Heem

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thoughts on this former ufc champion

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How is JJ so cute while also not being cute?

>>78118702
kindly title these faggot mandrama threads /heem/ so it doesn't miss the filter

>>78118740
It is titled heem

Bisroid/scat spammer on suicide watch

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TELL ME ABOUT BUNGO STOOB

is he a good fighter?

>>78118769
Being rude doesn't make you cool.

>>78118760
>>78118764

This is the spammer

>>78118688

Reminder.

https://youtu.be/7FUmBrhz2Q4

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>Max won the pretend belt against an injured, exhausted from the weight cut Pettis who wasn't even the number 1 or 2 contender

>Max won the 2nd pretend belt from an injured gassed Aldo through one of the most pathetic stoppages you'll ever see

BLESSED ERA

Is this card STILL a ppv

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>>78118779

Aw hey man you're still here. I thought you left.

Are you staying put for irma then?

>>78118799
I'm not Springsbro my guy, I live in the northeast.

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>>78118665
Finish his opponent

>>78118683
Don't like Pettis

>>78118688
>>78118693
*gives you a neck massage mid fight*
*ref stops it*

>>78118795
100%, UFC will announce main event CM Punk v Lord Lobov for memeweight belt.

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>>78118782

what might this illness be. horrible weigh cut?

It must be hard to be aldo fan, carrying around seat donut with you all the time, never being able to sit comfortably anyways

>>78118883
Chicken pox

McGregor got BTFO
>>>/asp/
as agreed.

>>78118902
the Bisroid spammer actually belongs there desu, and he takes up half the general

>>78118891
you mean chicken box

>>78118844
Lobov is fighting Fili headlining the polska card

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Why is everyone in the last thread saying UFC is kill

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>>78118889
Not an Aldo fan either, keep trying

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>>78118925

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>>78118833
Who can beat Max?

>>78118935
jaded losers

>>78118930
Cowboy v Till is headlining surely. UFC sucks, but is not that jewed yet r-right

>>78118935
because it is fast becoming mandrama, as frenchie put it
>Fake champs, interim belts, Champ not fighting real contender

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Reddit """fighters"""
Francis Ngannou
>fought for like two years before MMA and will get exposed
Daniel Cormier
>pretends to be the good guy but isn't at all
Robert Whittaker
>lost to Wonderboy
Damien Maia
>zzzzzzzz
Kevin Lee
>wow bro I get KOd by a BJJ guy but I'm fersure better than Khabib
Max Holloway
>beat up an injured Aldo and still looked bad
TJ Dillashaw
>traitor
Any 125 fighter
>meme division
Amanda Nunes
>dyke who will be exposed
Joanna
>obviously roiding
Bonus: Mauro Ranallo
>mentally ill (confirmed bipolar) cuck who works for a shit company like Showtime and enjoys mandrama
Ariel Helwani
>instigator; should quit MMA journalism and pursue a career with TMZ

4chan Warriors
Alistair Overeem
>will beat Stipe; legendary fighter
Volkan Oezdemir
>humble and powerful
Michael Bisping
>knows that greatness and success breeds animosity from lesser folk
Tyron Woodley
>uses his fists to draw attention to political issues; physically fighting racism at this point
Khabib Nurmagomedov
>warriors have to go through hardship; similar to Bisping's greatness
Conor McGregor
>never lost at 145 and arguably the GOAT
Cody Garbrandt
>uses his fighting prowess to speak for him instead of cowardly hiding behind his words
125 pound division aren't fighters
Holly Holm
>exposed the division as being weak
Claudia Gadelha
>will rightfully claim the belt after another dominant victory
Bonus: Brendan Schaub
>multi millionaire who turned a successful fighting career battling legends into superstardom
Dana White
>does everything for this sport and its fighters; a pillar of integrity

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>>78118943
that had to be thee most movie-like possible ending to the featherweight conner saga

>>78118953
The goobster could probably beat him again
Too bad he can't make 145 anymore
>>78118966
This post is the most reddit thing I've ever seen, and I only gave it a glance.

>>78118935

Another cancelled PPV main event, meaning the new main event features a champion who Dana unjustly threw under the bus and hasn't promoted at all since. Between the company constantly alienating fighters and shit like the Reebok deal, they're on a downward slope.

Is there any fight that the UFC could put on 215 to save the card?

>>78118959
So nothing financial or serious

looks like >>78118957
columbus here is right.

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>>78118981
Ngannou vs his elder

>>78118953
Conor Mcgregor, Chad Mendes, Frankie Edgar.
Max cant finish people he has to hold them down and land soft strikes, won't work on any of them

>>78118969
I bet you're really upset about Borg pulling out.

>>78118959
Conor is responsible for the highest PPVs in the UFC but also its downfall

>>78118980
*tips* surely this megacorp is going to taste your katana of fairness and good sportsmanship

>>78118981

"Straight Edge" CM Punk vs "Powerful" Joe Rogan

>>78118995
I bet you're really upset I insulted your shitty post

>>78118953
Me if I can ever be bothered to cut to 145 again

Surely they could find dj a replacement in a day, couldn't they?

>>78119006

>Implying I pay for UFC anyway

I don't want to see them die and they're in too strong a position right now for that to happen but the sale, losing Ronda and Jon Jones and an increasing number of people leaving for better pay aren't good signs.

>>78118985
>losers
>not enjoying mandrama
pick one and only one

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>>78118990
niggernope would literally kill overeem, i don't understand why this is being pushed. he has a glass chin and ngannou is like rumble. no technique but a lot of power and aggression.

>>78119039
what a worthless statement
you will complain and that's all you'll ever do

>>78118998
at least Conrad has some talent, even if deluded. Bisroid is promoted for being Dana's personal toilet paper

>>78119039
Good thing we're not talking about mandrama and you're the only faggot bringing it up

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>>78119060
Everyone's got a plan until they get kneed in the face

>>78118992
I mean he did drop aldo and got in a dominant position. Im sure if you watch the sport longer youll understand what that means.
Pettis was hurt by max and couldnt continue
>Conner
Can he make 145?
>Chad Mendes
deleted chin
>Fwonkie
Im excited to see this match up. If he wins it would fuck up the division since he has yet to beat ado.

>>78119087
i love reem but you need to explain to me how the fuck you think he wins that fight

>>78119080
>entertainment over skill decides who is "champion" and gets title shots
kys abbo scum

>>78119097
This post was the most virgin thing I've ever read

http://www.instabut.com/photo/huxhkyconditioning/1599077509473915222_5574335790

155

>>78119103
don't even reblog me anymore you shortsighted turk diaspora piece of shit.

>>78119102
You're making it seem like he has no chance for some reason.
I'd imagine it going something like his fight with JDS.

>>78119006
>furtitties selling their shares.
>champs begging boxing for money
>champs begging for money
>champs not defending at all
>events feeling watered down with subpar regional fighters while top 5ers like Rory and Moose are let go
>lack of marquee names
>injuries and roids everywhere
>no clear contenders apart from recycled names
>WME's Ari Jewdenburg mugging fighters at PR events (see perry at the fighter retreat)
>losing all influential personnel from the past decade
>losing brian stann, goldie, and rogan leaving us with Corm "sucks akas dick" Corm, The Grish, Anik, and autism Dom who is great but needs someone with a personality otherwise he sounds like a robutt.
>LHW a mess
>LW a mess
>BW a mess
>Heavyweight is a wasteland and Steep is a faggot
>The only good champions are Cody, JJ, Tyrone (who's also boring), Bisping.

>>78119060
She looks like she's about to do some obscure Eastern European anal scene.

Anyways, I think Reem is wilier than people give him credit for. We've been seeing the veterans defeat the athletic new blood this year.

>>78119029
He could fight reis or cejudo on the card but he already beat them both.
Lets say baby pettis was ready he wouldnt be able to get his medicals on time.
Also mighty manlet would just say that he would need time to prepare for an opponent so he wouldn't take the fight

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>>78119141
I wish Nate would get this meme-match over and done with, only having one more fight (resulting in a loss) against his superior.

>>78119159
>>78119145
Ngannou can be grinded out easily, but against another standup fighter that can't take a punch

Overeem will make ngannou look like the best heavyweight that ever lived

>Borg gets sick
>jds gets popped
Which one is next? We have a while. Will Amanda drop? What the fuck would Dana do of she Did? This card is fucking awful.

R8 my walkout song
https://youtu.be/lcx4DAiqiCA

Don't post your own, nobody cares

>>78119097
>w-watch the sport longer n-n-newfag!!
HAHAHAHA
>Pettis was hurt
Yes by the weight cut and hurt his hand, he gave up after Max kicked him in the groin for the 2nd time and just curled up while max slapped him for the finish
>Can he make 145
Yes
>deleted chin
Doesn't matter Max hits like a bitch
>Fwonkie
uhh go to reddit

>>78119141
shiieeeet

>>78119141
Get that paper.

>>78119188
You're pretty much walking out to getting your ass knocked out lol
And fuck you, here's a walkout song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cvy7MWjfVPE

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>>78119192
>he gave up
sad!

>>78119141
Man I'm so insecure about my small hands, even pillow fisted Nate has big hands I'll never hit hard

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>>78118717
Her only accomplishment was knocking out a mediocre fighter with a literal retard coach

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>>78119192
Fwonkie PEDgare is heem
Also a pillow fisted Diaz rocked conor
If max beat conor in the rematch you would make the excuse that conor was drained and that he would get fucked at 155.

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>>78119245
You don't have to knock people out to win.
Make sure to open a huge gash over your opponent's eye and win via TKO (doctor stoppage).

>>78118985
>not caring about sport, talent, accomplishments, honour, only money & entertainment
Judaism: the post

>>78118717
I liked her 194 Q&A

>>78119278
>responding to the same post twice
Boy I sure do hope you're on a proxy and forgot to change it.

>>78119260
>If max beat conor in the rematch you would make the excuse that conor was drained and that he would get fucked at 155.
THIS DAMAGE CONTROL HAHAHAHAHAHA
You wasn't even a fan of Max until he became champion

>>78119308
No, greece just really hates money

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>>78119278
stop sperging about muh mandrama and post more bisping getting heem'd

>>78119340
Makes sense
Either way the guy is unemployed

any1 else thing Alves is going to beat Perry???

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>>78119354
at some point, we have to stop giving attention to the spammer, which is what he wants. anyway, since you posted the one arm-submission, here's the 2nd funniest one

>>78119370
Nope, it's the Platinum Era

>>78119379
based mayhem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdV-VEg6dwI

bought a ufc pop

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>>78119408
>pop
pic related is literally a better figure

They still haven't realised odds for Gilbert

>>78119432
Spicy banger for sure.

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>>78119431
>I want to see the real one he's still sexy even if it is small

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>>78119446
>the user name

>>78119431
lmfao

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>>78119432
Giblert is -115.

>>78119441
>>78119468
Burns sorry not Melendez

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>Cerrone claims he's knows nothing about his opponent Darren Till

I think I've seen this episode before

>>78119509
That's how it usually works. Odds for everyone but the headliners won't be out till Monday. What's your guess?

>>78119513
Cerrone 1st round

>>78119523
yeah i agree cerrone is probably going to get stopped in the first

>>78119533
>stopped
>by Till
Till can't finish a bowl of cereal.

>>78119533
Till didn't finish the Serb last fight, but if he comes in more focused I think he could get the upset (still probably a decision)

>>78119431

My sides lol

Till showed some good boxing and Cerrone always gets in trouble with boxers

I dont think he will goof around this time though

>>78119630
For sure Cerrone won't exploit an untested englishmans """"grappling"""" and lose a five round kickboxing match my guy

>bisping got banned from reddit

/ourguy/?

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>>78119521
He's one of my favourite fighters, he's usually anywhere from -200 to -600 but I'm hoping due to the fact he lost his last fight and has been off injured he will be good odds. I might do a parlay on Gilbert, Thiago and Olivier Aubin-Mercier. It's such a good card. Maybe Hall win as well.

>boxing revived
>mcgregor gone, jones gone, ronda gone
>ferritita brothers jumped ship

i suppose this "sport" was good while it lasted

>>78119755
doubting perry your bet is borked from the start

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>>78119755
>betting against Perry
>free money

>>78119714
?

source?

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100% it would be too risky to fight TJ because he has never made 125 before

*flips you off*

>>78119755
I think you'll be surprised

>>78119792
*cries*

>>78119791
200% not cause his last loss was at 135 and hes coming up on the record

>>78119791
Mighty Manlet's toughest fight yet

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/my boy/

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>>78119791
What is it with mexicans and missing weight

So does this mean that DJ will be fighting Tj/Cody winner or will he face baby Pettis?

>>78119834
They are unironically rebooking the fight against borg

>>78119825
nigga needs to stop eating home cooked meals.

>>78119834
They're rebooking it for 216.

>>78119834
The fight is going to get rebooked
I'd imagine what follows is the super fight

>>78119825
Their diets are sodium ridden and atrocious. Eating is this big cultural obligation for them.

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>>78119791
Can the commission block him from fighting at Flyweight since he's obviously incapable of making weight?

>>78119825
mexican food and tortillas,
Their love for flour

>>78119834
nah, DJ is ducking Uncle Creepy

>>78119854
CSAC might do it. I don't know if Nevada is into that hippy bullshit yet though.

>>78119841
>>78119842
>>78119843
Fuck that. Khabib did the same shit and has the same record of pull outs and he got crucified for it. Borg shouldn't be allowed anywhere near this fight for a while. DJ has other more exciting prospects waiting for him outside of the """Tazmexican Devil"""

>>78119862
Creepy is already booked for the next few years fighting clinical depression and bankruptcy

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>>78119854

>>78119867
LW actually has a queue of contenders. The only person at FlW who should be fighting for a title is Joey B, and he's blacklisted.

>>78119854
>>78119825
>since he's obviously incapable of making weight?
its the steroids he gets from jacksonwink' farmacy, not his diet goofs

>>78118702
>using a santoku to cut fish

Why do people like filming retarded amateurs 'cooking' like they know what they're doing?

>>78119883
Reminder that Ngannou finishes his fights by massaging peoples necks

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Is Jon Jones innocent?

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>>78119825
Theres one thin person in the entire group plus Kelvin who works out all the time.
Making weight really never was an option for him

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>>78119895
That might explain the acne. Still wouldn't have helped him against the MOAT.
It's like Johnson said; "Dodson had bombs. Benavidez had bombs. You can't just give it, you gotta be able to take it. I've warned y'all now."

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>>78119910
Yes

>>78119921
well mightysperg is on 3 different farmacies himself so yeah youre right

remember when he outlasted a guy on EPO lmao people think this goofball is natty

>>78119854
they literally can do that

they refused to let Barao fight at 135 in his last fight

>>78119947
I've never seen someone entertain the idea that The Man Himself is on the juice.
I just thought he could maintain his performance through HARR WORK and a sheer lack of size.

>>78119988
when a fighter looks invincible he is juicing guaranteed

there goes more effort into the juicing aspect than anything else. Theres a reason why doping is so prevelant these days even with all the testing

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My favourite fighter

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He's not white, but is he the GOAT?
>GSP
>Andy Silva

>>78120066
He's not even the LW GOAT.

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>>78120038
>this worm-fagot

>>78120083
Plead your case. I'm interested.

Fyi started following MMA in 2012.

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>>78120066
Liddell-esque in his lightweight status, Joe.

>>78120121
He has like three total good lightweight wins. He didn't spend enough time in the weight class to have GOAT status.

He was a MMMMMMMUNSTER in his prime, but he can't be considered the GOAT lightweight. It's nonsense to me.

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>>78120066
Spider The best

http://www.strawpoll.me/13886305
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>>78120088
>worm-fagot
What does that mean?

Anyway you're very rude and need to get a life!

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>>78120152
https://youtu.be/B6B6eTGJ5RA?t=3m48s
Probably the saddest thing I've ever seen in MMA.

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>>78120195
>caring about BJ in [CURRENT YEAR]

>>78120121
Not him. But BJ is mostly "legendary" for being a fatty who got so fat he fought machida that one time.

When he went on a tear at LW he beat such greats as Joe Stevenson, Sean Sherk and Diego Sanchez. Not exactly a murderers row even when it happened.

He gets a bit of credit for murking Caol Uno and he gets a good amount for beating hughes which was probably his best win. But again he gets credit because he was fighting up and not at LW.

>>78120217
At the end of the day, what do you want to be most remembered-by, what do you think that your lasting legacy is?

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>>78119910
Yes

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It still amazes me that a manlet with a lanklet body and negative reach has amassed an 11 fight win streak and has murked 2 former champions in the process.

How the fuck can someone like this be that good?

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>>78120225
Maybe if he stopped shitting on his own legacy we'd all remember that instead of his retarded, shitty website and his retarded, shitty fights well after he's completely done as a top-tier fighter.

>>78119943
>>78120241
based Jon

>>78120270
Remember when dc got heemd and u cried?

>>78118817

Could have fooled me, that post was very coral sperg.

>>78120195
Based Dana

Borg made up that he was injured because he knew he wasn't going to make weight

>>78120356
No worries my guy

Natty lord bisking's podcast co-host is fucking annoying as shit

>aldo by submission

>>78120195
>Probably the saddest thing I've ever seen in MMA.
Umm Sweetie...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmBjcDdfneM

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Why didn't Conor just use awkward angles?

>>78120567
This isn't sad because Rumble doesn't want to fight.

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>>78120576
Whats this angle called?

>>78120576
He actually got the angles but didn't do much with them.
>>78120602
Here's an example. Seriously..

>UFC 215 main event canceled
>no one gives a shit

My sides are crumbling.

>>78120621
Is cejudo not gonna fill in for borg? I thought the whole point of him fighting in the same card was incase Borg dropped out

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>>78120538
> lord bisking's

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>>78120576
>>78120602
RIP angles 2015-2017

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>>78120641
the one and only

>>78120636
Johnson won't accept it.

>>78120621
The ufc is dead and mma fans should be glad

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>>78120567

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rumD2Luugiw

Literally why would you amend this in any way

https://youtu.be/_8SS9BlZal4

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>>78120680
saved this pic

https://youtu.be/wit5OWL5cEA

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I SAID I LOVE YOU

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>>78120649

>that retarded run to make an angle

https://youtu.be/ttlM1tNAgMY

bisping unironically has a reddit account and posts on /r/mma

boyship has ended with bisping, till is now my new boy

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>>78120738
Do you think a UFC fighter has ever posted on /heem/?

https://youtu.be/DvDznY1llw8

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>>78120762
>>78120735
>posting Schaub

>>78120738
why are you surprised? at this point /r/mma is the biggest mma forum on the internet and isn't nearly as cancerous as sherdog or the underground

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mP_ht3LU6A

>PRIDE will never return

https://youtu.be/JsdNIX6MeE8

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>>78120725
Is there anyone better at launching their heads into shins than DC?

https://youtu.be/rg3ftfFwltw

https://youtu.be/ROW1j2izypo

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Trolling through my twitter feed and tbqh Colby is piquing my interest.

what site do you lads use for mma betting? normally use ladbrokes but starting to realise it's fucking shit

Can someone post the Clawja pigeon pic?

>>78119842
>>78119841
say's who?

>>78120835
reminder that colby covington literally did mandrama about a week ago

tyron = /sp/
colby = /asp/

>>78120836
I use a retail book.

>>78120835
Colby is extremely underrated and has the perfect toolset to beat Maia who is gonna get exposed

Has DJ every fought someone who could actually strike. Not some shitty wrestleboxer or dodson esque crap.

>inb4 Horiguchi
he was too young and didn't have the TDD to capitalise anyway

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Demolition Man bless lads

cage warriors is on freeview now lads WTF

add to that the fact you can't watch fight night main cards on fight pass in the UK and wtf is the point in getting a subscription

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>>78120889

>>78120867
>who is gonna get exposed
Woodley didn't expose him?

I agree that Colby's probably winning the fight, but if he decides to try and show off his top control against a dangerous opponent I think he loses the first round dominantly.

>>78120889
Torres had decent striking. And he won that fight IMO.

is Shevchenko basically free money lads?

>>78120924
No, Amanda is. Shevchenko is shook.

what is going through Carles Conduits mind right now?

>>78120946
a return fight with Dan Hardy

>>78120924
she could get finished early so no. almost did in the first fight

>>78120917
surely colby isn't stupid enough to do that. more likely is that he gets trigger happy cause he doesn't wanna be like Tyron and ends up doing something stupid and gets taken down

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>>78120924
The Pena and Holm fight (combined with Shevchenko not doing enough in the third round of Nunes 1 to get a 10-8 on any scorecard) makes me think that Shevchenko is never going to learn to force her opponent to get tired and make mistakes. So we're relying on Nunes to take the bait, throw herself to exhaustion, and gas. Which she might not do.

And then what? Shevchenko just waits for an opportunity that never comes.

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>>78120924
sure. the bullet will smear the monkey

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got my money refunded from my borg bet so may as well use a bit of it to put on valentina

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>>78120983
fuuggggggggg :DDDDDD

Joana and Paige are not cute there I said it they should both thank God for makeup

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>>78120991
edjebchik is best ever

I'm still extremely buttmad about Jon. Such fucking bullshit. He's gotta find some way to fight during that 4 year ban, these are his fuckin prime years man

>>78121004
Paige isn't even a good fighter, that's what irks me. A fucking blonde monkey attention whore who is only mildly successful because of how shallow female divisions are

>>78121013
he could probably go and fight in russia if he's actually that bothered

poo tin loves mma so there's no way he'd let him get extradited

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>>78121026
> Paige
page is so cutie girl ^_^

>>78119154
>WME's Ari Jewdenburg mugging fighters at PR events (see perry at the fighter retreat)
Wat

gaethje bless

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>>78121076
forgot pic?

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>>78120991
>>78121009
Slut

>>78121093
spoiler that hog

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>>78120983

First good post russia has ever made

cowboys last interview with ariel was cringe as fuck

straight up called him out for his weasel shit and ariel attempted to laugh it off

>>78121115
post link plz

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>>78121109
Unsure if this is a street heem

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>>78121106
braphog? It's a chimp

<-- Chimpy

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what's next for this spotty pull out merchant?

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>tfw Robbie will almost certainly get heemed I'm his next few fights
Not gonna be fun lads

>>78121013
got it on good authority it will be reduced

>>78121130
>TKO (neck slaps)

>>78121130
> weasel
It looks like the fight Hendo spider

>>78121136
who's he gonna fight next?

at least then if he loses it won't be by knockout and if he wins it gives him some strong momentum

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>>78121130

>>78121157
He should fight the winner of Colby/Maia.

>>78121165
maia is who i meant to put btw

i didn't even know maia was fighting colby tho

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post more street heems

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>>78121172
October 28 bruh

>>78121175
Unsure if this is a street heem

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wtf lads cerrone v till is in october? till is gonna have to go straight back into camp

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>>78121202

furniture heem

>>78121192
holy shit ground and pound on an unconscious guy on concrete? did he died?

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>>78121214

Yes, he literally did die. Was in the news a few weeks ago

>>78121213
Did he

did he not know that there were two tables?

what the fuck was he expecting?

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>>78121175

>>78121230
Shades of Tugger v Toddler.

>was hyped for this card because i knew it would have jds vs nigganoo
>was then a bit hyped for this card because mm has good scraps

hype levels have waned drastically, how long before nunes pulls out again and they scrap the whole card?

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Who will Win?

https://twitter.com/stipemiocicufc/status/906155623796031488?s=09
>Hey Edmonton! Since I'm here do you think I should fight my friend and GOAT @MightyMouseUFC on 1 days notice? Lol. What do you think?

Would it be legal for Mighty Meme to wear mercury fillings to make weight?

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I would really like to bolster my non-MMA heems folder

>>78121144
No because he actually used power and hurt his opponent not softly tapped his arms

http://mmajunkie.com/2017/09/ufc-215-early-weigh-in-results-live-video-stream-11-am-et

weigh ins are live

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>>78121256

http://mmajunkie.com/2017/09/ufc-215-early-weigh-in-results-live-video-stream-11-am-et

Live now

>>78121256
Tony via wut wut in the butt

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>>78121213
What is more embarrassing?

heem via bench or heem via car

It hasn't all been bad news recently/
Till vs Cowboy has been announced.

>>78121278
>>78121269
like I wanna watched drained topless men stand on scales wtf

>>78121293
wmma weighins now

Don't like Till

Like Cowboy

viera looks like shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q4Ut761FQE

This is how I imagine mma fans as they have their hissyfit because a fight was cancelled

>>78121305
ahh yes the cultural cringe brit that hates all british fighters is back

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>>78121276
Tony looks like a damn steep ass Latino. I would be frightened if I met a guy like a tony in the gateway.

Giblert made 146, doesn't look awful

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>>78121213
>I have made a terrible mistake

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>>78121332

now Bingo has 2 nasty lightweights to look out for

>>78121293
>Not watching Towel 7 live
>Not watching Tate try to make weight live

>>78121251
>shooting from like 5 meters out
wtf was he thinking

Seems like the whole card is ready to weigh in, weird. Stephens/Melendez is official.

>>78121332
holy shit big brown looks like THAT? god damn

McMann is ripped af, I'd love her to triangle choke me out

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Hey Dana White, you call me I save 215, es normal.

Shev's nips are rock hard

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133.5

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>>78121286
heem via nature

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135

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>>78121413
whoops, let's save that again.

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>Pull down pants
>Start taking off socks
wat

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>>78121430
Is the bandaid psychological warfare?

is there really no 125er who could step in and save the card? surely so no namer wants a decent pay day

>>78121397
I bet you he did that on purpose to avoid fighting

>>78121453

MM will not take a late replacement because muh important record.

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>>78121383
i will call you, spider

>>78121397
>heem leafy

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JUST

http://www.ufc.ca/news/UFC-Statement-On-215

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https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/9/7/16270060/ufc-214-jon-jones-failed-drug-test-credibility-angel-heredia-mma-news-peds-steroids

When are you gonna apologize to the natty GOAT /heem/?

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>>78121397
Sides, I had never seen that one before.

>>78121460
what a fucking fag

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>>78121480
>still PPV

>>78121327
I like all British fighters except Bisping, you're just an idiot who doesn't recognise the skill gap between till and the top 10

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<---------Stockton Tap

>>78121505
there's a gap between him and the top FIVE but not the top ten my guy

he has a good shot against RDA, cowboy, magny and ponzi

i take colby over him but still