finally a good thread
finally a good thread
Give it to me straight guys, will Luke win?
finally a good thread
>>78296886
does a bear shit in the woods?
>>78296886
No
ACL injuries are something you never recover from 100%. His career is over
>>78296916
You are retarded. ACL injuries are the most common type of knee injuries among athlete and they recover fine
Real thread
>>78296844
>>78296844
>>78296844
>>78296953
that one doesnt have bisping as the op though
>not watching GGG/Canelo
Losers
>>78296981
By time that fight starts this fight night will probably be over and its not like im going to watch shitty undercard boxing fights
>>78296981
It's pretty retarded of the UFC to book a fight Night on this day
Taking last set of picks
>>78297007
No, the ggg fight will be on during lombards and perrys fights. No overlap with the mainevent.
>>78297066
>>78297080
>tfw /box/ beat us two times in a row
>>78297090
Baddest man on the planet
>>78296953
fuck off shill
>>78296981
I'll be torrenting it.
>>78297066
Luke Rockhold
Mike Perry
Anthony Smith
Jason Gonzalez
Kamaru Usman
>>78296981
>pillowhugging
>>78297116
Enjoy your jailtime. Hope you made the right picks so you have money for bail/lawyer
>>78297147
d-do you think HBO is runnning an IP trace on me right now??
>>78297132
This. You don't get to see great heems like webm related in boxing now
kek
>>78297174
undoubtedly, you're fucked
>>78297174
I torrented a week ago after years and I was so paranoid and nervous. Sweaty palms and everything since I wasn't using a VPN lol.
>>78297175
true enough
It's yaboy here whose boy is Kevin Lee
WUTSUP
I'm gonna try and stay up for this one.
>4 prelims
>6 mains
I actually like this card. Lets go through it and why each fight is good:
Tony Martin vs Olivier Aubin-Mercier. This is good because OAM. OAM has messy lloveable hair and he's got talent. Unironically think he could be one of the best on the division.
Anthony Hamilton vs Daniel Spitz. This is good because Hamilton is a bit of a meme. HW is always good, in a way.
Krzysztof Jotko vs Uriah Hall. We got Uriah right here, another meme. Jotko is favourite but I think everyone knows that a KO on Jotko from Uriah is always possible.
Jason Saggo vs Gilbert Burns. Okay I dont care much for this one.
Luke Rockhold vs David Branch. Rockhold is unironically a title contender and Branch has won a lot of hearts in the last few days with his interviews.
Mike Perry vs Alex Reyes. Perry is /ourguy/ enough said.
Hector Lombard vs Anthony Smith. Who doesn't want to see a tank like Lombard fight?
Gregor Gillespie vs Jason Gonzalez. Gillespie is heeming people in R1.
Kamaru Usman vs Sergio Moraes. Usman is basically a mini Ngannou.
Justin Ledet vs Zu Anyanwu. Not sure about this one. Leddit is quite entertaining though.
Solid card bro. 100% my man. For sure.
GADOOSH
Bisping bless.
looks like this will be relevant forever lmao
>>78297241
A legendary heem my man. This is what makes MMA great
what would cause more Rocksalt, Branch by split decision or Branch by KO/Sub
>>78297264
Branch KO/Sub for sure. Wouldn't a split decision mean he put up a good fight? A finisher definitely be a nail in Luke's coffin
>>78297264
Split Dec. nothing makes people angrier than a decision they disagree with. Ask Bulgaria
>>78297241
I like how he obviously KOs the guy but then decides to go for the skull fracture for good measure.
>>78297285
There are two kinds of SD's.
Nate/Conor or Nunes/Shevchenko
One is an entertaining fight and the other cures insomnia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgRN4i6R1JU&t=130s
So /heem/ should women fighters and male fighters be allowed to fight in the same weight divisions?
LMAO
>>78297255
>Jason Saggo vs Gilbert Burns. Okay I dont care much for this one.
Casual
>>78297320
>Nate/Conor
that was a MD though
>>78297320
Yeah but that just proves my point. Even though the latter was a shit fight, people were still super butt hurt about the dec.
>Card doesnt start till 1am
What the fuck Dana
https://youtu.be/Il0ou8DiDIM
For sure I'm *cough* healthy *cough* to fight Branch. I'm in the *hacks* best shape of my *vomits* life
this kid is here all day, do his parents know what he does all day?
>>78297384
get a real timezone faget
>>78297400
Kek. He looked terrible at the weigh-in.
>>78297400
He;s a lanklet, hopefully he dies from weight cutting
>>78297364
At first I thought Nate won, then I rewatched the fight and its clear Conor won
>>78297400
Probably just a bad weight cut. He was much more relaxed with Ariel.
Anyone got any webms of Branch?
>>78297400
he looks so skinny. did he even have to cut?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEwb2emDjLU
my new video
>>78297491
>0 subs
>>78297491
Terrible.
We are all in here
>>78296844
>>78296844
>>78296844
>>78297491
are you gay?
>>78297521
You hate on everyone but then always post about being sad and depressed I don't get it, you're not a nice person
Even /ourguy/ Brendan Schaub thought Luke had a terrible weight cut. Said he looks really skinny.
Here he is at 199. Much more bulky
>>78297536
>7 posters
>18 posts
>we're all in here
For sure my guy. 100%
anyone watching Cage Warriors tonight
That was quick
>>78297550
I was doing the Dana meme. It wasn;t a serious post
I havent got time to watch it but I clicked it anyway to give you a view.
>>78297551
Yikes. Its pretty bad when you compare
>>78297593
>Watching UFC over GGG/Canelo
>watching Cage Warriors over UFC
LMAO
>>78297468
Doing what?
>>78297458
I'm talking about Amanda/Valentina m8
>>78297593
I wanna do KK up the ass
>>78297614
You can see how drawn out he is in his neck
What are the implications of GGG winning?
What are the implications of Canelo winning?
>>78297614
Cage Warriors starts in an hour you cocksucker
>>78297593
yes i'll be watching, from 4:30 at least
>Back up dude, back up dude
>>78297648
>watching more than one fight event a day
>>78297647
>What are the implications of GGG winning?
good for boxing
What are the implications of Canelo winning?
the sport of boxing will breathe its final breath then be gone
>>78297604
Oh sorry I misunderstood
>>78297491
Why do you give a fuck about some chinless Brazilian?
>MMA
>>78297655
guess ya ain't a real fight fan
Fuck it, I'm done with /heem/. Clearly the fucking mods don't give a shit about the Bisping spammer and 404 the wrong the wrong thread. You idiots also keep going to his threads and only encourage his spamming.
wow look at all these controversial posts, you guys sure do know how to create comical effect on an anonymous imageboard :)
>>78297676
I'll have you know I wear only Reebok and have Metro PCS as my mobile provider
>"""MMA"""
ROFL
>>78297684
>thinking the BisGOAT spammer is the worst spammer /heem/ has seen
How new you are
>>78297647
GGG wins, Hes P4P #1 boxer but still wont be able to sell a PPV
Canelo wins, GGG was beating up cans and Canelo should have fought him earlier
>>78297684
This is the obese bispingspammer falseflagging.
>>78297309
yeah just one more for good measure, that's what he got for talking shit, can't blame Hendo
>>78297323
Wow this is a shitty video
>UFC
LMAO
>>78296953
>>78297536
>>78297684
>when the heem police realize they are just mall cops
>MMA
lmfao
>>78297684
That's how thread wars became a thing a year and a half ago, somebody makes an early thread and spams reports on the others
"""""UFC""""" rofl
>MMA
ROFL
>>78296839
will this be over by the time canelo ggg starts?
>>78297770
how do you let your life get so out of control making threads becomes so important to you?
>when you stay up till 7 am to watch UFC in Europe and enter sleep deprivation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGSQDH2AI1Y
Is this effective in boxing?
>still spamming TMT memes
>still getting response
how embarrassing.
>"""""UFC""""""
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
getting tired lads should i sleep now and then wake up for the fights? or power through?
>>78297618
Fighting.
>>78297812
>Being a sleeplet
>>78297827
You'll probably sleep through the fights tonight too.
>>78297775
>>78297798
>>78297752
>>78297736
It's ok guys I'm watching your dying sport tonight in addition to ufn
>>78297827
You can go to sleep and wake up in time for the main event
>>78297827
the fights are a long way off unless you plan on watching cage warriors as well
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>78297827
I though Russians were suppose to be tough
>>78297808
When you look at it that way everything seems pointless my guy.
>>78297837
Are we in high school buddy? Sleeping problems aren't cool.
>>78297858
i survived Chernobyl and the zone so i should be able to stay up
>biggest fight of the year according to /box/
>going to be a straight up war
>/box/ general is still dead to the point where the lone poster has to come to /heem/ and spam mayweather memes and get no response
>>78297827
Sleep now, wake up for the fights, just make sure to have some coffee when you wake up.
>>78297812
Jesus, I don't remember that show being so fucking weird.
>>78297858
All steroids my guy. Chael confirmed it
>>78297895
/box/ is 10 times better than /heem/
>UFC
ROFL
>>78297888
I literally dont understand what you meant by this
>>78297834
They don't exist
>>78297915
Kippers hangs around there so it's automatically trash
>>78297895
/box/ is unironically the GOAT general. i prefer mma to boxing but /box/ shits on /heem
>>78297899
yeah but i don't think if i say try and sleep and set an alarm for 4 hrs from now i will probably just toss and turn and not get to sleep
i think i will just stay up and then crash tomorrow afternoon
>I watch MMA
hahahhahahahhahahhaa
>>78297916
did someone say...
THE DOLLAAAAR
THE POWAAAAA
>>78297915
Only because it's less active
>>78297908
and he would know. an expert in the field
>>78297815
GOAT
O
A
T
this /box/ fag is raping /heem/ we might need some sperg help
Is running the best martial art?
>>78297970
>we might need some sperg help
no
>>78297970
Just a /heem/fag acting like he hates his own sport
>MMA
rofl, MMA isn't fighting
>>78297970
Just let him do his thing it's the last gasp of a dying sport
>>78297976
gus getting on his bike for the big reset love it
>>78297970
>owning /heem/
>getting literally 0 response
The jab will land 100%
>>78297997
ROFL """"sport""""
and I'm only a "heem fag" because I'm less casual than you
>>78297997
Yeah, pretty sure the boxing posters here are just regular heem trolls
>Luke loses
>gets Weidman
>Luke wins
>gets Yoel
Yes or no?
>>78298047
>Luke loses
Retired
>>78298028
>0 responses
look i get it you want us to watch GGG vs canelo and i will watch it later after the ufc lad
i still enjoy the odd boxing ppv
Would this sport be better if the winner got to breed the loser's wife? I feel like that would really up the stakes
When's GGG/Canelo lads? How many bongs I'll tune in maybe
i feel bad for you crybaby losers on /heem/ tbqh
>>78298085
like 7 i think
yeah 0 reponses m8, the only (you)'s you are getting are from yourself. everyone else is talking around you.
>>78298065
>the view behind Ngannou
>>78298065
Quit watching porn Petey
>0 responses
LOL
>he's blind/retarded
Your loss
>>78298085
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/boxing/2017/09/16/ggg-vs-canelo-time-does-fight-start-tonight-will-win/
There's a countdown timer
>>78298065
What if they aren't married?
>>78298096
What, 7am or 7 bongs left?
>>78298122
Wew thanks lad
The autists on /heem/ just can't handle losing
/heem/ is my personal friend simulator
>>78298125
They get the losers mother or sister then
Will he shock the world?
>these poor losers still this upset months later
I feel so bad for you faggots.
>>78298167
why not both
>>78297976
It wins fights
>>78298176
Yes
I know how it will play out.
Rounds 1 and 2 will be boring
3 will be exciting
4 Luke takes him down but Branch recovers and heems him
>Boxing > MMA
>>78298205
I'm disappointed no one took a pic or webm of Goob's le looking at clock man moment in the Mayweather fight.
Should /heem/ be renamed to /lilbox/?
>>78298229
/box/ won /heem/ lost we get it
Heem is /Mayweather/
You just came in here to use our memes against us? Where is the OC?
>>78297647
Ginger wins-wgaf
The other dude wins -wgaf
>>78298281
This. Titles in boxing mean shit.
Platinum tonight boys. Gonna be spicy
https://streamable.com/1qyre
Looks like Bisping found out about /heem/
>>78298281
>>78298346
Get out of heem
yo
Callum Bisping here AMA
>>78298465
This.
The boxing spam is obviously [the spammer].
I'm more excited for the double fight companion tonight. I hope Eddie Bravo shits all over the boxing fight
>>78298465
keked
>>78298498
what do your mom's feet smell like
>>78298546
and sister
>>78298498
Whats better, california pussy or bong pussy?
>>78298515
is Callen going to be there? I cant watch that shit whit him there
>>78298272
I OWN IRUHLAND
I OWN UFC
I OWN DA OCTAGON
how broken will this shithole be when Rockhold wins?
>>78298591
It'll be the same shit as after Weidman's win
>hur dur he was supposed to win
>>78298591
I dont understand the question. Try translating it neurotypically
>>78298591
I think there will be more of a shit storm is Luke loses. Isn't Luke favored to win
>>78298570
As far as I can tell it's just Eddie, he's the only one Joe mentioned
>>78298629
/heem/ hates rockhold
>>78298591
if bisping wins = 2 months of the spammer reposting the same webms
if rockhold wins = pretends nothing happens
>For sure capoeira isn't an effective technique in MMA, my man, 100%
You the /heem/ guy? I'm the /heem/ guy.
>>78298661
Rockhold triggers betas better than any fighter outside of Jones. That's just a simple fact.
>>78298617
You realize almost all of heem has Rockhold winning right? Or are you just looking for something in your shit life to sperg about?
>>78298720
what do you think?
>>78298682
Seems like the type of guy to gas in later rounds
Joe @joerogan 2 h
Powerful @eddiebravo and I are doing a fight companion for both the @ufc & Canelo vs GGG. should be a clusterfuck!
>>78298731
I don't watch fights I just look up results and troll you guys over them. I always win.
>>78298794
its a good life
Is Rockhold a Chad?
>>78298829
fucking my wife is better but it makes for a good 15 minutes break to take over /heem/ whenever I want
>>78298837
http://www.mmaweekly.com/demi-lovato-left-luke-rockhold-for-a-guy-from-bellator
Chads don't get cucked or bald
>>78298883
well, now why are you lying?
>>78298889
Makes sense
>>78298927
why would you think I'm lying?
>>78298927
you know most people here started browsing 4chan in 2008 or so, some of us are bound to be in our 30 with families
>>78298889
What does lovato see in this unaesthetic huezilian thug?
>>78298956
I came here when I was 15 and my girlfriend dumped me
>>78298996
same. i'm divorced.
>>78298988
Probably a personality which Luke has literally 0 of
X GON GIVE IT TO YA
Cage Warriors is live if anyone cares
do you guys think frank mir can trt up and take the bellator HW division? how much trt do you need to cancel out cte
>>78298837
His personality isn't quite Chad. He's too reserved and soft-spoken.
>>78298956
>started browsing 4chan when I was 13 back in 2006
>Natty GOAT triggering the betas again
>>78299019
where can i watch this?
new thread
>>78299077
>>78299077
>>78299077
>>78299056
I think you'd be surprised
https://youtu.be/mIqhLYZ4Mz4
>>78299090
>283 posts early
>>78299105
never too early
Cage Warriors quick heem
>>78299090
>he even fails at impersonating me
>>78299090
wtf is wrong with you
>>78299103
He still doesn't strike me as a natural Chad.
>>78299134
>>78299090
You can have the next thread, calm down. No one will stop you.
ULTIMATE CHAD
Looks: Luke
Voice: Chris Weidman
Personality: Conor McGregor
>>78299080
fight pass
>>78299188
>Voice: Chris Weidman
howling
>>78299072
THAT
>>78299182
>he keeps posting caps of him copying me for (You)s but nobody aside from me and himself respond
>>78299209
Listen to him talk. Sounds like the typical HS Handegg Chad
>>78299182
lol holy fucking shit this guy
what happens if he doesn't get the thread?
So anyone want to talk about the card tonight or do you all just want to shitpost
>>78299188
Ultimate CHAD
Looks: Mike Perry
Voice: Mike Perry
Personality: Mike Perry
>>78299239
Not much to talk about, I'll watch it but I'm not all that excited
>>78299239
Usman is coming for Tyrone
>>78299188
>ranking boifu's
>>78299218
Calm down guy, you can have the next thread.
>>78299239
I think the h8er is trying to stir trouble because nobody has given him attention yet, but sure. Favorite female fighter?
>>78299218
not him but why do you have to shit up every thread instigating shit especially when you aren't the OP. I made a Cejudo thread the other thread and 10 posts in you started to shit it up posting Bisping and mentioning "h8rs" when nobody even brought you or him up in that thread or the one before, what's your endgame?
>>78299273
imagine taking heem as seriously as this LMAO
>>78299273
>taking friend simulators this seriously
>>78299304
>>78299320
>>78299241
>still under 6 ft
>>78299304
the only one taking heem seriously is the bisping spammer making himself the OP at all costs, even NotePad wasn't as autistic
>>78299320
you dont even deny how important the OP is to you, you make spergOP seem normal
>>78299335
I don't get it
>>78299273
Spergs love the attention. Its their friend simulator. Once they stop getting (You)s for bisping they'll get a new shtick
>>78299347
No you're getting pretty flustered bud
Bisping is our god
Man Coral Springs was way better than Bisping spammer
I miss him
>It's a "race-war" episode
Spicy.
The state of this thread
You all need to get lives
>>78299347
I don't recall the Bisping poster going in other threads and spamming others to join his.
>>78299368
White vs black
Rich vs poor
Good looking vs ugly
>>78299359
Coral Springs died for this
>>78299342
>being a lanklet
lmao
>>78299356
it started as simple banter between us then docksperg caught on with his samefagging to anger people. notice how he says the usual shit ie, Puke Cuckhold,Poomero,Poocare. He did the same exact thing before posting jacare for (you)'s even blowing his whole cover. the problem is the other oblivious bisping posters encourage him
>>78299368
Branch should shave those patches pubes off his face
>>78299396
Lanklets have a shit sense of balance. MMAnlets are the true warriors of combat
>Tyson
>Floyd
>Aldo
>Conor
>Hunt
>>78299396
wtf wrong pic
>>78299398
this is the BispingPoster, he got calendar banned because taking picks is very important to him too
>>78299374
I do recall Bisping spammer goes to /b/ and redirects an attack to /heem/ if he doesn't "WIN" this OP as he calls it. He's been banned numerous times but he has a proxy.
CHEETO FINGERS IN THE AIR THIS IS A HEEM POLICE RAID
>There are no Fight Pass prelims tonight
REEE DANA
Wow look at all these internet detectives, I better be careful what I say!
>>78299417
For sure Aldo could beat any lanklet my guy
>>78299427
Prove it Archive Detective.
>inb4 impersonates and uses that as proof
H8rs being pitiful as usual
Branch Bless you all
>>78299426
>t. schitz
can you believe coral is literally this crazy?
>>78299444
idk m8 the entire prelim card is on fightpass in canada.
Chad height > Manlet > Lanklet
>>78299417
if fedor was one inch shorter he would have got out of werdum's triangle and ducked under hendo's hbomb
>>78299461
I don't recall you being in any kind of position to question my authority.
>>78299465
>SRR
What a can
>>78299450
Its kinda cringey how you guys all spend this much energy tracking posters who you'll never meet IRL
>>78299465
is this going to be the next big thing? i for one hope so
>>78299498
I think you'd be surprised
>>78299506
>you guys
Don't include me with these no life faggots.
>>78299398
Once its obvious they're "mereley acting retarded" its easy to ignore. I wonder what the next spergs shtich will be. What are the odds for Cody Garbrandt?
>>78299506
you're so right dude
>>78299529
Meant to "This" you. My bad
lads i think i've hit my second wind i think i'm going to make it
>Rockhold will lose against some ufc reject juicehead turkey literally who
if that happens I will literally take my UFC Gdansk ticket and wipe my ass with it
For sure, being a disgusting lanky freak gives you an advantage in MMA, 100%
>>78299527
Last warning.
>>78299549
do it! i believe in you
>>78299549
>Second wind
>Atleast 8 more hours to go
>>78296886
> will Luke win?
>>78299579
fuck i'm peaking early
coverage starts in 2hrs 30 mins so i think i'll make it
>>78299573
Do it pussy
>>78299616
Drop the gun Mike
>>78299613
You are Russian right and its a Saturday night, so why arn't you drunk on Vodka yet
>>78299622
stop it!
>>78296886
i've seen some of branches fights and he's not on lukes level
but you never know
>>78299616
>>78299622
reminds me of this movie
>>78299632
oh i'm 12 beers deep
>>78299567
i thought that one guy stole your ticket?
BellatorKino here
>https://youtu.be/tr4OKKVJYNM
>>78299567
People have forgotten how good he is, Rockhold won't lose tonight, he might even dominate desu
>>78299748
be nice if it goes for say 2 or 3 rounds
but i see luke winning by sub or ko within 2
>>78299622
Give me the needle, Jon.
>>78299823
fucked up hairline
>>78299830
Thats what a natty hairline looks lik
>>78299847
widow's peak from years of steroid abuse
>>78299874
that's not a widow's peak dumass, it's a balding hairline.
>>78299874
I should have taken steroids...
What is /heem/ having for dinner i might get some pizza
Jim Miller vs Francisco Trinaldo and Brian Ortega vs Jose Aldo announced
Is this like Frankie Yair mismatch or is Brian actually good?
>>78299900
jacare with hair on the left
>>78299913
>Brian Ortega vs Jose Aldo announced
Wait what?
>>78299913
>Brian Ortega vs Jose Aldo
not true i would be the first one to post it here
>>78299900
i met a german guy and was cracking some hilarious jokes but he didn't laugh even once what's wrong with you guys
>>78299900
Tuss piss ice cubes, they're cloudy w/ vitamins
>>78299945
have you ever heard german humor?
it's fucking terrible
>>78299900
was losing the fight before going to the ground
>>78299913
ortega to get starched in the first
>>78299954
lmao @ you h8r keep bisping posting apparently that's your humor
>>78299913
liar just telling lies
>>78300003
Ortega always finds a way to win
>>78300015
10/10 joke
No wonder everyone laughs at your country
>>78300028
you mean he takes it to the ground where he is talented
but jose is hard to take down and ortega has no wrestling
>>78298786
>no Schaub
Thank god.
>>78299924
>>78299938
>>78300016
you can just google it
>>78300003
Jose cant beat anyone bigger than him
>>78300015
>implying i give a shit about bisping
>>78299977
>implying that wasn't part of his plan so moicano would try to take him down to make sure he gets the decision
keep trying h8r
How accurate is Cage Rank
when is bronsen scub coming back to the ufc?
/ourcuck/ Jim Norton is on the fight companion.
I'm actually hyped, I listen to UFC unfiltered and I like him on it. He won't be clueless and will bring great banter. I really wish Schaub was there though....
>>78298786
>no Schaub
this is bullshit
you could tell on the last show that schaub was hurt over joe rogan not even letting schaub know that they were doing it in-studio today
>>78300080
Never
>>78300080
When do you shut the fuck up?
>>78300073
looking a bit blown out in that photo serious doubts he will make weight
probably pull out of his next fight due to weight cut issues
shame really
>>78300109
schaub has been on too many times recently
>>78300080
being trying to drop to LHW for like 3 years, just working on that puppy fat still
>>78300073
another can for aldo to beat up
>>78300123
>using reddit spacing
back to /r/mma you go
if that leg kick lands doe...
>>78300154
What does Reddit spacing even mean? Seems like the dumbest meme
>>78300176
on reddit you gotta press enter twice to start a new line
so it ends up looking like this here
Who here /paddytpimnlett/
I cant help but like that goofy bong
>>78300199
its funny only reddit users would know about this
>>78300217
>paddy the baddy
great username
>>78300176
It's a retarded fucking meme, people have been typing like that on 4chan for years
>>78300221
everyone here uses that website son
How much do you respect Luke "Apollo" Rockhold?
>>78300245
0 title defences
Remember Uriah Hall?
>>78300271
Biggest waste of potential ever
>>78300242
i cant stand reddit its formatting is terrible and its just not user friendly
and then theirs all the politics of upboating and shadow banning etc etc...
who's that cage warriors blonde milf
>>78300245
I hope luke doesn't finish branch early, also i hope branch shows more than just trying to hug.
so there's three events on today and everyone's talking about bisping
>>78300242
I only use it for its stream sub reddits, other than that i don't use it. Dont even have an account
i miss /heem/
>>78300291
Hes the second fight of the night under unranked fights
lmfao @ /heem/ zilches doubting my boy Brian 'T-City' Ortega
you are all pathetic
>>78300267
>defends title vs 47 year old man
>gets dropped like a sack of potatoes
>>78300364
my boy yair would rek his shit
>>78300302
Is it Caroline Pearce?
>>78300387
twice
Is Torky Skelb a good fighter?
>>78300415
you're right he would
This Cage Warriors has been pretty good
>>78300364
He's in line for a big fight, I doubt cub will fight anyone unless its for a title shot.
Frankie is probrably fighting max.
Aldo just got btfo
Korean Zombie and his bum knee
Lamas maybe, He just btfo out of my boy Knight.
>>78300427
GOAT PAWG
how much till the fights
>>78300434
How does an "elite" boxer get hit with that telegraphed monkey haymaker?
Hendo's signature move is something out of WSHH clip.
>>78300427
thought about that but she seemed a bit skinnier
maybe it was a weird angle
Post yfw Michael Bisping has more title defenses than Luke Rockhold
>>78300525
She can't be fully Anglo right? Most Brit slags I've seen are hideous if they don't have surgery.
>>78300552
>>78300552
>>78300534
I dunno but it works.
>went 5 rounds with a senior citizen
>got rocked multiple times
B-Bis-k-k-king
>>78300495
there are 3 bantamweight fighters in the UFC p4p rankings
also nunes is number 14 lmao bitch deserves it
>>78300607
Let it go
>>78300651
Let it go
Can't hold it back anymore
>>78300591
Jesus do you think he drops that overhand right while in the middle of banging?
>>78300245
I hope he stops fucking around and gets back to being a champion.
>>78300651
THE BATTLE BIGINS!
>>78300591
She's almost as cute as Bispings daugther.
>>78300679
id berry my dick inside that ass so hard whoever could pull me out would be crowned khabib
>>78300552
>>78300708
>a mature woman is almost as attractive as an underage girl
>>78300731
Shame on you why don't you ask the Brits to mail some more of their semen for you to slurp on.
Is Dan "the enlightened" Hardy the successor of Joe Rogan?
>>78300767
Salty
>>78300781
Yes. Based Dan Hardy showed up Schaub and BTFO him on Twitter
>>78300731
>implies that luke will again become the champion
>>78300807
Only thing salty is taste of britbong smegma in your mouth.
>>78300679
hey that's my pic
>>78300807
>>78300781
based Hardy
>>78300829
Cringe
>>78300591
How did he get such a cute wife?
Is this the most aesthetic version of conor mcgregor?
>>78300854
not an argument
>>78300876
went to a bar and said i'm a fighter relax
>>78300876
>be Dan motherfucking Henderson
>choose wife
List of UFC Middleweight champions with 0 defenses:
>Dave Menne
>Evan Tanner
>Luke Rockhold
List of UFC Middleweight champions with 2 defenses:
>Rich Franklin
>Soon-to-be Michael Bisping
>>78300744
Almost.
>>78300904
Technically they defended, just not succesfully
>>78300885
Needs topknot and would be perfect desu
>>78300929
kek
so there's three events on today and everyone's talking about bisping
>>78300976
The true GOAT and the real money fight
>>78300976
hendo's hot wife actually but whatever
>>78300926
lost
Lets talk about Bisbong
Why did Herb restart the fight? Are timeouts allowed?
>>78300885
comfy gooby is the best
>>78301044
No timeout was given. Herb never stopped the fight.
>>78300364
Brian is one of my favourites as well, won a fair bit on him against Renato but I'm kind of wishing Renato won now, his hand speed was crazy good.
I just deleted my pictures folder. Fuck this obsession with saving pictures. I feel free now. That was a burden.
>>78301151
>confidence, gone
>hair, gone
>muscles, gone
>>78301151
usada got him
>>78301151
>>78301215
it's the same you moron, he's obviously sick and or had a bad weightcut from big layoff
>>78301189
I went back and deleted ones i dont use. Its a problem when you start to reach 1000 images just for heem. Im sure its not even that much compared to others
>>78301189
I did the same with my 2TB folders of MET ART and FEMJOY. I could have donated them to needy kids, but I just deleted them all.
Damn spicy fights in CW
>>78301066
>>78300885
I love how boyish he was here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpGT2Z8knYA
>>78301235
>it's the same you moron, he's obviously sick and or had a bad weightcut
well which is it?
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Sloppy banger on Cage Warriors
>>78301151
>cutting your chin
>>78301297
DELAYED HEEM
rda would have messed up mcgregors
>>78301299
wgaf
Why don't 10-8 rounds exist?
>>78301330
For sure
>>78301347
I mean 10-7
>>78301366
they exist if you are Anthony Perosh
>>78301151
His chin literally got tucked
lmao callum smith is getting btfo right now
>>78301505
you're fanboying ortega? serious?
Just had to wrestlefuck some Cockhold player to a decision in UFC 2 as Jacare because the pussy kept running away the whole fight
>>78301519
>being this new
>>>/r/mma
>>78301293
probably sick
>>78301532
I played Career mode as LHW Bisping and moved up to HW lmao. I wish they do openweight in UFC 3
>>78301575
i have all germans filtered
>>78301619
I played the demo and won the FW and LW belt with Max
Had to keep restarting though because Conor was OP, and every time I'd hurt the AI they'd run away and block everything, then land one big punch that obviously just puts me out
>>78301634
then why did you respond to his post?
>>78301619
>tfw no more openweight MMA
Boxing commissions can go fuck themselves
>>78301634
No you don't
I like comfy arenas.
Incidentally, this is from a Piechota fight. Piechota has Volkan-tier R1 KOs in his last 2 matches. He next fights in the Gdansk fight night after erm... UFC 216 I think. Could be a new MW Volkan.
Would you ever fight professionally as a mixed martial artist /heem/?
>>78301725
>standing
Oh hang on not that comfy
>>78301755
I already do
>>78301757
yeah but you turn around and the bar is right behind you
>>78301757
>>78301725
It does have a comfy aesthetic 2bh
sup lads
looks like it's gonna be a pretty good card tonight
>>78301804
I agree.
>>78301804
Yea i think canelo will take it but i kinda want ggg to win desu
>>78301755
if I got offered enough money, sure, why not
>>78301885
i really don't like this. stop.
>>78301755
One day
>>78301885
Oh, right, I forgot about that
What time is that gonna be?
>>78301151
>shitty web feed on the left
>probably esther lin photo on the right
super spicy Cage Warriors
you fags dont know what you missed
If you're not watching cage warriors don't log off your heem account
Mark Goddard is a fucking retard. Fucking early stoppage. He had money on Wood.
>>78301914
You sound like you want to get heemed
>>78301969
*Do log off, never come back
>>78301804
I actually think it's gonna be a meh card, not in terms of names, but in terms of actual fights. Just got a feeling they're not going to be very good, sorry
How is our boy jimmy "the cuck" norton going to do on the fight companion tonight? I expect him to banter edgy brah hard about being a retard.
reddit stoppage.
>>78302018
you too
>>78301987
Look on the brightside: Next time you have money on someone he might win by a shabby early stoppage.
Really excited for this card tbghfamalam's
>>78302045
Truthers annoy the shit out of him, so there could be fireworks.
On the other hand, he's a complete worm.
>>78302157
>r9k
>>78302157
fuck off
>>78302085
Really? Why so?
>>78302157
>r9k
Back to r/the_donald
>card starts in 2 bongs
>1am
I don't know if I'll make it through. Do I nap?
>>78302306
Yes
>>78302243
I got good buzz from my substances and there are juicy matchups.
>>78300302
Get a webm or screen cap
>>78302157
jesus m8
>>78302350
Yeah this card is one of those sneaky good ones, should be some spicy bangers
>>78302380
>one of those sneaky good ones
I agree, some compelling match ups tonight
>>78302360
found her she's called abe griffith
nothing special,got deceived from dem angles
WHERE IS PICKS GUY?
AM I TOO LATE
>>78302445
picks guy got banned by spammer, now he "takes pick" without goofing em
>>78302445
Yes. It was last thread for final picks
NEW
>>78302478
>>78302478
>>78302478
>>78302454
picksnigger got banned because he is a spammer not by a spammer
>>78302493
you faggots are waiting less and less
>>78302493
a little too early m8 I afriad you're going to get the hammer for that one
>>78302493
This is the spammer
>>78302532
>>78302536
oh, look out guys! he's revv'd up and ready to spam reports
>>78302553
Im only looking out for you my friend
>>78302553
You sure showed the Bisping poster for making an early thread! He definitely can't post on there
>>78302603
yeah, he (you) are very upset
>>78302648
Did they?
>>78302648
>Chin rubbing intensifies
>>78302692
if thats what miocic wanted, then yeah, they did.
>>78302692
Yes, HoodieLad blessed stipe
i like german humor tho
>>78302895
Nazism =/= German Humor
You Alt-Right Pussy
>>78302895
>>78302895
Is that what that german poster is doing
I was wondering if ortega actually had fans
>>78302994
>I was wondering if ortega actually had fans
I think you'd be surprised
I got some hot cheetos and some carls jr chicken sandwiches whens this shit start im getting hungry