based bisKING poster
>>77991385
>>77991419
I can't stand Bisping but there's a line and Hendo crossed it. You don't give someone brain damage because you don't like him the way he acts within the sport.
Who would win?
It's a /Don'tHaveToStayUpUntil5AM/ episode
First for Demetrious Johnson's a little bitch for ducking Dillashaw.
Back to /r/mma if you defend him.
>>77991488
The fight isn't over until the ref stops it, Hendo acted righteously and I applaud him
>>77991522
>Seething Greeksperg
This is a new heem caricature in the making.
>on my laptop
>show a friend a UFC video on youtube
>side bar
>recommended videos
>Fairy Char ASMR
>mfw
>*throws a right hook at your favourite female fighter*
Who's is it /heem/?
>>77991578
I'm actually a different greeksperg than the one in the previous thread, I started the hendo hellbow spam desu
>>77991518
>it's a sub-par yuro card episode
There's a card today
>>77991604
>it's a scary caucasian card episode
>>77991603
Neat.
Reminder that everyone said the Moreno/Pettis card sucked but it turned out thoroughly entertaining
>>77991518
it's a shit card but this makes it a lot better
>>77991510
Why does Struve look so non-threatening. I'd rather fight him than virtually anyone else in the UFC. He looks like a massive dork, both figuratively and literally.
>>77991689
>He looks like a massive dork, both figuratively and literally.
Also metaphysically
>>77991656
the main event was shit though
>>77991344
>no previous thread
only 2 bongs till the card lads
Dont forget
>>77991703
I wouldn't say that.
>>77991689
Surely you'd rather fight the #1 p4p fighter DJ, no?
>>77991706
Does it matter that much? I'll include it next time if I ever make another OP though.
>>77991716
>tfw eating din dins and watching live UFC
>>77991740
yeah my guy it helps when respodning to people from the previous thread
>>77991764
I gotcha buddeh my bad.
A gust of wind from a car door slam heemed me today while I was walking home with groceries
Am I a chinlet lads?
>>77991801
All australians are chinlets
>BROCK LESNAR you wanna get your ass beat by someone 40 pounds lighter than you? I'm waiting
jon jones glad you're back buddy, this is a huge fight and makes up for the missing in action conor mcgregor, keeping the ufc huge and taking on a big challenge up a weight class? a true champion, thank god this all turned out ok
>jon jones tests positive again, this time for straight ROIDS
...
has there ever been a bigger jump from loving a fighter to absolutely hating them? Against all odds that nigga dug his reputation out of its shallow grave only to have it thrown away and everyone realise he always was a cheating, lying psycho. fucks sake lads. ufc is dead t-b-h
>>77991916
>>77991488
At least Bisping spoiled Hendo's retirement later on with a gutsy performance while being something Hendo never was: a champion. In that moment people forgot Hendo ever knocked Bisping out and realized Bisping was the real deal, a real champion, and simultaneously forgot about Hendo's achievements, making his retirement uneventful and his contention for being a GOAT fighter completely dismissed.
absolutely cucked.
>>77991916
Why are you blaming him? Do you really think Jon Jones woke up the day after the weigh in and thought "hmm lemme get some of that t-bol for my fight later on".
It was Greg Fucking Jackson who gave it to him. He juiced up Holly Holm and all the other fighters at JacksonWink.
>>77991935
I thought DC was a pretty pathetic fighter compared to jones and forever to be the number 2 at LHW, crying every time this was proven true. Only days later jon is the real bitch, a pathetic PED using screwball who has no control over himself, a petulant child in comparison to DC. DC always was the real man. I never though I'd say it. I'm so, so disappointed in Jon. What an absolute shithead.
>>77991995
Of course if this comes to light as the truth, then fuck him. Right now I can only assume Jon is to blame. Either way Jon was never the person we all thought he was, and that's a fucking crime.
>>77992035
real men don't cry ever
also DC is most likely a roider just like everyone else
for sure he never roided in his life bub
>>77992063
>everybody's doing it jon, you can't compete unless you juice, trust me
>Asked who could be that person [a challenger], the former NCAA champion simply said "I’m open to a super fight. I’m open to any welterweight on planet Earth. Bring it, baby."
Askren fighting literal whos in wholand begging for superfights.
Hilarious.
>>77992139
he can't be any worse than colby covington
>>77992076
if you got headkicked by JBJ you'd be bawling like a baby and then succing his cock so he doesn't keep hurting you
>>77992139
>Didn't want to be under the thumb of that piece of shit Dana White & Co.
yeah what an idiot
>>77992187
No I wouldn't because I'd be schleep
Only bloodyelbowers support USADA
>>77992326
actually i don't think zane nate and eugene really care about drug testing certainly not to the extent they're doing it now
Where's calendar autist? I need to know what's happening this month.
>>77992381
here you go breh bjpenn.com
a must watch classic right here
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMdom3ZdVI8
>>77992381
unless he shows up like the hero i know him to be the picks are done
>>77992429
two steroid using scumbags
todd duffy: hard work that's all it takes
fuck both of them
>>77992480
no no they got a trt prescription from their docs its ok they had low test
>>77992502
Your maximum bench press? Also what is your test level?
>>77992525
425 and 1200
>>77992429
Why does this have 2 million views?
>>77992559
what part of ''must watch classic'' did you not get
the card starts in about an hour!
>>77992429
You can actually visualise Overeem's steroid use by looking at his record.
There's a patch of wins, then all losses, then some more wins, the more losses. It's like he can't seem to do anything with roids.
>>77992571
I did watch it, it's nothing special.
>>77992586
yeah but youre not a real fitefan
This is quite the treat for FightPass members.
>>77991518
Good post
>>77991521
Who the fuck would rather watch dillashaw vs mighty meme than dillashaw vs our boy Cody? Gtfo
>there are still a lot of tickets available
dutch confirmed for fakefightfans
>>77992609
best timeline
>TJ heems Cody to become champ
>heems mighty meme to end meme record
>Cruz comes back and heems TJ to reclaim title, retires immediately after
>>77992693
>mr. glass
>comes back
>within a year
CALENDAR SPERG??????????
WHERE'S THE CALENDAAAAAAAAR???
>>77992736
>implying he won't come back with two shattered knees and still clown on tj through fight IQ alone
>>77992606
thanks for reminding me to get 30 days of free UFC® FIGHT PASS™ using code "UFCROTTERDAM" friend
>>77992830
literally looks better
If I buy UFC fight pass and cancel today will I still get 7 days free?
I don't trust scummy Dana with even £5, but I don't wanna read all the small print.
>>77992865
yes, cancel it straight away and you still get the free week
t. just did exactly that
>till fight
>edwards fight
>main event
>dagestani acb man fight
anything else to look out for/spicy banger?
>>77992903
Man the UFC website is absolute garbage. What kind of devs do they have working there? I don't know anyone thought they could scale their infrastructure for the MayMac fight when they can't even get a basic streaming service working properly.
Is Bisbing the only champ to have lost 2 of his last 3 fights?
right so i've got a free week of fight pass for the first time in ages
what should i watch before the event starts?
>>77992833
>UFCROTTERDAM
Doesn't work buddy
>>77993046
Stay mad buddeh
>>77993061
troled xD
When are they gonna strip Jon of the title and give it to DC?
Also, Gus vs. Oezdemir, winner fights DC for championship, make it happen
>>77993046
stipe got knocked out by overeem the canvas woke him up, not even trolling they said this on the bloodyelbow 6th round post fight show
>>77993082
>only 2 remotely relevant contenders
>eliminate one of them
lol no
then again who cares DC is a fake champ anyway
>>77993080
you owe me a promo code now bud
>>77993055
UFC Fight Night 55
>>77993082
dc gus maybe has some drawing power? i mean oezdemir has literally none not sure why they would make that one without gus fighting dc again first
So I have about 5 different credit cards, could I in theory get 5 weeks of free UFC fight pass?
>>77993106
>fake champ
>beat Rumble, Frank Mir, Bigfoot Silva, and Anderson Silva
>>77993055
sapp vs hoost
>>77993009
I'm sure they got hit hard by layoffs like all the other areas and they're using 3rd party contractors for a lot of other shit, one of which already got thrown under the bus as if it weren't a management issue. These kinds of disasters are totally predictable but happen all the time in IT
t. sysadmin
>>77993145
this is just fucking annoying I wanted to watch JBJ Gus 2, why couldn't he go clean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f58ouWRSec
>>77993088
he also tapped
>>77993185
>bigfoot silva
lol
If Daniel Cormier had any decency he would come out and admit that he has roided too. So much for Mr. Nice Guy.
>>77993233
Silva was on a decent run when DC beat him, tbf
>>77993203
ayyy it's you! indeed, happened at my company, they fired 12 guys and outsourced to india first, it failed, they blamed it on india being too far, so they tried again with a company in poland, and it went even worse.
>>77993203
it took dana about 5 seconds to trash them lol
What's the real reason DC wen't to light heavyweight?
Don't give me that Cain bullshit I don't buy it for one second.
>>77991762
>not having dinner at 2am anyway
filthy casual
>>77993312
Cain
>>77993218
>Chuck on the list
Whoever made this is casual as fuck
>UFC Fight Night
>Volkov vs Struve
>Sat, Sep 2, 2017 8:00PM
>Rotterdam
>Due to broadcast restrictions, this video is not available within a UFC® FIGHT PASS™ subscription or as a pay-per-view in your region. >Please check your local TV listings for viewing information.
>This event is currently blacked out in in your region.
>Watch on BT Sport 2
wait, what? I'm sure i remember watching the fight night london card on fight pass not even that long ago
>>77993312
Even if Cain wasn't around I don't think he would have been that competitive as a heavyweight. I really just don't think he was that good
>>77993345
what if you don't have a TV?
>>77993345
Stop being a brainlet lad
https://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-rotterdam-2017-fight-pass-prelims
>>77993088
That doesn't mean he lost you fucking idiot
Overroid got his glass chin shattered all over the octagon. Deal with it
>>77993345
temporary vpn brah
>>77993373
that's the prelims, I'm saying i was sure i watched the MAIN card for fight night london on fight pass bud
>>77993338
eh, he covered that chuck had a granite chin. its true he did get hit with bombs in his last fights but its still popular consensus that his chin was gone and he should retire, probably the most famous case of this.
>>77993372
steal one lil nigguh!
>>77993345
literally demand a refund for the month from the UFC, i have 2 relatively who do this with everything they get their way almost every time lol
>>77993379
you don't have to act tough all the time
>>77993407
https://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-rotterdam-2017
>>77993185
Lol Anderson silva is a good win when DC beats him but when bisping does it's because silva is "10000 years old"
Get the fuck outta here
>>77993423
They're both retired and women so they just stay on the phone until the company caves in
>>77993425
that's literally the page i copy and pasted it from lad
>>77993447
DC didn't get heemed by Silva, goof
>>77993447
I don't believe that at all lol
>>77993413
Yeah but to have Chuck on a list called 'top 10 weakest chins in mma' makes no sense, sure it was gone at the end of his career but for the most of it he has a granite chin
>>77993338
Nah buddy Chuck went from having a good chin to the worst Chin.
This was the UFC event almost exactly five years ago now
http://www.sherdog.com/events/UFC-151-Jones-vs-Henderson-25809
Feel old?
>>77993466
Yeah i think it said the same shit last time and then it just worked when the main event started. I'd just wait and see
>>77993486
>5 years ago
Casual as fuck
>>77993447
>but when bisping does
but he didn't though
>>77993486
Ten years ago, I think this was the first UFC in England?
http://www.sherdog.com/events/UFC-75-Champion-vs-Champion-5298
The sport has come a long way!
30 bings till fight time!!!
>>77993508
chebs aye
What's the best seasons of the ultimate fight to watch?
I've never seen it before, about to watch it now.
>>77993486
seems about right desu, i never understood being surprised or feeling old about how long ago things were. perhaps because i've given up on life and every day bleeds into the next as life is one huge amorphous shit fest
>>77993504
DC beat a blown up middleweight
His "win" over Silva isn't anything to be proud of
>tfw you miss Mike "The Kike" Goldberg
>>77993521
The first season
>>77993528
And Silva KO'd a starving light heavyweight, his "loss" over Bisping was hardly a loss
>>77993528
DC has beaten 100% of people who aren't called Jon Jones.
And Jon Jones has to cheat to win because he's a bitch.
>>77993521
1 to 4, and 10
>>77993521
tuf 10 heavyweights
what is frank looking at
>>77993521
I should say, everyone thinks it's 5 mostly cuz of Diaz
>>77993560
this
>Stefan Struve is only 29
He might unironically be champ one day
>>77993557
>>77993560
DC is a paper champ
>>77993299
Been replaced a few times myself. Just go into contracting, then you can 10x as much at home while you watch the fights and not have to care about what happens
Sports apps I can use on my PS4
>nfl sunday ticket
>nhl.tv
>mlb.tv
Sports apps I can't use on my PS4
>ufc fight pass
Keep up the great work, UFC.
>>77993529
he commentated the bellator card like last week lad
it was on freeview on spike, go watch it on demand because it was a decent card (except the wmma)
>>77993581
the gates of the shadow realm
>>77993609
so greasy
>>77993609
why are those wings green?
>>77993521
10 it's a beast 100%
https://youtu.be/-qa31O3kZ7U
>>77993624
I was actually looking for that fight.
I have Spike TV but it was showing some other shite.
Is there like a Spike TV + or a Spike TV extra or some shit?
Because on my freeview box Spike wasn't showing Bellator when it came on.
>Showing Conor vs Nate 2 before the card
>D-Daniel is a t-true champion
>>77993601
>>77993732
>>77993609
Looks comfy, other than that slimy things top right, and possibly less of a mess on that table
>>77993674
They don't show it live lad it's tape delay for the night after which isn't ideal but easier to avoid spoilers
>>77993710
Jon Jones will go down in history books as the only undefeated LHW champion ever
I'm done with this. Here are the picks if you want to add yourself before the main card.
What is the best thing /heem/ ever created and why is it buddeh posting?
>>77993746
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsskQ32ipEM
>>77993809
Matt hamill would like a sign with you lad, can't discredit the p4p best headbutts in the game
>>77993817
I will never not laugh at this and I don't even like Bisping
When Bisping beats GSP how mad will /heem/ be?
>>77993838
>Matt hamill would like a sign with you lad
Why would the guy who played Luke want to do mma?
>>77993789
I like reading live tweets though
:(
>>77993809
If you're going by official records then he has a loss to Hamill.
If you're going by reality, then this is DC's record.
>>77993861
>when a former lhw beats a ww who hasn't fought in 4 years how mad will /heem/ be by this unprecedented show of skills by bisping
>>77993893
Umm sorry but those "nc" are officially losses
>>77993819
>not succ posting
please
>>77993893
why can't JBJ stop testing positive for various substances?
>wins over Silva, GSP, Hendo, Rockhold
Is there a better resume for a natty fighter?
>>77993920
Can you not read?
>>77993893
>Implying pre-USADA everyone wasn't on steroids
It would technically be 19-1(1)
REMINDER THERE IS A SCHAUBPANION CONFIRMED FOR THE MAINCARD
>>77993956
>GSP
Let's not get ahead of ourselves
>comfy yuro card to enjoy while hiding in air conditioned bedroom
Thank you Based Dana.
>>77994069
>TRT Vitor
She's a small girl
Anyone acestream for UFC Rotterdam?
>>77991385
>>77991385
>>77991385
How did this get by the commission?
>>77994478
Battle of who is more deleted
danhardymma
Ready to roll! #UFCRotterdam
https://www.instagram.com/p/BYizxZxD59C/
>>77994478
>>77994069
rip bispings retina
>>77994525
Based John and Dan
>>77994478
Don't worry about it goof
reminder Jon Jones is the natty GOAT
>>77994549
>>77994531
what's happened to Cowboy?
Who is your favourite male fighter?
>>77994478
Ultimate Fighting CTE
Arena sure is packed
>>77994596
>mma
>>77994573
Yes, he certainly passed the shit out of his test that cannot detect Turinabol didn't he. I hope he renounces his citizenship and flees to Japan so he can fight in Rizin
>>77994589
He got DELETED by Masvidal and lost to Lawler
>>77994596
Why doesn't he lose weight and fight at 205?
>3 hours
>8 fights
Hopefully not much filler
>>77994672
But his loss to Lawler didn't seem to stem from any deletion, it just looks like he's lost his spark
>>77994655
>bong propaganda
>Eminem
RIP Gouti
You guys ready for the debut of the future FW GOAT?
>>77994677
being a fat super samoan is the source of his power
>>77994677
>lose weight
Why don't we all wear make up and put on dresses whilst we're at it
Holbrook is a chinlet so this should be interesting
>>77994760
>chinlet
when did this take off? haven't been on /heem/ for like 4 months
>>77994720
>>77994720
RIP Marshal Mathers
>>77994784
When people started adapting manlet into everything. You know brainlet and shit like that
>>77994748
His body fat is like 40% if he drops to a healthy size he could fight in middlweight. He's just a fatass.
First time I've watched a card live in a long time lads
Here we go
>>77994811
THE TIME IS NOW
>>77994679
What the duck, is there really only 8 fights? This is invicta tier
>>77994810
Have you ever seen a skinny Samoan?
>>77991981
Pride ww(185) and mw(205) champ beat big nog fedor wandy bisbong he is true legend to be remembered in mma
What is Kong Fu and why isn't it used in MMA?
Dat headkick
imagine how embarrassing it must be to get dropped by a head kick
HEEM SLEEPY
I've missed proper fights so much.
SHOULDN'T HAVE CALLED IT
THE TOE CRUSHER WAS LOCKED IN
It's a /PrelimsAreAllStoppages/ episode
heem
Holbrook sucks but he's got a solid chin
>>77994856
8 on prelims, 4 on main card
Who /JustBleed/ here lads?
Good fight that
>>77994970
He's a chinlet for sure
>>77994964
how will Zabit finish his fight, anon?
>>77994989
Idk dawg, he took at least a dozen solid punches
>>77994985
WTF kind of stoppage is that?
>It's a both fighters in black & white episode
Why is this allowed on every card
>>77995016
ref gave him a lot of time but he was eating too many unanswered shots
>>77995016
that's not the finish lol, Holbrook ate a bunch of straights and wingers after that
>>77995016
he didn't stop it
>what have you done differently since joining jacksonwink gym?
>i started taking steroids
>his face when
This prelim card
>No super manlet division
>No wmma
>No fat fuck regional level heavyweights to gas out
>First fight ends in a first round stoppage
>Headlined by till
I smell spicy banger
There were literally zero people in the crowd for the Conor/Mayweather prelims. I wonder if that is just because it was a spectacle event for the main fight only, or whether it was typical and boxing fans are just filthy casuals.
UP NEXT EDILOV
He has folded his last 2 opponents in R1.
>>77995077
Certainly looking promising my guy
>>77995077
>all prelims are on fightpass so I don't have to find a stream until the main card
I'm comfy.
>>77995077
>mfw people sad this card was shit
>All the casuals who dont know that cards like these are ALWAYS the best
>dat roid bacne
>>77995077
Arnie Allen is the superior British prospect and you all know it.
>>77995077
>>No fat fuck regional level heavyweights to gas out
>Mihajlovic
Amish pride
>>77995016
>>77995055
>>77995056
Why did he shoulder into the dude on top if not to stop the fight? Homeboy should have stopped when the ref touched him and declared victory.
Why isn't the main card on Fight Pass?
It's telling me to watch on BT sports...
>>77995113
Can casuals be fixed?
>>77995077
You are just happy you can watch live MMA instead of midnight prelims
Edilov has a big chin
>>77995123
>not knowing about that powerful Slavic fighter body
>>77995135
Sadly not, they're brainlets
>>77995130
Late stoppage.
>>77995132
Because Holbrook just ate a monster head kick (it dropped him after it broke his guard). He probably didn't mean to touch the fighter, but it was a good move to drop down rapidly and get ready for the stoppage.
Muslim vs Serb fight?
>>77995132
ref was a faglord and the fighter was in kill mode
>>77995134
It said the same thing for fight night London but I'm sure it was just on fight pass anyway
Wait and see, I hope so
>>77995153
for you
I'M SO HYPED FOR ZABIT LADS
>>77995205
Is this Serb walking out to country music?
RIP Mihajlović :/
Is that a tattoo of jesus' face? Can't wait to see this fat crusader get knocked out by the BASED sambo Russian
>>77995135
Everyone is a casual at first, it just takes time
You guys excited for the REAL main event?
why do russians not have good barbershops
>>77995271
>implying Jesus won't give him strength
Inshallah this cage will belong to Mohammad's soldiers
that pube beard tho
>>77995205
Yeah but it's a Caucasian/Russian Muslim so don't get your hopes up.
Edilov was 1/14 at one point.
I wanted to put money on it but the odds should be 1/2 for Edilov in my opinion so I didn't.
>>77995272
I'm a 193er, but once I made the decision to start watching I wasn't about to half-ass it. I watch nearly every fight, and plan to catch up on the ones I missed.
>>77995287
kek i still have this in gif form from when the fight happened
Man that was ages ago
Edilov about to get heem'd, cap this post
>>77995255
I was about to chide you for not having faith in your countryman, but I agree it's not looking good.
>>77995343
Khabilov is honestly my favourite fighter, so entertaining
just loves flinging cunts around
>>77995353
nevermind, forget this post ever happened
Don't think predictionsbro is here .... hopefully he shows up late. We haven't done prelim predictions anyway....
Edilov kicked one of his last opponents and the opponent went down crying Bob Sapp-style.
Damn he got fucked up
I feel bad for Mihajlovic. He keeps getting heemed.
On the other hand I want a big Russian in the HW division
If he dies he dies
Link
Rob Wilkinson will fight win lads and he's the underdog, bet on him. He has all the potential to become a main boy of mine
this is a horrible match up btw who thought of this
10-10
this fight needs to be stopped
This fat fuck with his full guard just eating bombs
10-7 round?
Ah come on you fat cunt you're just gonna get heemed again next round but you decided to ruin the first round finish prelim train
holy fuck, this guy Edilov looks legit. awesome kicks and that grappling looks extremely solid. so powerful in his punches as well, and that range!
goddamn, I haven't been this excited for a LHW prospect in a while. he looks at least Cirkunov/Krylov level
>>77995356
I can support him all I want, I'm an educated FightFan™ I knew how this would play out.
Ramzan bless, gays already running to Canada
BJJ exposed as a fraud again
>>77995499
GAYS OUT
>>77995336
Once you start watching a lot you can't help but learn some shit. Pride is really worthwhile if you're going through old stuff
This guy is finished, stop this fight
>>77991598
Joanna
>>77995519
close guard is garbage its all about getting half
Fire this ref.
Next LHW champ
holy fuck, that was impressive as hell
WAR EDILOV
PUT THE NASHEED ON BOYS
ALLAHMIDDULAHHHH
Ref needs sacked
>just beat a guy to near death
>get down on knees
>alahusnackbar!
قتل الغرباء
>now Bojan will complain about the early stoppage.
what a pounding
>another sambo chechen that ends fights after 4 continuous mins of ground and pound
exciting stuff
Jesus where's the cutman lmao
My guy standing there with blood dripping out his nose lol
>>77995548
Last night on LFA, there was a ref that would say "god bless" before starting the fight.
>>77995570
إن شاء الله سنذبح المرتدون والكفار
I see why Russia had such problems fighting in the Caucus
>Shogun vs OSP 2
The fight no one wants
I hate Demetrious Johnson so goddamn much
And the people that unironically think he's gonna surpass Silva because he has 11 title defenses against nobodies.
>>77995520
I just hope he can make weight, LHW looking interesting again.
Respect to Serbro, tough motherfucker
>>77995585
you musta missed his leg/body kicks and jumping knee and crisp boxing. powerful motherfucker in general
Is the next russian coming out another sambo lad?
>>77995624
WE
Link?
>>77995665
>incomprehensibly long Chechen/Dagestani name
Going with yes.
>>77995014
>how will Zabit finish his fight, anon?
I didn't actually bet on this fight because I couldn't be fucked to make an educated guess abotu how it'd end. I like Santiago. I won money on him on his DWTNCS fight. But Zabit is Zabit. Plus my bets on prelims normally are shit.
>>77995675
ufc.tv
>>77995638
male Ronda Rousey
So whats the difference between sambo and other style because all i have seen it looks like MMA lite
>>77995667
WUZ
>>77995635
>being this casual
I bet you don't want to watch Brunson vs Silva 2 either
>>77995665
Zabit? he's extremely well-rounded but I actually don't think his background is sambo
>>77995642
I thought they were at HW desu lad. Mihaj fought Ngannou not long ago.
So now I've got fight pass is EBI slapjitsu worth watching after this card or is it a meme?
>>77995558
What beating up a nobody with hammerfists? Reddit is that way
>>77995684
Not working
>Are you getting in my guard or what, anon?
What if Ray Borg misses weight?
>>77991510
> right
6'
> left
5'11
>>77995696
KANGS
>>77995709
C. All of the above
>>77995732
he dies
>>77995624
what was this guys name again?
This Dagestani looks like gay porn star
>>77995707
How you do this so fast my guy?
>>77995711
he beat up that nobody exactly how he should've and showed a very well-rounded game while doing so. his natural power, conditioning, sambo, and striking are all very good
>>77995730
>*giggles whilst entering your guard*
>the first slightly interesting manletweight fight
>and only because of the possibility of DJ not beating Silva's record
>>77995667
Tenshin would KO Mighty Mouse
>>77995711
you are a retard that was about as perfect as you can get in a debut
WAR ZABIT MUDDAFUCKAS
>>77995754
Looks a tad like James Dean
>le boxercise pupil
santiago via submission
He's walked out with Aleks's theme song!
I'm pretty confident Struve will get the stoppage tonight
>Boarding school for combat sports
This guy is the next GOAT for sure my man
>>77995816
if he doesn't break his jaw again
>have an empty
>tell the lads they can come round to watch the ufc
>guy who usually has the fight pass doesn't have it anymore
>that's alright I'll just get the free trial
>download the shite app
>put in all the details
>finally get it working
>BT SPORT EXCLUSIVE LOL BUT U CAN WATCH THE PREFIGHTS IF YOU WANT
>>77995824
why do you keep saying "my guy" and "my man," my dude? you're British
Does literally every male in Dagestan do sanshou or sambo?
What's the casting process to get into the UFC like?
One went to Hogwarts for lunatics and the other is coming out to Skrillex. Know who I'm supporting.
>>77995845
it's a meme my dip
>>77995824
>>77995824
>>77995824
>>77995824
Russia and Korea make good fighters because they have schools that you raise fighters in. I know in Korea you can major in judo and there is a similar system of boarding schools for sambo and judo in Russia that feed MMA gyms
>Santiago doesnt get DWTNCS contract
>still gets to fight in UFC
Good one Dana
>>77995845
>doesn't know schaub memes
BANGARANG!
>>77995665
No, he is wushu-sanda fighter
>>77995845
For sure my guy lad
>>77995855
captain obvious over here
>>77995845
It's tough
Oh ffs I didn't know it was an early card today
Not watching then sorry ladso
>>77995850
That's a bit like asking "does every brazilian do bjj?"
>>77995785
>>77995760
lmao a perfect debut is a 10 second ko, or at least doing that to a ranked competitor. It took him two rounds to finish an obese middleweight half his size who was a +400 underdog, he has no future in the ufc trust me
>>77995854
a couch a camera and a weird guy asking about your age
Magomedshaprisjsls is supposed to the hottest 145lbs prospect since Conner macgreger
He's officially my boy as long as he doesn't lose
>>77995887
kuffar
>>77995892
he let it go to the second round.
>>77995782
Mouse would probably sub him I think, he's got no experience in grappling outside of cans. His kickboxing is on another fucking level, though, if he develops some real TDD & defensive wrestling he could seriously be GOAT-tier
that's a fucking tall featherweight Jesus no wonder he's so skinny
>>77995901
>He's officially my boy as long as he doesn't lose
I don't think you understand what boyhood means.
Did Taima get shut down after MayMac?
>>77995708
maybe he should go back up, Edylov rode him like Kebab.
>>77995921
I didn't realise Dagestan had lanklets too. I thought they exiled them.
>>77995891
It really isn't, Brazil has like 100x as many people as Dagestan
>>77995921
He's a lanklet for sure
>>77995921
It doesn't really matter, his frame is tiny. I'm 6'2 and would be way too small for lightweight
>>77995932
>His boys are losers
Lmao
SHOWTIME KICK
THIS GUY HAS LOST THE FUCKING PLOT
>>77995905
Nah man just been thinking lately, I usually don't miss a single card, but the sport has been a bit tame lately. This sleeper card, combined with the fact I thought it was on later is just kind of reinforcing some of the negativity I have associated with sitting through 7 hours to watch fights for around half that time, many of which are lackluster in quality.
Know what I mean?
HOLY FUCK ZABIT IS MY NEW FUCKING BOY
MEMES
>>77995975
That's not the point. The point is your boy is your boy, whether he wins or loses. Fairweather boy-havers are disgusting.
this guy is fucking sick
WHERE IS PETTISFAG NOW?
>>77995832
i tried all the BT sport live streams and can't find it. my usual site is not playing it
santiago finna come back
>>77996009
Mad because you didn't call him as your boy first?
>>77996009
>The point is your boy is your boy,
Yeah but he's not his boy yet, he said he will become his boy if he wins this. He hasn't even claimed him yet
>>77995999
card has been fantastic so far. Your loss faggot.
he's so skinny he's a bodylet
How can you fight with a bunch of people shouting NON FUCKING STOP at you
>>77996057
HEAD MOVEMENT
>boarding school for fighting
sounds like a totally chill and non confrontational learning environment
ZABIT YOU SICK CUNT
Great round. TYBZabit
>>77996044
>He's officially my boy as long as he doesn't lose
>He is
>present tense
>>77996046
Thanks for letting me know, I might put it on in the background
I love the meme kicks. I'm adopting this boy.
madcunt
>>77996090
"He's my boy as long as he doesn't lose" makes sense the way he intended it desu, stop nitpicking
>mentioning jon jones at this point in time
Okay I put money on Struve by ko/tko and Rob Wilkinson
I suggest you do the same
Hes just another Yair Rodriguez, he'll get mauled later on.
>>77996078
How to develop various psychological problems, cauliflower ears, life-long injuries and CTE - the school
>>77996117
Man that uppercut was beautiful
>>77996090
Lol why do you care so much about who my boys are?
>>77996117
sick
>>77996129
He is a combinatiom between pettid and mousasi
This guy is overrated, Pettis would maul him
what the hell do these crazy motherfuckers make their kids in Dagestan?????
Z A B B E Y
>>77996129
why wouldn't i mention the goat?
>shall we go with zabit
surprised it took them that long
>>77996183
Well Zabit was literally at a boarding school for fighters, which I didn't even know was a thing.
>>77991981
>i want to give a legend (whose 40 years old and way past his prime) a chance at the belt....it's not like i don't want to give any of the top contenders a shot and keep making meme matches so I can hold out as long as possible
I went to a boarding school for cocksucking
Anyone else hear something in there left ear?
these goofs are fucking up the audio
>>77996254
Yep, audio is fucked.
This is really impressive Anderson Silva, Petis esque in his strikin
And smothering Colby/Maia.Khabib with his grappling. This Magemsharpov guy is really impressive to watch. Its more then just being well rounded he is showing high level expertise in his grappling chains and striking set ups
HEEM TAPPY
>>77996117
Haha what the hell
>3/3 finishes so far
The state of casuals who skipped this card.
>>77996254
>so guys I'm here with UFC
Battle school paid off.
He is ready to fight the buggers.
>>77996272
Lol give it a fucking rest it's his first fight
Get on the hype trane
impressive
Russians winning so far.
how does a boarding school for fighters work? You just wake up and fight other kids all day?
Round 1 was high level striking
Round 2 was high level grappling
damn that was a MMA clinic i like to watch and replay each round
>>77996272
more like Tenshin Nasukawa and Bones, but I agree
this is the next evolution of fighter
NEW BOY
TWO SURNAMES
match him up with Caceres
>>77996117
manlets really have no power
meem'd tappy
>>77996319
no it's a normal boarding school but if you beat up your classmates you get a contract with the UFC
>>77996251
>I went to a boarding school for cocksucking
Have you bet on Rob yet?
i just got rejected from a job i really wanted but those meme kicks cheered me up
>>77995901
Alright guys he is still my boy for sure
Can I get a link? My fight pass aint working for me
>>77996338
he's 6'1.
>>77996319
If its like Thailand and their Muay Thai gyms for kids, they go do cardio when they wake up, so running,bag work
noon to afternoon technical stuff, with new techniques,
weights before dinner and then sparring before bed
They remix that but kids in Thailand do that 7 days a week at elementary age
>>77996367
I don't think Britain has any other kind of boarding school.
>Artem Lobov
Spicy
HAHAHAAHAHA
THIS GUY IS GONNA DESTROY ARTEM
YESSSSSSSSSSS GIVE HIM LOBOV GET FUCKED ARTEM YOU STUMPY SHIT, I WANNA SEE MY BOY ZABIT GET THAT CRAZY HYPE
Zabit would heem Lobov easily
LOOOOOOL SHOTS FIRED
how do you guys think he will do against Artem
>>77996380
I have to rewatch round 2 but there are a few leg rides and set ups that i ike webm
ARTEM CALL OUT HAHAHHA
THIS GUYS ALREADY A LEGEND
Artem's time has come
>>77996378
You have to pay your credit card bill goof
Artem would mash Zabit into dust
>>77996319
I guess you study the core subjects like math etc. but you have a lot of fighting thrown in as well.
My parents have a place in Spain where there's a school for yachting. The school is literally on the beachfront. They study the normal subjects and do yachting a lot as well. At the end of the day you see them all leave school and just chill on the beach. It looks perfect. I wish badly I could live in Spain.
This thread literally didn't have one pic of Megan Olivi
>tfw a real Muslim ban would destroy the UFC's future
I'd bet on Artem, that was sloppy. And not a single one of those flashy kicks landed
>>77996381
lankets really have no power
>6 ft 1
I'd like to see him go to 155, why kill yourself to make 145
Pulling off a performance like that and then calling out the GOAT
are Dagestanis the toughest people on Earth?
>trying to get closer to conor by fighting artem
This is truly pathetic.
>>77996444
No it wouldn't, it only includes meme countries with no fighters
>>77996469
Nah they're second
Us Bongs are the toughest, English heart lad
>>77995892
how many ufc debuts fight ranked contenders? how many ufc debuts end up in a 10 second ko? not to mention he barely got struck if at all, i think you are just a cynical fuck who has problems in real life
>>77996429
Fuck off Dana
>>77996441
My god, she's the perfect little fucktoy
I don't think Zabit can handle the axe punch
>>77996491
no offense my friend but I'm pretty sure heart isn't gonna get you out of a choke after you get showtime kicked and sambofucked
>>77996444
>ramadan intensifies
>>77996491
>English heart
AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>77996453
height advantage
>>77996444
ban is for immigration not sportsmen competing at an event, idiot
t. knower
>>77996548
He would still have a height advantage at 155 though, hell he'd be one of the taller welterweights
>>77996545
>Ameriblob talks
>>77996488
meme countries, but Chechnya/Dagestan have some killers. also, better them fighting MMA than blowing shit up desu
>>77996436
shut up richfag
>>77996453
he doesn't kill himself to make the weight and he's got the perfect body to make a large cut while not giving up physicality
chill out and enjoy ottermode domination for the next 6+ years
>Eminem again
>>77996579
How are the english lessons, Abdul?
>>77996545
The real reason Zabit wants to fight Artem
Height 6 ft 1 in (1.85 m)
Weight 145
Division Featherweight
Reach 68.0 in (173 cm)
His reach is literally -12 cm
That's 7cm worse than Artems
>>77996606
>60% white
>Talking
Oright Jamal
>>77996597
what song?
>>77996511
aye
>>77996624
Go to Sleep.
>>77996453
Why are you so stupid?
>>77996134
Yair but with wrestling
>>77996634
Why are you such a dumb cunt
>>77996493
>i think you are just a cynical fuck who has problems in real life
cry more
Brazilian fighter with kickboxing/BJJ spec probably means his wrestling is going to suck
The guy is going it get outstruck try to grapple but cant get it into ground with stalled out wrestling
>>77996134
it's amazing how people can be so wrong and yet not realize how stupid they are. imagine having to live that sort of life
>>77996621
oi, you got a shitposting loicense bruv? i could 'av you sent to the dungeons, i could.
>>77996633
>never heard of it
>goodle it
>cradle 2 the grave soundtrack
I remember seeing that shitty movie in the theater.
>>77996582
Russia isn't included in the ban, look it up it's just Syria, Iran, Iraq and other non-fighting countries
Brazilians have low fight IQ
>>77996657
alright joe
>>77996655
you don't judge technique or the flow of the fight you just judge whether or not it's a first round knockout, clearly a 196er, sad!
>>77996621
That will be your country in under a decade, but with exploding muzzies who hate your country instead of drugged-out niggers.
The british """"""empire"""""" will be wiped off the map before long. So much for your """heart""" lmao
>>77996675
I heard it on some collection of non-album Eminem songs which was actually pretty great. For sure check out the Sauce and Nail in the Coffin, two of the greatest diss tracks ever written.
>>77996686
that's why I said a real ban, not even Saudis are included
>>77996868
what are you doing bud?
>>77996907
What do you mean?
>>77996907
there's one guy on here that just posts names for no reason
>>77994573
>passes blood test
reminder turinabol is only detectable in urine lmao who know what else he was using that roiderfuck
Ngannou vs JDS is the only reason I'm watching 215.
How would he do in the UFC?
>>77992223
>schleep
are you stupid?
>>77998943
jesus what a faggot
>>77999057
shit I forgot there was a card today.
my bad man
REAL THREAD
>>77999127
>>77999127
>>77993812
Struve
Oliveira
Wilkinson
Edwards
>>77994119
>77F
> Hot
Are you kidding me right now? That's borderline light jacket weather.
>>77994730
His fight was fun as hell, decent striking and ground game. Excited to see more.