/heem/ - Cheescake edition

RBL

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>>78252293
>14 posts early

i'd heem all of you

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>it's fite week

>>78252311
Unlikely my friend I'm ninth Dan in Tae Kwon do

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WE OUT HERE

it's gonna be rough for me at work tomorrow. all of my dumb, fat co-workers are gonna be saying this same shit
>"steroids don't give you a high fight IQ! jones still has to know when to hit cormier with that headkick!"
jones got to throw that headkick WAY more times in practice than he should've been able to. jones got to spar WAY more in practice than he should've been able to. jones got to learn how and when to throw that headkick WAY more efficiently than he should've been able to
this steroids don't increase your fight iq meme needs to die

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>>78252293

>>78252321
>Tae Kwon do
never seen that anime but ill beat the shit out of you

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LHW is in such a sad state with DC as it's ""champion"". Hopefully Volkan will right the wrong.

>>78252351
>that kick to a downed opponent's head
AES deserves that broken arm tbqhwyf

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>>78252354
b-but DC is th-the r-real champ r-r-ight??

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>>78252360
Seems like it happens a lot, bit of a gray area since it's legal to step

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>>78252382

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<------------Stockton tap

>>78252321
Lol I'm 2nd Dan and I fight like shit haha.

>>78252354
>with DC as it's ""champion""
nigga dc is by far the best lhw the gap between him and the rest is fucking gigantic, not his fault jbj fucked up

>>78252418
Visit your local recruiting outpost of course but I don't think you're qualified.

>>78252398
It's legal to use your opponent's head for leverage, you're just not allowed to strike it. It's why that win got overturned; the ref gave illegal instructions.

>>78252448
Maybe you do have what it takes

>>78252431
Yeah that's what I'm saying. Seems like a lot of those little kicks on the mat don't get called since it's hard to tell them apart from the legal pushes.

Was going to post a webm of Gray Maynard sperging out when Teruto kicked him but I don't think I have it

>>78252466
Not at all kid. Stay in school.

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>>78252475
Looks like Kirk Hammet from Metallica.

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>>78252484
wew

Remember when Holly Holm was welcomed home to Albuquerque as a hero for knocking out Ronda Rousey?

>>78252527
Lol yeah. Gunshots all over the southside.

New wrinkle in the Jon Jones saga, apparently the CSAC isn't testing any UFC fighters. That's why Jones failed a USADA test even though the sample was collected after the weigh-in like a normal commission test - they've unofficially outsourced everything.

Theoretically Jones could argue that the CSAC has no right to suspend him since he never failed a test administered by any state athletic commission. He'd still have to serve is USADA suspension while under contract, so he's probably still fucked, but it does create a weird loophole that could potentially be exploited

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>>78252527
Remember when she lost 3 fights immediately afterwards?
Remember when she knocked out bethe after doing nothing for 3 rounds and will probably get a title shot from it?
I 'member

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>>78252570

>>78252527
Yup, the same city that said she had no chance

>>78252570
>and will probably get a title shot from it?

On the plus side we'll get to watch Holm get the absolute piss beaten out of her if that happens.

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BRAAAAAAAAAAAP

the awkward moment when you've spent the last year talking to five anonymous guys about which female wmma fighter you'd like to be suffocated by

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>>78252609

>>78252609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B9z4erMXF8

kind of relevant

DC = default champion

This was already 6 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-EvZC238R8

Is there an anonymous kind enough to explain what /heem/ means?

>>78252624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhvIISDoarU

DC is a fuckin bum

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>>78252617

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>>78252633
It's short for hematoma

>>78252633
When the Japanese announcers say overeems name it sounds like they're saying ovr-heem

>>78252633
So apparently heem was named after some world star video of a guy getting knocked out titled heem sleepy. Heem is apparently slang for a type of liquor

>>78252633
Heem
Everyone
Even
Myself

>>78252633
there was a vid on world star hip hop of a dude getting soccer kicked on the street by a bunch of ppl in a row. after a few minutes, the camera zooms in on his inert body and "heem sleepy" pops up on the screen.

>>78252617
I literally just masturbated to this.

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>>78252617
>Style: Muai Tai

>>78252633
"heem sleepy"
from old video, I think it was the one in the convenience store parking lot with the BMW SUV window getting smashed?

>>78252633
what Mayweather did to McGregor.
Did you notice how Conor was 29 when the fight started, and 69 when it ended.?

>>78252617
This is fake by the way right? The fighting is too bad to choreographed.

>>78252658
that's some made up bullshit

heem is an onomatopoeia. it's the sound someone makes when they get knocked out.

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hunto at it again

>>78252617
>"maybe we should get a doctor"

no doctor
she's out cold for a long time
brain damage incoming

just

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>>78252617
>>78252617

>>78252593
fuck no jon's going coach mode, holly gunna fuck nunes, cyborg whoever the fuck she falls on

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Feel bad for DC man, the guy could literally beat anyone currently in the UFC, handily, but he'll still get called a bum and le paper champ because of all this

not his fault jones is a literal piece of shit

We doing picks for ufc this weekend?

>>78252718
Picksbro got banned for child pornography, sadly.

>>78252674
Why is this dude so obsessed with PEDs? Like no offense my guy but maybe you should take a hint from these people, you're the only one among the HW old guard that hasn't worn an MMA belt yet

>>78252718
stfu jackass

>>78252721
I'm 100% sure he ban evades so how is that a problem?

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>>78252722
Are you suggesting that Werdum was on the sauce?

>>78252722
how bout u go an fuck off my page then u peice of shit u think I need a stupid fuckwitt like u telling me about looking good who the fuck are u take your worthless advice and get the fuck out of here

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>>78252738
Are you suggesting he was not ?

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Mar Cunt can such a chud 2bh

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>>78252772

He can suck one, also

>>78252772
Econoreem bless

>>78252738
He's popped before, right? Or am I thinking of another Brazilian? Hunto is always calling one of them a cheater, I can't keep track of this dude's rants

>>78252666
lol
no newfag, you don't know shit.100 other guys will tell you what I said is right, it could be a different fight tho

>>78252799
Like half of the people that Hunto's fought have popped, but the only brazilian I remember off the top of my head that has is JDS.

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>>78252804
canada is so fucking dense lmao. i'm obviously fucking with you, retard.

>>78252617
one of those chicks looks like shelly martinez?
is it actually her?

So I guess Gall is probably going to fight Randy Brown

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*chews loudly*

>>78252869
brown is a bum

gall is ahead of the game, joining the ufc with 1 pro fight just to gatekeep

>>78252870
Is Reem the ultimate /heem/'s boy?

>>78252869
i used to rate Brown, but he looked pretty shabby in his last outing. poor ground game

how come i never see mma guys doing swimming for cardio? is there anyone who does?

>>78253031
nick diaz did

>>78253031
Jon Jones does, Diaz too

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>>78253031

I've also wondered about this, thought it was supposed to be one of the best ways to train cardio

>>78253036
I heard slamming punani is great for cardio.

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>>78253031
Wow
Rare flag

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imagine if you could see a fight like 2000 years ago, the guys probably looked so shit, i'd heem everyone from the past

>>78253050
but they had literally 100s of years to build mma meta. they could be so next level man

>>78253041
we run heem

beg me

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>>78253071
No paddy, no I won't.

How has everyone's first weeks of school going?

>tfw haven't let anybody get close
>Mcgregor strut around campus
>out angled all of my professors
>casually wear my blue belt and gi around campus

People are intimidated af, nobody will even talk to me.

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>>78253130

Every here is too old for school mate.

>>78253134
no

>>78253134
this

>>78253134
Brendan Schaub.

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>>78253130
>implying I'm not a neet

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>>78253135
Joke's on you, he's just very long

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>>78253140
His brothers long too
Long gone

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>>78253137

who is Branson Spleeb?

>>78253145
not cool dude

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>>78253145
Don't make me start posting "it" again

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>>78253145
Josh Thompson looks like a mini Bryan Stann

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>>78253151
>nick diaz outstrikes anderson silva
FUCK, IM DRUUUUUNNNNNNKKKKK, the literal goat

Sometimes late at night I play this song and replace the word dream with heem, and I think of you guys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbU3zdAgiX8

>>78253148
Ah well memed my good man, but his name is NOT Branson Spleeb.

That is Brendan Schaub, the greatest fighter of all time. He dominated the heavyweight division before branching out to conquer the entertainment world as well. He used to be known as "The Hybrid" because he totally encompasses what it means to be a mixed martial artist. Early in his career he relied on his raw athleticism, but he refined his technique as he progressed as a fighter. Some highlights are when he picked up a clean knockout of the legend Mirko Cro Cop and actually landed the first D'Arce choke in heavyweight history on Matt Mitrione. I could go on for days about Schaubs record as a fighter, but I think it really speaks for itself.

I'm sure you've heard of his podcast before, The Fighter and the Kid (http://www.tfatk.com/). TFATK really showcases Brendan's whit and charisma and there is also this little goober named Bryan Callen (the kid). Bryan acts as the foil to Schaub. The show features witty banter and fantastic interviews. Big Brown really creates a relaxed environment and puts his guests at ease. The interviews are like conversations between childhood friends catching up. If you need to find the latest episode, you can always check the top of the iTunes chart ;)

If you want to know anymore feel free to ask. We all love him around here!

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>>78253162
nick is unironically one of the GOATs, if it wasn't for his personal feud with Dana, he'd be huge

>>78253166
Brendan Schaub's success literally makes me happy. We talk all the time about fighters and their post-fight lives. Here's one of them who is making something of it. If you don't like or agree with his opinions, that's no problem. I don't agree with Brendan on a lot. It doesn't matter. It's thrilling to see someone pursue their dreams and have life reward their talent and effort. Couldn't have happened to a better guy.

>>78253168
him being a strikeforce hypejob is just a meme, guy would beat the fuck out of gsp in pride rules

>>78253168
he's never beat anybody and he did nothing against Anderson

>>78253193
other way around IDIOT

Fighters who will never win in the octagon again
Arlovski
Diaz bros
Jon Jones
D.C.

>>78253197
nick taunted like a fag. He looked a bitch from the set of white and nerdy doing the ali shuffle. he's now ducking the rematch.

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>>78253206
>he's now ducking the rematch.
source?

>>78253217
Anderson's called him out like 5 times for a rematch and where's he at?

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guys schaub had the guys he sperged out on back on his schaubcast guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IsXkltv_cs

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>>78253206
>from the set of white and nerdy

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>>78253221
Had a 5 year ban for weed, 'member?

>>78253223
>schaub still hasn't given the guy his money

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>>78253166

Can you tell me about this little escapade?

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>>78253171
He was a mediocre fighter that got a pimp job from Joe rogan because rogan was afraid he would literally get beaten to death, he almost certainly has cte from his many knockouts and the fact he played football plus he's a shit comedian
Fuck Brendall sploob

>>78253166
>I could go on for days about Schaubs record as a fighter, but I think it really speaks for itself.

I agree.

https://youtu.be/bwnlcayDz9E

>>78253258
>be comfortable with sexuality
>shoot a skit for your massively successful comedy show

>>78253261
Are you still upset that brendan banged your mom?

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>>78253278
100% my man my mom's peach is a beast

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for sure my guy we are all BIG fans of blooper scoob here in heem

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Look at the technique The Hybrid uses in this clip, literally beats the shit out of Travis Browne's hands using his head.

Never seen done before, and that really shows his innovation in mma my guy

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Beeple Squegg seen here neutralising big nog's jiu jitsu game by forcing him to knock him out instead

smart, my guy

>>78253291
>tigr4
>he has more than 4 pics of someone else's baby on his computer

>>78253156
Of the Top 10 most iconic MMA photographs of all time, this is a solid #4

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>>78253311
What an insane assertion
Never (you) me again

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>>78253323

Make sure you've got this one, ausposter who saves my pics and webms and keeps the filenames

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>>78253322
Where would you rank this one?

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>>78253323

>>78253338
>walk off KO
>had to be dragged away
pick one, you fucking goobers

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>>78253322
>>78253338

Where would this fit in terms of great MMA photographs?

>>78252423
Gus dropped him. With jon cracking his chin the way he did when gus vs dc 2 happen gus will tko him no problem.

>>78253323
>>78253338
>>78253341
>tigger sploob
#2 p4p best heem meme of 2017.

remember to report, hide and ignore illegal content

It's actually sad. Schaub will be waking up in a couple hour and go onto pursue his dreams and accomplish goals. He is breaking new ground in the entertainment industry and successfully providing for his family. Yet somehow there are still dorks on heem.com who talk shit about him. Try learning from Schaub and doing something for YOURSELF today. Stop being so distressed by another mans success, be inspired by it.

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The state of bantamweight "fighters"
Mind you cruz is one of the bigger bantamweights

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>>78253377

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>>78253383
>what is this thing next to me
>my feet hurt
>I wish I was in the octagon do I could beat up more alpha fails
>where is my dog

>>78253384
Your whole day needn't be spent in shambles my good man. Let him into your heart. It hurts at first but then it feels so good.

>>78253383
Are you implying Cruz wouldn't heem him?

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>>78253389

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>>78253390

No shambles here friend, I'm being paid right now.

Don't worry my guy, it only takes a couple of seconds to post a skweb picture, it's no skin off my back

>>78253402
It's hard to see the mist when you've spent so long inside it. Trust me my man, your in shambles. Lost batallion 100%

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>>78253337
Will do

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>>78253417

I follow King Bing of Bong, not Spleb the toilet jester.

>>78253377
>and go onto pursue his dreams and accomplish goals.

Oh for sure when Schaub was a child dreaming of being an athletic superstar he really wanted to be a guy talking into a microphone on the internet while his wife fucks the landlord instead of paying rent.

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>>78253427
What's a King to a Schaub?

Answer: manlet

>>78253428
Your posts are too petty to take seriously anymore my guy. You need to be unironically delusional at this point to still deny Schaub's success.

>>78253449
If riding a friend's coattails is success, by jove Schaub is the most successful man on the planet.

Just be grateful that his wife's caboose is available for hire: you can become eskimo brothers with your idol, if you've got the cash.

Do you guys feel lack we're seeing a lack of good match making lately? I've slowly been noticing that since what's his fuck the goatee manlet quit that there seems to be less contenders in general.
But I've been thinking that it's simply due to the matchmaking not pushing mid card talent. I mean look at WBW there's been 1 mid 10 fight (McMann vs Hue) in almost months it feels like.

LHW has a whole 1 guy up and coming and most of the other divisions feel stalled out. I mean shit even Cody doesn't really have another fight outside of Cruz again.

>>78253455
ITs does even make sense bro. You think Schaub sells out shows around the world and people are buying tickets because there Rogan fans, not Schaub fans? You think his podcasts get millions of downloads a month and people only listen because of Rogan? Why are so many of joes other friends still bums and struggling to launch their comedy careers?

>>78253479
>Why are so many of joes other friends still bums and struggling to launch their comedy careers?

Name five.

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>>78252311
Oh you think so my guy?

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>>78253449
the state of pissping

>>78253494
stop posting this faggot

>>78253488
See my man, this is why you come off as so petty. Watch any of his podcasts with wgaf comedian#3 and compare it to the numbers a Schaubcast pulls in.

>>78253494
Reminded me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MO_N4dRzgI

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>>78253506
>you can't name 5
>shloob can't count up to five anymore because of advanced cte
Pottery

>>78253506
If you can't name a single one of these so called struggling comedians, why should I believe that Schaub is more successful?

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you're all really stupid

>>78253524
>>78253529
People here have this weird presumption that others should educate them. Information is available to you. When you have informed yourself, then you are ready to enter a discussion. You don't try to enter a discussion and demand your interlocutor educates you.

>>78252617
It's that fat fuck in the blue shirt on commentary isn't it.

>>78253544
People here have this weird presumption that if you are making a claim then you should have some base level of knowledge in order to expand on that claim. For instance, if you are claiming that Schaub being knocked out by Big Nog is unremarkable due to his extensive history of knocking people out, then you shouldn't be surprised to be called on your nonsense when people tell you that Big Nog has only ever knocked three people out.

When you're ready to enter a Big Boy discussion group for Big Boys such as yourself, you're welcome to come back to /heem/.

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>>78253544
People are so privileged my man,it's totally not that you can't form a coherent argument to save your pathetic shuab filled life
Peaches are a BEAST 100%

>>78253556
Now you're making nonsensical tangents. Breathing deeply can help calm some people down.

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>>78253502
don't call me faggot or else

>>78253574
>Now you're making nonsensical tangents.

What is nonsensical about expecting you to have an understanding of the things which you are claiming to be knowledgeable about?

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>>78253578
>paying a hooker to knee you in the nuts
>she probably didn't even have sex with him afterwards

>>78253569
You don't need to argue when you can state undeniable facts and trigger the h8rs.

Schaub sells out shows worldwide.
Schaub was a professional athlete in 2 sports.
Schaub is a profesional mma and boxing analyst.
Schaub has two top ranked podcasts.
Schaub has fathered a healthy son.

Look what just popped up in my feed
https://youtu.be/PBmmwTTCMh8

>>78253583
Nobody is here to spoon feed you my guy. Bing.com will do you wonders.

>>78253322
I lost it when he did it live, but nobody seemed to make a deal about it back then? what was heems live reaction?

>>78253639
Nobody is here to believe that you know what you're talking about my guy.

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>>78253639
Howd I do?

>>78253650
I don't need people to believe what I say. Schaub's success speaks for itself. You're the one trying to argue with reality.

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>UFC did a marketing study and there was a result that surprised a lot of people, and spoke to the changes in the fan base and rapid turnaround. There was a shockingly high percentage of the current PPV buying audience that had never heard of St-Pierre. As it turned out, a large percentage of the PPV audience around today came into the sport with Ronda Rousey and Conor McGregor, and have no historical knowledge of it prior to that point in time

>>78253670
>Schaub's success speaks for itself.

>Why are so many of joes other friends still bums and struggling to launch their comedy careers?

Really made me think.

>>78253659
That's rough my man. It does explain your irrationality though. I hope there is a breakthrough soon.

Lads. I had a dream of Miesha Tate last night. What does this all mean?

Also have any of her nudes leaked yet?

yo this is actually in the wrestling observer this week and made me laugh out loud

>Brendan Schaub was engaged this past week to Joanna Zanella, who is a host of the UFC shows on Fox Deportes. Schaub was married previously, and in between, had a relationship with Ronda Rousey. Then they broke up and Travis Browne knocked Schaub out in a fight and the rest was history

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>>78253676
>fans not hearing of the boring wrestlefucker that was only famous cos muh leaf
What a tragedy, I hope he gets the shit booed out of him before he gets ko'd by the king

>>78253693
It means she'll sit on your face in the near future

>>78253676
im one of them desu, although im not ppv audience lol
around 189 mustve been the highpoint of ufc, and thats when i started watching regularly. it's just gone down since

>>78253693
You probably just saw the webm of dat ass before going to bed anon, don't worry

189ers are smart, funny, and worth listening to. Deal with it.

^ would heem with ease ^
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>>78253705
They say death is a thing to fear but her sitting on my face till I pass out and die seems like a bretty gud way to go out.

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Big 215 writeup, TONS of UFC/Bellator/MMA news, Ronda in WWE. Pass it around lads.

https://pastebin.com/fBtquFgw

>>78252378
>Lost to a monkey on jet fuel
Unironically yes

>>78253775
Pass it around to >>>/asp/ bird brains

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AND STILL

https://youtu.be/ZCqMHh6PJFI

>>78253855
why the fuck do i bother paying for fightpass

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Reminder to not doubt the Luke.

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>>78253864

>>78253876
He's coming back for that belt. Believe you me.

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>>78253883

>>78253886
Super uncool

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>>78253886
One-armed-guillotine LMAO

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>>78253892

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What is this technique called?

>>78253903
The one-handed-guillotine

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>Johnson vs Borg
do they have to make a new poster now?

What are the odds that bispings daughter has masturbated to rockhold atleast once

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>>78253911
Nah have DJ headline the prelims, it's what he deserves

>Morning Report: Mark Hunt: If I die fighting, that’s fine. I just hope that if it happens it’s in an honest competition

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>>78253912

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>>78253920
It's not if Mark
It's when

>humans are part of nature
>human behavior is natural
>humans take steroids
>taking steroids is natural
>Jon Jones is natty
Apologize.

>>78253925
https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/9/14/16305892/morning-report-mark-hunt-if-i-die-fighting-thats-fine-i-just-hope-its-in-an-honest-competition

He goes off in this interview

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>>78253928
>human behavior is natural
Bit of a broad statement there.

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>>78253940
:(

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>>78253449

A TUF winner and UFC champion, both things squeb got knocked out cold trying to achieve

>log into early morning heem for a change
>it's the literal same spergs posting the same pictures over and over

Something is terribly wrong with you manchildren

>>78254038

Playing with coral springs never gets old guy

>>78252570
I remember your dumb self actually betting on Bethe

>>78253977
Different weight classes, not comparable. Someplace they can be compared is their success in podcasts. No divisions there and you can't deny that Brendan is k-k-killing the game there.
>>78254056
I'm not from Coral Springs.

>>78254088
>Someplace they can be compared is their success in podcasts.

I'd say that Bisping has an actual job that he has to pay attention to, but Schaub doesn't do any preparation whatsoever for his podcasts.

>>78253899
>do you spit or swallor girl

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>>78254072
>implying I would bet on wmma
>implying I even watch wmma

>>78254125
Bisping is pop music. Schaub is free jazz.

>>78254151
Bisping is popular and Schaub isn't?

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>>78254151
>>78254159

lmao terrible analogy

>>78254159
Bisping is for plebs. Schaub is for patricians. schaub is a game changer. Bisping is a footnote.

>>78254167
Bisping is rich and Schaub will die in poverty, unloved and unknown?

>>78254176
i disagree 100%

>>78254138
Nope it was you

>describes wmma fight in detail
>I don't even watch it bro
>accompanied by cringe reaction image

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Is Bisping getting smaller?

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>>78252633
> heem
Hot
Eternal
Entertainment
Memegoober

Notice how popular game of thrones is now that Schaub has given it his seal of approval?

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>sneaker ekspert posting

It's like I'm back in 2016, get in with the times buddehs

>>78254253
Small point of confusion. There is no such thing as "schaubposting". Schaub isn't a meme. Conversation about him arises organically and individually from his fans. Bispingposting is just forced and will go the way of Ngannouposting, Tyronposting, Steakposting, Platinumposting, etc... As long as Brendan has fans he will be discussed here, so don't expect it to stop anytime soon. He is popular and handsome. Deal with it.

>>78254287
>He is popular and handsome.

>>>/hm/

>>78254304
You missed two e's.
Schaub=Heem
Can't deny that

>>78254287
You must be suffering from severe CTE if you think brisket spaghetti is handsome

>>78254324
>brisket spaghetti
The only one having brain problems is you!

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Schaub trains

>>78254313
>You missed two e's.

I'm directing you to a different board, lad. You think Schaub is handsome? You should go over to Handsome Men and have a look at what's on offer for people with tastes like yourself.

>>78254349
add Tony's face over Scoob's

>>78254352
Schaub is a handsome fighting legend and analyst. Sorry, not sorry.

>>78254461
Why be sorry for who you are? I just think that you might enjoy your time more on (>>>/hm/) than you would on /heem/.

>>78254525
I don't think so my guy. Schaub is more than just eye candy.

>>78254580
Correct, he's a TV personality. Entirely unrelated to /heem/. Never fighting again.

>>78254596
He has the top rated combat sports podcast in the game my man.

>>78254606
Right, he belongs on /tv/.

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>>78254614
Err I don't think so sweetie.

>>78254618
Then don't complain when all that anyone wants to talk about with regard to Schaub is his biggest moments in MMA, which are universally his face getting caved in.

>>78254628
H8rs gonna h8. Obviously people want to talk about Schaub as more than just a fighter though, or else we wouldn't be having this conversation. Sorry it upsets you. Maybe go somewhere else if you don't want to talk about Schaub. I'd say his biggest moment in mma was when he heemd Cro Cop.

>>78254652
>Obviously people want to talk about Schaub as more than just a fighter though, or else we wouldn't be having this conversation.

I know, there's two of you.

>>78254674
>millions of downloads a month
>sells out shows on the reg
>only 2 fans
Shambles my man

>>Brendan Schaub was engaged this past week to Joanna Zanella, who is a host of the UFC shows on Fox Deportes. Schaub was married previously, and in between, had a relationship with Ronda Rousey. Then they broke up and Travis Browne knocked Schaub out in a fight and the rest was history

Imagine getting heemed to bad that your gf leaves you and marries the guy that heemed you

>>78254691
Schaub banged prime Ronda, dumped her, and browne got his sloppy seconds. Check the record bud.

>>78254686
Oh I'm sure there's plenty of people too retarded to find 4chan, but of the ones that aren't there's about two of them that are fans of Schaub. It sounds like Reddit might be more your style, have you tried checking out r/thefighterandthekid? It's full of devoted Schautists like yourself.

>>78254696
Do you really think that Schaub would want you to talk about women like that? He's a feminist, after all.

>>78252475
Fucking REMBRANDT from the 70's cult classic movie THE WARRIORS. LMMFAO

https://pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-majalah-dewasa-s-nipple-jkn3sqg/answers/new.html

>>78254709
Schaub is beloved by Heem. You're the outsider here my man.

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>MFW GSP lays on Bisping for 5 rounds

>>78254731
>Schaub is beloved by Heem.
I think you might not have been paying attention.

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>>78254740
>mfw bisping scrapes his left knuckle along gsp's chin, knocking him out

>>78254740
Thats mfw ive just left the house but 5mins later feel like ive got a dam of diarrhea ready to blow so i rush home sit down and its just a hott fart.

>>78254742
You saying something doesn't make it true.

>>78254771
You saying something doesn't make it true.

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>>78254758
can never be too careful my guy

>>78254783
I know, Schaub's success speaks for itself. Truly a modern day renaissance man.

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>>78254742

my man we all love scoob 100% skleb is a beast to us here on him for sure

>>78254790
>Schaub's success speaks for itself.

You saying something doesn't make it true.

>>78254731
Oh for sure. 100% my guy

>>78254742
Take two baths and lose my number, my man.

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>>78254804
A picture is worth a thousand words.

>>78254796
>>78254828
Thanks my guys

>>78254829
Did Schaub mention that this was free entry?

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Sneakers and podcasts my guys all day long

Selling out 7 seat cafés like it's NOTHIN

>>78254837
Why you gotta make up lies like that? I can smell the cheeto stain from here, senpai.

>>78254863
>Why you gotta make up lies like that?
You saying something doesn't make it true. I have never lied.

>>78254829
so his fans are all numales and ugly girls?

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>the state of this thread

>>78253383
>steroid mongloid vs natty manlet
WOW
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING

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This thread is fantastic

http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/62299712/#62301717

Rock>Branch

It's just science

>>78254994
Branch will Heem Rockhold

>>78253475
Yes, but at the same time there are some rather good fights too

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What does Luke Rockhold dream of?

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>>78255192

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>>78255250

I'm a bong mate, I'm not calendarnegro

>>78255261
Are bongs upset that Bisbing abandoned his country and is an American now?

So now DC is the comfirmed LHW GOAT should he move to HW now?

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>>78255281

Quality bread.

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>tfw you will never be as cool as Joe Rogan

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I seriously don't get how people aren't taking this Jon Jones shit seriously. This is the worst thing to happen to MMA in over a decade.
Literally the best fighter in the world with nobody even close is a juicy steroid slut. And now he's fucking banned.
How the fuck can you claim that anyone is the best p4p fighter in the world when this fuck who got himself banned never even lost to any of the legends he fought? And probably this fuck will never lose since he'll never fight again.

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>>78255354

Forgeh aboutche Jon Jone.

Jon Jone nao existe more

The true shampion is DENIEL CORMIE

>>78255354
Because wins with steds are tainted wins, they tell you nothing. And that's how people are looking at it.

Also Jones messes up quite a bit, people aren't all too surprised. It is a tragedy, but it's also Jones and at this point, people have gotten used to him being out

>>78255354
Chill. He's a fuck up. He was, is, and probably will always be a fuck up.

Chael says GGG is overrated, and Alvarez will win

So you guys know how it's going down.

so who will jon jones fight at heavyweight in rizin after he gets a 4 year ban from sanctioned fights in the US?

>>78255497
I want to see him against baruto kaito

>>78255497
a 240lb yellow eyed vitor

>>78255497
Crocop decides to come back for one last time and becomes the goat

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>>78255529
>cro cop literally shattering bones into two with a nasty left roundhouse to the body

canelo vs ggg

vs

ultimate chess stategies tournament

hmmmm

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>Jonesfags are STILL salty

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>>78255624
>they wont admit to it

>>78255615
You've posted this before and I can't tell if you mean a literal chess tournament or it's a meme name for Fight Night