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is this bundes?

Yes. /bundes/lig/a/

>>78042303
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jz4_5GPu1BE

>>78042464
*autosages in front of you*

>>78042441
Did you make this thread just to laugh, Danenigger?

>>78042494
Hnnnnngh

>>78042503
I'll support Norway tonight if we win this game.

What a goal. What a player. Thomas Delaney.

>>78042880
based big strong Americans

>>78041603
meat with vegetables and eggs

>>78042441
well thats an interesting image

4-1 then and things are looking up.
Now if Romania beat Montenegro tonight oh boy.
Hat trick by our guy Delaney.

>>78042108
i never got into baking. always want to do it, but never do. the aldi rye bread is just too perfect.
also wanted to make pizza myself, but never did

>>78042321
proof?

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ter Stegen – Hector, Hummels, Draxler, Kroos, Özil, Werner, Müller (C), Rüdiger, Kimmich, Rudy

>>78043116
>no süle
is joachim really pushing this joshua record?

>>78042303
interesting song, very good for evenings, sun going down, youre out with people, maybe sipping on a beer, enjoying yourself, not talking too much, or not talking at all.
feeling the wind, lying in a hammock. its vacation

bookmarked for special occasions

>watching national team football

UGHHHHHHHHHH

Time to watch the poker

>>78042303
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yO4TIOl60f0

really feel like murdering the ugh poster lads

t. timo werner

>>78043197
what poker

>>78043116
>Rüdiger

@78043038
@78043076
@78043092
@78043116
@78043145
No one cares

>>78043229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bl8MH8Z4hT4

>>78042303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd3xIgyY17U

>>78043248
thanks

>>78042303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1CsDW0YImo

>>78042303
https://youtube.com/watch?v=028hdxGYdYE

>>78042303
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8Xvz3FqRCeo

What part of the Greater European Reich are you lads from?

>>78043230
at least he sings the anthem. Unlike
>Ozil

>>78043889
European vassal state of Latvia senpai

>>78042303
Who's the qt on the right?

>>78044044
read the filename wtf

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>england-slovakia thread reaches 300 replies
>germany-norway doesn't even have a thread
why is this?

TOAAAAAA

TOAAAAAAAAA

>>78044215
well England has a lot of hate watchers that want to see them bottle it against the slovaks. Every assumes you'll win this one handily. But at least I'm watching with y'all ;D

Özil must have stopped hugging his dog.

Mesut! Mesut! Mesut! Mesut! Mesut! Mesut! Mesut! Mesut! Mesut! Mesut! Mesut! Mesut! Mesut! Mesut! Mesut! Mesut! Mesut! Mesut! Mesut! Mesut! Mesut! Mesut! Mesut! Mesut! Mesut! Mesut! Mesut! Mesut! Mesut! Mesut! Mesut! Mesut! Mesut! Mesut! Mesut! Mesut! Mesut! Mesut! Mesut! Mesut!

ÖTZEL ÖTZEL ÖTZEL ÖTZEL ÖTZEL ÖTZEL ÖTZEL ÖTZEL ÖTZEL ÖTZEL ÖTZEL ÖTZEL ÖTZEL ÖTZEL ÖTZEL ÖTZEL ÖTZEL ÖTZEL ÖTZEL ÖTZEL ÖTZEL ÖTZEL ÖTZEL ÖTZEL ÖTZEL ÖTZEL ÖTZEL ÖTZEL ÖTZEL ÖTZEL ÖTZEL ÖTZEL

>>78044215
Because germany is the very very likely winner here, nothing to see for neutrals.

England on the other hand... :^)

Wow that was great from OOOOOOZZZZIIIILLLLL

the number ten jersey is flying over the pitch

AHAHAHAHAHAH THOMNAS MULLER!!!!!!!

Hope this team with nazi racist bigot fans loses, no place for hate in football! Damn nazi chants!

And, and saying that part of nazi chant near the end every game you're about to win, very bad!

Better keep quiet or I'll have Löw come out and scold you again white bois :^)

We should've been 4 behind already. I can't watch this shit.

>>78044387
DAS RITE WHITEBOIS, DIS OUR EUROPA NOW.

if müller can't score today he's past it for good. fischauge best in the wolrd against norway again
>>78044387
looks like you naughty boys need to ne annexed by russia again

>>78044399
Watch england then, it'll cheer you up norsebro

DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER

>>78044387
>>78044422
AYOOO HOL UP

fuck it

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Just put us out of our misery

Draxler! Draxler! Draxler! Draxler! Draxler! Draxler! Draxler! Draxler! Draxler! Draxler! Draxler! Draxler! Draxler! Draxler! Draxler! Draxler! Draxler! Draxler! Draxler! Draxler! Draxler! Draxler! Draxler! Draxler! Draxler! Draxler! Draxler! Draxler! Draxler! Draxler! Draxler! Draxler! Draxler! Draxler! Draxler! Draxler! Draxler! Draxler! Draxler! Draxler! Draxler! Draxler! Draxler! Draxler! Draxler! Draxler! Draxler! Draxler!

Not impressed by this German side desu. Don't think they'll make it out of the group stage if they get a half-decent group in the WC.

poor little white bois

>>78044399
Where's Odegaard or whatshisname

janitor duty back in Madrid?

>>78044399
Nations league can't come soon enough.

Kimmisch = Lahm2?

>>78044499
kek, 2-0 before the 20 minute.

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>draxler will rot at PSG's bench and never reach this performance level again
thanks, oil money

we should just skip to the wc semi finals of germany, france, brazil and italy.
we can even skip that and just give the trophy to germany again

seriously though, who's going to stop
>us

>>78044499
I think the last time Germany failed in the group stages was before WW2

is Sarnie not in the squad at the moment?

BÄM BÄM BÄM

>>78044567
Spain or North Senegal

WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER

SO EIN HUSO

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>>78044492
at least you had a good womens team

>>78044568
the WW2 group stages were the worst shit ever

fucking kill me

Heil Hitler, desu!

>>78044499
stupid nigger

Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo!

I just came into this thread to say sorry to Norway. I feel bad for you guys.

7-1 incoming

press F for Norway

F

>>78044620
>when Italy just collapsed and we had to send our players

>>78044593
>ASSpain
come on man, they're back to their regular level again.

>watch stream
>stream lags or crashes with no survivors
>get it back online
>goal happened
please console me /bundes/, this literally happens to me every second match since months.

>>78044620
We won our Group.
We beat Poland, France and Czechosloavakia with ease

Timo Werner is the new GOAT just accept it

>>78044643
>>78044387
k-know your place! be guilty!

Seriously though, where's that norwegian wonderkid?

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RIP Norway
GG no re

>>78044667
only 7 ?

Prussia vs. Rest of Germany

Who would win?

>>78044667
Norway is gonna score?

inb4 50RWAY

>>78044701
>>78044681
The allies ref-balled it at the end. Shameful end to a final.

who /lifelong/ Timo Werner supporter here?

>>78044691
Not sure about that, my dude, they looked good vs Italy.

>>78044729
We would get players from Poland to right?

Official thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ommn8zNalA

>>78044729
bavaria

>a German striker who actually scores regularly
The fuck is this.

>>78044513
He's played some good matches for Herenveen. Hasn't been on the national team in a while, not sure why the coach won't let him play when we're already eliminated either way. Scored a beautiful goal for the U21 team last Friday.
https://youtu.be/dV0Srojgyt4

if anyone's wondering, that's how we play every match

>>78044745
>durr stegen in goal

>>78044729
you know prussia doesn't exist anymore?

>>78044758
The Russians also keept their pitch in a bad condition on purpose to hinder the German fast pace of playing

>>78044772
yes

>>78044701
I'd say you were Sieger der Herzen.

KEK England is already down to Slovakia

Still better than Brazil.

goddamn football wizards

>>78044681
>believing the catenaccio meme
never again

>>78044830
For you

>casuals and cucks actually chanting werners name after the goal

jesus, the absolute state of this country...

Denmark is one of the five or six best teams in Europe right now.

Müller still doing the wrong thing every time

>>78044884
b-but Löw told us to support him and that everyone who is not behaving like the media tells us is 'peinlich'?!

>>78044729
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_Years%27_War

>>78044811
return to normalcy

>>78044758
But our high pressing in the Ardennes was atrocious.

>>78044838
Don't have an opinion because Spain and Switzerland didn't take part.

JUST

I fucking hate this team

please stop

>>78044884
your mom sucks nigger cocks

>>78044847
even though we lost the final we established our reputation as a tournament team

+++BRECHEND+++

Explosion vor dem Stadion!

>>78044990
Well you were already down with little time to go. It was a desperate gamble by the coaching staff.

>please watch the Turkey game on Nitro
>btw Turkey game on Nitro

Just put it on RTL if you want people to watch reeeee

>>78044991
t. Esteban Cardoso Grütgli

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see you in the next life lads

>>78045035
BBBRRRRRAPPPPPPFT

>Fake Ireland scored on Czech Republic

Why couldn't we choke last game ? Fucking Irish fucks

Is this /bundes/?

Lmao im not even mad. We deserve this

>>78045035
>shrapnel hits Werner
>parts of the crowd are cheering

Imagine being Ozil. Playing with mates who want to win. Just look how happy he is.

>>78044701
but after that we failed to close against england and everything went to shit after that

>>78045117
>shrapnel closes in
>Werner flops and dodges

sander berge will dominate the rest of the game

3 goals 95% pass ratio

Why are only shitskins playing for Norway ? I thought they were Aryans ?

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could we win back to back world cups? has anyone done this before?

I wonder if Werder will try to keep hold of Delaney until next summer. January is a good time for selling clubs since there are lots of desperate buyers.
Arsenal or Everton would be good candidates.

>>78045173
Hasan bitte.

>>78045204
Danke, Sören

>>78045173
For a while I thought we were playing Turkey

>>78045187
Italy

Additional info: Before WWII

>>78045187
Italy in the 30s

>>78045141
Seems like the English can't beat the Germans without help from the Sovjets

>>78045173
rock in glass house

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>>78044609
Our best player quit our NT last week because her teammates and coaches were shit. The future of Norwegian football looks bright.
http://www.newsinenglish.no/2017/08/30/star-player-blasts-football-leaders/

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>>78045256
>>78045254

>>78045288
Sounds like a really good name for a festibal

HEIL WERNER

WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER

For me, it's Fourway

Noch ein tor vom dem HuSo

DA ISSES

i never doubted Werner

>>78044648
>Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo!

Why do people hate Werner again?

GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER

>7-1 incoming

Maybe Leipzig is the saviour of German soccer after all!

Will Bayern buy Werner for 120 million?

Our entire NT is just a bunch of overhyped meme players. All our international "stars" are fucking shit either being starters in mediocre clubs or benchwarmers

>>78045361
guaranteed

Or the eternal EPLEL

Northern Ireland scored as well. This concludes the group. Thank you for watching. Come back for the next WC qualification.

>>78045352
only actual cucks hate Werner. they hate him with every cucked fiber of their bodies.

Great cross from Muller. Even if he's in a rut he's still valuable.

>>78045361
Maybe P$G will throw 240 Million at him

>>78045361
Cheeky bid from Chelsea or PSG, lad

>>78045352
he made a dive. No other player would ever do this

Can you please show mercy?

>>78045361
I doubt Energy Drink FC will let him leave. They've got money to stave off any offer

>Germany wins world war 2
>Norway annexed
>In this alternate timeline we can pretend to be Germany and thus winning the ballgames

>>78045352
Because he's Germany's first capable striker in years.

>>78045352
he dives every other game

>>78045420
just 4 is mercy

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>>78045361
QUICK KARL-HEINZ FETCH MY PORTEMONNAIE, WE NEED 28.5M EUROS FOR THAT WERNER KID.

>>78045426
Go drop your uninformed shit somewhere else.

>>78045356
we're not gonna score lad, are you mad

>>78045420
nah
It's 1940 all over again

>>78045420
>Germany
>mercy
kek there are no brakes on the rape train

>>78045352
pace-nigger (white)

>>78045445
he dived once. Robben literally dived more often since the season started.

>letting old VW players get on the pitch
yeah no löw is a con

ugh i thought they would be playing tomorrow ...

>Toni "LANG LEBE ANGIE" Kroos

Kroos can't score for shit since playing for Real, real shame, I remember his Neverkusen blooters

>>78045441
You can join us. Sharing oil and bretzels while we send every refugee to that little island where Breivik shot everyone.

>>78045448
why not force a free transfer?

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>>78045388
Na shledanou

>>78045453
don´t call me lad, buddy

Müller has shit on his foot

>>78045414
Noooo, he's evil and we got enough other strikers. Petersen is nice.

>>78045286
this was before those guys in los alamos invented penalties.... it would just have been an endless draw - nobody wants that

kroos would get exposed in the bundesliga tßh

>>78045530
and Alex Meier and Stefan Kießling

How is my boy Draxlah doing?

Die Roten Bullen will powerfuck Real in just a mere six months from mow. Are you excited?

>>78045187
Italy 34-38
Brazil 58-62

>every french social media right now
LOOK THIS IS HOW A REAL TEAM PLAYS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DESCHAMPS OUT

>>78045441
if you're a Lebensborn kid you can pretend to be German

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(Germany vs Norway, 4th September 2017, non-color.)

Following this match and the massacre of the Norwegian players Germany was banned from every again playing Aryan Football.

>>78045450
I did lad last night. Was really uncomfortable with the request of scatplay by your mother

>>78045400
true that

and thank god that löw knows that

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>>78045352
he's a fucking white male

>>78045352
Plays for A FUCKING ENERGY DRINK and is a diving cunt.

Stuttgart fans have even more reason to hate him. That's why Löw was whining during the press conference since he expected them to shit on Werner during the game.

>>78045593
>Was really uncomfortable with the request of scatplay by your mother
Hard to believe, considering your flag.

Müller is so unlucky, every single of his shots gets blocked somehow. It's the complete opposite of before.

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>>78045547
Currently flying

>>78045400
>the Nightmare of Norway

>>78045610
Stuttgart fans aren't actual people so it's fine. Richfags livivng in the ugliest city in the South, says everything.

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>worst team of all time
>women start to suck too
>now hegerberg quits the team
wew lad

>>78045203
hes basically gone. no idea how they could even hold onto players like kruse and him for so long

so who can stop us now that we finally have a striker in based Hurensohn?

>>78045583

really?

>>78045663
at least you got cross-country Sking

>>78045695
only spain can, France's dab kings lack the intelligence to win a trophy.

>>78045656
which club will draxler fly to?

man city in winter is my guess, pep will have every attacking mid in the world

>>78045611
Oh you wouldn't believe what she gets up to in bed!

>>78045695
Boateng chimping out and getting a red card 3 minutes in against France in the finals.

What did werner even do?
Why do you hate him so much?

Jens "France are way superior to Germany" Lehmann on sucide watch

>>78045701
umm, actually sweetie it turned out we were doped all along

>>78045701
wasn't that norwegian bird caught doping or something

>>78045547
Easily the best player on the pitch tonight.

>Draxlel memers btfo to never recover

He is one of the brightest talents in football, get used to it.

>>78045743
Dived against Schalke

Droxlor is my favourite Pokemon

>>78045743
tradition cucks hate him because he's good and plays for RB Leipzig instead of their local shitclub.

>>78045734
No clue hermano. Probably a club in England by the looks of it. I doubt he'll go back home

>>78045743
too white

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>>78045591

>>78045794
no german club can pay his wages, except bayern but they don't rate him

does anyone have webms of goals?

>>78045853
Bayern will get another pacy black man as a striker

>>78045853

>psg
>ever selling players

Qatar will chimp out if anyone posts a bid on him.

PSG has, for the right wing spot : Di Maria, Draxler, Mbappé, Lucas Moura, Lo Celso.

>>78045853
he hasn't committed any crimes yet

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I demand a rematch at utoya

>bladerunner 2049
looks like shit. i can already tell it will be miles away from the original.

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>>78045895
I get it. It's because Bayern players and their management are cirminals. Hahaha, really funny ;)

>>78045894
I think Draxler is the type of player who's content with being on the bench as long as he gets paid a lot, so PSG is the right club for him.

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>>78045737
he doesn't botch things

>>78045945
it's funny but it's also the truth

>just realised johaug will still be banned at the 2018 olympics

hahahahahahahaha

>>78045926
this desu
>>78045958
>TYS
wat

>taking Müller off before he can score a goal
cruel

>>78045958
GOAT clearance

>>78045980
Tyskland.

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>>78045958
>Schalke

>>78045978
>implying our other cross-skiing females aren't so juiced up we can't lose no matter what

>>78046004
That sounds kinda cool. We should change our name to that one!

>>78045958
Is Boateng still a starter for Bayern?
Feels so long ago when he was last good.

>>78045926
I fucking hate you millennials. The original was boring as fuck garbage.

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Mfw that in the next 3 years Timo Werner will play for Buyern

WE WUZ KINGS

hello pls show goals i missed first half

:(

>>78046024
prefer "Deutsches Reich"

>>78046022
you're right

I stopped laughing immediately after realising this

>>78046036
the original was top tier film noir kino you utter piece of shite pleb

>kroos failing with his memeshot technique
fuck off cunt

reee

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>>78045656
kek

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Time for 5-4 victory

>>78046036
not enough explosions for you oldfag (1998*), huh?

>tfw have to wake up at 5:30

yikes

>>78046106
>bravo charging in out of nowhere

keking every time

BOCHUMER JUNGE

>>78046029
He's busy being a degenerate. Who was it again that was talking shit about him? Rumenigger or Uli? It was about him being at too many events instead of training or something like that.

>>78046106
>top tier name for Germany
Tyskland

>high tier
Germany

>mid tier
Deutschland

>low tier
Allemagne

5-0

>>78046044
What's stopping Red Bull cash money young money to become Buyern 2.0?

>that one nigger in the crowd cheering for germany

GOATretzka

>>78046134
might as well drink a few strong coffees and stay up you pussy

>>78046106
typisch piefke

Lowe should really try out a new left-back. Plattenhardt? or Toljan perhaps?

>>78046158
Alemania sounds nice though

Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka! Goretzka!

>>78046074
There are plenty films that are exactly that but not boring shit.

Stop posting

>>78046158
>god tier
Schland

>that Norwegian give and go pass

>>78046158
What about " Vācija"?

>>78046167
try again

>>78046183
emre can is indeed the archetypical german

>>78045659
>Stuttgart fans aren't actual people
?

>GOATretzka comes in for Müllel
>scores immediately

>>78046000
clear a own goal?

more like Vonwegen amirite?

>>78046195
Make me do it!

more like Noway amirite?

>>78046183
>gelungene integration

>>78046172
Integrationskurs

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>>78046245
>>78046227
About to grab my gun

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>"Goretzka is not the next GOAT"

why is Özil so good?

whos captain know? kroos?

because he is the Nemesis of Norway

>>78046264
Not wearing an Arsenal shirt

>>78046167
They are trying their hardest to appear like they are "growing organically" as they like to say.

>>78046264
Germany's brave Manfred Öhsel

>>78046280
i don't now

Rudy is the most boring und uncharismatic player ever

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>>78046262

>>78046307
and still he'll score the game winning goal in the next world cup final

>>78046264
its a none important game against a shit team

>>78046264
>özil
>good

*breathes in*

1 Norwegian to every 20 German in this thread.

Taking bets on what final score will be. 8-0?

>>78046307
this. he's like the defense iniesta. should ship him off to mallorca or so. no place for football robots here.

>>78046307
He really is. Maybe that's his strength? Other players ignore him and forget he's even there.

>>78046325
vi snur det :)

why isn't Dolberg playing?

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>>78046280

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>>78046325
depends on how much spaghetti you'll spill

>>78046376
got caught with a hooker

>>78046325
1941 - 0

Khedira bought 1200 tickets for disadvantaged children
And he bought 11 norwegian jerseys and gave them to real retards

>>78046325
>tfw I'm not even watching the game

I just like shitposting.

hehe

>>78046180
Bad idea

FUCKING MORON

Still goalless in Montenegro

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totally forgot that we have another plastic club in bundesliga with stuttgart now. mercedes, VW, SAP, Bayer. at least audi got relegated.

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>>78046474
>wrong thread

>>78046507
see
>>78046474

>Nordshite

>>78046491
its okay since they have muh history

>Rüdiger, Khedira, Werner
>VfB Fans on suicide watch

>>78046552
nice

>>78046325
But Norway is better than Brazil.

Löw will play George McFly

Meddl Loide!

>>78046075
Does Kroos ever score blooters anymore? He used to be so good at it but suddenly, when he joined Real he started with this "pass it into goal" bullshit. As if he isn't allowed to shoot or even train his shooting anymore. All because Penaldo has a statpadding fetish and throws a hissy fit when someone else scores.

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>>78046552
extremely rude

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rate

>>78046647
rated 6 shiny shekels out of 7

plastic sticc / 10

>>78046647
10/Greatest Ally

Would give 30 billion of foreign aid to.

>not even lagerbäck can fix norway

he should have retired after iceland

>>78046647
Würde die gerne mal verkohlen :^)

>>78046386
Mats Hummus?

>tfw no granate

TIMO WERNER FUßBALLGOTT

>>78046693
Meanwhile their best coach is returning Denmark to our former glory.

>>78046694
*keks in German*

>>78046561
true. and "mercedes-benz-arena" is still way better than "al-khalafi-bin-sadiq ethiad stadium"

>>78046750
haram

>>78046722
>6 goals in 8 games for the NT
>already won a title
>21 years old
feels good to witness the future GOAT

>>78046841
>tfw I thought he was a Chancentod and a simpleton before he graced RBL with his presence
I WAS A FOOL