/heem/

>>78240269
This is definitely the thread

>>78240318
Anything is better than a bisping thread

Thiago Alves was going to win me money

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>thread wars

Is this gonna be the thread or what?

>>78240403
Yup

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>>78240403
i really hope so

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Favorite female fighter?

>>78240419
>>78240424
Just keep posting like normal

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is Tuesday Night Contender Series coming back ever?

>>78240318
This is the thread.

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"Gus beat Jones"

>>78240469
i honestly don't really think he did but what if the judges gave it to him? i think that if Jon would have lost one of his fights he would have had the confidence to stop fucking up is life on purpose

>>78240469
He didn't lol

How long until the mods delete one of the threads?

>>78240488
I don't understand how anyone thinks Gus won that fight, at best it was 2-2 going into round 5, and Jones clearly won round 5 so where's the logic coming from exactly?

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>>78240511
i dont think the heem police is on so it might be a while

>>78240514
It's probably desperation more than anything. You can view a fight any way you want if you skew your vision hard enough

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<------------Stockton tap

>>78240549
How long ago was that fight again?

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>>78240549

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anybody else still bummed about McMann losing?

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>>78240582

>>78240591
Nope. She's a towelhead loving dyke.

>>78240610
does saying that make you feel like a big man?

>>78240591
Yes cause I lost money

>>78240620
You really wanna see a big man?

*unzips dick*

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Why is there 2 threads again?

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<------------Wobbly

>>78240643
autism

>>78240644
How long ago was that again?

>>78240679
what a goof

>>78240643
OP matters a lot to the spastics

Is heem going to collectively watch the rockhold card? I'm not a boxing fan but this GGG fight is supposed to be so big that I don't really wanna miss it. Is there even gonna be picks for rockhold branch?

>>78240705
why not watch both?

>>78240705
I'm gonna watch it because I dont really care about boxing. I don't know about the rest of heem

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>>78240705
>is the mma general going to watch boxing or mma?

>>78240705
I'll watch both pal

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>>78240440
Right here my guy

>>78240819
that doesnt look healthy

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>>78240842
Very healthy

>>78240842
>being healthy doesn't look healthy

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<------------------*record scratchy*

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Can't wait for the GOAT to come back in 2021

>>78240495
>>78240469

I mean if were taking a look at Jon's career, I'd think a lot of us would say that Gus was his biggest challenge. If we're willing to entertain the notion that Jon has been using PEDs for the majority of his career then I'm willing to put forth Gus truly may be the superior fighter. Of course we'll never know whether or not Jon was using at the time but at the same time you can't give him the benefit of the doubt at this point either. We just don't know.

>>78241291
>I'm willing to put forth Gus truly may be the superior fighter
The same Gus who was running away from DC or another one?

>>78240679
i guarantee he fucked his toes after that backflip

>>78240889
>At such low BF% she probably doesn't get her period
>"healthy"

>>78240761
I know, right? Obviously we're watching box.

Holy shit my guys I just watched Swanson Choi at UFC 206 that was the best fight I've seen a long ass time. Why isn't this Korean more popular?

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>>78241505
That whole speech was in context to the Gus and Jones fight I don't know where you're getting DC from. DC is better than Gus, I know and support that.

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He's going to be the next to be USADA'd

>>78241729
because he lost
and because he hasn't fought since

At least it's not a Bisping op

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>>78242149

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THE REIGNING DEFENDING 55 POUND GUY IN THE WORLD

>>78240474
oy vey

>>78240705
watching the main event for the virgin sacrifice and chicano tears

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one last time?

>>78244855
Might as well make a fourth fight with Ken Shamrock if you're gonna go that route

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You tried buddeh. Gotta admire your dedication of advertising and talking to yourself to out bump the other thread but unfortunately it wasn't enough. I'll be sure to link your thread when the other one hits the bump limit

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>http://www.espn.com/mma/story/_/id/20695900/demetrious-johnson-ray-borg-fight-rescheduled-ufc-216-oct-7

thoughts?

>>78245488
Calendar BTFO

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13924784

http://www.strawpoll.me/13924784

http://www.strawpoll.me/13924784

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13924784

>>78245488
Bispchad - 7
(You) - 0

Who's asshole would you like to put your fingers on and in more: megan olivi or paige van zant?

>>78246670
Overeem vs Ngannou

>>78246674
Does it get awkward referring to yourself in the 3rd person or nutriding other anonymous users?

>>78240679
Imagine if he KO'd himself during the first fall
His chin looks to hit the top of the Octagon

>>78246692
This is a mandrama loser

>>78246701
>instantaneous reply
IMA NOT THE BISPING SPAMMERE!!1

What did he mean by this?

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>be mean
>h8ers revv'ed

>be nice
>h8ers revv'ed

>don't make a single post
>h8ers revv'ed

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>>78246726
I meant that it literally isn't me

i hope the bisping poster gets fucking killed very soon

>>78246738
What do you think that does? Show some proof if you can.

>>78246709
worked by bispingposter. worked into a seething hateful existence.

>>78246727
>be an obsessive loser who is here all day
>people ignore you
>you keep being an obsessive loser
>"hey why are you being such an obsessive loser"
>lmao revved you up buddeh lmao
>*keeps posting for 12 more hours before passing out from a cheeto induced coma*

>>78246755
What kind of proof would you like to see?

>>78246757
This is a mandrama sperg

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>its another sperg talks to himself episode
we need a coral sperg ignore feature

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>>78246747
>>78246760
*vroom vroom*

>>78246776
We need IDs so you can see it's not me and you can blame it on someone else.

>>78246747
im with you

Anthony Pettis and Jorge Masvidal are underdogs

I agree with Masvidal but why Pettis?

>r-r-r-r-rda!

>78246784
you're a schizo that doesn't deserve (you)s

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>>78246776
This is the proxy-hopping spammer.

>>78246777
People didn't care when you made the first 4 Bisping threads, but then you kept making them over and over, and that's when they noticed how much of a loser you are. If anyone is revved here, it's you cause your life for the past week or so has revolved around this place.

>>78246785
thanks
>>78246777
kill yourself you fucking loser. i hope this reply leaves a lasting impression and you feel sad for 24 hours you useless windbag you are a burden on humanity, the only thing you give us is more shit in the ocean

>>78246796
Says the guy who think's I'm literally every personality here lol

>>78246793
Because Poirier could just decide to hold him down for 3 rounds.

>>78246797
post the scat and fuck off already

>>78246797
what does that prove? that I saved an image off google like other people?

rofl, you need to calm down coral sperg.

>>78246793
he got USADA'd. where have you been my man. bookies know this, we know this.

>>78246806
Isn't Pettis quite good of his back? He has some good submission wins

coralschitz is really going today

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Jesus christ, h8ers are so revv'ed up. Go discuss MMA for God's sake. Here is a topic

UFC Fight Night 116.

Who is more autistic, the guy who wants to make the OP or the guy who wants the OP to be something specific?

>>78246827
Nah, it's just you.

>>78246834
the guy with 19 personalities that (You)s himself all day and night >78246829

>>78246850
you moron, you know that speaking about him is giving him attention too right?

shut the fuck up

>>78246850
>we will never get post IDs on heem

>>78246824
Dustin gets heemed easy though

coralschitz you need to calm down

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>>78246834
>>78246850
>Who is more autistic
the people who constantly talk about other users on a fucking anonymous MMA forum. Yes i realise the hypocrisy of this post.

>>78246869
pettis doesnt heem. heems about as much as bigg rigg. its cool when he does but... he doesnt

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>tfw no polish sticc gf

>>78246896
Her face is literally nightmare fuel

This semen slurping sport is more semen slurping than ever before.

Something must be done to counter all the usada let-downs.

Every fight should be booked with replacement fighters or something, I dunno. I'm just getting tired lads.

>>78246829

At least there is one fighter, and champion, we can all 100% rely on not to let us down by roiding. Based Bisping, the sport needs more men like him

>>78246896
I want to make out with her belly

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What a coward

>>78246915
bisroid is roiding

>>78246826
He lost to Eddie Alvarez because he doesn't know how to defend takedowns still. Maybe it's gotten better, but Poirier could do to him what he did to Joe Duffy.

>>78246829
You've been posting here since 6 in the morning, that has to be worrying

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I want the opposite of USADA where fighters are punished if they don't take sterons.

>>78246938

shambles mate

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>>78246811
He's paranoid since people started calling him a Schizo, I don't know what to say.

>When Bisping beats GSP, the same people who call GSP the GOAT will start saying he is just a shit old retired fighter

lel

>>78246811
>>78246969
This is the same person

Coral Springs died in Irma.

There are only imposters now

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post old memes

>>78246948
Archive detective?

>>78240705
>be me
>have to be in my old friend's stupid fucking wedding
>have to miss Rockhold/Branch card and GGG/Canelo

But hey! At least I got to watch the Nunes/Shev II card in its entirety am i right

>>78246984
You wish.

>>78246951
worked. im actually a bisping fan

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>>78246987

>>78246982
You're wrong tho but I'm not going to open paint.

>Whe GSP beats Bisping, the same people who post his force will find another fighter to meme here 24/7

Not even funny

>>78246948
protip: there are multiple bisping posters
i've made one of these images and yet i'm not the one posting it most of the time

>>78246972
you can be both

>>78246650
Load of fucking shit. After all the crying and excuses DJ gave for ducking TJ he's gonna reschedule with this pullout merchant?

I really just hate DJ, I think he might be my most hated UFC fighter. And the fact that he's most likely gonna beat Anderson's record makes my blood boil

>>78247014
His face here*

Shiet

>>78247014
you newfags haven't felt the wrath of the canuck casual

>>78247010
ya sure I am

>>78246811
>>78246969
yeah hes overly revved and making poor decisions

soon the scat with start

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>>78246987

>>78246686
I'm not into bestiality so Megan

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Without meme bullshit, how do you guys think GSP will do against Bisping? Will the size difference be that important?

Scotcuck > coral springs

>>78247037
You mean you will start with the scat soon just to push your narrative like a mandrama script writer.

>>78247047
Yea he's gonna struggle to get him down and Bisbong will win with another controversial decision.

>>78247022
If by multiple you mean at best 2 of you who are spending on average ~18 hours a day spamming here then sure.

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>>78247047
It'll be a good fight but Bisping will win. Bisping is just too big for him and has fought bigger people. GSP has no KO power and he probably won't be able to wrestlefuck Bisping.

>>78247055
>mandrama
>narrative
>t. scatposter
you're fucking crazy, dude. seek immediate help.

>>78247027
>I think he might be my most hated UFC fighter
Cause you're a casual

>>78247072
Maybe I am a bit crazy, but not nearly as crazy as someone who posts scat and gay porn all day on a blue board.

>>78247078
>the shitposting schitzo comes out in the open about it

good for you coral sperg

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>>78247064
can't be true, i've seen multiple other flags and posting styles, not including myself
please continue getting irrationally angry though, you're def not encouraging it at all hahaha

>>78247090
Wish you would come out in the open and stop framing me for your own actions.

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>>78240903
yet he still beat goobs guess goobs is just overrated then

>>78247090
>78247078
LOL I knew it was something new.

Have you taken your pills, Coral?

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>>78247093
They're too Blinded By anger. Just leave them be

>>78247093
>If I say there's other people posting the exact same images as me maybe I can look less of a loser than I already am
You're really not fooling anyone. It's not that hard to force anything on here, you just need to become a dedicated NEET autist for a week or so.

>>78247096
>already admitted to being a schitz
you're delusional m8, you're seeing things that aren't there

>>78247010

Reminder that its the same person

>>78247010

>>78247047
I literally cannot seeing this going GSP's way whatsoever. He's not going to be able to get Bisping down, GSP will have to finish Bisping and I just don't see him doing it.

Who thinks Bisping is just going to retire after the GSP fight and him throwing his belt at Whittaker was letting him know he had no intention of unifying?

>>78247134
You just linked the same post idiot lol

Maybe you need a break before you sperg out.

>>78247124
You were literally calling me the bisping spammer in the previous thread when I'm not, you're the schizoid.

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>>78247121
hahahahaha

>>78247141
>He's not going to be able to get Bisping down
You don't get to get Bisping down to beat him, you just need to be a slightly better than average striker and that's it, that's literally it.

>mfw the bitch complaining about Bisping is being more annoying than the Bispingposter himself

M8, just let it go and discuss MMA

>>78247147
intentional

>>78247027
There are still 2 hilarious possibilities here. Borg misses weight, DJ beats him and than he fights Cody after he beat TJ and loses. That or he simply loses to Borg somehow. Both equally satisfying.

>>78247154
what the fuck are you even talking about?
the other thread? rofl

>>78247155
>i-i-if I pretend theres more of us i wont look so pathetic
I'll stop bullying you now, something traumatic must have happened for you to be posting on 4chan all day to cope.

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>>78247163
For sure

>>78247163
You do realise we're talking about Georges "Take people down and wrestlefuck them" St-Pierre here?

>>78247047
Absolutely no way to tell how ring rust will impact him so we'll see

>>78247165
what about it has you so revved up?

>>78247176
please dont stop lol!

>>78247169
This post right here that you made thinking I was someone else >>78246690
Schizo much?

>>78247190
Against Bisping "wrestled LHW fighter Chael Sonnen to a draw" Bisping

>>78247201
definitely not me, schitz

but I can see how you got your name now

>>78247190
Yes and I'm talking about Michael "Got outstruck by Thales Leites" Bisping

>It's another Coral Sperg replies to himself in hope of building his """online rep""" episode

So unbelievable sad, this crazy guy is ruining /heem/

>>78247243
What more unbelievable are the people who still bitch about him

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Stop sperging and post crowd webms

>>78247243
You think everyone is me, but somehow I'm a schizo.

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>>78247243
>this guy is running /heem/
ftfy

>>78247251
He takes up 250 of the posts on /heem/

He's unavoidable, makes every thread.

Casuals don't realize they're interacting with the lunatic until it's too late 99% of the time.

>>78247261
we're the same guy according to schizo-sperg lol
recent bisping interview https://youtu.be/13B4tbxEUeE

>>78247266
At least 300/500 posts in this general are made by the same loser spamming the same thing and talking about one thing over and over

>>78247266
>makes every thread.
I never make threads, but whatever you say schizoid.

>>78247266
You take up half of the 250 arguing with him. Jesus christ. OP doesn't matter. Last thread was good, this one is filled with whining.

>>78247274
>I have never made an OP
the sperg just said this

All you have to do is filter like 5 words and you won't see most of his posts because his vocabulary is so poor lmao

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Whats next for Luke if he loses?

>>78247275
lol I am never here, idiot. this is the first time I've been on /heem/ in 3 weeks that sperg has been here for years.

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These generals are essentially 5 people, with 10 people making up each personality.

>>78247303
Bellator

>>78247296
This. Same sperg posts and vocabulary makes it easy to filter.

>>78247310
I could see him fighting Weidman again

>>78247327
and beating him. again.

what the fuck is happening on /int/?

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>>78247320
Still hasn't sunk in yet that Conner got whooped by a turbo manlet who used to weigh 126 lbs?

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>>78247332
No doubt about that

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>>78247307
Grow up and take your L

>>78247270
lmao he must be losing his god damn mind.

and thanks for that link buddeh.

anyone else worried for platinum because of the short notice guy?

30 year old on a 12 fight win streak with the last 4 being by submission coming in with nothing to lose and everything to gain......

god I hope he doesn't catch Perry

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>78247345
>I never make OPs
>t. Oralschitz

>>78247335
?

>>78247367
Who is he fighting

>>78247367
Not at all. Perry has this ez pz

>>78247368
You still think I'm the Bisping guy?

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CWFC Featherweight Champion
CWFC Lightweight Champion
UFC Featherweight Champion
UFC Interim Featherweight Champion
UFC Lightweight Champion
WBC super featherweight champion (130 lbs)
WBC lightweight champion (135 lbs)
WBC super lightweight champion (140 lbs)
IBF welterweight champion (147 lbs)
WBC welterweight champion (2×)
WBC light middleweight champion (154 lbs) (2×)
WBA (Super) light middleweight champion
WBA (Super) welterweight champion
WBO welterweight champion
WBC Moneyweight champion

>78247381
>78247345
lol you couldn't be a more obvious faggot if you tried could you?

>>78247375
spammed with cp

>>78247378

http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Alex-Reyes-24199#/slide/3

>>78247381
The "Bisping guy" never goes to sleep and is here all day and night.

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>people are so infuriated that they are accusing anyone and everyone of being a Bisping poster

/heem/ police, I need back up

>>78247386
>let's take fighting and handicap the rules so that you can only punch!

>>78246811
>>78246969
>>78247368
hmm looks right to me >>78246982
>>78247010

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>>78247396
>the bisping guy
>never sleeps
>never rests
>is many
>and one
Bisping confirmed for 4chan in its purest form, Redditors wouldn't understand.

>>78247411
one of those are me

>>78247394
Oh yeah Perry about to get Gadooshd and Flushed

>>78247416
You're referring to yourself, right?

>>78247411
and me

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>>78247403
I'd buy that PPV

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>>78247424
>tfw you hate "The Count" so much you end up becoming him

>>78247394
>>78247394
>Fighting a LW

Short notice fights are tricky though and he could get KO'd

>78247418
>78247398
>moral is getting revved again
>turning up the bispingposts

>>78247431
and me

>>78247436
Neither of those posts are me you lunatic.

>>78247424
was probably referring to you cause you took offense to it when no one else did

>ITS NOT ME
>ITS NOT ME

you never leave lol it's always (You)

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>>78247443

>>78247460
and me

>>78247435

again just works in his favor, no weight cut, nothing to lose, expected to get KO'd.. has all the ingredients for an upset. I don't see Perry getting KO'd, I see him knocking Alex down but and getting caught on the way down with something cheeky.

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*GADOOSH*

Bisping posters = Homer Simpson
Bisping haters = Frank Grimes

>>78247372
>>78247385
Why the fuck would the producers pair two people with such a huge height difference? Somebody must've had some beef with floyd or something

>78247464
>78247460
>using his pass to post quicker now
>coral is at maximum rev at this point
if any little thing goes wrong for him at this moment the scat with fly

>>78247473
i agree to whatever you just said

>>78247482
This is what a real schizophrenic sounds like.

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>>78247456

Why was the last thread much more comfy?

>>78247490
When was the last time you ever made $300 million doing 30 minutes of work?

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>>78247492

>>78247500
I legitimately think he's Schizophrenic.

>>78247494
less people were upset

>>78247512
there is no question he is man, just look at his posts and what he spams and its clear as day

>>78247526
No but there was actual MMA discussion

>>78247534
Break down your prediction for rockhold v branch

>>78247534
it's hard to have consistency in generals. the other thread featured breaking news, which is now old news.

>>78247534
The spergs are all home from school

>he's still talking to himself

Puke cuckhold will commit suicide on the 17th of September

>>78247540
Branch 100% round 3 and beyond. Luke might be able to pull it off in the first 2 rounds if he doesn't strike like an idiot

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you now remember pico de gallo

>Perry fighting a fucking lightweight instead of fighting another welter on short notice at 185 or catch-weight

I thought he was supposed to be a hard man?

>>78247603
He's fighting on this stacked Bellator card next week.

http://www.sherdog.com/events/Bellator-183-Henderson-vs-Freire-61647

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how did floyd survive the angles?
if the ref hadnt saved floyd and then stopped the fight early i guarantee you he would have gotten knocked out eventually

>>78247603
Reminder that lellator literally paid him a salary

>>78247603

Pico is fighting again on Sept 23

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>>78247608
>7-3 opponent
for sure that guy is a YUUUUUUGE 145'er my guy

>>78247615
>

>>78247610

he looks like a chimp right here especially when he shakes his head

>>78247608
That card is literally better than the ufc card on the same night lel

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>>78247360
based floyd

>>78247456
same desu

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>>78247540
Branch is too good and too tough for little chinlet Luke. Bisking proved Rockhold was overrated everywhere and a terrible fighter/chinlet. I expect Branch 100% to heem Luke in the first my man

>>78247540
Branch gets clipped and subbed

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>>78247608
>daley vs larkin

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>>78247656
This

Reminder that natty lord bisking predicted rockhold to beat branch on his latest podcast

>>78247655
Gabi might be attractive but she literally sounds like a man. I think she has a deeper voice than wanderlei

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>>78247615
For 3 years.

>>78247682
Bisping is going to retire after the gsp fight, he's just relieved he won't have to give Luke the rubber match

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>>78247655

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>>78247656
>>78247680
>>78247682
>>78247577
>>78247575
>>78247567

How many bings until tuf

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>most of /heem/ is picking against Rockhold
>guaranteed Rockhold win

>>78247743
>Hillackhold is guaranteed to win
>Drumpfbranch can never win!!!

>>78247761
what the fuck was that

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>>78247709
>mfw

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>>78247743
Floyd won and all of heem bet on Floyd

Funny that all of /heem/ hates rockhold because he's tall, successful and handsome

Remind you a bit too much of your highschool bully ey lads?

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>10/10 in potatoland

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>>78247802
>all of heem bet on Floyd
Wrong, I bet on Floyd and made $500 but most of these casuals don't even bet.

>>78247743
It's fucking crazy I mean the guy beat fucking everybody except TRT Vitor. And it's not like Bisping was dominating him in their second fight, he just caught him clean and had really good follow-up strikes. It's mma, literally anybody can get caught like that if they're not careful.

I think Punished Luke takes Branch, stops him on the ground early.

If somehow he loses, I think he retires.

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>>78247802
>all of heem bet on floyd

>>78240269
Big Brown usually releases on Tuesdays OP

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>>78247849
>>78247835
>>78247802

https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/9/13/16301866/ufc-217-mma-news-interview-luke-rockhold-michael-bisping-georges-st-pierre-fight-joke

Is rockhold P4P #1 salty son of a bitch on this planet?

>>78247824
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he married her and then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart

But if you make an ugly woman your wife
A-you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ug-a-ly woman cooks meals on time
And she'll always give you peace of mind

Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch

Say man!
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, an' she's ugly!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright!

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

>>78247863
t. hope solo
>>78247893
t. roastie

>>78247888
Hard to debate between him and Jose but he is definitely top 5 at least

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nina hartley is 58

i just fapped to a 58 year old

>>78247922
best mommy desu

>>78247931
41

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>>78247575
Never count the Cock out.

>>78247931
older you than you buddy (29)

>>78247931
20

anyone want any fight webm's? Might be able to make some later
Might not though, I'm not guaranteeing anything so don't get pissy with me if I'm not able to do so

>>78247931
22

>>78248032
Offensive wrestling, I like it.

>>78247961
>older than my mom
a year but still, wew.

>>78248032
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM DEAD

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APOLOGIZE

>>78247931
25 next week

>>78248032
if you have the will to slam someone head first into concrete you're the kind of person who'd shoot someone if they had a firearm

that shit is guaranteed death or at least permanent brain damage

>>78248062
Damn, you must be young then.

>>78248062
>Having a 40 year old mother

Did she get knocked up in high school or are you 12?

>>78248032
>when a nigga just wanna fuck a van but the van fucks them

>>78248076
>>78248079
Not him but if his mom had him when she was 20 he'd be 21. Nothing abnormal about either.

Is TUF on tonight?

>>78248076
>>78248079
she was 20 when she had me, I'm 20 now