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>>77932927
SB
Dobs or Rox
>yfw ray borg misses weight
CWFC Featherweight Champion
CWFC Lightweight Champion
UFC Featherweight Champion
UFC Interim Featherweight Champion
UFC Lightweight Champion
WBC super featherweight champion (130 lbs)
WBC lightweight champion (135 lbs)
WBC super lightweight champion (140 lbs)
IBF welterweight champion (147 lbs)
WBC welterweight champion (2×)
WBC light middleweight champion (154 lbs) (2×)
WBA (Super) light middleweight champion
WBA (Super) welterweight champion
WBO welterweight champion
what the fuck is happening here?
who mod/a/fferi here?
>>77937704
One body kick and it's all over dude
>>77937695
50-0
0-1
21-4
>>77937649
C'mon breh, McGregor literally led with his face when he threw that straight. He might be half decent on the amateur circuit but any half decent professional would KO him.
The real winner here is Miesha
>>77937697
Hey lad, just thought I'd let you know you're missing the Money Belt on that list, perhaps the most prestigious of all
>>77937742
Paulie didn't
Back up dude
Back up dude
>>77937747
She's so fine when she's not in fighting shape and cutting weight.
>>77937747
>>77937758
she got hotter somehow
>>77937709
Is that Kumiko? Should I watch that anime?
Qt fight next week
>Being a cardiolet
>>77937704
>when your ribs are bigger than your tits
>>77937784
>>77937716
idk how this shits legal
she's the qtest tufer desu
>>77937793
She could seriously die.
>>77937793
Masvidal is a really nice dude
>>77937824
for sure i disagree
Going to my first BJJ class tomorrow, what should I expect?
>>77937844
hes a scumbag
>>77937855
Show you're worthy of being there. Never tap.
>>77937862
Why'd you say that?
>>77937855
rolling around with sweaty guys, did you not watch the fight saturday night? boxing is the superior sport
>>77937870
I know a scumbag when i see one, how? i am a scumbag
>>77937855
tap, and don't be a nigger grabbing fingers and shit
Can't wait for Masvidal to KO wonderboi 2bh
Finish the job Woodley started
guys, i think Cynthia is letting herself get a little too bloated. she's had a rough weight cut the last 3 fights. why is she ballooning up like this?
>>77937927
cheeseburgers
>>77937890
Why do like Masvidal so much? Not knocking the guy, but he doesn't have a lot of diehard fans
>>77937939
Masvidal is the future WW champ.
>>77937923
>Finish the job that Woodley couldn't finish to a draw
kek
>>77937927
can you stop spamming these irrelevant bitches? thanks
>>77937952
Woodley made him a chinlet, Masvidal will finish the job, mark my words.
>>77937927
Dana White's semen is high in cholesterol
>>77937939
he is a scrumbag
>>77937963
Masvidal is going to get Thompsoned
>>77937927
Dana feeding her all kinds of things on the private jet yeh
Demolition Man bless lads
>>77937993
stipe tapped reem is the goat
>>77937978
teepd for 5 rounds?
>>77937896
He's nice to his fans and doesn't really trash talk much
>>77937939
I don't know, he seems to have a lot now he beat cowboy. But I like his fighting style, his miami hustle videos on youtube are good and he has the personality I can stand. I hate over the top personalities like Mcgregor. He's also quite corny at the same time which is kinda funny, that doesn't bother me.
>>77938000
Masvidal better prep himself for serious damage
>>77938014
how did tyrone survive that?
>>77938000
CTE kick to the head
>>77938021
Horrible reffing, Big John should have stepped in way earlier.
the absolute STATE of this card
Wondermeme is the most overrated fighter I've seen in a while. He's going to get starched, lads. Masvidal is technical and aggressive, Wonderboy has zero chin and is going to be shook after getting dropped and nearly heemed in his last two fights.
>>77938095
>beat drained whittaker
>beat lelenburger
>beat JUSTY hendricks
>beat deleted mcnatty
>get EXPOSED by tyron twice
>>77937855
be sure to listen closely so as to not fuck up as much, and thus getting called out
>>77938081
Marion Reneau is 40 years old, kind of crazy
Also, yeah it's just not a card you can get very excited for. Maybe Struve will have learnt to use his reach and it can make it all worth it
>>77938113
You could tell Rory was taking it easy on him, since he was a friend and Rory was already halfway out the UFC's door. You could just tell Rory didn't want to be there that night.
>>77938144
rory fought as dumb as rumble did against dc, he was doing meme rolls and shit, he didn't want it like you said.
>>77938144
lol
*GADOOOSH*
We doing Invicta picks?
>>77937939
as a fighter he has some really slick accurate striking and probably some of the best defensive movement in the UFC
also he's got this smooth easygoing confidence, he comes off as a real alpha and he does it effortlessly he's not all aggressive and brooding like the diaz bros or over the top like tony or conor.
>>77938081
What on earth is her fucking endgame?
who beats him?
>>77938228
I would heem that midget
>>77938233
Woodley would literally glide over your unconscious corpse as a result of his haymakers
>>77938228
Colby GODvington
>>77938228
Rory of course
Masvidal has a chance and so does Gastelum if his fat ass can get down to 170.
>>77938228
*accidentally knocks you out and takes your belt*
nothing personal kid
>>77938252
hed back up against the fence like a little bitch until he caught this right hook and hit the deck like the nigger he is
>>77938081
it's a great card, better then most, if you pay attention to fighters records and such
>>77938266
He would be a killer in a 165 division
>>77938266
*grabs your chin for being naughty*
>>77938095
Wonderboy stood up to Tyron's blacksplosion that heemed every other WW. Masvidal got dropped by fucking CHIESA lmao
>>77938228
I'd easily heem the little niglet tbqh.
>>77938266
this would be the best timeline
then we can have cowboy/cowboy 2
>>77938274
A lot of guys would be at 165.
>>77938228
There is only one person who can
>>77938228
Actually wait no there is 2 people only
>>77938306
That dude's a 170er?
>>77938228
Kamaru Usman
>>77938322
Yeah why did you think he looks bigger?
Imagine if Wonderboy used this combo on tyron he'd be champ rn
>>77937781
>nice """sport""" you have there
i guess if mayweather had to scrap in real life he'd show his ass and let his bodyguards handle it
>>77938183
i can't do it. im gonna be out. i dont even think i'll be able to watch the fights. the picks only got 4 submissions tho
>>77937958
>irrelevant
>FOTY competitor
>>77938364
I did think he looked bigger desu
In that webm he looks much more like a 170er though
>>77938362
razak > usman
>>77938388
which fight
alright Ladds, who's ready for real butthole hours? unfortunately you can't post about Cyborg or Gabi Garcia on heem at this time
>Conor lands a flush unexpected uppercut on Mayweather, which doesn't even hurt him in the slightest
I told you suckas his power was a meme. MMA fighters all have deleted chins from eating headkicks in sparring, they just fall over when you give them a love tap. That's all McGregor was doing.
>>77938391
>fighter of the year
Gaethje's power is a bit underrated i think
I know he's only had one fight, but he finished MJ ffs. Dude must hit hard and he doesn't stop hitting either
>giv streamable fites
>>77938450
wobbly and tired my man, he for sure almost finished floyd with the body shot
>>77938458
sorry m8 thats already taken
>>77938419
i legit get banned or warned every time i post a pic of Gabi. I dont get it
>>77938458
thought you meant fight of the year
>>77938470
>>77938462
his clinch game is fucking nasty
>>77938471
maybe because she's ugly and has a dirty butt for sure
>>77938478
>w-watsup
>>77938462
I would love to see him continue to succeed in the UFC. MJ/Gaethje is FOTY and I don't see that changing
>>77938180
>>77938510
what does this screencap prove exactly?
>>77938462
>>77938508
gaethje fights like a fucking retard
>>77938518
He's a casual that mocks Schaub when he never saw him fight live.
>>77938510
dude pay attention, the statute of limitations has expired already
>>77938518
That Schaub wasn't in light heavy weight. That's it.
>>77938524
I'll be gone from tomorrow until Monday. Hope you don't miss me too much.
>>77938525
>>77938522
and that is important why?
>>77938521
And yet he's undefeated
>>77938522
>>77938525
for the record Schaub publicly claimed he was dropping to LHW and then just gave up like the bitch he is. So its not unrealistic to claim he had the most pathetic chin at LHW because he claimed it then accomplished literally nothing since then which is pathetic as fuck.
>>77938537
It reminds myself and everyone that someone who is a casual fight fan has no right to criticize a fighter he never saw fight live.
breeno scabies sucks balls, the canniest of cans if I have ever seen one. and don't even get me started on his "wife", bitch takes so much black dick her pussy asks hope solo for beauty tips.
>>77938532
a long weekend at the men's bathhouse?
>>77938537
What CS is trying to do is imply that Schaub haters are casual, no-nothing fans that have no business talking bad about him.
The problem with that is that it's Springs' own fault that he gets trolled into the living death.
>>77938553
Nah
>>77938552
xD upvoted
>>77938532
what are you doing for Labour day weekend? probably going to camp to suck some peeps
>>77938545
that style might work for now, but when he gets to the top 5 guys it wont.
>inb4 alvarez is top 5
>>77938549
Im mean i probably wouldnt remember who the guy was if it wasnt for all the spamming here and the Roy ko so who gives a fuck?
>>77938549
schaub is a literal who in the grand scheme of things, he's only relevant now because he sucks rogans dick.
good for him, but be real for a second, if joe wasn't his friend, he'd be the one fighting rico in glory and that's just straight up fax, feel me?
>>77938581
>he'd be the one fighting rico in glory
OHHHHHHHHHHHH
Who is your favourite referee?
>>77938581
All of Rogan's friends are total success story millionaires like Brian Redban.
>>77938593
the weed one
>>77938597
>mfw floyd didnt even know his name
>>77938606
>>77938567
MJ is a killer, he hangs around the top 5 and had never been TKO'd/KO'd in the UFC
>>77938610
all i see is a pair of fudgepackers
>>77938597
>brandun shwab
>>77938610
his face looks like shit, what happened?
>>77938635
ate too much ass
so who ended up winning Tony or Tiger?
>>77938655
Tony the Tiger
>>77938655
Tony via KO at 0:05 seconds of round 1, fight was close though so a rematch will be booked soon
>>77938545
In his own words, "it's only a matter of time before I get knocked out in the UFC."
>>77938611
20 fucking fights he ain't kill a mother fucker yet, foh, "killer", my ass
>>77938655
Tiger edged a decision, was meant to be facing Kevin Lee but Conors called for him in December as a first title defence
>>77938683
troll
till im in n out of wells fargo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74-GObFM8HI
undeafeated yeah im undefeated
>you know, I dm'ed him my address, like you know, i live in vegas mother fucker we can get it in in my backyard doesnt have to be cameras around you know, walk up on me like that again and we'd have to handle some business, I'm from detroit that shit dont work like that here you know?
*gallops towards you*
Usain bolt with the 100 meter
Mayweather with the right hook
>>77938755
gonna be pretty funny when tony absolutely shuts him down
>>77938758
post your brrrrap folder
Wanna spar, anon?
*throws a hook*
They be looking for me like im waldo
>>77938766
>you know, tony a weird dude, he be hanging with eddie bravo and who the hell knows what they doing you know, he lives in la and he be wearing sunglasses indoors, im not tryna put peoples business out here but you know, they dont wear sunglasses indoor because the sun is bright ill tell you that you know
>>77938797
>>77938777
GADOOOOOOSH
>>77938797
>>77938766
what are these quotes from?
>>77938797
Is he trying to imply that Tony utilizes the mana and chi from the telluric currents to balance his chalkra?
>>77938828
i been watching some of his newer interviews, i think this was from the jew hour. im paraphrasing, dude is funny tho desu.
>>77938833
dude weed
How long until the B sample arrives and proves that Jon Jones is innocent?
>>77938833
Thats what they call kid fucking these days ?
>>77938857
Did you hear DC's MMA Hour interview? The B sample is just extra piss from the same pissing session. Not 2 separate pisses.
>>77938844
i agree
i hate how people hate on him and tony for their trash talk, missing the point that it's great because it's so silly
>>77938857
>still believing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC1QwtI7MG4
really like this video and song
sometimes when I'm bored I make my own but they're not very good
Did you guys see Brendan Schaub's faggot shoes
https://www.instagram.com/p/BYRmkuthUu3/
>>77938864
well that the point retard. it's just to make sure the first part wasn't contaminated some how. why the fuck would they use two different pisses?
4 niggas 4 straps masked up
In an all black caravan
Break my arm If you want but I still got my ears to beat you with
>>77938897
100 more like im farrakhan
creep up on like its pakistan
type a shit to make you feae the man YEAH been the man
You didn't make shit dude
I am making a webm, I will take 2 requests also
Floyd would heem conor in 12 seconds in the octagon
>>77938917
Who didn't make shit?
WHETHER ITS A BOXING RING
WHETHER ITS AN OCTAGON
I KICK ASS
DANA WHITE YOU SHOULDA CAME AND GOT ME
>>77938925
Woodley vs. Condit leg kick tko
From JRE yesterday:
Schaub: Yo that 215 card is looking staaaacked my man...
Joe: Actually I think it's pretty thin
Schaub: Oh for sure they need to do something about it
>>77938962
the liquors callin the shots now boys
>>77938380
Post it up again and I'll save it for goofing
>>77938969
Didn't he say "thin is a understatement"
>>77938973
Thank you
>>77938925
Make this into a webm:
https://twitter.com/FurysFightPicks/status/902221827195506689
>>77938990
Oh yeah he did but the jist is the same, he's always looking to agree with Joe on everything
>>77938997
that's not mma related
>>77939017
you're not mma related
>>77939017
it has an mma fighter so its mma related
>>77938925
Gilbert Melendez and Diego Sanchez wildly swinging at each other. Take your pick, it happens multiple times in their fight.
>Invicta's on Thursday
why
>>77938997
I can't get it small enough hang on
>>77939029
They're everywhere
>>77939040
because wgaf
It will look bad
>>77939040
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE COMMIE SCUM
Tell me your favourite female fighter right now or I'll shoot!
>>77939050
BASED
>>77939062
I like Moroz and bruna ellen
>tfw daydreamed about being a pro fighter all through high school
>>77938988
>>77939040
damn dude. shannon hiding some tiddies underneath those grandma clothes she be wearing. i'd milk those tits
>>77939093
just beat the shit out of poos and mudslimes
do it for the queen
>>77939100
Trip?
>>77939106
kek
>>77939100
man i dont even give a fuck enough to submit my usual 10+ picks
>>77939129
I find I'm submitting less picks these days desu, for some Fight Nights I don't even bother
>>77939059
MOMMY GIV MILKIES
>>77939100
fuck off, furfag tryhard ziltch
>>77939140
yeah i only real submit a good amount of picks for the bigger cards, 215 ill put ina good amount
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iceCTmbdNMM
>>77939176
I just meant the 1 pick
>>77939093
>tfw legitimately boxing a try when I was 18
>tfw got heemed multiple times
>tfw probably have cte and got literally nothing out of the training
Why did I have to be born with this pencil neck and babby chin IT'S NOT FAIR
>>77939140
>>77939193
same desu
>>77939196
you can train your neck you know
>yfw there's a timeline where this flattened floyd
>>77939211
Can I train my babby chin tho
>>77939220
if by chin you mean your ability to take a punch then yeah that's exactly what neck training does
if you mean the bone structure of your jaw and head then no, you will forever be a peanut skulled beta who gets heemed by jabs
>>77939180
Ouch
>>77939220
Anyone have the JRE H-E-E-M copypasta?
>/heem/ hates Schaub now
???
>>77939271
It's just a few vocal people, I think the overwhelming majority appreciates him and his work ethic.
>>77939271
For sure my guy we haven't hated the no talent unfunny fuck the whole time.
Peaches are a beast 100%
Crazy to think RDA was +350 against Pettis
>>77939271
>/nba/ has a schaub OP
>>77939286
lol it's true hahahaha who did this?
>>77939288
coral springs desu haha
>>77939293
No, I'm the person you're replying to. I swear I didn't do this, I don't even watch basketball.
r8 my walkout theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjGZLnja1o8
>>77939286
Look at the complaints, the OP has always mattered
>>77939297
We know it's you
>>77939297
i don't know, i just assumed it was you
>>77939286
kek
It's amazing how a doofus got plucked from obscurity and turned into the most hated man on /sp/ all because of one autist
>>77939313
>mfw Springsperg destroys the only thing he loves
How many more drinks should i have? im at anywhere from 10-16
>mfw could heem every in this thread
>>77939332
Drink yourself to death cletus
>>77939343
delet this
>>77939340
>>77939343
>>77939344
*taps you behind the ear, knocking you out cold*
Heh, nothin personnel kid
>>77939340
thanks my friend, wlll do
>>77939374
>dat subtle rose cameltoe
>>77939374
right desu, nice and soft
>>77939348
Got that pic of tugger and tiger?
>>77939348
So creepy
>>77939389
tugger is tiger
>>77939348
>>77939389
Meant Tony and tugger xP
Imagine getting finished by modern day just came out of retirement Floyd Mayweather
>>77939333
Rogan could probably reach my chin if he had a step stool
>>77939416
Imagine going 30 minutes with a 49-0 fighter in your debut and even winning a round.
>>77939401
>>77939354
got webms of both his KOs?
>>77939419
Imagine thinking that winning a round where the other guy throws six punches in total is an achievement.
>>77939419
>h-he almost won the popular vote
>>77939421
Who would win?
My moneys on el cucumber
>>77939424
Of coursh
WHERE IS SCHAUB'S DICK PIC
>>77939436
Tiger has wrestling
>>77939447
that shove is so savage man. looks like a school yard fight at that point. straight bully tactics
>>77939451
>he didn't get heemd
schaub got cucked
>>77939451
I don't understand how you guys find humor in a hypothetical match up between Tony Ferguson and a baby.
>>77939451
>lands on the bottom
>loses the match
Pssssh, nothing personnel, kid.
>>77939451
unless that nigger tattoo artist is really his father than he sure as hell doesnt have the chin
>>77939469
>getting hit by heavyweights means you have a bad chin
Stop, right now.
>>77939461
how does he generate so much energy in such a short distance
>>77939472
why isn't every hw fight a ko?
>>77939484
Grapplers.
>>77939472
*knocked out by heavyweights
Also just look at the shot he takes here, literal babby chin
>>77939487
a swooping left behind the ear from Rothwell will kill any man.
>>77939486
hunt bigfoot, jds stipe
>>77939447
>>77939493
All have been heem'd
>>77939496
>ko'd by nog = ko'd by hunt
>>77939503
Nog is better than Hunt
>>77939507
Nog is trash
>>77939515
Not at all, his legacy will never be surpassed by Mark Hunt.
>>77939518
>Legacy
>>77939513
>tfw heem is too autistic to do this to spain or schaubfag
>>77939474
Looks like the guys head ricochets off the fence which probably rattled his brain
>>77939518
Big Nog has knocked out three people in thirty four wins. One of them (the only one since 2005) was Brendan Schaub.
Schaub does not have a HW quality chin.
>>77939538
>Schaub does not have a HW quality chin.
Nobody does, every top HW has been KOd. Schaub made the mistake of taking that fight in Brazil like Hendo made the mistake of fighting Vitor in Brazil.
>>77939547
You understand the difference between shuabs chin which gets heemed from a light breeze and hunts chin right
>>77939531
>>77939558
Hunto has one of the greatest chins in MMA, he's an outlier.
>>77939547
>Nobody does, every top HW has been KOd
Only three were ever knocked out by Nog. Nog has the pillowiest of pillowfists.
Schaub's chin is fucking garbage, only fit to catch my cum. No homo.
>>77939567
Nog was juiced to the gills fighting in his home country which basically had no athletic commission. Schaub hates travelling, it was not his night.
Cyborg got cucked
>>77939152
>paigeandrosedothefusiondance.webm
>>77939573
>Nog was juiced to the gills fighting in his home country which basically had no athletic commission.
Pride gave out steroids for free. Still had almost no knockouts.
Ok i asked earlier but then end is nowhere in sight how many more drinks? im at 14-20
>>77939585
Because he was fighting in a time where BJJ was the ruling martial art and he didn't need to KO people.
>>77939589
Did you miss all of his fights that went to decision?
>>77939591
How did he win those fights?
>>77939594
By decision. Except the ones that he lost. Like when he lost to Hendo.
>>77939588
Sounds like you've had enough, anon
>>77939602
By utilizing BJJ to dominate and smother his opponents.
>>77939588
stop bruh
>>77939608
see thats where i disagree, i just drove my car around no problem and i dont feel like vomiting yet, so how many more drinks is enough?
name a cuter fighter
>>77939610
So what you're telling me here is that Schaub was knocked out by a BJJ guy with no striking chops, and yet you think his chin was good?
>>77939626
Dude, shut the fuck up already
>>77939629
About Schaub's cardboard chin? Never.
>>77939626
He was KO'd by a guy that finally had to strike because BJJ was off the table. That guy was also fighting in his hometown. Schaub's chin is just fine, getting KO'd at heavyweight does not mean you have a glass chin. Schaub and many heavyweights would eat shots from people of all lower weight classes.
https://twitter.com/NakedGambling/status/902988469634568194
Savage
I'll miss you guys, see you all on Monday. Have a good Labor day weekend.
>>77939617
im gonna have one more drink
>>77939638
>Schaub's chin is just fine, getting KO'd at heavyweight does not mean you have a glass chin.
Going 2-4 in your last six in your prime and getting knocked out three times in that span means you have a glass chin.
>>77939642
have fun playing butt pirates out on the gulf with your buddies
>>77939639
lmao so hard
Reem bless lads, good night
>>77939429
conor tried to teleport behind him and got punched instead
>>77939658
Travis couldn't handle these hands now
>>77939688
That's because Schaub is still on the gas.
Sadly, it doesn't help your chin.
>>77939697
Steroids help your chin plenty senpai
Just ask bigfoot silva
>>77939690
You think it'll be a decent card? Haven't heard of a lot of these chicks
>>77939707
Bigfoot has actual hormone issues from gigantism. Schaub does not, he just deleted his chin from all the concussions he took in football training.
When will the UFC start a Knightweight division?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlCQ2pBob5Q
>>77939711
lots of chicks make their debut in Invicta so if you only go off of name recognition you'll never really enjoy an Invicta card. You gotta just enjoy it for the spicy scraps that they are. Some chicks are distinctly better than the competition and they end up going to the UFC but if you dont enjoy no name scraps with a few snoozers in between then Invicta isn't for you
>>77939731
me vs woodley and the coon would be dead inside 40 seconds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0BZNVBjLdc
FRESH FIRAS ANALYSIS OF MAYMAC
>>77939748
That card from January still might be the best MMA show of the year
>>77939731
They need to start a FightPass show for this shit
How many drinks is too many?
>>77939788
depends if you're a manlet/fatass
>>77939791
im 6 foot 148, but drink on the regular
>>77939788
6 scoops
>>77939802
https://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/caldrunk.htm
Take it with a grain of salt
>>77939804
and what is the conversion of scoops to beers
>>77939788
30 drinks a day minimum
>>77939804
Five scoops.
>>77939810
i slightly below the level of losing consciousness, so i guess i have to keep going
>>77939827
Alcohol is such a pleb tier drug, do something better puss.
>>77939827
No one cares you attention whoring faggot
succ
>>77939902
>>77939892
samefag have fun killing your braincells with dope you stupid aussie fuck
>>77939419
>Imagine going 30 minutes with a 49-0 fighter in your debut and even winning a round.
>winning a round
Everyone knows what Mayweather was doing for the first few rounds. You know, too.
Conor didn't earn any rounds, he got only what Wifebeater gave him.
It was embarrassing, tBh.
Joe, I have a REALLY big cock
Say it with me: current UFC light heavyweight champion Daniel Cormier
>>77939949
The natty GOAT
5 words or less on this man.
Go!
>>77939964
giant faggot who likes dicks
>>77939658
underrated meme
>>77939964
He shouldn't be fighting Hendricks
The King speaks
*moves into North South*
*shoves my balls onto your face*
>>77939984
>yfw only 4 undisputed defending champs
>>77939964
lit ter all y who?
>>77939949
Check the record, bud. Jones hasn't been stripped and the last time this happened the UFC had a fight for a vacant belt to decide the new champion.
>>77940000
you are a huge casual
>>77939984
amanda got her belt 21 days before Tyron but has 2 less defences than him
bisping has had his belt for 1 month longer than Tyron but he has 2 less defenses and 0 defenses against ranked opponents
>>77939926
Heem yourself my man
>>77939999
I will never pass on a chance to post this webm
>>77939984
>Michael Bisping has more title defenses than Luke Rockhold
>>77939999
>9999
checked. its 5 tho
>stipe
>tyron
>dj
>amanda
>joanna
>>77940017
>the number of defenses matters
>>77940018
caught you, you fukcing liar it was me all along
>>77940023
>Michael Bisping has no defenses against ranked opponents
>he called out a retired old man and would have lost if the judges didn't gift him a decision
>>77939992
fuck Conor, you embarrassed yourself and the entire sport of MMA.
you shat the bed.
you shat the bed badly.
you fucked your reputation, too. if anyone loses to you in MMA everyone will know it is because they were shit, not because you were great. you have a shit ground but that didn't matter to us before because we all thought you were a killer boxer, but you're not, you're shit. the manlets you beat were just worse, and mush smaller.
all any of us want to do is forget the Mayweather disaster ever happened.
please just fuck off and go under the radar for a few months until you're ready to defend your fucking belt. why do you even have a belt? 2 real fights in 2 years. fuck that
>>77939992
all he needed was 30 bananas
>>77940030
amanda can fuck off
>>77940033
t. mandrama loser
>>77940002
When was that? I have a hard time believing they wouldn't give Cormier his title back
>>77940030
>implying amanda wont pull out with a stuffy nose again
>>77939992
>Please buy my whiskey you guys
>>77939984
11 beltholders
6 champs.
Sad.
>>77940049
>>77940056
>beat the undisputed champ to get the belt
then
>beat the GOAT of the division in a first round murdering
how is she not an undisputed and defending champ?
>>77940045
You know he won't read this right?
>>77939992
>we were just trying to get to 12 rounds
>we didn't want to get a knockout, we weren't even trying to get a knockout
>>77940072
I could heem ronda and holly at the same time while also doing some unmentionable things, so what the fuck is your point?
>>77940033
>>the number of defenses matters
It's literally the only thing that matters.
>>77940079
no one can take that left hand shot
>>77940079
what a cocky motherfucker!
>>77940087
youre not a 135lb woman so what is your point?
>>77940072
>pulling out because of a stuffy nose
>obvious bulldyke roider
>shilling this gay bs to kids on tv
yeah, fuck her
>>77940091
>he cares more about the number of defenses a champion has than if their fights are good
see the attached webm of the entirety of Woodley-Thompson 2.
>>77940091
Demetrious "the irrelevant manlet" johnson disagrees my man
if you need a laff, check out these heem predictions of 2017 champs from 2015
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/62563981/#62565672
>>77940103
you know, i dont really remember what my original point was
>>77940105
but she literally has defeated the previous undisputed champ, then defended her belt
that's the very definition of undisputed and defending?
>>77940099
I mean Mayweather in the webm btw, not Goobs stupid social media post.
>>77940109
>>he cares more about the number of defenses a champion has than if their fights are good
"good fights" are what casual look for because you're in it for the entertainment.
>>77940053
Barnett-Couture UFC 36. Barnett popped in the post-fight drug test.
>>77940053
It'll be Gus vs DC 2 for the vacant LHW belt
>>77940138
>I'm such a hardcore fan that I want to watch bad fights on purpose.
>>77940119
she ducked my girl val
>>77940138
Isn't it funny that most of Woodley's 'good fights' he's been on the losing end?
Marquardt, MacDonald etc
>>77940150
You mean notime vs Gustaffson after he boops dcs already deleted chin into the shadow realm right
>>77940153
of course
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI2WwVkWZEQ
>>77940142
Also Sean Sherk-KenFlo, now that I think about it.
>>77940173
No, it'll be DC vs Gus
>>77940002
Couture refused to accept the belt. I believe it was offered to him.
>>77940169
same with pissping
>aussies
>cant handle liquor
im on 17-22 drinks and still going strong faggots
>>77940190
Apart from Hendo 2, Silva and Rivera, I'd agree with you
>>77940202
Still no one cares buddeh
Are you 15?
>Just coming back around after a whirlwind couple of days.
Thank you to all the fans for the support of the fight and the event! Without your support we as fighters are nothing so I thank you all!
Thank you to my team of coaches and training partners!
I had an amazing team and It truly was an amazing and enjoyable camp, and honestly I feel with just a little change in certain areas of the prep, we could have built the engine for 12 full rounds under stress, and got the better result on the night.
Getting to 12 rounds alone in practice was always the challenge in this camp. We started slowly getting to the 12 and decreasing the stress in the rounds the closer it got to 12. I think for the time we had, 10 weeks in camp, it had to be done this way. If I began with a loaded 12 rounds under much stress I would have only hit a brick wall and lost progress as a result and potentially not made the fight. A little more time and we could have made the 12 cleanly, while under more stress, and made it thru the later rounds in the actual fight. I feel every decision we made at each given time was the correct decision, and I am proud of everyone of my team for what we done in the short time that we done it.
30 minutes was the longest I have fought in a ring or cage or anywhere. Surpassing my previous time of 25 minutes. I am happy for the experience and happy to all take these great lessons with me and implement them into my camp going forward.
Another day another lesson!
Congrats to Floyd on a well fought match. Very experienced and methodical in his work. I wish him well in retirement. He is a heck of a boxer. His experience, his patience and his endurance won him this fight hands down. I always told him he was not a fighter but a boxer. But sharing the ring with him he is certainly a solid fighter. Strong in the clinch. Great understanding of frames and head position. He has some very strong tools he could bring into an MMA game for sure.
>>77940210
>le hometown decision face
>>77940224
>Not bringing a boxing coach into my camp was 100% the correct decision. Having nobody in my corner who had ever been involved with a boxing match? 100% the right way to do things.
>>77940228
?
Why are you obsessed with Bisping lol
>>77940251
>for sure let me just spar with a 12-12 mma can and my fake bjj coach. it was just fatigue my guy
>>77940251
eh the shots they planned for landed, he could have worked on his fom a bit to increase power tho
he's right though 10 weeks is short for this big a fight, look how much time canelo vs ggg got
>For sure man so I'm walking backstage and Nate Diaz comes up to me
>So I'm like hey Nate brother what is up my man and he's like OHH HELL NO DONT YOU LOOK STUPID NOW?
>I'm like NATE what are you DOING? Haha you got a problem?
>Nate's like yeah you're a bitch
>I'm like YEAH WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? FUCK YOU NATE! ILL FUCK YOU UP!
>He's scared as fuck my man and then the showtime guys are like wow who is that guy he is an idiot not like you Brendan Schaub you're a beast my man 100%
>Then he just ran away like a pussy
>Haha but I love Nate though man I respect him a lot Nate's my boy hey Nate love ya brother
>>77940333
>Haha but I love Nate though man I respect him a lot Nate's my boy hey Nate love ya brother
kek
>people think josé aldo was ever good
Top kek
Literal definition of a can crusher
>>77940283
10 weeks
30 million
What does that hash out to, 400k a day?
>>77940441
Dilly, Joanna, Mighty Meme. Am I missing anyone?
>>77940456
Anderson Silva
>>77940471
I just watched it ten times and I can't see him.
>>77940456
Bruce's reaction is bretty gud
Lads I'm going to have my first fight soon, but my problem is I'm five foot eleven and a half inches. I'm only 6' If my hair is messy or I'm wearing shoes. They asked for my height but there's only three boxes so do I go 5'11 or 6'00?
>>77940598
6'2.
>>77940598
If you're 5'11 you have literally no reason not be a heavyweight, become the next mark hunt kid
None of that half inch bullshit btw, sure fire sign you're insecure about your height
>ywn suck on holly's nasty roid clit after she rides jon to completion
Why even live
Self-belief is a dangerous thing.
>>77940630
dude tattoos lmao
>>77940683
Do you know of Roy nelson's bjj ground game?
I thought he was a Kung Fu fighter
>>77938379
He only scraps with little tiny women in real life
>>77940790
What, if anything surprised you about that?
>>77940754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dj5xMeXybs
I just watched Roy Nelson beat Frank Mir in submission only grappling and I still don't believe it happened.
>>77940816
>>77939658
>two_nonwhites.jpg
>>77939788
when you feel like you drank too many. Counting drinks is for homos
>>77940666
kek
>>77941000
more felicia
>>77941065
She's very elusive.
>>77941101
nm just found her old photobucket
time to fap
>>77941177
jacksonwink' camp are a bunch of roiders
>>77941237
True.
PUT EM UP BUDDEH!
WHO IS YOUR FAVOURITE MIDDLEWEIGHT CHAMPION
AND BELIEVE YOU ME YOU BETTER ANSWER CORRECTLY BUDDEH
>>77941295
Wow that's my butt twin. I even have the same marks as her.
>>77941453
Post butt.
>>77941450
bisping should go into comedy. he's a fighter but he's a funny lad doesn't really fit into the tough guy role.
>>77941450
Hendo, of course.
Is there anyone who could beat Joanna Champ?
Number 1 contender is Claudia and she's lost twice, we don't need a trilogy.
Karolina failed, and she also lost to Claudia, which doesn't win her any points imo.
Rose is up next, but right now she's too young and inexperienced. She could win in an upset, but she'd lose it the very next fight against Claudia probably.
The only real threats are Nunes and Valentina but Joanna is a natural 115 and I don't think anyone could win at her weight.
>>77941607
Rose will unironically beat her
>>77941607
>and she's lost twice
She was robbed the first time and she could have taken the second if she spaced out her takedowns some in the first two rounds.
>>77941652
I don't really care if I'm honest, she's too ugly to be a champion. Imagine someone that ugly was representing the UFC...
>>77941680
>>77941680
Imagine.
>>77941607
Gadelha is the only one that's even remotely close in terms of skill and she faded horribly over the 5 round distance. JJ can probably cruise for as long as she wants
https://youtu.be/BHWcMVQGxD0
>>77941719
Looks like a normal Brazilian to me. Don't forget Nunes doesn't go round claiming she's pretty like Gadelha does. It's just embarrassing.
>>77941742
I guess that's the problem with having three weight divisions for literally 5 good fighters. Belts mean shit these days.
>>77941607
>we don't need a trilogy
Yeah we do
>>77941758
>>77941772
I think you might be blind from all that fish and chips, my dude.
>>77941758
why did dana fire stich again i remember something vaguely about something he said
>>77941846
He complained about how he was losing money from the Reebok deal.
>>77941680
Fuck you
>>77941873
>giving your friend a concussion as a prank
Tip top kek
>>77941873
>equal_right.webm
back to red pill, neckbeard.
>>77942030
Yes, right on the chin of someone that wasn't expecting it so wasn't tensing his jaw, almost certainly concussed
Idgaf either way buddeh
is that Rose punching the guy btw
>>77942098
What? I didn't post anything, don't be silly.
Yes it's Rose.
>>77942003
Did you not notice that she threw an overhand right?
>>77941949
>friend
>>77942147
I don't wanna see that shit anon cmon
>>77942147
If Pat had been in her corner, would she have beaten Kookers?
Connor puzzy got rekt didn't he? Lol
>beating each other like chimps is a sport
Lol. Why isn't this shit on /asp/?
>>77942207
>>77942235
This is the spammer
>>77942207
Back to the designated shitting street pajeet, your mediocre insults aren't welcome on /heem/
>>77942200
I dunno man, he seems like such a doofus that I wonder how much good he really does. Rose seemed lost in the clinch and it looked like more of a preparation issue to me
>>77942235
>>77942207
Are you just mad because like in all sports, Australia has more talented athletes than India?
>>77942147
stop
>>77942262
She was lost in the clinch, but she kept going back in there like she was trying to prove something to herself. I feel like Pat maybe could have pulled her back and kept the fight at range in r3 at least.
>>77942262
are they still together?
>>77942291
They broke up for a bit because Pat fell off the wagon but they're back together now.
>>77942289
Could be. It's still the Joanna Jedjjjkkdjrkjrjksfkjfjtfk show but Rose has improved a lot, if she hangs around long enough she could end up with a fluke title run
>>77942329
Fuckkkkk I know my chances go from 0.0001% to 0% but now I can't even have this fantasy where she sits on my face.
>>77942370
I don't know why people dislike Tecia. She's a qt patootie.
>>77942397
Your imagination is your own anon, pat can't stop rose sitting on your face in your dreams
>>77942404
Her ego is bigger than Mayweather's.
How many bongs till Invicta?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqfV4N0nbTg
This is technically /heem/ related I swear.
>>77942719
what show is that actually?
>>77942749
Vivid Strike
My favorite fight of all time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83HWYYA8qAw
Can't wait for Literally Who: The Card on saturday my men
>>77942806
Namajunas v Zant *is* extremely easy to masturbate to tbqhwyf
>>77942832
>>77942769
is it a boxing show? I need more combat sports anime in my life. All we have is Ippo and Baki The Grappler
>>77942936
Magical girl martial arts. not boxing per se.
>>77942207
>>77942936
Wait, you haven't tried Ashita no Joe?
It's pretty good.
>>77942985
>>77943001
thanks for the tips Lads, when do I get my Teppu anime adaptation?
>>77938777
Watching his fights is the funniest shit at how bad he is
He rolls around like a 5 yr old retard and has zero accuracy to his punches