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walkcunt

Shit thread.

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>>78097105

delete yourself

shant be posting in this tryhard thread lads

no u

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What is the current state of cricket in Uganda?

love this thread lads

The janny better leave this thread alone if he knows what's good for him

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no u walkcunt

oi Zachy you here mate?

how's Rajibul feeling?

>>78097139
he was still tipping a bang victory when they were 8 down
Doubt anything would have changed

love the concept of having my middle stump uprooted by a Steyn inswinger

hate the "always turn it away from the batsman" meme as much as I hate the natural variation one

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who /comfy/ here

just had a shower and grabbed a beer

Aus to win by 10 wickets.

Why is he called Walkcunt?

>>78097244
He walks with his mum for exercise

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>Loud autoplaying video on cricinfo

>>78097215
I wann see your anus swallow that bottle

if its a slow pitch england are fucked

If David Warner was a gay pornstar he'd be called Gayvid Porner.

>goatmyer not playing

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>mfw Australia chokes

need a friendship of the depth and quality subcontinental seem to enjoy

>>78097254
worst part of the new format

Does Cricinfo only have Facebook comments now?

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>>78097286

need Smith to get a * and maintain a 40 average in every cricket nation

>>78097271
Slow pitch with fairy rings. Fucked and cursed.

>>78097299
look at these lads
just two mates enjoying each other's company

really need this in my life

Got permanent tinnitus in my left ear after an infection lads. Might kill myself.

Love a meme from Renshaw

>>78097312
yh innit lad
rajibul gives me a long distance slice of it

>>78097299

LOVE the garbage pit in the backround.

has cook cracked?

>>78097324
Presumably the designated shitting beach.

>cook
He's literally dropping the Wisden Trophy

DROP COOK

>>78097321
love the way they all get around a new dp no matter how shit and leave "very niss pic of u bro"
even the worst profile picture pulls 100 likes minimum

CANNOT believe Root lost the toss

Cook blatantly sabotaging Root in order to get the captaincy back.

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no shame in this

Cook's time in the slips is over. Put him out on the boundary.

love a bit of homoeroticism

>>78097336
Stunner of a monobrow.

>>78097283
helo butiful lov yu bby yu be my wife pls darling

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back to back test matches

how good

apparently white people in the subcontinent get treated like gods

>>78097283
love those three lads in the bottom left at the end
loving the cricket and loving each other's company

love my Meme Shit

>>78097283
bangla girls are qt

>>78097357
Dunno about subcontinent but heard it's true in China and Japan.

need a Rajibul in my life

>>78097357
>You will never be a white QT on an Indian bus

Why live

Just linked Rajibul to this thread

>>78097369
nah thats a meme

Based Blowers. Reminder this match is his last commentary.

they find whiteys interesting and cultured

t. worked in rural china for two years

>>78097385
Had a ginger friend who went to China and randos always asked for pictures with him. Locals just assume white people are celebrities.

>>78097396
yeah this happened to me a lot

>>78097396
or just had never seen ginger hair before

>>78097357
>gods get treated like gods

Who would've thought

>>78097403
Still treated him better because of it. Gingers just get bullied here.

>>78097392
What was that like and why?

love the only swings when its cloudy aspect of lords

>>78097415
bit tiring
went because the opportunity came up and I thought why not

hate the champagne sipping toff casuals

still going to hold rajibul's opinions in very high regard after the inevitable result happens

>>78097424
same
just had a bad day

>this jungle music

>>78097423
Give it time, they'll be smashed later and dancing round with beer snakes

respect Rajibul's loyalty to his nation through thick and thin

hate Meme Shit

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I just hope he isn't too sad

>>78097456
>Rajibul Islam Ozil

>hahahahahahahahaha
what did he mean by this?

Looks fucking freezing at Lord's

i wish Bangbro was more like Rajibul

wish I could introduce test cricket to the Mesopotamians

Honestly if I could pick anyone in the world to die I would be sorely tempted to pick Russel Howard.

>>78097456
It's a moral victory for bangladesh

DONT COUNT OUT RAJIBUL YET BOYS

>>78097466
OZIL MUSLIM TURKIYE

Renshaw is a fraud

>>78097481
pretty good shout

literally all bang needed was 150
no reason to bat first and lose

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>The state of Australian sport

I bless the rains down in Bangladesh

this eng test is going to be rained off isnt it, might kill myself

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>55/3

Big family dinner the other night. Someone chose to share the news they have herpes. The mental image. The horror.

his sister?

>>78097548
kek love it

fuck

OH JIMMY JIMMY.
JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY ANDERSON

Bit dark at Lord's lads, concerned for player safety.

Why can't they just swap in a pink ball when the light becomes shit?

would like to hear arleigh's thoughts on the kraigg dismissal

>>78097597
i know
guess just cause it isnt officially a pink ball match

>playing test cricket in england in september

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>RAINBALL

>>78097597
>hating tradition

business idea: english test matches in gibraltar

Not even midday and the floodlights have taken over from the natural light.

>Also strongly prevalent throughout the strategy is the need for CA to provide the game's fans with more of what they want, namely an increased amount of Twenty20, an aim that dovetails with Australia's hosting of the women's and men's World T20 tournaments in 2020.

>On a team performance level, the strategy document speaks of a greater focus on the shortest format of the game by developing "the leading talent pathway with a paradigm shift in alignment to the T20 format"

""test"" """"""""""""""""""""""cricket"""""""""""""""""""""" on SUICIDE watch

forecast isnt even bad today
is tomorrow

Hate this sport sometimes tbqh.

>>78097647
The way things are going, soon just playing test cricket will be a major hate crime.

THE BIG SHOW

>>78097662
the future is T20 franchise leagues with Tests only played between Australia, India and England

>>78097647
If cricket becomes entirely memehit I'll probably just stop watching. Low IQ sports aren't for me to be quite honest.

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>>78097651
May as well find something else to do tomorrow.

>>78097686
[2]

Hate the finish

>Rain scheduled all week

Yes, yes, well done West Indies, well done ..HOWEVER

>>78097686
>he is to much of a brainlet too appreciate the excitement, nuance and strategy in GOAT20

>>78097725
theres none

>>78097722
weekend and monday looks ok to me? idk

Lads, why hasn't root declared???

preferred it when Krazy wasn't posting

>>78097749
Oh, I was looking at the local forecast...

Hate reposts.

>flick on England/windies
>rain delay

Wow, never would have predicted that

>>78097809
wew

which vagina do you prefer lads? theyre basically opposite ends of the spectrum

nathan

nathan collect your crest

nathan please

nathan please collect your crest

o-ok, grab it later

the right Tbh

>>78097894
same

walklad

>132 replies
>27 posters

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>>78097910
Says 17 for me

>>78097910
ive made 28 posts including this one ama

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>>78097943

Beginning to doubt the validity of Rajibul's ashes prediction

>>78097969
t.peterhitchenslad

>>78097980
Did he predict Bangladesh would win?

>>78097986
yeah he predicted bangla 2-0 after 1st test
and his hearty patriotic belief never wavered even when they were 8 down today

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Rajibul is a false prophet.

daniel really hates australia lads

>>78097999
Are you really a Finn?

>>78098014
No, Im an aussie on holiday.

>>78098016
Boo

>nz are now 4th in the world

>kyle hope
why did they not play goatmyer

>>78097868
Right

Based slim Jim.

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>literally smashed a run a ball not out hundred against >leicestershire last week
>still go with kyle no hope
why

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>that shot

>>78098140
le don't change a winning team meme

>>78098150
the worst meme

Reckon prince George could knock a double century on this wicket

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>>78098174
Kyle Hope on pooicide watch.

>he's getting loose down at fine leg now

what did he mean by this?

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>Deleting that post

folks at carribeancricket.com livid with that selection lads

>>78098205
there's real bajans vs everyone else beef on that website

>>78098218
You still spelled it wrong.

Is trinicunt gonna be ok lads?

>>78098241
yeah

>>78098241
Yeah Trinidad is on the other side of the Caribbean, right next to Venezuela

Antigua got absolutely buttfucked today but fortunately the hurricane is missing most of the cricket-playing West Indies

>>78098229
The WI team has been tastelessly called Barbados for a while now m8

reckon there was a dogged lower order batsman just waiting to be unearthed in anguilla

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>>78098241

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WTF! I hate Viv Richards now!

http://caribbeancricket.com/topic/1139006

>>78098302
Bit tasteless that desu lad.

>>78098305
Glad you're safe

That Stallone ad is terrible.

Reckon Nick2020 is the owner of Carlson chemicals

>>78098331
Thx lad x

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>http://caribbeancricket.com/topic/1139016

>This thread

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>>78098401
>Jab Jab de fackin groun in tit backyard... home advantage tits....hask white massa Maj Noot co-join twin bwoy sgtdjones=sudden

reckon shai will have a bad run of form if kyle is taken out and the brotherly support is no longer there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewRX9xmowlo
You think this is playing in Smith's head 24 hours a day?

>>78098449
t. kyle hope

love the sangakkara interview segment, could listen to him for ages

>>78098509
hopefully he'll become a comm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaU2KpZ8hOs&feature=youtu.be

Absolutely livid that the bad guys won for the draw, lads

>>78098606
Don't get whats so complicated about cricket for yanks. Just make them watch memehit and they'll pick it up fine. 90% of the confusion comes from the multiple days/innings.

>>78098630
in memehit form it's unironically an inferior version of baseball. memehit is just shit

>>78098637
Yes but it's way easier to follow for beginners. Work up from there desu.

>>78098650
dont think memehit's a gateway drug

cricket only realises itself in first-class form

i introduced some american friends to Wattle Glen rules
they were instantly hooked

How long till 500

http://www.espncricinfo.com/story/_/id/20605923/teenage-legspinner-turns-heads-lord-nets

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>>78098719
kek

>>78098719
tipping him to spin webs with harmer in 7 or 8 years

>>78098761
what a gentleman

>>78098761
youre literally the reason he's been blanking me
might try and get him to link me to your profile

>>78098630
i actually don't understand first class cricket. the number of overs and declaring confuses me

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Waiting for some wickets to tumble lads.

broad's hair transplant isn't as luscious as it was last year, he's getting a bit thin again

don't worry bout it loyd

How exposed will Roby Joland-Tones be in Australia?

>>78098817
His shite form is getting to him.

>>78098854

Every England bowler will be exposed.

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You now remember Ashley Giles.

>>78098903
unironically called /cric/ "proper nutters"

>>78098874
Reminder that Bread actually had a good series amidst the mass rape that took place last time we toured Australia.

>>78098903
The hero England deserves, but not the one it needs right now

>>78098903
arriba

Captcha: turn carrier

>>78098922
yeah easy to forget

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>>78098903
Based King of Spain

>>78098914
'gonna get drunk and see what happens'

>>78098914
When?

>>78098903
Was just thinking about the King of Spain bit last week. Top bants

>>78098961
about a year ago
there was a collectively run twitter account for /cric/ and Zachy B started tweeting shit about suicide and depressing song lyrics to Ashley Giles who eventually had enough
Alan Butcher was a confirmed fan of the account

There was also a period where we changed it to be Jon Holland's twitter and started abusing prostitutes

>getting out to toby-roland jones

Based Poland-Jones

>getting out to ben stokes

>The Worst Indies

If Ben Stokes called out the fire brigade when there wasn't actually a fire he'd be Ben Hoax.

>>78099018
Shan't be taking part in this

>>78099018
Was this really the best you could come up with?

tipping a 200 run partnership

If Ben Stokes got walloped for 24 runs in four balls when defending 21 in the last over of a World Cup he'd be Ben Chokes

nice job toby, keep the pressure on with leg stump rubbish

>>78099018
Ha ha, boy, I really hope somebody gets fired for this blunder.

>>78099041
ha funny but highly unlikely making that statement quite stupid, thus making you quite stupid

>>78099041
Ha imagine that happening, and then turning off the cricket before the ball even lands over the rope, and then avoiding any news for the next week, and then pretending you never really liked cricket for the next few months. Haha imagine it.

If Ben Stokes got injured and missed a few months then returned to the squad for one test before being dropped again he'd be Chris Woakes

If Ben Stokes bought a round of cola for himself and 9 of his mate he'd be Ten Cokes

If ben stokes smoked weed he'd be ben tokes

ahh yes, normal windies service has resumed I see

Middle Skittle

If Ben Stokes alerted his team mates to the risk Moeen represents to player and spectator safety he'd be Ben Wokes

I rate toblerone jones desu lads

might go to bed lads
work in the morrow

imagine getting bowled by roly toblerone jones trying for DLF Maximum

>>78099121
He's a legit cracking bowler. Completely right to bring him back given how shite Woakes was last week.

>>78099144
no he isnt
i promise

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Name a more elite bowler in test cricket right now. Oh wait, you can't.

tipping dowrich for a brave 7

>>78099147
t. Chris woakes

>>78099144

Can't even knock the stump out hitting it dead on.

Weak

clive lloyd's looking a bit fat these days. needs to lay off the pies

Ah fuck. It was fun for a game.

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>Ben Stokes' hair

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Browne
Cook
Compton
Root
livingstone
Stokes
Bairstow
Archer
Porter
Broad
Overton

Still waiting for someone to dare try undermine my would-be ashes winning team selection

If Andrew Strauss was a Disney mascot he'd be Andrew Mouse

test cricket

If Shayne Dowrich were a good wicketkeeper he'd be deserving of his place on a cricket team

>>78097137
white """women"""

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>>78099351
>Poo '''women'''

>>78097613
>playing test cricket in england at anytime

250 still on the cards

that ball wouldnt have got steve smith out, he would whipped it through mid-wicket

#truthie

Decent ball that, not bad for a ginge.

>>78099413
>you

>>78099421
>not backing GOLDer

>>78099413
Fuck off Warne.

>>78099413
t. Rajibul

lol, just lol

>blowers on tms talking about drinking jagerbombs

/r/ the faces of /cric/ pic

>>78099450
Warne was talking about it on sky earlier

wish bedford's finest mrfuckface was here

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If the Windies were just planning on throwing this anyway they could have at least brought the elite Rahkeem Cornwall along for giggles

Ah yes, the Lords crowd.

>>78099542
>retired fat

>>78099534
2 years mate. 2 years.

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>>78099542
A true athlete. TMS would have had a field day with him.

>>78099573
>Retired tired

>>78099573
>Retired hurt due to being hit in the stomach
lmao how would he even feel that

Dowrich getting destroyed on CaribbeanCricket atm.

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>>78099585
Why didn't I think of that

Pretty good

Tell me about Kyle Hope and Shane Dowrich

What have they done in international cricket

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You now remember Gary Pratt.

>>78099685
still mad

don't care for cricket that much these days

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>>78099715
Poorious

For England James?

>rot

bet there's no one Holder would rather be stuck out in the middle with than Bishoo

>ever leaving your state
kek to think people actually do this

>>78099685
>>78099715
what did he say to the balcony ?

stokes hogging the wickets. let jimmy have one

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... see you for the ODIs

why is stokes so elite on some days and so shit other days ?

>>78100063
Seems to either be with the ball or with the bat, never both.So expect him to go for a battling 12 tomorrow.

>>78100063
Fact that the ball is swinging round corners is helping him here.

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>>78097101

>ODIs

>this jimmy over
wew

>>78100021
"fucking cheating cunt"

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>tfw Anderbum breaks his leg after close of play and is forced to finish his career on 499 wickets

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>>78100134
Insult me more

>>78100175
Proxy off Bruce.

Poor jimmy

>>78100177
YOur cricket team is t very good

>>78100175
reminder peter is ODI
christopher test

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>Letting Ben Stokes get 6 for 22

who wants to get a tail ender for your 500 anyway

>>78100199

Well Christopher is dead so that holds up.

>stokes cucks jimmy
unsure if this is stoke's revenge for being BLACKED or he just doesn't like jimmy

>>78100209
nice

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>>78100199
Think you've embarrassed yourself there m8. It's obviously the other way around. A traditional conservative like Peter would never embrace memehit.

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>>78100202
That shot from Gabriel.

>literally ONLY looking at the reddit thread for the guy that posts highlights
>doesnt post the last 3 wickets

Fucking reddit scum

>>78100244
>literally ONLY looking at the reddit thread for the guy that posts highlights


Sure...

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this man hasn't even heard of one day cricket, or for that matter, the cricket world cup

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>>78100274
>There are 'people' that are actually surprised that a traditional Catholic is opposed to abortion and homo marriage

tipping a cheeky kemar roach show

Has anyone actually got a cross-innings or cross-match test hat-trick?

>>78100287
he makes such a brainlet out of piers morgan in that interview man

>>78100306
Neither of those should count imo. Both very unsatisfying.

>>78100309

Not exactly hard to make Piers look stupid. The Polish(?) guy who was on his show saying women are stupider than men was even better.

Tipping stoneman for an audacious 34

>>78100317

Cross-match for sure. Imagine if a footballer scored 1 goal 3 games in a row and it was called a hat-trick.

>>78100358
The unitary authority of >me

>>78100358
(You)

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>STONEDman

>>78100306
Merv had a cross-innings hat trick across 3 overs.

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>>78100422

>>78097215
get a job you filthy neet

>Rockman

>>78100434
Doesn't really feel right if it's not all done in the same over imo.Yeah, Mo's hat trick was laudable but it would have been even more hype if it was the last 3 balls of an over or something.

>>78100422
>The Australians batted the remaining overs of the day and were bundled out the next day, i.e. 4th of December with a few overs for the day remaining. Once the 2nd innings of West Indies began, Hughes ran in to bowl with a hat-trick on and removed Gordon Greenidge off his first ball with an L.B.W. and completed his hat-trick. (He took 8/87 in that innings and finished with 13/217 in that game.
>He was awarded the Man of the Match award for his performance, though Australia lost the match by 169 runs.)

Predicting England 95 all out.

>>78097302
>fairy rings

what are those

Why don't we just open with Cook and an undefended set of bails at the other end?

Roach is turning into Kevin Hart.

>>78100460
Like a cock ring but for poofters

>>78097417
bit of a brainlet lads whys that

>>78100477
Poofters ?

Would love to put my willy in Winnie Harlow's weird albino vagina tbqh.

>>78100496
Faggots

>>78100471
>Stonebum

>Root being radicalised

love expatlad
love rajibul
love hitchenslad
love straff
love mr fuck face
hate one day ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''cricket'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

Friendly reminder that Andrew Strauss has confirmed he gets the final selection for the Ashes finale.It confirms Stoneman never gets his spot back.

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>>78100541
>tfw strauss selects himself

>>78100554
Either him or Trescothick, I'd be happy with either.

>>78100572
Why not both, play one at number 3

feel like rajibul deeply appreciates how paramount test matches are, just what i've gathered from the great man

>>78100585
What a fantastic idea.

>>78100572
>cook
>trescothick
>bell
>root
>bell (again, nobody will notice)
>stokes
>bairstow
>ali
>woakes
>roly-poly
>anderson
>sub: pratt
I could get behind that team.