/nfl/ - DERRICK MASON EDITION

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Philadelphia Eagles

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Seriously though, what went wrong?

Are Cowboys fans going to have to spend another thread absolutely BTFO of you haters or are you guys done?

Anon playoff predictions after week 1

NFC
1.Cowboys
2.Packers
3.Panthers
4.Seahawks
5.Falcons
6.Giants

AFC
1.Patriots
2.Chiefs
3.Steelers
4.Titans
5.Raiders
6.Dolphins

You stay the fuck out of my general nigger

you know who you are

>>78226797
What was the line for that playoff game mr bettor? Because I remember.

78226962
Cowboys "Fans" are the Dodgers "Fans" of /nfl/. there's like 4 of them and the rest are shitposting false flaggers, like you.

>>78227002
Not him but when I bet on it the line was +175 packers or somewhere around there. Spread was like Cowboys by 4.5

trevor siemian is elite

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>>78226815
>Brissett still not the starter
FUCK THIS FUCKING TEAM FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>78227110
The point is, he's bullshitting. Doubt he bet on shit.

>>78226897
>Clots
Shitty GM and losing Peypey
>Jags
Shitty coaching and drafting
>Titans
Beats me. I guess they didn't have a QB for a while since Vince Young (even if Young was a meme or whatever), plus maybe coaching and drafting overall
>Toxins
Can't in2 QBs or drafting on offense for the most part. Offense and special teams put defense in impossible situations all game long from start to finish. Pay the wrong players (sometimes) and let good veteran players go.

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1. PACKERS 17 Seahawks 9

78227031
>spend the entirety of the last thread getting btfo by Cowboys fans
>"Cowboys fans are just f..falseflaggers"

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To the Packers bro in the last thread. I hope Williams plays well for you guys, he was an absolute beast in college.

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http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2017/09/12/week-one-power-rankings-6/

here I'll save you a click tho

>>78227153
>not remembering the exact line you bet on for every game means you don't bet
I don't follow this logic.

I predict the Patriots will not repeat as Super Bowl champs.

The Eagles have a mandatory sleeves policy while eating in the cafeteria. Explain this facism, Philthy phaggots

most cowboys fans are just el chicANOs which is why they shitpost so much

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>>78227001

>>78227216
you got a reading problem?

this aint gon end well for you breh

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>>78227329
No, do you?

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>m-muh shane ray

>>78227266
Could have simply answered, "I don't remember". Not answering at all is basically showing he's intimidated by a simple question in which a real bettor wouldn't be intimidated by.

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>>78227366
Dubs

>get BTFO by Cowboys posters
>"i..its just s..shitposts"

>>78227390
>Comparing a runningback to a linebacker

Are Thomas and Sanders good, or is the Chargers' secondary bad?

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>>78227430

The Dallas Cowboys will not win any postseason games this season.

packers 12-4
cowboys 11-5
panthers 10-6
seahawks 10-6
falcons 10-6
lions 9-7
cap post

>>78227509
Hell, they won't even appear in any

>>78227424
hey faggot i need your car

>>78227495
well they have 7 pro bowls between them

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What team and what scheme would be his best fit?

>>78227526
Sleeves* not gloves

>>78227526
>>>/pol/
>>>/v/
>>>/b/

Shit isn't /sp/ related at all you fucking mong.

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first for E!SPN failing worst than a young hoe

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>>78227543
Why?

>>78227526
>giving bungie money

>>78227594
>he gets triggered by sleeves

>>78227603
i aint got one breh
gotta go finish building joes pc

>>78227599
Romo was actually surprisingly good. At this point I'll take anyone who actually bothers analyzing the plays instead of just saying, "you know this kid works as hard as anyone. You gotta make that throw when you're in the NFL!"

>>78227548
defense - afc west with the other high end pass rushers

offense - any team with a good oline or is willing to run wildcat and direct snap to him

>>78227599
the girl was unironically decent

>>78227526
lol go figure
theyre from seattle, of course they would remove this insignificant shit
some of the shaders last year were seahawks colors too

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FORWARD DOWN THE FIELD

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>>78227645
I ain't home senpai

>>78227526
who the fuck cares?

the more interesting question is why would anyone pay a single dollar for that game?

Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings: Sponsored by Campbell's® Soup - Post Week 1

1. Chiefs
2. Falcons
3. Packers
4. Raiders
5. Patriots
6. Steelers
7. Cowboys
8. Seahawks
9. Lions
10. Broncos
11. Panthers
12. Vikings
13. Eagles
14. Titans
15. Ravens
16. Bucs
17. Dolphins
18. Giants
19. Cardinals
20. Rams
21. Bills
22. Saints
23. Jaguars
24. Texans
25. Redskins
26. Chargers
27. Colts
28. Bengals
29. Bears
30. Browns
31. 49ers
32. Jets

>>78227701
I lost count at like 13 penalties on the loins. They'll be lucky to go 9-7 if they can't bring that figure way down.

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Dubs says the Niners win the superbowl over the Patriots. Crushing Brady's hopes of unequivocally becoming the GOAT by losing to his childhood team.

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what the fuck is his problem?

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>>78227701
A CHARGING TEAM THAT WILL NOT YIELD

>>78227777
You posted this already and I still don't understand how >my colts are anywhere but dead last. At best we're 31 ahead of the jets but even that's a stretch.

Why are Seahawk fans pedos?

>>78227777
Stop baiting with this shit. You never explain yourself when people ask you about your reasoning.

>>78227777
I would drop the falcons down a few spots. I think the patriots could still beat them

>>78226765
Now remember those teams had a combined one win in the postseason that year. That division was shit even when they were good lmao.

why cant the lions get a lead going into the 4th quarter and keep it? why cant they beat their opponent in the prior 3 quarters?

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>>78227802
AND WHEN THE BLUE AND SILVER WAVE

Week 2 Predictions

TEXANS > Bengals
Browns < RAVENS
BEARS > Buccs
Vikings < STEELERS
PATRIOTS > Saints
Eagles < CHIEFS
Titans < JAGUARS
CARDINALS > Colts
Bills < PANTHERS
Jets < RAIDERS
DOLPHINS > Chargers
49ers < SEAHAWKS
REDSKINS > Rams
COWBOYS > Broncos
PACKERS > Falcons
Lions < GIANTS

>>78227873
>TEXANS > Bengals
Toxinsfag, here. I know the Bengals got blanked in week one, but the Texans offense is an absolute dumpster fire now. That defense can't save them anymore.

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>defense wins championships

>>78227840
It's not bait and most of the arguments are weak af plus it's week 1 so there's not a whole lot to go off of.

>>78227863
their offense is meh until the opposing defense gets tired

Official Slow Your Roll list by Conference

NFC East
Cowboys- You beat a OBJless Giants team by 16 points at full power in Dallas big fucking deal

Eagles- You beat the fucking Redskins who the fuck cares

Redskins- You lost to a team you play twice a year on week 1 there are still 15 games

Giants- Do you guys ever have an actual good season? Even when you win Owls who have to make the playoffs just barely.

>NFC South
Saints- You guys are old and broken it's time to rebuild but hey at least they got an Owl before the window closed.

Panthers- You beat a contender for the worst team in the NFL way to go.

Buccaneers- You get a pass.

Falcons- Better get your shit together you barely beat the Bears

>NFC North
Packers- It took your >GOAT QB until there were 17 seconds left in the 3rd quarter to find the fucking endzone who the fuck cares if he threw for 300 yards if most of it was garbage yards

Lions- No one is even sure if the Cardinals are good you won a game that was handed to you props on not fucking it up

Vikings- You beat an old and busted Saints team big deal.

Bears- Good effort but you still lost and none of your GLARING problems were fixed.

>NFC West
Seahawks- You guys have problems

49ers- Welcome to the decade of despair.

Cardinals- Hopefully you tank for a QB you need one bad.

Rams- You have proved nothing except for how bad the Colts are.

>AFC East
Patriots- You're still the fucking Patriots quit crying.

Bills- The cake is full of razors!

Jets- 0 hope for a good year.

Dolphins- Irma has spared you.

>AFC South
Jags- You beat a team who had limited practice time due to being underwater.

Texans- Better hope this was a fluke.

Colts- Your Owner is the new Ford.

Titans- Good effort but you are going to have a rough few years building a team.

cont in next post

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>I post images of women wearing fedoras

>>78227909
You haven't answered how the fuck do you have the Falcons that high even though they barely beat a horrid Bears team, or the Patriots in the top 5 even though they got destroyed on all fronts.

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Well?

>>78227898
>implying Banglels have anything to offer

>>78227933
I think rodgers was partially to blame at the lack of points for GB. He was getting too greedy when rolling out of the pocket and not taking short yard passes

>>78227908
>>78227938
Are you secretly Canadian?

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>>78227938
That entire picture is beyond reddit.

>>78227947
Yes and it wouldn't be close.
Saban>Belichick. I mean shit, imagine what Saban could do with the roster Belichick has

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>>78227959
I'm sure they'll have more to offer than the Toxins.

>>78227933
>AFC North
Steelers- You barely beat the Browns.

Browns- You almost beat the Steelers still missing pieces.

Bengals- Dalton might be out of a job soon!

Ravens- Good game it's only week though so yeah.

AFC West
Broncos- Oh wow the fucking Chargers real impressive!

Raiders- Good stuff but the Titans aren't great.

Chiefs- You did this before and then nothing came of it. Hopefully Smiff doesn't forget how to throw deep balls again.

Chargers- Getting exactly what that franchise deserves.

>>78227947
Alabama expansion team when?

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>>78227908
>Now here is a kid that loves football.

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>>78227865
STAND AND CHEER THE BRAVE

>>78227933
>Lions- no one was sure the Cardinals were good
Well they're not gonna be Running Back into first anymore amiright?

>>78227947
Lewis has to be shopped here, right? Or it's a weird angle or something? No human being is that small

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Quality thread faggots

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>>78228021
RAH RAH RAH

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>>78228032
DELET THIS

>>78228052
What was his problem?

>>78228032
They're not going to be Running Back to the playoffs soon.

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>>78227908
>prevent defense only prevents you from winning

>>78228062
He was either very autistic or mildly foreign

>>78228021
Too bad he dropped that pass

>>78227947
Can't even beat Clemson.

>>78228081
Same thing.

>>78228081
Mildly foreign legend has it his Spanish Commentary is good.

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>>78227944
>>78227909
It's his personal opinion. You're just mad you didn't think to trip up and type out your own rankings first.

LGTSS
>QB:
Wentz>Dak>>Cousins>>>Eli
>OL:
Cowboys>>>Skins>Eagles>>>Giants
>TE:
Eagles>>Cowboys>Skins>Giants
>WR:
Giants>Cowboys>>>Eagles>>Skins
>RB:
Cowboys>>>Giants>Skins>Eagles

>DL:
Eagles>>Giants>>>Skins>Cowboys
>LB:
Eagles>>Cowboys>>Skins>Giants
>CB:
Giants>>>Skins>Cowboys>Eagles
>S:
Giants>Eagles>>Cowboys>Skins

Im going to make Sergio Dipp a cross board meme guys

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>>78228061
at least you're guaranteed a win this week

>>78228187
It'll never work. Just give up on your dreams.

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>>78228197
>guaranteed
You've never watched a Tardinals game before, I take it?

>>78228146
I agree that Landon Collins is the best S in the division, but I struggle to agree that Landon x Whoever is a better tandem than Jenk x McLeod

>>78227777
Acceptable, though the Failcons should start at 26.

>>78228237
Did you not watch us against the Rams? We're already a paper tiger even when Luck is healthy. With him out we're jets tier, probably worse

>>78227806
Its fucking Sneak. Ya new here?

>>78227794
He's not that talented.

>>78227239
These might be the worst ones I've seen today

>>78227873
Pack are my team but I would be shocked if they win in Atlanta.

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>>78228282
Don't underestimate our ability to throw picks and not capitalize on opposing team retardation. Our pure meme magic literally only works against good teams and our coaching staff is literally all /devilish/?

>tfw Chorgers

Another LACkluster season, it seems.

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Carson (W)entz

>>78226850
suck

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>>78228389

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>Seattle
Absolutely full of trannies and pedophiles

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Whos the biggest meme QB and why is it pic related?

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haha
hahahahah
HAHAHAHAA
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>the rest of the NFCE

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How long until hes put in?

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>>78227192
>making this shit in MS paint

Lmao, at least get GIMP or use a SAI paint for bucket filling colors.

>>78228146
>Wentz>Dak>>Cousins>>>Eli

Lmao

>>78228386
did they take a bath in lard or something?

>>78227599
Legitimately didn't understand why people were bitching. Didn't even find any issue with that pair until reading people's comments.

>>78228211
Never!

>>78228408
Ben Roethlisberer
>hes so tough
Always hurt
>hes so clutch
Chokes in big games

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>>78228447
he's pretty hard to tackle

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>>78228421
>my team will give up tons of shit for him and he'll bomb
>my team
>my franchise
>my life

It hurts to dream..

>>78228274
there wouldn't be numbers low enough for the Panther Saints or Bucs then

>>78228062
he's a dirty foreigner

>>78228483
>>my team will give up tons of shit for him and he'll bomb
Dude that's Mitch Trubisky, he's already been drafted

>>78228405
>fifth
kek

>>78228514
>implying the jets arent retarted enough to trade diamonds for him

>>78228531
Jets are much more likely to tank this year for Darnold or (((Rosen)))

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>>78228146
You seem to have made a few mistakes so i'll correct them for you

>QB:
Dak>>Cousins>Wentz>>>Eli
>OL:
Cowboys>>>Skins>Eagles>>>Giants
>TE:
Eagles>>Cowboys>Skins>Giants
>WR:
Cowboys>Giants>>>Eagles>Skins
>RB:
Cowboys>>>Giants>Skins>Eagles

>DL:
Eagles>Giants>Cowboys>Skins
>LB:
Eagles>Cowboys>>Skins>Giants
>CB:
Giants>>Skins>Cowboys>Eagles
>S:
Giants>Eagles>Cowboys>Skins


There this is pretty much 100% correct

>>78228538
Colts are going to draft darnold and then trade Luck for a bounty of picks to the 49ers or something

>>78228550
>not the Broncos

>>78228538
Im hoping they at least win their home opener since

1. Going to the game
2. Fuck the fins
3. Wont be the Detoilet 2008

>>78228554
I mean yeah the whole "every colts QB ends up a bronco" meme but the broncos have no reason to fork over picks for a QB right now, even if Siemian isn't that good.

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>>78228543
>cowboys
>texans
>good

>gb
>bad

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>>78228434
Accuracy: Cousins>Dak>Wentz>Eli

Arm: Wentz>Cousins>Dak>Eli

BBIQ: Wentz>Cousins>Dak>Eli

Pocket: Dak>Wentz>Cousins>Eli

Mobility: Wentz>Dak>Cousins>Eli

>>78228569
The Packers are the biggest villains in the NFL

>>78222048
>>78222048
WOW!

>>78228543
Dak is a Beasly babby and Cousins wilts under pressure

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>>78228146
>Wentz>Dak

LMAO

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>>78226815
hey baltimorefags tell me about this defense

>lowest paid DL
>all 4 top (defensive) draft picks make the roster
>week 1 shutout

are these guys the real deal? they're FA in my league, i'm thinking about picking them up.

>>78228582
haha

>>78228543
>Texans
>Cowboys
>good

Otherwise I agree with this image. I would have put the colts in bad once upon a time but I just feel sorry for them now.

>>78228603
This doesn't actually say anything as all of those stats are dependent on outside factors.

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>>78228603
Holy shit. Wentz fags BTFO AGAIN!!!

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let's play a game, /nfl/

which one of these QBs doesn't belong?

>>78228603
black babies mature faster, this is a new year.

>>78228543
>GB is seattle's and dallas' rivals
how can they be bad guys?

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>Dolphins

>>78228625
Rodgers

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>>78227134

>>78228625
where are the TD numbers?

>>78228625
Aaron "can only shower by himself" Rodgers

>>78228606
They are legit. But if Jimmy Smith gets hurt drop them because they give up 100 more pass yards per game on average when he isnt playing

>>78228639
>>78228649
because he is the only one that played an elite defense?

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>>78228603
>Wentz is a mental midget that can't throw under pressure
>needs to scramble like Michael Vick to get open all the time

I think we all know who the REAL white QB is here.

>>78228625
Wentz

>>78228659
>I think we all know who the REAL white QB is here.

Romo isn't with the Cowboys, anymore, you dummy.

>>78228625
Why are they all white?

>>78228628
Just because Freddy fought Jason doesn't mean Freddy is a good guy

>>78228625
>They're all white
>They all completed between 20-29 passes
>They all threw over 300 yards
>They all hetero alphas
>Alex Smith looks like Bashar Al Assad in that picture
I don't know

>>78228625
Wentz

>>78227873
Giants > Lions
>Fucking kek

>>78228692
>hetero alphas
Obvious bait

>jared goff has the 3rd highest quarterbacking rating in the league
ready to APOLOGIZE?

>>78228625
Wentz and Bradford played terrible defenses.

>>78228747
>colts defense without vontae is the worst in the league
>colts offense without Luck and Kelly is one of the worst in the league, which means the aforementioned worst defense in the league has to stay on the field longer
I mean, obviously it's better that he did well against a historically bad defense than go badly against a historically bad defense, but I'm not going to crown him just yet.

>#Lions WR Golden Tate had 8 receptions on 8 targets for 75 yards vs Tyrann Mathieu

Unstoppable in the slot

>>78228079
It's true. Are you imblying there's a counterargument to this?

>>78227947
Serious question, could Alabama beat the Jets?

>>78228774
They all did. Rodgers is the only one who played a good defense. Really makes you think.

>>78228774
Yeah I'll bet they're thanking their lucky stars they didn't play the powerhouse Bears defense like Matty Ice

>>78228810
'SHOOP! I CALL 'SHOOP! Especially since it's courtesy of A FUCKING LEAF.

>>78228810
>being so bad you cant win until the very end

>>78228791
Statistically it's the most effective last second defense and it's not really even close.

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I wonder if McAdoo now knows the names of Dallas' secondary after talking shit and getting hit like a bitch?

>>78228836
I'd love to see you post those stats.

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>>78228843
Soon the world will know.

>>78228855
Just out of curiousity, how else would you defend a hail mary if not with a prevent? 7 guys in the box rushing the passer?

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>>78228843
Chido too.

>>78228637
>the only time this year they'll be in second place

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Is Joe Flacco still elite?

Is it just me or does Carson Wentz reminds you guys of Brett Favre?

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>>78228843

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>>78228835
That's when our meme magic is at its strongest.

>>78228894
>still

>>78228895
No, he reminds me of shit. Never compare him to Favre again.

>>78228894
>still

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Will this hurt or help?

>>78228793
Alabama couldn't even beat Clemson and the guy who now shat the bed against the Jaguars also completely destroyed Alabama.

>>78228913
calm down Kirk

>>78226993
Nice sample size

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Bengals may have found the steal of the draft.

Drafted Lawson as a DE and made him a OLB.

>>78228897
>>78228859
>>78228843
Anthony Brown is legitimately becoming a top tier corner in the league.

>>78228937
>drafted a pass rusher and made him a pass rusher
Whoa...

>>78228916
Considering last year took a ratings hit because of Kaepernick, It can only hurt

>>78228949
>I don't understand the unique difference between a DE and OLB

Whoa......

>>78228937
>>78228897
>>78228869
>week 1
Nice sample size fags
Especially the cowboys DBs are going to look good against eli and his oline

>>78228869
>Lattimore
Fuck, does every player drafted into the Saints defense automatically become trash? It's like they have a reverse Midas touch, turning every into shit with a single touch.

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>your team's record prediction a week ago
>your team's record prediction after week 1

Toxins
9-7
5-11

>>78228894
>still

>>78228952
>last year's ratings were strictly because of Kaepernick

Delusional

>>78228913
Favre was shit though. Literal retard.

>>78228976
Colts
2-14
2-14
Oh look nothing changed and they're as bad as I thought

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>>78228976
>Patriots
>19-0
>18-1

>>78228964
But this shows he was the best CB to close out the season last year >>78228859

And this was after becoming a started when Scandrick died.

>>78228964
Anthony Brown was already starting to flash elitness towards the end of last season.

>>78228949
>Rhonda Rousey signs one scene deal with Brazzers

Muh dick

>>78228976
Packers
12-4
12-4

>>78228997
>>78229000
Thats not the picture I was referring to, now was it?

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>>78228976
Eagles
10-6
a shakier 10-6
I still see this team winning double digit games, but I'm just not as confident in it as I was before Sunday

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>>78228937
Really proud of Tapper. They found he had been living with a fractured back half his life and had to miss out the season.
Now he's finally playing and looks like a beast.

2016 may go down as the best team draft ever, it's already the best in the last 10 years.

>>78228976
Naners
4-12
4-12

>>78228963
>Drafted a 4-3 DE in College and made him a 3-4 OLB in the NFL
un-frickin-believable. just how creative and innovative is Marvin Lewis??????

>>78229025
Lewis is a genius with controlling murderous negroes and making them good defenders.

>>78229012
McAdoo was talking shit on the Cowboys CBs before the game, so that's why we're gloating.

>>78229038
He's also a master of keeping a job despite never actually winning postseason games

>>78229038
>controlling
>they're suspended every year
>when they play their chimping is losing games
What did retard mean by this?

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>>78228976
Raiders
10-6
12-4

>>78229063
If any other person was coaching the Bengals half their defense would be banned from the NFL.

He's effectively controlling them beyond what others could possibly do.

>>78228862
Dunno exactly, but somehow deep zone defenses keep letting receivers run loose downfield for easy TD strikes, so they must be doing something wrong. Maybe more of a press man/deep man combination concept might work better?

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>>78229002
>we are determined to have every form of government look like the people they serve

God fucking dammit I hate the politics in this state. Imagine the backlash if a white guy said that.

>>78228550
Colts should be banned from drafting a QB in the first two rounds.

>>78229001
Not that anon, but dammit, I know you're baiting but I wanna see this.

>>78229088
Press man is actually a disaster for a last second hail mary, try figuring out why.

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SAY MY NAME

My fantasy league is drafting tonight because we're fucking retarded. It's a keeper 1 PPR league and I have the 2nd overall pick. Do I take Kareem Hunt, AJ Green or Jordy Nelson? Thanks

>>78229118
What, you mean disrupting the timing between the QB and WRs doesn't work? Seems like it'd be a good idea to me.

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>>78228810
C
L
U
T
C
H

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>>78229137
>can't beat good teams
Lmao

>>78229137
>can't beat good teams
Lmao

>>78229123
>those shitty options at 2

Are you fucking retarded? Why not Bell or Brown?

>>78229100
I get the whole "Luck is getting wasted by the colts FO incompetence" thing, but I really don't understand why people say we wasted Peyton. He had a pretty solid team around him for *most* of his time in Indy, it's just that we happened to be going up against the 21st century juggernaut that is the Patriots in his tenure there. Once the team really started clicking around 2003ish, it didn't start sucking until 2010.
Yeah the broncos got him to as many Super Bowls as we did, but they also didn't have to build from scratch like Indy did when they acquired him. Unfortunately, yeah, Luck has been wasted by Pagano and Grigson, and while Grigson may no longer be there, the damage is done.

>>78229121
Thank you bench you are my greatest ally

>>78227777
Switch jags and titans

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>>78228835
>Being so Elite you don't need to start playing until the 4th quarter
>Being so good you don't need to win until the 4th quarter
>Someday they will beg for mercy when you play for 4 quarters and you will offer none
When will they learn.

>>78229165

>it's a keeper league

maybe those are people's keepers? idk just a guess

How is it the Colts fault that Luck is made of glass and can't stay healthy?

>>78229130
Disrupting timing is completely worthless on a hail mary because it's just everyone running a long ass seam route and the QB is targetting the endzone regardless. Not only is pressing useless, it's actually harmful in this scenario. One guy beats the press and you're toast. One guy outruns his defender with no safety valve and you're toast. Even if you said cover 2/cover 3 (with multiple athletic safeties playing deep zone) you'd have more of an argument than saying press man which is one of the stupidest things you could call.

>>78229198
i find it hard to believe that no one keepered AJ Green

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>>78228386
alex smeth

>>78229165
Brown is being kept by someone else. Bell is available but I'm guessing the guy with #1 pick will take him. If not, I will obviously. So my remaining options are AJ Green, Jordy Nelson and Kareem Hunt.

>>78229163
When was the last time the Ravens made the playoffs

Not even a Loins fan, but you have no right to talk

Can we just kill [fans of teams I dislike]?

>>78229203
Then how about 1 DB on each of the 4-5 WRs, 3-4 safeties up top in man coverage, and rush 3 on the line. Yes, I said MAN coverage up top, not zone; match 'em up with each WR. If you're feeling lucky, rush two on the line and double-team EVERY WR, the first from the LOS, the second coming down from up top. Should work if the WRs are all running deep go routes straight ahead.

>>78229202
Because they gave him one of the worst O-lines in the league

>>78229196
Either that or they'll face a defense that can stay full speed for 4 quarters and get creamed like the average of 6 playoff caliber teams they play every year

>>78229152
>/sp/ memes about Joe Flacco being Elite
Wins Owl.
>/sp/ memes about Matty Ice never winning a playoff game
Almost wins a Superb Owl.
>/sp/ memes about Peyton Manning only having 1 owl
Manning wins Owl.
>/sp/ memes us 12s
Wins one Owl and goes to back to back Owls
>/sp/ memes about 18-1
We get 18-1 part 2.
>/sp/ is currently memeing Stafford's 1 win against +.500 teams on the road
Please continue.

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Who /nexteliteRB/ here???

>>78229090
What the fuck is your white trash ass going on about today?

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>>78229265
>will literally always have an elite RB

>>78229202
He got hit more than any other QB through his first 4-5 years. IIRC the next closest (Tannehill) was nearly 50 hits behind him.
Luck holds into the ball a little too much but anyone who watched colts games from 2012-2015 knows the o-line was Seahawks levels of bad.
It got better last year but it was too late. I fear Luck got David Carr syndrome.

OOOHHHH SHIT BOIIII

EDP445 GONNA BE ON THE H3 PODCAST RIGHT NOW

>>78227599
I had no issues with beth and rex is one of my favorite commentators alongside Romo now

>>78229242
>Yes, I said MAN coverage up top, not zone
Are we living in the real world or a fantasy world where every DB has a prime Darrell Revis type coverage skills?

>>78229265
Uhh excuse me, where is Hyde on here? He's supposed to be as good as Zeke.

>>78227947
Saban couldn't even best bellicheck when he had better players than bill

>>78229265
TYBK
Kareeming in sluts cunts

>>78229265
>Patriots defense
I don't care if they're the defending champions, that team is straight up trash.

>>78228781
With a broken finger and if anybody has tried to pick up a spoon with a broken finger you know it hurts like a bitch

>>78229308
Even if we're living in the real world, you won't need super coverage skills as long as you can slow the WRs down at the LOS; bump-and-run 'em, give man-specific help over the top. It's effectively a bracket technique against each WR. Even if one WR is only single-covered, seems to me that the odds are more in your favor than if you let 'em find the seams and carve up your zone. You're just asking for that if you go zone in prevent situations.

Texans are fucking TRASH

>>78229230
Whens the last time your team won a championship? Lol

>>78229263
>memes about vikings
>crash and burn as usual
At least the vikings won more than a game before hyping themselves up

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>your team
>your most underrated team asset
>your most overrated team asset

chiefs
eric bieniemy
bob sutton (le bend but dont brake i.e. get bailed out by elite playmakers man)

team asset can be a coach/player/staff/front office/owner

>>78229387
>Looks at the threads over the past few days
Oh you all 15 1-0 teams are hyping themselves up. What are you a fun hating Janitor?

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First highlights show of the season.

You boys are missing out.

https://youtu.be/p28VQqbOCok
https://youtu.be/HW4J-RiCZ2Q

>>78229406
The only other teams that are doing it at the same level as lions fans are cowboys fans, and they got to the first seed last year. Packers and chiefs actually beat good teams and have playoff history

>>78229392
>Colts
>Vontae Davis because he's a top-tier cornerback that most people think is merely good, mostly because of how bad the rest of the defense is
>I know you want me to meme and say Luck but I'm going to say Anthony Castonzo, as most colts beat writers/fans continually say he was the only o-lineman worth a shit before drafting Kelly, but actually watching games showed Castonzo wasn't any better than the rest of the o-line circa 2012-2015

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>>78229456
Why do Packersfags always cherry pick and double down when they are so clearly wrong?
Why are Packersfags all no fun allowed cock suckers?

Can any Burrsbros or Vikingbros help me out here? Us Lionsfags aren't used to this?

>>78229357
>help over the top
But you just said you're putting everyone in the man, there is no over the top help. Do you also not understand why press is effective primarily against slants and crosses but against 60 yard seams? Playing press against hail mary is the ultimate high risk low reward because you're risking the WR beating the press and getting behind the secondary.
>You're just asking for that if you go zone in prevent situations.
Zone is infinitely better when you're defending the endzone because you're looking at where the ball is going not where the receiver is going. Everyone knows where the receiver is going on a hail mary.

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>>78229214
Why did 11 become the designated number for elusive white bois? I remember when it was the "Slow ass anchor" Drew Bledsoe's number

Dez didn't catch it.

>>78229515
>smirking while stiff arming some guy you arent even looking at
that has to burn

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Honestly, who can't stop us?

>>78229392
Stillers
Both nose tackles
Bell

>>78227599
THE HATED NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS

>>78229516
Yes he did. They even had to have a guideline discussion about "what is a catch?" after that play.

And if you judged it by today's definition it is a catch.

>>78229547
jets, colts, 49ers

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Was this the worst uniform in league history?

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>>78229569
I mean who thought this was good?

>>78229569
>forgetting the Seahawks unis a few years ago

How high will Baker Mayfield be drafted?

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>>78228791
>>78229088
>>78229130
>>78229242
>>78229357
do you have autism? unironically asking

>>78229591
depends on his season at OU. could crack the top 5 if he plays at heisman level again

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>>78229590
they weren't good, but way better than those

>>78229598
I don't see how that's relevant...

>>78229604
I should've specified the green unis.

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>>78229392
>burrs
>trubisky
>also trubisky

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>>78229617
I'm not sure I count alternates, but if you want to that's fine.

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is bunglesguy the new jagsguy?

>>78229608
so yes?

>>78229392
>Brownies
>Danny Shelton
>a month ago I'd say Joe Haden but right now IDK

>>78229636
no

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>>78229496
Alright, here; 1 gorillion hours in MS Paint with my shitty drawing skills with a mouse.
Safeties up top are assigned to and shadow their man while staying downfield until their assigned WR gets near to them, while DBs near the LOS bump their man and do their best to stay with them downfield. How's that?