STOKE vs MANCHESTER UTD Pre Match Discussion and Game Thread #1

#SCFC Starting XI v @ManUtd: Butland; Cameron, Zouma, Wimmer; Diouf, Fletcher, Allen, Pieters; Shaqiri, Jese; Choupo-Moting

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Another boring 4-0 for Manchester United.
This will be a good daye

>>78145275
Guess that means we're playing in black today

>>78145275
motherfucker doesn't play Lindelof

>>78145421
Needs work La

>>78145421
did you see what he did vs real in USA? lol, Lindelof is a fucking idiot

>>78145421
>throwing Lindelof into a game away at Stoke

He'll play on Tuesday versus Basel. Bailly and Jones are suspended for that one.

>>78145466
suspended what for?

>>78145539
Bailly got a red card for hitting someone in the EL semifinal last season that landed him a 3 match suspension. Jones got a 2 or 3 game ban (can't remember) for verbally abusing a UEFA doping agent after the EL final. He was dragged away from a team picture for the victims of the Manchester bombing to go and do a blood test.

Kinda need to win this after today's results. Thought Tottenham, City or Chelsea might have slipped up.

>0 white scorers

Any anon got a nice stream?

>no Fellaini due to injury

We lost lads.

>>78145851
actually unironically concerned at this.

Does anyone ever watch BT Sport Score?

>>78145868
I know, he's so good when you want to defend a lead.

>>78145759
Fellaini scored against Leicester.

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>>78145908
Nah. Guessing it's a knockoff of Soccer Saturday.

Haha Jake Humphreys top lad haha. LAD. Cheeky banter. Cheeky banter with the lads. Haha

anyone else get really fat during the holi's and then become really skinny during the academic year? i feel like i'm gonna die from heart attack if i keep this up every year

>>78145908
I literally only watch the match time on BT Sport. watching MUTV buildup desu

How much did united spend on lindelof

>>78146102
£30m

>>78146102
lindalot

>Mark Hughes thinks he's spotted a weakness in this Man Utd team that he'll exploit today

Hmmmm.

>>78146124
Darmain and whoevers on the left.

>>78146124
Wonder if it's the same weakness as last year

>>78146102
3/5 Stones.

>>78146124
probably let them score 4 getting it out of the way and then look to score one, cementing Hughes as the legend coach who scored first against United

>>78146148
We'll Blind is an obvious weakness but he's not playing today. Darmian can defend. He's just shit going forward.

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MAN TRY SAY STOKE CAN HOLD ME

>>78145264
>shawdrops

>>78146166
8.4 pounds?

>>78146203
SHUT UP

>>78146210
he's injured I think

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>>78145215
>bet my salary on Manure
Hope they win

>>78146278
£1?

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>>78146306
300 US

>>78146183
Darmian is wank

Need a cheey stoke draw desu

>>78146325
I thought he really improved towards the end of last season

>>78146325
He was good in the EL run last year

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>>78146323
Fecking Vietnams
Official chicken and plane ticket sponsers.

>>78146325
Nah he's good at defending

Gonna go suck some dick before the game starts, lads. Jealous? Faggots. I'm a girl.

>>78146403
I'm genuinely jealous.

Hopefully one of your Lukakus, your Pogbas or your Rahsfords can get a goal today.

Predicting a 0-0 barnstormer.

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>>78146203

SHAT AP

FUG LADS Jose has a sexy new coat this season. Looks like one of his 2004/2005 outfits.

>Valencia not playing for Valencia

>>78146403
>I'm a girl.
Actually you're not as there are no genders anymore.

>Pogbas Mum doing his hair again

MANCHESTER

UNITED
*clap clap*

UNITED
*clap clap*

UNITED
*clap clap*

UNITED
*clap clap*

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But will they do it on a mildly warm night in Stoke?

HAHA look at the top of Mourinhos head
fucking JUST man with barely any hair :DD

>in-programme betting adverts
Disgusting.

This Chupo Moting lad is the worst player in the league from what I've seen so far. Hopefully I can reverse jinx him

wtf is going on with these intense hugs?

>>78146532
*bites lip*

>>78146403
HOUSTON
O
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>>78145782
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccerstreams/comments/6z2ar8/1630_gmt_stoke_city_vs_manchester_united/

Ref kit is /fa/

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>>78146403
Do girls even like sucking dick?

>gashford
>pookaku
>pogshit

Literally bet365 the tv show.

>wrestlemania

>>78146606
only if it's unwashed,they love the smell of unwashed dick
also dick cheese is always a plus

match has started lads

Name one good game hat Pogba has had after getting a haircut.

Pro tip: you can't.

>>78146606
Only if you're a 10/10 Chad

>>78146623
cheers pal

lots of pacey black lads on show today, should be a cracker

>bet365 arena
That's fucking awful

>>78146613
lol nice one mate. top kek

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i love this club

>>78145215
>Man City 5-0 Liverpool

wtf i hate liverpool. i am a United customer now

>black kit

Mourinho gets exposed today

Why are BT cameras so shit and far away?

>>78146662
fitting innit

>cuts to stoke crowd
>instant regret as people drop their subscriptions

>BT Sport match time: 1st Half
FUCK OFF BT

>>78146662
lukaku and pogba look naked

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>game isn't on TV because NBC is playing hurricane irma shit instead
Hook me up with a stream, lads

End to end stuff

>>78146666
Cos they don't actually have any idea how to do footy matches properly, hence Owen

also checked

Where the fuck is the match time?

>>78146681
disgraceful

>1st Half

What the fuck BT.

it literally says '1st half'
what the fuck are BT doing? advertising to Americans?

>>78146696
it's the first half
what else do you need

>>78146688
Well now, I'm not gonna talk about streams. In fact, we're not gonna talk about streams at all

>BT just hired me two weeks ago

Wont hear a bad word against them lads

>>78146696
They forgot to start the clock at kick off. BT should be banned from covering football.

>>78146719
how the fuck am I going to know when to stand up and give a minutes applause?

If there's one thing the premier league has taught us, it's that the bad guys always win

Legit question, what does cock taste like?

When did Rashford become so fucking greedy?

BTSPORT suck it just says 1ST HALF where it should show minutes played WTF hahahahahaha.

>>78146736
>They forgot to start the clock at kick off
they cant just ask someone to look up the time at stadium?

can any lads tell me the time ?

>>78146758
i sucked my own once
tastes like nothing at first but pre cum is salty and cum tastes bad

>>78146760
it will end when united are winning

9:00

>>78146767
sixteen bongs

>>78146767
>>78146765
>>78146760
>>78146737
>>78146736
9:30 as of this post you spergs

>>78146767
17:40

>>78146772
So how do some people get pleasure from sucking cock?

>>78146767
time for you to get a watch :3

9:30

Stoke under the influence of Dio Brando

the midseason fatigue has kicked in for United...10 minutes into the 4th match

28th minute

What's it like to live in Stoke?

66th minute

56:32

>>78146811
weighing an average of 20kg more than every other team in the prem has its downsides

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>>78146655
Oh shit a fellow Gashead

>>78146819
>labour stronghold
awful

>>78146819
everyone's a little bit stoke-on-trent

>>78146819
great if you like chippy food, every 2nd shop is a chippy

>>78146819
cold wet and windy

>>78146831
>>78146655
UTG lads

crackoing game so far lads

what the fuck is this shit was numbers too complicated for all the immigrants that support united?

>>78146819
worse than Romania

>>78146850
what's a chippy

can they do it on a cold rainy night at stoke?

>>78146876
a chip shop m8

This lack of clock is unironically upsetting me.

>>78146819
Depressing

>>78146867
you're trying too hard

>>78146876
you know those stands where you can buy french fries? imagine they turned a diner into one and also sold eggs sometimes

>>78146885
27:73 m8

>>78146897
spotted the black

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>>78146876

>>78146885
its quarter to 6

>>78146885
5:40'ish mate

>technical issues

CLOCK MENTIONED

>>78146888
yea we know what it's like to live in the UK but he was asking about Stoke specifically

>>78146867
>Immigrants bad, whites good

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>the city of BT

>Glen Hoddle commentating
better than Hargreaves but not brilliant

>>78146882
No

The scoreboard thing is starting to blink.

IT'S HAPPENING

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>500 gorillion megabucks TV deal
>cant work a clock

>>78146920
it's hard to put a graphic on screen

How much for 4 wings and a fillet burger in your shithole lads?

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Eurosport has the clock

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Fucking ell BT at this rate we're gonna have to take them back into public ownership

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>>78146924
Wales is great you cunt

>premptively hiding fergie time with no clock

Are Utd that scared of Stoke?

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AH

>>78146963
When will the Premier League get rid of that shitty purple and pastel green colour scheme and retarded lion graphic?

>>78146973
what?

no.

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great match

brits: when someone says "cuppa", what kind of tea leaves are they talking about?

jesus christ everyone
you see how there's a time displayed on each post next to the flags?
as of the exact moment i'm posting this the time on the match on tv is 19:45
figure it out from there

>>78146973
Where is that la? From Swansea me.

What's the score, lads?

>>78147014
Yorkshire

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>>78147007
yes

>>78146991
DID YOU SEE THAT SCORE G?

>>78147017
yes but how are we supposed to know when you posted this?

>>78147014
Blend of black teas, typical English breakfast tea.

>>78147027
redpill me on yorkshire vs earl grey

>>78147017
Are you from the future?

>>78147020
0-0

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>>78147019
Ty Coch. only 2 places to stay and they are booked up all the time

>>78147056
Earl grey is shit. Yorkshire isn't

>>78147029
do you "people" actually live in those port-a-potties on the beach?

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>>78147006
no time soon, probably cost them a ridiculous amount to have some design agency come up with it

>state of this haram captcha

>>78147060
Christ. Is Mourinho parking the bus again?

>>78147042
malparido
your post was at 12:51:45
meaning you posted when it was 21 minutes in
>>78147057
yes, and apparently the entire difference is we actually pay for cable in my time

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>>78146670

Imagine being a Stoke supporter

Imagine having to watch this every week.

>>78147065
its illegal to do so, no.

>>78147056
both are good teas

Yorkshire for you normal drink
earl grey for 'special' occasions. Also good for breakfasts

Raining cats and dogs here but its still sunny

>>78147082
Reported.

>>78147082
>>>/tv/

>>78147064
>>78147088
I see, thanks.
I only drink assam

>trashford still hasn't been sold

>>78147079
>resting Tony Blair face
>>78147056
>>78147088
in canada we just drink orange pekoe so yorkshire better be the british name for that or i disavow you

>>78147068
but my post clock says it was posted at 00:51:45

does that mean the game is over? what was the score?

>>78146564
she can't suck your dick with a scuba mask on lad

Now the scoreboard has vanished. Anyone know what the score is?

>>78147117
i want you to die twice

>>78147085
it's also illegal to fuck sheep but you know that don't stop you

So was that Liverpool match just one giant meme?

>>78147140
United 4-0 Stoke

who /mash yorkshire tea bag into the side of the mug until its totally stewed then add 1 drop of milk/ here?

>>78147140
3-1

>>78147140
1-0
Jese 14'

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>>78147148

>not even a scoreboard anymore

HOW FUCKING HARD IS THIS BT YOU CUNTS

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>>78146831
>>78146858
PRIDE OF THE WEST COUNTRY

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>>78147155
>mashing your tea bag ever

BT are fucking useless.

Mine cut out for the Rashford goal and now no scoreboard.

>>78147172
He a good boy eyes were on the ball. Keeper had no business being there.

>>78147140
7-1

>>78147177
BT sport was a mistake

state of this Canadian 'banter'

>this shooting practice

>>78147155
i put it into my mouth and suck on it to absorb all the tea

>>78147201

BT was a mistake

>>78147155
- teabag in cup
- just off the boil water into cup
- stir for 10-20 seconds
- squeeze teabag on side of cup for extra taste
- splash of milk

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Theyve just got rid of the thing now

Mourinho looks different today

Bailly no ;__;

lads i missed the city liverpool game, anyone know the score?

i bet a fiver on liverpool

>>78147229
they won it 5 times la

>>78147229
tears

hoffenheim 1-0 buyern

switching over desu

>>78147056
Don't listen to these fags all teabags taste the same

>>78147229
They matched your fiver

>>78147229
City 5-0 Liverpool

de
>gay

>>78147217
>not drinking boiling water and eating the teabags for that full-on tea treat

Fucking millennials

>>78147219
So if they score right now with the scoreboard off will it still count?

>>78147237
t. Tetley's pleb

Death Grips is online

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>they use tea bags and not loose leaf tea

>drinking teabag tea

I thought your Brits were supposed to know about tea

Teabags are shit tier

>>78147217
Good post

Somebody score please

>>78147229
check my last two digits famalam

>these short corners

Jose you've got a team of basketball players.

>>78147265
your canadian mother is a loose leaf m8

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>2017
>Drinking tea

>>78147268
sorry we don't sit around drinking matcha tea out of a reused metal spoon you goddamn gypsies

>this all-white non-diverse crowd
FUCK white people and FUCK stoke city
#DabsAgainstRacism #ManUAroundTheWorld

>drinking anything other than water and hard liquor

Fucking Brits I swear

dreadful game between 2 hoofball teams

>>78147217
>2 cups skim milk in small pot
>put on the stove until boil
>pour into cup
>add 1.5 tsp of breakfast tea and 1.5 tsp of sugar
>mix everything together
>wait 1 minute to cool down

Is this correct? I'm new at this tea stuff

>not snorting tea

Broken Britain

peter crouch looks funny warming up

>Crouchy warming up
PANIC

>>78147285
pretty good

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tfw DABCHESTER CRINGENITED lose

Mkhi has been anonymous. Mata please.

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>>78147285
HEY

What happened to the flags lads?

This hissing from the Stoke fans is pathetic.

It's the worst thing about watching European football and I hope it doesn't become the norm in the Premier League.

kek shaqiri is such a fucking manlet you can't even see his legs cause the shorts are too long

>>78147315
>micky on the wing

>not having a pint down the legion while fat Dave tells you how pakis have ruined the country

>Not making your own teabags with toilet paper and tea leaves

Kys lads

>too good a ball

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>>78147322
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>78147298
>diluting your liquor by mixing it with water

lel pussy

Valencia is so shit at crossing, he used to be so good too

>>78147327
tfw you're fat Dave

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>>78147313
as an ABU i'm ashamed to admit that it always makes my weekend

>>78147084
This is the only game they bother with in the season, the rest they just roll over and shit the bed

coffee tea with no milk is the best tbf

just lost to some dude named ''dabchester university'' on clash royale FFS

Fun fact United hasn't beaten Stoke away in 4 years

>>78147362
h2h stats are a meme

Fucking no point in bringing Herrera into the team if Stoke are going to play like this. Bring Mata on.

>still no clock
WHAT TIME IS IT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

>>78147361
lol that was me stay mad

>>78147362
in the league I assume. beat them 2-0 under moysey in the league cup

>>78147362
This is their cup final

>>78147361
Are you a normie?

>>78147236
it's still the first half. it'll be 4-1 by 70th min.

>>78147322

This. So fucking annoying.

>>78147362
Why are ameriwobbles obsessed with stats?

>>78147347
>just a quiet pint with the lads, no reason to talk politics

>>78147362
too many players who don't fancy playing on a cold tuesday night in february at the britannia

>>78147378
42'

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>>78147313
>tfw DABCHESTER CRINGENITED lose

United have looked like shit desu lads semi exposed

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will we get world class stoke today?

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>taps on your bedroom window

>>78147395
no it's not

How much extra do I have to pay a month to BT to get the match time on screen?

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>6'4 Matic on freekicks

>>78145215
time for mourinho to choke

These teams try and press us but we've got too much quality for em

fruity language

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What's the score lads?

Cant see it on the telly

whats the score i cant see

my bacc hurts

>>78147439
4-0

>>78147449
2-3

What's the undisputed king of biscuits to go with tea?

>>78147439
i don't even know who's playing

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still waiting to cashout this post

>>78147439
Didnt you see the score G?

Darmian is such a bag of shit, rather have Shaw desu.

>>78147464
>food with tea
enjoy your indigestion, weirdo

>Pay BT £425 per week
>They can't even put up a scoreline

really rustles my jim jams

>>78147464
ginger nuts

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>>78147449
>>78147439
I got you

>>78147464
rich teas are the GOAT

>>78147427
lol. i heard that. must be what they call it in leicester

>lukaku getting manlet'ed

>pookaku out muscled by Shaqiri

>>78147464
jammie dodgers

>>78147495

Correct

>>78147496
what's that 10-0 mean?

zouma pretty good for stoke la

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BAKA lads why hasn't Lugoku scored a hat trick yet wtf

>£75 million

This is dire Contemplating skipping the second half. Bojack instead

>the state of thse corners
lel

Zouma's having a good game desu

>>78147507
Shaqiri is dense, Pookaku is more like jelly.

>>78147516
it means stoke have finally signed leo messi

>>78147496
This is bullshit. It's in the second half

>>78147506
>>78147507
love a good manlet uprising

>UNITED

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>78147523
>away at stoke
>hattrick

pick one

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>78147464
Custard creams are goat

>>78147464
Hobb Nobbs

RIP Dabchester

WEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

there it is

THAT CELEBRATION

EXPOSED

So that's what conceding feels like

>DANCING

E X P O S E D

FUCKKKKKKKK

>pacy black lad with double barrelled name
Get him an England callup

what's the score lads?

REEEEEEEEEE FLETCHER

>DE GAY

>that African tribal celebration

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Can they do it on a warm afternoon in Stoke?

No, they can't.

so this is the power of De Gay
why does he think he could replace Navas and not be a disaster

why he not dabbin?

STOKE ARE WINNING THE FUCKING LEAGUE

WHO /lifelong/ here?

Great goal

>Choupo-Moting

I always rated this lad, did anyone else always rate him?

>starting Darmian instead of Blind

What was he thinking la?

I take back what I said about Darmian, that was fucking wank

>>78147285
Savage mestizo