OFFICIAL BROWNS LOSE THREAD WEEK 1

Browns fan but were gonna lose

might just go to the bungles/ratbirds thread and shitpost/laugh at whoever loses instead desu

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who /unironicallyhopeful/ here?

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>>78175933
Laughing at the Ratbirds is always a good time.

Why is the stadium so empty?

>>78175933
Probably. Ben is about to become the all-time leader in wins in Cleveland since the merger. Wtf happened to Derek Anderson. He wasn't shit for you guys that one year

>>78175880
When you make a thread please check if there is already one made. Now there are two threads for a game nobody cares about.

Go Browns!

Please dump all Browns related feels guy and Pepe's. New computer. Didn't save folders.

Why is CBS showing the Texans and Jags national anthem?

>>78176257
Just wait until the game starts

>>78176143
Derek Anderson had a fluke season in which he was meant to be a placeholder for the rookie Brady Quinn. Unfortunately, Phil Savage is retarded and decided one decent season means franchise QB.

>>78176282
TY

>using old 1990s script "Browns"
>still wearing new swag uniforms

WTF I LOVE COPS NOW.

>>78176143
Carolina here, trust me Derek Anderson is hot garbage

Red Pill me on Deshone Kizer spee

Nice job Oline

When do we dragons?

>>78176464
You'll be redpilled soon enough. Just watch.

Browns

>>78176464
He's a black QB who isn't Jameis Winston.

When Ben gets the ball.

>>78176464
Plays QB on the Cleveland Browns

All this spaghetti already

Yes, the classic 3rd and long draw

Well, that was fast.

Holy hell this classic browns

AND WE'RE OFF

BAHAHAHAHA
>BROWNS

Why am I not surprised?..

At least the Indians are good

>the shantytown of Cleveland>the shantytown of Cleveland>the shantytown of Cleveland>the shantytown of Cleveland>the shantytown of Cleveland>the shantytown of Cleveland>the shantytown of Cleveland

>switched to Steelers D on fantasy last second
Based

BASEBURGH STEELERS AND THE BIG DICK YINZERS

Jeepers

Jesus fuck Christ, pull it together Cleveland.

35-3 cap it

It was well worth the entire offseason just to see that. How I missed you Cleveland

so it begins

WEW, STARTING EARLY THIS YEAR HUH CLEVELAND

I was upset they weren't having Brown return it for a second, but this is so much better,

A little too early for that

>>78176141

Now I understand.

>>78176581
Because it's typical. Short pass, no receivers open, scramble. Run for loss of 9, no blocking on right side. 3rd and long draw play or screen. Punt block.

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Acceptable first drive

Anyone got any Redzone streams?

what happened

>>78176707
Browning

>old Browns memes

C O M F Y

>>78176707
Blocked punt and td

Browns already browning in the first drive of the season

>>78176707
Browns being the Browns

>>78176764
First set of downs

redpill me on high ankle sprains

it didnt even look like he was blocked. jesus

>>78176676
Fuck off tripfag no one was looking for your special insight

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I don't even like this game any more. Let's go Injuns

>>78176800
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_ankle_sprain

>Browns
>Lions

>>78176838
Fuck off tripfag no one was looking for your special insight

>>78176827
I didn't do anything to you.

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Truly believe this is the year of the 7

>>78176875
Fuck off leaf-fag no one was looking for your special insight

How can a team be so fucking bad at committing penalties? They can't do anything positive.

ELITE

Holy shit, a complete pass.

cant play defensive ball if you dont let them on the field

>>78176917
We'll get it, Steelersbro, and then Ben will leave forever.

>>78176917
Number 7 delivers number 7. Just as the prophecy foretold.

WTF???! I LOVE BLACK QB's NOW!

Chickillo is doing great

>5 WRs
>not one gets open

Jesus fucking Christ

webbum whr

Chickallo doing his best Lambert impression

I fucking love Chickillo now.

2/2
apologize spee

That block of the punt looked really easy. What the fuck happened there?

Big Ben time

When does joe thomas kill himself?

Look at the bright side, Browns. At least you won't have to play >us until week 17 after this.

steelers are looking really good. They're up against a professional football team and just completely destroying them. Steelers 16-0

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>>78177103

>>78177156

> Browns
> professional football team

That's a stretch

>>78177070
Are you new to the NFL? If so, the Browns happened. They're the league's comedic relief.

fuck the browns, this is what you get when you concentrate more on social issues than doing your fucking job.

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Who the fuck could eat all of this?

>every commercial
>some guy with a deep voice trying to shame you into buying their shit
>hurrrr big strong man wants me to buy [arby's, pickup truck, etc.]

What kind of cuck actually falls for this?

Browns "play better' activated when?

imagine willingly spending your time and money to watch the browns play

>>78177205
DONT POST IT

>>78177205
My dude, the half pound French dip is outta this world.

>>78177205
Probably not anywhere near that big when you actually get the sandwich

>>78177205
>>78177253
P O S T
O
S
T

Did the NFL not show the anthem of this game because of the browns kneeling?

>>78177205
I once took a Mickey D's dinner box by myself
I call it the dinner box challenge

>>78177279

well it says half a pound

that one was ticky tacky

>>78177306
If you really want to test yourself do the dollar menu challenge at Wendy's/

>>78177307
Eating half a pound of lunch meat isn't really that difficult

The defense is playing as well as I expected at least.

What the fuck is Tomlin doing with these screens?

>>78177305
>Did the NFL not show the anthem of this game because of the browns kneeling?
I didn't think the browns could embarass themselves or their fans anymore until they did that and in a fucking PRESEASON game. thankfully I'm a pretty casual nfl fan anyway so I can just laugh

It seems the best defense for the Browns is the Steelers' offense.

>>78177307
Half a pound of meat is alot but it wouldnt be a solid 4 inch stack.

Also, wew boy the steelers fuckin suck too.

Hue Jackson is str8 retarded, nigga

http://video.nfl.com/films/vodzilla/76816/Steelers_block_the_punt_for_the_first_TD-QnlZCFuN-20170910_101304447_5000k.mp4

>>78177430

It's bound to work eventually

They'll never expect a sixth in a row

>>78177305
They didn't kneel today, they showed Houston because of the hurricane

>so many fucks commercials

I really am thinking about not watching this season. This is fucking retarded

>>78177430

Greg Williams likes to blitz a lot of people, so in anticipation of this Haley is calling lots of short passes to counter them.

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oh shit time for offense

>>78177358
Just get everything that's a dollar at Wendy's?
I might bite

The key to the dinner box is saving one of the big macs for last
Switch nuggets and fries between the two burgers
And once you get to that final big mac
It's just like going home

>>78177430
Get the feeling he was snubbing Bell that first series

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Did somebody say roast beef?

AYO HOL UP WE FINNA THROW MORE SCREENS UNTIL IT WORKS NIGGA

Haha haha what a quirky funny numale in the Verizon commercial go sportsball

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>>78177494
>oh shit time for offense

>>78177524
source?

>>78177205

That ain't shit. I could eat that in a few minutes.

Shit, I can gobble down a McDouble in about 15-20 seconds.

I thought the NFL was going to get better about ads. This is way worse than last season.

Who /puttingbeersdownandpickingupchlorox/ here?

>>78177485
they always abuse with the commercials in the 1st half, calm down m8

>>78177570
There's no hope that you'll find that attractive

>Tuitt signs 61/5 extension
>questionable to return
wat the fugg

It's literally 30 mins after kickoff and only 10 min of game time. The amount of commercials is fucking insane.

Needed more touch on that one

>black qb

When will people learn

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>>78177580
>I thought the NFL was going to get better about ads.

You actually believed that shit?

>>78177502
Oh fuck didn't read that right. That dinner box sounds like a mess lol

>>78177645
Have you heard him talk? He's not full black

>>78177596
>t. Pickup merchant

>>78177707

I can smell it from here.

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>>78177707

>>78177707
never gets old

>half black qb
So the media is going to force-meme him as greatest QB of all time, right?

>>78177707
Looks like a raisin

>>78177651
Literally nobody did. They didnt even say they would, this guy is pulling it out of his ass

>>78177707
Did you guys just hear him say the end of this post number?

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>>78177707

>>78177768
If they didn't wouldn't be because of is race. Would be because of ND.

Kizer is looking good

Browns offensive line look great, really good situation for whatever QB they draft next year

>>78177707
I mean what if it's not that grossly huge an gapy?
She could've just got fucked then

>>78177835
He needs to chill a little bit, throwing it really hard

Oh fuck that he gets a shot at the ball too

Shit fuckin call

>PI
are the steelers being merciful or are they really being retarded?

I really hope some of you Steelers fans lose a loved one soon

fucking refball

Unironically letting the Browns score

>browns actually had a good drive against teh stillers
what the hell is going on?

>>78177998
afc north is old breh

and thus began the kizer dynasty

I really hope you and your extended family die in a hurricane.

>>78177992
He literally shoved him before the ball was there you inbred shit

Who will replace Rothschildsburger when he retires lads?

>inb4 career ending injury for Kizer this game

>>78177835
Agreed. Pretty surprised af rn tbqh senpai. Thought he'd be bad.

>>78177998
Steelers like to play down to teams via penulties

Browns fans deserve at least this one moment of hope and happiness

>PI
>TD
Kizer is the new joe flaccid ?

kizer is a real cutie

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>>78178056
The Brain.

What the fuck just happened.

I really wish Kizer tore his acl on that celebration jump

>>78178056
the hairless wonderboy, josh dobbs

HERE WE GO BROWNIES HERE WE GO

Bretty good jump desu

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is kizer, dare i say it, elite?

Is shittsburg home to the worst human beings in Ameica?

Fug we almost had it

Get it together Steelers

>>78178146
Pull back on that, still the first quarter, he hasn't had a career ending injury yet this game

>>78178146
He is.

Okay so Browns just had a case of the nervous jitters on the first series

>go for quick piss
already 7-7

fucks sake

>>78178106
>Literal cone head
We're fucked

>>78178170
They really should have played the starters for a bit in the last preseason game. They're rusty as fuck.

>Rookie QB not being bad
>Defense looking like they did all preseason

Is it, dare I say, our time?

>>78178154
>Forgetting the H.
Pittsburgh itself is dope as fuck. But you get ten miles outside of city limits and its a hellhole. Same story for all of Ohio

You're not American if you don't clap at the tv on football Sundays

why do all the commercials show white guys as dopes and women and black guys as heros?

>>78178106

What the fuck is his problem? His head is all fucking weird.

>The Browns had possession for about 12:30 in the first quarter
Holy fuck

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>>78178296
nigga pls, he's the future

>>78178242
True desu

>>78178242
Seen this before. Rust will come off and they'll start scoring with ease.

>The sheer possibility that we could be starting the season with a trap game

end me now senpai.

>>78178280
Because it's racist if they do the opposite

>>78178341
The browns will counter by throwing at Haden

HHEEEAAAAATTTTTHHHH

That's a little better

Busted coverage scheme

time for the browns defense to fall apart

>>78177707
It's the slimey-ness that really sells it

Ben bigger than those linemen

>>78178296

has some disease that deletes his hair

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>"I'm a stoolers fan" what did he mean by this

Blue 42 blue 42 set set kike

have the steelers always been this bad?

Why are all the 'athletes' black?

Bell is done. wheels are flat.

>>78178259

Same for all of the Rust Belt really, except Detroit, which just always sucks. Went to Buffalo recently, the city is surprisingly fun.

>>78178503
We have them destroy their brains for our enjoyment

Damn it

I'm so glad we traded Vance McDonald to the Steelers.

>>78178503
they are cheaper

OH COME ON

>>78177485
just watch another game during them. I just go to the game mix channel during commercials

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>lose yards via penalties
>Offense completely falls apart

I don't like this meme bros

>>78178503

they have been specifically bred for the last four hundred years to be athletic

Much prefer soccer to football these days. I guess my mind has just evolved.

>>78178503
White children in america play baseball or soccer.

>>78178609
wtf I love slavery now

>having rapist Will Ferrell as your quarterback
It was going to catch up to you eventually, Stoolers

>>78178530
Agreed. Any of the rust belt cities are awesome if you're willing to disregard any concern for your health. Better bar food, more drinking, etc. than the rest of the US.

is Jabrill Peppers starting?

>>78178672

He should be

>>78178259
The suburbs really aren't that bad compared to some other cities.

We fell for the brown's ruse lads, the steelers are losing this one.

>>78178528
Everytime I hear his name I think they're saying lady antebellum

Steelers are fucking dirty

DAMN

>>78178659
I don't want to disregard my health though. now where do i go?

Typical, struggling against crap teams

kizer dead

>murderburg
kek

Steelers already chimping out

>>78176699
WHAT THE FUCK SHAZIER!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

The Steelers are the niggers of the NFL

>>78178637
>I like watching Brown men walk up a field for an hour and a half to score zero.

TARGETING

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I smell a shitposting bungals fag

>throwing into quinuple coverage5

might as well have resigned colt mccy

>throws to yhe guy covered by 7 guys

>>78178690
Disagree. If you're close to the city, it's not too bad. Once you get out of Allegheny county, its pretty damn bad.

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>Penalties 4/51

>Kizer sidestepping the fuck out of T.J. Watt
KEK

Do the Browns have the best Punter and Kicker in the league?

>This commercial
Didnt know aaron rodgers was canadian

so many fucking commercials

>>78178717
I live out west and 'bar food' is french fries or fried veggies with some weird fuckin dip or something. So do that and vodka. I gain like five lbs any time I come back to the burgh.

I hope the Browns defense comes out there and hurts somebody. Fuck that cheapshot on Kizer.

>>78178870
Nah, Marquette King is the best punter

BAZINGA

>>78178895
If you suck enough dicks they make you an honorary Canadian.

How does Todd Haley still have a job

BAZINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BROWNS D KEEP TREATING THE STEELERS O LIKE THEIR MOMMAS PUSSY

STUFF'D

Feed?

Bullshit

>u-uh p-penelty on the B-Browns
>C-can't have them doing anything

>>78179032
Cant you go 5 min without eating? Youre making us look bad

>>78178994
But he really, really likes women

Peppers return dragon incoming

Damn you Steelers

>this browns d
do the steelers have negative offensive yards right now?

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Fuck Bell

For fucks sake. Time to take Bell out back and put a fucking bullet in him. Spineless twat. Trade him for mccaffery and also bring back Cowher

Guys guys have you ever thought about this: what if the Browns were a good team?

So much for patience. Fuck you Bell you want $15m/yr and can't get 1 fucking yard against the Shitstains?

Are the Browns better than the Steelers?

Is this the start of the Browns' decade of dominance?

EVERYTHINGS COMING UP CLEVELAND

Pittsburgh is laying a steamy turd right now

Wow I want to buy a Verizon subscription now since that weird guy told me to

>>78179191
Those numbers say yes

>the browns look competent
help i cant handle feeling hopefui

SASHI BROWN THE SAVIOR OF CLEVELAND OHIO

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>>78179181

>>78179181
>>78179191
No steelers always start the season off rusty.

>>78179180
I laughed

>>78179170
trump will deport you mexinigger spic faggot

WALL

This is the Browns defense without Shelton or Garret on the line

>>78179095

But we have the meats. Why do you hate America you fucking commie faggot?

>>78179181
I wouldn't go that far, the Steelers might be bad.

The AFC North might be a bad division this season.

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haven't been this hyped about a Browns team since the Kosar days

>tfw drafted Steelers entire offense in fantasy
>46 total yards

>>78179191
>The Steelers are struggling against a shit team

water is wet

>>78179274
Damn, how'd he get away with such a shit throwing motion

>>78179248
>sleeping on the nigga Ogunjobi

>that cheeky smile by the ref

the browns are out here looking like a real football team

Thank goodness

You now remember josh gordon

Tryna get my boy Kasen Williams involved hell yea

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>OFFICIAL BROWNS LOSE THREAD WEEK 1
Stoolersfags must be sweating rn

young dragon

DeShone needs to calm down a bit, trying to throw everything on a rope

>commercial during timeout
Greedy kikes

>>78179306
No idea, but he was one of the leading NFL passers from 86-91.

i wish i had a dog

>>78179389
You know if senpai. I forgot how abusive my relationship with the steelers was

>1 commercial mini break

>omg Stillers finally have Ben Brown Bell Bryant etc on the field
>omg Stillers finally have put together a solid DB core
Sick of this shit

dafuq was that pip lowes ad?

hello notre shame fan here. pls don't ruin kizer

they should just always have commercials playing along side the game feed

The Browns might have a quarterback if Kizer improves on his first game in the league.

?is brown injured

GO FOR IT
they wont

>>78179274
Didn't Tim couch have a good season in 2003 or some shit?

>>78179486
Brian Kelly tried as hard as he could to

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>>78179441
im your dawg bro

Cleveland will win.

>>78179495
James Harrison will end his career in the 4th quarter cap this post

luke keekly only squating 315 top lol.

>>78179524
Fuck Kelly tbqh

Just rest the bar on your chest retard

>this lowkey snuff film mcdonalds ad

why are guys in commercials such fucking fags

I'm calling it here:
>Ben is going to trow a pick 6 on this drive

>>78179519
i was excited about tim couch but the Browns quickly extinguished that with shitty o-line play. i'm surprised couch is still alive with all the hits he took. this year it looks like the Browns have both a decent defense and offense, unheard of in cleveland since 1999

BAZONKER

>>78179519
Tim Couch would have been the truth if he wasn't hurt so often. Best turds QB since they abandoned the city.

>that right haymaker by Collins

>>78179626
To whom? I'm hoping Peppers

>>78179619
They are trying to condition the alphas that watch football

>>78179619
That's what the media elites want

WTF ARE YOU DOING RUN UPFIELD YOU STUPID N

>>78179657
I was thinking Boddy-Calhoun

Why is Peppers playing 45 yards deep?

>>78179680
>>78179667
its working, i want to go have a cappuccino from mcdonalds and fail at a 185 bench

GREAT DEFENSIVE AWARENESS

>>78179738
I'd be down with either. I think Boddy-Calhoun is actually criminally underrated

Why the fuck IS he 30 yards off the line

I HATE THIS.

>>78179748
Prevent

>>78179748

He's the only safety on the field.

>>78179748
H-he's fast and we don't want a dragon

>>78179780
It was just strange. Like a punt block formation on 3rd down

>>78179748
Hue doesn't want to give up the "Big Play"

>Bell still rusty af
>Bryant still rust af

my boy larry ogabooga out here teachin kids and shit

Run game is still pretty shit, need to get more oline push

That hit

>>78179767
I agree. Love that boy, he's the reason they could finally get rid of Haden

Damn, Crow should have picked that up

https://youtu.be/nyVS-ufWM2s Elpresador live streaming the game

OOF

REKT

welcome to the nfl von kaiser

Stop going run-run-pass
I thought you wanted your rookie QB to succeed

>announcers keep calling black guy "Ooga booga"

What the fuck

[Mario 64 OMFFH sound]

How many fucking penalty yards is that for the Steelers now? Tomlin better be laying a beatdown in halftime this is unacceptable.

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>>78179923

>>78179923
its literally his name

Steelers 3 and Out and doesn't afraid of anything

Was that Brock Lesner?

it figures that browns have a great punter

Lmao

imagine being a browns fan on this day. they'll be making dvds of this historic first half.

>>78179986
That's the haircut of a man that doesn't like homosexuals

>>78179923
Oh-Gun-Jo-Bee