/heem/

Say his name.

>>77943200
Jose Aldo Junior

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aldo is actually pathetic

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https://twitter.com/jedigoodman/status/903134599244427265
>From WON, from their sources, early indications are that #maymac did not beat May/Pac's 4.6m North American figure.

ayyy lmao!

I was enjoying our civil conversation about female MMA in the other thread. Pretty cosy but the spammer will be here any time now.

>>77943373
i get instant diarrhea just looking at that picture

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Hehehehehe xd

>>77943373
>aldo is actually pathetic
You don't even have a right to talk about him so fuck off

>>77943373
>sliced jalepeno
How else are you supposed to put them in a sandwich? Hate that bitch Rogan.

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for the anon asking the Rogan heem copy pasta

search the archive with this image,I dont know how to do it

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>>77943426
>tfw Shevchenko is going to get a TKO in r5

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>*admires your flim-flam*

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How do I achieve this heroin chic look?

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>>77943497

based val 5 ever

>>77943504
holy shit this guy is 5'5 ahhaahhahaha

>>77943521
Best timeline:
>Valentina beats Nunes
>Joanna comes up to 135 and beats Valentina
>holds two belts simultaneously
>Dana introduces flyweight division
>Joanna fights JoJo for inaugural flyweight belt
>Joanna is first fighter in history to hold three belts simultaneously

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>>77943572

>Joanna beats Valentina

You know Val has beaten her 3 times in muay thai right my guy?

>>77943510
Mortals can never achieve mcgregors physical appearance ever

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>>77943572
Inaugural flyweight belt is gonna go to the TUF winner
Calderwood will never see a title shot

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>>77943592
Who would win the rematch - McGregor or Holloway ?

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>>77943611
>tfw ywn dress Joanna up like a slutty goth cheerleader before facefucking her into unconsciousness

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>I would have won if I fought differently and did things that caused me to win the fight rather than lose it

>>77943622
I can see the point you're trying to make Poland, and I'd say Gooby. But this is completely different

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>>77943622
Max would tko him in the 4th

>>77943592
And Mayweather beat Conor in a boxing match so what. This is a mixed martial arts contest.

>>77943611
why is she so silly

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>>77943658

Yes and Valentina is better on the ground as well as the feet. She could win anywhere.

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if you cant tell that this punch didnt have much power when it landed on this chin youre not allowed to express your opinion

>>77943656
maia doesn't get the credit he deserves.

he wants the belts but doens't wanna hurt anyone in the process

>"My favorite technique is to submit my opponent without him hurting me or me hurting him."
- Demian "The Backpack" Maia

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>>77943682
What are you talking about that clearly landed flush on his chest.

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>oh so you a wrestler now

>>77943682
I feel like any respectable boxer would have hurt Mayweather with a similar uppercut

>>77943675
We'll see about that buddy. Velentina has a good chance at 135 but she won't get the belt off her at 115.

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>oh so you a boxer now

>>77943705
>>77943699
it was an "arm" punch, power didn't come from the body but simply the arms.

i'd rather take one of these punches from mike tyson than a body punch from my grandmother

>>77943709

You said

>>Joanna comes up to 135 and beats Valentina

so I have no idea why you're talking about 115 guy.

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Dana is gonna fucking give Conor to Nate next isn't he

Wonder how that'll go down

feel like watching a joanna j fight

what's her most entertaining one?

>>77943724
At the same time, watching this I felt like if Canelo tried to brawl against this Mayweather rather than trying to outbox him like he did last time, Mayweather would clearly lose a decision.

He's lost a step. Father Time is undefeated, but Mayweather can duck with the best of them.

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>>77943756

When she literally beats the ugly out of Penne

>>77943755
UFC lightweight division is an absolute clusterfuck right now, what do you expect Dana to do?

Champion is out in another sport
#1 Contender is dead from trying to cut 50 pounds in two days
Two guys are out doing reality tv
Another one is injured
A guy ranked #7 gets an interim title shot because nobody else is available

You really expect Conor to come back and fight some nobody (Lee) for the belt? Even if Ferguson wins he needs to fight Khabib to prove himself, cus beating Lee means absolute shit.

>>77943822
#1 contender is doing fine, railing tugger as we speak

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>>77943822
>thinking Conor will EVER defend a title
wew

i'd love to see conor jab the shit out of nate for 5 rounds in the rubber match

>>77943875
Why do you hate him so much ?

https://twitter.com/JonnyBones/status/903249053508558848
>My life is Yours, let Your will be done.

Why must God test Jones so much?

>>77943900
Already explained 100 times that I don't hate him. His thing is that he has nothing to lose in his fights. If he defends a title that won't be the case.

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>>77943927
Keep justifying yourself on a anonymous Iranian bird watching forum, or are you doing it just for your peace of mind?

>>77943918
unhinged

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Get really annoyed when people insult Jose Aldo

>>77943766
He retired at the right time, but yeah, regarding McConor, he would have won even at 50 years of age, I feel like.

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>>77943918

Good job he tweeted that otherwise God might not have known

>>77943986
why do you fanboy this dude?

>>77943963
CORN NUTS CORN TO THE CORE, THE OFFICIAL CORN SNACK OF THE U F C

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>>77944004
why do you fanboy whoever your boys are?

>>77943918
>i only care about god in hard times
its almost like he tweeted this as a joke

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Why was Mickey so afraid to throw leather with CM Punk?

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>>77944017
all times are hard times when you are a perpetual fuck up like Jon

>>77944004
>>77944004
Also you didn't ask but yeah, it annoys me because he seems like a good guy and he deserves more respect, he knows that words speak louder than actions so he's talking smack about mcgregor (who sucks btw) and now he's the bad guy

>>77944109
there's a difference between prefight trash talk and out of competition insults

>>77943918
Book of Jones, in the leviathan of consumerism

powerful

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/HEEM/ PREDICTS UFC FIGHT NIGHT 115

Alexander Volkov vs. Stefan Struve
Marion Reneau vs. Talita de Oliveira
Siyar Bahadurzada vs. Rob Wilkinson
Leon Edwards vs. Bryan Barberena

Do fighters get tested for AIDS?

What if they exchange blood during a fight and someone is HIV positive?

>>77944230
AIDS, HIV, hepatitis and a few other things are all tested for before each fight. It's 90% of the medicals.

>>77944230
they just drop in weight class

>>77944216
You realize people are just gonna guess cuz nobody knows half of these names? Not even Rogan could recall who they were.

>>77944230
yes they're certainly not testing for brain damage

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>>77944171
He's just trying to get a rematch, anyone would be desperate for a rematch if they got 13 seconded. Also Conor does loads of out of fight trash talk, like when he talked about Max saying Max wasn't the real champion because he beat him years ago. Show respect you know full well you have no intention of fighting him again say good job you did what I did without the push from the ufc and the one punch knockout power.

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>>77944216
Stefan Struve
Marion Reneau
Rob Wilkinson
Leon Edwards

This is going to be the one I finally get right

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6 ft 7 Volkov vs 7ft Struve

Is this the tallest fight in UFC history?

>>77944455
Who are your boys?

>>77944055
Man, imagine if Punk had thrown a cheeky knee and KO'd Gall right there.

>>77944455
struve fought travis browne

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>>77943200
Conan "Miracle-working plumber-pear gypsum" Memegegor

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>>77943200

Bernie Swob?

>>77943986
Yes same, I tell everyone who insults Jose to kys

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Who is your favorite non roided undisputed champion

I've thought that whenever somebody's badly trying to avoid a take down. James Toney when he was up against Couture, Tyron when he fought Maia...

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>>77944577

Wonder who made that shitty avatar for bisping, maybe it was his son or something when he was 7 years old

>>77944469
Maia, Gaethje and Werdoooom

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>>77944577
Joanna Violence, of course!

>>77944563
Might be a bit much lad..

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Isn't it crazy that a guy ranked top 5 was in the Prelims at 205?

>>77944670
205 was crazy stacked. We'll never see something that ridiculously hype again after it didn't outsell 202.

Next Conor card (if there is one) is going to look like Ronda v Betch all over again.

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>>77944670
TIRAMISU
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>>77944726
200 would probably have been the biggest card in history and for the next decade

DC vs Jones
McGregor vs RDA
Hunt vs Lesnar
Aldo vs Edgar
Tate vs Nunes

>>77944857
I think they only started seriously negotiating with Lesnar when they realised that they were putting all their eggs in one basket with Conor/Nate and pulled it to put it on 202, but that's absolutely true.

>>77944857

Reminder that Conor didn't fight on 200 because he was being a faggot about not wanting to do the media for it, thinking he was too special.

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>>77943373
>sliced jalenenos
>sour kraut
Every time

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>>77944927
it was punished mode Conor

this is his face in the interviw with the money channel lady

Holy shit he makes Schaub look small

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Al3DG9aMDk0

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>>77945043
More importantly, what the fuck are those?

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Who's your favorite female fighter?

>>77945126
Not sure if short arms or just chubby.

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>>77945126

>>77945211
I've jerked off to trannies that look exactly like her.

>>77945218
floyd would beat connor in mma

its not like he can take him down lmao

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>>77945188
You know exactly what her deal is.

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>>77945227
beat it nerd

>>77945260
Oh, hey, I fingered that girl in a Sydney nightclub toilet once.

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>>77945211
Literally who

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>>77945126

>>77944927
the funnier thing is that conor said the two guys that beat him wouldn't be able to go toe to toe with him now because having to do media makes this a "whole nother game"

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>>77945211
I've seen better trannies tbqh

>>77945307
PHONEY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Npfa4i8ws5M

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Guys I asked for the best Joanna J fight and you told me to watch the Penne one.

It was the most one sided fight I've ever seen.

Please give me that has action but isn't just JJ vs a punch bag.

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>>77945467
>you develop an accent when you live abroad
whoa hold the presses

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>>77945488
>isn't just JJ vs a punch bag.
Don't watch Andrade/Karolina/Esparza, then.

Claudia 1 and 2 are as close as you're getting to a competitive fight, and I think Claudia won the first one.

>>77945218
Remember when boxers (I'm pretending that's what McGregor is and it doesn't start and stop with this fight either) hated each other and it wasn't just a meme for the cameras and (((gold))).
It's so manufactured and blatant I half expect to hear breaking glass and see Stone Cold come out with a steel chair by round 8. They never come anywhere close to hating each other and the press conferences are so manufactured I wouldn't be surprised if there was a contract between the two specifically for who gets to say and do what in them.
Obviously you're not supposed to like who you're fighting, but to act like you genuinely want to wear their skin and eat their children before the fight and then start rimming them immediately afterwards is fucking ridiculous. This isn't just McGregor and Mayweather circus either, it's constant. Back before boxing turning into a subsidiary of WWE there might be a begrudging respect between boxers who didn't like each other because at least they gave their all. Now you don't even have that, you have two people who knew nothing about each other before the fight is confirmed, both act like the other is more hateable than Chairman Pol Pot Stalin, and then the day after the fight one of them is talking about how the other is going to be godfather to his kids and the other is talking about how he's going to be the best man at his wedding.
If Vince McMahon doesn't have some element of creative control in boxing I'll be amazed. The entire thing is one big unfunny joke.

>champion of mma ufc
>mixed martial arts
>mixed
>lost to a midget boxer who can't even read
:-O
??

Is cruz fighting cody tj winner

>>77945467
>>77945535
Why do people inherit the accent of their peers and not their parents?

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>TKO'd by Floyd
>ducking contenders
>calling out 11 loss fighters

is there anything he can't do?

>muh mma we dont fight with fat gloves our jaw can take few hits la
>lost to FM (who's known to win by UD) by tko
>"notorious puzzy"
when will heem ever recover?

>>77945568
This desu

>>77944055
Yno what

If I'm gonna be in some fucking circus fight like that... I would do the exact same.

Who the fuck knows... maybe he comes out and cracks you with something you don't see and you go down and then it's over. How fucking embarrassing would that be? I can't even imagine being the dude CM Punk, Punk'd on his debut. Fuck me. I shiver at the mere thought.

>>77944367
You can't upload to this board if it has audio fyi

>>77945535
>>77945635
get real buddy, she's putting it on. ask anyone who's lived abroad for even 50 years, your native tongue stays the same except for some tiny changes.

there's no way you're from arizona and after 2 months in brazil you turn into renato larange

>>77945631
MM might move up to 135 and challenge the winner once he breaks the stupid record he's so fixated on. He's talked about challenging the bantamweight champ before.

>>77945624
anyone who replies to this fell for the troll

Hey guys, do you like Big Brown?

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>>77945467
>this is a 10/10 on /heem/

>>77945769

just you then faggot

>>77945769
anyone you say

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>>77945757
Say that to her face, fucker, not online, and see what she does to you.

>>77943373
,sunny side up,

>>77945757
My brother lived in australia for 4 years and picked up a slight accent but he moved back and now it's gone.

>>77945811
>>77945813
sorry buds i wanted to tell him we're too smart for his bait

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>>77943700
>>77943714

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no reel fite fans in india, fact

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>>77945488
>pic

>>77945758
He already did

>>77945860
yeah that's normal travelling between anglo countries. i was living in scotland for just a couple of years and when i came back people pointed out i was pronouncing some words funny.

but there's no way you're gonna mess up your grammar and forget words. she sounds like a first year english student.

>>77945467
Schaub: didn't deliver on his Conor going 12 rounds promise
Schaub: didn't delivery on his Conor will win multiple rounds pormise
people will defend this.

>>77944186
>>77943918
Job Jones

>>77945967
Didn't deliver on his dick pic promise.

>>77945953
She spoke nothing but Portugaysa for like five years.

>>77945963
lol he shouldn't overvalue himself conor can still draw huge against guys who will fight for a fraction of at least $20,000,000

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>>77945942

Cheeky Sanjay, what is he like

>>77945942
indians are something else

>>77946020
The difference between Conor fighting Nate and Conor fighting anyone else on a stacked as fuck card is negative three hundred thousand PPV buys. Pay the man.

>>77946020
he thinks Conor won't take a fight with anyone but him (since technically it's the easiest fight at 155)

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What did DC mean by this

>>77945963
that's the only way to deal with dana's lowballs

>>77943572
Best timeline:
>Wmma gets deleted and replaced with ultimate submission

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>>77946087
MOMMY I WANT MILK MILK

>>77945963
I hope Dana doesn't cave to that bum's demands

>>77944109
He's a faggot that deserved to have his legacy tarnished

>>77946122
he will if Conor pressures him

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Could anyone in the UFC have beaten Mayweather in a boxing match on Saturday?

If the answer is no, go up a weight division until you find someone that could KO him.

what are some moral winners like Mark Hunt, Daniel Cormier and Connor McGregor?

>>77946238
Masvidal, Nick, Gus if we have to go that far.

>>77946238
I feel like Paulie is never going to be vindicated despite predicting the fight to a tee. Feels bad, man.

Anyway, Masvidal or Rory or Lawler could probably take it, but only by virtue of being fucking enormous compared to Mayweather.

>>77946238
mighty mouse

>not even joking

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>>77946272

>>77946280
>>77946282
Come on I'm sure there's someone in lightweight with a strong punch.

Also is there any doubt that Woodley would be a one round fight?

>>77946319
see>>77946294

>>77946049
but that would mean literally giving all of that ppv buy money to nate lol

>>77946294
Mighty Meme's striking is probably the weakest part of his game tbqh.

>>77946319
If Woodley managed to touch him he we'd be watching a snuff film, but he wouldn't manage to touch him.

>>77946319
>boxing match

floyd can ran around and shove his ass into his opponents dick and win the round so a "strong punch" isn't enough

>>77946371
>but he wouldn't manage to touch him.
oh i disagree my guy. woodley would punch right through those brittle hands.

if conor started living modestly he wouldn't have to get CTE

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>>77943200
World Champ

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>>77946405
Mayweather wouldn't be standing directly in front of Woodley waiting for him to boop, though.

>>77946445
It's a unique position to be in at age 29 as a human cock fighter.

>>77946464
Come on man, you can't literally bob and weave the entire fight.

When the hell will 1st ep of tuf 26 be uploaded. Not on fightpass and cant find it online.

>>77946464
Floyd loves to be hit though

>>77946510
floyd ""bobbed and weaved"" for 8 rounds straight before he came forward after conor gassed

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I'm glad manlet fight is over and we can go back to real weight divisions.

Welterweight and above, everything below is decisionweight and should be ignored.

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>>77946510
IDK, look what happened last time he fought a guy who regularly weighs in over 170.

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>>77946461
>extinguishes your fire

>>77946552
perry is a manlet

>>77946552
>>77946576
he also has no head movement and has taken an ungodly amount of punishment for his age

>>77946576
>>77946590


perry is a heemlet

>>77946598
he's a hothead who trains at a literal UFC gym in WINTER SPRINGS FLORIDA, he gets frustrated too easily

>>77946550
Conor hit him, just not hard enough because he doesn't know how to get momentum and torque behind him punches. He hits like a rabbit.

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>>77946598
>>77946576
perry in a helmet

>>77946569
That would piss me off so much I'd probably bite his ear off or something.

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when will they learn?

Why isn't Calendar taking picks anymorw, I'm not giving the loser spammer any (You)'s

>>77946623
>Conor hit him
He never hit him cleanly, Floyd kept turning around.
>He hits like a rabbit.
go back to /box/
>>>/asp/

take the gloves off

>>77946676
He definitely did hit him scroll up and watch the WebMs

>>77946692
>never landed any punches
>definitely hit him
you're losing your grasp

is anyone here buying ufc 215?

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>>77946758
Christ no, that card is garbage.

Although to be fair the closest I've gotten to spending money on a UFC card is buying drinks at the pub during MayMac.

>>77946758
Did Dana put this card along with the upcoming Fight Night after MayMac because he knew that McGregor would lose and there will be less people interested?

>>77946664
he never was unconscious

>>77946844
he doesn't give a shit about canada
they don't even get GSP's return

>>77946758
Redpill me on buying PPVs. Why not just buy fightpass instead?

>>77947218
Because the PPV isn't on fight pass for a month or so.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_X3tN98R-iU

prepare to get pumped for this weekend's card

>>77947218
Fight Pass doesn't have PPVs until a month or two after the PPV

>>77947242
>>77947272
Ah, just when I was considering buying FightPass™

It's back2torrents for me

>>77947309
especially when their service sucks

>>77947309
Fightpass gets you access to stuff like Invicta though.

It's legitimately good value for money if you like watching fites imo.

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>the view behind Francis Ngannou

>>77947309
>pay $100 for the ppv through ufc.tv
>it fails
lol

How much of a chinlet is Aldo to get ko'd by McGregor so fast?

>>77947428
Master of Science in Chinlet

>>77947428
Aldo was just pulling guard until BJM decided to throw an illegal knee.

fights are pretty boring i'm only watching highlights from now.

>>77947591
biggest brain in the thread

So everyone from SBG is a hack, yes?

>>77947591
I've only watched one fight live in the past couple of years but I post here all of the time lol.

>>77947637
With Aisling Daly gone yes.

>>77946464
me on the left

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>>77946758
>Mighty Mouse is the worst draw in the company
>Have him headline the first ppv after May/Mac knowing full well the numbers will be shit

>>77946673
Picks are picks lol get over it

>>77947706
hopefully amanda's chronic sinusitis doesn't flare up again

>>77943695
>My favorite technique is to submit my opponent without him hurting me or me hurting him
*neck cranks a dude till he's oozing blood like a smashed tomato*

>>77943724
This. It was a rushed one.

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has Springsperg left for his gay sex tourism long weekend yet?

What happened on the first episode of TUF? Was there any fights? I wanna watch it but I can't watch that shitty over dramatized reality TV

>>77947759
Lol so obvious she was about to piss hot

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>>77947817
Lets find out

>>77947824
I got drunk and stopped giving a shit half way through and watched some trailer park boys isntead

>>77947652
>I've only watched one fight live in the past couple of years but I post here all of the time lol.
same my guy. DC vs Jones.

the rest i download the day after and skip through them for any highlights based on crowd reactions.

>>77947824
Roxy v Some Black Lady.

>>77947885
>>77947652
Casuals that make highlights don't satisfy my autism on stance changes, trashtalk inside the cage, commentary, grappling game, etc. No way you get a real grasp of fighters based on highlights. Maybe works for /box/ though.

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>Alvarez and Gaethje are coaching women

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>>77947984
I'm pissed I didn't know until last minute

>>77947984
smart, women don't have the power to stop anyone, so walking down your opponent is a valid strategy that will leave you CTE-less

>>77948038
It's not smart, I'm not gonna watch that filth Mr. Scroat

highlights are pretty boring i'm only watching jpgs from now.

>>77947772
what you don't realize is that he's just waiting for his opponents to tap. if he wanted to hurt rick story he would have cranked his neck until it snapped. many fighters have said that maia's strength in submissions is comparable to a boa constrictor.

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Who was the janetty?

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>>77948203

>>77948203
cody

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>>77948142
Yeah, I agree, Maia is a good dude and for sure /our guy/. Never carries bad intentions inside the cage. If anything RNC is one of the humane shit he can do to you.

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>>77948131

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>>77948300

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fuck is he on about...

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>>77948355
Suicide imminent.

>>77948355
Pretty sure he's talking about Jesus

>>77948355
He's gonna anhero

>>77948355
No for gay Jesus

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he runs /heem/

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>>77948355
>Imagine being one of Jones' passengers and he starts this shit.

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>>77948432
Jones needs Yoelito at his side during these hard times

>>77948437
>name on collar

could he get any lamer?

>>77943398
Dana has said it got 6.5million buys.

>>77946087
>>77946110
MOMMY

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>>77948529
>he believes Dana

>>77943398
we didn;t have periscope in 2015 that's why

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>>77943487
well no because *brings the mic closer* every 10 years the cells in your body actually completely change I was reading this article about how DMT can actually advance this process into only taking 6 years because your pineal gland- jamie could you get that article up? yeah but it's because your pineal glands can actually make your cells rejuvinate faster... here we go look at that... yeah that chimp must be what? 400 pounds? jesus those things will tear you to shreds

>>77948447
>passengers
What? Like fans?

>>77948567
That's not it, the heem pasta mentions how people use pictures of Brendan and shit

>>77948529
internationally, that report is talking about north america

>>77948576
in a vehicle with Jones at the wheel aka the most dangerous place on earth

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>>77945963

>>77945963
well he got 13 last time and this one will be the biggest.

>>77948543
dana red

>>77946510
He's done it for 50 fights. You are also forgetting he did not use the Philly Shell against Conor because it doesn't work well against southpaws.

Floyd would make the punch percentage of anyone one in the MMA look like they never fought in their life with that in the boxing ring.

>>77948606
I wrote that pasta but I cant remember it now,someone needs to imgsearch the archive,I want to read it too

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>>77948543
>he believes Meltzer

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>>77948475
He could be wearing this redneck wedding attire, sure.

>>77943777
when did joanna fight tim kennedy?

>>77948623
He JUSTed himself, he probably was forced to give his purse to the UFC, so I don't see anyone in his car any time soon.

>>77948669
I need original filename, one you posted was mexres default or something

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>>77948682
>Bottle almost finished
Feel bad for the little guy already.

>>77948682
goofy suit money

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>>77948723
TUGGER SCUB, YOU'RE TAKING EVERYTHING I WORKED FOR MOTHER FUCKER

>>77948702
original filename was this >>77943487 I've never changed it

>>77948682
Are those slip ons?

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>>77948673
>getting worked by big dick dave

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>>77948475
he could tattoo it on his chest i suppose...

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>>77945963
20m for literally who

>>77948789
>>77948682

He has to be fucking with us at this point. He can't possibly think this doesn't look stupid.

>>77948699
LOL NO the UFC doesn't give a shit about steroids

if you miss weight by half an ounce you owe your opponent 20% of your purse

if your testosterone level 200 times the normal level you get fined 200 dollars

>>77948769
How dare you post that picture you literal pedophile?? What the fuck is wrong with you? Conor would beat your ass I know it.

>>77948789
>no socks
he's not a qt girl. is dee a patrician footslave?

Conor is making a big business mistake with that Whiskey.

Here's the thing. If you're famous you can bring out your own drink, perfume, clothes line... but as soon as your 15 minutes are over nobody will buy your shit. Nobody will walk into a bar and ask for a glass of Notorious on the rocks.

The smart thing to do is invest into something that can stand alone after your name dies, like George Foreman's grill. That shit made him more money than his entire boxing career did.

Point being, use your name to market a good product, don't just attach it to garbage. Your Whiskey is not gonna taste better than Johnny Walker's.

>>77948819
Have you not been experienced with fashion culture? Go on /fa/. They imagine the most idiotic outfits and think it looks good. Look at Celebrities also, they were some weird stuff but it looks good apparently. I think if you're a rich then you're going to look "cool" either way

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>>77944601
100 hours in MS paint

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>heem Chad Mendes
>heem Jose Aldo
>heem Nate Diaz twice
>heem Eddie Alvarez
>heem Floyd Mayweather's legacy
>heem Nate Diaz again

How can one man be so based?

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why is this the cutest fighter in all of mma?

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>>77948785
No luck

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is there a cuter woman fighter than this?

>>77948961
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74465146/#74466318

search by image MD5

>>77948935
heem irish welfare after you quit your job then move to america after you make your millions

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>>77948935
Mods, can you please rangeban ireland?

>>77949005
>ching chong langeban pls

>>77948981
>pictured: Connor McGregor in his first title defense 2049 (colourised)

>>77949003
>heem your gut with 3 cheeseburgers an hour

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>>77948935
Good work ethic and confidence

Gooby bless

I'm off to watch transfer deadline day

If any of you queers are still here when I get back I'm going to kick the head off ye

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>>77949112
"irish" "men" can't fight

>>77949125
Me on the right

>>77949087
>goblin feet
dropped

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>>77949192
I want to FUG that right side cheerleader

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Oh so you a wrestler now connor?

>>77949094
>work ethic
>gasses in ten minutes