slow.

>>44475644
I hope Maz comes back again, I liked her.

>>44475664
Well that's better but even then, I've heard the cast of ST talk about how makeup was actually modified over time to make it easier to act in (i.e. form expression), even for pretty subtle makeup like the Bajoran stuff.

That's a moot point anyway, to be honest, because SW is more about REALLY alien creatures, not just humans with funny ears and whatnot.

>>44475524

>why does Vader stop Leia's ship instead of following her back to the Rebels?

Stuff like that's tough when you start dealing with hyperspace jumps. Read "Tarkin" to get an idea of what a complex starship chase looks like. Briefly, imagine this:

> Leia sees Vader chasing her
> hyperjumps away
> Vader, having no way to track a ship through hyperspace because that technology just straight-up does not exist in SW, now has dozens of options to choose from to guess where she might have jumped to and follow her
> Even if he somehow gets it right, she can just jump again -- and with each jump, those options for escape multiply by an order of magnitude, like a branching tree, until after 2-3 jumps a pursuer is now choosing between literally THOUSANDS of possibilities

And

> what a wonderful coincidence that Leia is right over Obi-Wan's house on his planet when she's caught

Not if she was going there to get him, which is implied by, yknow, her message to him? Remember?

> "General Kenobi. Years ago you served my father in the Clone Wars. Now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Empire. I regret that I am unable to present my father's request to you in person, but my ship has fallen under attack, and I'm afraid MY MISSION TO BRING YOU TO ALDERAAN has failed."

File: tumblr_mg8aqyda5c1r3d8abo1_r5_500.gif (175KB, 500x643px) Image search: [Google]

175KB, 500x643px

>>44475664

>>44475596
>>44475572
>>44475507
goddamnit i laughed thinking about darth betty saying that.

So they give them these bullshit flashy unwieldy shitpile of a weapon and say "master that" so that they dump all their xp on that instead of actually getting good at shit?

File: 1439759277544.jpg (102KB, 723x1106px) Image search: [Google]

102KB, 723x1106px

>>44472175
This answer also answers >>44472175

>>44475720
It'd be nice if they got a zabrak or chiss, or any other near human species, to play a major role then.

File: Tremayne-DSSB.png (124KB, 330x400px) Image search: [Google]

124KB, 330x400px

>>44475736
>We have purposely trained them wrong, as a joke

So, by that, is it wrong to have competent Inquisitors?

I actually have Tremayne as the BBEG in my campaign - hes a Makashi master, and is designed to make the jedi PC's look like absolute idiots

>>44473224
Go home Woolie, you're drunk. Your Reboot love is beating your short hair love.

>>44475720
They could still have like a Togruta or something as part of the main party easily.

>>44475458
>>44475458
>>44475458

tg plz

>>44475626
Alright that makes sense.

Also why do slugthrowers never make any appearance in the films? Aren't they supposed to be more effective than blasters in some applications like penetrating armor designed to absorb blaster fire, but more expensive because they have moving parts and need ammo?

>>44475827
Pretty good desu senpai

>>44475458
I like it a lot actually, Great touch to start a campaign with.

>>44475403
Would it be more acceptable if her main weapon was a sword or mace rather than staff, so we had some reason to think she'd be a competent lightsaber fighter?

>>44472913

>Ashoka NTRs Anakin away from Pandame
>Anakin can't be baited with babby inflicted death
>republic is saved by the power of wormtits

>>44475857

Simple answer:

They don't exist in the film universe because in the films, blasters = guns. They're a direct stand-in.

They appear in the EU because, somewhere along the line, the EU had a narrative need for "blasters, but on low-tech worlds where it wouldn't make sense for characters to have blasters".

>>44475736

It's a capable weapon, but one with a gimmick.

But, yeah, Inquisitors are basically trained with in-built weaknesses to be exploited if they go rogue.

>>44475795

But that doesn't mean they aren't capable or are complete idiots. They're good at Inquisitoring, the job Inquisitors are supposed to do. Interrogation, information-gathering, hunting down Rebel cells and force-sensitives...

They aren't shitty opponents, they're just overspecialized in a very narrow set of skills. They're VERY good at those skills, and you should be rightly scared when they decide to start employing them against you.

>>44475723
Well he did the same thing to get to her in the first place, he says something about how the original guys who stole the plans transmitted it to her. They track the transmission - only one transmission was sent - and it led them there. If they could pounce on her over Tatooine, they could have done so over Yavin 4. They could have waited for the signal (obviously we're in heavily MacGuffin, movie logic territory here) to stop moving or whatever and then gone in.

There's a funny thing in ANH where the Empire switches between wanting the plans and wanting the location of the Rebel base. At first it's purely the plans, no mention of base. Then they segue into just wanting the base. There's no reason behind it - they know the plans are in a droid, they just arbitrarily decide the base location is better now. Remember, they do indeed follow Leia to the Rebel base towards the end of the movie, the same logistics are in place there.

>Not if she was going there to get him, which is implied by, yknow, her message to him? Remember?

Well, two things. One, how fucking long was the Star Destroyer chasing them? A galaxy takes 100,000 years to travel at light speed (at least ours does). Primarily she was taking the plans to the Rebels. At some point she may have decided "Oh shit, Empire... Better head to Obi-Wan" but she'd have to have already been incredibly close - INCREDIBLY close - to begin with. It's seems far more likely that she realised the proximity THEN decided Obi-Wan was her only hope.

Then there's the thing that the pod crashes down at the nearest point yet it's within a few hours of Kenobi's house. Imagine throwing a fridge from the moon towards Earth with the intent of giving it to your mom... And it lands in the same city she lives in.

>>44475934
>Then there's the thing that the pod crashes down at the nearest point yet it's within a few hours of Kenobi's house.
that would be because the pod was AIMED AT OBI-WAN'S LOCATION you mong

>>44475857
they do. the tusken raider guns are slugthrowers.

also showed up in the clone wars cartoon (and in phantom menace for a cameo) wielded by the bounty hunter Aurra Sing. blue lady with the long fingers.

>>44473224

Brendan McCarthy wrote fury road and worked on that episode.

>>44475968
>the tusken raider guns are slugthrowers.
I thought they shot blaster bolts.

File: Clonestraining.jpg (199KB, 1910x1070px) Image search: [Google]

199KB, 1910x1070px

>Wookie says Asajj first appearance was in the Clone Wars movie
>Not Star Wars: Battlegrounds (wich was released in 2001 and at the time she was a Chiss)
>Not Clone Wars (2003)

Seriously who is running that wiki ?