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>leave mcgregor to me

>>77991344
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>>77998920
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Will Darren Till single-handedly redeem English athletes from being known as cowardly duckers?
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>As a surprise birthday gift to his ex-girlfriend, who is the mother of his child, he got a tattoo of her face on his upper arm.[20]
>ex-girlfriend

Is Till a cuck?
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The absolute state of Till's leg
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>>77999969
Till is fucking trash

I actually hope he wins all his fights and gets cut for being a dreadful decision machine
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i hope till gets heemd
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>>77999983
He was thanking her for having a kid.
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>>77999983
what a moron
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>>78000023

>>78000023
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>>78000005
He's always entertaining. He has a gassing problem though
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Did anybody webm the hug?
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>>77999969
Not my a long shot my dude
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till has literally only thrown something after vil throws something. hes a 100% counterer and he sucks
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>>77999983
>>78000016
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>>78000054
this
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>>78000064
He's floored Vel three times.
Suck my dick
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FFS TILL

GET HEEMED YOU FUCK
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>>78000105

>floor a guy three times
>fail to finish each time
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>>78000048
And an output problem
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Use this after the card

Move to the gamethread lads

>>78000023

>>78000023
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>>77998920
Make a proper gamethread you nonce
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>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
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>>78000126
"no"
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29-28 Till
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>>78000126
>spicy card
>posts the least spicy fighter ever
SAD!
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>>78000172
post hug
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Till's kind of a cock 2bh. I wanna see him get his face smashed in the first in his next fight so the slug fuck actually tries to scrap
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I hope Till gets robbed.
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That was a good fight and a meme fight at the same time
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Good fight desu
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till is the most pathetic shithead ever i have more respect for elias theodorou at least that literal faggot knows he sucks
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>>78000246
Cant rob a scouser la
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>An English fighter who actually likes fighting and respects the martial arts and his opponent
Wew
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Till is clearly very good but too focused on only picking the nicest shots to throw, needs to be more proactive, willing to wade in and push the issue, that will get him finishes, which he should be getting. He's way above this level of opponent.
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>calling out Ponzi

At least he's got a gameplan.
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>>78000281
Michael Bisping
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Are the commentator and Till's accents the difference between a normal English accent and a scouser accent?
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>Till trying to market himself

WHEW the cringe, lads
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Should be gassed no stamina edition. Said that mmas best can't even keep up with an old man.
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How many boys are you allowed to claim per card?
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>>78000281
>respects his opponent
>constantly taunting and then showboating in the last few seconds while actually turning his back to his opponent
shut up you dirty gyro, he could've done a lot more instead of throwing one punch to win the round and then staring deep into his opponent's eyes
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>>78000304
>who actually likes fighting and respects the martial arts and his opponent
not who shamelessly ducks contenders and is turning the sport into mandrama
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>superstar in the making

shut the fuck up
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>>78000337
How many boys have you claimed in the last 24 hours? Pretty sure we agreed on no more than 2 claims per card
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>>78000311
Pretty much.
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>>78000337
true patricians only have 1 boy
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>>78000355
Michael Bisping
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>>78000355
till raised his hands with 10 seconds to left in each round he has no respect for anything
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>>77998920

damn I didn't know Amir Khan was a wristlet
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>>78000380
true patricians don't get emotionally attached and watch for the art, you sad lonely little man
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What's a "scouse" ?
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>>78000441
u wish
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>Bisroid/scat spammer so angry
>>>/asp/

>>78000450
person from Liverpool
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>>77998920

Khan would be the most iron chinned fighter in the UFC
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>>78000467
I know
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>>78000412
that's a bit of a rush decision to make about someone based on something so simple
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>bolsonaro being promoted by a scouser in the netherlands

meme
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>>78000450
This
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>>78000499
also he actually likes fighting, even getting punched. The polar opposite of cowardly Bisroid & GSP the blanket
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>>78000473
Scouse is the accent of the Scouser.
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>>78000499
you said he respect he clearly doesnt you fucking retard go clean my hotel room
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>Cat Zingano promo

Wins some fights before we talk
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did i miss any fights worth watching?
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She does it for her dead husband
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Rent free
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>>78000601
First three and the last two. Khabilov wasn't bad either.
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>>78000567
i said it, not him. skip ahead to scatposting loser
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>>78000653
>n-not me!!!

Obese spammer detected
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What is this JRPG music in between fights? Is it new or something UFC just does aboard?
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Reminder Bisroid/scat spammer are one and the same

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/77970756/#77977839
>poosada
>keeps saying 'seething' in other posts
>spams the most mandrama UFC "fighter"
>uses at least 3 proxies to spam Bisroid, Canadian, Polish & UK
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>>78000606
>kys
>become a ghost cuz u suicided and get cucked by redban
a fate worse than death
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spicy get coming up
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>>78000687
I've noticed on FightPass that when the tale of the tape comes up, there is ebin celebratory background music just like what you hear on the famous Bison Yes Yes video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs
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>>78000606
what the fuck is wrong with redban? Cat is hot, but holy shit
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>>78000706
poland is not a proxy
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BASED TILL! APOLOGIZE TO THE ONLY ENGLISH MMA FIGHTER!

https://twitter.com/guicruzzz/status/904053932980404225
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>>78000869
if i was a monkey id vote for him
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>francis ngannou still on the promo
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>>78000744
Seriously, bro? That organ tune has been around since the first UFC.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn3G6VnBb_s
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>>78000846
There's at least 2 Polands, one of them is Joannaposter, the other one posts the same pictures & filenames as the spammer
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>>78000869
Skip to the part where you spam scat, loser
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>>78000931
>Heem Police
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JDS vs Ngannou is the only reason to watch 215.
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>>78000925
What's that one song that used to come up before the next fight? It's a guitar riff that would play before commercials.
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>>78000967
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>>78000931
you spammed that hardy skank for weeks. f off
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there's 3 Greeks posting itt
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>>78000992
i got some bad news for you....
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>>78001026
everyone report with your avatar
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>>78000925
Ahahaha that's it.
Sick.
Glorious victory theme if I've ever heard one.
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>>78001060
Calendarnigger has us blocked, but if I had to choose...
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what happened to the picks?
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Barberena inside 2 rounds
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>separate streams for the prelims and main card when its all on Fight Pass

I really underestimate Dana
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>>78001193
some countries are blocked for main card casual sweetie
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>>78001060
meh, the other Greek I saw posting the same time as you probably has a life and is going out. normie scum desu
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>>78001252
And it isn't in the only relevant country on the planet, dweeb
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Just come to the active game thread goofs
>>78000023
>>78000023
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>>78001293
youre wrong buddy, its blocked here in wales
>
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>>78001294
>GSPee
I'll think about it
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SCHUAB WAS IN A CAR ACCIDENT. IN THE HOSPITAL.
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>>78001321
use the 24/7 stream
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FUUUUCK
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>>78001396
https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live

it's on now you idiot
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>>78001333
>scatspammer obsessed with body fluids

shocker
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>>78001396
Weak chin
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>>78001420
Thanks homie
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>>78001420
>thingken thats actually live and not prerecorded
RIP in peace schaub
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>>78000869
>homophobic
literally who cares? do "homophobic" politicians wish to harm gays or something or do they just not think marriage includes same-sex unions? is that really a position worthy of outrage? i dont get politics
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>>78000706
Told you, you're not getting any (you)s faggot
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"I'm crushing hard on game of thrones" - brandon schaub
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>There are people who would rather watch Brendan Schaub than the actual UFC event
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>>78001571
"If we have gays, they should go to Canada"
Kenny 'Kadyrov' Florian
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>gimme MAH ANGULLZ
what did he meme by this?
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fuck this boring grapplenigger and his corner

>JUST HOLD HIM
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Every part of this fight that isn't the black guy getting punched has sucked.
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where the fuck is edgy brah????
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>>78002010
hue hitsu seminar
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barbarena could have finished it in the second
so many times fighters throw away a finish by spazzing out with weak hammerfists and babbypunches that just give their opponent time to recover. either measure your shots or even let them up and hit em while theyre wobbly and disoriented.
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>>78002119
damnit i wanted a fucking flat earth seminar
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Fucking Jamie letting the beer inventory run out
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>cat pimping her husband's death for publicity
women were a mistake
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>>78002322
But when DC and Diaz do it? Fuck you my guy.
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did rogaine almost mention rich piana when they were talking about the mountain
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>>78002404
DC and Diaz aren't women, my guy
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>semmy schilt in volkovs corner
lmaooo nobody likes him either kinda funny
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thoroughly enjoyed that card lads, prelims were absolutely spicy too and it's only 10pm
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my ufc netherlands stream is replaying maymac now. I think I might just watch the whole spectacle again
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>>78005757
Midnight here, but same. Hope we get more good timezone cards now that all these Caucasians are doing good
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>them hips
prime trap material
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>>78006018
How is the UFC paying him? He still has that sad Russian face.
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Till is on a plateau, and failing to truly realise his potential. How can he break through his glass ceiling and truly become the great welterweight he's destined to be?
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>schaub and rogan talking about cuck bullshit again
suspect as fuck
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>>78006185
how is he still the M-1 champ?
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>>78006190
train grappling & TDD so he can throw with more abandon
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>knock a guy out and wreck him for a round
>he lies on top of you for the other two

SRMEN SLURPING
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Schaub has E Pluribus Unim tattoed on his chest.
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>>78006263
Hi Croatia
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Joe is so high

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usL5T-GgQiM
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>Card was actually good and I missed it all
Lmao I didn't end up doing anything anyway, what a waste
I'll try and catch up lads

Hope Barberena won, catch y'all later
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>>78006433
this man comes up to you and offers you a star of debt, what do you do?
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I RUN DA OCTAGON
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>>78006433
*drunk
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>>78006468
prelims & main event
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>>78006489
he had one beer
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Any fans of Erik Koch on?

Awesome interview,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYyjd_m9d9w
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ROGAN JUST SHOWED TITS ON HIS STREAM BY ACCIDENT LMAO
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>>78006516
screencaps or it didn't happen
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>>78006516
lmao saw it too
does it even matter though?
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>>78006491
What do you mean, those were the good bits?
Were the early prelims shit? What about the main card? Noticed you just said main event

What should I watch and skip lads?
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>>78006560
nah probably not. it was only for a second
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>>78006571
exactly, the good bits. watch first 3 and last 2 prelims, and the main events
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>>78006613
>not dropping ol rogaine a LIKE
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>>78006620
event singular
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JRE is #lit right now
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>>78006697
the best rogan I've heard in a while. That scream he just let out lmao
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>>78006697
how does eddie explain the eclipse?
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>>78006743
he isn't on
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>>78006743
interdimensional psychic vampires
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>I'd shoot the fuck out of that turkey
schaub pls
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who is your favorite ufc female fighter?
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>>78006792
Brendan Schaub straight up LIED about his promise regarding Conor going 12 rounds.
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>>78006793
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>>78006793
looks qt there tbqhwy
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who would fight her?
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>>78006620
Thanks Greece, you're a good lad
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>>78006837
We need a women's heavyweight division
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>>78006823
schaub also lied about his $100,000 on conor winning multiple rounds, he didn't donate a penny to charity either, fucking bag of shit

i won't watch anything of his again or defend him on here i'm done with schaub
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>>78006837
COME ON
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>>78006823
For sure if anyone is winning by TKO it's gonna be Conner my guy..one hundred percent for sure quote me on this one.
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>>78006883
Hasn't posted the dick pic yet either.
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>>78006837
lol damn top THICC
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Joe: Texas have these huge ranches
Schaub: It's cool!
Joe: No it's weird
Schaub: Oh yeah for sure
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So Struve is still just a useless tower of piss?
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Is Sonnen the unluckiest man in the world?

>Lost to Silva with 1:30 left in round 5
>Would've "beaten" Jones if he survived round 1 or if the ref noticed Jon's toe

Both title fights
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>>78007009
Cheating Sonnen's losses are by way of the synchronisation of the worlds chakras into karmatic retribution.
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>how could he not last?
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>>78007009
>GOOD FOR YOU JON JONES THESE OTHER FIGHTERS ARE TRYING TO PUT FOOD ON THE TABLE
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>>78007009
>would have beaten Tito if the ref was paying attention and had seen the tap
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>>78007029
im convinced the irish are completely delusional
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>>78006871
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>those fs1 prelims
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>>78007029
>karate is older than boxing
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>>77998920
Heem 2 questions
How much ppv did floyd mcgoober do
Is jones suspendet
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>>78007209
Those are good fights for manlets. The wmma is wgaf obviously though.
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>>78007209
This is a decent card aside from the main and co-main events.
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how would overeem do in straight up boxing?
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>>78007029
>"this is how MMA clinches
>immediately sinks deep into an underhook on himself

Before a minute even hit I knew this Irish fuck wasn't worth listening to.
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>>78007324
>no chin
>can't use his best weapons
gee idk anon
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What did he mean by this?
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>>78007353
>this literal paddy is a coach
imagine trying to make it in MMA with this guy as your coach then seeing this video lmaooooooo
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>>78007440
No! I don't like to imagine!
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What do you think is the best MMA fight prediction rate for someone who gambles?
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>>78006837
Can't tell if fake
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http://www.tmz.com/2017/09/02/conor-mcgregor-penis-emergency-before-mayweather-fight/


CONOR HAS A BABY DICK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>every single muslim fighter on the card won

ALLAHU AKBAR
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>>78007582
>when it's not a fake link
lol
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is this the GOAT ref?
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>>78007718
jesus fucking christ
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>>78007718
If he's moving he can fight
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>>78007718
casuals will find something wrong with that stoppage
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>>78007718
here's your 10k bub
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>>78007718
very good stoppage
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>>77998920
I unironically don't know who this is
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>>78007718
TWO MEN ENTER

ONE MAN LEAVES
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>>78007831
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>>78007718
>not calling it after he slid halfway across the arena and decked himself
jesus christ
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>>78007582
That doesn't mean he is a baby dick
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>>78007718
Bad stop. It's not enough if the fighter can potentially still continue, the ref has to draw the line before he becomes comatose.
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>>78007718
>30 seconds in
>still looking at it like he's trying to solve the riemann hypothesis
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You guys need to realize that losing a fight means losing half your paycheck. I'd much rather the ref give me every chance to get back in the fight than to step in early and lose me money.
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>>78008295
that extra $10,000 you aren't going to win anyway isn't going to fix your early onset dementia
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I missed the card and missed the fight companion, how long does Joe usually take to upload that shit. He made the video private
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is he, dare i say it, the best welterweight on the face of the planet?
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>Zabit
>Taisumov

Big Chechen/Dagestani cock for sissy UFC

UFC is literally being taken over by the martial arts masterrace
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>>78008488
>forgetting edilov
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>>78008555
And Khabilov, jesus fucking christ, 4 North Caucasian fighters in a single card absolutely dominating

apologize
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>>78007146
Fight Night 115
Official picks results.

>Edwards vs. Barbarena
6/19 (31.6%)
>Bahadurzada vs. Wilkinson
4/19 (21.1%)
>Reneau vs. Bernardo
17/19 (89.5%)
>Volkov vs. Struve
6/19 (31.6%)

>Complete goofs
1/19 (5.3%)
>1 fight correct
5/19 (26.3%)
>2 fights correct
11/19 (57.9%)
>3 fights correct
2/19 (10.5%)
>Perfect picks
n/a

I think picksbro can stop adding a prelim fight to 4 fight cards now, /heem/ can fuck up picking even a 4 fight card.
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>>78008595
Dutch sissies suck at fighting
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>>78008475
he literally is
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>>78007718
if he dies he dies
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BYjJoe1lQlu/

Literally EVERYONE in Grozny could HEEM the shit out of you. How does that feel, sissies?

>>78008684
I'm Chechen, flew over to Rotterdam for UFC
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>>78008684
this
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Imagine being 7 feet tall having 85 inch reach and still not knowing how to throw a proper jab instead of babby teeps and aimless uppercuts

Just imagine
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>>78008713
>a chechen being allowed to board an airplane
nah
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>>78008595
the card was pretty much russia vs the world and russia won
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>>78008741
>implying anyone in Europe can stop a Chechen

kek
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>>78008713
are chechens white?
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>>78008752
Oh yeah i forgot we were talking about yuropoorshariastan, they probably paid you to come over and let you impregnate a few of their wives
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>>78008774
literally nobody cares

some more than others
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>>78008713
post passport with /heem/ and timestamp
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>>78008794
americans are even weaker because you are very fat and also short
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Can someone post the Struve heem
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>>78008810
BAZINGA

im dutch lmao

just another one of my practical jokes
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>>78008796
i see some chechens who look basically pure white, probably the result of the caucasus campaigns and chechen girls getting SLAV'D
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BIG DUTCH COCK FOR SISSY YANKS
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How many fouls did Struveh commit?y
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>>78008916
Struve lost
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Did they?
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https://youtu.be/ppUk0eq0_AI
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"I act like I deserve respect and should be taken seriously despite having a shitty record to back it up"

Which fighter am I?
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>>78008612
The real picks fag would have had at least 3x as many picks to goof, no one likes mspaint cuck
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Fuck time zones, missed the first UFC in a month.
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>>78009116
>asp memes
go back
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWMBUilJS5E

guys from this angle it looks like most of goobys punches didn't really connect. i actually thought he did better when i first watched it wtf
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>>78009359
How do you know what is or isn't an /asp/ meme?
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>>78009410
OH SHIT
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>>78009410
HAHAHA CANADA WE DID IT AGAIN
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>>78009410
BTFO
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will you ever let up?
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>>78009793
will you?
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>>78009793
For sure my man
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>>77998920
>mcgregor

kek

>>>/asp/
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>>78009810
I just try and spread Schaub's message of positivity and all you do is hassle me and his family.

so I ask again, will you let up? because if you dont, there might be some consequences that you won't enjoy.

I'm done with your bullying
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>>78010027
i dont give a fuck about schaub, i just think your bit is getting stale
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SHOU HESPECT TO ZE REEL SHAMPUN!
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>>78008475
He speaks very good English for a Brazilian, he'd be so much more marketable without that thick Portuguese accent
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>>78009409
Why does this cat remind me of tony ferguson?
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>>78010220
that's how he'll look after lee whoops that's pussyboi
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>mfw ferguson lee is a split draw and dana does goob nate III
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>>78010220
That cat is Cormier-esque in his appearance
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>>78009409
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>>78006793
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>>78009409
>>78010220
>>78010349
10/10
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>Great fight kid, there's a bag full of Reebok hoodies in the locker room, help yourself.
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>>78010354
>this is a 10/10 in /heem/
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>>78010764
it sure is
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>>78010655
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>>78007009
Honestly that was an early stoppage. Chael was in a bad position but he was still moving and wasn't close to being out.
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>>78011045
don't intentionally misinterpret my posts, thanks in advance.
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>>78011151
what do you mean?
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new
>>78010879
>>78010879
>>78010879
reminder BisKING is your god
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>>78011249
are you literally retarded?
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https://youtu.be/HU4fVAU4Qq8
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Hi, I've been doing different martial arts since I was 10 years old (TKD, WC, JKD, Judo, JJJ) and have boxed the past 10 years. I'm 33 now.

I liked watching K1 and Pride but I don't really watch MMA (UFC) because I think their striking is so terrible. I don't mean that in a condescending way, their style just really turns me off.

Having said that, do you guys honestly think Conner did well against May? I thought the entire thing was stupid and made boxing look retarded. Lose/lose for boxing, either way.

I honestly believe that a decent 50 fight amateur could beat any MMAer in a boxing ring. Vice versa too, of course.
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>>78011330
boxing is trash eat shit and die
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>>78011330
Conor looked like garbaggio out there
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>>78011330
>I liked watching Pride
>but I don't watch MMA
u wot m8

Pride was the biggest MMA organization out there during its heyday. Sure, they did kickboxing too but how can you watch Pride without watching MMA?
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>>78011330
imagine being a 6'6 russian destroyer at heavyweight then marrying a 5'0 tall american so that your children will never be competitive in any sports. his sons are going to heem him stiff
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>Put your mother in a straight-jacket you punk ass white boy. Come here and tell me that, I'll fuck you in your ass you punk white boy. You faggot. You can't touch me, you're not man enough. I'll eat your asshole alive, you bitch. C'mon anybody in here can't fuck with this. This is the ultimate, man. Fuck you, you ho. Come and say it to my face.... I'll fuck you in the ass in front of everybody. You bitch.... come on, you bitch. You're scared coward, you're not man enough to fuck with me. You can't last two minutes in my world, bitch. Look at you scared now, you ho.... scared like a little white pussy. Scared of the real man. I'll fuck you 'til you love me, faggot!
wtf what did Mayweather mean with this?
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>>78011509
He obviously meant that he's a flaming homosexual faggot and wants to fuck men's asses.
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>>78011509
He meant he's the most brutal and the ruthless.
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>>78011379
Why do you think that? Boxers are objectively better strikers? It's beautiful to watch from a technical perspective

>>78011405
I agree. Arm punching and looked really weak

>>78011443
I'm not sure... I watched K1 more often tbqh. Also Cambodian TV Muay Thai (friend was Asian)
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>>78011588
>boxers are objectively better strikers
Most boxers wouldnt know what the fuck too do if the got leg kicked.
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>>78011588
>Why do you think that? Boxers are objectively better strikers? It's beautiful to watch from a technical perspective
They don't strike. They box. They are trash. Fuck off and die. They get knocked the fuck out in MMA.

> I watched K1
K1 fighters got beat the fuck out by MMA fighters in striking when they try MMA.
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Who is the unironic natty GOAT?
>GSP - Roid gut
>Anderson Silva - Known roid user
>Jon Jones - Known roid user
>Fedor - Deliberately avoided UFC because of roids

Is Conor dare I say it, the natty GOAT?

Bisroid fags need not reply
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>>78011780
tyron
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>>78011467
t. Manlet

If you were 6'2+ you'd know how much of a struggle it is to be tall. The world isn't made for us giants. Good man for not subjecting his children to this torturous hell.
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>>78011620
AYO HOL UP
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>>78011780
They're both natty GOATs
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>>78011889
> le ray mercer
get over that fluke already you fucking cunt. Every other pro boxer lost to accountants who casually train MMA on the weekend and Mercer got subbed by kimbo and tapped to a head kick. Mercer sucks shit.
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>>78011917
Mercer and Silvyia actually agreed to box first and that got cancelled.

Then in this fight they promised to box only, that's why mercer looked pissed when Tim kicked him.
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Anyone else watching all access?
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>>78011957
Sylvia also just sucks. He was dropped by Fedor with punches just as quickly a year earlier.
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>>78011610
>>78011620

And most MMAers won't know wtf to do punching against a boxer, what's your point? That I used improper terminology? Congrats, you win the battle of semantics.

Face it, boxers make MMA guys look like children in a boxing ring. That should be a given, not an insult. Why are you being so defensive?

I literally laughed out loud watching Chuck Liddell fight back in the day. Same with Silva. Both known for their striking and compared to a MT guy or a boxer they looked like chimps.
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>>78011467
they will still have a chance of getting the height gene
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>>78011917
>SEETHING
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>>78012044
>in a boxing ring.
nobody gives a fuck about a boxing ring, you piece of shit.
> Both known for their striking and compared to a MT guy or a boxer they looked like chimps.
They'd beat the fuck out of MT guys if any dared step into the octagon, and Silva won a pro boxing bout.
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>>78011957

>a boxer taking a leg kick

I was told this could never happen????
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I find the UFC has become very boring and self absorbed. wished their particular brand of mma wasn't as effective in the ring so we could get those sweet and pure style vs style and not the insipid shit we see today. Mcgregor is probably the most boring fighter to ever exist btw
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qntHWtZqWaY

Anderson would have beat Roy Jones. That guy sucked. BTFO by Danny Green, who I could personally beat. Dana should have booked it.
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>>78012079
what an original response
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if riff raff had 2 years to train would he be able to fight conor?
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boxers can't into mma
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>>78012082
>Nobody cares about a boxing ring
>Meanwhile Conner/Mayweather PPV numbers
>Meanwhile boxing viewers vs UFC

The fact you're so angry shows how insecure you are. Boxers are the most technically sound strikers in the world. Just accept reality. That's true for any specialist vs a generalist.
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>>78012259
They suck cock like your fat mother. Get lost, kid
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>>78012259
they're not strikers they're boxers
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>>78012259
>>Meanwhile Conner/Mayweather PPV numbers
They viewed in to see Conor hopefully beat the shit out of that boxing piece of crap.
> Meanwhile boxing viewers vs UFC
Women's MMA and mighty manlet outdraw Golovkin and Ward.

Canelo is the only draw in boxing and only a draw with Amerindians.

> Boxers are the most technically sound strikers in the world
They don't strike, shit head.
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Watching the fights now, can't wait to see my lowkey boy Rob kill his debut and Struve get the win of whom I had 30 dollars on
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where's the best place to torrent ufc?
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>>78012537
ufc.tv/torrents
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>>78012365
>>78012315
Boxers skill in punching, head movement, feints, distance, timing, and footwork is so great that even the combination of all of MMA skills can't touch them.

I've seen children with better punching form than top MMA competitors.
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>>78012674
And a dude like Silva could front kick them in the face before they ever even got close enough to land a punch.
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lmao how are they letting volkov fight with that goat vagina under his eye
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>>78012365
Lol
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>>78012674
> is so great that even the combination of all of MMA skills can't touch them.
What? They verbally tap to leg kicks.

Boxers don't punch, they box. They get knocked the fuck out without their gay gloves.

DC knocking the fuck out of that piece of shit Lucas Browne in 1 round.
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>>78012755
And I could shoot Silva in the face before he kicked me.

What's your point?
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>>78012811
you're retarded
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>>78012788
> Mayweather almost every year
He's retired, retard.
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>>78011889
>Tim Sylvia, one of the worst HW champions in MMA back when there was barely any competition

>>78012788
It's not that impressive that boxing has more views when you consider MMA is only around 20 years old while boxing has like 100 more years of exposure.
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>>78012801
Then why did Conner lose so terribly and pathetically?

It's because he's a shit puncher and boxer that throws arm punches.
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>>78012910
Because it was boxing, retard.
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>>78012853
And yet I'm still right. UFC doesn't touch boxing. And it never will because it's ugly and sloppy.
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>>78012887
well ufc is not exactly outpacig it either if you look the last year
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>>78012887
Tim Sylvia is literally one of the greatest UFC HW champions of all time.
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>>78013018
> And yet I'm still right.
And yet you're not right. Your draw retired.

>>78013027
number of defences against bums isn't how you measure greatness, and in the UFC he was at least roided and in shape and not 300lbs using a wheelchair.
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>>78012972
So he lost like a toddler against a 40 year old that hadn't fought in 2 years because of the gloves?

He would look just as retarded with MMA gloves because boxers are infinitely better at distance and timing
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>>78013095
Mayweather sucks at distance and timing. He would get dropped and tapped in the first round in MMA fight.

He'd also get caught for EPO with year round USADA testing.
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>>78013079
Yes. I'm right.

Unless you have the power to see into the future.

I said boxing draws more viewers. And it does.
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>MMA """"""""""fighting""""""""""
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Boxing is the best base for mma, once youre as evasive as the top boxers avoid kicks and takedowns is lightwork. That's why Cody dominated the ufc
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>>78013135
Alright I admit I've been kinda shitposting because I'm at work and bored and like to argue but c'mon dude.

I fucking hate Mayweather but to say he's terrible with distance and timing is retarded. He's one of the best.

Do you really believe that because you've studied him or because you've seen his highlights a couple times or are you just shitposting too?
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>>78013182
Cody was a state champ in wrestling, avoiding takedowns isnt lightwork
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>>78013182
Garbrant was also a wrestler.

> Garbrandt competed in wrestling and football, winning a state championship as a freshman in 2007, by defeating Zach Neibert, 4-2,[7] and was a runner-up in 2008 (getting pinned by Zach Neibert in 2:44)
> Garbrandt was also a Senior National All-American in 2010
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>>78013181
>MMGay
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>>78013229
>>78013243
What and you think a young boxer couldn't do that?
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>>78013283
probably not, no
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>>78013135
We don't have to agree but watch some of this guy's videos and tell me you aren't impressed. There's shit going on in a boxing ring you've never even realized.

Here is Lee breaking down Mayweather.

https://youtu.be/hmdJXCBU068

You have a similar breakdown for me, from the UFC?
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>>78013283
After multiple years of training perhaps, but they would have dicktucked and retired from the sport in shame after getting beat by a few accountants by then.
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>>78013328
he's vsing other slow piece of shit boxers. Boxers are EPO frauds who mastered the gloves. All that high guard shit is fake.
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Every single time Schaub/Rogan do a podcast together, you just KNOW it's a matter of time before they start talking about dicks.
>>
Women's Mixed Martial Arts should be discontinued immediately
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>>78013429
yes
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>>78013429
my nigga
>>
Who is your favorite non-female fighter?
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>>78013396
Ok dude

https://youtu.be/CAU4nPC2dGw
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>>78013494
loma's a can crusher
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>>78013490
reem
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>>78013490
War Machine
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>>78012674
>Boxers skill in punching, head movement, feints, distance, timing, and footwork is so great
The problem is that all of the things you listed is geared strictly to fight against boxers under a boxing ruleset.

In MMA, the stuff that's works in boxing doesn't work near as effectively.

>boxing stance opens you up to leg kicks and takedowns
>ducking and weaving is harder when you have to worry about knees
>clinches don't give you a chance to rest
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>>78013300
They absolutely could, Loma already has an impressive Sambo background. He would rape mcgoober in mma as well as boxing right now

>buhh meme kicks
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>>78013629
I dont know much about his sambo background but he is definitely way to small for conor in either sport.
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>>78013490
Apsen Ladd
>>
Struve is still my boy
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>>78013673
Size doesn't win fights bitch
>>
mma fighters wear gay ass tight reebok speedos while boxers wear baller personalised shorts, ever thought of that
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>>78013629
He'd be retired from MMA by accountants who casually train on the weekend.
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>>78013721
>ever thought of that
that is actually all I ever think about
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>>78013721
>low test box dicklets afraid to show their bulge

kek
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>>78013721
You have to be shitting me. Boxers wear diapers that are pulled up like steve Urkel. They look absolutely ridiculous.
>>
MMA is gay and I say that proudly. Homophobes like Kadyrov should stick to boxing
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>>78013711
it does when you're 40 pounds bigger and have a 10 inch reach advantage
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>>78013764
I'll put my foot up your ass you dirty fagit
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>>78013783
;)
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>>78013711
I think a motivated Bob Sapp would prison rape you anon, just by size alone. Size may not always win fights, but it's a good advantage to have
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I love reading the comments

These guys saying Alistair is a shit striker because he got punched by Werdum
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>>78013805
Bob Sapp was a fucking beast.

People forget because he throws fights for a paycheck these days, but a motivated Sapp like you said KO'd Ernesto Hoost and beat him again (though I think the ref helped him in the second fight) and could slam other heavyweights trying to get him into submissions through sheer strength alone.
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>>78013771
Frankie Edgar vs Jeremy Stephens

>>78013805
Motivated Bob Sapp is a fighter though
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>>78013771
>it does when you're 40 pounds bigger and have a 10 inch reach advantage
Didn't work for Nate Diaz did it
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>>78013904
stephens is marginally bigger than frankie, not at all the same thing
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Reem bless lads, good night
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anybody else notice how comfy heem is? there are 2 notable heem posters missing right now. really makes me think
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>>78013930
It did, Nate won both fights
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>>78013954
just like that heem is great again
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>>78010354
>>78011045
looks like elsa jean, time to fap
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Aussie why you no make webm of Overreem
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Does knowing judo have any benefit at all in MMA?
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>>78014024
Yeah if you're fighting a bunch of soccer moms
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>>78014024
yes. judo + bjj + some form of striking = a great base
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>>78014003
does she do any amazon les shit?
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Wrestling > BJJ
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>>78014024
It doesn't hurt in terms of tools found in the art that crossover to MMA you get good upperbody takedowns, good balance and TDD against upperbody clinch takedowns, decent scrambling and aggressive submission hunting are just the quick brush overs
Not all judoka that go into MMA are cookie cutter the same,

you get glass cannons like Ronda Rousey to walking tanks like Dan Kelly to tricky scramblers like DHK to technical brawlers like Sexyama
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>>78014056
bait
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>>78014076
did you see Woodley vs Maia?
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>>78011580
praise be to allah
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>>78014076
It is bait there is some evidence in terms of the current meta that BJJ isn't as "strong" as it was say like 5-6 years ago. But its still important to MMA
>>78014122
This is a bad example because it was mainly wrestling vs wrestling, with Maia's modified cage wrestling tactics well the first part of it getting canceled out


I''m a self admitted huge fan of Maia even though i dont train BJJ myself so it hurt to see him lose, Maia didnt make any excuses but he did mention in an interview that he didn't get a chance to travel to the usual wrestling gym that he does for his training camp which is Edge Hoboken, with that he just stuck with his tried and true gameplan.

I am really excited to see him against Coby Convington and see if he does evolve his grappling game with a full training camp and time in New Jersey and training at Edge Hoboken
>>
>Not know who till is
>check his record
>14 fights undefeated
Alright ill pay attention to this one
>drops bojan in the first
Hell yeah
>lets bojan up
>showboats
>hugs bojan
Whos mans is dis!?
>keeps outstriking and letting his opponent up
>wins decision
>interview
>stupid british accent and braziwian gibberish
FAK U STUPID BITCH
>>
I hate /heem/ during MMA events. Nobody ever gives me (You)s
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>>78011588
what's arm punching?

>>78011889
wew
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>>78014253
Using only your arm to throw the punch and not your body
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>>78014237
Fuck you
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>>78014379
do they do it in mma for a reason?
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making passionate love to Alexa Grasso would be the cleanest, best pleasure
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>>78014446
Your lower set of knuckles are uncovered In MMA gloves. When you throw a short hook with your fist vertical, you will hit bare knuckle and it hurts and cuts people open. Werdum cut Cain wide open with an arm punch from the clinch.
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>>78014446
It has to do with the fact that MMA fighters actually fight and don't box. You see faggot arrogant boxing fans who trained for 2-3 years in high school think that because they do things a certain way in their sport means that it's the only way it can be done in the ultimate form of combat. You never hear wrestlers, BJJ guys, or Muay Thai fighters bitch about "NOT MUHHHH REAL PURE CRISP TECHNIQUE" because they're aware of the sacrifices that have to be made in MMA to account for other things. Let boxers be retarded and have floaty head movement and whine about punching technique. Maybe Anthony Joshua will step in the cage like Toney did and just get taken down and have his death simulated for the whole world to see what a fucking joke it is to have a limited, minuscule world view.
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>>78014521
I have an interest in fighting girls that is a fantasy of mine
>tfw a spanish qt like irene is going to get her face fucked up
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>>78014660
well the joke is, thinking a non-grappling sport is the truth in martial arts

back in the olden days, with different mma rules, it was even more apparent
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>he think grasso would ever think about him
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Is this season of TUF any good?
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why is this allowed?
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>conner
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>>78009116
what is her name?
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>>78014957
Tattooed Whore Schaub
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>>78014964
Is that Schaub's girl? Why is she shirtless with another man?
>>
Nobody has any spicy heebms of todays event?
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>>78015004
>why
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>>78013581
>>boxing stance opens you up to leg kicks and takedowns

whoa its like I'm back in 2005 with the "mma facts" from guys whove never wrestled, boxed, kickboxed, rolled or anything, anything at all.

What exactly do you think a "boxing" stance is, and then I'll show you at least 5 current elite fighters who have boxing stances.

*actual* boxers have a hard time defending takedowns and leg kicks because guess what? they've never fucking done it retard.

> >ducking and weaving is harder when you have to worry about knees

I like how this one has evolved over the years from "ducking and weaving doesn't work when kicks and knees are allowed" to "its harder" because after these "mma facts" along came fighters with vastly improved head movement, who did things that were apparently supposed to be impossible according to the "mma facts" crowd, such sisyphean tasks like slipping a head kick instead of copping it on your arms and neck like a retard.

>clinches don't give you a chance to rest

ffs B and C level mma fighters clinch and rest on eachother all the time. You clinch when exhausted not because its a free rest period but because it is LESS exhausting than throwing hard shots and slipping. If you actually think there is no energy at involved in trying to tie up a man who desperately wants to knock your fucking head off, you're simply retarded.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjntT8tMbwM

showtime btfo this was uploaded right b4 the ppv replay
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>>78000355
>turning the sport into mandrama
that is Conor
hate Bisbong all you want to but Cono ris the one who brought all the mandrama crap.
And then he shit the bed against McGregor and made the whole sport look like a fucking joke.
In the end Bispong is a dick, but Conor is a blight.
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>>78000549
not knowing anything about GSP except the teen /heem/ meme.
pic related lil' fella. It's a split pic of Fitch and Koscheck after GSP blanketed them.
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>>78014660
also our fighters can't punch for shit compared to boxers, as we all saw with the McGregor-Mayweather disaster. :(
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>>78015291
wahh really he gave them a black eye after 25 minutes of fighting? GSP is brutal

Both those fights were boring
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> McGregor claimed fatigue was the reason his legs were struggling to keep him upright after nearly half-an-hour in the ring.
>“I get like that when I’m tired,” he said. “I get a little wobbly and flowy. But f**k, get me into the corner and I’ll recover and I’ll come back.”
> But a telling new insight may have blown that claim out of the water.
>Former boxing physician Darragh O’Carrol claimed there was a much more chilling reason Irealand’s favourite star was looking queasy.

> “Byrd’s calculation to call a stoppage was likely not based on signs of fatigue, but rather signs of traumatic brain injury.” he wrote in Vice’s TONIC column. “Ataxia, or dizziness and loss of balance, is one of the hallmarks of concussion, a type of mild traumatic brain injury.
> “Fatigue may cause sluggish and slow movements, but does not cause the imbalance and poor co-ordination exhibited by McGregor in the 10th round. Being wobbly, in the setting of pugilistic trauma, will always be treated as the result of head trauma and not as fatigue.
> “To let a fighter continue on would be grossly negligent.”

LOL MCGREGOR FAN THEORIES BTFO

given CTE by a retired 40 year old who hadn't legitimately finished anyone in about 10 years.
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>>78014937
Being paid to lose fights has a long and proud tradition.
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what is the mma version of the Round of the Century

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5mRv3xGY80
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>>78015440
https://www.vidio.com/watch/74294-ufc-188-free-fight-gilbert-melendez-vs-diego-sanchez

go from 14:00
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>>78015440
>>78015449
I was about to post this
Shogun vs. Henderson I is also good.
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>>78015440
i'd say arlovski/browne

or 5th round condit/lawler
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XMj1YOki-w
KO of the day
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Ray Borg will fuck up DJ
screencap this
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Damn it, Struve.
He looked terrible after R1.

All the favourites won last night,
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>>78015503
inb4 he comes in 7lbs overweight and DJ refuses to fight him
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Sub of the day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TIH7vFyjjI
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>>78015372
> Former boxing physician Darragh O’Carrol claimed
Fake news. Boxing fag doing PR for his shit sport.
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>>78015547
terrible
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rogan drunk as fuck on fight companion
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>>78015190
>What exactly do you think a "boxing" stance is
pic related

>*actual* boxers have a hard time defending takedowns and leg kicks because guess what? they've never fucking done it retard.
we're talking about actual boxers

lrn2follow reply chain retard

>because after these "mma facts" along came fighters with vastly improved head movement
which isn't going to help if your head movement revolved entirely around dodging punches

>If you actually think there is no energy at involved in trying to tie up a man who desperately wants to knock your fucking head off, you're simply retarded.

>boxing clinch
>hug for a few seconds to rest while the ref goes in to break it up

>MMA clinch
>have to jockey for position, worry about knees/elbows/clinch strikes/takedowns
totes the same though right
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>>77998920
https://youtu.be/eSUbAroTW6s?t=2h46m22s
wtf
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HAHAHAHAHAHA

THEY TURNED OFF THE STREAM WHEN THE WOMEN WERE FIGHTING

HAHAHAHAH

https://www.instagram.com/p/BYjJoe1lQlu/
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>>78015884
the most halal video I have ever seen
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>>78015884
mashallah
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One fight until he's ranked
Two fights until he's top 5
Three fights until he's champ

Till bless
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>>78016000
Well first of all he will lose his next fight via eye poke unless he has werdum-tier eyeballs (pic related, didn't even flinch). I can't see him getting past Maia, he'd get backpack'd. Tyron would KO him. Wonderboy would decision him. I don't think he could even get a belt at Bellator with Rory currently there.
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>>78015884
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>>78016099
does anyone know some MMA fighters workouts?
like how often do they do jiujitsu, what do they do for strength and conditioning, how much boxing etc.
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>>78016108
Yeah I know a few. Generally you have two kinds of gyms, those that train hard, and those that train smart. Training hard means twice a day every day, training smart means six or so sessions a week instead of twelve or more.

A normal day is one strength and condition session (e.g. in the morning, like a run, some weightlifting, or some meme exercises like in webm here) and some technique + sparring in the evening. Usually they split it up into wrestling, groundwork and striking. During training camps you just focus on what you need for your next fight. Two sessions are week are putting it all together in MMA sparring sessions.

But MMA is all in its infancy right now, they're getting a lot of it wrong and it's still evolving. That's why there are so many injuries.
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rate my OC
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>>78016291
>Now Volkov is my best friend
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>>78016291
Who's camp was he in, volkov's or struve's?
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>>78016318
He cornered Volkov
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a must watch classic right here
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1ePXA5lbqk
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>it's a 2 posts per hour episode
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>>78016718
UH OH
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>>78008713
Allah akbar bratan
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>>78008892
Nah those white slavs uve seen have been NOXCHI'D caucausians are literally the first europeans
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>>78016108
I can tell you that guy eats clen, trens hard, and tests his limits.
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>>78014024
yeah, there's a lot of trips that are handy, look hector lombard and daniel kelly...
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>>78014024
Ronda became the most famous MMA fighter in the world by knowing only judo.

But today, the trips you learn in judo are taught in bjj, at least the good school (not those that only teach submissions on the ground), which is better because there's follow through rather than just throws.
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>>78011995
>being dropped by an atg means you're shit
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>>78018092
Do they teach armbars in judo ?
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>>78018258
Yes but not much because they're prohibited in competition.

That's the problem with martial arts today, they focus on the game instead of fighting.

Taekwondo competitions use scoring systems where a kick to the head gives you a lot of points, so it just becomes a competition of tapping each other in the head without any concern for anything else.

BJJ is all about submissions so most sparring starts on the ground.

Judo you win by throwing, so they neglect locks and follow ups.

That's the reason people prefer boxing for self defence.
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I declare this sport & general officially dead.
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>>78018552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGiTPgvKktM
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>>78007209
What if Borg wins? Will anybody even care?
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>>78018608
Yes it'll expose DJ for being a fucking fraud and a joke.
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Tony makes me laugh

Yall seriously think that's the guy whose gonna end Lees streak?
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>>78019045
Tony is a bad matchup for Lee
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>>78019118
Not in the slightest
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>>78016028
I don't think he's top 5 material but he's gonna absolutely school ponzimemeio
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>>78019158
Lee got knocked out by a fucking BJJ guy lmao

El cuckio gonna run a train
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What is this position called?
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>>78019337
Neon belly my guy
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>>78019337
bundaslige
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>>78007209
Wmma needs to fuck right off Jesus Christ
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>>78019307
>Lee got knocked out by a fucking BJJ guy lmao
If you have to mention a fight from way over a year ago, and he's had 5 wins since, it's not really a valid point. Not to mention he was like 23, all young fighters, hell even old fighters make mistakes. What matters is if you learn from them and fix the problem, which lee did. Tony is sloppy, gets takedown easily, gets hit a lot, has struggled with wrestlers in the past and is already emotional. I like Tony but he loses to Conor, Khabib, Lee hell maybe even Edson in a rematch. I'm surprised he's lasted as long as he has.

But please bet Tony up, Kevin Lee is only a +100 underdog right now, I'm hoping this is like an mj vs Diaz situation were the obvious winner goes to +350
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>>78019269
>I don't think he's top 5 material but he's gonna absolutely school ponzimemeio
Are you joking?
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>>78019621
When has Tony ever struggled with a wrestler?
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>>78019671
Castillo


RDA gave him some problems as well but Tony looked improved and was able to get back up
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>>78019523
to Invicta
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>>78019867
Lee gets wobbled or dropped every fight. Can't fix a bad chin.
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>>78019867
A fight over 3 years ago?
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>>78019621
His striking is still absolute fucking shit lmao, he's gonna get KOd it's just a fact
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Tony is a brainlet
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>>78019669
How is that an unreasonable statement at all you contrarian spacker

He isn't at the level of Woodley, Maia, Wonderboy, Lawler and masvidal but he for sure puts on a clinic against ponzinibbio
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>>78019960
This. Lee is a good grappler but his striking is worse than anyone in the division. How can you train exclusively with TMT for boxing and get wobbled on every punch? He got put down by Chiesa on the first exchange.
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>>78019946
You can with great recovery and coming back to win the fight, which he does well.

>>78019951
Has he faced any wrestlers recently? He hasn't fought in like 2 year anyway. Ducked Khabib hard and then got lucky at 209 that Khabib is fat

>>78019960
So is Fergies, his chin isn't that good either, and no ones expecting the fight to stay standing

>>78019975
see
>>78019045
he aint too sharp, maybe its because his head is so small
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>>78020027
>How is that an unreasonable statement at all you contrarian spacker
I never said it was unreasonable, I just couldn't tell if you was joking or not. Why are you such a bitch?
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>>78020027
>contrarian
Cringe

Ponzi would embarrass Till fyi
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imagine being a chinlet lmao
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>>78020175
>>78020120
Embarrassing samefagging
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>>78020053
Ferguson's striking is leagues above Lee's. Lee's only chance is his wrestling.
>Has he faced any recently?
Not really recently, although in the past he made short work of Trujillo and Tibau. I think Tony has been one of the busiest fighters for years up until recently, so I don't think that he's going to magically suffer from ring rust.
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>>78020213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfYyBp4Ln2s
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>>78020263
>Edited screenshot and that link

Cringe, you're on the level of the friend simulator
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>>78020320
*dabs*
*does you're mum*
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>>78020502
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new
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>>78020541
Right here hardest hitting thread on /sp/
>>78020563
>>78020563
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>>78019621
Lee also got floored by a fucking jab from Ragin Al. The dude is a chinlet with shit defense, if he can't take the back he's absolutely lost.
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>499
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>500
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>>78019045
Why Does He Always Type Like This?
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