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/Blood Bowl/ General - Muh Tiers, Muh Win Rates edition

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>>44150925 Previous Thread

http://www.thenaf.net/
https://fumbbl.com/
http://bbtactics.com/
http://www.plasmoids.dk/bbowl/Bloodbowl.htm

A more colourful version of the latest rules, the CRP (aka LRB6):
http://marmeladov.com/BB/LRB6.pdf

/tg/ FUMBBL group, currently in Round 5:
https://fumbbl.com/p/group&group=9828&op=view
Announcement and RULES:
http://pastebin.com/9St1yYU7

Cknoor's tutorials:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLSJ6kwwJv4Nr-Ky1PaFZys50S7zewio1O
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Blood_Bowl
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First for lizards aren't bullshit

Mathbowl is stupid

And elves are waifu tier
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>>44213954
My nigga!
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Is there any difference between the CRP and LRB6?

I think CRP has better writing/language
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>>44213767
>>44213767
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>>44213954

>Mathbowl is stupid

Mathbowl is the sacred text of Nuffle.
Disrespect it and HIS vengeance shall be swift and spectacular.
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>>44213983
No, pondering the odds of 2d6 is great anydice.com for you who can't into percentages


But looking at out of context win loss draw ratios is just pointless
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>>44213954
skink hips are OP
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>>44213971

None at all, the rules are exactly the same in both.

For the CRP they basically just put the rules changes in, but got rid of most of the art, "did you know?", and all of the fluff taken out, and the page numbers weren't corrected for the deletions or anything. The LRB6 in the OP just put all that stuff back when someone had a chance.
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>>44214024
that's not a skink anon, this is a skink
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>>44214053
hot
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>>44214052
So are we actually restricting one league per coach after this league? Because we won't have enough people for 2 full ones.
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>>44213976

>OP not changed
>shit image
>not Mauled

0/10
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>>44214053
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>>44214072

One team in the /tg/ Group per manager. Up to them whether that is in the Rookie League or the Veteran League is up to them.
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>>44214052
>>44214072

Yeah, the vet league might end up a bit empty at this rate.
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>>44214104
Department of redundancy department
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>>44214107

I dunno, I imagine anyone with a winning record will want to keep their team.

>>44214121

Aha. It's been a long day.
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>>44214053
thats not mv8 dodge and stunty bullshit though
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>>44214138

Yes, but even if half of us keep our teams, that's still only 13 players.
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I believe 16 shades of green is up against ashenvale leaves in 90 minutes!
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>>44214302
I don't think you got the times correctly.
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>>44214319
Fumbbl is telling me that it starts in 90 minutes...
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>>44214330
>>44214319
>>44214302
oh it's scheduled for tomorrow, scratch that... it's 1530 minutes
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>>44214330
Fumbbl is wrong. Or both myself and the Leaves are wrong. In approx 14 hours we'll be playing, 13:00 server time.
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Daily reminder that it's coming!

WILL THEY DELIVER AN EASIER TO SEE GRID?

SKILLS AT A GLANCE?

WILL JUGGERNAUT BE FIXED?

I laughed extremely hard when the campaign gives you Bob to play with, and then he doesn't work because juggernaut
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are there any tutorials on how to make teams? like, basing, choosing the staff etc.


also, how competitive is fummbl and can a total newbie survive it?
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Apparently in BB2 you can pile on on a foul

Why would anyone ever foul with an pomber?
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>>44214449
https://fumbbl.com/help:LRB6RaceStrategy

This has everything and is super condensed, it's good for a start.

Blood Bowl in general isn't super competitive so feel free to make a team and start playing.

Good teams to start with include

Humans or Orcs (you'll learn a good deal with these guys)

Other good teams include (these are all crutches for various reasons)

Dark Elves (with 4 blitzers 1 runner 6 linemen and RR)
Amazons (great team but could be considered a crutch)
Dwarves (you probably won't pass much with them)
Skaven (again, crutch team, hard to learn SPP division with them)
Norse (lots of block but you're av7, crutch and your guys will die)

Basically any team is ok to start with, but orcs and humans are the best.
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>>44214628
Because you heard that chaos are the best killing team and they're so cool you decided for them to be your main team but you only play to hurt as many enemy players as you can.
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>>44214628
what if your whole team is pomb?
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>>44214401
They gave me bob, I immediately used him to foul, He got red carded but injured the enemy. The rest o the match was very odd.
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>>44214677
I play to injure as many enemy players as I can, But I play Delf and Dwarf
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>>44214923
Why would you foul with a str6 with no negative traits
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>>44215327
I already had 4 touchdowns so i was just fouling until i ran out of players
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>>44215377
>not getting 5 TDs
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>>44215395
TD is 2 Turns for 3 SPP, Injuries are 1 for 2 if you manage it
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>>44215421
Fouling's not worth anything though.
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>>44215421

You don't get SPP off of injuries from fouling.
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>>44215443
>>44215437
Well that explains a lot.
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>>44215471
I'm still salty about one of my blitzers just being replaced and wasting SPP on him.
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>>44215519
I was about to fucking FLIP OUT

because I was down a lineman so I had to put a catcher in, and then bob strolls in instead of a blitzer, like, why.

Replace the catcher you inbred ogre humper
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>>44215571
I mean when a special star player shows up and just replaces one of your players forever.
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>>44215571

Don't fucking get me started.

Second game against the Gouged Eye, I bring my veteran Blitzer into the end zone to score a TD for his third level...

He's replaced by Griff. I finish the game, check my roster (which was already maxed out). He's gone, period. Griff completely replaced him.
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>>44215519
That made me mad, It was the guy i had been working on, He had better skills than the guy who replaced him.
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>>44215637
My fucking dodge blitzer was gonna hit level 3, Griff ruined everything.
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I didn't even have a full team since I assumed they kept team management locked away from you, it was pissing me off that I didn't have 4 blitzers, after the game with bob though I bought up my team some stuff
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>>44214669
Its worth adding that necro and undead are good starter teams too
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>>44214669
Dude I recomend Pro Elves for a begiunner, not Dark elves
Dark elves are very brutal to bad deciesions, and you lose a blitzer you go into a death spiral. Amazons play similer and are super easy at low tv to teach you elf running.
Pro elves are cheep and many have good starting skills. They are to HE as zon's are to DE
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Nuffle please deliver unto me an ag 5 Nurgle Pestigor. I promise I will give him strong arm and big hand and use him for nurgle bullshit pass plays
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How do rerolls work with TV? Do they count as the before or after price for tv? Like are they 70K or 140k?
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>>44216457
yes, they count to what they price was at purchace

Because of this teams usually buy their most if not all their rerolls when they are cheep, to keep down TV bloat
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Amazon V Lizards in 40 minutes.

Watch the Liz coach cry as he fails to knock down a single piece.

or

Watch the Zon coach cry as a few 6s turn into half his team dead.
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>>44216496
Oh so it is totally worthless to buy a reroll after team creation?
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>>44216562
Depends on how many you have, but they do cost twice as much.
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>>44216343
delves are av8 though, so, that's why I recommend them
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>>44216572
I mean from a tv bloat standpoint it seems to really fuck you if you don't buy them at the start.
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>>44216562
>>44216595
The answer is sometimes
Like I mainly play HE and DE so I buy 2rr at creation and later get the final one since those teams both already need to blow up thier TVs to get gud

But for something like Chaos dorfs, its better just to get 4rr and start with 1 centaur and earn the second later
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>>44216343
Dude, pro elves are probably the hardest elves to play, you really need to know what you're doing with them to succeed.
>>44216577
I agree that Delves are one of the good elf teams for new players, though Woodies are also good, while also being the best for doing classic "elf" plays out of the box.
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>>44216595
The rerolls don't count double for TV purposes, only for the actual cost of buying them.
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>>44216699
I don't suggest wood elves because they're the worst crutch of any elf team.

You won't learn how to bust cages with leap
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>>44216699
With pro elves you can be stupid or unlucky and replace your players easy.
Dark Elves are VERY suceptable to punishing you if you are stupid into a death sprial, more so than HE

Pro elves have blitzers that you can make into sidesteping blodgers at lvl 2
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>>44216758
dark elves have av8 on everyone except the one runner you start with (you could start with a lineman instead)

also the delf blitzers are also blodgers at level one
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Am I the only one who is butt-bothered by the fact that gaining stats and skills raises tv, but permanent injury doesn't lower it?
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>>44216744

Well, you generally want to be screening against cages anyways, so I'm not sure that teaching cagebusting is all thet important. Learning when and where to go for the enemy ballcarrier is also an important skill.

>>44216758

Pro elves are much easier to injure though, AV 8 is a lot more than AV 7. I also think that new players will often see the thrower and catcher and think that they should always be passing, when playing the running game is generally better and much more important to learn.
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>>44216920
yes

if they get injured fire them
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>>44216982
Easier said than done when you cheepest players are 70k.
Which is a good segue to this point >>44216949
Pro elves are far easier to replace than DE or HE. When you are new shit IS going to go wrong because you don't know shit. Pro Elves are much more forgiving to that, especially when your players are auto skilled, and you can afford that third rr or apoth at creation. The first few games for a DE team can get them all cut, because they can't start with an apoth
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>>44217065
>Far easier to replace

Not really. They have cheaper linos, but that's not really who you want to be replacing is it?

Besides, with all that AV 7, they're going to need replacing a lot more often.
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>>44217065
pro elves only go down to 70k and your positionals aren't any cheaper.
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>>44216551
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=799858
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>>44217157

Pro elves go down to 60, and get throwers for 70, which is the cheapest for any elf team. Theirs blitzers and catchers are both more expensive than their HE counterparts though.
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>>44217357
Yes, but their blitzers are definately better than the two 8av elves, and their catchers are the best in elven kind
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>>44217357
Pro elves linemen go down to 60*
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>>44217417
Yes, but these are the players you're going to want to replace more often than not. Which means that they are actually WORSE for replacing players than the other elf teams.

The catchers also have pretty large targets on their head, with AV 7 and no defensive skills, so they're going to get blitzed a lot.
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>People who don't play for total annihilation touchdowns
The first time I won because the enemy team couldn field anyone was amazing.
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>>44217298
This game was a fucking gyp'
1 badly hurt skink and no hurt dykes
THATS NOT HOW ARMOR 7 WORKS GUYS
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>>44218445
oh, so that's why my +av linedwarf died in my last bb2 game, THANKS NUFFLE
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>>44218473
Its just not fair. Its just not fair

The crowd was begging for blood, and we got none.
I'm starting to doubt if nuffle is real. What if double skulls are just by chance?
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>>44218485
Stop that nonsense before you doom us all.
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>>44218485
nah, I've seen too many triple pows, triple skulls in my day for nuffle to be false
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>>44218505
>>44218499
You're right, all things happen on the pitch for a reason
Praise nuffle
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>>44218505
>Tfw roll 3 Skulls, Reroll and get 2 Skulls an a both down
>on a Big Guy vs a stunty
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>>44218543
>Big Guy gets -ST into dead with apo
>Stunty gets stunned
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>Yfw the enemy team is a full lineup of skinks
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>>44218667
>YFW I'm chaos dorfs
Let them come
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>>44218667
>16 st2 av7 stunty players

you mean free spp boosting?
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>Yfw your guy with sure hands fails
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>yfw two big guys roll 1s next to each other for half the match
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>>44218810
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>Roll 3 die
>Skull Both Skull
>Reroll
>Both Skull Both
>Enemy has block
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>>44218543
Are you me?
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>>44218445

My Lizards pillow fight. CAS is just not something that happens =(
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>maximum greed, try and throw it in with only one player in the endzone

>roll a 2, re-roll, roll a 1

:(

then a player with 11 spp got mvp

nuffle taketh away, then giveth right back
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Anyone else think jim was a goblin in BB1?
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>>44219307
No, it was stated multiple times that he was a Vampire.
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New Chorf them. Dwarf levels up (4)(6)
+MV? Guard? FuckyouMB?
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That feel when 5 out of 6 dice rolls are Push Back on your blitz
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>>44219444
Guard
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>>44219444
Chaos dorfs themselfs need guard all around
it can really come in handy

the real problem for me is the centuars first skill
Block, safe hands or break tackle?
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how would you rebalance the inducement star players?

I'd probably slash most of their costs by a lot
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>>44219500
Block, They are so less vulnerable.
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>>44219550
Slash cost halfway through but limit them to 1/match just incase
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>>44219568
Nah the limit is brutal, but I wouldn't cut all their costs in half, leme compile a list of all the star players and their cost, and then I'll discuss what I'd do to their costs, like some of them cutting the cost in half makes them plain broken
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>Look at this recording from the game
>Shows a player i didnt use
GOOD JOB
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>You will never be Roxana Darknail's personal waterboy/caterer/stress-reliever
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>Pickup 2+
>1
Reroll
>1
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Threadly reminder that Lizardmen are OP and not fun at all to play against meaning that if you play them you are a tryhard fag
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>>44220173
>>44213954
You know I've heard the case that they are OP, based mainly on their super speed coupled with their great strength and kronx but I haven't heard much of the case against
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>>44220173
Reminder to get good.
>>44220240
Because if Skinks are taken off the field, which for a bashy team should be easy, the Saurus can't dodge or pickup the ball easily.
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>>44220274
>the Saurus can't dodge
break tackle makes them elves
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>>44220291
Once a turn, and only if they get to 3rd level.
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>Get D-Elf Assassin down
>Stomping him with 93%
>Pile On both times
>Still no injury
damnit
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>>44220582
Why in gods name do you focus him? Are there no witches? have the blitzers gone away?
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>>44220605
He used stab.
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>>44220619
So? from what it sounds like you are playing a bash team, and this have enough armor where you don't need to fear him.

Assasins are kinda like the killdozer, fun but not really worth it bar specfic cases. I personally like stab because it gives you a free armor roll with 0 chance of turn over.
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>>44220663
Its the principle anon
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>Players poisoned
>Someone ends up with all his movement moved to his STR
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>>44220742
>Try to pick up ball with new 11 Agi Lineman
>Game freezes
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>>44220697
Oh your that guy, who beleives that stab is a dick move.
Buddy, Assassin is way less douchy then clawpomb. And surfing is in no way a dick move.
There is a case for a turn 16 foul in an open league being douchey, but that is very specific
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>Tfw you do Tzeentchian Team with 2 Firewyms and 2 Flamers
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>>44220898
Oh holy fuck that is some low str
TWO str?
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Is this how I play the game?
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>>44221341
You want more goblins than that anon
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>>44221475
Yeah I put 3 more goblins in after that
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>>44221341
I would take at least 13.
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>>44221482
You will probably want more
Gobbos tend to go fast
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>>44221486
>>44221491
o-oh
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>>44221341
you need to have less secret weapons and more goblins.

Secret weapon is a rule where your goblin is ejected after a drive (the time between a kick and a TD is a drive)

So with 11 players and 3 secret weapons, after the first td (which could be 2 turns against elves or other fast teams) you then have 3 players booted off, leaving you with 8 regular goblins.

Goblins are also very prone to injuries, so you'll probably have less than 8 goblins standing on the pitch after the first drive (possibly even 0 if you're unlucky) which as you might have guessed it, is not optimal.

Some better teams can be found here
https://fumbbl.com/help:LRB6GoblinSetUp

I suggest 4 RR and 14 players or 3 RR and 15 players

For example the 15 player variant
2 Trolls
1 Looney
12 Goblins
1 Apo
3 RR

this gives you your apo (very important piece), and some money in the bank (to spend on fan-factor or save for replacing goblins)

Another suggested roster is 14 players and 4 RR (although I prefer a variant to this, which I'll discuss later)
2 Trolls
1 Fanatic
1 Pogoer
1 Looney
1 Bombardier
8 Goblins
4 RR

Now, the downside is very clear, you've got 4 secret weapons which means 2 are on the field for the first drive (not that big of a deal to be honest) and no apothecary, so if anyone dies you're SOL.

I prefer dropping a secret weapon for another gobbo (either the bombardier or the pogoer) just because managing secret weapons and stuff is pretty cool.
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>>44222662
Of course feel free to modify this as you please, these are just suggestions

The only thing which is not a suggestion is 2 trolls (those are mandatory) and keep in mind your secret weapons aren't always on the pitch, so you'll want at least 8-10 regular goblins...ish
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>>44222705
Here's my preferred list

2 Trolls (220)
1 Looney (40)
1 Fanatic (70)
11 Goblins (440)
3 RR (180)
Apothecary (50)

For 1k TV on the money.
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Im to scared to actually ever submit a team and try to play, Feels batman.
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>>44222923
Just do it. Sucking at something is the first step to being sorta good at something.

The best time to start Blood Bowl was yesterday, the second best time is right now.
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>5 rotters
>pestigor
>4 warriors
>beast of nurgle
>2 rerolls

is this good enough for a start?
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Do I need to memorize anything for playing Fumbbl or is knowledge of the PC games enough to figure it out?
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Rolled 1 (1d6)

GFI
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>losing 3-0 against wood elves because they keep making 30 dodges a turn

>pitch invasion

>all my goblins and a troll are stunned

why
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>>44223348
I forgot that I couldn't pick the ball up for four turns
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>>44223362
scratch that, could not hold the ball for the whole second half
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>>44223348
Nuffle hates goblins.
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>>44220274
The problem is that with the high movement of the saurus, a good lizardmen player can stop you getting to the skinks to bash them. And you just know that you're going to have to blitz the skin because like hell you're going to be able to bash them without it as dodge stunty.
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>>44222980
2 rerolls on a nurgle team
no this isn't a good start
try 6 rotters 1 pestigor 4 warriors 3 rerolls
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Anyone on tg still play CE? I got in the party too late and it is hard to find people it seems. Debating on buying bb 2 if it goes on sale for christmas. Does it have a lively community?
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>>44223997
BB2 isnt great but probably has a more lively community
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>>44223997
if you get BB2 make sure to get in some league and avoid the public one
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Ashenvale Leaves vs 16 Shades of Green is going to be delayed a bit, stay tuned for a spectate link soon (tm)!
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I challenge you to invent a new team to play
Bonus points if you provide examples of what skills/characters they would have
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Ashenvale Leaves vs 16 Shades of Green

LIVE RIGHT NOW!

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=799933
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The crowd is literally Khorne
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>>44224904
>>44224614
Not a single foul on the Wardancer when he had 6 Orcs around it, worst game ever.
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Teal was NOT avenged. 0/10 Did not Foul the wardancer
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>>44224933
>>44224934
>Doesn't foul the Wardancer
>Goes from Win to potential Tie because of it
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>>44224957
SHOULDA FOULED THE GODDAMN WARDANCER
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>>44224933
>>44224934
>>44224957
>>44224962
Crowd was like Khorne. I prayed the whole time for my WD to be spared from the feet of orcs. My prayers were answered.

Overall a very intense game! Managed to tie at the last round thanks to good ol' Nuffle and the Ref who gave me an extra turn.
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>>44224614
This game is a prime example of why you foul the Wardancer.
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>>44224981
>>44224904
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>scraping the bottom of qualifying for the playoffs

Hoo boy now I'm nervous about next week's match.
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>>44225135
>tfw you blew your chance
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>>44225202
It's okay, I too failed my chances. My only saving grace is that I went in knowing I was going to play for fun and my team is still fun for me to play. Pic related is my team.
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Blood Bowl 2 confirmed for maybe worth buying soon. Norse, Undead, Nurgle, and Necromantic teams will be worked on and start to be released in the above order in Feb. People that already own the game will get the races for free.
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>>44225582
For free? Nice also time to Norse it up in bb2!
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>>44225582

They've already deleted that post, lol.
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>>44225684
Still there.
>>44225682
Don't you mean time to use Brets to stomp Norse?
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>Replay BB1 some
Wow I was so blinded by nostalgia, Its much worse than I remember
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>>44225135

iktfb

I imagine there's going to be a few people not getting in on TD+CAS Difference, which would be a kick in the teeth. Glad I'm on +9 or something.
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>>44226254
I'd play it because it has some better animations than fumbbl and more races than bb2
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>>44226715
And sweet sweet witch ass
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>>44226715
I love the races but I didnt realize how much BB2 did right until i replayed BB1 and saw BB2 wasn't nearly as bad as i thought*
Still no excuse for the price
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>>44225582
>still no voluptuous thick amazons
fine I'll wait
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>>44226815
>still no scrub tier mean spirited dykes who think they are better then mighty Asur and Druchi because they are men

You know there are 300 words for "disgust" in Elven?
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>>44226815
I really dislike how the willy miniatures are just "chick football players" rather than having a jungle/aztec theme
Any sugestions where I can get some?
I was thinking about getting some tharn from warmacrap but I don't like their sculpts too much.
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>steal ball from wood elves.
>fail hand off to black orc with reroll
>end up messing up blitz go into half time 0-0 with no cas caused
>second half on turn 15 fail hand off to black orc with reroll again
>fail pick up with blitzer turn 16
>0-0 tie

Thanks Nuffle.
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>>44227364
Nuffle is appeased by casualties anon.
Has the audience taught you nothing?
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Looks like it's going to be a while until they add the joke teams. Unless you consider Nurgle a joke.
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>>44227410
>>44227410
I move busted his war dancer. But it was on a foul. Also this shit is nuffles fault. I surfed a dancer and knocked down his dancers like 6 time and fouled them 5 more times and all I got was a ko and -ma
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>>44225582
>no gobbos
>no halflings
why you do this?
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>>44227450
I think I am going to make a nurgle team where everyone has extra arms and very long legs.
>elves face when they throw interception after interception
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>>44225582
>No Ogres or Vamps
I'll wait.
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>>44223997
bb2 has more daily players than fumbbl

>>44224156
I disagree, NAF open is super fun
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>>44228192
yeah, seal clubbing is so fun anon
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>>44228245
some of them aren't THAT bad ok

and enough of them trade touch downs that they'll have a bunch of skills so it won't be incredibly easy
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Fuck I hate Lizardmen
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>tfw just thoroughly and completely out bashed a chaos team with my humans

He was 6 and 0 I gave him his first loss. He tried to 2-1 grind me, scoring in his turn 7 of the first half. I ran a 2 turn td and then scored in the 3rd of 4th turn of the second half. He had double skilled his cow in the first half so the second half my orge and a guard lineman kept 3 of his dudes including a CW out of the fight. My POMBer knocked the other 2 CWs out and I forced him into trying to make a 6+ pass into a 4+ catch into a 3+ dodge
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>yet ANOTHER "hur lesbian princess purest love" thread raveges this board

I love you /doubleskulls/, so dam much. you are the last refuge. Sure we have lesbians too, but we don't get all /u/ and they are really crummy in the long run
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>>44228817
Amazons aren't lesbians, death by snu snu mother fucker
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>>44229133
I read the fandex for them, they hate all men, even glorious Asur, and have kids via some weird/creepy "insemination" from their goddess

Also they think they are the old one's trueborn and treat slaan and lizardmen like shit
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>>44229149
>fandex

unrelated to women who think they're elves and shit

Does anyone have a modified bat file for BB CE to randomize the 10 stages? I'm looking at the code to randomize the 9 but I don't want to tweak it to 10 because then I have to manually add a 0 in front of some numbers
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>>44225582

No ogres, no goblins, no chaos dwarfs?

Nurgle is a'ight though.
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>>44228817

I will never wrap my head around people who always feel the need to post "le sexy naked tau/sisters/daemonettes" in any tangentially related thread. One of the things I don't like about /tg/, I guess as a wargamer/painter I'm closer to a model train enthusiast than an RPGer.
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>>44218473
>+av linedwarf
asking for it 2bh
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I hate bombadiers, they never throw the bomb anywhere
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>>44225582
>literally every team is a team i used to play
yeeeeeessssss
Yeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssss!
YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
>>
Salary Simians vs Talabheim LARPERs' Guild is scheduled for 2300 server time, approximately 35 minutes from now!
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>>44230359
Just make sure you buy it on the winter sale since if you don't buy a team before they come out you will probably have to pay full price for them.
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>>44225582
if they don't gift them on console too i am done with this shit game
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>>44230102
don't forget that Goblin bombadiers are stunties (-1 to throw) and that throwing a bomb uses the same Agi table that all Ball throws uses. So you throw worse than a Khemri thrower.
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>>44230397
why would you ever get the console version?
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I'm going to play gobblins in the next rookie league

I don't expect to win, but I expect to throw the most goblins
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>>44230507
That is just the kind of attitude you need. You should also aim for most chainsaw kills.
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>>44227233
I kinda agree willy has good sculp details, but they are not super creative

How hard is it to get an old amazon team from GW on Ebay?
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>>44230519
Oh don't you worry, Ash 'Ketchum' Williams will spill blood, either his own or yours
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>>44230368
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=800177
The game has begun.
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This fucking cocksucker did it again. I just wanted fucking guard or tackle but this asshole fucking rolled doubles (3+3). Do I take a double skill or just tackle? I have a tackle lineman and a blitzer with guard and tackle. He isn't too hard to score with, I play with an accurate strong arm thrower so I usually throw to my blitzers or catcher and am great at the end of half 2 turn td. But now what do I take?
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>>44231664
Pic related
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>>44231664
>>44231684

Get dodge.
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>>44231684
Get blodge and be the super gutter runner
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>>44231684
Dodge
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>>44230438
Poor and shitty pc,hoped for console to be decently supported,got fucked as usual
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>>44231907
But a decent PC costs less than a new console nowadays.
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Goblins Versus Ogres is more fun than it should be

especially when you shout allah ackbar before your bombadier throws the bomb, then he fucking fumbles it, knocks out and ogre and doesn't even take damage.
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>>44231736
>>44231743
>>44231762
OK time for my third blodger
(I have a block catcher and a guard dodge blitzer) (could have had 6 blodgers but I gave a lineman dodge, my thrower strong arm, and my killer jump up)
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>game crashed while I was spinning for a match
>given a concede to a Welf team called the cannabis stars
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So The Gorillionaire got a skill rank and is the first of my three big apes to get a skill up. However he is missing next game which will be the last in the league. Logically I should release him to bring down my TV and give my opponent less Inducements.

But he is named the Gillionaire and I can't drop one of my boys after all this time.
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>>44232642
There might be a vet league in the future, might as well keep him.
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>>44232642
He doesn't increase your team value if he's not playing. Obviously.
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>>44232642
TV on missing players doesn't count. Keep him.
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>>44232642

If you're missing a player for a game, they are not included in the total for your TV ranking. So no need to fire him.

Also we are going to try for a second season after the playoffs are finished and you have the option of continuing into a Veterans league with your current team, or starting a new one in a Rookies league.
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>>44232726
>Not letting people be in both and blaming them if they can't make time when they commit to two games a week
Totally a good idea.
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>>44232775
I don't have much to do anyways so one more game a week wouldn't hurt me at all. So I'd like that but it's not happening probably.
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>big guys will never be good in your lifetime
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>>44232813
I'm mostly wary that it'll split our playerbase too much.

Maybe something like letting all new teams play until they hit a decent TV and then starting a league with everyone in it again would be better.

Maybe we should try to make a vote about it? Though Mauled still has veto rights I suppose.
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>>44232874
For you. I'm having fun with my rat ogre.
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>>44232874
>What is Kroxigor and Beast of Nurgle?
>>
Is there a way to upload clips directly from BB2?

>be humans
>score way too early in first half
>wood elf coach mocks me for not 2-1 grinding it
>pressure him and he ends u scoring giving me 2 turns to score before the end of the half
>all day nigga
>he kicks it all the way into my endzone and it starts to rain
>send a lineman to secure the ball and send my thrower to go pick it up
>he snake eyes it but luckily it goes to the lineman
>1 reroll left
>he fails to knock down my dudes on the his turn
>blitz one of my blitzers free
>hand off to my thrower
>he drops it
>reroll
>run as far up as I can
>you can't throw from this distance
>take one gfi step
>4+ throw (he has accurate and strong arm) 4+ catch because of rain
>yolo
>endzone to endzone TD
force him to score early next half and then cage up and run through him because he doesn't have any dudes left to win 3-2
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>>44233213
no
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>>44232874
you know I feel that since you can't really make too much use of kick with a slow team like orcs, I take a gobbo and troll rather than a lineorc
Trolls are fun
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>>44234992
My fun time orc team is 4 BO and 4 Blitzers with the troll and 3 goblins. You may not win, but your goblins can be used as rocks if you aim right.
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Does fumbbl have a way you can start a team at over a million gold?
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>>44235384
Who gets the SPP?
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>>44235778
You can make a custom league and set it to 1 player vs 1 player and you start with 100000000000$ and 1 SPP = 1 Level
so yeah
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>>44235859
why the smart ass answer? Its not uncommon for a tourney to want to start at mid or high TV
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>>44235925
I answered your question baka
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>>44235840
For the throw? The troll if he injures the goblin, goblin if he hits someone, I think anyway I know the troll one is right.
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It dawned on me that a dorf/Chaos dorf turns a team of Amazons into hobgoblins with some pass and block
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>>44224593
Slaneesh
0/1 Big Guy, Tentacles Prehensile Tail Tackle Boneheaded Thick Skull 1 MA 6 ST
0/2 Tentacles, Block, Tackle 5 ST 3 MA
0/2 Dodge, Stunty, Titchy, Catch 2ST 6 AV high MA/AG
0/2 Dodge, Leap, Hypnotic Gaze, Pass High AGI/MA low ST/AV
0/4 Tentacles, Dodge, Guard 4 ST
0/16 Tentacles, Normal Lineman shit
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>>44224593
Gnoblar,
Think somewhere in-between goblins with slightly better armor and some general skill access players, but no secret weapons and instead of two trolls, two ogres Maybe one postional: The trapper, who has prehensal tail and tenticals

so
Gnoblar, access to agility, stunty str2 and dodge 0/16
Bully Gnoblar, access to agility and general, stunty str2 dodge 0/2
Trapper access to agility, prehensile tail and tenticals
2 ogre, as per humies

Its really ment to be a goblin team you might actually be able to play competitively maybe
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>>44236522
of and naturally the trapper is stunty, dodge and str2

might consider starting the bully with dauntless for laughs too
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>>44236328
Obv the units aren't cheap, If you aren't careful you'll end up barely scraping by with just inemen (None of them have great AV)
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>>44214024
Wide hips are meant to let heads pass through birth canals. I can't imagine why an egg-layer would need dem hips.

Not that I'm complainin' though.
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Any tips for a new Khemri coach? Particularly the lineup and placement? I can often (well, sometimes) manage to score on my turn but can rarely stop the opposition from scoring.
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>>44237562
big eggs
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Fucking god damn Lizardmen FUCK LIZARDMEN
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>>44236328
>>44236328
I give you the Fumbbl secret teams
https://fumbbl.com/help:SecretLeague
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>>44238122
>the spainish team all have animosity
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Does anyone actually fucking enjoy playing against the CPU in this game? The cheating is so blatant that it's fucking unenjoyable as fuck. Makes trying a new team a pain in the fucking ass.
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>>44238665
Have you, at any point, considered gitting gud?
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Is playing goblin reliable for a newbie? They look super fun to play and I don't mind losing. But I also wanna git gud. Will I git gud if I play gobbos?
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>>44239113
Goblins are not for reliable wins by any means
They are for hillariarty and fun, and retarded plays that you can't shut up about if they work.

If you want goofy and possibly winable go slaan.
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https://fumbbl.com/p/team?op=view&team_id=539507
my god. Its beautiful.
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>>44239504

>All that Dirty Player
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>>44239138
By reliable I meant appropriate, as in to learn game mechanics, general strategy and stuff.
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>>44240109
Not even
I'd recomend one the following
Humies
Orcs
Amazons
(Pro) Elves
Dorfs
Chaos Dorfs
Norse
Necromantic
Undead
If you love cock Lizardmen
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For any of the late night (or early morning crew), we have a special elf on elf presentation - the Naggarond Knife-Ears vs. the Dank Amateurs.

This will be the last game this season for the Knife-Ears, as a recent Gills-ette sponsorship deal will be calling away the team for the duration of Round 6 and the playoffs - but with the team's record it's unlikely they'll be missing much!
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>>44240160
Link now
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>>44225582

Free is nice.

But i doubt they will do that. The game had DLC content like a week after launch.

Though they did give you a team for free for pre ordering. Then decided to give the other team for free only to those who dident pre order but bought the game within in the first week or something like that.

Ill belive it when i see it.

I already own the game and both woodies and lizardmen when it was on steam sale. ill take free teams but i doubt i will buy more DLC.
>>
How do I Bretonian guys?
>>
With HE are star players worth it?
Hows Zara and The Prince
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>>44240230
I tend to prefer mercs to Stars or more ideally Master Chef/etc
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>>44214677
>>44214942

>playing not to win
>playing only to hurt the other teams players

Thats a dick move annons.

Its like getting to the top table at 40k tourney then playing for a tie so neither of you get anything.
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>>44240172
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=800264
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>>44240274
But anon, When all their guys are dead you can score easily.
And if they cant place a unit on the field you get 2 touchdowns and win
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>>44240775

Eh i would rather get SPP from punching you in the face THEN scoring a TD instead of surfing, not getting a 2 points for the cas and then only 3 from scoring.
>>
Is this the real life?
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>>44241797
How many retools are there?
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>>44241820
You cant take rerolls if you take 6 Ogres
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>>44241833
then have fun getting turnover after turnover
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>When you see a vamp team in the recent games
https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3756295
>>
Does Fumbbl have a way to prevent one guy playing both teams in a match?
>>
>When the rookie causes 2 injuries and a death on his first game
>>
>Tfw 13 rerolls this half
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>>44242288
they ban accounts that play on a different account also they ban people that have multiple accounts.
>>
There is only one way to play bloodbowl.
Not Pictured: Last minute injury on another goat
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Outside of the /tg/ league, what other fumbbl modes are worth looking into for a late night american when ranked is empty or only has 3 coaches on.
>>
Hey guys, is it bad if I made a logo with my meager paint/gimp skills and planning on writing backstory for my team that won't play in the /tg/ league for about a month?
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>>44243785
Depends, what team is it?
>>
>>44243785
you might feel bad about it when they start getting killed in your first game
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>>44243796
Here's the team in question:
https://fumbbl.com/p/team?team_id=826939

I know the logo looks kinda crappy compared to the average logo you see made by drawfags, and I haven't wrote anything yet, but I'll admit that I am proud of it so far, since it could havve been worse.
>>
>>44243813
>Vampires
Im sorry for your loss
>>
>>44243813
Most of the teams have crappy logos, so that's absolutely fine.

As for the team... well...
>>
>>44243834
I was really bored when coming up with the team theme, so I said fuck it and did something silly because why not. If they perform terribly, I can always retire the team and try something a little more serious.
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>>44243857

Silly themes are good, just be prepared to not win until you manage to get some skills.
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>>44243879
I am well prepared for that, since I am playing Vampires and my career record is terrible, with my only three wins coming from this team:
https://fumbbl.com/p/team?team_id=825096
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>>44243898

I guess you're fine in that case. I'll look forward to seeing you in the league!
>>
first time I'm seeing this general. Is there a /tg/ BB2 league?
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>>44243963
I look forward to seeing you and everyone else in the league while I write and practice Vampires.
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>>44244017

No, there's one on FUMBBL though.
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>>4424403
>No
Why not? Has it been tried in the past? If not, I'll make one.
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>>44244017
I dont own BB2 yet but they play on Fumbbl, If you can play BB2 you can play Fumbbl though. Only difference is way less grafix and more races
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>>44244085
Why would I want to play some shitty browser game from 1995 when I can play glorious BB2.
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>>44244110
>>>/out/
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>>44244110
Because BB2 lacks quite a few teams compared to either Chaos Edition or FUMBBL.
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>>44244110
hello Cyanide
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>>44244110

>Why would I want to play some shitty browser game from 1995 when I can play glorious BB2.

I don't know, why would you want to play a game with 99% of the features of the board game when you could play one with DLC, borked mechanics and only 8 races?
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>it's a dwarf team episode
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>>44245152
>Its a Bashy team doesn't foul the Wardancer episode
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>>44244947
Borked mechanics? What do you mean?
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>>44243618
You may want to check out some of the other leagues on FUMBBL. The big American ones are the NCBB and the NBFL, both based off of American college and professional football respectively (there's even a fun little draft system between the two, where players in the NCBB "graduate" after 4 seasons and become draft picks for NBFL teams).

The NBFL tends to be higher TV and generally doesn't have a lot of openings, but the NCBB always has room for new players.
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>>44247157
>foul limit
>dirty player limit
>no wizards
Why.
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>>44245832
BB2 makes a lot of skills that should be optional into "always" use. Juggernaut's the one example I remember the most, but there are others. Sometimes there are cases where you *don't* want to use a specific skill for tactical reasons (like not Dodging a hit when you're near a sideline to prevent a surf).

There's also some "balance changes" to the TV of various rosters - nothing big right now, but a rather questionable direction.

There's also the fact that you're paying 40 euros/60$ for essentially an incomplete game - BB2 has only 8 team rosters, and additional ones will be DLC for around 7$ each. You're also pretty much locked into the base game.

On the flip side, FUMBBL is free and has all 20+ CRP rosters. It also implements all the Star Players - incredibly essential, as Chainsaws are very important inducements to have for a rookie team (BB2 still lacks them, I believe). Finally it also has two of the optional card decks implemented - not essential inducements, but it gives you a far better suite of options.

It also allows you to do way more more in terms of custom league management, such as use several different houserules, create custom players, run resurrection-style tournaments, and so on. The development staff are also working on the ability to add custom teams as well.
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>>44247271
Both Juggernaut and Dodge near the sidelines are optional uses in BB2.
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>>44247271
Also you can have all the DLC teams without paying anything extra.
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>>44247226
It's meant to simulate college football - and the rules attempt to simulate the "softer" nature of amateur sports. NCBB is very theme and fluff-heavy, none of the league rules are done out of any sense of balance.
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>>44247314
Looks like a bunch of stuck-up pussy roleplayers if you ask me.
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>>44247313
AFAIK the DLC teams are only coming to those who already own the game. If you get the game after they've been released, you'll have to pay for them. This also still doesn't address the league management angle.
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>>44247329
Well, if you don't like it you don't have to play. You can post around on the forums searching for a league, or better yet start one of your own.
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>>44247329
To be fair dude wizards are often not worth their cost if the dice aren't with you, and only good agaisnt caging teams
Ditto you only need to foul few but meaning full times on specific dudes, unless your gobbos but they should be allowed to dirty player and foul how much they please imo.
There is no need to be such an edge faggot, its not like a league that considers surfing as "unsportsmanlike" (yeah they are real)
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>>44247925
Yeah you make a fair point whatever, it's still stupid to give restrictions like that.
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>>44247998
Different strokes, etc, etc.
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Got my Elves from Black Scorpion today, had a quick peek at them before they get wrapped up for Christmas.

They look great, well cast. I like how past the head and shoulders they're relatively simple, with high boots. They stand tall too, definitely closer to 30-32mm, so they have a couple of mil on the plastic Humans.

The Blitzers have mad mohawks though, they go all the way down the back too. £22 for the whole team (1 Thrower, 2 Cathers, 2 Blitzers, 6 Linemen) and I stuck on a couple more Catchers at £4 for the pair. Can't complain at all.
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>>44242236

>start with 6 ogres and need to spend 140k on rerolls
>start with rerolls and need to spend 140k on ogres

pick your poision.

Ill take 6 ogres in the hopes they start racking up some CAS star player points to get skills.

and eventully i will roll a 5+ to pick up the ball with an ogre.
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>>44244126

Do people not realise that BB1 for the PC dident have all those teams on launch?

They started with about the same ammount as BB2 did.

And they have already anounced that they are working on a bunch of other teams for BB2.
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