Heem

Did Platinum do anything meme in the weigh in faceoff?

Also why the fuck is dana tryna compete with ggg/canelo? I'm gonna be a party for the boxing.

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H8ers mad in

3....
2....

>>78282415
not really he just refused to shake Alex Reyes hand

>>78282422
You're next

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Does Rockhold still have the eye of the tiger?

ALright since he's banned lets see how far we can go without mention the kid from Florida

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who knew ronda competed in other events in the olympics?

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>Never missed weight despite walking around at 200 lbs
>Wins despite being 5'9"turbo manlet and smallest in the division
>Only losses are to confirmed roiders
>Never tested positive
>Never pulled out of a fight
>Never ducked anyone
>Always fights the #1 contenders
>KO power
>Amazing wrestling and top control
>Amazing TDD
>Great cardio
>High fight IQ against specialists who beat everyone before him


So why do people hate him again?

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Luke Rockhold vs. David Branch
Mike Perry vs. Alex Reyes
Hector Lombard vs. Anthony Smith
Gregor Gillespie vs. Jason Gonzalez
Kamaru Usman vs. Sergio Moraes
Justin Ledet vs. Zu Anyanwu

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>>78282627
Rockhold by submission
Perry by KO
Lombard by KO
Gillespie by KO
Usman by TKO
Ledet by submission

>>78282606
The fuck sport is that? Jump rope?

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>>78282627
Absolutely based brother. Thanks for taking picks. Dont let the h8rs get to you

>>78282619
BASED T-Wood

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Based Werdum

Will DC ever recover?

>>78282482
Do you swallow?

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>>78282606

>>78282619
>>Never ducked anyone
ducked lombard

>>78282851
Werdum is about to get BLACKED by Lewis so his opinion doesn't really matter

>>78282658
Hammer throw

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Pray for Brendan.

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>>78282627
Rockhold
Perry
Lombard
Gillespie
Usman
Leddit

>>78282627
I am going to retire on top

No more goofs for me

Sorry for being late to the party bros but I just watched the BAMMA card with my Old Man


Fucking spicy as fuck, so many cunts sent to the shadow realm it felt like the whole cars was fixed.

KO's by:
>spinning back fist
>flying knee out of the clinch
>left hook within first 30 seconds

I thought it was going to be a pile of shit, really good night of fights.

Name 1(one) good fighter from SBG. Go on, I'll wait.

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>>78282951
>The number of rule violations in this post is too damn high.

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>>78282627
Rockhold
Perry
Smith
Gillespie
Usman
Ledet

6 picks are too much thouh

>>78283218
6+ is best, need to have sngle digit winners

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>>78282627
Rockhold
Perry
Lombard
Gillespie
Usman
Ledet

>>78282851
Is Werdum/DC at Heavyweight THE fight to make?

Keep in mind Werdum beat Cain

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why does turby hate bisping so much?

Anybody here actually seen Alex Reyes fight?

>>78283620
No. I can't even find a full fight of his on YouTube. For all we know he's some kind of dark horse.

He had 3 opponents pull out in a row for some reason

>>78283710
blame canada

>>78283710
Bro it's an mma thread on the sports section of an anime image board. Literally wgaf lol

>>78283743
>Literally wgaf lol
then you wonder why the "spammer" sticks around, because people praise him even when he blows his own cover

>>78283759
Bro wgaf lol

>>78283710
he works at a dock and his 5'4 leave let him have his fun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpbI6ZwY_IM

Kenny Florian tells us how Conor McGregor can improve in trilogy fight with Nate Diaz

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>When you remember Gunny got heem'd despite being a 3/1 favorite

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What is the meaning of this

>>78283788
100%

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>Being literally obsessed with me because I humiliated you non-stop for a year and a half whenever you showed your ugly mug
Okay, buddy, keep chasing.

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>>78282627
>Branch
>Perry
>Smith
>Gillespie
>Usman
>Ledet

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>>78283811
>Gunnar Nelson’s appeal to have Ponzinibbio loss overturned to no contest rejected by UFC

>>78283732
I control your brain

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>Eyepokes you four times in a minute and a half
What did Ponzicheatio mean by this?

>Rent fucking free

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did you get gooby'd yet today oh no you didn't okay then well then here you go then


gooby
<----

uh oh the biggest mega-spergs on heem are on at the same time let's see how this plays out

>>78283892
let me tell you how it plays out, everyone loses, no exceptions

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*GADOOOSH*

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>>78283879
the slight thought of this man makes you nauseous, that's not healthy

>>78283781
gunny needs to get out of sbg. it's the glendale fight club of ireland

Name 1(one) good fighter from SBG. Go on, I'll wait.

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spergs out

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>>78283883
Great post

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what's for dinner?

>>78283879
>>78283883
>>78283892
>>78283923
>only spergs are left on heem
>Friday night
Makes you think huh

>>78283916
BASED PONZI

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*Gadooshes you out of the title picture permanently*
What did Robert Whittaker mean when he did this without cheating?

Stay obsessed, sperg.

>>78282482
I believe, he's got that samurai spirit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IYqtnSX6o0

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What's the shadowrealm like?

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>>78283979
ask bisping

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>>78283958
I'm travelling to Uni in a couple of hours, dork. Stop crying and projecting your own twisted fantasies of loneliness onto others, after all you're here EVERY Friday night.

Lil virgin rofl.

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uh oh. rockhold fan here but this picture has me shook. looks like he may have "trained" with "fighters" from sucks balls gym

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>>78283979

>>78284004
Danis is actually quite good at bjj

Jacare Souza

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AAAHHHHHGGH

>>78284029
should retire

>>78284004

Danis is a black belt under Marcelo, the GOAT. He got kicked out of Marcelo's gym for being obnoxious, but he's a world class grappler.

>yfw McGregor's the most overrated and overhyped fighter of the past 20 years

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>He's spamming a cheater because he thinks that does him any good
What's next, Rousimar Palhares? Gilbert Yvel? Jon Jones?

Rofl, imagine being this loser.

>>78284029
Got GADOOSH'd.

>>78284059
yes

the bigger they are, the more noise they make when they fall

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>>78284107

Dan Henderson single handedly gave Lombard CTE lmao

>>78284181
leave lombardo alone you fucker, he's gonna make the ultimate comeback tomorrow

>>78284029
...is still really good. People still don't understand how good Whittaker is

>>78284181
id give mighty mouse cte inside 1 minute

>>78284215
I think you'd be surprised

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Hello internet friends. Whats on the agenda for tonight?

>>78284228
lol id stomp that midget

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>>78284252
watching you sperg out for the next 12 hours

I could heem everyone itt

>>78284290
Oh man I think you'd be surprised

>>78284286
I think you should get some rest buddeh. Obsessing over people isn't healthy, especially for 12 hours straight.

>>78284297
no one can take this right hook bud

>>78284215
all of Mighty Mouses fight should be him against regular sized people from the audience.

he walks out not even knowing who he is facing and then they call a random ticket holder from the audience to face him that night

Would you watch? Y/N

>>78284308
My chin's bigger than your fucking head mate

fuck tripfags

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>>78284305
you'll go nowhere

>>78284322
Once i catch that fat fucking chin with this right hook or uppercut if you're lucky you will be out cold turkey

>>78284327
for sure black ⭐ cock is a beast

>>78284337
I'm gonna drag my balls across your face

>>78284352
well that made me laugh you win

>>78284352
Whoah whoah whoah whoah wtf guy? This is a strictly hetero general, if you can't discuss combat without injecting your perversions I'm gonna have to revoke your /heem/ pass

>>78284333
Some of us have things so to do in the morning, buddeh.

And Luke better hope he can pull this type of performance against Branch if he wants to win. Beating the Natty GOAT is no easy task.

>>78284373
are you the heem police?

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>>78284378
>Some of us have things so to do in the morning, buddeh.
for sure you have imporant things to do my guy, your life is a beast 100%

>>78284380
I'm the /heem/ feds kiddo

>>78284387
We are all the heros of our own movies.

Schaub/anti-schaub posting was better than bisping/anti-bisposting

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>>78284420
I look forward to Perry break dancing in front of Reyes' corpse

>>78284409
This take is scorching hot but it's right

I wish we could get rid of all the washed-up-meme-fighter posting tbqh

>>78284409
bispingposting is at least a little more relevant

>>78284451
id sub you under 1 min m8

>>78284439
>I wish we could get rid of all the washed-up-meme-fighter posting tbqh


we can't do that until bisping fights a contender

>>78284441
And praise of a better fighter

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>>78284451
for sure literal whos have good track records making their short notice ufc debuts my guy

>>78284478
Like... Mike Perry?

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>>78284459
ju couldn't eben pess muh gward

>>78284459
I train with Colby bro come thru

>>78284478
He has a good chin, decent fight iq, ko power. Don't count him out too much man. As long as he doesn't brawl like he did in his early fights I don't see Perry finishing him. Depends what shape he's in though. Oh and he's not small either.

>>78284513
that was like 2 weeks notice

>>78284528
perry is going to take his soul

>>78284528
id sub that pussy colby in under 30 seconds, id heem both of you at the same time
>>78284524
you too

>Jon Jones
>Tyron Woodley
>DC
>Rumble
>Michael Johnson
>Mighty Mouse
>Rashad Evans
Why are blacks in MMA so well-spoken compared to other sports like basketball or football?

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>>78284545
I hope they do him vs Tim Means if he wins this one

>>78284549
*grinds out a split decision*
Embarrassment tour world wide

>>78284556
Because those guys grew up wrestling, and wrestling is the patrician's sport.

>>78284570
id sub masividal too

>>78284556
Because your profit margins are directly driven by likability. You have to sell yourselves to advertisers to make the most money because the UFC isn't paying shit. You can't walk around being Krazy Horse even if every fiber in your bones wants to be. You are there holding a monster can or w/e post fight so you have to walk that fine line so you don't lose that reebok money.

Blacks aren't allowed to say we are going to open a cold one and fuck our wives. That would be an inescapable scandal since we don't have white privileges

>>78284581
Holy shit is that why you're named black star? I don't believe you're actually black, post proof.

>>78284581
now watch these idiots take the bait

>>78284607
Peach is shit-tier. Feels like I'm biting into a t-shirt. Nectarines are definitely GOAT though.

>>78284581

>>>tumblr.com

>>78284659
somewhere after grapes

Who should I bet on /Heem/?

>>78284659
banished to the beast realm

>>78284556

MMA requires higher IQ than other sports, which is why there are more whites and why the nogs are less niggy.

>>78284655
>1. Mangos

Holy shit fuck off you motherfucker.

>>78284666
this
>>78284650


Also Oliver and Burns double 20 for 62

Oliver Burns and Branch 20 for 295

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>>78282627
Branch
Perry
Lombard
Gonzalez
Usman
Ledet

Is anyone not watching GGG/Canelo tomorrow? I might not

>>78284709
I have 400+ on canelo winning so I am watching

Luksada is primed for a gadooshin. Watch this and tell me he seems ready for a fight.

https://youtu.be/Il0ou8DiDIM

Apparently he was 13lbs over Thursday

>>78284678
Derrick Lewis is a white man

>>78284727
He seems to have been consumed by a large black man.

>>78284678
Heavyweight is different because there is a major talent shortage. Big guys have better things to do than trade concussions for chump change, they don't get into MMA as often. Derrick Lewis gets by on raw athleticism, it's enough for heavyweight but it's not enough for any other division. Even guys you'd think of as relying on athletic ability, like Jon Jones and Mike Perry, have been doing martial arts since they were kids.

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>>78282619
Based Woodley and DJ are the best active champions

>>78284718
holy fuck luke looking dehydrated as fuck, he can barely talk

>>78284717
Why do you have Canelo over GGG? Can I get your reasoning?

>>78284772
I'm just sexually attracted to Canelo. No other reason.

>>78284678
HW is the most talentless division in the UFC.

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Should I contribute to have them discuss the weekly happenings on /heem/?

>>78284772
Younger and his style is better suited for a longer battle which I think will happen. GGG has to knock alvarez out within the first 5 rounds or so I see Alvarez learning his rhythm and taking control.

>>78284782
This as well

>>78284782
I'm thinking of putting money on Canelo as well. He's younger, is a better boxer skillwise, has fought better opponents and didnt look as sloppy in his last two fights unlike GGG. I don't think Canelo is going to create openings for GGG to capitalize on which is the main reason people are betting on GGG.

>>78284794
Is the succ era over?

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>>78282627
Rockhold
Perry
Lionheart
Gillespie
Usman
Ledet

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yes lets make some moolah

/heem/ sucking namefag cock. lets keep encouraging more users to identify with trips here on heem

>>78284875
im literally the greatgrandpappy of heem. respect your elders youngin

>>78284768
Been wrestling since he was a kid. I don't think he's dumb, just trash talks to get attention.

>>78284933
i think reddit would be more your style.

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>>78284970
I've been here too long to go anywhere else

sorry for revvin him up boys

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hey guys whats going on in this thr-

Who is the best fighter in the UFC you could heem with one punch

>>78285093
Gooby. Dude's got a glass chin and a weak punch

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Anyone have the Romero wrestleKino webms?

>>78285159
thats what my back looks like

>>78285139
Lmao

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>>78285159
right here my man

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>>78285159

anyone putting money on the boxing fight?

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>>78285213
>>78285220
based romero

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brendun shlub was the worst fighter in ufc history

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>>78285213
>tfw will never understand what it's like to really be an olympic caliber wrestler

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>>78285252

>tfw never gonna be that 6'4 260 dude that could just snap most people like a twig

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>>78285228
already put

Canelo is most likely going to win on points but I want to be cheeky

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Reminder to all DCfags that no amount of Jon Jones' urine will unheem your boi

>>78285270
stay angry you're favorite mulignan fighter got btfo by usada

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>>78285270
Role model.png

>>78285268
The middle bet is dumb

>>78285319
The early rounds are when GGG is going to be reckless and coming forward. It's nothing for him to get caught with a counter and heemed.

>>78285337
He's not going to get heemed inside 6 rounds, he has a granite chin.

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>>78285270
STRIPPED

>>78285406
Do you think her mother is proud of her?

>>78284748
Jones fight IQ is top tier too tho

>>78285406
I love shitted.com

>>78285420
hahaha sure

>>78284669
>MMA requires higher IQ than other sports, which is why there are more whites
It's hilarious how polturds look for validation in every facet of life.

>>78285447
>Figuring out Machidas timing after one round
>Noticing Rashad's hand fighting and using it to wreck him with elbows
>Recognizing Glover's loose underhooks and using it to fuck up his shoulder
Jones might honestly have the best fight Iq and adaptability in the game and you are straight dumb and don't know fighting if you think otherwise

>>78285461
or maybe youre just taking the bait

>>78284718
jesus christ give him his soul back michael

What's the point of rules if the ref's don't deduct points for repeated fouls?

>>78284718
He's gonna show up YUGE tomorrow

>>78285490
>tfw roids can directly and indirectly increase fight IQ
I wonder how good Jones really was sometimes.

>>78284718
less than 24 hours until this guys career is over

>>78284942
Is that GSP and Bisping?

>>78285567
For sure David Branch is a killer my guy

Is the ufcdl.py script dead?? I can't get it to work

>>78285577
Rockhold's coming off of a year-and-a-half layoff, an injury, and a KO. He's also going in just as cocky as he was going into the Bisping fight. Not only that, but he's also not going to be enjoying the same size advantage he normally has at MW against Branch, and Branch has already talked about how he plans to exploit Rockhold's weak boxing. It's a recipe for a loss, and if Luke Rockhold loses to someone like David Branch his career may literally be over. I don't see how he could get back into prominence in the division with a history of injuries plaguing him and the fact that he's an AKA fighter.

>>78284718
I'm a Bispingfag and want Branch to win but holy shit am I starting to sympathize for Luke. A part of me hopes he wins

Do you find Karyn Bryant attractive?

>>78285617
actually yes and I often fantasize about fucking her up the butt

>>78282619
>>Only losses are to confirmed roiders
lost to Rory MacDonald tho...

>>78285617
Yeah I'd fuck her

>>78285598
18 month lay-off really isn't that long in the grand scheme of things casual. The reason it's taken this long anyway is cause he hasn't had an opponent and fights kept falling through.

>For sure I've been a David Branch fan since WSOF my guy
The bandwagon and group-think in this place is disgusting.

>>78285634
>a year and a half is nothing for a fighter

imagine being this stupid lol not a single person whose actually trained would think this

>>78285634
>almost 2 years isn't that long
>injuries throughout those two years

Luke isn't getting any younger either

>>78285634
>18 month lay-off really isn't that long in the grand scheme of things casual.
umm actually it is sweetie

>>78285650
It definitely isn't for someone of Luke's caliber and now most of you retards started watching less than 2 years ago so you think someone being away for that long is unheard of, not knowing that Nate took 1 year off and came back looking amazing against Michael Johnson.

>>78285662
Oh I'm sorry did Bisping also take Nates soul?

>>78285662
There is literally not a single person who has ever trained anything in their lives that will say having basically a year and a half off is good for them. I think Luke will win and you are still retarded

You have literally never trained

>>78285650
>>78285652
>>78285654
So easy to bait you nerds lol thanks

>>78285490
>Figuring out Machidas timing after one round
His corner told him this. Corner coaching should be banned. Just commission assigned cut men.

>>78285678
>I-I was merely pretending!!!11!

>>78285673
Your reading comprehension is beyond retarded, where did I say him taking time off is good for him? I said it won't matter. If I said him taking 18 months off was good then show me where.

You are arguing against a figment of your imagination cause you love getting into as many autistic confrontations as you can cause it's a power fantasy.

>>78285678
It doesn't take a lot of time and energy to make a post. Like this one took less than 30 seconds.

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Reem bless lads

>>78285696
Reem would be champ if Horsemeat wasn't so rare these days

>>78285702
reems chin is deleted though

>>78285688
I'm arguing against an extra chromosomed mega sperg that thinks being shelved for 18 months is anything less than negative. The fact you can't grasp such simple concepts from what I said is truly frightening. You might actually be autistic. Unironically.

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>>78285702
Reem is the real champ, Stipe tapped

>>78285688
lol wtf are you talking about

>>78285707
I asked you in a civil manner to show me where I said anything you're accusing me off and you couldn't do it. I imagine you can't do a lot of things in your life either.

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>>78285711
>its a 2 undefeated fighters fight episode

I hate those. Someone's record gets ruined

>>78285720
No, you sperged out for the 30th time in a row about getting triggered on heem which is why amongst many reasons you can't even read where I said I was obviously talking about layoffs as being strictly negative.

>>78285724
cringe

>>78285737
You said him being away for so long is gonna affect him and I told you:
a) It really isn't that long
b) It won't matter cause he's the better fighter

Then you start to pull out the playground insults cause you can't do something as simple as read, and not only that, you start mouthing off about how I said it was good for him when nowhere can you show me where I actually said it, which leads me to believe that you're either
a)Actually retarded
b)Trolling

>>78285771
Lol you literally can't read what i've repeated twice now and are embarrassingly sperging out again. Your father must be fucking humiliating

>>78285771
cringing

Im so happy mike perry is fighting tomorrow night. I saw a youtube comment that perfectly desrcibed him. funny, retarded and dangerous

god bless the usa

>>78285786
How hard could it possibly be to quote a post where you show what you think I said? Is it as hard as dressing yourself in the morning?

>>78285789
cringe

>>78285707
Ring rust isn't real you retard.

>>78285791
Lol i wonder when its gonna dawn on you that you're actually autistic and BTFO

>>78285801
When your father finally convinces your heart-broken mother that you living with them rent-free is a waste of resources.

>>78285800
For sure Jon beat DC 100% because of talent alone

>>78285804
*yawns*

Are you done sperging yet, little boy?

>>78285804
cringed

>>78285808
Ring rust isn't an actual real thing you moron. If Fighter A is better than fighter B, no amount of ring rust will make Fighter A lose, this is just common sense you ponce.

>>78285813
Are you done being a burden to everyone in your immediate vicinity, little boy?

>>78285824
For sure my man. Fight camps are a waste of time when you can just dehydrate yourself in a sauna

>>78285836
For sure Ngannou would lose to Joanna after a 10 year lay-off my guy

>>78285831
Do you have something you want to share with the rest of us?

What's war machine up to these days

>>78285871
trying to escape from prison

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtyISi_gubs

There goes Schaub making statements then going back on them when Joe disagrees

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>>78282619
>walks around at 200lbs (with 74" reach)
>smallest in the division

I don't think you know what that word means.

>>78284875
You should check out /nfl/ or /hoc/
Its even worse

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So Alex Reyes looks white to me. Perry might be in trouble.

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>retires undefeated

>>78286060
>retires 19-4

>>78286060
>Retires
You don't thin jon will kill himself now r-right?

ranch is free money, rockholds off the peds

>>78282627
Rockhold
Perry
Smith
Gillespie
Usman
Ledet

>>78286146
>tfw Bisping has been the natty king all along

>>78286060
Behold, blessed is the one whom God reproves, therefore despise not the discipline of the Almighty. For he wounds, but he binds up, he shatters, but his hands heal.

>>78286162
Thats nothing new guy

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>>78286161
Rockhold
Perry
Smith
Gillespie
Usman
Ledet

forgot pic

>>78282394
An idiot made this thread

>>78286060
He lost against Gustaffson and arguably texiera

>>78286211
t. (You)

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>Ariel's interview with Branch

>>78286211
no he didn't ya fukin dickhead

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>>78282627
Rockhold
Perry
Lombard
Gillespie
Usman
Ledet

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXTyC_GDkRY

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*blocks your path*

>>78285696
>the_end_of_half_of_overeems_fight.jpg

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>>78286229
>>78286303
Watch it again fellas and don't let joe "OHHH KHABIB IS ROCKED" rogan influence you and you'll see it was very close

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>>78282627
Rockhold
Reyes
Smith
Gillespie
Usman
Anyanwu

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>>78282627
Rockhold
Perry
Lombard
Gillespie
Usman
Ledet

>>78286324
She probably could now that she weighs over 150

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>>78282627
Rockhold
Perry
Smith
Gillespie
Usman
Ledet

>>78286376
reminds me, our old picture game of "name that fighter" which fighter is this image, it was never solved

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bababooey

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>>78286427
>going for a kick in the balls after the fight is over

Schaub is pathetic.

>>78286400
She's 120 in off season

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>>78282627
Rocksalt
PLATINUM
Lombard
Gillespie
Moraes
Ledet

>picking Lombard

hehe nice meme you got there phams

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1. The Bisping spammer - child creates the Natty GOAT threads, constantly shitting on "Puke Cuckhold" and "Poomero"
2. The WMMA enthusiast - "who is your favorite female fighter?", Aspen Ladd spam, Mackenzie Dern fanboy
3. The guy that labels everyone as "the spammer", "coral springs" or any of the other /heem/ posters long gone
4. Conor hater who STILL posts webms from the first Nate Diaz fight and now the Mayweather match
5. The Schaub poster who has a weird vicarious fetish for his wife being cucked by the tattoo artist, and an even weirder obsession with their son Tiger

Imagine if the Bisping spammer was actually Callum

>>78286669
haha!

>>78286754
>>78286669
it was he did ama the other day

>>78282394
Welp I just ordered a literal fucking buoy from a fucking boat shop to use as a fucking punching bag

I figured you guys know how to trane so I wanted ur opinions :3

>>78286795
old mattress tied around a tree works

>>78286795
why didn't you just order a punching bag? what are you, poor?

>>78286818
I can tell you don't trane, pusy

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Question from a boxing fan:

Why are there no good/notable Asian fighters in mainstream MMA? Considering that most martial arts originated in Asia (I'm guessing), why aren't there P4P level guys from Japan, Thailand, Korea etc.? Why is it always American and European bros that look like they belong in Golds Gym?

Boxing has a few, Pacquiao (Philippines) obviously was a monster for a decade, Sor Rungvisai (Thailand) put to sleep one of the top P4P guys last week. Inoue (Japan) made his debut in the US finally recently, and Kamegai (also Japan) just fought Miguel Cotto.

Do they even exist? Are they purposely blackballed? Or are they just not as good as big strong Americans?

>>78286877
Vast majority of gook martial arts are big memes

>>78286877
Doohoo steal your boy choi is unironically a top ranked fighter that brawls at a high level and is a twink

>>78286877
all the best lightweights are asian or part asian, newfag

>>78286877
>Why are there no good/notable Asian fighters in mainstream MMA?
they're mostly small koreans.

>>78286877
i dunno asians don't seem to fair well in american mma organisations

but they have one fc and rizin which are both asian organisations

so they exist

also pride which was huge back in the day but has been disbanded was an asian organisation that had a lot of asian fighters who were decent

>>78286877
Next Saturday's Fight Night is in Japan and will feature many Asian fighters, incidentally.

>>78286877
>>78286918
maybe the good ones go to the asian orgs instead of going to the UFC. it really isn't that hot of a deal

>>78287008
i think its also the ufc doesn't see them as very marketable as champs

>>78287041
in general the ufc is just a bunch of bullshit and we're starting to see it more and more

both when they're drafting and cutting fighters it's popularity first skill second. always

and yeah, some people get their hands held through the rankings like you said

>>78286877
everyone who replied to you is a retard, it's because asians can't wrestle, all those boxers are tiny and fast

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>>78285630
>rory is natty
>comes from the ssame camp as GSP

I'm starting to like the ring better than the cage lads.

It's just stupid that there has to be little chinese men shouting at people not to hold the cage.

Just deduct a fucking point.

>>78287070
t. wheatieschamp

i like him but he went on a 4 fight losing streak or some shit

and ellenburger has lost like 4 in a row as well

big country is another example

>>78287115
raised platform (lei tai) is best fighting arena so you can have ring outs as a victory condition.

Luke h8ers are in absolutely shambles

>>78287216
Wins and losses don't mean shit.

Mark Hunt has a terrible record but once you see who he's fought it's hard to call him terrible as a fighter.

His last 10 fights have literally been the most difficult opponents in the UFC. Nobody has had a bigger challenge than him.

>>78287216
it's not a seriously competitive global sports scene is all I'm saying

they're not willing to compromise their retarded business model or privileges in anyway to accommodate or grow talent

in a lot of ways they're actually holding mma as a sport back immensely because they insist on controlling the entire market

also I have no idea who wheatie is. But i remember that Krylov guy being a grievous loss to the roster. As well as Moose

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Quick, watch out lads!

>>78287247
>wheatie

anthony pettis

>>78287261
>two juicehead monkeys

>>78286877
>not a single person mentioned Sakuraba

>>78286877
horiguchi is the best flyweight in the world after DJ and the ufc let him walk.
that makes me think that a big part of it is simply the ufc doesn't think they can make money off of them.

Lads when btc hits 1mill I'll buy you all 1 month free to fightpass

YO LUCAS MAN

>>78287269
tyrone is natty bro just black genetics

Fluke is getting gadooshed and flushed. It's sad really. Get heemd by Bisping and branch before retiring.

>>78287971
looks like a dude

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>>78282627
Branch
Perry
Smith
Gillespie
Usman
Ledet