>Tonight (15/9):
Second semi-final
Geelong (2nd) v Sydney (6th)
MCG 7:50 AEST
>Tomorrow (16/9):
First semi-final
GWS (4th) v West Coast (8th)
SPO 7:25 AEST
who /dabloos/ here?
>>78263476
>those tattoos on tayla
Basedbane tbqh lads.
Bit early for a thread but eh, looking forward to the brownlows next Monday.
>>78269273
kys jobless neet fag
Jee Golly I really hope the cats can put up a fight nobody who isn't a faggot wants to see Sydney win a premiership.
fucking delete that picture now OP
Scared lads. I want the good times to continue.
>>78270178
pls win, do it for >us
fukin racist white cunts never wanna give us black fella a chance
>>78270203
>The delusion thinking beating sydney would be easier than beating peelong
Cows fans everyone
Gonna put $1k on the Cats tonight lads
>>78270083
How many times have they fucked do you think
Has Gil locked down the narrative for this year yet?
We need an AFL anime lads
I voted yes because I'm not an edgy teenager.
AMA
HEAVE HO UNNA
just voted no lads and my dad was watching, I looked at him and said "pooftas get fucked" and he said "hah that's what they're trying to get, fuckin' dung punchers" then we laughed, great family moment.
>>78271183
Kind of came here to escape politics and other bullshit by enjoying sports.
Gonna need an HD stream for this one m8's
>>78271195
/pol/ RUNS /sp/ lad
>>78271199
I feel like /a/ does more than /pol/ and then to an extent /int/ due to the banter correlation.
>>78271195
we've been talking about the vote for weeks finals freshie
i asked my dad which way he is voting and he just grunted and i dont think he cares plus he never talks to me haha
>>78271209
lel we shitposted about more irrelevant topics than we talked about the vote
>>78271183
>>78271218
>pissing with your shoes off as a decoy to avoid social embarrassment
>irrelevant
m8
>>78271106
Ah! A le fellow redditor! 'Tis always a great sight to see!
>>78271224
I still want that guy to explain himself.
Still think it's funny to vote no you sick fucks?
>>78271106
I've got a serious question for you:
If an 8yr old boy can decide he wants to chop his penis off and turn it into a vagina
Why can't he decide that he wants to get fucked in the ass by a 60yr old man?
>these fucking POOFS are going to FUCKING halt the delivery of my meth
fucking PISSED off right now
>>78271245
>things that never happened
>>78271256
Why does being pro gay marriage mean you approve all the other degenerate stuff?
anyone catch BASED Sam Newman absolutely destroying Geelong last night and his shot at Buddy?
>Geelong see the football as an opportunity to choke, not to win
>They play weak, insipid, lazy football
>Hawkins, you are built like Tarzan and play like Jane
>Don't even get me started on Franklin when the pressure is on he goes missing
>"b-but Sam he played great last week
>well by gee, a guy plays well in a team that wins by 11 bloody goals who would have thought
culminates in giving an audience member the finger and to the bitch as well on camera
absolutely ELITE
>>78271275
Buddy has been good in finals though, hasn't he admitted he doesn't even watch footy anyway?
Looks like it'll be pissing down with some thunder (there was a lot earlier on) at the G tonight.
>>78271281
nah that's just part of the act, he goes to quite a few games.
>>78271256
t. george pell
>vote yes
>gays rush into marriage
>gays divorce because of incompatibility
>more gay suicides
>>78271328
>it's still the privileged, straight, white man's fault.
Allowing gay marriage will lower the amount of polyamorous gays, which will lower STDs. only a good thing
hawks lads
>>78271351
dumb post on so many levels
>>78271368
takes one to know one friend
>>78271383
>n-no you
pathetic
Just testing this: â•
Anyways Swans should win tonight in a close one, Cats will surely put up a fight.
>>78271392
give a shit reply get a shit reply friend
Whats your favorite anime /afl/
>>78271408
which was triggered by your shit post CUNT
Any painless suicide tips, lads? /Geelong/ here.
>>78271285
so they're going to shake down the thunder from the sky?
>>78271421
100% helium tank, tube and a mask
>>78271413
Jojo before it got cool. Otherwise:
>SoL: Yuru Yuri
>Sport: Baby Steps tied with Shakunetsu
>Comedy: Golden Boy
>>78271245
>>78271263
>things that never happened but you wished they did
reminder
>>78271413
I used to like watching one piece on toasted tv
>>78271265
Because if you give them an inch they take a mile and whats happening in the US is proof of that
First it was gay marriage
Then it was transgenders
Now its transgender children
Now its even if the transgender still has a penis and is real ugly and cant pass as a woman he needs to be allowed to shower with women in the womens locker room of your gym or high school or else you get sued
Now its paedophilia is natural and shouldn't be a crime
and all of that came after the legalization of gay marriage
>>78271462
>toasted TV
>not Cheez TV
Underage detected
>>78271351
This. There's really nothing more conservative than encouraging nuclear families with two parents.
whats for dinner lads?
>>78271481
>2 parents
>2 fags, 2 dykes or 2 "neutrals"
>nuclear family
don't make me kek
>>78271480
>Original release
>22 August 2005 – present
>>78271493
ubereats a burger
dropped my gf today
she hassled me everytime i drunk, apparently im an "alcoholic"
>>78271493
my now 18yo gf's pussy.
>>78271497
Nice argument my fellow Kekistani. Shadilay brother!
>>78271526
>no argument so resorts to meme insults
sad.
>>78271155
who'd fred?
>>78271328
>>78271334
>it's another /pol/ gets angry at their imagination episode.
>>78271413
Marvin The Martian
>>78271503
>watching TV before school in 2005
>not underage
why even vote at all? it literally doesn't affect me whatsoever, who gives a shit what happens
>>78271548
>"don't make me kek" is an argument
how old are you lad
vote yes if you want australia to be the laughing stock of the world.
>>78271413
yu-gi-oh season 2 is some of the hypest shit ever
>>78271573
>kek is purely used in the /pol/ domain
>you must be underage
lmao that's even worse than spouting shadilay bullshit
>>78271581
t. 19 year old edgelord
>>78271586
>>78271569
>muh 90s
Go to bed grandpa
>>78271592
>projectorvirgin BTFO so hard he has to resort to his stolen gimmick
back to the_donald faggot
Tipping Swans and Iggs.
>>78271614
Is it the same retard who always gets in pointless arguments and always has to get the last word in or are there lots here?
>>78271622
You have literally just described the internet in one sentence.
I just had kfc lads and it tasted a little bit like ham.
>mfw I false flag and trigger the fag obsessed with projectorvirgin being in every thread
>30 plus posts ahead of NRLel
>pre-game show hasn't even started
THRIVING
>>78271622
>>78271651
Do you think you're clever when you do this? Do you think people find it funny? Please respond.
Projectorvirgin off to a strong start lads, he's SEEEEEEETHING
Swans by 80 and Scott to be sacked
>>78271683
Scott just got re-signed, mate.
Both Scotts are in for the long haul.
Connie m8, can you start a new thread? This one is fucking horrible
A vote for Yes is a vote for the kids!
Who should I support out of Sydney and Geelong lads?
>>78271737
Swans to make it a good prelim vs Adelaide also fuck Geelong, those ducking cunts
>>78271731
what the fuck
>>78271737
Neither. Geelong are the soggy underdogs here but Sydney are an elite team for tasteless elitists, pick your poison
Thinking of attending the mardi gra in Sydney next year senpai
>>78271731
Imagine the outrage if this said Jennifer Lawrence instead.
>>78271731
absolutely disgusting
>>78271742
Swans won't beat Adelaide, and Richmond won't beat Adelaide.
Geelong on the other hand will handily beat Adelaide and make the Grand Final a 50/50 grudge rematch.
>>78271748
Don't assume Xhi's gender shitlord
>>78271731
How does this kid not get bullied at school?
Voted no, did my part lads
>>78271760
>committing a hate crime
You go to jail for that shit these days.
>>78271756
>delusion; the post
I want to see Richmond go for the highest form of choke and get shitstomped by Crows or Swans in a blowout Grand Final that brings the bitchmond rabble to tears and has them throwing themselves over the railings
>>78271517
Better than being a Yes voter.
>>78271760
Australia
YES
>>78271766
/r/madlads
>>78271760
probably gets carried around on a throne that has a giant black dildo where the seat should be if he's in Melbourne
>yfw young boys who are shy around girls pretend to be gay so they are "accepted" by girls and can get closer to talk to them but end up getting boofed up the clacker by the creepy music teacher and scarred for life
>>78271768
Would rather the Tigers lose on a contentious score review after the siren.
>>78271768
They'll already consider the game lost if Adelaide or Sydney make it there.
Geelong on the other hand they'll go into it thinking they're the favourites which will make their loss all the more teary.
>Polls show YES at 70%+
>White people are probably 85%+ YES
>Immigrants are the only ones voting NO in a major amount.
Really makes you think
>>78271784
fuck that'd be good too. Or to revise my previous fantasy, they are leading at 3qtr time but get blown out
>>78271792
I don't think you understand how deluded Richmond fans are, they legitimately think they can win the hip. Fuck Geelong through and through they are trash
>>78271793
All I want to see is liberals defend this, I'm tempted to even post it on reddit if there's an article or something.
>>78271793
>muslims vote no
>whites vote yes
>whites get blamed for homophobia
>Union bosses are threatening select tradesmen to go out and be muscle for fag marriage enablers otherwise they'll be out of job
k.e.k
Go Kitty Cats!!
>>78271802
kek
All the clubs are coming forward and officially endorsing gay marriage, what now /afl/?
Just did a stinky eddie betts lads
>>78271822
vote the correct way
>>78271824
>shitting in your own pocket
Is there a more socially left wing sporting organisation in the world?
>>78271824
yeah, the nba you fucking retard
Can we change the anthem already?
"joyful strains" sounds fucking stupid.
>he doesnt get erect when pooping
lmao
>>78271860
Change it to "in guilt and shame" desu
>>78271860
>>78271860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU4ehgnTjVg
>>78271860
>girt
>>78271868
I enjoyed that immensely.
Reminder that a vote for no is a vote for sharia law
Lonergan out with food poisoning
NICK DAVIS COME TO SAVE US
>>78271897
>eating before a game
what an idort
>>78271899
GOAT crowd banner.
>Eating a dodgy kebab before the game
shig
>>78271868
only saw this recently, really good.
>tfw hope gets closer
pure KINO
icehouse - electric blue
>not shitting yourself on the field
>>78271915
10 seconds left in the game and Longeran power shits on the field and Franklin slips and fails to mark.
Missed opportunity
>>78271830
FFS, is this real?
Watching poort choke because I didn't get to see it last week lads. Is it worth rewatching the lot or skipping to the second half?
>>78271830
KEK
>>78271926
Most of the game was terrible, watch from 4th quarter onwards.
>>78271924
it's literally a reddit post
>>78271924
some attention whore posted it yesterday to try and get edgy interner points and got his shit pushed in by various media outlets and Aus Post, if you fold it the way it came but reverse one of the thirds to cover the middle voting portion it's fine
t. checked it myself today after voting no
>>78271748
>imagine
>>78271557
How was the Port meltdown during the week?
>>78271933
poort getting fucking reamed in the first quarter, guessing it slows down in the second
>>78271941
Yeah iggs don't score a goal for over an hour or something.
>>78271945
>over an hour
Are talkback radio meltdowns a common thing in Australia after a team gets beaten? Any good clips for Port?
>>78271949
Also interested
Why would Josh Kelly knock back all that norf money?
did my part to support the 'no' cause today and got a hsp
ama
>>78271962
Why would anyone want to go to norf?
>>78271945
>>78271947
was half watching and heard them say "west coast haven't kicked a goal for 61 minutes" kek
>>78271949
>>78271959
it's a thing, everyone is either a senior citizen or a drunk. can't think of any good ones but the prank one Mario from Doncaster was a gem there was this guy outside a game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJqjE8dWbUk and of course social media meltdowns
>>78271963
what's a hsp?
>>78271971
if you're spineless, stand for nothing and don't put in your best it is definitely the cub for you
>>78271971
his dad played for norf
>>78271975
halal snack pack
>>78271979
They should have used father/son on him then
>>78271973
Yeah I guess social media meltdowns are overtaking talkback radio meltdowns these days.
kek at the video also
who's the little pedo looking fuck for port?
>>78271984
don't think he played enough games to qualify or might have had something to do with GWS draft concessions
>>78271999
Kochie
So I guess we should make a destiny 2 /afl/ clan right guys?
Haha
>>78272009
ligitimate kek
thank you bsa
>>78272011
The goodes gorillas
>this fucking horse cunt talking sheik Mohammed this, sheik Mohammed that
TALK ABOUT FUCKING FOOTY CUNTS
how to vote lads, should have i got a letter
>>78271999
figured it out
jasper pittard
>>78272037
spread sharia brother, vote no
inshallah
>we love big dix
lel
>>78272037
Do what I did. Not vote as it doesn't matter either way.
>>78272037
are you enrolled to vote? did you recently move and not update your details?
Should our local fauna REALLY be allowed to participate in our great competition among the pure white men?
>Tom Lonergan out with food poisoning
Ugh. He normally makes Buddy his bitch.
Better revise those Swans by x totals.
>>78272066
Is that Tippa?
>>78272066
Yes as the cream of the crop are pretty damn good when they make it over the masses.
So dean solomon who was coach affer rodney eade got sacked has taken himself out the running for GC coach and possibly moving club.
GC has said pretty much half of its players are open to being traded lel
Next year they wont be able to use metricon for half the season because commonwealth games
Move them to fucking tassie already. Failed project.
>>78272058
yes and no
>>78272044
definitely voting no
>>78272056
thats how i feel, the only cunts that are gunna vote are the ones that want it, and the vehemently against it so we all know how thats gunna go
>>78272066
reminder that nigs and kiwis are the best players in the league
needle dick white bois on pooicide watch
voted yes lads
feels good
got my ballot today
voted yes
couldn't give a fuck
swans by 33
>>78272093
dangerfield who would have been b2b brownlow winner was born in vic though
>Food poisoning
How does one fuck up that bad
>>78272075
You know it lad
>>78272092
might still be coming out to you, results don't get counted until november
>>78272095
a fatwa on your head kuffar
>>78272107
>Potentially the last game of Tom Longeran's career
>He misses it because he's shitting himself
What a way to go out.
>>78272011
haven't got it yet but played d1, what class should i play? was warlock last time but only played year 1
>>78272107
its literally code for we have no idea why he's sick
>Rhys Stanley
Can't wait for him to dominate. Everyone will be seething.
>>78272136
>Cameraman behind Dangerfield as he takes a shot for goal
>He shanks it to the left
>>78272147
what a revelation
Feeling pretty GIRT right now senpai
Where is youtube link?
>tfw too pissed to cut my sashimi properly
baka
what's for dinner lads?
>that chink coin toss
shamefur
>>78272171
McCains Family Meatlovers pizza
>>78272011
>playing a /pol/ game
"no"
>>78272171
mangled sashimi and mi goreng with a glass of sake desuu~
>>78271933
and the entire damage control narrative has been "well it was a historically close game, we gave it our all and the boys played well and did us proud." Fucking laugable. At least Kochie called a spade a spade.
the surface at the g looks like shit
>>78272179
Fucking hell
>>78272186
It was pissing down.
>>78272184
sugoi
>>78272191
missed most of it at bundoora/went through it on the train
was it bad in the city?
Curious. Are the radio streams ahead of the television for other people? It used to be they were 3+ seconds behind, but now they're about 3 seconds ahead for me.
>duckwood
Selwood is such a dog cunt, got hit in the shoulder and grabbed his head, fucking poofta
>>78272200
>>78272202
He'll be sent off under the bloodrule with a massive gash to his forehead and you retards will still claim it was low contact.
>>78272207
Didn't take long for Mrs Selwood
>>78272207
t. Mrs Selwood
>>78272207
>free kick dangerfield
How's that get called back? Surely Dangerfield had taken the advantage.
>Dangerfield on pace for 32 goals
Swans are choking
How good would Selwood & Shuey be in divegrass?
Geelong in blue shorts is /fa/
>>78272227
World Cup, baloon door winning material
execute all selroaches
>>78272221
Can't really be called advantage when no one knows it's been called a free (and he shanks the kick).
>that crowd
fold cucklong
Refs rigging the game for Dangerfield
>that pitiful crowd
Successful but not relevant meme teams
Fuck Sydney.
>>78272247
I'm sure there's another ground that is closer to the regional town that could fit the crowd.
>>78272238
Always thought that the onus was only on the bloke who got the free kick to decide whether to take advantage. Two bites at the cherry I reckon.
>>78272259
If they know it's a free, sure. But would anyone really take the 'advantage' of having a snap from the boundary line if they knew they had a free kick in the goal square?
>bitchwood already bitching
KEK
Get rid of this nomination shit
>>78272268
Eddie or Stevie J might but I see where you're coming from.
reminder that in an incredibly close sudden death final on a Saturday poort attendance was 10,000 less than /crows/ managed on a Thursday work night in what was objectively a dull game. SAD!
>>78272281
This, fucking brainless umproaches penalising teams or holding up play when they fuck it up
>>78272251
kek
>another free to dangercuck
christ almighty
Wtf was that free lol
>free kick Dangerfield
>clangerfrees
BALL DON'T LIE
fuck off Dangerkike take that shit back to wogball
Fucking hell, that's soft as shit. Fuck off Danger
>fatrick dangercunt
diving smug faggot
hope he gets heemed
these commentators won't stop jerking off danger will they?
>OH ANOTHER FREE TO DANGER THE PRESSURE HES TOO GOOD
geelong should call them gee that was a soft free
lol
you now remember those two gay cuckbourne players who were supposed to come out
>>78272315
>fatrick
Speaking of, is Motlop playing tonight?
Pretty sure he was on the team sheet but haven't seen him.
>high
>High
>high
>High
So that is the way the game is going to go?
>>78272323
was just wondering myself if that waste of space was playing after I saw Stewart was still on the ground after last week as well
wait what the fuck. I went to get a drink, did (in)danger"ofgrowingavaginaatanymoment"field miss completely?
Are there any lewd anime games for phones?
>umps intentionally fucking up the bounce so they don't have to do it next season
Working on the "husband doing the dishes" theory.
>>78272333
yeah out on the full
boing
>>78272335
yes
>>78272352
Cool
>>78272357
yer
Umpires looking to get involved in the contest.
>>78272364
yep, fuck that bald faggot
CATS SEETHING
I bet on understand for this match. Kys Dangercunt, nine said it was gonna rain hard the lying cunts
>>78272374
Umpires are literally making up rules to give the Swans shots on goal.
>>78272380
>nine
>not trusting Jane Bunn
went to the same high school as Jarrad McVeigh on the based cenny coast desu
>can't kick properly or hold onto the ball
Ah shit it is happening again
Natalie Imbruglia also went to school there
>dangerous tackle
what a fucking joke
ARSEY FUCKING DARCY
>>78272395
desu neither can but swans are just wasting chances
>>78272417
Almost broke his neck, desu.
Picked him up and slung hum down on his head.
Jane Bunn dropping ELITE weatherbombs.
wtf is this show 800 words fucking race mixing propaganda
American ads are literally more off the wall than the Indian ones.
>>78272395
>handballing into faces
>missing players in front
The warnings are all there.
/pol/ is gay
>>78272444
"no"
early morning /aflrug/ and a happening in london, feels real /comfy/
Wtf was that anti piracy ad? I can get viruses????
>>78272469
if you use 4chan you probably have over a dozen backdoor viruses
>>78272459
Trips don't lie.
>>78272476
I stuck a trojan in your mum's backdoor last night m8.
how to get gf?
>>78272488
You need a PS1 memory card
>>78272465
>happening
Who cares, we here for /afl/,
>that boot sitting at full forward
kek
>Selwood does a great job getting the ball out of bounds
>Tops it off by faking being tripped and diving
Kek
>>78272505
>tfw too autistic and shy to claim your lost boot
>tfw can no longer urinate in a stall in peace
Cats gonna win it and crows to win by 52 next week against geelong
I prefer Geelong, but I want Sydney to win so we see an epic Prelim
SEE.
This is what happens when you don't have an opposition player within 5 metres.
Buddy doesn't have the brains of Eddie Betts.
>duddy stankbin
>be a coon with a coon tattooed on your arm
>coons are master bushman who live off the land and know what's in all directions
>this coon can't run the right way to man the mark
lmao
>>78272520
Only reason I want Geelong to win.
>>78272523
>see an epic Prelim
you mean the real gf
this game is making me sad
>>78272533
>he wants Geelong in another Grand Final
pathetic
>tfw someone else lost a boot
kek
>>78272520
Geelong have had the wood on Adelaide for the past 5 seasons, mate.
Geelong played their worst game of the season (prior to last week) against Adelaide and they only just won.
>>78272535
are you the person i replied to? cos if so you're retarded
if not, reread
>>78272533
Richmond would unironcially beat the Crows in a GF
I want every team except the iggs to lose.
>Motlop having a bounce
>Kicking accurately
He's really inflating the contract North are going to offer him. First round compo pick incoming.
>shaved my ass earlier today and gonna do a poo later
Gonna be a good night lads
Did stall-pisser make the All-Autist team? Was peak autism because it was so believable.
Is Rhys Stanley related to Billy Stanlake?
>>78272574
>pooing after dark
pathetic
>Stanley kicking Geelong into a grand final
Saint Kilda on suicide watch.
Good grab
Well if wasn't for the 0-6 I would be reaching enraged mode. Oh well, the magic had to end eventually.
>>78272580
Literally the most comfy time.
>>78272590
bloody surprised its vs geelong though, they're even shitter
>Dangerflop
>Buddy on 1 handball watch
>spuddy dankchin
just fucking suck dangercucks dick umps
>>78272551
what are you basing this off exactly?
>shitney
Game over lads
how much is dangershit paying these umps
>>78272577
Team was posted at end of regular season haven't seen Team Autist post during finals yet
>>78272577
kys
Can't stand Ling's voice
>all but one of geelong's goals came off the back of free kicks
Really makes me think
>>78272603
It's a good thing, desu.
>Geelong vs Richmond Grand Final week
>Brownlow medal count
>Dangerfield wins the Brownlow with the most votes
>He's ineligible due to suspension
>Needs to present the medal to Dusty
Can't build bigger hype than that.
>5x money on Sydney
>Sydney lose
This is more rigged than the NRL lads
>"Hurr Dangerfield WANTED to be tackled for that free!"
Surely these idiots voted yes considering how much they're sucking him off
which animal is more revered in Chinese culture, the Cat or the Swan? I need to get inside the minds of the chink syndicates rigging this shit
>>78272605
My football knowledge
>>78272630
Yeah I got $50 on them pretty annoyed
whats zak jones problem
>>78272639
they fuckin eat cats what u think
What would happen if Mackey tackled Buddy and took him to ground there?
Buddy had already walked past the mark the umpire set.
>>78272650
Swan is an edible delicacy too cunt
>>78272577
That was the best part was that it was literal autism. Obsession with privacy, self conscious about body, creative but "unusual" problem solving method.
>No stream
GUYS I DONT WANT TO GO IN TO THE LOUNGE MY DAD AND HIS SCARY FRIENDS ARE OUT THERE
Does anyone here play fighting games?
>>78272654
cos chinks aren't human no animal is sacred
maybe a dragon
>SHITNEY
Ah yes, Motlop's biannual good game
>>78272659
yeah cunt, it's called life
Has Hawkins taken a single mark tonight? He must've dropped at least 5 sitters.
>>78272658
channel 7 literally streams themselves
the cuckney cucks
I hope sydney cries when they lose
>>78272658
rip a billy in their fucking faces you pussy cunt
samboys barbecue, french onion dip and a crisp asahi lads
>>78272659
my mates and I get stoned and play Tekken in a tournament format
>>78272672
Any good waifus?
>>78263476
You can tell just would just suck on his dick. Not even to make him cum, you just know she would enjoy the feel of it in her mouth. Would probably rub herself off to it desu
oh well
>>78272683
30 dollar scotch from dan murphys
>>78272658
>>/r9k>
>>78272682
already did it cunt, thats a given
>>78272684
Sounds comfy af, i wish i had friends.
>>78272698
beetlejuice
Cut the bloody goals, this has to be under 160 points total and they're already above the comfy Q2 average
Things can only go down from here. Won't be able too handle the banter if >we lose.
>>78272683
B. L. T.
>>78272658
just use your foxtel id to log into foxtel go and watch on your phone, tablet or pc.
My dick, how was that kept alive
Rohan ran too far TWICE then.
>>78272711
>a trip fag telling someone to go back to a cancerous board
ironic..
Imagine if Clangerfield could kick.
Cats gonna choke
>>78272715
>paying for foxtel
its current year
Comebacks on lads. Just need Sydney to start taking out knees now.
Well season is over sadly, but at least got to make it this far after that dreadful season start.
>>78271460
Being Kochie is suffering
>>78272715
>Foxtel ID
After the NBN shitfest I'm gonna need a Fetch ID m8
>>78272737
>>78272741
One of you is right. Not sure who to trust.
Buddy franklin looks ridiculous, his lower body is comical
That was softer than all of Danger's desu.
>>78272736
>being such a faggot you are scared of other men
did your uncle arse rape you or something
I miss the ch10 commentary team desu
>>78272759
>being this autistic to not see its not a joke
do you function in every day life?
FUCK OFF DANGEROUSCUNT
Anyone else have a passionate hatred for the swans?
>sydcucks
>toleration of Goodes' bullshit
Danger is a better forward than midfielder.
Christ the Scott brothers are the biggest fuckwits. Shittest blokes in the game.
>Dangerfield 8 shots in the first half
They just need to make him practice his kicking all pre-season.
Fuck, if only he could kick straight.
>>78272774
GOOD post
>4, just end this
>SHANKLIN
>DANGERCUNT
>>78272773
He's the best player in the game by a fair way.
Dusty and fyfe aren't close.
>>78272763
>Quartermain
>Robert Walls
>5 minute warning
Literally the darkest days of AFL broadcasting
>>78272770
>that one time Goodes got BTFO by that girl on the side line
god, he was such a pussy about that, cant even handle banter
Reminder, sydney have had 12 frees to 8
>a week of Danger dick sucking and media stroking themselves over Danger v Rance
>>78272796
Martin can actually hit a target.
>it's spring already
I was wondering why it's been so hot lately
>>78272765
you weren't joking tho anon
>>78272799
Goodes is a whiny bitch, he had no place in the man's game
Sydney should tag Danger out of it. Just punch the cunt in the ribs behind play until he cries and walks off the field.
>>78272805
Martin's go to move is to kick it as long as he can.
>>78272804
cats will play crows u silly
what's your favourite football related wikipedia page?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Tarvydas_dress_of_Rebecca_Twigley
Right. Now that all the punters have cashed out their Sydney bets and put their money on Geelong, Sportsbet has nothing to lose.
Get ready for a Swans win.
>goal square fullforward
>8 shots in a half for 4 goals
Surprised it hasn't made a comeback yet. No teams would know how to defend it anymore.
>>78272814
Martin has been better than Dangerfield this year, though Danger 2016 > Martin 2017.
>carey going on about dangercunt diving
>bt agreeing
ling absolutely SEETHING
>>78272798
>Quarters
>bad
Walls is fucking horrible I will give you that but Quarters and especially Huddo were great.
>>78272808
i'm 24 and live by myself, but.. okay.
>>78272770
>>78272799
>>78272810
I remember when that happened and he got completely BTFO by a respected aboriginal elder and writer who basically told him to stop being a cunt trying to get his Nicky Wilmar because he has whites bring him water and massage him every day of his life while the writer grew up during a time when coons had to sit on a different bench and use a different drink fountain, naturally wasn't mentioned in the MSM though
>>78272817
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Tarvydas_dress_of_Rebecca_Twigley
that is a terrific name for a music group
Cats vs crows is going to be spicy af
>>78272822
Normally they put gorilla leading full forwards there and they get beaten by zones/players blocking up space.
Dangerfield is too fast for the zone/strong for a 1v1 so Sydney are shitting themselves.
>>78272836
Nicky Winmar moment*
>>78272822
Fair point actually. Who was the last "true" gorilla full-forward. Gehrig?
Maybe even Dunstall since Frase used to start on the wing for West Coast.
>>78272840
Not a big danger fan but it would be hilarious if he just dominates them and sends them home.
>>78272832
dont believe ya m8
>>78272819
Ultrasonically this
>>78272857
>Ultrasonically
im going to copy this
>>78272846
Tony Lockett
Dangerfield forward sort of reminds me of Jake Stringer forward in 2015 (when he was actually good).
He would be one of the primary forwards, but the match up would be near on impossible because he had extraordinary pace but could take a good contested mark. Therefore he could beat both small and tall defenders
>>78272846
Gehrig was the last one-out/lead-up full forward but Dunstall was probably the last one who never left the forward 50 yeah.
For me, its tim howard
but seriously sucks that he lost a kid
>>78272856
LE NOMMED XDXDXDXD
>>78272868
WRONG KID DIED
>>78272862
>Jake Stringer
Isn't he going to Geelong next year?
>Stringer, Dangerfield, Ablett
Handy forwardline.
>>78272860
I copied it from some faggot from /tv/ so feel free to copy it
>>78272876
who the fuck are geelong going to give up for both stringer and abblett?
They have no picks.
>>78272876
>Ablett, Dangerfield, Selwood
Would that be the GOAT center line?
>>78272876
It seems to be between Geelong and Essendon. I dunno how Geelong could afford him as they don't have a first round pick. Would cost them their future first you'd think. Essendon probably better placed to take him.
>>78272888
future picks
both will be cheapish
>>78272888
Ablett is a freebie.
Stringer is basically free as well as a teammate rooted his wife and the Bulldogs resigned the rooter.
The best part about watching this, even as a Swans fan. Is reading all the butthurt comments from other Swans fans. Some of them are absolutely hilarious
>>78272899
I heard Stringer and Libba do hard drugs.
>>78272909
Geelong has good ice. Destination club.
>dat spoopy exercise bike going off by itself
>>78272817
hmm, the designer threw herself off a balcony a few years back. Demeteriou must've been pissed.
>>78272896
>>78272899
how are they both freebies?
both are contracted
Gold Coast are cunts to deal with, as you saw last year with them
Bulldogs said they wont trade if they don't get a good deal.
also
>wasting your future draft picks for a 33 year old
christ
>>78272903
Swans fans butthurt isn't as satisfying because you know they're all bandwagoners and don't really care anyway.
>>78272876
>>78272887
>>78272899
I would be astonished if Ablett is playing for Geelong next year. In fact I've lost a bit of respect for him. He gets a heavily front loaded contract committing him to the suns for the long term, then kicks up a stink because life is so unfair :(
Hope Suns don't relent.
>>78272909
Dahlhaus too. Bevo's keen to get rid of all 3 and keep his clubs culture intact.
Okay half time boys, lets have a discussion
>What did you vote today?
Me personally, I voted No.
>>78272925
>how are they both freebies?
Because both clubs will want to trade them, GC are just posturing to try and seem strong.
>wasting your future draft picks for a 33 year old
The literal GOAT who is still playing at an elite level and will only cost a lateish pick.
>>78272938
wait the vote was today?
>>78272925
Gold Coast might as well fold their club if they try and keep Ablett. He doesn't want to be there and no player will ever want to be traded there if they be complete cunts about it.
>Bulldogs said they wont trade if they don't get a good deal.
Stringer staying with the Bulldogs is completely untenable. He's gone.
>>78272933
Biggs is Libba's partner in crime in terms of hard core partying, but he doesn't seem to be on the trade table.
>>78272938
More like half time slags
>>78272925
look at the NFL and Peyton Manning, he took them to more than one superb owl and took home a ring
oldies are goodies desu senpai
>>78272938
Voted no. Every argument for yes equally applies to marrying your sister.
>>78272947
In SA i got it in the mail today
>>78272956
>sideways vagina
ewwww
>>78272956
wwwwwwwwew lad, i-is that real?
Nathan Brown sounds like he smokes a 40 pack of Reds a day
>>78272938
I don't really care either way but was almost tempted to vote no on the sheer principle of the leftist agenda pushers being completely intolerant of beliefs and opinions other than their own.
I don't care if fags get married but I'm 100% against them adopting
>>78272958
>it ain't me starts playing
>IT AIN'T ME STARTS PLAYING
>>78272968
100 percent VAGINA
>it aint me starts playing
>>78272968
yeah it is
It Ain't Me starts playing.
>>78272938
Haven't seen any letter yet, & won't be voting either way as my tin foil fedora makes me quite suspicious of the ABS and their machinations. Being a Labor voter with 15+ years being a public service sponge I hope the NOs get it so Malcuck can't steal Shorten's thunder when it's inevitably passed into law a few weeks after the nect election.
Chris Scott is a coaching genius to bring Menzel into the side.
>watch footy
>it aint me starts playing
JUST
>Swans $31 for the flag right now
wat do lads?
>>78273005
load up cunt
fuckin hope sydney wins
>>78273005
drop a pineapple on it faggot
>>78273040
Hopes all you got brus
>bombers got demolished by THIS
Laughingthots.htm
i have lost literally all desire to socialize
>>78272796
I cannot fathom how Geelong fans actually believe this lmao
You even bring up Fyfe as if we're still years back wtf hahahaha
Pls tell me you're baiting
fuck this is boring, might go back to watching the port-iggs game
How much abo blood does buddy actually have?
His dad looks like he has none, his mum looks like she's maybe a quarter abo
Was that 50 really for letting the ball hit his fist?
>>78273054
he is though, took over from ablett as the guy that should get the brownlow every year but doesn't
getting right fucking sick of seeing geelong making finals year after year
i guess the same goes for sydney but for some reason there is something about geelong that bothers me more
>>78273054
Fyfe was back to his best in the 2nd half of the season, pay more attention m8.
>letting motlop play good
fold shitney
>>78273069
*INHALES*
>>78273061
are you kidding me? his dad looks like an elder god from the dream time
>everyone writes off Geelong during the week
>this rout happens
inevitable 2bh
glad the LE 0-6 TO FLAG FAVES XDXD will finally cease
>>78272814
except that's literally dangerfield's only move, martin hits up long targets and doesn't just bomb away
Richo's got pickles on the mind
buddy is shit
PICKLE RIIIIICCCCKKKKKKKK
>>78273083
>martin hits up long targets and doesn't just bomb away
Yeah ok fair enough, but that's wrong.
shut the fuck up about pickle juice
>>78273094
we /picklerick/ ?
*dabs*
sneed
wonder how Meningola feels about the pickled Jews
>>78273109
formerly bucks
Josh Bruce would have unironically been a better forward target than buddy tonight
Are Sydney the ultimate finals botch machine?
Buddy needs to be taken off completely or moved to another part of the ground. He's too much of a distraction forward and is ultimately hurting the Swans
>>78273101
there's a difference between bombing it long when the opposition has numbers behind the ball and bombing it long when the forwards have space to run into
The fact Danger hasn't contracted a terminal illness tells me there is no god.
>Selwood cutting himself to make it look like he was taken high
Need to ban this shit.
>>78273151
he has to be, happens every single fucking game
>>78273141
put him in on Danger, what have they got to lose?
>Motlop going to get re-signed on this game
Not even mad.
>Frankshit
And here I was thinking it would be a good finals series...
kek, where did this faggot spammer slink off to? Show yourself cunt. Hope the (0) (You)s was worth it.
This is the start of the season Swans that we've missed
just ordered a pizza lads
>>78273211
Mines on the way..What'd you get?
>>78273211
i just ate a ham and pineapple, what did you get senpai
>>78273208
Can't decide if Geelong are good or Sydney are terrible.
>geelong have never played an interstate final
but that nick davis game at the scg was a final, wasn't it?
>>78273218
>>78273219
pepperoni lads
it's how I judge a pizza joint, if the pep is shit, most everything will be shit
>>78273222
Both
Reminder that gaj is a cunt.
>>78273232
Don't even acknowledge anything those morons say.
>>78273219
Pineapple has no place on a pizza. Nor does chicken- it dries out too much.
does papley have the most punchable face
>>78273232
They said 27 in a row or something in victoria which seems absurd but i thought that one was at the scg too.
>>78273244
>abandoned club loyalty to chase Suns money
no shit, and yet Peelong still want him back
>>78273250
kek did paps fuck your gf you cuck
>>78273211
jealous tßh
Been the worst finals series in a long time
>>78273246
I mean, that game has got of be one of the most memorable games of football in recent memory, doesn't it?
>>78273254
they have been in the finals a lot since then, so that might've happened
>>78273236
good man, are you a 2:1 cheese to pepperoni boy or more of a 1:1 cheese + pep?
>>78273203
>Only one game that hasn't been a blowout so far
Really makes you think
>>78273248
>saltiness from the ham
>sweetness from the pineapple
sweet + salty is a culinary staple m8
>>78273262
focus on the footy, Tom
has anyone else noticed how many losers on plebfooty use reddit and memey avatars? pretty sad t b h
>>78273278
No thanks. Pineapple is just too much.
>>78273267
Was just thinking this.
Almost makes me miss Hawthorn playing finals from 2011 onwards. Atleast those games were good desu
>>78273254
that was at the scg, and it was a final, i was there
probably need twice as good a final quarter as the swans had that game to even have a chance of getting close this game though :(
>catpoof on tv
>ad shows RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME
>>78273248
didn't think basic bitch millennial thots would find their way into /afl/
>>78273203
The Swans/Crows prelim was going to be the game of the year and the true grand final, now Adelaide are going to win the flag by default. So anticlimactic.
>>78273248
>>78273299
That's a strange conclusion to reach but you do you.
>>78273269
they played that Nick Davis passage at the start of the show
>>78273315
Geelong will bend them over.
>>78273320
KEK
>>78273320
>MUH BLOODS
based richo
>roaming BT forcing small talk with Patrick "dead behind the eyes" Dangerfield in the rooms
>>78273324
with the whole nick davis... Nick Davis.... NICK DAVIS?
>55,555 Attendance
>>78273320
lmao get fucked nerd
>>78273347
yeah man, they talked about for a bit and then Hamish let the narrative slip
>Ling: "Geez Hame, why are you showing me that?"
>Hamish: "because the swans can't win twice in one night"
>>78273320
ALL QUACK AND NO BITE
>>78273348
lmoa nice "crowd" you've got there
Is franklin known as the big choker from down under?
>>78273362
the narrative would be the swans winning
Swans would have beaten Richmond and the AFL wants a tigges premiership.
Sel(Bl)ood
>>78273367
>Lance "when the pressure cooker is hissin, I go missin" Franklin
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wayne_Carey#Scandals.2C_domestic_violence.2C_arrests_and_drug_abuse
>When officers went and spoke to him, he immediately was belligerent, starting striking out at the officers, in fact, kicked one of the female officers in the face with his foot, elbowed another one in the side of the face. They had to wrestle him down and handcuff him. When he was in the police car, he used his head as a battering ram and tried to smash a hole between the front compartment of the police car and the prisoner compartment.
How the fuck does he have a job in the media?
>>78273367
come to think of it, when was the last time he had a dominant finals match?
BT has not been enunciating LLOYD to a sufficient standard tonight.
>>78273387
kek he did it just as I saw this post, probably because the cunt hasn't seen much of it tonight
HAHAHAHAH 55 POINTS BEHIND BAHAAHAHAAHHA
>>78273383
Last week. But it was against Essendon so you know. Pinch of salt.
Kennedy > Franklin
>Porkins
>>78273373
How the hell are you still so butthurt about Richmond?
>>78273377
>Lance "Kick 1000 goals, smoke 1000 poles" Franklin
>Most of the close matches were in the mid-season
>Most of the blowouts will be the finals
Dreading how hard "a" team will get thumped
>>78272868
>be narcissist
>spawn a mini me because it's what everyone else does right
>dies
>sympathy
Nah
>>78273395
yeah I meant performing where the game was in the balance
>>78273382
Because the AFL media is a joke.
I really don't want to see Geelong Richmond for the Adam Goodes Premiership Cup.
>>78273410
>be you
>be neckbeard
>>78273410
3edgy5me
>>78273410
>having autism
>>78273382
you have to be a legend of the game, your actual skills and misdemeanors don't matter
>>78273414
Believe in Iggles. Geelong v Iggles.
>>78273411
How can you dominate AND have a close game?
I'm expecting some significant mental health issues for Buddy over the summer.
>>78273414
It'll be a GWS v Adelaide rematch GF
>>78273416
>>78273418
>>78273426
>getting tricked
>>78273410
>be you
>a woman won't even touch you with her gaze let alone her body
>dead on the inside
>sympathy
nah
>>78273434
I don't see how those are contradicting
Bad crowd tbqh. Wonder why?
>>78273433
I tipped the Eagles. Richmond are too high on their own supply.
>>78273441
>I was merely pretending
>>78273441
>being brain dead
>>78273449
ass hurt, silent Swans fans
>>78273434
Easily. A football match is 18 v 18 so one player can dominate the ground while the match is close.
>All those Geelong supporters on Big Footy and Reddit calling for all the coaches to be sacked after they lost last week
>>78273438
GWS are finished mate.
>>78273450
>too high
>tips iggs
this boundary rider or whoever talking about Stewart has a silky voice
>>78273449
isn't geelong a bit outside of melbourne and this is at the mcg?
>>78273450
>the club is the media
stop pushing this meme
>yfw iggs win the hip
>>78273461
Wait and see mate. The ghost of Sam Mitchell will shit on the Mummyless Giants.
couple of cheeky jamos with my pizza lads
might get on it and finish watching that port-iggs game
>>78273411
Stop with this Sam Newman tier meme. He's been double teamed all night and his midfield has been completely ineffective. He blew apart Essendon with 4 goals in a quarter last week and he almost carried his side to a flag on 1 ankle the final before that. Add that campaign on top of 08, 2012 & 2013 and he's one of the most clutch forwards of the modern era.
>>78267814
so u did this
>>78273493
I am tipping /iggs/ tomorrow but also predicting them to get BTFO by Richmond in the prelim.
>>78273437
>>78273512
If Franklin played for the iggles he wouldn't kick as many goals as Kennedy.
>That miss
Kek, Cats will be finished
does this mean buddy is depressed?
>>78273526
If Franklin played for the Eagles he would have died of a drug overdose by now.
>>78273512
I actually watched the footy show for once and had to sit through this fucking braindead-tier opinion from that old 'woe is me, I'm so downtrodden' faggot fuck. Some of the dumbest shit I have heard
WE /PICKLE/ NAO
the hawkroach salt shaker will never run dry
>junk-time Tom
>>78273541
Are we sure he didn't die this morning?
>>78273549
What even is this?
>dzhilong
>>78273549
>hawks fans can't count
hmmm
Franklin doesn't a fuck about what just happened lol
>>78273590
he's off in the dreamtime
Whichever Scott brother that is, he looks like a fucking chimp
>>78273600
dreamin' about the heartstopper lines he's going to be snorting in a few hours time
Should I go revs lads? Want to tell buddy how much of a faggot cunt he is tbqh
I'm done with AFL and done with the finals for this year. I will see you faggots next year. I won't be back for the grand final because I don't give a fuck
dumb
>>78273630
yeah do it, you can get in a fight with him and make the news
How poothetic
>Swans
>39 points TOTAL
>In a semis
Kek
KEK
>>78273637
HAHAHAHA
BUTT HURT NIGGA
>>78273639
yeah sick, gonna get changed
>>78273655
this was you last week catman
>5x money on the swans
Hmmmmm... really makes me think
>>78273686
Protip: Every time Ladbrokes offer special odds on the favourites, do NOT bet on them. They're scripted to lose.
>>78270745
Fuck really wish I did now. Up the fucking pussies!!!
STRAIGHT
E
T
S
>this Dangerfield skit shit
sad
How seething will 5AA be if Dangerfield knocks over Adelaide next week?
>>78272899
What are Stringer's 'personal issues' exactly? I can't remember hearing about any of it
>>78273856
That Johanson guy (running defender, black guy with bleached blond moptop for hair) banged his missus.
>>78273856
He's the next Ben Cousins.
>>78273881
that you /nrl/?
>>78273856
got cucked by JJ
>>78273784
I don't know what I want more. 5AA meltdown or Dangerfield in tears after the Crows curbstomp him and go on to win the cup.
>BT on Open Mike on Tuesday
>>78273416
>>78273418
>>78273426
>>78273443
Cheers for the (You)s cunts
>flick over to channel 7
>see scores
Oh I see the form team and objectively superior side got smashed by over 50 points against a club they have constantly belted over the last few years. I guess it just goes to show the highly unpredictable nature of the sport and in no way has anything to do with administrative intervention (despite the fact we see this almost every week now and rarely happened in the past).
>>78274046
Who are you tipping for the rest of the finals?
>>78274082
I've been objectively declaring Adelaide the winner all year, but Richmond are a lock to at least make the grand final. Just imagine how much money they will rake in from it, and delusional fans will pour money in to sign up for thr next year regardless of the result. Who wins tomorrow night? Objectively GWS even without Cameron and Patton shpuld cover, but I'm expecting West Coast to win just because Gil might think it is in their best interests to set up some lulzy 8th place finals charge to keep the WA market interested. As much as everyone says they want clubs like GWS to succeed, it really doesn't make a difference whether they do or notat this point in time. I would explain further about the profitability of different market segments but it don't have time and would go over a lot of forum poster's heads.
>>78274191
Thanks for the post. I have a feeling that GWS will make the GF though: Gil wants to grow the game ASAP and prove that expansion was a good idea.
>>78274215
GWS isn't even his baby. I'm tipping a Tasmanian team will be his legacy, and they will be the first expansion club to deliver a flag within their first few years.
>>78274269
Iggles won a flag within 5 years.
>>78274303
Oh I wasn't aware a 'few' meant five. Please excusemy understanding of your English.
West Coast to win tomorrow and then smash Richmond the next week.
Buy some stocks in chicken shit, it's going to soar after next week.
both of you
>>78274466
>MUH FILTAH
tell me more about your "life"
this is an official Reality Check post, eill confirm with trip on
>>78275013
Confirmed.
Can't wait for all of these idiotic, grease-ridden tips to be wrong lmao
Back to /nrl/ you gyros-munching faggot
>>78274046
Please fuck off and stay fucked off. These last few weeks without you has been the best /afl/ has been in years. "Literally" no one wants your paedophilic depressed lying wog arse here. You honestly should consider suicide.
>swans dead and burried
this is gonna be E A S Y