/heem/

ANDU SHTEW

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Natty recognizes natty my man

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>Completely fuck up my post
Daniel "Cornbread" Cormier is once again the Champion. A champions champion. The true people's champ. Like the great King of MMA Daniel "About That Cake" Cormier is often maligned for his losses to gutless cheaters and steroid abusers. Once again he has proven his mettle and risen above petty criticism from obese neckbeards living vicariously through steroid cheats.

The truth can never be daunted and Daniel "The Natty LHW GOAT" Cormier is back atop his throne is the UFC's marquee division. He has one (1) loss on his record that should be overturned in an otherwise unblemished career. Daniel "Kingsmen" Cormier only left the HW division because his best friend forever Cain was taking over, and since his injuries Daniel "Detective Comics" Cormier is also arguably the best Heavyweight of all time as well since Steepee has become a retarded wannabe boxer.

All hail our Natty LHW King. He's the Champion we didn't deserve, for his purity rains upon our sport and elevates us all to be fairer men and athletes.

Bless this man.

>>78249538
That's not pride era shogun

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>>78249593
How is custody of Tiger going to work?

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>>78249589

Guys, did Coral Springs die in the hurricane? I haven't seen any Schaubposting memes for a few days now that I think about it.

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>>78249625
>we will never see all the possible match ups for Jon in HW

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>>78249611
Dibs

>>78249538
In case you miss it:

>>>/asp/

>>78249642
Lmao'd/10

>>78249631
who cares? you guys are obsessed with him. it's pathetic

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>>78249631
sadly he drowned while defending schaubs honor on /heem/, not even his 4chan pass could save him

>>78249657
>spammer is jealous he will never command the respect that Springsbro does

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Could Jon go into acting?

Rose's title shot is completely undeserved and she's essentially the female Bisping

>>78249638
>no jon vs stipe
>no jon vs gus 2
>no jon vs cain
>no jon vs rumble

it's a fucking tragedy. what a goof

>>78249669
*GAAAAAAAA-

>>78249570
>*gets heemed by no-name gook*

Striking > Wrestling >>>>>>>>>>>>> Meme Jitsu

>>78249638
>implying the limp dick nigger would face real men natty
lel

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>>78249625
WAIT I WASN'T READY

what to watch this saturday

chad vs canelo or
ultimate high level chess tournament??

>>78249708
>That look of pure disappointment and misery of when they tap out as opposed to the referee stopping the fight
>That look of hatred for themselves, of how THEY'RE going to be the ones to end it

Jew Jitsjew is the magnum opus of MMA.
It's the reason Rousey got so big.
Nobody would have given a shit if she just threw heavy punches.
Look at Cyborg. Nobody gives a fuck.

lads ever since mcgoobz got btfo by mayweather I've been thinking about finding a boxing gym and learning how to fight for real. should I do it?

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>>78249735
P-Please watch me fight David Branch

>>78249738
nobody would've cared about ronda if she looked like cyborg

Remember when Jon challenged Brock Lesnar following him beating Cormier?

Would have been fun to just see two junkies go at it like the animals that they are.

>>78249738
Cyborg is ugly as fuck though and doesn't speak english well. She is hard to market unlike Ronda.

>>78249755
She's hardly a Taylor Swift.
She garnered fans purely through her fighting style.
To an unhealthy degree often.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKqX7wCjQec

>>78249625
Why couldn't Jones do this without cheating?

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>only 1 ufc ppv to look forward to for the next 2 months
Wew

>>78249631
I'm still alive brother, I've laid off the Schaub images as of late but yeah I was off /heem/ the entire weekend.
>>78249669
Funny.

>>78249775
she might not be the hottest but there's a reason that pvz gets pushed more than JJ

>>78249802
Why?

>>78249775
>that video
embarrassing

>>78249789
He would have no strength or endurance.

>>78249799
>muh ppv
Brunson-Machida will be card of the year, don't even @ me

>>78249803
but Karolina is good AND beautiful
Why not push her?
Do they have to be from an English speaking country?

>>78249820
I was at my dads place during the hurricane and we briefly lost power so I took the weekend off.

>>78249789
having a competitive advantage can surge your confidence beyond belief. The whole fight could have played different if Jones wasn't juicing.

It's a hindsight kind of issue so it's hard to discuss but the fact is clear: steroids give a compelling advantage and it's cheating to use them

>>78249789
because killing Cormier would've been optimal

>>78249831
I mean the pics posting

>>78249844
Oh, mostly because I don't wanna get banned anymore. Being banned during a fight night is agonizing.

>>78249828
english is a big factor as well. I'd say karolina isn't good enough or has a style that can be marketed well

>>78249834
Turinabol increases strength and endurance without adding mass. Natty Jones would get rekt.

let me tell you something about spergy he'll make your OPs shine

>>78249854
how was the hurricane for you? i left the state but should have stayed. had basically no damage and power was only out for a few hours.

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>>78249854
>fake shuab fan gets scared by the mods
Disgusting.

>>78249866
Who are you talking to

>>78249625
DC's chin is for sure obliterated. He took like 10 power shots from Juicy Jones. Wouldn't be surprised if he now has CTE and Oezdemir heems him.

>>78249876
he knows who he is ;)

>>78249873
Robin Garbage is friends with these guys?

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>Bet 365 refuses to refund my steak

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>>78249538
Wrong picture there but luckily I got you

How many bings until tuf lads

>>78249872
Went pretty well, minimal damage to the property or cars. Entire city is covered in trees and pretty much every street light is out still. I lost power on Sunday for about 12 hours.
>>78249873
Believe me, I'm not a fake fan.

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>>78249902
Is this you?

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>>78249883
Those power shots straight to the dome I unironically think gave him multiple concussions, that's not even counting the head kick that he fucking LEANED INTO
I could see Gus koing him now that his chin is done, he got wobbled bad last fight

>>78249910
No, it is not me.

>>78249910
100% my man

>>78249928
Why not?

>>78249951
Because it's not me.

/autism/

>>78249955
But why?

Kek, Eddie reacting to this crying chick with total befuddlement is gold

>canelo vs GGG and Rockhold vs Branch are on on Saturday
>I will be stuck at my cousins fucking wedding having zero fun and being forced to hang out with distant family members who are essentially strangers all night
>will miss both events

Fuck this gay earth. Marriage is bullshit

>>78249708
You need to be competent in all three. Look at Conor, he's known as a striker but he's still a BJJ brown belt. When he wasn't as experienced in grappler as he is, he got easily choked out.

I mean come on, it's 2017. It's mixed martial arts, you need to be a complete fighter.

>>78250015
It's called a smartphone bruh

>>78250015
do you not have a phone?

>let's move our body a lil bit
kek Eddie bout to merge with her

>>78249913
His chin was deleted by a fucking cheater, it's not fair bros.

>>78250036
>>78249987
what are you watching?

>>78250015
>not faking having food poisoning

>>78250015
>distant family members who are essentially strangers
Alright, alright.

>>78250050
tuf

>>78250027
How am I gonna get a pirate stream on my phone?

>>78250050
TUF

>>78250043
This. Jones should get the belgian treatment and get one of his hands cut off.

>>78250050
TUF

>>78250015
Are you fucking gay? Weddings are great to get drunk and meet and fuck whores/distant cousins.

You rather be here with a bunch of virgns watching men hug each other? Kys yourself right now

all of jons fights should be ruled as no contests. someone who willfully pokes ALL his opponents in the eyes and does that cheap little kick to the knees is a blatant cheater with no morals or self respect

Is that blonde girl american or does she already have cte?

>>78250065
literally >>>/plebbit/
mmastreams has plenty of mobile compatible streams

>>78250115
Hadn't considered that. I guess it's been so long since I used something other than acestraem i had forgotten about browser based options

>>78249789
>Enhanced strength, has no fear of Daniel's clinch and take downs
>Enhanced endurance can put out hard work round after round without fear of fatigue
>Enhanced explosiveness, strikes deal more damage and are quicker and more accurate
>Enhanced recovery can spar harder and longer, even on days with heavy strength and conditioning training thus improving technique faster than an unjuiced fighter.
>Enhanced confidence, has the guts to let loose with wild low percentage strikes(these strikes are also more likely to land because of his enhanced explosiveness

>>78250111
They should just cut to the chase and ban the low line kick now, eventually a champ is going to lose their title by career-ending knee destruction TKO and they'll end up making it illegal anyway. Romero fucked up Whittaker's ACL in his last fight and Colleen Schneider just got her knee annihilated on the last Bellator card because of those kicks

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The hero we deserve.

>>78250160
>wild low percentage strikes
This is why he ceded a round to the second best current mma fighter to work the body, right?

>>78250163
yeah, it's so cheap and easy to do as well but most fighters don't do it because they're not trying to fuck up somebody's career

>inb4 muh heel hooks
those take skill and are high risk, shitty kicks to the knee are easy as piss and stop guys coming forward which leads to boring fights

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>>78250177
who will play him in the inevitable biopic, oh wait I know

>>78250198
you usually have to be taller than your opponent to pull it off consistently tho right?

>>78250229
>>78250177
The man who ruined sports

>>78250198
>>78250163
Lads it's completely gone out of my head
What did Rogan constantly call Jon's side kicks to the leg? There was a word he'd always use

>>78250233
no, unless you're both trying to do it to each other constantly

>Ostrovich is better at bowling than fighting
Kek

Actually I just realized there are 2 (TWO) women in this tournament with 50/50 records. Jesus, they should have waited a few more years and let 115 and 135 get more popular/successful

>>78250246
Oblique kicks

>>78250255
yeah but OStovich is thicc and I want her to brap on my tip

>>78250255
gotta start somewhere

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>>78250245
PEDs ruin sports.

>>78250245
Agreed t b h

>>78250246
Elliptical kick

>>78250270
PEDs is to sports as alcohol is to social events.

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>>78250233
I think it's more you need good leg reach

why did luke have to lose lads? I live 30 mins away from sc

>>78250258
There it is, thanks a lot lad
Don't know how it completely escaped me, maybe he's not said it in ages

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>>78250246
A lattimore kick

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>montana Stewart lost to thiccenzie

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https://twitter.com/dc_mma/status/908086145170513920
How many bongs lads?
I'm actually interested in hearing what he has to say

>>78250089
>meet and fuck distant cousins

UMA DELICIA

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>Alves is out of the Perry fight for undisclosed reasons

Fuck. I wanna see my boy end another career

>>78250326
>for undisclosed reasons
got stuck in florida or some shit coz of irma

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>>78250089
>Weddings are great to get drunk and meet and fuck whores/distant cousins

>>78250326
> undisclosed reasons
FEAR

>>78250301
nigger got teeped in the face

>>78250326
Perry is fighting Alex Reyes now

I feel like this seasons choice of coaches was a bad one. Eddie and Justin are dynamite in the cage but on camera they are both kinda stoic and not really all that entertaining. They don't even have beef like Joanna and clawja. All this is really doing is making us wait longer to see the fight.

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>>78250306
>nice oblique kick there
>and another
>and a spinning elbow wow
>jon is so creativ- ANOTHER oblique kick

fucking rogan

> Perry needs short notice replacement
> Iaquinata suddenly silent

What a punk.

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>>78250301
>takes the exact shot as vitor did but didn't even get dropped
The natty king is truly the goat

>>78250372
Link? Also, who?

>>78250396
He will be making his UFC debut by beating Perry

http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Alex-Reyes-24199

>>78250382
>All this is really doing is making us wait longer to see the fight.
That's how I felt, but considering how Gaethje fights, and the way it went with MJ, he needs some time to rest man. TUF will give him that.

But yeah, how much better would it have been if Lee was coaching against Alvarez.
And Gaethje/Ferguson was for the interim belt

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>>78250392
This

>>78250413
his brother is the one who murdered chistiainson right outta the ufc

>>78249802
Thank god. I thought we lost you. I don't think I could live without you. I-I think I love you bro.

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Can anyone at LHW beat this man?

>>78250417
Why didn't they just do ferguson/lee TUF?. would've been full meme

>>78250433
Hey man thank you, love you too bro, I love /heem/.

>>78250294
unnecessary and dangerous?

>>78250392
It's not the same shot. Vitor got hit with a shuffle kick

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>>78250417
Meh, at the end of the day it's still
>wmma

>>78250326
>>78250347
>>78250372
>>78250391
>>78250396
Alvez got stranded in Florida by the hurricane. Reyes, the replacement is the king of the cage lightweight champion and is moving up to 170 to debute against perry

https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/9/13/16304446/with-thiago-alves-out-mike-perry-meets-newcomer-alex-reyes-at-ufc-pittsburgh
Source

>>78250417
Lee gaethje would have been a good season. Mj pissed gaethje off with his trash talk, lee calling Justin white trash for an entire season of tuf followed by gaethje deleting his self confidence would have been great tv imo

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>>78250392
Is it Bisping's cardio or thick neck that gives him his chin?

>>78250436
How does gus beat OZ?

>>78250443
has the potential to be dangerous but makes everything more entertaining if done responsibly

>>78250437
Ferguson was getting a fight booked, TUF would have delayed the matchup for too long
>>78250450
Forget TUF, imagine Ferguson/Gaethje ffs. That's reason enough. Lee/Alvarez would work better for TUF just because they like to dramatise everything on there and Lee would do it. It'd also help build Lee up a bit

>>78250460
Silva wasnt on the roids then

>>78250460
Bisping is good at adapting. That H-bomb took at 100 did the opposite of deleting his chin

>>78250437
Gooby and Khabib have logjammed the top of LW for too long already. That would delay the IC fight, only adding to the problem

Why is Stewart in the blue corner if she is ranked higher?

>>78250468
>How does gus beat OZ?
Better boxing.
Oz has good power, but with Misha he hit him on the killswitch as Misha charged in, and Jimi was charging in for a takedown and stuck to it only to get lit up in the clinch.
Gus needs to avoid stupid shit like that which I think he's experienced enough to do, and he has better standup and good wrestling

>>78250321
A few hours ago lol

Holy fuck, that was a Peruvian Necktie. That's the first one I've ever actually seen in mma

Montaner Stewart is a beast for sure my guy, I want see her vagine I hope its in decent shape after having a baby maybe she had a c section who knows porbably not to she was 16 aprently

>>78250498
Oez has weird power though. It's hard for me to evaluate him when h barely tapped manuwa/cirkunov and put them away

>>78250513
He hit Misha on the right spot, Manuwa he didn't tap, he lit him up with some solid punches to the temple and chin which rocked Manuwa, and then he put his lights out. They were from short range though, yeah, but I kind of think his power is a bit overstated, at least until we see more.
Maybe I'm wrong

>>78250513
cirkunov threw the fight ffs did you even watch it? the punch that "KO'd" him was a tap to the neck

Tuf talk finally learned not to spoil the show by telling us who would be on

>>78250511
casual

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>Anon, I looked through your phone. What is this /heem/ place?

What are your /heem/ filters? This shit is getting unbearable the last few days

>>78250580
What? When have you ever seen one? Do you realize that the necktie and the d'arce are different things?

>>78250585
"It's an mma chat board, Hun"

>>78250561
kek

>>78250539
>tinfoilers
>in my /heem/
You seem lost bud >>>/x/ is that way

>>78250600
CB dolloway scrub

>>78250585
It's where I discuss MMA with my simulated friends

>>78250585
"Who da fook are you and why do you have my phone? Get out of my fucking house before I call the cops."

>>78250585
Its where I go to post guys shitting into other guys assholes

Anyone have the chad D.C and beta Jones meme?

>>78250436
boop
reyes
meisha
daddy mode gus
lhw weidman

>>78250608
there's a 20 minute video on youtube showing every angle and why the KO was impossible

if you don't believe it you don't understand physics or anatomy

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>>78250621
Gotcha covered my man.

>>78250610
Huh, I didn't know about that. You got me there.

>>78250629
thanks senpai

>>78250625
was this on buzz aldrins instagram?

>>78250634
No worries. It was almost 9 years ago.
After all I'm probably the most educated Fite fan here. Most heemers are brainlet casuals who started watching in the 190s.

>>78250638
Anytime my man.

>>78250625
>no seriously bro I saw it on youtube so it has to be true
Oh for sure my guy

The sexual tension between Montana and BisGOD is palpable

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>>78250617

>>78250653
i started watching in 2006 or maybe earlier. you?

>>78250653
I've been a fan for about 3 1/2 years but I've watched a ton of old stuff on fight pass. Gonna have to find that fight later

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>>78250658
here is the actual fight. unless you're blind you can see he barely touches him on the neck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nb4Tf1Esx4

>>78250585
>who the FUCK is Aspen?

s-sorry babe

>>78250671
>>78250675
I've been watching MMA for a decade or more.
The first event I remember watching beginning to end and being super invested in the fights was Pride 33.

What the h*ck is a "razor case"? What store keep the shaving razors behind a glass case?

>>78250708
my first event watching live was UFC 63 at a buffalo wild wings. i think i had seen some shit before then but it's hard to remember exactly

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>>78250711
culturally challenged stores

>>78250724
I used to watch regionals like Cage Rage before I got into the UFC. I didn't watch a lot of the Liddell era because I thought he was a fag.

>DC fans
>happy their guy "won" the belt because of (((USADA)))

lmao, your dude is a bum who's been embarrassed over and over

>>78250731
i remember watching at a house party when rampage heemed him. everyone went nuts. it was awesome

i remember watching ken shamrock in WWF in the late 90s and they would talk about how he was a badass cause he also did martial arts but at the time i didn't really know what they meant by that

>>78250747
>who's been embarrassed over and over
>only two losses are from a reachbaby on roids

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG_p_jIKO_0

Based Platinum, he's gonna be huge if he keeps on winning in the manner he does

Guys I just wiped my ass after taking a shit and there was bright red blood on the toilet paper. Did my intestines get heem'd without me knowing? Also, being serious for a second do I need to go see a doctor? I fainted a few days ago but I don't think that was related to this.

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>>78250747
>Dominates both HW and LHW
>Literally 1 loss to Jones is the only blemish but he might not be fighting for 4 years

>>78250585
>who said you could look at my phone bitch?
>*yanks head back and forth by hair*
>*punches her repeatedly in the broad striations of the back to cause pain that won't be visible at work*

>>78250711
What the fuck are you talking about, faggot? Do you live in Detroit or something? What if some minority grabs a razor and robs the store with it? That's like asking why stores keep guns in cases.

>>78250585
>What is this /heem/ pla- *GADOOOOSH*
Don't touch my property ever again, you fucking roastie.

There are some clips from perry on periscope here. Funny stuff. Reveals he has a thing for black girls. Or maybe he just wants to punch them

https://youtu.be/zESS_965mhA

>>78250791
Probably hemorrhoids or stop taking dick there.

>>78250751
Yea that was legit. That was one of the first ufc fights I watched because I had bet everyone Rampage was going to win again.

Good times.

Dan Severn was always better than Ken he just didn't have the personality for rasslin.

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>>78250790
Based wigger heem king

Perry is the kind of guy that can pick up 10 losses and not lose any fans

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>>78250827
"Oh my god! The mad man is going to kill us all, he is brandishing a deadly weapon!"

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*teleports behind you*
>Heh, nice belt you have there. Hope you dont mind if I take it.

>>78250865
bin that immediately

>>78250865
razors as the most commonly stolen item. they cost a lot, are found in the toiletries sections of the supermarket, and don't have any tags. prime target.

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>>78250877
Come and get it

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How would Salieri do in the UFC?

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dc already fully embraced the belt

https://twitter.com/dc_mma/status/908086145170513920

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>>78250941
sup /tv/ check these digits

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>>78250955

>>78250941
Would get heemed by Mozart

>>78250948
>ratings so low on UFC Tonight he has to bait us into watching

>>78250980
where can i watch old episodes of UFC Tonight. I can't watch it live and I don't have DVR

>>78250693
does anyone have the webm of megan doing that weird thing with her leg during training?

>>78250990
UFC on Fox on Youtube if you're really lazy

Try googling for it online. I'm sure there are streams

>>78251001
I already watch the youtube channel but it's only clips, not full episodes. They don't even have it on fight pass WTF. I'll try google again but haven't found it before. It's so comfy

>>78249789
watch his fight with osp to see usada jones

>>78251018
Never seen an episode, only clips. Do they switch up hosts?

>>78251038
They switch between episodes typically when one of the fighters is in camp, but kenny and karyn bryant are usually there

>>78251033
He dominated that fight

here it is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NyRZDtrxzw

>>78251064
Does anyone feel a bit embarrassed about Jon Kissing DC on the head and wanting to be friends and now DC hates him again?

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>on my way to work
>see this

Weird seeing heem and real life intersect

>>78251056
he looked like shit

>>78251069
Jones is as fake as plastic tits and you're a fag for buying into his fake "go get some fans jon" bullshit.

How about that for a hot take.

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>>78250918
*record scratch*

*freeze frame*

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>HW division without roids

>>78251081
Thats a good way to kill your sales

>>78251087
THought he looked fine

>>78251081
Based jj

Is she at all popular over there? Like how Goobs is a star in potatofamineland?

>>78251104
doubt it, it's like hey we can make joanna look hot, imagine how hard we can buff your 6/10 face to

>>78251081
I train at the same gym as pearl Gonzalez and back when she was going to fight calvillo and heem was posting about her tits 24/7 was so fucking weird to me.

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>>78251081

>>78251121
The thing is they didn't make her look hot

>>78251126
Did you guys fuggg

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>Jon "put steroids in my bones" Jones

>>78250321
>https://twitter.com/dc_mma/status/908086145170513920
already done, i can only find 4mins of it on youtube

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GSP is coming back from a 4 year lay-over

So did Cruz

The GOAT will be fine

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Would you watch a biopic about Daniel Cormier with Jon Jones as the antagonist?

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>>78251166
>Cruz got embarassed by Cody
>GSP is gonna get heemed by the natty GOAT

>>78251169
I feel like I already have

>>78249586
>t. cringiest post of the day
>inb4 a sperg is upset

Michael Bisping is the worst fighter of all time and I hope he suffers a potentially life-threatening injury I fucking hate him so much

>>78251188
agreed

>>78251178
Bisping is a bum and a nice warm up fight

>>78251169
I'll watch the Jon Jones ESPN 30 for 30 after Jones dies in an alley from a heroine overdose

Does this honestly prove that usada isn't that great? The only reason Jon seemed to pop is because he's extremely incompetent when it comes to stacks

>>78251202
For sure GSP won't tap to Bisping's high volume strikes like he did against a guy significantly lighter and smaller than him

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>>78251217
He's incompetent with everything outside the octagon and that's why he got caught. Other fighters are good at not getting caught, for instance they go and hide in Iceland.

>>78251220
lmao you

>>78251219
Bisping is a bum and that's why GSP is fighting him instead of Woodley.

>>78251220
>gets sunburn on a cloudy day

dem bong genes

>>78251224
Conor's body size fluctuates so much its weird

>>78251206
it would be the greatest 30 for 30 ever

>>78251231
Will you apologize to me once Bisping beats HGHSP?

>>78251234
no it doesn't, he's one of the guy's who changes the least he's always in shape

>>78251245
will you apologize once Bisping defends his interim belt against someone under retirement age?

>>78251234
I have a feeling he's not the healthiest guy due to it. Shit must be hell on his kidneys.

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>>78251220
Lmao imagine being shorter than your own son

>>78251234
Yup cause he's on gear

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>>78251166

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>>78251263
Sherdog lists him at 6'2" and Luke at 6'3"
Someone is lying about their height!

>>78251206
>>78251244
>le epic jones 30 for 30 comment
upboated! xD

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>>78251270
>Tfw The GOAT is going into a mini-retirement without being heem'd or submitted

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>>78251249
Looks less muscular here

>>78251273
bisping is 5'11" he wears high heels to pretend to be 6'2" common tactic

>>78251278
Jon Jones will not fight in the UFC for 4 years and there is nothing you can do about it xD

>>78251273
yeah both of them

>>78251266
cleanest athlete in the sport

>>>/fit/42851346

Why do you post this thread on /fit/ daily? I'm really getting sick of this Bisping bullshit. I can't even browse /fit/ without you spamming this shit in my face.

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>>78251263
Callum is a natty god my man 100%. Also peaches are a beast my guy 600% plus 300% from keto dieting. That's like 1000% and that's a whole lotta fuckin percent believe you me buddeh.

>>78251260
Yes, but only if you agree to apologize about the GSP thing

>>78251284
Totally natty bro!

>>78251285
I can confirm this, have stood next to Bisping before in the MGM Grand and he was shorter than me.

>Am 6'

>>78251263
i fuckin hope my son is taller than me or at the very least the same height, if he's shorter i've failed as a father, manlets aren't men

>>78251291
Lmao, thats actually not me. I've asked him about /heem/ previously and he had no idea about it. Told him to check it out since he seems like a fight fan, not sure if he actually has or not

>>78251284
looks the same

>>78251273
When you convert cm to inches your height gets messed up. Common European tactics

>>78251296
>Yes
I doubt you will.

>>78251291
>/fit/ poster is the spammer
Now the autism makes sense

>>78251286
Oh for sure my guy he just popped a bunch of literal steroids the week before a fight for shiggles, nothing strange about this

Succboi probably gave him a laced granola bar at weigh ins or some shit, put nothing past that fraud

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>>78251273

Luke is a big guy.

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>>78251286
>he thinks im a jones fan because his lame, overused, reddit-tier comment got called out

>>78251317
1460 days HAHAHAHAHAHA

NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!

>>78251291
its a good message dipshit, you should be

atleast its not some faggot spanish cunt spamming pero caca for months on end

>>78251315
If you don't want to make a gentleman's agreement then I suggest you quit your bitching

>>78251263
If you are shorter than your dad you are a step back in the evolution of man kind

>>78251323
>reddit-tier
Sounds like you browse reddit brah

>>78251321
cain is a tortured soul

>>78251290
>Some idiots actually think McGregor is a clean athlete

>>78251332
You're no gentleman, you're a shit troll.

>>78251343
cleanest in the sport. cry more.

>>78251344
Cry some more buddeh.

>>78251357
>Bisping is the GOAT
rofl sad, spam more you fucking weirdo

>>78251224
>>78251284
What is Conor's BF%? 13?

>>78251339
of course he does

otherwise he would not mention it for no reason

enjoy

my

spacing

faggots

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>>78251368
I appreciate you admitting Bisping is the GOAT, but I don't think you understand what spam is. As /heem/'s archive detective I suggest you look at the amount of Bisping pictures and compare it to the amount of non-Bisping pictures. I think you'd be surprised

Bisping bless

>78251391
disgusting

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>>78251348
Oh for sure

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Only one man can save the UFC

>>78249799
217 is Nov 4 gayboi

>people here unironically think that anyone in the UFC isn't juicing
How old are you?

>>78251391
>[autism increases]

>>78251291
hahaahaha that's hilarious

>>78251405
You know that picture on the left is more recent, right?

>>78251418
Yes

>>78251405
im not defending conor every pro athlete is using some sort of ped

but how they fuck can you have that big of a difference in 2 months, coming off roids DOES NOT do that to you

t. cycled multiple times

>>78251291
he only posts it in between sets ;)

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>>78251405
>What is a pump
Found the nerd that's never touched a weight in his life.

>>78251138
No, she's married

Does anyone know where leafs can bet MMA online?

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>6'3", 180lbs at 15 years old
>successful high school wrestler, international level BJJ competitor
>qt asian gf
reminder that you will never have a son as alpha as bisping's son. make fun of him all you want, you cannot deny that the Natty King is a top tier father and has master race genes. none of you worms will ever lead a life as successful or fulfilling as him.

>>78251418
C Y C L E
Y
C
L
E

>>78251428
He's on HGH

>>78251441
Larping as his son and him online won't fix your life.

>78251441

>begging for (You)s again

>>78251434
He's cycling off dummy

>>78251441
his youngest son will be the alpha that cunt is a beta, shit look at when bisking won the belt, shoved him aside

>>78251273
Luke is actually 6'3.5''

>>78251460
I recall he hugged his son and ignored Ellie

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>>78251457
So pathetic tbqh

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Someone tell Overheem that he can get all the meat he wants from Rogan

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>He actually believes professional athletes don't use banned substances

For sure Lance Armstrong is clean my guy, he passes all sorts of tests.

>>78251452
a man's family is a reflection of himself. all you beta nerds sitting in your mom's basement shitposting while bisping raises a brood of alpha Chads and Stacies.

Who was a bigger waste of telent. Khabib or jon jones. No heart or no brains?

>>78251470
nah he's son came in first opened his arms for a hug, michael saw him ignored and went to his wife