Heem

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Joanna Champion

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>>78235644

I'm gonna wait till the real thread before starting a discussion.

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R8 this card out of 10

>>78235909
I notice that Pearl "Pornstar" Gonzalez is on that card too.

Real Thread

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>>78235908

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>0 posts early

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>>78235916
>thread wars
This is the thread
reem bless

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>>78235928
I don't blame him for having a deleted chin after shit like this.

>>78235909
>american with god and beer in his name

pottery

>>78235928
I just made it so people could actually find the thread instead of having this new
>lol jokes i put the subject field in the name field lol ahhahaha

I'd rather have more people in the thread instead of the same autists circle jerking

>>78235935
>American

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>>78235937
Reminds me of this

yfw spainsperg deletes his own posts to pretend that hes banned

This autist has some serious depth to his multiple personalities. Im actually intrigued

>>78235936
The subject isn't in the name field tho...

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>>78235930
Photoshopped
<--this is what really happened

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>>78235948

Das it mane.

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>>78235961
kek

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>>78235956
true i'll delete my thread

>>78235909
I'm rooting for shadow girl.

Jon Jones is clean, the white devil tainted his samples because they jealous of black excellence

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>>78235970

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>>78235985
>dem pit stains
Do 7 foot tall people sweat more?
I assume so

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>>78235985
Really fixated on the urine thing, huh bud?

>>78235970
lol I completely forgot that happened!

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>>78235992
Holy shit that heem is fucking beautiful, don't think I've seen that before

>>78235992
>Ruthless

Is it normal to have 6 /heem/ threads on this board at once? What the fuck?

>>78236007
We haven't even begun

>>78236013
lmfao
k

>>78236007
Es normal

>>78236018
Makes it a bitch to follow along 2bh

Lando is about to get cut

>>78236025
cutie

>>78236021
>manlets

>>78236029
he is one meme kick away from the lw title

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>>78236001

It's nice to see someone actually recognising their opponent is out and not taking the unprotected extra shot like a coward

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>>78236025
>she will never cream on ur peen while ur browsing /heem/

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<-- Champ

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>>78236036

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remember when badr hari had his superfight then pussied out after 1 round cause he bruised his elbow

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>>78236034
I agree
Only cowards use cheap shots on unconscious opponents

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<-- Chimp

>>78236045

Yeah she's overrated as fuck for being an American blonde with a nice body but her face is too small.

Just compare her to this little slice of wigger thug hotness:
>>78236038

Bisping is half blind yet still cleaned out the division and beat the former GOAT

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<-- Feet

>>78236038
she's ugly

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>>78236034
Hendo did it too, he only destroyed people that talked shit

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<---chomp

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<-- chink

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>>78236059
Someone cut the first 6 seconds of this webm and it might be usable

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<---- GOAT

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<-- Cutie

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>>78236059
all steroids

>>78236066
Josh Koscheck is not the GOAT

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>>78236064
>doesn't want a rare glimpse at the late great ryan gracie (rip)
seeing the gracies watch their family members get their ass beat in pride from the corner was half the fun

>>78236066
what am I looking at?

>>78236066
wow blake griffin in MMA???

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Reminder Rockhold is Ronda Rousey 2 he's a talentless cheat that memed his way up the rankings

>>78236070

Fugg.

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>>78236070
>watch this webm
>get that familiar empty feeling inside
Trigger warning next time please

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>>78236070

Are the Gracies the most overrated fighters in combat sports?

>>78236095
no

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>>78236095
Any UFC legend from the mid-2000s

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>roses face after Joanna is done with her
Won't be pretty lads

>>78236095
No, the Diaz bros

no heems being posted
keep up the good work

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>>78236105
You mean the diaz sisters lol
(shout out 2 the other thread)

>>78236095
Look man, Rickson Gracie may have wildly overstated his record, but he still did beat a very large number of people in absolutely ridiculous conditions

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>>78236105
>t.189er
no one but casuals r8 nate and nick was top tier striker in his day, only casuals lump them in together btw.

>>78236105
They're just popular because "dude weed lmao" and "le steroids xDDD xP" nobody actually thinks theyre elite fighters

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not long now guys!

>>78236113
Rickson ducked Bas

>>78236124
is it some rope so you can hang yourself?

>>78236124

>tfw ordered something from Mexico on ebay and they sent me the wrong tracking number so it says it was delivered three months before I bought it

>>78236126
But does that make him "the most overrated fighter in combat sports"?

>>78236133
i mean bas is top 5 overrated so maybe

>>78236117
cte world
good fight desu

>>78236136
solid logic

>>78236124
did you get me something?

>>78236124
show us your fresh tap out shirt when it arrives

>>78236130
>>78236150
i'll show you guys later

>>78236131
there's quite a few scams being used right now with tracking numbers https://petapixel.com/2017/08/11/fell-victim-1500-used-camera-lens-scam-amazon/

or was it a mistake?

>>78236166
how do you know ill see your post later idiot

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Hi mommy

>>78236209
mrs mcgregor is a gilf

>>78236211
fap

David Branch is going to wreck Luke Cockhold's whole shit

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good mother, raised a successful child

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Hips don't lie

does dj seem a bit like a cunt?

>>78236239
If they had let them fight to the death the instant the referee stopped that boxing match shit, Conor would STILL kill Floyd.

KNOW THAT!

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>>78236237
Do you think Mrs mcgregor understands all the dangers surrounding cte?

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>>78236249
I think Floyd's wives do.

>>78236249
dunno
does your mother understand why her son is a hate filled pathetic autist?

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<------------Stockton tap

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>>78236241
Hey do you have the one of him heeming Manuwa?
Why yes I do my man coming right up

>>78236258
kek

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>>78236262
Why yes, yes she does

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>>78236246
We're going to kill you Turks and get Istanbul back

KNOW THAT!

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SHE IS PERFECT

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>>78236293
Is that tito in the left?

>>78236293
You'll do fookin nottin!

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>>78236307
How long before this picture do you think she sucked his dick?

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>>78236269
The only thing this proves that Oezdemir is 100% hype.

He just did a Brendan Schaub and almost got caught.

Rule number one when you wobble a guy: don't just run at him like a fucking mongoloid.

Wanna see how a pro does it? Look at Jon Jones when he head kicks DC... he doesn't rush him with his hands down.

Jesus Chris how do these people make it into the UFC.

So hype for Platinum lads

>>78236314
kek

>>78236334
think he might get memed on desu

>>78236342

He will KO memeves and get the next shitle tot

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>>78236356
He lost 1 fight ago to Alan Jouban calm down lad

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Doubting /our guy/

pretty spicy card desu
luke, platinum, usman, lombard

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what the...

memes aside Joanna should be top 5 p4p

>>78236387
you're the reason people like kevin lee are fighting for interim. perry is a terrible fighter and you're posting that shit because "le funny man xD"

>>78236406
YOU FOrgot to post thE BOTTOM of the rankings. NUNES went down a point afTER winning SHEVCHENKO. thats how BAD she is lmao

>>78236412
>perry is a terrible fighter

That's not true

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>>78236374
Jon Jones fans are faggots who try to live vicariously through celebrities.
>W-What a party animal. He doesn't even have to train!!

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>>78236412

Thiago has a layover in the UK before he hits Pittsburgh I see

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>>78236412
haha angry lil whiteboi

>>78236330
T. bet on manuwa

UFC CHAMPION LIKEABILITY POWER RANKINGS
1. Cormier
2. Miocec
3. Johnson

POWER GAP

4. Bisping
5. McGregor
6. Holloway

POWER GAP

90. Woodley
91. Jedrzejczyk

POWER GAP

9000. Garbrandt
9001. Nunes

https://www.immaf.org/marc-goddard-standing-tkos-corner-stoppages/

Heem btfo again!

>>78236432
Chiesa is such a little runt

>>78236412
>perry is a terrible fighter

100% knock out ratio

>>78236435

What's wrong with JJ? I never get any bad vibes from her outside of fighting, seems like a sweet person.

has that argie potential to be a champion? we need a new sport since we aren't going to the next football world cup

>>78236435
>3. Johnson

he's a little cunt

>>78236466
A convincing 30-27 is much more impressive an a quick knockout. Anybody can Heem someone in 30 seconds, only a real talent can consistently beat their opponent for 15-25 minutes straight. It's why Bisping is the goat.

>>78236476
Say that to his face and not online and see what happens kid

>>78236474
should probably stick with rugby

>>78236487
we suck at rugby

>>78236462
yeah I was so happy to see him UNEQUIVOCALLY BTFO. Based Yamasaki saved him from serious brain damage. Then Kevin Lee banged Cuckiesa's mum after the fight while he cried on twitter.

>>78236486
i've already called him a cunt on his twitch stream

>>78236497
Why's he a cunt?

>>78236493
i know

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>>78236486
Anyone over 6 foot would beat that manlet into a living death
>"b-but he's r... really fast!!!"
Not when I heem him with a quick kick to the face

>>78236504
have you ever listened to him being interviewed i dunno he just comes across as a cunt

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>>78236423
>tfw thought that was woodley this whole time

>>78236513
Yeah I have. Maybe you're just a bigot.

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>>78236462
He got dealt with
Next man to get dealt with is ferguson
And after that? Tiger shuab.

>>78236517
Das racis

>>78236520
how is my opinion of dj make me a bigot?

>>78236511
I sincerely doubt anyone on heem could beat up a professional fighter of any size or gender, let alone a champion.

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mornin boys


gooby
<----

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>>78236527
He's 5'2 and loses to people a couple inches taller than him
I agree other manlets can't beat him up but average sized people can

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>>78236435
>cormier
>champion

Pick one

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>>78236567
>Cormier
>The GOAT LHW
Pick both.

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>tfw to intelligent to lose

>>78235990
I'm 6'7'' and I sweat like a pig. It's not probably due to the height though.

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>>78236589
>cormier
>LHW
Pick one

>>78236527
did you ever watch pride lad?

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>>78236435
This is actually very accurate.

id move goober down a tier though

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>>78236613
Probably more due to the 400 pounds hey lad

>>78236635
240 my man, wud heem you to oblivion.

>>78236209
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>>78236310
what is this from? link if possible pls

>>78235936
>he's still assblasted about the format of a fucking heem thread on 4chan

You need Communism, Boris. You clearly can't handle all this freedom the Yanks gave you.

>>78236639
m8 stop wasting your height and learn how to kickbox

>>78235990
>left hand on the guy's right arm

>>78236660
I'd like to learn kicking. I never had any formal training, and if I just try to kick the heavy bag in the gym it's terrible.

>>78236652
respond to a post from 2 hours ago

>calls me ass blasted

and you'd probably enjoy communism over what you currently have in chile feudalism

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>>78236078
Myron Woodsping.

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>>78236639
I'm 2 inches shorter and 15 pounds lighter kid, I would uppercut the shit out of you and finish you off with ground & pound

>>78236705
We tried that with your help, remember? It didn't take.

>>78236721
I can cut 50 lbs in 8 weeks, done it many times. I would Jon Jones the shit out of you.

>>78236747
as a good communist would say that wasn't real communism mate

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>>78236754
I can gain weight at a terrifying rate, I would bob sapp the shit out of you
Alternatively
*throws head into your elbows to get you dq'd*

FACE THE PRIDE:

https://rave.dj/TU49U7cqJzz_Aw

Pride was MMA's prime

>>78236813
pride was pretty sick had an awesome atmosphere with those huge crowds and production value

>>78236813
>t. 196er who watches compilation videos on youtube

>>78236761
No True Sovietsman.

>>78236641
a video that apparently proves that floyd gave away the first few rounds to make the fight last longer so that he could win this under 9.5 round bet

it's bullshit. both corners were telling their fighter they were doing great and winning.

>>78236824
That's me! How can I become a patrician of this sport?!

>>78236890
accept fedor is the true goat

>>78236901
But he lost to Matt Mitrione, the guy who was heemed by Brendan Schaub!

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>>78236914
And cro cop beat them both
Cro cop is the real natty goat

>>78236914
yes but thats after he retired

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I drank 12 beers tonight bois. I hate myself.

>>78236956
Has anyone ever got drunk and though "wow that was totally worth the money and I had fun and didn't do anything stupid!"

>>78236882
Floyd skipped back to his corner a couple of times and didn't even drink water.

He wasn't intentionally gifting Conor the rounds, he simply didn't care who won them.

>>78236969
Do you get all your quotes off your mother's facebook?

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Can you imagine how btfo Rockhold would be if he lost to Branch, a guy who was literally cut from the UFC

Would he permaheem himself? Would we ever see him again?

This is a risky fight

>>78236976
>didn't even drink water
you can always count on an ego maniac to try to look as good as possible in front of the cameras

this is the same guy who cut 3 extra pounds to look like he didn't care

>>78237011
mismatched fights are always high risk high reward

you get to lengthen your highlight reel at the cost of ruining your record

>>78236977
She won't accept my friend request desu

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>>78236605

ande shteew!

>>78237050
Holy shit Rumble is back?

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>>78237050
>>78237059

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So does DC get the belt handed back or is it now vacant?

>>78237196

Hopefully they just vacate it and make his next fight a title fight. For his own good. Getting heemed then being given the title back would look shit for him.

>>78237213

Yeah that's what I thought.

He should fight Gus for it.

>>78236423
We've peaked

Anyone have a webm of Stephens kicking the hell out of Melendez' leg?

>>78237196

Vacate. Have No Time and Gus fight. Winners fights DC for belt.

Two hype fights

>>78237135
fuck off rimmer

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>>78237255
i do indeed like to rim

>>78237297
forgot to say, haven't rimmed in a while since my wife has left me.

>>7823727
It was fucking brutal. Melendez is a warrior, I would have tapped to legkicks halfway through first round.

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If you beat the GOAT but struggle against lower ranked fighters, are you the GOAT?

>>78237418
MMA Math: not even once

you need to realize that height, style, power, speed and other attributes make you better against one person but not so dominant against another

The only people who are undefeated are outliers who can somehow adapt to any style

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Feel like pure shit just want her back x

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>swn violently suck you off

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>jons face when the c sample comes back negative

>>78237468
>>78237475
Boi Miesha is top notch material, 100% my dude. She's once in a lifetime kinda of thing.

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>>78237468

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>>78237500
>jons face when it takes the z sample to exonerate him

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>>78237475
>swn suffocate you with her rectum

>>78237486
that's a bit like posting a pic of steve ballmer and saying when will bald people learn

she's a successful fighter suck it brother

>>78235915
She's not slutty at all irl. I train at the same gym she does

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>>78237619

>has literal fake tits for male attention

guy

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>>78237500
The only way that happens is if Dana pays off USADA big time. And I can actually see that happening.

>>78237597

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>>78235865
yoel romero is a(n)...

>>78237626
Maybe she was but she's married now

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>>78235877
she is cutie

>>78237655
>showing thigh

DROPPED

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>>78237655

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>>78237708
its terribly(

>>78237736
why don't russian smileys have eyes?

>>78237662
Joanna is pretty sexless desu. I imagine her as some kind of dickless eunuch bred to fight

>>78237759
you already asked me about it a couple of days ago. I do not know. eyes are not needed)

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>>78237761
She's a fucking slut, dropped

>>78237787
Can't be a slut if no one is attracted to you

Can't describe how hyped I am for Platinum

Can't describe how hyped Croatia is for Platinum

>>78237800
That's because you're a retarded, reddit-tier casual meme faggot.

>>78235909
7/10

>>78237786
I didn't my guy. I just googled it and apparently it's because the : symbol is far on the keyboard.

>>78237832
Disagree

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Bisping is a cheater and roider, Rockhold is the rightful champ.

>>78235935
He's English

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>>78237837
lol. indeed, I'm just too lazy to put a colon. its true

>>78237840
>you guise, I need you to know I'm excited about a shitty meme fighter

k

>>78237867
Is Lando Vannata a meme fiter?

>>78237867
Platinum is built not bought

>>78237787
I can't tell if you shopped her teeth or not.

>Jon Jones' 'B' sample confirms failed drug test from UFC 214
JUST

>>78237927
JUSTICE

>>78237927
Thank god, the dicc succening faggots will hopefully stop. He is not a GOAT, never was, and never will be. DC is the greatest of all time.

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You think I'm just gonna let you kill me Jon?

>>78237964
>DC is the greatest
Greatest pillowfisted 206.2 champ of the world?

>>78237964
DC was an olympic wrestler. He's done more roids than Jones could eat in three lifetimes.

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>>78237977
Greatest natty lhw of all time

>>78236589
Cormier has only fought 5 people at LHW including a guy who hopped off the surgeon's table just to save a card.

>>78237977
Nice meme you got there senpai. DC should sue the fuck out of your boy for assault.

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islam_makhachev
#moscow
https://www.instagram.com/p/BY-9EoMgVj8/
Taken at: https://www.instagram.com/explore/locations/17326249/moscow-russia/

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I found those Pearls if the anon who still wanted them is here

>>78237787
who dressed her up like a slut?

>>78238017
Unironically looks like a dude.

>>78237991
>LHW minus Jones
Not much to be proud of tbqh. Yeah, Rumble is a nice line to have in your resume, but overall LHW is shit.

>>78238017
Is she in an abandoned house?

>>78238050
>but overall LHW is shit.
then Jones doesn't have much to be proud of either, didn't even fight Rumble

>>78238087
Pretty much. People just assumed he'll be the GOAT because none of the guys in LHW looked like they're gonna beat him any time soon.

>>78238050
I hoped JBJ would go HW and get destroyed by real men. But he would probably just get easy pickings with Lesnar and then back away.

>>78237873
Yes, but at least ability-based memes are superior to plain-retarded,-stolen-from-reddit memes.

>he rates Jon Jones

kek

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>Destroys your sport
Nothing personal senpai

>>78237927
Of course it would he took a tainted supplement

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>>78238129
>Makes the sport 10x better by getting rid of roiders
Nothing personal roiders

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>>78238087
>>78238105
most of jones and gsp's resume is fighting undersized competition.

for me, he is the GOAT.

>>78238142
I wonder when Bisping's wife will reveal the paternity of her sons to the world?

>>78238146
>Loses to the black beast

>>78238142
That isn't Anderson, that's Yoel.

>>78238142
Do you actually pretend to prefer post-USADA UFC to pre-USADA?

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>>78238164

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>>78238174
Yeah i do

>>78238146
Jones is long, but saying that he's big for LHW is crazy, he walks at literally 225 or less. Some lightweights cut more that that.

>>78238175
Nah dude, that's definitely Yoel Romero. Not sure what you're trying to say here.

>>78238146
>undersized competition
Doesn't mean shit. His opponents were all 205 lbs. Are you going to say all of Holloway's wins are invalid because he was taller than everyone he fought in fw?

>>78238160
>taps fedora
>taps cain
>taps overeem

>>78238193
t. brainlet

>>78238204
You might be the brainlet here, family.

>>78238204
t. poor grammar
I guess you're the unintelligent one.

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>>78238174
pre because im not a raging faggot

>>78235958
if they fought again even all roided up Brock would win

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shots fired

>>78236070
she's still with this abusive meathead?

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>>78237650
>>78238017
I'm sure hers will be among the 40% of marriages that go the distance, anon.

>>78238017
her ass hole is genuinely hairier than mine

>>78238272
>being this beta

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>>78238237
Yeah they broke up for a bit but they're back together
>t. female fighter personal life expert

>>78238236
Perry = r/mma
Colby = /heem/

>>78237468
hnngngnhn

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>>78238224
My nigga.

>>78237511
my dick would be so hard

>>78238334
>EVERYTIME YOUR BIG STEROID HEAD ASS SEE MEEEEEEEEEE

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>>78238347
degenerate

>>78238379
got one from another angle?

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>>78236567
https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/9/12/16291440/jon-jones-b-sample-comes-back-positive-for-steroid

Bwahahahahahaha,
>Boying a fucking roided freak who needs juice to beat a manlet with a 12 inch reach disadvantage
C'mon POLEN.

>>78238017
I got some dork curious but I don't think he knew what he was bargaining for when he asked for them.

>The absoulute state of /heem/ now

Actually makes me feel sick

>>78238017
dirty ass bitch, look at that house

>>78238272
twink pussy