Upcoming events:
4/8: UFC 210 - Cormier vs Johnson 2
4/8: Bellator 176 - Carvalho vs Manhoef 2
4/14: Bellator 177 - Dantas vs Caldwell
4/15: UFC on Fox 24 - Johnson vs Reis
4/15: ACB 57 - Yan vs Magomedov
4/16: RIZIN 2017 IN YOKOHAMA - Horiguchi vs Motoya
4/21: Bellator 178 - Straus vs Pitbull 4
4/21: EFN 64 - Alibekov vs Khamitov
4/22: ACB 58 - Askarov vs Leone
4/22: UFC Fight Night 108 - Swanson vs Lobov
4/28: Lion Fight 36 - Wielzen vs Lerdsila
4/29: Glory 40 - Wilnis vs Marcus
5/13: UFC 211 - Miocic vs Dos Santos 2
5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald
5/20: Glory 41 - TBA
5/20: ACB 61 - TBA
5/26: Lion Fight 37 - TBA
5/28: UFC Fight Night 109 - Gustafsson vs Teixeira
6/3: UFC 212 - Aldo vs Holloway
6/10: UFC FN 110 - TBA
6/16: UFC FN 111 - TBA
6/24: Bellator 180 - Silva vs Sonnen
Previous thread: >>74977515
News:
>Bader to make Bellator debut against King Mo
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/ryan-bader-to-make-bellator-debut-vs-king-mo-lawal-in-new-york
>Damir Hadzovic vs. Marcin Held added to UFC Fight Night 109 in Stockholm
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/damir-hadzovic-vs-marcin-held-added-to-ufc-fight-night-109-in-stockholm
>Mousasi says he knows how Weidman is going to fight
http://www.mmamania.com/2017/4/1/15136298/gegard-mousasi-says-he-knows-how-chris-weidman-is-going-to-fight-at-ufc-210
>UFC signs Naoki Inoue
https://twitter.com/mma_kings/status/847852609499258880
CORAL SPRINGS
/heem/ is forever
>>25440
Bless
>UFC signs Naoki Inoue
Flyweight = WGAF
My little sister is bigger than those guys
>>25443
*GADOODAG*
>>25445
>>25439
Fuck khabib nomakeweightgonedick
Anyone who hates Schaub is not a fan of MMA. It's time to grow up.
>>25447
NotePad unironically deleted his early thread post in the previous thread lol. He's out of his mind.
>>25449
You are the biggest loser on all of /heem/
>>25450
Do you have that saved, ClipBoard?
>>25450
Impossible, he's no notepad/spergop/swissop/khabibfan/cruzfan/webmguy/notapersonality
Do not talk to me or my husband's daughter ever again
>>25453
Two of those people definitely fucked to create the third, but I'm not sure which is which.
>>25452
have you considered what you're going to do when your graduate high school
>>25448
How far would he have gone if he had actually had a chin?
>>25455
He needed more than just a good chin. That's why Rogan tore into him and forced him to retire.
>>25455
>when your graduate high school
kek
>>25442
It's good to see that the UFC is trying to make the division deeper
I'm disappointed that they didn't sign more guys from the Cejudo-Benavidez TUF season
>>25455
Make threads on /sp/ and kick off if people don't use mine
Wbu?
Why does the sperg reply to himself?
why is Tiger Schaub such a little bitch
>>25459
for attention
>>25458
i'm in college majoring in a STEM field
>>25455
I am happy any time someone with dyed hair gets heem'd
>>25462
congrats you're still a huge loser
>>25462
And what are you going to do after that?
>>25465
get a job
>>25464
dwarf
>>25460
it's normal for someone his age, most babies cry a lot and are very easy to scare
Anyone got any Dad Kelly webms?
>>25466
>get a job
Then what? That can't be your end plan?
>>25466
>most babies cry a lot and are very easy to scare
sounds just like his dad, although Tiger probably has a better chin even at his current weight class
Guys please I need an honest answer I'm not even trolling, did Schaub really name his kid Tiger or is it some dorky nickname?
>>25467
me and a brit made a fuckton of them a while back, you can find them in this thread and the one that comes after it
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74519114/#74523044
Dustin and Conor are both starting to look like Cody
>>25466
not everyone who sees you for the autistic loser you are is the dwarf, congrats on ruining the general faggot
>>25439
>Bader to make Bellator debut against King Mo
Why is everyone glancing over the fact they had this fight pre made, like they knew Mo was going to win?
Are fuckton of boards being merged or is it an April fools joke? /o/ is currently unavailable and is said to be merged with some other mechanical board
>>25475
Due to cuts in government funding for the arts and our spring break trip to mootxico, we've had to combine a few boards. Try and make some new friends!
>>25476
JUSTFUCKMYSHITUP
>>25475
/mlpol/ is the best board on 4chan
To keep this post on topic, what are your opinions on a potential rematch between Michael Johnson and Nate Diaz?
>>25475
Is this your first year on 4chan?
>>25478
Won't happen if anything Nate fights Tony
>>25478
>blatantly breaks the rule he got banned for
>now concerned with being on topic
>>25479
Been here since 2009 unironically I never experienced an April fools 4chin joke
>>25482
There has only been one every year. Somehow all of moots were shittier than this gooks.
HD stream where
>>25483
Why would /o/ be completely kill if it wasn't a cruel joke
>Khabib should have been champ for 3 years by now
>>25480
Yeah, I doubt Nate would take that fight, since he seems to only want big fights now
i think Johnson could win a rematch, he won the first round pretty clearly, but Nate ran away with the 2nd and 3rd rounds when he got Johnson emotional and lured him into a brawl
I think Johnson would have beaten Nate if he fought like he did in the first round for the whole fight
>>25488
Nah, Johnson couldn't get inside Nate was just too long and lanky
>>25487
Sounds like someone should have been more careful
>the ufc used to have a black ring girl
>>25491
She did a naked photoshoot and got fired. Then Brittney and Arianny did a naked photoshoot and nothing happened.
When is the april fool shit gonna be over
>>25493
April 2nd
>>25492
then Arianny flew out to Abu Dhabi to get pooped and peed on and she got loads of moneys
>>25494
>>25494
h-how many hours
>>25491
post pic!!!!!
>>25495
Dude those leaked pictures are nowhere to be found, Arianny must have had good lawyers
>>25500
>>25498
This KO is so weird, it looks like he hit him on the eyebrow, and it doesn't even look like he was swinging that hard. but I guess this goes to show why jack slack is always on about 'creating collisons', it really does double the force of a blow.
>>25500
found a rich white dude and had a career ending pregnancy apparently
>>25504
Me on the right
Do you know any heavyweight manlet thats 5'7
>>25502
literally looks like a chimpanzee wearing a ton of makeup
>>74989125
interesting
>>74989125
gina carano is 4 years older than ronda
>>25511
4x hotter too
20 years from now,Flyweights will be 5'10 on average
>>25511
Gina was 26 when she lost to Cyborg
Ronda was 27 when she lost to Holly
>>25513
200 years from now Heavyweights will be cutting to Flyweight with reverse-engineered alien technology
>>25511
And I've got eight years more semen saved up for Gina than for Ronda, so it evens out.
>Tfw Rampage lost
>>25517
oh well King Mo looked like a goof and now he will get BTFO by Bader in an equally shitty fight
Rizin > UFC
>>25519
You know that the next Rizin is a PPV, right?
>>25519
heeminder
If you had to impregnate one fighter who would it be? I would choose Valentina because we are the same age and she would make a good wife/mother
RIP Brad
>>25524
if you don't choose Gabi Garcia you are retarded
>Rizin+KSW+Jungle Fight+Bellator+M1 Global combine to form World Championship Fighting(WCF)
Pick the logo
>>25526
but I'm straight
>>25527
any event tonight ?
>>25530
UFC: Connor vs Floyd is tonight you casual
>>25530
Cage warriors is on on fighpass right now
Manuwa is walking out some goof
>>25524
ur old
but pic related
Anyone have any idea when Kron will fight again?
>>25533
t.CodyFan
>>25533
I thought about Grasso and even though shes a goddess I'm not sure I'd want to have a half mexican kid
>>25524
I would choose KK because she is always smiling and it would help with my crippling depression, she's also a qt and her leg game is ridiculous.
>>25537
Paddy is fighting you goof
>>25535
Why would that be me?
I've never once shown interest in grasso.
>>25535
I'm not that cunt, don't ever call me him again or ill do you like a kipper
>>25540
>not interested in Grasso
>extremely interested in Cody
pretty much confirmed you are gay
>>25539
how many bings till paddy?
>>25544
probably 45 or so
>>25545
thanks friendo
Why is Ed Milliband doing interviews for Cage Warriors?
who should Paddy call today after his upcoming win?
>>25546
No problemo
>>25549
He should call Artem and tell him he is coming for him
>>25549
Lobov
>>25549
Doctor
>>25439
>>25553
good fight
Have you ever been heem'd before?
>>25557
Yeah during my first muay thai fight. The other guy was in way better shape and I gassed and got destroyed
>>25519
CUTE!
>paddy the baddy
why are brits so non-threatening?
>>25561
You posted yo bitch, on the /heem/ gen?
Post some random heems
>This twink is supposed to be a """baddy"""
Low standards these days desu.
>>25561
>you don't even fully believe in your own boy baka
Nothing wrong with being worried
Cody is worshipped in my house hold, if he had lost this entire year would of been ruined
>>25563
I train at the same place as this Nate Wood watch him hes good
>>25565
when the blood orc snatched rory's soul and you had to assume a new identity was that year ruined?
>>25566
>>25568
I wasn't on 4chan back when Rory fought
>>25570
>I wasn't on 4chan back when Rory fought
Stop posting
>>25571
No
so... anyone watcing cw?
>>25570
>I wasn't on 4chan back when Rory fought
Well, that explains a lot
>>25563
>>25570
>he hasn't been using 4chan for at least 5 years
>>25575
This is one of my favorite heems of all time
Hendo is a beast
>>25573
picket cornerin a goof
>>25579
Holy shit that elbow
>>25577
why is is so satisfying when Dariush gets BTFO?
>>25583
I know man
Anyone got the webm of him being KO'd by Barboza?
>>25583
dunno, he is a nice dude
>>25536
Do you have any heroes?
>I don’t have an hero, but I admire Georges St-Pierre a lot.
http://www.ufc.com/fighter/alexa-grasso
not sure if anyone's ever seen this one before
>>25587
/grasso/ time
>>25439
Mods: OP made an early thread which is a bannable offence. He has been banned for it in the past.
post your favorite /grasso/
>>25585
next 100 posts are designated for /grasso/ posting only. please comply or be banned
whats next for /grasso/?
>>25593
>Shooting a lazy shot on Barboza
What did Dariush mean by this?
>>25595
probably fighting fartgirl
if you /grasso/ and proud, now's the time to show it
>>25598
easy fight for /grasso/ desu
wew Dalby got fat
/HEEM/ PREDICTS UFC 210
Daniel Cormier vs. Anthony Johnson
Chris Weidman vs. Gegard Mousasi
Cynthia Calvillo vs. Pearl Gonzalez
Thiago Alves vs. Patrick Côté
Will Brooks vs. Charles Oliveira
>>25607
It is literally illegal to redistribute this content. Stop now. I am not joking at all. It is literally a federal law.
>>25608
>Rumble
>Mousasi
>Calvillo
>Cote
>Brooks
This Paddy kid is one ugly fuck
Nads got this lads
>>25608
Cormier
Moose
Calvillo
Alves
Oliveira
>bongs in charge of names
>>25608
Johnson
Weidman
Carvillo
Cote
Brooks
>>25608
DC
Mousasi
Calvillo
Cote
Brooks
IT'S TIME!!!
PADDY BOUT TO FIGHT BOYS GET IN HERE
I really want Paddy to get knocked out
>>25608
Cornmier
Moose
Calvillo
Alves
Brooks
>>25619
why
>>25608
Daniel Cormier and Chris Weidman
>>25621
goofy scouse cunt
"biggest fight night in britain"
is it fuck
"ill be the pound for pound number 1 within 5 years"
will he fuck
also he lost to Juicy J
Why do scousers say "la" all the time?
>>25608
DC
Wide Man
Calvillo
Alves
Oliveira
>>25619
your gonna see a tko trust me
put money on it
get fucked paddy
>taking picks for an event with an AKA main event
told you guys
nads good
bongs make me depressed
If nad wins I get 40 quid
>dat roider bacne
Paddy 10-9, more aggressive off his back.
>>25633
10-8 Paddy
He looked like the bigger guy the whole round
Dalby is terrible
Natty Patty is about to make the comeback
>when the potato canoes are cold
>>25602
future lightweight champ. cap this
>>25637
THICC
20-18 Paddy, very good kicks and a late takedown wins him this round.
19-19
HEAD MOVEMENT BADDY
have to knock out paddy or crooked judges will give it to him again
20-18 Padmeister
Paddy is like a young Scouse Maia desu, serviceable stand up but great takedowns and ground game.
>>25643
you're not wrong lad
3-0 not paddy
>>25602
i want to see him fight yair so fucking bad
gassed
30-27 Paddy, great back take.
I am seriously worried about paddys fight iq
Theyre gonna give this to paddy and I'm not gonna get my 40 pounds am I
30-27 Padderz
My Score Card: 30-27 Nad
Liverpool Score Card 29-28 Paddy
>>25654
same here
>>25654
same here
My Score Card: 40-36 Nad
Liverpool Score Card 38-38 Paddy
>>25657
same here
If Paddy doesn't finish, he lost.
Paddy is trash. Fucking honeydicked into watching this shit.
Paddy 40-36, close round but Paddy had more top control.
SPORTS WAR
>>25661
You reckon? I think Paddy's been getting slaughtered.
there is no chance the will give this to Paddy RIGHT
>>25663
nah im just memeing, Paddy might get a gift decision lol
poopy pimple BTFO
omg that single leg is pathetic 5 rounds of that garbage
wasnt paddy pimbly wimbly throwing up blood after his last fight? and they gave him the win
ever been a clearer 50-45?
>>25669
ferrero rochers and hot chocolate
>>25624
dunno la
Aren't limey judges really biased? is there a chance the give it to paddy
50-45 Paddy, just incredible the heart of Narmani keeping the fight alive.
naddy the baddy
My Score Card: 50-45 Nad
Liverpool Score Card 48 - 47 Nad
I'm gonna win 40 pounds lads!!
WTF ROBBED
FUCK OFF
fight of the year
>50-45
ABL's win again REEEEEE
>Paddy actually thought he won
quintessentially british
>>25680
is the correct score
wow pimblett sucks what's with all the hype
Is the crowd throwing litter in the ring?
Nad to UFC when???
THE BONGS ARE ACTUALLY BOOING LOL
>>25686
yeah brits and irish are scum
>>25608
D.C.
Dutch iranian
Peral
Alves
WIll smith
Paddy would be a star in Bellator.
Coker should sweep him up.
>>25680
link?
>>25608
CORMIER
MOOSE
CALVILLO (WGAF)
ALVES
BROOKS
>>25692
gonna need a JUSTing of this
WEBMs please ;-;
>>25694
What did you just say about my kind?
>>25690
>Dutch iranian
>iranian
breh isnt he armenian christian?
>>25608
DC
WEIDMN
CALVILLO
ALVES
BROOKS
>>25699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-iEAvE_ZbA
>>25693
cage fighter finished, main fight was paddy and he did literally nothing
>>25701
uncalled for
but here a taste of croatian toughness hehe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nwIpMMBR_Q
>>25701
why have you posted this?
>>25705
just some banter for cro fag
>>25704
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tuZpBUiI2k
remember when roid cop/politician couldn't knock out mark hunt with left high kicks
>>25706
>cro fag
dude if you came here to shitpost please go back to >>>/int/
not my fault serbs have no mma nor boxing fighters
>>25709
duvaj ga purgeru
how do u get ur betslip?
>>25708
Remember when cro bull destroyed Lawal?
how did paddy think he won that? I scored it 50-45 and I thought that was pretty obvious, guess not
>>25712
no i don't watch fake shit
>>25713
happens all the time m8
Pimbshit got BTFO
I thought you zilches said he was a prospect?
>>25713
Can't believe he actually thought he won. Presumptuous cunt.
Lads any more mma this weekend?
>>25718
www.ufc.tv
>>25717
exactly, he must have gotten rocked too many times as soon as the fight was over he rose both of his hands for like a minute, nobody had the balls to tell him lol
>>25457
Kai /our guy/ has two first round ko's since the season
Glad that ketwig got put in his place.
Anyone want to help me out here?
Why was Paddy hyped up in the first place?
>>25724
>le funny looking undefeated brit twink
how contrived. Sad!
>>25608
Kong
Kebab
Literally who?
Mexican
Bellator kid
>>25724
dunno lad i just like shitposting desu
>>25694
yes he could at least congratulate the dude.I believe he totally knew that he lost
not a classy move there
>making picks before weigh ins
i thought we learned out lesson
Who da fook is Paddy?
>>25730
Nobody now. Kek.
HABBENING!!!!
http://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/jon-jones/breaking-jones-jones-returns-heavyweight-former-champion/
>>25439
ban OP for making an early thread
he tried to delete his early thread post
unbelievable how much of a scumbag he is
he talked shit about you mods the other day
>>25733
>>25732
come on man
>>25608
Rumble
Mousasi
Calvillo
Cote
Brooks
Brendan Schaub you are NOT the father
>>25729
I make 4 picks bro.
would dc getting leaner make him better?
>>25739
No
>>25608
Johnson
Mousasi
Calvillo
Coté
Brooks
>>25742
>Johnson
lmao at ur life
DENIS SIIIIVERS AVAILABLE
>>25699
he's armenian christian from iran, armenians are like jews having a cosmopolitan diaspora everywhere.
>>25743
>he actually thinks Double Cheeseburger will make weight
>>25737
Lucky I'm not home or I'd remind everyone you fantasized about a baby growing up to be gay
>>25747
newsflash buddy, every gay guy was a baby at one point.
Lads, how do you avoid getting heemed by brutal knees when you shoot for the takedown (single or double leg)?
>>25609
>mfw Gina every single time
Do you see how she turns her shoulder away from the camera when she starts shaking her shoulders? Keeps the camera from getting too good of a view of her big milf tits bouncing around. Playful, but modest. She's a keeper, lads.
>>25749
HEAD IN HIS CHEST NOT HIS DICK YOU FUCKING FAG
But yea, keep your head in his chest.
>>25443
Can you make these flow smoothly?
>>25589
>>25749
Don't shoot from far away.
>>25605
FUCKING CUTE!
>>25755
>>25756
Why cant Alexa do nude photos like Chandella did?
>>25757
you got the wrong girl m8. why would you even want her nudes? shes barely got any body at all. shes just a cutie. im purely here for the cuteness
>>25758
>why would you even want her nudes? shes barely got any body at all.
are you serious m8, shes got a nice body that I would like to see nude to appreciate her superior female form
>coral springs
>>25758
>How to spot a weeb
heem yourself my man
>>25759
she hasnt got tits. her bunda is probably nice but not in a way that would show up in nudes. its probably one of those bundas that looks good during sex tho. and her vaj is probably meh at best. most vaginas are ugly.
i'd rather just have her stay a cute pure fitefu
>>25761
never watched an anime before in my life. i'd much rather have thiccenzies nudes than grassos
Diego just did a live stream
It was really good he answered loads of my questions he's a really nice guy
>>25749
Sambo style takedowns, use strikes to set it up, don't shoot from 10 feet away like a wrestler
>>25749
Use strikes to set it up, but don't use the same set-up every time, or else they'll recognize the pattern, and just throw a knee up and let you run into it.
>>25762
>most vaginas are ugly.
>i'd rather just have her stay a cute pure fitefu
What a fruity faggot
>>25767
it's true tho lad
most vaginas are gross to look at
and
>wanting a slut over a wholesome, feminine woman
do you have no self respect
>>25767
if you have seen more than 10 vaginas in person, what percentage of them look like they could make it in porn?
i've seen around 20 irl and id say 15 of them i couldnt stare at it and keep a boner. most vaginas look rekt. not that they have been rekt but we've all grown up looking at perfect porn pussies so regular shit is gross
So...no fights on tonight?
>>25769
>if you have seen more than 10 vaginas in person
Y-yeah tottally
>>25769
If your measurement scale for women is can they make it in porn I have bad news for you
LAST CHANCE
>>25772
>scale for women
>scale for vaginal appearance
big difference my man
>>25774
Found the virgin
>>25774
embarrassing
what the fuck is this weeb shit...whatever
Do you guys like Vivid strike?
>>31086
no we like real life anime
>>31187
That doesn't seem as cool. They don't even wear cool costumes.
>>31327
Rule number 1 of heem, you don't come in here and dishespect the art
>>31409
The rules have changed
>>31700
shut the fuck up faggot, best log off for a few hours unless you wanna get heemed into schaubland
>In the LWA thread
>lurking /Heem/
>all of a sudden they get combined to the same board
Reem bless lads
Anime is for pedos and faggots
>>31974
I don't know what that means, but I hope we can be friends.
anime
^_^
Heem is so shit that no weebs will actually post here but actual heemers will take advantage of this to post weebshit and further destroy the general.
/a/ here, I stopped following MMA ever since Pride got disbanded.
Are Crocop/Fedor still fighting?
>>32853
Cro Cop retired when he won the RIZIN tournament recently, and Fedor is still fighting in lellator
>Login to my heem account on heem.com and i see bunch of animefags
I guess it could be worse
Our flags have returned!
>>33209
yeah honestly i'll take 50 weebs over 1 of the spergs
Is Heem still shit with all the spergs or did it get better?
>>25439
What are those men doing?
>>34232
Wrestlin
Is headbutting allowed? Any good headbutting webms?
>>31409
>windows error sound
Is there any fighter that could even possibly TOUCH, let alone defeat, Madara Uchiha?
Who is the Brendan Schaub of anime?
I like this merging
Hello /a/
>>34363
Like mom and dad like to wrestle sometimes?
Is Megan Olivi anime?
is this anime?
>>35358
yeah
>he doesn't watch anime
kek
/a/ and proud here
>>35141
General Adon from the golden age arc of Berserk
>>36725
General Adan huh?
>>36725
He's more like the guy who gets raped by the giant black dude in berserk
>>37353
That's the MC my dude
Schaub ain't mc material
Let's keep /heem/ alive!
>>36108
just when you thought you couldn't hate NotePad any more lol
fucking blithering zilch
>>37222
What happened?
>>38015
Fuck off scatspammer
If dubs everyone on /heem/ dies
>>38550
if dubs you stop being a favela monkey
>>38550
Can you do anything right brazil?
>>25768
Moving up from a freakish weight class because you're the consensus best in the world and getting KTFO by a little BR woman must suck so bad. Looks like one of those times when somebody just gives up too.
>TFW I finally lived to see the day where /heem/ was on /a/
I bet that fucking Brit that always posts his pics with Okamera is happy too.
>>38355
see
>>25498
Touch of death
>>38898
At least it's not /asp/
>>38714
Only when I'm on steroids.
>>39062
letting wwe back in would be the best april fools prank
>>39062
/spa/ is infinitely better than /asp/ desu
Can we talk about Hajime no ippo for a little while? It has punching, right?
>go to check for the new Tomo-chan
>suddenly /heem/ is also on the board
Best merge since /fitlit/
>>39465
Boxing is garbage
>>39465
Vivid Strike is better
>>25608
SUCC
Weidman
Calvillo
Côté
Aloe Vera
>>39653
>implying Symphogear isn't the ultimate /heem/ mahou shoujo
just watched paddy pimblett get abolished demolished by a journeyman AGAIN and completely choke away his fute
Post Cro Cops
>>39796
You wish
Wait, we survived the merge? How did that happen
>>39913
>>40066
see
>>25441
>>40223
RIP Randleman-kun
What's your favorite anime, /heem/? Mine is LOGH.
>>40439
I suppose Naruto was alright, don't know why an adult would watch cartoons though.
>>34979
>>34979
Khabib would 30-27 him
>>39932
/a/ has a far bigger presence than /sp/ here
And Khabib is on the front page kek
>>40632
Was pride era Gomi on PEDS?
>>40894
/heem/ is the most powerful general on /sp/
>>40439
I really love Monogatari tbqhwy
>>40766
How many roids are the geahs on?
Any chance we'll see someone from the small ONE FC go big and get signed by UFC? Like Angela Lee or Bibiano Fernandes.
>>41837
Angela lee looks good right now
Folayang and Bibiano also have a good chance to get signed
>>41837
One are pretty good at holding on to people, mostly because they have so few legit prospects and they throw money at anybody who develops name value so they'll be content to crush cans and travel around Asia.
>>40632
Get the fuck off my board.
>>40439
Probably either Monogatari or Gurren Lagann.
Tough to say, though. I guess the best bet's to say something retarded like Girlchan in Paradise.
>>42533
Hope they'll at least let them play outside if possible. Like letting Askren in a one night stand with Bellator or something. ONE has a few good talents, wish they don't get stagnant.
>>42731
No seriously, why would an adult watch cartoons? It's weird. Animes aren't even meant to be funny afaik, they're more a LOLSOCOOL LOOK AT THOSE UNDERAGE GIRLS PANTIES type thing.
>>42993
>Tough to say, though. I guess the best bet's to say something retarded like Girlchan in Paradise
You already said monogatari lad
>>43273
You just need to watch more anime.
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>>41941
>>41941
>>41941
>>41941
Is yakuza 0 a good game for a fitefan who doesn't normally like weebshit?
>>43273
Yea? And why would you want to watch people beat each other up? Do you have some sort of latent emotional problem? Does watching people mindlessly beat each other help you vent your inner frustration?
I legitimately pity you. I hope you get some proper help.
>GSP still ducking Woodley
>Bisping still ducking Romero
>UFC's """superfight""" is Duck vs Duck
whitebois everyone
>>43273
I'm not /a/ but that's not what it's all about. Do you really think that kind of shit is what Josh Barnett sits and watches when he mentions anime?
>>43524
>mindlessly
Lol what a betamale
>>43529
>>43582
I certainly hope not!
The good stuff seems to be outliers though. I caught a really neato movie called Vampire Hunter D on our international channel lately and I really enjoyed it, but if you watch any of the popular things it's spiky haired faggots in giant robots or little high school girls. Anime fans creep me the fuck out.
>>43524
Normally I wouldn't believe this was real but weebshitters are actually this weird
>>43339
Nice meme
>>43877
Thanks lad
Man What happened to conduit?
Alright /heem/, which studios are which fighters? Who is the GSP of gook animation?
I'm figuring DEEN's gotta be Cathal Pendred or someone terrible like that.
>>43825
As a non-weeb The only good animes I've seen are Bereserk, DBZ battle of gods,cowboy bebop, and Trigun
>>25492
because degenerate Arriany doesn't have real tits anymore and Brittany never did.
>>43825
Nah trust me, that's only the shit you see because you haven't actually looked into it but it's the kind of stuff that's constantly posted around here. I was the same desu but even I've watched 3 or 4 now.
Cowboy Bebop is comfy af, it's about Space Bounty Hunters, should check it out sometime.
>>25439
Is that gay porn?
>>44118
I think he's too busy being wishy-washy about whether or not he wants to retire or not.
Which is a shame, because I'd love to see him fight Wonderboy or Brown.
My favourite general and my favourite board come together, oh no I don't know what to post..
Does this count as a sport?
Did we get the worst possible merge?
>>44396
Yeah, Khabib's currently the boss of the gym.
>>44354
If you're willing to sit through movies there's a bunch of good shit like Jin-roh and Sword of the Stranger.
>>44162
>Berserk
Don'tr watch Berserk, read it.
>>44354
I'd still rather watch live action stuff over cartoons any day though.
>>43273
They do cartoons adult cartoons after midnight like cartoon network - and that's not dragonball z
>>44670
>read
Lmao fag
>>44592
No. Not even close. Even /mlpol/ is better than this one.
>>>/outsoc/
>>44396
Yes
>>44158
Bones is GSP.
Manglobe is Khabib.
Production IG is Goober.
Whose the Kyoani of MMA?
>>44677
Yeah that's a personal preference thing though, just making the point all anime isn't the kind of trash you thought it was 2bh, even though I shouldn't be because I'm not even a weeb
>>40632
>Naruto
Thoughts on this amateur heem?
>>44812
Poor /out/
>>40424
how could he not see that kick coming?
CC telegraphed that for a good 3 seconds
>>44833
How is that David vs Goliath? MWs and LHWs should be fighting at heavyweight to begin with
>>45147
And he thought he could fight The eagle.
>>43494
lol, The aspie found a way to promote his shit general
>>43782
omg is what that game looks like?
Is it really that shitty?
>>45100
Travis Browne-esque in his ability to weather the storm Joe
>>44915
Probably Lando, a whole bunch of pretty and eye-catching stuff that may not always have the most substance or planning but is always fun to look at.
And speaking of fun to look at, Genki Sudo's memeing ass has gotta be Shaft.
>>45100
taller guy can't punch.
he's imitating punches he's seen, he's never been taught. His lefts are prticularly atrocious, almost Rousey-tier.
same problem with his knees, he stops delivering as soon as he makes contact.
I'd like to know why this fight happened. The tiny urinal indicates this isn't a high school, so what are these two doing in a washroom, fighting? Very odd, and also a very dangerous place to fight.
Would Guts be a top 10 HW contender?
>>25439
>Horiguchi vs Motoya
Why are they fighting Horiguchi?
>>46590
The Nick Newell of the heavyweight crowd, Joe
He could honestly easily be top 5 on physical stats and age alone, not accounting for mentality and the fact that he's been literally traneing from child.
Guts would be a terrifying champ with a little fine tuning work.
>>46978
Keep in mind this will be the real world where he CAN be heemed. I imagine he could take cain though. Perhaps even save us from Nigga Knew
>>47192
>>46978
>>46590
He'd get subbed my werdum
>>47192
Pic related will trash N'gga
i havent watched an episode of heem since the last PPV, just heem my life into pieces, i am becoming a casual
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eUpf4f8LEU
>>47616
God I hope so, If someone who started training recently Knocks out the world champion Due to just being a big black guy, I'll have to rethink my life and succumb to the cuckposting that will forever taint this general
>i could heem every here
>>47868
did he died
>>47868
literally not me
>>47192
There's no way Guts doesn't have a good chin, but it IS heavyweight
on a good night I'd say he could take anyone in the division except maybe Werdum or Barnett if they get him to the ground
>heem gets merged with /a/
>no /a/ posters come here
>heem posters just talk about anime
howling
>>25608
Daniel Cormier
Gegard Mousasi
Cynthia Calvillo
Thiago Alves
Will Brooks
>>48241
>something happens
>/heem/ discusses said thing
Wow really hilarious I'm literally losing my sides here lmaooooooooooo not like we had people posting anime before ahahahahahah looooooolfriggin idiot
>>47836
I'm not even memeing but if I had the money to train and eat, give me 3 months to spar and gain weight and I would be able to be the number 1 HW kickboxer or MMA fighter in the world, whichever one I went with. I'd prefer to trash Rico Verhoeven over going to MMA since I can't stand seeing what has happened to kickboxing.
>>47868
is the guy paralyzed now?
>>49030
>>49009
shut the fuck up you retard, they're not discussing said thing they're discussing anime...you're an idiot for even responding to my post, i would heem you in under a minute.
>>49299
you literally wouldn't you're a dumb cunt
>>47868
Whoa...even the white trash in sweden are well dressed
>>49379
>Even when we move boards you keep up this schtick of early threads
Who's even on to take over being OP ffs, these are dead heem hours
>>49416
you're a little bitch and i know it, don't kid yourself, you'd taste pavement if you stepped up to me.
god what an idiot...
>>49295
I'm saying if I had the money, 3 months of sparring, gaining weight, and getting in shape and I would be the number 1 MMA fighter or kickboxer in the world
>>49525
>>49522
kek you're such a sperg you're literally just saying the same shit over
To make matters worse you ended your post basically the same way as I did here, >>49009, calling you a dumb shit.
You're a dumb cunt. I'm off to sleep. Have fun playing tough guy in the next thread with all the anime posters
get in my guard bro
I don't like fighting outside the ring without pads guys. I'm sacred i'll lose and every one with laugh at me, or that i'll win and every one will think I'm lower class. Also I could get hurt
>>49817
>going to sleep right now
lol get a job you fuckin idiot
>>49911
He's gonna say he works nightshift at the fish and chippery
What in the world is going on right now?