Today:
Four matches in the women's Bundes, including Potsdam - Jena @13:30.
In the men's game we have Regionalliga Nord and Südwest.
Svejts are playing away against Letland tonight in a Euro qualifier.
Very good OP!
gerd morn
>>78015892
Thank you! And good morning to you.
pity sage
why did the other thread get deleted?
>>78016323
it got archived
>>>77967307
https://www.fussballgucken.info/fussball-heute
why aren't the other matches showing up here?
Hannover 96 war mit van Persie einig – Veto aus Klubführung
stream: https://tv.sport1.de/sport1/
>>78016387
http://www.livesoccertv.com/de/
>>78016448
thanks
Alois is mad again >>78016421
>>78015784
helo Emil Forsberg über alles.
Thnx
>>78016521
*misses penalty*
>>78016392
KIND DU SOHN EINER HURE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZAD7W3M4zc
Why not Hurenkind?
okay which of you guys did this?
https://www.timesofisrael.com/german-soccer-fans-shout-nazi-era-chants-shocking-team/
>(((timesofisrael)))
>(((((((((((((((((TRIGGERED))))))))))))))))
>>78016530
KOMM NETTELBECKPLATZ ICH RASIER DICH DU MASKE
I hate Länderspielpause so much.
>>78016638
#justaloisthings #respect
>>78016638
the matches are good, though
https://twitter.com/DFB_Team_EN/status/904292976188325888
K-know your place and keep quiet racist hans!
He's right. The Mannschaft (TM) has no fans.
>>78016638
same here desu
>>78016775
lol what a cuck
>>78016797
just read an article in the FAS that the parts of the DFB fans are becoming problematic again.
>>78016679
no, they really aren't
>>78016888
Hummels has a nicer body than I thought
Some of you guys, girls and people of non-binary gender are alright... don't be in the Evakuierungszone today
>>78016900
no u
>>78016909
Well he's a professional athlete that plays on a position in football where physical strength is required.
Sorry, I don't speak Swedish
>>78016914
Here in cologne it sometimes feels that we have this kind of stuff atleast twice a year. I never got evacuated though. Das Glück ist mit den Dummen I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
>>78016942
For me, it's the Luftmine HC-4000™
>>78016914
>the cemtery needs to be evacuated too
>>78016966
>>78016980
Alles ist möglich im Fußball
>>78016996
As reply to "free transfer to Brondby next summer when we sell Ronnow"
>>78016996
thanks
>>78016914
>>78017011
Kalle, get the car!
>>78016994
yes
>>78016888
>hitler trips
ja dann mal sieg heil
Watching the Forumla 1 now
>>78016914
>(((Rothschildallee))) not affected by the
bomb
Wow, color me surprised
>>78017033
24. September heißt Hakenkreuzchen bei der NPD
>>78016888
https://twitter.com/DFB_Team_EN/status/904294096101154816
Looks like your manager is very upset about the damn nahtzees on the rise again, I can't read that well, can someone explain what happened?
Or is it because the fans started chanting Sieg near the ending minutes? top lel
>>78017053
Same, but the Vuelta broadcast starts 13:30 so that's a bit of an issue.
Just came home from visiting a friend in Essen where I've never been before. Think it's the ugliest and most unpleasant place I've seen so far. Go-karting is fun though, can recommend.
/endblog
>>78017124
everything above Bayern and Based Württemberg is ugly and degenerate as shit
>t. knower
>>78017124
i thought nordhrein westfalen was comfy, what happened?
>>78017174
NRW is the least comfy place in Germany outside of city states Berlin, Hamburg and Bremen. It looks like Northern England at best and Albania at worst.
>above
more like "t. retard"
>>78017174
Sandniggers and niggers.
>>78017204
>v2_nahlesschmeltzer
I rate the filename
>>78017204
don't forget the gypsies
>>78017203
gib a ruh sören
>>78017202
wow that sounds bad. if i were to visit germany what would be the comfiest place to go? i like mountain climbing, forest, comfy architecture/history, etc
>>78017261
Harz is nice in my opinion. I guess it's different for a Norwegian, but it's a pretty manageable drive from Denmark.
>>78017261
>>78017173
Unironically one of those two. a lot of forest, lakes and close to the alps
If I visit Berlin today will I be the victim of Paris Syndrome?
>>78017275
>>78017279
wew looks comfy af
Kemme playing btw
>>78017261
Southern Germany, Schwarzwald, uplands in the East like Harz, Thüringer Wald, Erzgebirge all have comfy villages left. Have to agree with Denmark on this one, Harz is beautiful.
>>78017261
You're describing Austria, la.
>>78017286
I've never heard of anyone havng positive expectations of Berlin, I think it is well known that it's a shithole and that is its main appeal.
>>78017261
Allgäu region in Bavaria is really nice
>>78017286
The good thing about Berlin is that all the things worth seeing are really close together around the Museumsinsel.
>>78017357
you are really nice
>>78017286
Berlin isn't great but the shittiness is a meme. It's still far better than every bigger city in the west.
>mentioning Berlin in /bundes/
Thanks for ruining the thread, asshole
>>78017415
I don't think he's around or he would have already been triggered.
>>78017407
>>78017321
>>78017357
Thanks these look very nice. Not to be too /pol/ but how many niggers are there? I like to see as few possible niggers when on vacation
>>78017473
Hmmm I'd say both are pretty white
>>78017301
Nice to see here back on the pitch
>>78017202
>>78017261
NRW ≠ Ruhrpott + a few other bigger citys
Münsterland/Eifel and Bergische Land are max comfy
>all these Bajuwaren and Schwaben mongs in /bundes/
UGH
>>78017473
some in southern germany and I'm pretty sure none at all in the east. I haven't been there since the refugees but I heard they all moved to the cities.
>>78017485
>>78017516
Good thanks
>>78017301
>this shit tier make up
looks like one of those teenage girls who got their first make up from the newest Wendy, but have no idea how to use it, respectively overuse it.
>>78017496
I can confirm that bumfuck nowhere Rheinland-Pfalz is still white and comfy too. Basically stay away from big cities unless you constantly want to hear "Eyy Alda"
>>78017407
just because Berlin is a good city if you wanna party, it doesnt change the fact that its degenerate and ugly as shit
>ITT Dorftrottel /pol/ Ronnys talking about places they never been before, but at the same time hyping up their local Dorfplatz
lamoing at ur life loosers
>>78017598
Museumsinsel will be great once the Stadtschloss is rebuilt.
also Sören arrived, rip thread
>>78017578
Brutal but spot on
>not rating your local dorfplatz
volksverräter verrecke
The.Secret.In.Their.Eyes.2009.720p.BluRay.x264-x0r.mkv
ja digger was für dorf man XD komm kreuzberg beste
>>78017598
>wants "to party"
>complains about degeneracy
wew lad
>>78017578
the jewish pr agent probably forced her to wear it
vettel wont make it huh. he will choke and lose the wc.
>>78017204
I can't even tell if the Emre Mors in the streets are speaking Scum or actual Arabic anymore. falling for the RWTH Aachen meme was a mistake.
>>78017726
yes
>>78017726
Löw nominated Vettel?
FATTY DOWN!
>+3s per lap for merc
yeah this shit is over, HWL
*cringe
>tfw cant stahp the brrappppp
1:0 Schmidt
>>78018163
>basedmark
Pity reply
Why bundes so overwhelmingly bvb fans?
>>78018531
I wouldn't say that the people on here are overwhelmingly BVB fans, but out of the Buyern/BVB dichotomy, the BVB is by far the lesser evil.
>>78018531
watzke donated big $$$ to the bundes patreon
>>78018574
I mean bundes is like 3x more active when bvb plays. Look at the thread on the Sunday of the previous matchday. Was ded
>>78018648
I don't root for Dortmund but they have interesting players. Same reason I watch Leipzig. Bayern just has old meme players.
GOOOOOOALLL SVENJA!
>>78018648
>Look at the thread on the Sunday of the previous matchday.
freiburg played leipzig that sunday. the fuck are you talking about?
>>78018574
Bayern isn't even evil anymore, just incompetent. I mean look at their squad and try not to laugh.
>>78018531
I'm supporting Gorgos today.
>>78018752
>try not to laugh.
I honestly cant. if neither BVB, RB or HSV manage to win the bundes this year I really dont know anymore.
most clusterfuck of a squad I've seen from buyern in a long time
>>78018686
this
Bayern are a boring team. They are the only German team that could afford star players but they buy Rudy instead. Just a lame club.
>>78018874
I'm pretty sure they will win da bundes this year
Bayern are a Lewandowski One-Man-Show now.
>>78018965
People blame Poop for destroying the treble-winning team but I think it was getting Lewandowski that ruined them.
>>78018925
thats basically wurstl and rolexkalle being greedy shits. they still want to make schnäppchen transfers in 2017 while all big euro clubs pay big $$$ for players. thats why they only get some benched shitters and then hype them up.
I still rate Rudy. He shouldve stayed at Hoffenheim tho
tfw wanted to buy finnbogason but Hans no sold him
>>78019077
Reminder that when the transfer bubble bursts da bundes will be fine
>>78018925
Rudy for free is a good deal
>>78018843
Me too btw
>>78018280
should I move to switzerland or will people hate me for being german?
>kemme hit the post
unlucky!
Also refballed after a foul on Schmelle inside the box.
>>78019077
they really should have bought Draxler this summer. they should have bought Sahne last summer. Ribery and Robben can win the dirty league games in Frankfurt but nobody in europe will be scared of that offence.
RAIKÖNNEN BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ehegötz on.
>>78019174
they wont hate you for being German unless you're a typical German dick that constantly feels like lecturing the stupid mountain folks.
She also played tennis.
3:0 le cut inside girl
>want to have sex with Manuel Neuer and kiss his aua aua foot well after he suffered so much pain
>moved to münchen just for that
>hung out in the club where they had their meisterfeier
>get absolutely smashed on 5 Maß and 10 Jägermeister so I have the guts to approach my love
>sneak up from behind drunkenly and wrap my arms around him, whispering "Oh mein Manuel" in his ear
>Feel up his buff, aryan body, bite his neck gently and put my hands down his pants to feel his Manuel manually
>my cock instantly gets hard when he reaches back around to grab my ass with those ballcatching hands of his
>unzip his dick and make him drop his pants right in front of the crowd
>Müller, Alaba and Martinez all stare in awe
>their cocks get hard as well and they make out openly with each other
>reach around to grab Neuer's throbbing hard cock and stroke it gently
>it's wet with musky pre
>resist the urge to suck it, I have better things to do
>like burying my meat rocket in his anal goal
>bend him over, tell him to beg me to fuck him
>"Oh yes, Anon! Put it in..!"
>Spit on his lovely pink rosebud, it's begging for my dick to go in
>My own fat 10" cock is perfectly aimed at his asshole
>decide to push it in with one go
>"HAAARGGHHHH..."
>Suddenly I scream, just as I was about to enter him
>He grabbed my cock, threw me on the floor and gave it a punt
>As I stare at him in horror, writhing in pain, he winks at me "Sorry Anon, I don't ever let any go in!"
4:1 Anna Gasper
Did anyone besides me watch the match?
>>78019916
No because I'm not a gay
eh still better than a Sören post
>>78019916
An odd cute right there
>>78019916
>watching women football
ugh
Btw where are the Düsseldorf proof???
very good film
https://www.welt.de/sport/fussball/article168257651/Bestuerzende-Details-vom-deutschen-Nazi-Eklat-in-Prag.html
>„In Kneipen wurde sogar faschistische Musik gespielt. Vorher wurde gedroht, die Kneipen kurz und klein zu schlagen, falls die Musik nicht aufgelegt wird.“
based
>>78020901
Kategorie C?
Xavier Naidoo
>>78020901
>bestürzende details
oh no i am literally shaking!
>Badstuber muss raus, der Innenverteidiger läuft ohne sichtbare Beschwerde, es handelt sich wohl um eine Vorsichtmaßnahme.
>>78018648
/bundes/ is ded since 2014
dortmund matches still provide enough noise to drown out the shitposters who made this thread hell
>>78018648
>what are bandwagoners
>>78021264
Help me make bundes great again. One post at a time
>>78021339
more slags!
>>78021339
If you'd fuck off, that'd improve our threads already
rude
>>78021458
This post is fake news
yeah american imperialists should fuck off. sören wants to discuss st. pauli only with benny and justin.
>>78021473
Nicht halb so unfreundlich wie 24/7 einen Thread zuscheißen in dem man nichts verloren hat.
>>78017301
Eww. I prefer her unkempt
>>78018843
She's a big girl
>>78021533
five star post
hallo und guten morgen!
>>78022160
dreamt anything?
>>78022216
yes
>>78022216
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."
I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.
I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.
I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.
I have a dream today!
I have a dream that one day, down in Alabama, with its vicious racists, with its governor having his lips dripping with the words of "interposition" and "nullification" -- one day right there in Alabama little black boys and black girls will be able to join hands with little white boys and white girls as sisters and brothers.
I have a dream today!
I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, and every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight; "and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed and all flesh shall see it together."2
>>78022277
okay, nice trip dubs
>>78022160
How is Denbark doing?
>>78022317
this
>>78022317
>>78022330
You remembered how sweet.
He is good
>>78021458
same if you fucked off
ugh
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The.Lives.of.Others.2006.720p.BluRay.x264-ESiR.mkv
don't ugh at me
it's true you braindead ugh poster
>>78023384
good goy
ughhhh
>>78023579
autism
>>78023579
lanklets BTFO
>>78023846
Lanklet doesn't make sense. Someone who is tall doesn't lack length/lenk
You guys eat schogetten chocolate?
>>78024020
rarely
>>78024020
nah I don't like them.
ihr dummen mongos
MANLETS BTFO
good night
sleep is for the weak
a climactic film, i enjoyed it
>>78024885
imagine the STASI having had access to something like google and internet protocols looooooool
signed: the guy who just came back from watching the lives of others
>>78025560
night
night
God I hate Germany
>>78028282
>t. Ronny
>>78028282
t. Sören Benn
Julia lost guys ;_;
>>78030529
rip
good night
>>78033978
Good night bby
What did he mean by this?
>>78036672
Did Merkel won der debate?
>>78036697
Most people think so, yes.
>>78036765
>Most goys think so, yes.
ftfy
>>78036821
so pretty much anybody voting thinks so then
geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd merning
>all this /pol/ talk
ugh
Yeah, good morning.
>Six hours until Feierabend.
Hmmmm
>>78036672
>Sören Kroos
>>78036697
Germans are incapable of criticizing authority. They love following their leader like sheep. She "won" the debate.
Now get this shit off /sp/.
Morning /bundes/.
>>78037517
he's an Ossi
>tfw Ronny and Sören are the same person
>>78036697
it's hard to lose against the definition of a loser
>>78038158
actual Sören is from Berlin too
How mad is Konoplyanka now that the better Ukrainian player is at the better Pott rival? Will there be some Ukrainian blood at the next Ruhr-derby?
>>78037772
You're a German incognito, no?
>>78038462
They dislike each other iirc
>>78038467
No, I just live in Austria.
>>78038471
I didnt know that. I wonder if its a Ukrainian vs Russian thing, or if its because Yarmolenko is taller and better...
The previous time France failed to beat Luxembourg Franz Ferdinand was still alive and Charles de Gaulle was in his early 20s
>>78038491
Now now, my shareholder friend, you've said multiple times you're a German living in Austria
>>78038504
austrians are germans u idiot
>>78038524
Not true
>>78016638
mfw (((((they))))) delay both professional leagues to watch our NT lose against non countries
>>78017204
Favoriten_und_Floridsdorf.jpg
>>78038492
hehe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kxpl3J8FM8
very A N G E R Y
>rarely posted here during the last few days
>/bundes/ becomes even slower than it already is
I'm disappointed in you guys (female).
>>78038810
ughhhhhhhhhh
I'm so disappointed by your negativity (non-gender)
>>78038810
it's Monday (during the international break)
>>78038823
True, but I was talking more about the threads during weekend.
>>78038846
((((((international break))))))
>>78038810
Its Länderspielpause silly.
>(female)
Sure thing "female".
>>78038864
that's his wife btw. would you /bundes/?
>>78038878
>>78038864
Good for him. I really respect the guy. He took it like a man, didnt badmouth anyone and gave BVB 2 really really good seasons with the best point average ever.
I just really hope he doesnt go to Bayern that would be sad. Hell be treated as the next Klinsmann when he "flops", instead of realizing the real problems at Buyern.
>>78038878
I would not. I have high standards.
>>78038896
>I would not. I have high standards.
you like em THICC right?
>Die Sorgen waren unbegründet, denn es war eine Entscheidung mit Kalkül. Oder besser: eine "Ich"-Entscheidung. "Ich war ruhig. Es war eine Frage der Verhandlung zwischen Barcelona und Borussia", sagte der 20 Jahre alte Franzose nun im Interview mit der in Barcelona ansässigen "Sport". "Ich wusste, dass ich Geduld haben musste. Ich habe mich entschieden, nicht zum Training zu gehen. Ich wollte nicht. Ich habe mir eine Ausrede gesucht, um nicht hin zu gehen", erzählte der Stürmer. "Hätte ich nicht alles in meiner Macht stehende getan, um bei Barcelona zu unterschreiben, würde ich es jetzt bereuen", sagte Dembelé.
>taking pride in behaving like a scumbag
wew
>>78038913
>you like em THICC right?
Tall and slim actually. Shes thicc (ish)
>>78038913
ohmooooo
>>78038934
People like you are the ones that get trampled by cows on their summer holiday
>>78038913
dayum!
>>78038950
Especially if they dont unleash their dogs when the cows go full berserk mode.Happens every year.
>tfw most of my comunio purchases decreasing in value
>>78038916
I hope he dies in a terrorist attack.
>>78038959
just darwinism at work
>>78038950
honest question: how less degenerate is austria in comparison to germany? considering moving there
>Andreas Beck is playing for Stuttgart
When did that happen?
>>78039112
Like a week ago.
>>78039111
Depends what you define "degenerate" as.
>>78039112
Reschke had to meet the oompa loompa quota
>>78039138
Pretty much the same as in Germany, except that its only in Vienna and Graz. Also less Syrians and "refugees", more Turks and Asians like Philos and Thai.
As it to societal degeneracy... Vienna is pretty much Berlin tier, but alot of "Landeier" are usually pretty oldschool. Women are slags everywhere.
>>78039150
how do I get to know which canyon to shit in?
>>78039163
Worry more about your mother's "canyon" being shat in.
>>78039150
so basically just skip vienna and graz and I'm good.. sounds alright
>>78039197
Well no. Only if you care about "degeneracy". Vienna is literally the best city in the world to live in. Just avoid the 16/17th and 22 district. If "Sjws" bother you that much, you might aswell move to Alabama or Kentucky.
>>78039142
hehe
now I have an Ohrwurm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yCz6bQRrGU
>Sport1 telling the important stories
>>78039225
Turks.
>>78039208
>you might aswell move to Alabama or Kentucky
implying this isn't my plan already for when I'm 70
>>78039034
>Not gonna be able to buy Timo werner
>>78038689
>>>78038533
>It is true actually. Austrian identity previous to WW2 was a "German identity". Austrian nation, German people. Its hard for Americans to grasp the concept. Once WW2 was over, the semi-communist government in Austria did their very best to ensure that Austria would never be a part of a German nation ever again, so they promoted a Austrian culture, which is more similar to a Alpine culture, where skiing and hiking is seen as the epitomy of being Austrian. Also anti-German sentiment was promoted in schools from an early age, which is why also the national sport changed from football to Skiing. Also one of the reasons why Austria is so shit at football. Its seen as "the pleb sport" by Austrians, due to the anti-German thing.
Can confirm. Even Karl Renner, who was an avid leftist, was fond of the name "Deutschösterreich" (literally "German Austria). This anti-german behavior is a fucking joke. I, for one, am a fan of the german NT (and the Austrian NT of course) and as such, people always say "You can't like the germans if you're an austrian". What a fucking load of shit. I know I sound like some triggered redditor here, but it just bugs me so much.
>>mfw (((((they))))) delay both professional leagues to watch our NT lose against non countries
>>Yeah, I really dont give a shit about the German NT anymore. I cant believe its been 11 years since the Sommermärchen.
imblyign
>>78039448
This girl looks retarded tßh
>>78039494
that girl looks underage tßb
>>78039336
>>78039494
Not true
>>78039506
Not true
>>78039555
>>78039564
>It's a /bundespol/ thread
ugh
good thing I have to leave now anyway
>>78039712
Autism
>please notice me
what's the point of posting if it's not noticed ?
>foreigners shitting up /bundes/ again
ugh
Armenien - Danmark kicks off at 18:00 for your fyi.
Is odegaard playing?
Hmm some ugly videos coming out of Danish police beating a Polish hooligan while he was on the ground before the game on Friday or whenever it was. Not a good look.
>>78040196
*blocked*
Is it possible to get a gud job in Germany without vitamin B?
>>78040378
Yes. Through quotas. if you're a jewish gay trans-nigger you shouldn't have a problem with finding a job.
>>78040598
where do I sign up???
https://www.theplayerstribune.com/jerome-boateng-bayern-munich-defender/
Boateng lads
Same XI as the Poland game.
I like it
>>78040789
most things look nice in the sun
>those commieblocks
>>78040851
That's a great truth.
>>78040641
thanks
>>78040851
you don't
Oh shit. Schmeichel, Eriksen, Delaney, Nicolai J all a yellow card away from suspension.
Next game is the absolute must-win away to Montenegro.
what should i eat for dinner
Ah yes back to reality
someone should make a match thread for Germany - Norway, since this one is finished
>>78041355
this is why I said "most things"
>>78041864
just wanted to bully you. sorry
1-2
>>78041921
no problem
>>78041965
Eriksen is on fire
Hi post good music please
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Dp32Fl_f0mw
Bye
im making makrele
>>78042321
Fantastic
New thread
>>78042441
>>78042441
>>78042441