/f1/ - Formula 1 General - No Podiums Edition

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bless

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Can we all take a moment to appreciate are pupper pals.

Pray for Magnussen desu lads

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>>78188948
true dat

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this desu

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>>78188950
our even*

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>>78188950
get well soon pupper

>>78188950
>Pray for Magnussen desu lads
he sick?

>Singapore GP
>Mercedes 1-2 in FP1, FP2 and FP3
>"Ferrari are just sandbagging"
>Mercedes 1-2 in Q1
>"Ferrari will start going fast anytime soon, just you watch"
>Mercedes 1-2 in Q2
>"They're saving their engine modes so they can push more in the pole shootout"
>Mercedes 1-2 in Q3
>"Ferrari were focussing on their race setup, they'll be quicker than the Mercedes tomorrow"

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When Renault finally get it right and turn into a title-challenging team, who will they drop Hulkenberg for?

>>78189088
He's shit at driving

>>78189088
Aussie lad named his new pup Magnussen. Nephew ended up fucking said pups leg up proper good. Waiting on Aussie to say if pup will be alright

>>78189175
Alonso

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>>78189133
s-stop it

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>>78189191

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>>78189207
s-survave pupper dog

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r8 my ride faggots

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>>78188950

Fuck off. /f1/ is a cat general.

>>78189175
Sainz :^) Palmer is here to stay

>>78189566
I r8 it 18/20 on a scale of 20 to 1

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>>78189810
This alright then?

>>78189810
for me, it's all small friends

Qualifying percentages by team (Ferrari)

2000: 59%
2001: 65%
2002: 59%
2003: 50%
2004: 67%
2005: 5%
2006: 39%

And Mercedes:

2014: 95%
2015: 95%
2016: 95%
2017: 77%

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>>78189810
I can't make up an /f1/ related filename for pic related. Someone help me out

>>78190129
doge turns cat into michael schumacher

>>78190129
>giovinazzi looking for his ferrari seat

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>>78190129

>>78190174
>giovinazzi looking for an f1 seat
FTFY

>>78188948
glad ur okay la

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>>78189892
it's gr8 IMO m8

>>78188965
>that filename

You're a bogan magyar

>>78188965
>>78192966
It's from letterkenny.

>>78190080
Well, the Mercedes number two driver made the Ferrari number one look like utter shit so no surpirises here

>>78192465
That fucking MAFIA level. Unironically used that as a racing simulator just because of banking and hardcore damage system - missed a brake point and you basically dead.

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>tfw no F1 gf

reminder that ricciardo is unexposable

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Cuc

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>>78197076
>Implying Maurizio wants to stick his Salami into Minttu's Graavilohi

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>>78188855
>sainz goes to renault at the malaysian gp
>downpour on race day
>manages to get a meme podium
what would Hulk do if something like that happens?

So will Palmer be out of f1 forever? I kind of like him desu

>>78190129
Mercedes showing Ferrari their place

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>Hamilton will surpass based Schumi's 7 WDC in your lifetime

>>78197076
That gook girl looking kimi

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>Phil Hill
>Masten Gregory
>Dan Gurney
>Richie Ginther
>Peter Revson
>Mark Donohue
>Mario Andretti

Why were there so many American F1 drivers that achieved decent to God Tier results between the 50s and 70s and now there are only rejects like Scott Speed or Alexander Rossi? Is this what Trump refers to when he says "Make America Great Again"?

So who actually bought that Aperta for 7M euro or whatever it was?

>>78199637
http://70.ferrari.com/en/calendar/laferrari-aperta-sells-record-8-3-milions-euro
All I know my dude

Who's ready for Formula Norris in next FKino season

>>78197346
delt this

>>78200256
>implying it's not going to be a Canamasas year

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>>78189810

hey kiwibro has the guide gone up for session times yet. is later time locked in?

>>78193089
Donegal? What?

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>>78200714

SkyF1 UK tv guide has it starting at the earlier time (6:30pm EST AU)
http://tv.sky.com/tv-guide#/day/4

>>78200696
Can of man ass is already out from this season

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Birds are /f1/'s official animal. Only literal autists and Dorftrottel would disagree.

>>78200821
It's alright if you act like a turd
'Cause I like birds

Does anyone else find Sainz to be an underwhelming driver?

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>>78200821

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>>78200821

Only literal autists like birds.

>>78200754
Sky NZ's times are 100% fucked.
Friday has FP1 on Friday at 8:15pm (so session start at 8:45pm) followed by Qualy (should be FP2) at 12:15am (session start at 12:45am) on Saturday.
FP3 is at 9:45pm (session start 10:15) on Saturday followed by Qualy at 3:00am (session start 3:30) on Sunday.
Race coverage starts at 10:30pm Sunday and I can't remember how early that starts compared to the race start.

>>78200859
Define underwhelming

>>78200876

btw, the article that pic is from:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/earth/wildlife/8569864/When-birdwatchers-go-bad-how-the-rise-of-wildlife-paparazzi-has-led-to-hide-rage.html

>unscrupulous twitchers are accused of faking digital photographs to claim falsely that they have found rare birds – sometimes even using ones from zoos superimposed on wild backgrounds

>He said he personally had been involved in several violent confrontations with other birders.
>“I have had lots of serious, physical fights when I have tried to stop people from flushing birds away.


Like I said, only literal autists like birds.

>>78197076
why is arrividerci so handsome?

>>78200903
>Like I said, only literal autists like birds.
perfect for /f1/ then

"The alarms are ringing. Everywhere I go today, alarms are ringing. And there's something else, dead birds. I'm seeing dead birds. It seems like everywhere I go, there's a dead bird."

"I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne: Let my armies be the rocks, and the trees, and the birds in the sky."

>>78200878
Either they fixed that or you had some problem.

>>78200941

/f1/ is ironically autistic, not literally autistic.

>>78200878
>>78200959

They look fine on my planner?

Sandown 500 and SGA GP, breddy gud motorsport weekend lads.

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>>78198387
>implying meme magik will not prevent this
r-right guys? imeme magik is real

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>>78200959
>>78200984
I'm looking on the mobile app maybe that's fucked?

>>78201000
>phoneposter
>>>/out/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwXKR9EWhXo

>Hatebeak is a death metal band, formed by Blake Harrison and Mark Sloan, featuring Waldo, a Congo African grey parrot (b. 1991). Hatebeak is the only band to have an avian vocalist.

>>78201008
>he doesn't rate the Bird Brains

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cxhk5Fi7G_s

>>78201000
Oh I see that now, this session is fucked, but there is a proper qualy next day.

>>78188855

>Literally screw up the F1/F2 countdowns
>Don't post news

Just kys yourself

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>>78201002
>takes screenshot of phone app
>emails it to myself
>downloads and posts
Fuck I should have just posted it from my phone. I'm retarded.

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>>78189810

Wrong

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>>78201029
That's true though.

>>78201019
But they're fictional! Also
>Hatebeak is signed to Reptilian Records.
>signed
>a fucking bird
I learned about a dozen fucking instruments and still have to work a shit job and a fucking bird gets a record contract

>>78201027
Until I started working here, the procedure to email a document in the office was to print it, photocopy it, then scan the photocopy and send
>Gr**k efficiancy

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Time to settle this once and for all

VOTE FOR /f1/'s OFFICIAL ANIMAL

http://www.strawpoll.me/13907556

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>>78201066

>Not Doggos instead of dogs

Shit poll

>>78201071
it's a serious poll for serious people

>Renault will have to take a million-dollar sum for the contract resolution with Jolyon Palmer

>There are Williams with 55 points before Toro Rosso (40), HaasF1 (36) and Renault (34).Toro Rosso will go into this battle with the driver pairing Daniil Kvyat and Pierre Gasly.For Red Bulls B-Team a good opportunity to check out the qualities of Gasly in terms of a contract for 2018.For Honda's protege Nobuharu Matsushita is 2018 by the way no place at Toro Rosso.The Japanese do not have a right to speak with the drivers

http://www.auto-motor-und-sport.de/formel-1/motor-2018-mclaren-renault-toro-rosso-honda-12552412.html

Who the FUCK voted for birbs?

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>>78201081
triggered much?

>>78201079
>The Japanese do not have a right to speak with the drivers
wew lads

DOGS BTFO

birbs too

http://www.auto-motor-und-sport.de/formel-1/motor-2018-mclaren-renault-toro-rosso-honda-12552412.html
McLaren with Renault Power for 2018. Honda to Toro Rosso. Sainz at Renault for Malaysia GP

>>78201121

Official or is the same news we were discussing the last two days?

>>78201133
AMUS is pretty reliable usually

>>78201136

The news was reported also by Motorsport but again, there weren't offical statements by the teams. Asking if there were now

>>78201133
>>78201136
Same news then? Although I can't see it not going ahead at this point
>Renault steal Carl O'Sainz as the """"sweetener""""
>they then refuse to switch from STR to McLaren
>Renault laugh in French

Also, consider the following:

Ricciardo beat Verstappen who beat Sainz who beat Kvyat who beat Ricciardo

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>>78201121
Is this because Sainz has a contract with Renault rather than Toro Rosso

>>78201156
No one has a contract with Toro Rosso, ever. They sign to Red Bull and are loaned to STR.

FWIW, Gasly has also hinted he may be racing in Malaysia.

>>78201156

McLaren wants to get rid of Honda because they think the engine will never be sorted out.
Red Bull wants to have Honda as a side bitch with Toro Rosso in case they sort the engine out (then Red Bull will take Honda and be a works team again).
Renault doesn't give a fuck either way, so "what's in it for us?, oh we'll have that driver you didn't want to release to us before".

>>78201142
none yet

>>78201203

Reminder that SkyF1 was so confident that it would be announced early last week, that in the F1 Report (which first airs Wednesday evenings) Pinkham made a disclaimer that "nothing has been announced yet when this was being recorded".

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https://twitter.com/RenaultSportF1/status/907174243506454529

>jolyon next
sure

>>78201237
Will he ever get a podium before retirement

>>78201237
the rumor says Sainz will only join for Malaysia

nice AnCap Pepe though

>>78189207
He's had surgery. Recovering now.

Leg was not amputated. Should be fine to come home tomorrow.

I wonder, would they announce it before/during the Singapore GP and risk Palmer sperging out?
Maybe they'll wait until after the weekend.

>>78201253

>Reminder that not only would a kitten have survived the fall uninjured, it would remember it for life and attack your nephew every time he visited
Instead you're going to have to deal with your crippled dog loving the little shit because all dogs are so fucking needy they'd suck dick for a pat.

>>78201280
I have two cats already. They're completely autonomous and only spend time with me when it's time for bed.

Sister has already said she's selling his xbox, tv and motorbike to pay for the operation.

>>78201315
>Xbox, TV, and Motorbike
Nice, the little shit deserves it

>>78201315
>motorbike
How old is he?

Also how did he hurt the dog's leg?

>>78201383
He's 9.

Threw him off my spare bed to "see if he could fly".

Deadset little retarded cunt.

>>78201387
A nine year old doesn't need all those things. I hope you did the same to him :^)

>>78201387
Can't blame the kid imo, how could he know this thing is so hopelessly fragile? Now he's going to hurt animals secretly just to retaliate for the bike.

>>78201387
>>78201418

Tell me about the rabbits, George.

>It is probably true because getting such a call wrong would a very public embarrassment

Oh Joe. You said Perez to Renault is a done deal a few weeks back.

>This means that Pascal Wehrlein cannot now move there from Sauber (where he will likely be ousted by Ferrari nominee Charles Leclerc) and so the young German will be left out because he cannot join Williams as he is too young for a drive. Williams’s sponsor Martini requires at least one of the drivers to be over 25 and with Lance Stroll ensconced in one seat, the other must be filled by an older driver. Perez has already said no to Williams. Wehrlein is too young

Princess Pascal BTFO.

>So will Felipe Massa stay? Possibly, but there is another driver with immediate F1 experience who will be available as a result of all of these moves: Jolyon Palmer. He’s British, which Williams always likes. He is clearly a decent driver but has had rotten luck with Renault. He is the son of a former Williams test driver (so he knows the right people) and there is some sponsorship that might follow him, which Williams would appreciate. All in all, he’s not a bad bet for Williams in the circumstances

>clearly a decent driver

Top kek. Also Williams couldn't give a fuck if he's British or otherwise.

>>78201747
>hurr hurr imma quote a random article and assume everyone knows what I'm talking about.

Idiot.

>>78201747

The absolute state of Joe's Award and PIDF

>>78201747
Man how funny would it be if we go through the whole 'obrigado, felipe' shit again at Interlagos only to find out he's not actually going anywhere.

>>78201747
Daddy Strulovitch did not pay all them moneys to have Lance """"mentored"""" by Joe, Lee, or Palmer. If anything Lance would be mentoring him.

>>78201747

Left a comment asking him how Palmer is the best option, hopes he approves it because I found a really nice name

>>78201827
kek, would watch

>>78201827
if he has any dignity, he will skip interlagos

>>78201932
>if he has any dignity
>if

lolno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTv0xuAdu4s

>>78201827
The sport and the reputation of Brazil as a whole would never recover.

>Playing F1 2017
>Get to Canadian GP
>Ted's autismo intro starts playing
>"DAE remembers Lewis's first win here in 2007 or Jenson's Magnum Opus performance at the 2011 Canadian GP??!!"

Truly RELENTLESS

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>>78201747
>no link
kys

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never forgetti

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>>78202097
>post yfw you realize Max was born 6 years after 9/11 and in 2020 it will be 10 years ago that Nico Rosberg won his championship

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>>78202113

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>>78202113
the next race is another 7 months away

>>78202132
>>78202113
>Lewis Hamilton has won every championship since 2010

>>78202113
>>78202132
>>78202168
>if Senna was still alive he would be 97 years old
>Schumi has been in a coma for 19 years

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>>78202216
>>78202168
make it stop pls

https://pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-miduki-hoshino-s-nipple-f6j9ne1/answers/new.html

>>78202113
>>78202132
>>78202168
>>78202216
>Mika Hakkinen just won his 7th WDC and is talking about retiring

>>78202230
Hey missed these nice little surveys. Thank you friend. Do have a nice day

>Jacques Villeneuve's last race was 50 years ago

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>>78202113

>you now remember the halo

>>78200987
'course it is. Portugal won the euros, don't you remember?

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>It's been 3000 years since Jackie Stewart won the wdc and freed the Israelites.

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mfw itt autosport call him that

>>78202294

Might be able to snatch out a Joe's Award Forum in the comments, he approved my version of Joe Forum and I'm trying to push the limit a little more

when is f1 on?

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>>78202354
dot com

>>78202289
That was a good day.

Also
>Lance Stroll is the youngest person ever

>>78202368
so was I once upon a time

>>78202354
how does it feel to be a complete joke of a "human being" and even have your own meme >>78202363 here? Are you proud of your life?

So Bahamas Bro, wagwan with the hurricane? Internet still working I see.

>>78202406
feels better than being poor la

>>78202415

tf
tp

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>South americans hating Bahamabro because he shitposts better than them de facto exposing them as shitholes inhabited by literal wild animals and monkeys

Keep up the good work Bahama, have a Ricci

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>>78202448
Pretty sure Guatemalalad was the guy who measured up Lewis in Autocad, that was pretty funny. But then le gimmick lad doesn't seem to post on reddit as far as we know and posts nudes for our bants on /sp/.

>>78202448
>shitholes inhabited by literal wild animals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSVQndi_GEE

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>>78202415

>>78202481
>Willehnouff

>>78202474
>Pretty sure Guatemalalad was the guy who measured up Lewis in Autocad

Refined and tuned what we already had, nothing more

>>78202481

Not a shithole tho

>Mercedes don't renew Valtteri's contract
>Massa retires and he goes back to Williams
>they make him Stroll's pussy beta bitch for taking away his second place in Baku

>>78202504
>Not a shithole tho

The wild animals make it a shithole.

>>78202508
>they make him pussy beta bitch

Implying he isn't one already

>>78202511

No, just imagine a bunch of koalas living in a mansion, the place is still cool despite the animals

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Ready for Singapore?
https://vimeo.com/30678570

>>78202536
>No, just imagine a bunch of koalas living in a mansion, the place is still cool despite the animals

>you decide to visit a country
>you drive your car there
>while your car is parked, a bunch of wild animal scum rip every part off it they can manage.
When you get home do you tell your friends it was a great place? or that it was a shithole filled with wild animals?

>>78202604
CLAIRE WTF ARE YOU DOING

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HE IS
THE MAN ON A MISSION

why does everyone like that kubica cunt.

>>78202604
Di Resta should have thought twice praising Kubica last F1 weekend.

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>>78202604
Robert lad let it go

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>>78202604

>>78202604
WE CAN REBUILD HIM
WE HAVE THE MONEY

What's the F1 equivalent of this`?
https://oddshot.tv/s/g_05U6

>>78202448
>Guatemala
>South American
Pick one, Luigi

>>78202604
Why did he still have a Renault contract in the first place?! What did he do for them in the last 6 years besides 2 tests this year?

>>78202618
Fucking kekkity kek

>>78202756

Everything south Clinton's wall is South America desu

>>78202758

The contract was for the 2 tests and probably some other option, waffle

Has Massa actually done any work for Martini? Since they're insisting on an over-25.

>>78202747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wo-wlfxD5q0

>>78202868
JPM was an absolute treasure.

>>78202880
Agreed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stb0sqtwAZA

>Williams & Force India both have age clauses in their sponsor contracts. Wehrlein too young.

tfw to babby to drive for proper teams

>>78203121
Ocon is two years younger than wehrlein though.

>>78203158
They also have a no cunts clause. Note that's cunts plural, so they're allowed one cunt.

>>78203183
no cunts allowed. is that your policy to getting laid as well

>>78203158

Perez isn't

>>78203228
Wifi in prisons was a mistake.

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Post yfw Kubica gets the Williams seat and then sennas himself

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>The next F1 race is over 2 years away

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>>78203237
>he fucks up his other arm

>>78203238
>by that time, Fernando Alonso will be 44 years old

>Vettee's last WDC was 10 years ago

>>78203261
>by that time, Fernando Alonso will be dead for a year because his massive Indy 500 crash

>>78201253
Genuinely glad to hear that, mate - good stuff

how to get a gf

>>78203355
Dont be Finnish

>>78203355
this

>>78203355
Be a horse>>78203355

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>>78203374

>>78203389
you couldn't even get laid with a prozzie shut the fuck up

buying gf

>>78203249
>he fucks up the damaged arm again, says it's not bad because he only needs on arm, then fucks up the good arm a weekend later

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>>78203237

>>78201079
F1 in 2020:
>Raikkonen still at Ferrari
>Ricciardo still at Red Bull
>Blyatt still at Toro Rosso
>Hulkenberg still 0 podiums

>>78201747
>Also Williams couldn't give a fuck if he's British or otherwise
remember 2010. Mercedes wasn't going to have two German drivers. McLaren wasn't going to have two British drivers
>minardi had two Dutch drivers at some point
don't let your memes be dreams, Joylon. Together with Lance, you can destroy Williams better than Frank, Mechachrome, BMW or Claire ever could alone.

>Teams are getting impatience about halo dimensions and stuff
>They are all retarding 2018 chassis projects
>FIA is caring more about the color of it instead of giving the teams info

Halo ditched for at least 2018 due to lack of time or full meme Sauber 2018 somehow nails the project and shits on everybody like BrawnGP with LeGOAT wdc

Choose your timeline

>>78203683
>Sauber exploit loophole that regulations don't actually require a halo, chassis is 100kg lighter than everyone else's because of it
>Other teams can't adapt because you can only have 1 spec of chassis per season
>Ericsson wins multiple races

Dr. Marko will sack Gasly for spilling the beans about the Reanult/Honda saga.

>he did the same fucking thing last year and was almost fired

>>78203779
>Ericsson wins multiple races
Leclerc you mean.

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>Honda engines suddenly good
>Blyat with the Halo thinks he's completely invincible
>Goes full torpedo and wins races hand over fist by just removing everyone from the track

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKdqSwUcHIM&feature=youtu.be&t=3m24s
Did we miss Alonso BTFOing Bottas on team radio last weekend?

>>78204065
>Blyat with the Halo thinks he's completely invincible
We already have Amx thinking he's completely invincible but he's not yet achieved removing everyone from the track though.

>>78203779
more like
>sauber in 100 kg lighter than everyone else
>still struggles to get through Q1

>>78204077
Man it's great to just hear the natural sounds without crofty's stupid fuckin voice over it.

>>78204128
He's too busy destroying his own car.

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whoever invented halo needs to be publicly executed

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>>78204077
ALO is a bit of a cunt

>>78204459
only a bit?

>>78204459
I'd be a bit of a cunt too if I was in his position.

The fact he doesn't just punch people in the face at this stage is impressive.

>>78204141
yeah it ruined your mum's sex tape too

>>78204044
No, Leclerc wins 16 races and Ericsson wins 3

>>78204134
Let me have my fantasy

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>>78204617

>>78204617
rude.

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>>78204617
>AND IT'S LIGHTS OUT AND AWAY I GO

>>78204077
I can't tell if he's saying "Look how much time Bottas lost in the blue flags for not waiting" or "Look how much time he made me lose for not waiting"

>>78189133
They have a wet setup!

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>Giuseppe Premio Piazza

>Joe
>Award
>Forum (in latin)

>>78205070
cheeky

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0eSyD08-cRwR0UHJaHJv_A/videos

This guy has been posting the whole FKino+Mini Cars races this year if someone wants to see them/download them for winter stream (talking to you streamburger)

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Obligatory Floersch gets your penis wet post in the middle of the thread.

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What do I get for my gf's birthday lads?

I'm usually pretty creative with presents and the like but I can't think of shit this year

>>78205729
Get her some expensive sweets and maybe an engagement ring if you really like her (optional).
Also do something nice for her parents like weeding out their shitty overgrown garden for once in a while.. They're going to appreciate that.

>>78205729
dick in a box

>>78205776
>sweets
No thanks. I detest that shit, look at what happened to poor Nick. She'd be bewildered if I got her sweets.
>engagement ring
Not until we're both finished with uni and have a proper job
>her parents
love me anyway

>>78205786
good post

>>78205844
Your standards are way too high imho. Do you know that men in China pay up to 50000 eurobucks just to have a bride that has basic education? What makes you think that you're going to get a lawyer to marry you?

>>78205885
Any chance you're high?

>>78205920
maybe. The things I said about the Asian bride market are actually true, tho.

You can actually buy a Vietnamese woman for about 10000 Euro. There's a huge slave trade market going on over there it's fucking insane.

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Anyone going to the IAA this year?

>>78205729
a gigolo

>>78206101
post more of that t h i c c

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>>78206116
don't have many pics like that sadly

>>78205729
Buy tickets for you both to Europa Park inclduing a night in one of the hotels. Everybody will think you are rich and it's fun. Just try to avid days with lots of kids.

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>>78206101

Wew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsa57ZlK_sY

>>78206700

Needs gamepad halo desu

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>arab princes get your dicks out

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Why do we hate them again?

>>78206939
One's an autist, one's a nigger. Representing the most boring team in F1 history.

>>78206939
one of them is a nigger

>>78206969
>One's an autist
just like the rest of us, so why aren't we supporting him?

>>78207006

He's not funny autist

>>78206969
>One's an autist, one's a nigger.
BLACKED race driver special when?

>>78206700
Why does every car sound the same?

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>>78205480
blacked

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>>78206101
Went there every year/every second year since the last 6 years but won't make it this time. Going to DR at that time.

Are italians human?

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>>78207410
honorary human

Heard rumours about Renault getting Sainz and Gasly making his debut for Toro Rosso, how true could this be?

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>>78207358
DR?

>>78207943
Dominican Republic probably

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>>78207959
Oh yeah that makes sense. Good timing.

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>$300 t-shirt

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>>78208035
that's a clever title

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>>78207410

Someone here got its jimmies rustled I see

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>>78201066

Dogs utterly BTFO

>>78207410
t. pidgeon eater

>>78207943
>>78207959
He's right. Take pics for /f1/ though, if you're going. I'd definitely appreciate it.

>>78208315
t. Swamp creature

>>78207063
Because Indycars sound the same in real life

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>>78208398

t. has never been to an Indycar race in real life

>>78207063
Basically everyone has been using the blanket excuse 'it's just early test build of game'

>>78208416
I want to lick your vagina :)

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>>78208438

Hope you like the taste of nigga cum.

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>>78208456
>nigga cum

It's called mämmi and it tastes really good

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W E W
E
W


>tfw most of the "F1 time" sites are wrong and people are going to miss FP1

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>>78208483

>tastes really good
>Finnish food
pick one

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>>78208456
Pretty sure he's used to it already :^)

Why don't the other drivers simply try harder to win races?

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>>78208499

Are you an Indonesian, m8.

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>>78208506

>>78208518
>>78208506
didnt mean to give (You) a (You)

At Monza in 2017:
>Palmer cut the chicane to not lose a place to Alonso
>Palmer later retired with an engine problem
>Alonso said this is "karma"

Meanwhile, Alonso has:
>participated in race fixing
>blackmailed his team boss for preferential treatment, resulting a 100 million dollar fine and the teams disqualification from the WCC
>blocked his teams pitbox during qualifying in an attempt to ruin his teammates qualy run
>destroyed the morale at every team he's been a part of
>retired from 20 races in the last 3 years due to engine problems

Really makes you think...

Bahamian gimmick cunts OUT

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>>78208587
rude desu

>>78208605
You and Ricciardo will die this weekend.

>>78208618
gonna miss Danny :(

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>tfw we expect Ferrari to do well this weekend, but they're shit again

>>78208690
would this cat survive on a race track on sunday?

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>>78208700

Yes. Cats are smart. They know to only cross the track as quickly as possible, when a car isn't there.

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>You now remember Alonso won the last meme race at fuji 2008, truly the best japanese gp.

>>78208738

Dogs on the other hand...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AD-KcZmFXC0

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good night

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>Cat posting

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>>78205480
>tfw your parents didn't get you into karting

I hope the renault engine is super bad next year not because I hate Alonso but because the sheer hilarity of it would fantastic.

>>78209290

Good post.

>>78209290
think about the casualties

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>>78209290

Think of the sperg outs he currently has when his Honda blows up when he's in 17th
No imagine what his sperg out will be like when he's leading a race for the first time in 4 years and his Renault blows up.

>>78209889
I miss Bossberg seems his YouTube died too.

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Martin Brundle has such a weird accent. When someone makes a divebomb I can never tell if he's saying "Dan Dare on the brakes" or "Down there on the brakes"

>>78209958
>tfw I've started watching old interviews just because I like the way he speaks English

Bossberg was best berg

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>>78210374

>mfw you remove your pants to do this

>>78210423
>tfw you will never walk in on mana jilling herself, too caught up in Rosberg's words to hear you enter

She would look so beautiful letting out a deep throaty moan as she climaxes to a hip shaking orgasm.

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>Claire didn't get her mum's looks

Disappointing.

Would some kind lad post that pic of Stoffel hugging the tires?

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>>78210781

>>78210852
was his exposure of alonso sufficient enough for me to rate him?

>>78210707
is that from the Williams film? i downloaded it but haven't watched it yet, is it any good?

>>78210852
thanks m8, put a smile on my face.

>>78211047

Yes.
I've only watched the first 20 minutes, but it's not terrible so far.
I'm worried it's going to be entirely positive though.