/heem/ - Natty GOAT Edition JACKPOT!

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Post yfw manlets

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>4 posts early

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>three Bisping OPs in a row

Bisping always wins baby. Bisping always wins

Could they seriously not pull Cejudo?

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Honestly Horiguchi would be a good replacement right now but the JEWfc is so shit they deem it unnecessary to keep talent around

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>mfw Nunes misses weight

>Ray Borg, Johnson's UFC 215 opponent, was forced to withdraw from the fight on Thursday evening due to illness, thus canceling Saturday night's main event, MMA Fighting has learned.

>As a result, the Amanda Nunes vs. Valentina Shevchenko women's bantamweight title fight will serve as the new pay-per-view main event in Edmonton.

It was literally on Borg. What a literal joke, this is literally meme tier.

Since it's not in the OP, RAY BORG VS DJ IS CANCELLED AND OFF UFC 215

215 is going to do absolutely horrible now and it'll be on Nunes and Val. How the hell are we getting way too many last minute cancellations now? This isn't right, it's happened far too frequently recently

>>78114717
>>78114857
Good job you fucking idiot. You and your retarded support group can go fuck each other. The OP doesn't matter, stop spamming Bisping threads, nobody fucking likes him on heem aside from you 4 faggots. You guys spam and ruin all your threads with your retarder "hurr durr bisping bless guys!". Exchange emails and jack off to Bisping pics together in private and keep your dry humping of this glass chinned mother fucker off of here. The occasional mentioning of him is fine, but you faggots just ruin any sense of discussion by being like children. You guys need to fucking find something else to do in your pathetic miserable lives instead of admiring another man. Coral Springs stopped being obnoxious about it, its time you assholes stop to.

>>78114991
Mate it's just a picture calm down
Although in fairness, the 215 news should be there. I get the feeling this thread might have been made before the announcement though

>>78114967
A shitload of fighters have pulled out due to illness recently. This is crazy

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When I originally started King posting I had no idea it would organically grow into the p4p best heem meme of 2017.

At the time of the first King post Micheal "The King " Bisking was horrendously under appreciated and maligned as a gatekeeper. When he finally got his shot at a title on eleven (11) days notice at 199 he made the most of his opportunity and captured gold by dethroning the salt miner Luke Rocksalt.
This victory culminated in a deafening crescendo when the Natty GOAT systematically dismantled Rocksalt in the post fight press conference which led to the salt miner spending a year on the shelf making bitter twitter posts.
Yet the King had only begun his reign and soon after avenged the most brutal knockout loss in UFC history by destroying the always dangerous Dan "Hendo" Henderson is a historic title defense on his home soil of jolly old England.

I would like to send a special shout out and thank you to all my buddehs whos positivety helped make these miracles become manifest.

Bisking bless buddehs.

diminthius "mighty clown" bronson is going to get WHOOPED and SLEPT by the devil from tasmania, raymond borj

Am I dreaming?

Also, there goes Ray Borg's chance of getting a title shot

>>78114717
yes should have included the news and the previous thread, i would literally kill you if i ever saw you

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>>78114717
>>78115023
In honor of our 3 OP streak, I made this buddehs.

Bisping bless

>>78115023
>I have severe autism and if anybody is willing to be my friend please hit me up ASAP

>>78114991
They do it for attention which you have just given them

>>78115051
this but unironically

>>78115018
What do you think it is? There's been far more big cancellations recently than there has been in a long time.
USADA being in full effect? Something about weakened immune systems and certain substances being banned not allowing for full recovery. I don't know, it just feels ridiculous at this point. Even in an isolated case this one is pretty bad, because DJ had his worries about breaking the record, but the fact is this has happened time and time again recently. Hell, 213 and 215 both lost their main events 2 months apart

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>tfw Cejudo-Reis gets bumped to the main card

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>>78114991
>It just takes one mention of his name

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What went so wrong with the UFC this year?

>>78114859
Anyone know why they can't do this?
Cejudo's lost 2 straight, sure, but honestly I had him winning that Benavidez fight. He's still a top talent, he's in shape.
Reis just lost to DJ so he can't be considered. Cejudo got smashed too but for the sake of a main event, surely they can pull something together?

I swear Borg looked fine in most of the interviews

You think maybe he wasn't going to make the weight?

Borgs a pussy
Never give him a shot again

Do Mouse Cejudo or kys fat red pig dana

>Borg has been forced to withdraw from the fight due to an illness.

>According to Helwani, Borg has been battling an illness all week and was deemed unfit to fight on Saturday by UFC doctors.


Was he looking sick during the embeddeds?

>>78115203
I'm guessing Mighty Mouse pussy'd out of the Cejudp rematch. It was probably offered to him, but Manlet boy wants his title defense record served on a silver platter.

>>78115176
https://youtu.be/dfvmHhS79hk

Actually to be fair, he doesn't look all there, but a lot of fighters don't when cutting

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>>78114739
>>78114521
>>78110796
>mfw called it

>>78114717
The last 3 OPs have been you. Did you do anything with your "life" beside post on 4chan all day?

>>78115230
Cejudo is that silver platter, he got annihilated last time
What's stipe doing this weekend? THAT'D be something I'd watch

>>78115230
Shutup you fat retard he would kill Cejudo AGAIN inside of 1

>>78115081
I don't know man, all the changes have been in effect long enough that this shit shouldn't be happening. Off the top of my head I can't think of a time when a fighter pulled out because of some totally unspecified illness but they're dropping like flies this year

>>78115023
You are legit mentally retarded

>>78115270
Struve and ill Borg vs DJ and Cejudo

Has TJ cursed DJ for life?

>>78115203
>Do Mouse Cejudo
You wanna see Cejudo get murdered again? Lol

WOW i thought you fucks were joking about Borg wtf

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>for the interim welterweight championship of the world: neil magny vs rda
>yfw

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Maybe the bookies truly were onto something

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>>78115023
I laffed

>>78115314
I want to see the best fighter on the planet perform, yes

>>78115277
>all the changes have been in effect long enough that this shit shouldn't be happening
True, but it feels like we're really starting to feel the effects now because we're 2 years in. At first it's hard to adjust but people do it, but then they have to stay in that state whereas before they'd be on all sorts of supplements.

Just a theory really but just thinking about it, USADA is really the main big factor I can think of. Surely it just can't be "coincidence"

Nunes should've been the headliner anyway, fresh off a KO victory over Ronda that did 1 million PPVs

>>78115323
lmfao this

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>>78115339
Nov 4. Bisping vs GSP

Don't miss it buddeh

>>78115352
Tomato head got mad at her and said she'll never headline another card cause she got sick

>>78115323
Kek just do it, I don't even care at this point
I'll legit be excited for that because I'm looking forward to that fight anyway
>>78115327
INSIDER INFORMATION

Speaking of though, couldn't Sergio Pettis try and get his shot here? A lot of contenders often like to stay ready in case something like this happens

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>Mfw my free money bet on Mighty Mouse is voided

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this would make a good fox card

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>t-t-j m-might miss weight
the absolute STATE of this midget desu

>>78115377
>2 days notice
I don't think so

>>78115385
I'd pay 15 dollars for that

What's weird is it doesn't even sound like there's been any effort to put a new main event together.

Segio Pettis, Moreno, Cejudo, all seem like they could perhaps step in but nothing at all has been mentioned. It's just straight cancelled with a new main event

>>78115314
Beats a 4-fight main card. There are people tha buy these things in advance

>>78115408
It's 2 days notice, when has anyone ever fought for a title in 2 days notice?

>>78115402
True desu
Would be daft to take it, but still, it'd be fun
>>78115385
Cancel the PPV and put it on FOX
That way I can watch it on Fight Pass lel

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any update on our girl Irma?

>>78115408
I don't think any FLW could step in on short notice other than Cejudo or Reis but nobody wants to see that bullshit again

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>>78115428

>>78115437
For sure Tonya is a tough girl but she did not belong in that cage with Cyborg 100%

>>78115439
I do

>>78115433
he won't make weight pettisbro.

post wassupchiraq.jpg

>>78115440
Do you know how to count retard?

>>78115439
I absolutely want to see the Cejudo rematch.

>>78115428
Joe Soto did it
>>78115439
Cejudo should take it man, he likely is 2 or 3 wins away from a title shot currently anyway, may as well take this one for bantz

>>78114967
>215 is going to do absolutely horrible now and it'll be on Nunes and Val.

I didn't think it would break 100k buys when the turbomanlets were headlining. Now it may not break 10k.

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Would the UFC legally be able to stop Jon Jones from competing in other mma orgs for the entire 4 year ban?

>>78115449
she made like 200k, don't pity her too much

>>78115462
pettis is main eventing a memexico city card

>>78115465
they should honestly do it on fs1 desu, that card looks good for tv

>>78115465
Nunes was the second biggest draw of 2016, what are you talking about?
Nunes + THE GOAT was set to hit 700, 800k
Casual

UFC 209,213,215

That's 3 PPVs out of 8 this year that have lost either a co-main or a main. Absolutely shambolic year.

>>78115343
Well rumor has it that fighters are trying to cut more since they have an extra day to rehydrate. Cormier comes to mind. Still doesn't explain everything but it's a much more recent change

>>78115466
Yeah that's how it works I'm sure. He's banned from competition, it's probably done through the athletic commission and he's also under contract with the UFC

>>78115465
>Now it may not break 10k.
Idiot lol. Might actually do better with Amanda at the helm.

>>78115480
>FrontRowCuckold

>>78115480
Literally who

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>>78115457
I know how to "The Count", yes

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post yfw 215 does 1m+ ppv buys with nunes headlining

>>78115496
That's also a good point. A combination of the two maybe?
I hadn't considered the new weigh in thing but it could very well be true. Hell, fighters might even feel more comfortable missing weight since they're weighin in in front of a bunch of media members rather than live

>>78115499
So he couldn't compete overseas where the commission doesn't exist?

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>>78115527
Are you pretending to be dumb friend?

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>>78115532

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>>78115494
what's his endgame?

CEJUDO TAKE THE TITLE SHOT SAVE THE CARD

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>>78115532

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Reem bless this poor card

>>78115532
>UFC 200
>Jon Jones mysteriously fails drug test
>steals main event spot
>makes a lot of money

>Headlines 207
>makes a lot of money

>UFC 215
>Borg mysteriously couldn't make weight
>steals main event spot
>makes a lot of money

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>>78115051
>>78115293
>>78115328
>>78115366
>>78115440
>>78115527
>>78115112

>>78115546
I don't know if it is done through the commission but even if it wasn't, Jones is under contract with the UFC. He can't just fight elsewhere.
I think even if he "left" the UFC he probably wouldn't be allowed to compete but I'm not sure

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>>78115532

>>78115568
he still isn't over those knees, 100% no chance he accepts a fight on short notice my dude

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Do a handi-cap fight

Ngannou vs. Mighty Mouse,Cejudo and Reis.

They tag out after each round.

That's how we can get this card to do at least 300k

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>>78115603

>>78115603
What's that last emoji? Just money?

>>78115610
Ngannou vs 2 Mighty Mice
Who is victorious?

>>78115603
sick burn will MM ever recover?

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>>78115603
>>78115603
>TJ "125k buys against Joe Soto" Dillashaw thinking he's a money fight

>>78115629
Money flying away

>>78115603
Tj Facepalm, a Rat, Money flying away

>>78115595
That's so fucked man

>>78115629
money flying away

>>78115605
The way I see it, he's 3 wins away from a title shot currently.
If he took this fight and lost again, he'd probably still be 3 wins away from another title shot and maybe in Dana's good books

One thing though, is that losing twice to the same guy often puts you out of fighting him again so I can see why not I guess. Would just be fun because I want to see him do better than he did in the first fight

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>>78115594
Bless

>>78115441
You don't have the dedication to make Luke posting a thing
*heems you*

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are you happy, sad, or indifferent about dj getting btfo?

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>>78115646
Because he was vsing joe fucking soto???
Dillishaw vs MM is the best either can get my dude, and will almost certainly draw pretty well 100%

>>78115546
The UFC technically could let him fight in Japan or something but they're not going to give the commissions the finger

>>78115650
>>78115665
What a weird emoji to have
>>78115663
It's a ban from competition. I'm not sure I've ever heard of someone getting one and then just going off and competing elsewhere as a result.
I'm also not sure whether the ban is through USADA, the Commission, or the UFC. Someone else might know more but I forget the details. Either way, no, you won't be seeing Jon Jones in some other MMA organisation until he serves his ban I'm sure

>>78115710
Dj is a goof, should have taken a real fight

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Dana vindicated YET AGAIN

>>78115671
>Would just be fun because I want to see him do better than he did in the first fight
It's better than megan's manlet again

>>78115721
Disagree, Cody can actually make FLW and after he starches TJ that's the money fight

Hey, you guys might not know this but Henry Cejudo won a Gold Medal at the Olympics.
He doesn't tell anyone

>>78115737
i can't wait for him to go around btfo'ing the midget

>>78115646
That fight would co main a bigger PPV though really and they'd get the points

>>78115758
His main event just went to shit again. It keeps happening, I don't think he's best pleased.

>>78115753
gb2r, i bet you also post about nates weight
queer

>>78115728
>It's a ban from competition. I'm not sure I've ever heard of someone getting one and then just going off and competing elsewhere as a result.

Paul Daley. Got a lifetime ban from competition when he was in UFC due to bad behavior and now fights in bellator

>>78115752
>after he starches TJ
lol

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<---- GOAT MW

dana white is living proof that karma is bullshit

>>78115737
>Amanda Nunes will never headline another card ever again

What did big tomato head mean by this?

>>78115710
Happy

He deserves it for ducking TJ. His excuse was not wanting to suffer CTE fighting heavier guys. Like nigga, the KO percentage in your weight class is the least amount.

>>78115792
I meant drug related, but that is an interesting point. Did the UFC personally issue that ban? Then it makes more sense.
Drugs are a different matter altogether

>>78115728
All the stuff I've read is really ambiguous about whether Jones failed a USADA or AC test. But USADA reports test results to the commissions, so in either case he'll be getting a ban from the commission itself

lel @ the midget getting BTFO

fucking reddit meme midget

>>78115820
Not getting KO'd doesn't mean you're not getting CTE

>>78115791
Sharing facts calm down

Looks like Anderson Silva is gonna have to come in on short notice and save yet another card. MM VS Spider for the belt defense record. Legendary.

>>78115792
No he didn't you gibbering retard, he got banned from the UFC by the UFC.
Words have meanings.

>>78115803
luke is an adonis

>>78115841
>Haha i made a funny post, look at this mum, im making friends!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHA
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>THE MIGHTY CAULIFLOWER EARED MIDGET

MM vs Darren Till

>>78115825
I don't think the commission could do anything if a drug banned fighter went to Japan and fought there. How could they do anything about that?

>>78115851
calm down man, greentexting doesn't make you in the right. It will be OK

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>Report: Fertitta brothers sell remaining UFC stake, signaling end of an era

Sucks I just wanted to post the latest Westling Observer MMA news but it's already out of date fuck

Mighty Mouse is the best fighter on the planet was looking forward to watch him perform

>>78115866
Well is it the commission, USADA, or UFC?
If under his UFC contract a drug ban prevents him from competing elsewhere until he serves the ban, he can't really do shit.
Look at Mir, he left the UFC after he got banned but still served the sentence rather than just fight elsewhere. And he's one of those guys who realistically could go to Japan but he didn't

When the UFC updated the card on their website we'll redo picks

>>78115875
>Westling Observer MMA news
>>>/asp/

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>>78115882
>Mighty Mouse is the best fighter on the planet

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>>78115818

>>78115907
wouldn't be surprised if this card is cancelled

>>78115875
keep posting the mma news

>>78115909
shut yo mouth

>>78115875
I'd still read it if there's interesting shit in there

>>78115913
He is

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/box/ wins yet again

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If you could make a new main event with any two fighters that'd be somewhat semi realistic who would it be?

>>78115934
win what?

>>78115934
umm sweetie, /heem/ is /ggg/ soo..

>>78115921
I'm physically aroused

>>78115940

most autistic general on 4chan

>>78115934
How was that fight btw and who won?
not memeing

They should do with this card, what they did with UFC 197 when both Cain and Werdum dropped out. Just make it a fight night card and move the numbers up ahead.

Damn I was really looking forward to watching the greatest fighter in history, who is smaller than the average American female, fight this weekend. Shucks!

>>78115935
I think you would have to make Mouse-Cejudo. Nobody else is gonna be ready on short notice

>>78115950
It's next week retard

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>>78115953
shut up goof

>>78115940
Being the most reliable combat sport

>>78115943
I see no mention of him ever

>>78115950
Did you see the date a couple of centimeters below Canelo and GGG?

>>78115961
>I think you would have to make Mouse-Cejudo.
>State of casuals

At best you're not even a 196er

>>78115964
>>78115975
>Did you see the date
lmao I didn't even pay attention, just looked at the names. I thought I heard someone say it was last weekend. My bad

>>78115975
>you have to force a fighter 24/7 or you aint a fan
sure thing sperg

>centimeters
fuck off

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>>78115921
Reem will heem

>>78115975
>Being the most reliable combat sport
Most people here are glad Mcgregor lost. Please go back to your dead general now.

>>78115988
>he measures his cock in inches

kek

>>78115994
That glass chin won't last 1 round.

Troost me on dah

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>>78115997
>he has to measure his schlong in goyunits to get double digits

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really sucks he had to kill himself like that

>>78115979
There's nothing else to make a main event out of with no time. I know he already got the shit beaten out of him but that's not the point

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>>78116008

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>>78115921
>mfw

>>78116009
Just demote the card to a Fight Night free card. It's not like this would be the first time they've done it.

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>>78116023

>>78115988
Bispingfags are doing a good job at it

>>78115996
Its not about McGregor winning or losing, its about putting on a show as planned.

McGregor had to face RDA and Aldo until there were pullouts. Boxers rarely ever pull out

>>78115921
DO IT! KEK THE ENTIRE CARD WITH THIS SPICY BANGER

>>78115921
>Accepting the fight 2 days before the actual event and not right after JDS popped

>>78116051
Ngannou is ducking Reem.

>>78116035
Would be horrible for business to do it a day out

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>>78115921
>overeem using ubereem in the pic
poor little dutchboi

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>>78115023
>p4p best heem meme of 2017.
I agree buddeh

>>78114717
I'm so miserable now

why are my canada cards cursed. meanwhile east coast gets good ones that dont' shit the bed

>that guy spamming Luke pics trying to go against the Natty Army

So pathetic its almost admirable

>>78116035
It's pretty quick, but it probably wasn't going to be a big PPV anyway

>>78115023
seek help

>>78116038
Stop creating a rivalry that doesn't exist little guy.

>go on /box/
>lack of OC
>nothing but literal who athletes
>shitty jokes

Jesus christ, its like hanging out with my grandfather

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>>78115921

>>78116100
I'm sure you wouldn't be saying that had McGregor won

>>78116118
what did he by this?

>>78116126
I wanted Floyd to win and he did :) Time to move on.

>>78116118
Seems a little hostile compared to Reem's cheeky tweet

>>78116130
keep talking and I will snap your with my punch *_*

>>78116137
UFC is not a friend simulator

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>Check Tapology for the card
>Only 4 fights
>No manlet title fight
>Borg pulled out

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>78116164
Fair enough

>>78116130
good post
>>78116118
can anyone make these two fight at 215

>>78116164
It is if you're part of the Natty Club

>>78116169
Best part is that now baby pettis will get the title shot and borg will have to fight someone else

>>78116188
I can. Let me just hit them up. I'll tell you what they say in a second :)

unfit to fight by UFC doctors. His illness was unrelated to his weight cut, sources say.

“It wasn't weight related,” Borg’s nutritionist Dr. Michelle Ingels of Perfecting Athletes told MMA Fighting. “Ray has been getting progressively more sick each day this week and still wanted to fight so badly that he put on a game face and went to all of his fight week obligations.

“However, prior to beginning the bulk of his weight cut the UFC doctor examined Borg and concluded that he was too ill to fight this week and needed time to rest and get better.”
It was actually the Doctor's that didn't clear him, must have been bad

>>78116205
Thanks man

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Luke Rockhold.

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THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THIS """""""""""""SPORT"""""""""""""""""

>>78116216
So Overeem was willing to come fly out to Vegas, BUT Ngannou was being a bitch and demanded Stipe. He started cursing at me in French.

>>78116231
Oh, well that sucks
Didn't know Ngannou was like that, thanks for trying though Dana, appreciate it

>>78116231
>Demanding a tougher fight is being a bitch

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Reem bless lads, night

Who is happier right now. Dana or TJ?

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>>78116261
Reem must end the Ngannou meme

>>78116276
Neither
TJ is preparing for a fight
Dana keeps having his big fights crap out on him

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>BORG PULLED OUT
>MIGHTY PUSS

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>>78116276
McGregor, because yet another card without him is going up in smoke

Prediction guy
Reckon with our picks we can add PPV buys guesses separately?

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>>78116302
Man, I miss Dana's post fight scrums raging about incompetent refs and judges

>>78116289
This

>>78116348
UFC PPV buys are only estimates, we don't get any official number from any MMA outlets.

>>78116302
He has a personal beef with Mazagatti

>>78116362
So go with the estimates, if you're right within 5k you win

Lads our sport ain't looking so good lately

>captcha is "strictly shalom"

>>78115907
>Making picks before weigh ins
You goofed yourselves

>>78116302
i hate dana for doing shit like this

burying your refs and champions (t wood) is just going to make nobody watch your fucking product

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>>78115045
Try this, its much better

>>78116399
Dana doesn't care anymore, he made his money and is going to be phased out of the company very soon.

>>78116390
t.pillow tap tourist

>>78116208
Lol this is what they said this exact time last year when he was about to miss weight against McCall

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>>78116408
I'm going to miss Duna :/

>>78115023
BLESS

>>78116408
i sure hope so. this tough guy act he has been putting on the last few months especially has been incredibly annoying.

Apparently the place was almost sold out but now tickets can be refunded. I wonder if the place will be sold out anymore

> Overeem ends the Ngannou and Joshua memes

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>>78116436
Nobody will care until he is gone, just like Goldie

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Alright lads,

Articles:
>May/Mac gate/ppv numbers
>UFC Rotterdam review

As always, the general MMA news is worth reading. There are a lot of interesting tidbits in there. This issue came out about an hour before the DJ fight got cancelled, and interestingly there is only a paragraph long preview of the fight. This issue is more up to date than I thought. Anyways here it is girls have a good read and pass it around.

>https://pastebin.com/AibpCJkQ

Also don't forget the UFC 1-5 historical news
>https://pastebin.com/3xxGjzzJ

Read mother fuckers.

do you guys miss the old post fight conference format?

>>78116488
yes, the ufc sucks cock now

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>The guy who missed weight for 3 of his last 4 fights had to pull out cause of illness but this time it's not weight related it's just fatigue my guy for sure 100% he's just a little under the weather but not cause of cutting weight

>>78116488
yes so much

>>78116471
Would be the best timeline

>>78116488
The new one is a huge waste of time
You sit waiting for 10 minutes for the next guy to come on and don't even know who it is

>>78116488
i miss the old tale of the tape music

>>78115934

>Boxing News reported on Thursday that Sky Sports confirmed that the Mayweather vs. McGregor event set a new PPV record in the U.K. Sky reported that the PPV numbers surpassed 1 million buys. The Mayweather and McGregor event broke the previous record set by Anthony Joshua and Wladimir Klitschko, who fought in April at the Wembley Stadium in London in a heavyweight boxing championship match.

>>78116522
we all do this is literally the #1 reason the UFC is having trouble

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>>78114739
>they still haven't learned

Incoming closure of the division

>>78116522
Damn that's why it felt weird watching these "newer" fights, I was wondering what was missing.

>>78116544
I like Mighty Mouse but they should just close 125 now. It's completely run its course.

>>78115137
That's a really good fight night card.

Ray Borg more like "Gay Bore"

Im starting to realize USADA is affecting weight cutting the most

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is Dana getting a good rest tonight?

>>78116561
>>78116544
How in the FUCK is that manlet with Megan? REALLY grinds my gears.

>>78116594
welcome to the party pal

>>78116583
Nevermind what is happening in Edmonton right now, UFC is lowkey setting up to have a really good fall/winter.

not just ufc, threre is a going to be a lot of interesting cards between now and christmas.

>>78116594
IV ban did more damage than the actual drug testing

>>78116613
IV bans are more mental than anything. Oral rehydration is most preferred and getting an IV is a lot easier than getting past a drug test

>>78116622
>Oral rehydration is most preferred
It's not as fast or as efficient as IV. That's why Johny Hendricks doesn't look the same way he used to.

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>>78116626
>USADA this
>USADA that

Hendricks showed up to fight Wonderboy at 170 looking like this and he got his ass handed to him.

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Luke Baldhold

>>78116637
Looks != rehydration efficiency

>>78116626
Hendricks also missed at MW and almost missed weight against Robbie the first time. He's Pigg Rigg for a reason

>>78116639
he shaved that off you casual

>>78116626
johnny hendricks used much more than le IV meme. same with Chris Usadaman

he made the weight and didn't pop for anything while looking fit at 170

hendricks ate his way out of WW and MW he wasn't USADA'd

>>78116637
>>78116637
Yes and he looked comparatively smaller than when he fought GSP

Same with Weidman who used to be huge for MW, cause of the IV ban he couldn't be walking around at 220 lbs.

>>78116666
for sure he looked great against wonderboy my man

>>78115140
Mighty Meme won't take the fight because he's a pussy, I guarantee it.

>>78116676
physically he looked great, peak condition with no roids

thompson kicks very hard

>>78116666
i remember reading something about pigg rigg using stuff that made it easy for him to cut weight. He cant use it under USADA.

>>78116471
both of them will literally heem him stiff in the 1st

>>78116691
for sure my man

>>78116693
dolce is banned by USADA fyi

>>78116679
True
He'll say that he is a champion and needs proper preparation.

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>>78116699
no question my guy

>>78115921
Nigganou is going to kill him.

Imagine beating Anderson Silva's record with a win over Ray Borg.

If the UFC really wants to sell PPVs you know what they should do?

Openweight grand prix

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>questioning miniGOAT

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Nunes vs Shevchenko
Magny vs Dos Anjos
Latifi vs Pedro
Stephens vs Melendez
Cejudo vs Reis

>>78116734
And who would compete?

>>78116747
Inb4 Nunes v Shev is canceled

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>>78116747
Nunes
Dos Anjos
Pedro
Melendez
Cejudo

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>>78116747
It's official

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>>78116747
cejudo
stephens
latify
RDA
Nunes

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>>78116747
Shevchenko
RDA
Latifi
Gilbert
Cejudo

>>78116747
actually a better card now

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>>78116747
Nunes
RDA
Pedro
Melendez
Cejudo

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>Mfw the fight getting pulled got me more excited than the fight itself

I knew Demetrious was going to win and Borg being sick doesn't surprise me even a little bit.

>>78116762
30 minute piss break

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>you will never attend a hands-on self-defense seminar with Miesha Tate

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>>78116747
Nunes
Dos Anjos
Pedro
Stephens
Cejudo

so does mighty mouse still get his show money? considering how few ppv buys he would have got this is probably the best bang for his buck

>>78116795
>Miss Tate, how do I defend myself if someone is trying to suffocate me with they ass?

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mighty meme and borg is canceled

>>78116800
Fuck no he won't get paid. Daddy Dana don't give out pocket money.

>>78116747
>wilson reis
>US flag

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>>78116747
Nunes
Dos Anjos
Latifi
Melendez
Cejudo

>Brett Okamoto: Current plan is to rebook fight for UFC 216 on October 7th

Incredible. Missed weight or become """""ill""""" in 4 of his last 6 scheduled fights, not counting when he pulled out of a fight a week out before for "injury", and they seriously buy he just got sick for no reason hours before weigh ins. And he's going to get another shot to fight for the title a month later

Bravo Dana

>>78116802
kek

>>78116795
is that ColGOD himself in the flesh? what an honor.

>>78116836
Colby Covington is one of Coral Spring's finest. Hespect.

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I've always wondered what happens if a fighters gets a cold on fight day, or diarrhoea or something?

Crazy that this rarely happens when on average people get ill twice a year.