/trans/ - 15 MINUTES TO GO Edition

>de gay

>>77954749
>chelshit

absolute shit edition

>de gay

worst deadline day ever

MID
MEDICAL
SNUBBING

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REEEEEEEEE

WHAT IS GOING ON LADS

SIGN SOMEONE

>>77954749
>this is the last 2017 edition
please neck yourself already

I bet Hayley is amazing in bed. Bigger girls always are.

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Wilfried Bony is travelling to Swansea by Helicopter, possibly having a Banquet on there

>>77954794
OH FUCK

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>Alexis will stay

well im not watching a single arsecuck game this season, i had enough of their bullshit

Conte will kill Chelsea and relish the job if they don't sack him

>>77954794
Feel free to make a thread next time you lazy gypsy.

Genuinely asking: what is going on with Snubshit, why won't people join them?

>>77954749
1,2

>You now remember Loic Remy

H-how did Fulham do?

>write message
>everybody has moved on to new thread
...

>>77954807
yeah i reckon she'd make me cum so quick

natalie sawyer is gorgeous, but i reckon she's stale in bed

>>77954749
British slags are the best

If u wanna fuck them go to Portugal during the summer.

>>77954791
You're gonna pay Leicester 35m for Drinkwater so they can replace him with a better player for half the price.

>>77954824
Chelsea are 'very close' to signing Danny Drinkwater from Leicester, Sky Sports News understands.

>>77954794
Reminder that /trans/ is a bully-free zone

>>77954831
iktf

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Brondby's owner tonight. Negotiating sale of Ronnow to Crystal Palace

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>>77954807
>big girl propaganda

>Hayley wearing a loose fitting blouse

Why was this allowed to happen??

>>77954824
No half-decent player wants to be a benchwarmer.

>Actually needing extra time because you suck at transfers

Jesus Christ

>>77954824
why would you?

lmao that arsenal meme

Chelsea, Arsenal and Liverpool are to blame. If you are a fan of one of those clubs, hang your head in shame.

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>Chelshit

can't wait for drinky to snub lelsea during the official contract signing

>>77954842
>reminder to only make /comfy/ posts in /cyc/
Is that you again?

>>77954845
wow fascinating image thank you VERY much i really appreciate what you have done for me in providing this picture

>>77954845
>5 (five) phones

completely unnecessary

>>77954845
Imagine being a millionaire and still wearing the dumbest shirts possible.

>>77954873
he just writes >snubsea on the contract, farts and leaves

O porto não compra nada este ano? o PdC fodeu tudo

Arsenal should've taken the money for Alexis and kept Campbell.

>>77954881
This friendly guy/girl >>77954883 found it interesting sooo...

Leicester City have completed the signing of Aleksandar Dragovic on a season-long loan from Bayer Leverkusen.

De Gea to real happening lads

>>77954905
Nao precisam

tem o melhor plantel dos 3 grandes.

Players who i'm surprised didn't move

>Ross Barkley
>Jack Wilshere
>Fabian Delph
>Theo Walcott
>Ashley Young
>Chris Smalling
>Marouane Fellaini
>Diego Costa
>Di Maria
>One of Ozil/Sanchez

desu didn't think VVD or Coutinho would leave

don't know why i had a really strong feeling Ozil would sneak his way into Barca.

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Last day of the window. It's time to settle this once and for all..

Natalie or Hayley?

Drinkwater has snubbed Chelsea as well!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37670362

>>77954778
tell me about it

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>>77954836
Yip. Those big child bearing hips :DDD

>>77954902
How do you expect people to know you are a millionaire if they can't clearly see which brands you are wearing?

>>77954912
Poor Leicester

>>77954877
>using pedals

>>77954909
Campbell's only on loan though, so don't you worry - >we will be a joke again next season when Alexis fucks off on a free and Campbell puts in a transfer request.

AND NOBODY BOUGHT MAHREZ
I FUCKING HOPE THERE'S A LATE CONFIRMATION
>leicester
>not the new alcatraz

>>77954926
id have natalie poke her spindly fingers through my eye balls while i shat in hayleys cleavage

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>>77954928

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TOP FUCKING KEK WRIGHTY LAD

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Genuinely scared of this Fu-Kin No-Wan player that Arsenal have signed lads.

>>77954928
>De Gay

>>77954925
ah, how did i forget, William Carvalho and Riyad Mahrez aren't going anywhere either

>>77954925
hol up I thought Costa do everton was done?

>>77954925
>Theo Walcott
>tfw we actually managed to stop this happening again with the Ox

I feel bad for Mahrez Tbqh.

BLACKED.COM

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looks like chelsea had to kidnap zappacosta

>>77954953
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

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>>77954946
The Algerian FA even deleted their statement that he had left. It's bizarre.

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>Lestah actually went for Dragovic
the austrian defender meme is even worse than the portugese league one

>>77954902
Probably pajamas

>>77954926
the blonde has a kinder face

>>77954925
Van Dijk. He's the ideal defender for a lot of big clubs across Europe, strange he's going to stick around with mid table Southampton.

>>77954925
diego might still move

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>>77954953
Wrighty is based

>>77954953
someone will complain that this is offensive to people with mental health issues and wright will post a 25 paragraph apology

Brand new AFTV vids are being uploaded.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqRieAxpxFM

>>77954971
the only way to stop the snubbing
you can't snub a man with a gun to your head

>>77954984
Fuchs is pretty good though.

>>77954992
gonna be awkward after he burned all the bridges

>>77954926
Hayley
Reminder that Sam fucking Matterface tapped Natalie

>>77954859

m8, Chelsea have to play CL football this season and they have about 7 players total. Barkley wouldn't just be a benchwarmer.

>>77954824
>40 players out on loan
Because if you aren't a starting XI your career is dead there

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best signing outside ''big 6''

>>77954926
natalie

>>77954966
>>77954978
Seriously just how many fucking contract proposals is Leicester going to refuse.
Mahrez should had left when he could or just sign a new contract reducing the time for let go.

>>77954946
What was he accomplish by leaving the camp?

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>>77954953
legend

>>77954999
Fucking legend (checked)

>>77955000
Checked

>>77954984
It's amazing how people fall for it. Just watch >our NT, ffs.

>>77955013
matterface? I just met her!

>>77954999
>"t-tell your mum wh-why you refused to serve ((((((them))))))*

>>77955000
He'll be alright because he's black.

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>>77954953

>Krul STILL plays for Newcastle

That is unhealthy.
Nobody should stay at a club that long.

We aren't Italian.

>>77954978
>>77954946
i suspected this last night, but i thought i was being a mug so i'd stay quiet.

i think what happened is Mahrez's people spun the truth there way. he wasn't given permission to speak with a club who a fee has been agreed with.

instead, he was given permission to sort his future/discuss options with other clubs, and the tweet was sent out to draw interest.

REST IN PEACE JANSSEN. LITERALLY THE 3RD CHOICE STRIKER IN A TEAM WHERE KANE COULD MURDER SOMEONE, SCORE OWN GOALS AND STILL PLAY ALL GAMES.

>>77955003
SOON

>>77955022
He would have. Nigga is out for four months

>>77955022
They don't really want to be a rotation player either.

>>77954926
Hayley.

BREAKING NEWCASTLE NEWS IT'S A BIG ONE

>Defender Achraf Lazaar has joined Serie A side Benevento Calcio on a season-long loan.

>>77954984
still better than huth/morgan

>>77954925
>Theo Walcott

I expect him to spend all (if not most) of his career at Arsenal.

think everyone spent too much money that's why today has been shit

>>77954953
>tfw we can't sign Ian Wright Wright Wright and he scores bags of goals again
felt like simpler times lads

>>77954999
>he actually thinks soldiers serve their country

>>77955067
Makes sense to be fair.

>>77955066
he just signed for Brighton m8

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>Brighton

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>>77954953

>be chlsea
>win the eagle 2 times in 3 three years
>get snibbidi snubbed by swan fucking sea

Is there something going on behind the scenes, lads?

>>77955046
>mfw our first choice center backs are Prödl, Dragovic and Wimmer
the absolute state of Austria

>Dragovic.
Is he good? Will he be a decent defender for >us?

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>>77955057
>you now remember anelka

6 minutes to go and

>no sanchez
>no coutinho
>no vvd
>no lemar


also not even

>drinkeh
>adrien
>barkley


what a catastrophe

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A-a-at least Drinky seems to really want to play for Chelsea. He's been at cobham all day waiting for Lestah to give him permission for his medical.

Guedes to >us (Valenica)? PSG cant keep him right?

have chelsea signed drinkwater yet

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>>77954926
Hayley is best girl.

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>>77955108

>>77955003
I'm not going to bother watching the video but what does money have to do with this? Arsenal offered the money, the issue was that they're incompetent retards who only really started pursuing the negotiation today.

>>77955103
on loan

He's still a poocastle player

>>77955066
you jinxed it m8

>>77955118
Huth MK II

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>>77955135

krul brighton

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>>77954926

Natalie.

>>77955013

At least we got a funny tweet out of that.

>>77955131
>>77955113

can you fuck off

>>77955128
>inb4 he snubs you anyway

>>77955066
>Krul is 29 years old

wtf thought he was like 35

i'm 23, i feel old now fuck

>>77955125
Coutinho and Lemar can still leave tomorrow for a spanish club.

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GIVE US VVD ALREADY 1111 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>77955113
roman is gearing up to pull his money out and ask for the loans back

>>77955132
ME WANT MILKIES

Imagine being snubbed MIDMEDICAL

Ozil to barca after sanchez didn't get his move

amazing

Did I miss the Mahrez transfer or has it not happened?

>>77955118
just the latest fraud austria produced and exported to the eplel

>>77955128

inb4 he changes his mind and fucks off

wouldn't be surprised if conte walks after this omnishambles

>>77955113
Conspiracy against Chelsea.

>>77955120
Shoah by celebration

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>tfw the window is about to SLAM SHUT

>>77955184
it's off, I think

http://www.strawpoll.me/13833028

http://www.strawpoll.me/13833028

http://www.strawpoll.me/13833028

http://www.strawpoll.me/13833028

http://www.strawpoll.me/13833028

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Absolutley furious, lads. 100m for Lemar is fucking gay and Soton can burn in hell. See you on the 9th.

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CAN SOMETHING EXCITING HAPPEN ALREADY FOR FUCK'S SAKE. THIS IS SHIT.

>>77955118

FM/Fifa GOAT, so likely shit IRL.

>>77954864
WHY would someon go to the most successfull English club of the past decade?

Hmmmm idk

>>77955188
>he replaces wonga

Lads its been a pleasure this /trans/. Honestly best part of my day, kept me going.

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>>77955114
Fucking hell, any attack worth their salt will cut through them so easily.

>>77955118
doubt.jpeg

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>>77955179
You rang?

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>>77955159
>the sexiest boobies i have ever seen... so hot xx

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Reminder that Stan Collymore wrote this in his autobiography about Kirsty Gallacher.

>>77955222
Barca are signing ozil for 60m what more do you want?

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>>77955003

2 BINGS

For newly promoted clubs, both Brighton and Newcastle have had absolutely disastrous transfer windows.

Lads the way some clubs can do so badly in the summer makes me almost believe this shits all rigged
How can people be that retarded?

>the biggest stories today are Oxshit-Championshiptier and a snub
What an awful deadline day

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>>77954926
hayley because shes more thicc-er.

>>77955184
Don't think it's happening. Heard something about Chelsea having a bid accepted but, doubt it's true.

>>77955214
if a fucking farm animal costs 35-40m, 100m for a good footballer seems reasonable

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VVD is happening right, lads?

There's still time, isn't there?!

ready for the transfer window to slam shut on my bollocks

>manayer

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SHUT IT DOWN

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>Ross Barkley rejects move to Chelsea

WTF
They're probably offering more than 175k contracts yet nobody wants to fucking go there.

How mad is Conte?

Why does everyone suddenly hate Chelshit?

>>77955236
Ozil? I must have missed that.

>>77955251
obese

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VVD NOOOOW

>>77955226
>muh history

>>77954836
>natalie sawyer is gorgeous

just an average girl with big tits

brits have zero standards

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Ill miss you lads

>>77954749
any granates today?

>>77955250
Kylian Mbappe did leave Monaco for arch rivals PSG in the second most expensive deal of all time, and the most expensive deal for a striker

>>77955271
Worse: he walked out mid-medical and they paid his taxi home.

and thats it over

>>77955272
invisible as always

lel ARSEnal

Goodbye /trans/

>>77955214
I originally made that hat in photoshop. It was a Man Utd hat. It's been passed around /sp/ like a whore with all kinds of badges put on it.

lads deals can still go till midnight, as long as the paperwork has already begun

there's still time

>>77955288
I like /epl/ more than /trans/ desu

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WHERE THE FUCK IS VVD

KRLOOOPPPPP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HAPPY NEW YEAR LADS

Friendly reeminder that other leagues besides the eplel still have a day or two before the transfer madness stops.

>>77955271
>joining a club in a constant boom-bust cycle when they are in the bust phase

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O G R E
G
R
E

>>77955288
We'll always be on here innit.

OI MATES IT'S ELEVEN BONG OI MATES IT'S ELEVEN BONG OI MATES IT'S ELEVEN BONG OI MATES IT'S ELEVEN BONG OI MATES IT'S ELEVEN BONG OI MATES IT'S ELEVEN BONG OI MATES IT'S ELEVEN BONG OI MATES IT'S ELEVEN BONG OI MATES IT'S ELEVEN BONG OI MATES IT'S ELEVEN BONG OI MATES IT'S ELEVEN BONG OI MATES IT'S ELEVEN BONG OI MATES IT'S ELEVEN BONG OI MATES IT'S ELEVEN BONG OI MATES IT'S ELEVEN BONG OI MATES IT'S ELEVEN BONG OI MATES IT'S ELEVEN BONG OI MATES IT'S ELEVEN BONG OI MATES IT'S ELEVEN BONG

>>77955233
>chocolate fingers in vagina
What did he mean by this

PACK IT UP

ITS OVER

MAKE NEW THREAD - /EPL/

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signing of the summer confirmed

It's done

quite disappointing but it was fun shitposting with you guys


I wish I had a life

>>77955250
considering how much fucking money was thrown around earlier in the window, it's surprising how it's petered out

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Virgil deal is done.

Just need to cross the "T"s and dot the lower case "J"s.

Now that the dust has settled, who won the transfer window lads?

I for one declare Austria victorious. sold our -vic frauds for good money.

>Sam Winnall to Derby on loan from Sheffield Wednesday, Jacob Butterfield going the other way
>Wednesday signing another central midfielder when we need pace on the wings
Fuck off Carvalhal you boreball twat

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>No Drinkwater

>>77955294
>who gives a shit French bollocks

ITS OVER LADS

RATE TODAY OUT OF 10

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LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED

>"VAN DIJK IS ON THE PLANE, HE'S COMING! LOOK AT THIS FLIGHT TRACK APP LA"
>"LEMAR AND VVD TOMORROW LA'. KLOPPO HAS GOT HIS MEN"
>OXLAIDE CHAMBERLAIN FOR £40m
>FORTY MILLION
>£40,000,000
>NO CENTRE BACK SIGNED
>"THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIP"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

what if barca sign coutinho tomorrow

>>77955310
MAY ALL AQUAINTANCE BE FORGOT

>>77955335
it's lower case G's

>>77955233
Fingers in the knobhole

COUTINHO SE QUEDOU

>Lovren

>>77955337
not sure who won (it was United tho), but Arsenal and Chelsea definitely lost

>>77955309
Trust in kloppo lad. Next year is ours.

Liverpool wont sign the thing they most drastically need which is a CB ffs jokee ting

It was a good summer lads, see you again in January.

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>>77955348
FORTY
FUCKING
MILLION

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>Made a profit
>the absolute state of Arse

>>77955287
>brits have zero standards

nah. it's not standards. british women aren't that good looking, it's true.

i went to madrid and i fucked two girls. i was there for 4 days. the girls were probably 6/7 out of 10's for madrid standards. nice face, nice eyes, nice colour, lovely bodies.

for UK standards they were probably 9's. girls at uni were pretty hot, but girls working in the city, girls you see around are generally pretty average looking here, its true.

BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG

>No BONG

>>77955345
6/10 purely because we got to see 'arry hanging out the window of his range rover

>>77955345
It was a 3/10 but the Chelsea snub bumped it to a 5/10.

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>>77955345
4

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>>77955345

0/10

>>77955230
PLS MOMMY ME NEED MILKIES

>[Update 57] The Goat on Barkley
>Barkley was persuaded by a last minute phone call from us to wait for January

BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG

REVISED LEAGUE TABLE PREDICTION
1. Man U
2. Man C
3. Tottenham
4. Liverpool
5. Chelsea
6. Everton
7. Leicester
8. Southampton
9. Arsenal
10. West Brom

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>>77955358
It's Jay's.

>>77955379
/epl/, m8.

>>77955345
4

so ummm...

what's happened with bony/llorente?

>>77955337
United. The Pogba fee was sorta justified like Mou said last season

>>77955345
SnubseaArsenkek/10

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Barcelona are interested in a €60m move for Mesut Özil, according to reports in Spain.

>implying /trans/ is over when the window is still open in spain

Mers taking no prisoners tonight

>>77955348
Should have been £40,000,000 + £1

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>Scotland

Barkley has just foiled Chelsea's plan to loan him out to Brondby

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>>77955397
>tottenham
>3

Did the Javi Martinez deal go through in the end?

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wheres the fucking BONG

>>77955348
You missed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKGXUSBRqDc

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>>77955348
The absolute state of Arsenal FC.

>>77955397
>Wembleyham
>top 4

lmao

>>77955392
imposter!

>>77955397
Swansea are in the top 4, your list is irrelevant

>>77955348

>£40,000,000.00 for Oxlade Chambershit

Even if he still had 5 years left on his contract this would be stupid but he WAS IN THE LAST YEAR OF HIS FUCKING CONTRACT!

Imagine the amount of sweat there is underneath that leather skirt Hayley has got on, those big thighs and gunt rubbing up against it all night. mmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>77955417
yeah that's fucking obviously not happening

>>77955392
ugh, hate this faggot meme

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>>77954749
how do you pronounce "Mbappe"

>>77955319

No bongs for 4 more years m8. We won't be able to tell what time it is.

>>77955397
Chelsea are better than Man U, Liverpool and Tottenham. It's going to be them and City duking it out.

>>77955417
Oh man, this would be fucking glorious

>>77955417
provide some source connor

>>77954824
>Bully top striker out of club
>Plastic and soulless club
>Racist fans

Erm nah

>>77955417
This. Real nigga hours start now.

Couts to Barca soon

>>77955405
does it matter?

swansea are going down regardless

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>>77955426
Ye

>>77955417
s p i c y

last year chelsea bought luiz and alonso and i remember they were bullied for it. although the kante signing was deemed an instant success

>>77955337
United. Ibra on a free, Matic for a steal and they got it done early.

>>77955397
Spurs fan here. The Wembley curse is real. We'll get 6th at best.

Im glad Lemar won't waste his talent in PL

>>77955427
Banned, Houses of Parliament had their clock license revoked.

They could've just played it from last year, mind.

>>77955417
Arsenal fan here

>Ozil to Barcelona

ahhh yes please. i would fucking love this. he's wasted here. i wanna see him and Messi week in week out. would make me cum.

wenger doesn't know what to do with Ozil, he'd be fucking class with dembele, suarez, messi. would be so fucking class to watch.

>>77955405
bony pictured signing a contract so i guess they are just making their announcement video or w/e

>>77954911
I like it as well

>>77955405
both confirmed moves on instagram, nothing official from the cllubs yet, but it's through

>>77955417
>he thinks anyone cares about the Madrilona league

>>77955397
>Man POO customers this deluded
KEK

>>77955452
AS m8

>>77955445
em-bee-apey

What is this mid medical snub I keep hearing about?

>>77955445
Instructional video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE

>>77955454
>Couts to Barca

'no'

we have £200mil in da bank we don't need to sell that cunt

want Guedes desu senpai, PSG pls let go

>>77955455
kid you literally say this every fucking season

you're never right you faggot fuck off

>Tfw 24 hours of Barca unsettling Coutinho and Ozil with bids and there's nothing Liverpoo or Arselel can do about it

>>77955492
Em-bep-pay

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*blocks your path*

guys one more hour.

>>77955457
keita is taking number 8

javi can take another number

>>77955494
Barkley pulled his boxers up after 10 minutes and said he didn't want to join Chelsea, there's a video of Conte pleading with him to reconsider.

m-Barm-ey

>>77955494
barkley was waffling between "have a forgettable career" and "fuck up my career"
went for the former at the very last minute

>>77955467
Psg will buy him this winter

>>77955494
Barkley walked into the Chelsea medical room, saw that Eva Carneiro didn't work there any more and walked out.

>>77954809
Underrated post

>>77955515
lmao this shit looks like the papers my parents had to sign when class went into a educational trip

>>77955484
Neutral QPR fan actually

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*swoops in and steals the premier league's best players*

And there is nothing you can do about it. Your window is shut. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>77955515
fuck that, i'm going to sleep

>>77955437
The one player Liverpool needed was not for sale and Arsenal did fuck all with the money, who cares.

is sahko cpfc off now then?

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>>77955522
The picture clearly shows Chabby already has the number 8 though.

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>>77955510
*pulls out phoneline*

heh
nothing personnel

>>77955510
coutinho has 5 years on his contract he was never leaving this summer

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>>77955462
>Crocked forty year old and a wastrel carried by Kante

>Travel across Europe for this

The BBC understand that Leicester City offered four million euros below Sporting Lisbon for Adrien Silva.

https://twitter.com/BBCRLSport/status/903377917291450368

>>77955461
Zappacosta is probably going to be a good deal, seems like Conte's type of player.

Rudiger and Bakayoko are good buys and Morata is a great one.

>>77955509
That's what Sunderland said

>>77955108

It seems like they're just signing as many random players as possible in the hopes that some of them might be decent enough to keep them up

>>77955515
I wonder if you can jsut post them to clubs the day before deadline day

>>77955348

We've had two clean sheets in a row sweetie

crap

>>77954905
what was that about your anus?

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>tfw your club gets one player on transfer deadline day and it's a fucking loan

>>77955583

Erm sweetie, your doing the epic new maymay wrong.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13833115
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13833115
http://www.strawpoll.me/13833115

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>>77955554
*gives qt a 24 hour hug*

Y'all need to change the name of your general thread. Every time I see it, I wanna tell everyone in here to fuck off to >>>/lgbt/ 'cause I read it as /tranny/. Shit's confusing tbqh.

Has anyone found Mahrez yet?

>>77955515
What are the six?

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so far. doesnt include zappacosta

>>77955583
Your last two games were Arsenal and Hoffenheim you fucking casual. Don't ever question me again you peasant.

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At least we garnered a 16.5 million pound profit for our major shareholder

>>77955559
so 28 goals he scored doesn't mean anything?

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>>77955563
>rudiger
>good buy

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Well this was trash.

Im out, peace.

>>77955614
probably at home the whole time doing coke a fucking whores.

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>>77955495

>>77955571
and Sunderland didn't sign world class players either like we have.

6 (SIX) deals to come

>>77955614

Leicester chairman hired Thailand mafia to kidnap him for 24 hours.

>>77955623
Thanks la. As a LA Ram fan this is much appreciated. We need that stadium.

>>77955453
Jealous prick

>>77955622
You sound angry, what happened?