Heem

Why was Conor so slow and weak? I don't get it, guys

>>77898065
Too many white genes

Who is your choice woman fighter in any fight organization? Strictly based on technical martial arts ability.

>>77898065
Because he doesn't know how to transfer his weight into his punches and he's spent too long training things which aren't punching. It's all arm punches. He doesn't use his hips or his back at all.

The reason that he gets knockouts is that his opponents in MMA are exponentially shittier at punching defense than he is at punching.

>>77898144
What is your boxing and/or mma record? I know your fight predictions are god awful.

>>77898144
He's a counterpuncher, most of his opponents are idiots who just run in and get KO'd by their own weight.

Sort of like what Silva used to do in his prime, once people figured him out he couldn't knock out anyone anymore.

>>77898065
Heavier gloves weighed down his arms

>>77898144
>he lost so he had clearly never been any good at all

>>77898065
because his speed and strength were hilariously overhyped in order to fool the gambling public into throwing money away on him

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>Imagine still watching this trailer park-tier "sport" after it got badly fucking exposed

>B-But if it was a real fight!"

Kek. That's what bodyguards are for. Getting into street fights is for high schoolers, minorities, and trailer trash.

You do realize that MMA is only for "fighters" that weren't good enough to make it in boxing, right? Why else would they take such a shitty paycheck when boxers make millions?

Enjoy your WWE-tier mandrama. Becasue that's literally what it is. Some of the most successful UFC PPV's had literal pro wrestlers on the card. FFS, UFC is such a dumpster fire it isn't even funny. UFC 214 (A card with one of MMA's biggest stars) couldn't even break 1 mil buys.

Why are you still here?
>>>/asp/

>>77898183
>He's a counterpuncher, most of his opponents are idiots who just run in and get KO'd by their own weight.

Have you ever heard of Floyd Mayweather?

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Teddy Atlas trained as an amateur boxer with >Hall of Fame trainer Cus D'Amato. He had some amateur fights but had to turn to work as a trainer due to a back injury.

>Atlas was an assistant to D'Amato, although his role in the Catskill Boxing Club was short-lived. His duties included assisting in the training of D'Amato's teenage protégé Mike Tyson.

>However, Atlas left the camp in 1982 following an altercation with the 15-year-old Tyson after Tyson had been sexually inappropriate with a 11-year-old female relative of Atlas' (Tyson said he had grabbed the girl's buttocks). Atlas put a .38 caliber handgun to Tyson's ear and told him to never touch his family again, or he would kill him if he did.

>>77898221
Conor tried to do the exact same thing against Floyd. Baiting punches with his hands lowered.

But Floyd isn't Eddie Alvarez.

>>77898025
What is /heem/? Can someone explain?

Newfag to /sp/ here

>>77898311
I'm saying that Floyd is also a counterpuncher, yet because he knows how to punch he can knock people out who don't drive their face into his fists.

Conor knows how to punch in that he knows how to move his fist through space, but as far as boxing goes, he does not know how to punch.

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Who should Veronica Macedo fight next?

>>77898355
I love betting against Australians.

>>77898144

They did a segment on how MMA jabs are feeble compared to a Boxer's before the fight.

MMA got exposed big time

JONES CUT

https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/8/28/16213532/jon-jones-cut-from-ufc

>tfw Kanye wasn't waiting backstage to give Connair a hug

Top 10 anime betrayals in the works.

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At least Conor wasn't James Toney level of embarrassment.

How is the MMA Hour still a thing after Ariel's betrayal of the UFC?

>>77898389
Neck yourself idiot

>>77898389
fake news Jones is innocent

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post fighters who will retire unbeaten with no steroid test failures

you can also include fighters who only lost to steroid cheats, but never failed a test themselves

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>>77898394
It takes a very talented boxer to make an indelibly shitty boxer look like they're not getting embarrassed.

Because he was. At no point was Conor doing anything that had an effect. At no point was Floyd in danger. McGregor had a two inch reach advantage, a two inch height advantage, was more than a decade younger and was taken to school until Floyd decided to end the fight.

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>>77898463

>>77898394
Lol it took him 3 mins to sub toney, embarrassing for someone like couture

>>77898463
Joanna is the female Mighty Mouse.

No real competition, ever.

why's he such a black asshole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NqOzATtthc

>>77898491
nope mighty mouse lost lmao

>>77898478
It really is pathetic. And people are talking about this like it was an actual fight.

I do admit I had hopes for Conor, I had no idea it would be this bad, he had 0% chance of winning the entire fight like every single veteran boxer said, unlike what Blonpton Sperm said.

His punches had no power, he gassed out throwing hammer fists and jabs. As soon as Floyd started throwing punches himself it was over.

He will never fight in boxing again.

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>>77898491
Clawja would had been the female GSP if it wasn't for her.

However DJ has Benevidez who also is really good

>>77898548
Conor was carried hard enough by Floyd that you could probably sell the Paulie fight. I can see that happening if Conor fights out his contract in the UFC inside of a year or two so that he can manage his own shit without the UFC taking a cut.

>>77898567
claudia wasn't salty post fight, she handled it really well compared to some other fighters lol

>>77898478
Kek. How can one man be so smug?

>>77898567
She's so small. I feel guilty about thinking she is hot in other pictures after seeing this... she looks like.. a child..

Quick scenario.

Let's assume
> Jones is done
> Comier is probably done, or has less than 2 years left
> Gustaffson is back
> Oezdemir isn't getting exposed any time soon

how would Rockhold, Weidman, and Machida do in LHW?

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>>77898597
She was super salty after the first fight, if you combine that whole TUF season she's almost as salty as Luke

>>77898489
fight was over the second randy took him down, obviously and self proclaimed that he extended it to give toney a bit of a beating

>>77898616
yeah after the first fight she thought she got robbed, don't care about reality tv they were both cunts, her post fight interview after the 2nd one was polite and tear free lmao

>>77898548
13 seconds

>>77898640
Conor had a better chance vs Mayweather than Aldo had vs Conor

>>77898640
Oh for sure Aldo diving face first into a cross means that Conor is the heavy-handiest motherfucker on the planet.

You want to talk to me about people who break faces? Cody Garbrandt.

>>77898632
She is at a better camp now, if she can start finishing girls like she did karolina that will somewhat offset joanna's decisions over atomweights

>>77898616
ultimate surrender when

>>77898609
Wideman would probably do a lot better, he has to auschwitz himself to make 185
Rockhold would get flushed
>Machida

>>77898659
joanna finished the atomweights she fought her decisions are against strawweights and valerie is bigger than her

>>77898651
>>77898655
conor knocked out jose aldo in 13 seconds lol
won 4-5 rounds against TBE in his pro boxing debut

goat desu

>>77898592
And give that pathetic pastanigger even more attention? I hope not

I think conor knows better. He knows he will get destroyed against any ranked boxer, it think he comes back to the UFC now, where he actually has a chance of winning..

He is definitely not retiring after that shitshow.

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>>77898669
he's fighting in October

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Post future champs
I'll start

>>77898478
>>77898548

Conor h8ers pretend that he didn't land more punches and a higher percentage than Manny lol

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>>77898659
It's easier to get submissions than heems for a 115 pound girl

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Gadoosh

Why was Robin Black shilling so hard for Conor? Or did he honestly believe what he was saying?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wBoTsSHUnQ

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>>77898683
>>77898717
>won 4-5 rounds against TBE in his pro boxing debut
>landed more punches and a higher percentage than Manny

Do you have little brothers or nephews?

You know when you play-fight with them you'll let them think that they're winning despite the fact that they're completely harmless?

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>>77898710
Machida already was a LHW, champion even, your question was silly
>>77898715
As soon as he gets a nutritionist

>>77898727
he's also been shilling for GSP-Bitchping, while training with GSP and Zahabi. I'm pretty sure he's being payed for that, so it's likely Conrad threw a couple crumbs his way too

>>77898733
not an argument. floyd couldnt land his probing shots in the early rounds when conor was fresh, was clearly scared and getting landed on and confused. conor is a great boxer! fantastic debut imo.

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>>77898727
Same reason Schaub was shilling for Macgoober, he wanted work.

>>77898727
short answer: $$$$$$$$$$$

He took a gamble. If he was right he would be parading through the sport channels like Schaub does. Not the first time he has done something with this motive. Remember that one time jewani got banned and robin hack tweeted ''hire me instead pls''

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>MFW MMA fags are so retarded that they actually think Conor won the early rounds
>MFW they don't realise Floyd let Conor gas himself out

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your next UFC LHW champion

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I'm literally a shorter fatter pakier version of Sage Northcutt tbqh

>>77898782
pakier? lmao

>>77898773
Even if you lose on purpose you still lose, goof

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>>77898782
Sage Northcutt? More like Chad Northcutt lmao

>he was losing until he won

Made me think

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>>77898794
But he won the fight you retard

>>77898025
>>>/asp/

>>77898812
>fight

>>77898819
Why are you still asshurt two days later?

>>77898810
Its just a coincidence that conor started to lose at the same time Floyd decided to start throwing punches

>>77898768
>>77898772

Schaub has a career outside of a breaking down fights though, and his shilling for Conor wasn't as bad. He admitted several times that he was dick riding Conor.

Black is supposed to be a fight analyst so his credibility has taken a hit. Its one thing to say that Conor has a chance and breakdown how he can win (which is to some extent what Schaub did). Its another thing to say that Conor is going to knockout out Floyd.

>>77898812
What is Paulie's facial expression trying to convey?

>>77898812
but he lost the rounds

>oh he meant to do that doesn't count
t.corrupt boxing """"""""""""judges""""""""""""

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Is there any chance amanda nunes loses her fight?

>>77898849
Yes

>>77898849
I mean she lost the first one, so yes

>>77898823
>n-n-no u
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo

>>77898823
buddy he's asshurt two YEARS later lol

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>>77898857

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>>77898842
>but he lost the rounds
He gave Conor nine straight minutes to land dat left and got bored waiting so he decided to beat the utter fucking donkey piss out of him instead.

Weird, I know. It's not like cardio is one of his biggest weapons or anything.

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Reminder that Derrick, not Tyrone, is the true black king of /heem/

>>77898883
dem tiddies in the background tho

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Have you purchased your wooden statues yet to commemorate this event?

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>>77898882
>end fight on the bottom getting the shit kicked out of you
>win
Nice """"""""""sport"""""""""" you merry memesters have here.

>>77898907
imagine making stuff like this in your own time for free

>>77898478
>tfw when you realize that mma is a fucking joke

>>77898849

If she doesn't get the KO early she's going to be in a lot of trouble, especially in championship rounds. Shevchenko is patient enough to hold her at bay with leg and body kicks, provided she learns from the takedown Nunes scored on her last time.

>>77898937
Who should this woman of the woods fight next?

>>77898883
it's pathetic that a shot like this doesn't even drop a guy

>>77898913
>shev blows kissu
>pretends to not be a heemster

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Damn, I really thought the casuals would be done shit posting and arguing the money fight by now. I wanted to start Thursday's Invicta picks. Should we wait until tomorrow when a hit more are gone? We also gotta start DWTNCS picks for the last episode

>>77898893
How does somebody with bitch tits and a neck beard affords 300k dollar ticket ?

>>77898962
Mayweather couldn't even drop a fighter that was completely gassed and had 0 defense, sad!

>>77898907
I wonder why they scaled down Goob's dick?

>>77898970
literally no one cares dude

>>77898973
>>77898962
>H-He didn't even drop him!
Yeah sure. That's why the ref stopped the fight lmao. You should be thanking Floyd for not going all out on Conor and exposing your mandrama "sport".

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>heem is going to be casuals that don't watch either sport using heem to argue things that don't matter and have been discussed endlessly for the next week

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>>77898025
wmma

What in the flying fuck are the mods doing? This thread belongs in /asp/. Do your job, jannies.

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>>77899025
So it's a regular /heem/ thread? Nice.

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Does /heem/ agree with Joe Rogan?

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>>77899060
He's wrong

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>tfw you lost your 50million wager with lorenzo

>>77898970
>MMAnlet
>calling anyone a casual

>>77899060
>implying its not TUF

>>77899010
You should be thanking Conor for bringing some life to your sport.

>>77899037
Hey spammer, why are you still posting after I fucking exposed you last night?

WE ARE LIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmavZH3EBB8

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>>77899060
I like Joe but sometimes he's such a pleb.
He can go from being lucid in talking about quantum mechanics and biochemistry but then talk about how there should be no borders and why weed solves all of the world's problems.

GoT isn't even the best show currently still airing.

>>77898837
suckaz suckaz suckaz

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CWFC Featherweight Champion
CWFC Lightweight Champion
UFC Featherweight Champion
UFC Interim Featherweight Champion
UFC Lightweight Champion

WBC super featherweight champion (130 lbs)
WBC lightweight champion (135 lbs)
WBC super lightweight champion (140 lbs)
IBF welterweight champion (147 lbs)
WBC welterweight champion (2×)
WBC light middleweight champion (154 lbs) (2×)
WBA (Super) light middleweight champion
WBA (Super) welterweight champion
WBO welterweight champion

>>77899101
No one cares

>>77899060
yaaaaaaasssssssssss, went to a game of thrones watch party last night and it was LIT, we ended up playing cards against humanity and going out for drunk sushi once we ran out of vodka for moscow mules LOL!!!!!!! it was hella f*kn epic.....

>>77899108
grow up friendo :)

>>77899100
how'd you expose ol' turby there bud?

>>77899060
He has some serious pleb taste

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Imagine getting verbally heem'd by Nate Diaz of all people

>>77899101
>Paulie Malignaggi will look back at Mayweather's win over McGregor and McGregor's performance in his boxing debut

Jesus Christ not that stupid cokehead again

>>77899100
Who the fuck are you? All I'm saying is that this thread belongs in /asp/. MMA is not a legitimate sport anymore (not that it ever was). Take your mandrama bullshit elsewhere, boy, you're taking up space.

>>77899111
autist

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EIRE!

>>77899060
I started watching it because of Joe Rogan and it's a good show.

>>77899128
>>77899132
lmao I love it

>>77899097
Kek are you actually serious right now? There hasn't been a single PPV over a million buys in 2017 for UFC. Boxing has had multiple this year not including MayMac. It's time to realize that MMA is inferior buddy. Jones/Cormier couldn't even manage to reach 900,000. MMA is fucking finished.

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if she can't beat 115 pounder cynthia calvillo and can't healthily make 135 pounds where does her fighting career go from here?

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>>77899138

>>77898755
>floyd couldnt land his probing shots
He didn't throw any probing shots in the early rounds dummy

>>77899145
Why did it take an MMA fighter to break all your records?

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>>77899102
Neither is westworld

>>77899146
>>77899146
Fast-forward to the proxy spam you mental defect

>>77899132
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/username/49-1/
Do you recognize any of these posts, buddeh?

>>77899132
I 100% bet you're a WWE fan.

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>>77899164
Neither is Fargo

If you had to watch one (or could only watch one), would it be BOXING or SUBMISSION GRAPPLING?

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>>77899164
Did you know Kirsten Dunst and Jesse Plemons got married?

The beta uprising has begun.

Listen to Helwani what a nerd

Rogan and Schaub podcast today in 5 bongs

https://twitter.com/joerogan/status/902213398741450753

>>77899190
Worldstar heems

>>77899157
Lmao MayPac did 4.6 mil. MayMac won't even come close, my man. They were still trying to sell tickets when the fight had already started. No one was willing to waste money on this shit because they already knew that MMA was a shit tier "sport".

>>77899157
Conor McGoober's best PPV was 1.7 m and that's with a staked card.

The absolute state of your ''''sport''' no wonder why the UFC will never ever make a profit again.

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Saturday night was a massive win for Conor and for MMA as a whole. Boxing got BTFO

>>77899102

Joe knows absolutely nothing about QM, biochem, domestic policy, or cinematography.

Westworld isn't good.

>>77899193
I'll never listen to his show again, the Lesnar thing was absolutely pathetic. Trying to excuse his behavior by bringing up the Holocaust. Just embarrassing.

>>77899193
I can already know what he's saying

MMA Hour live now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmavZH3EBB8

>>77899210
Hey spammer why are you ignoring me?
>>77899166

>>77899207
>Lmao
atta boy

>>77898655
>Cody breaks faces
>couldn't finish Cruz repeatedly running face first into his counters

>>77899204
>Schaub

Power rankings of Joe's friends:
1. Alex Jones
2. Joey Diaz
3. Eddie Bravo
901. Bryan Callen
9000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001. Brendan Schaub

Dude pisses me off to no end.

/heem/ police is on duty

>>77899166
Not at all. You must be confusing me with some other sperg. I will admit that I used to be a MMAlet like you until I saw the saw the light and joined The Money Team.

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I'm a home cooked meal I settle in your stomach

>>77899204
Fuck yes.

lol turby is getting desperate for (You)s

kinda sad. he'd unironically get more if he just bandwagoned Goob lol

>>77899235
Good comeback leaf.

>>77899223
Another shill already posted the link.

>>77899212
>absolutely nothing
Compared to John Doe he knows quite a bit.
He engages with his guests and asks him questions the average pleb wouldn't even think of.
I didn't say he was Einstein, just is more lucid than your typical guy.

And you are wrong.

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>>77899238
Hard to do when you're this small

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>>77899211
>If you get knocked out, you win.

>>77899204
will Schoob comment on the altercation with Nate?

>oh for sure my man I was bringing some solid points there 100%

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>>77899242
>h8ing at other' success
H8ers in shambles once again

Mods, I have written a script that automatically moves /heem/ threads to /asp/ so you can save time, I know you guys work really hard to keep this place clean so I'm doing you a huge favor. MMAlets and their mandrama bullshit do not belong on /sp/. The sanctity of this board is being ruined by these MMAlets and I for one will not stand for this.

>>77899060
Downton Abbey, Madmen, House of Cards, and Breaking Bad when you're feeling adventurous.

The rest of television is for the lower middle class and below.

>>77899286
Imagine being THIS salty because you lost multiple bets hahahahaha degenerate loser idiot.

>>77899286
>This salty cause he bet on conner and he lost
>He actually thought an MMA fighter could win a boxing match against TBHE

>>77899249
>th-that wasn't me!
god damn Australians are fucking sad. What do you gain from this?

>>77899286
>the PROVINCE of you

>>77899294
Wow you have even worse pleb taste than him.

>>77899265
The MMA Hour is our SportsCenter. Bug off.

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>>77899192
I'm not usually into thicc but she was damn fine in that tv show

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>>77899251
HARD WORK

>>77899286
I don't think you should've bet all that money on an irish man lad

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>>77899244

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>>77899279
>success
10-5

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from rogan's twitter

Lol it's actually him: >>77894395

He was spamming /box/ for weeks as "49-1" and now he's spamming /heem/ as "50-0" what a sad little man probably a WWE fan from /asp/ who bought into the hype

>>77899223
This guy is clueless about boxing.

Floyd completely decimated Conor.

>>77899302
It's not my fault that I thought MMA was a legitimate sport, turns out I was wrong like millions of others were. Millions of people were educated on the fact that MMA is not a real sport on Saturday and I'm not ashamed to admit that I was wrong. Win or learn that's my motto.

De La Hoya BTFO Helwani and Conor

>>77899192
Wait....you're telling me I had a chance with her?

>>77899347
>probably a WWE fan from /asp/ who bought into the hype
so turby lol

>>77899285
I hate to side with an aussie but he's right about it being rigged. Two judges giving rounds 2 and 3 to Floyd is just blatant corruption

is joanna's fight with rose booked yet?

>>77899285
reposts these every thread pls

>>77899286
>''Sport (British English) or sports (American English) includes all forms of competitive physical activity or games''
>the PUREST form of competition (fighting) doesn't belong on a sports board
>but all the goofs who didn't outgrow the P.E. class do
Also, lmao @ ur ''''''''''life''''''''''.

Maybe
Oh if I could pray and you try, dear,
You might come back home, back to >>>/asp/.

Maybe
Whoa, if I could ever let you know that MMA is gay
Oh you might understand.
Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, yeah.

No, seriously, get the fuck out to >>>/asp/

>>77899388
Pinche Felix mamon, largate de Aqui

>>77899388
lmao idiot

>>77899361
Hey spammer. Tell me, why do you do this? Does it give you a sense of fulfillment in life?

>>77899339
Americans don't even want to ride bus, what makes Joe think that overblown tram would be any different ?

>>77899388
this

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>Jon Jones will never fight again

>>77899388
No thanks

Illegally streaming sporting events is common practice, but the number of people who streamed this Mayweather vs McGregor blockbuster is pretty incredible. According to content-security vendor Irdeto (via Variety), illegal steams of the broadcast were hosted by 239 sources. These streams were viewed by a baffling 2.93 million people worldwide. Apparently, the fight was downloaded by some 445,000 internet users immediately after it had ended.

>>77899339
>unused median
How can switching lanes be real if our eyes aren't real?

>>77899418
The arena didn't even sell out. Paying $100 for one fight is insane.

>>77899403
Lmao you're seething. Nice ad-hominoid attack champ

>>77899410
literally no one cares

>>77899418
It didn't help that ufc.tv took a shit

>>77899435
>Uses /asp/ mandrama lingo
I guess ruining that septic tank of a board gets boring after a while.

>>77899402
Don't ever post on /heem/ again, you fucking leaf. Your flag is more than enough to disqualify you from any kind of conversation. You fucking cucks got taken over by the fucking French, the biggest pussies in the world. Please kill yourself, and don't (You) me.

>>77899426
no one cares dude

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>>77899413
>Daniel is permanently mentally and physically scarred and his record is forever tainted even though he's the true GOAT

Who are these retards saying mma should go back to /asp/? We were never there in the first place. /heem/ has been a part of /sp/ for as long as I can remember.

>>77899461
This is the real spammer right here.

>>77899460
seething mcgregorcuck

>>77899437
No one cares about your goofy name begging for attention, you gonna start spamming tiger pics if you get no (Yous)'s?

>>77899413
You're happy that the literal GOAT will never fight again? Do you even care about fights?

>>77899470
he's in love with me lol he thinks I'm the coolest motherfucker alive

>>77899469
It's just losers trying to feel better about themselves by gloating.

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name filter

/^YA BOY ADAN$/

>>77899477
>reachbabby eyepoker roider
>GOAT
Fuck Jon.

gigantic win for MMA boys

>>77899476
That loser is impersonating "lmaobud" why he's doing it is a mystery, probably mental illness. All I know he's going into the filter.

>>77899494
>b-b-but he's got long arms it's not fair
Jon is the undisputed GOAT

>>77899493
>not filtering all namefags

>>77899508
>ignores everything else
Lmao. Being a reachbabby in and of it self isn't bad, physical advantage is a factor in fights, but having to combine that with cheating and roids? Fuck him.

>>>/asp/

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>>77899060
No, GoT's first season was 10/10 but it took a massive nosedive after the 3rd season

>>77899102
WW is mediocre

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You have to be special kind of stupid to believe that guy willing to cheat the scale in front of cameras is unwilling to take roids in secrecy

>>77899478
I see that you didn't reply to me. Very wise of you to do as you're told. You'd better be obedient, little bitch. I'd invade your entire country with one bowie knife if I wanted tom

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>>77899520
Everybody's on steroids

>>77899060
Joe is pretty retarded.

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>>77899508
>>77899477
>rooting for a cheater
back to mandrama with you

>>77899493
BASED CALENDARNI**ER

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<----Conor McGregor

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joanna

>>77899528
> but it took a massive nosedive after the 3rd season
Hmm, just when they started diverging from the books and the cucks in charge started writing danny fanfiction while shitting on anyone they didn't like (Stannis), what a coincidence...

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>>77899565
she's almost there boys

>>77899537
lol this dude is fuckin pissed

>>77899540
>Daniel never popped
>the both times Jon popped it was against Daniel
>being TERRIFIED of a 37 year old manlet that much
The city of Jon Jones.

>>77899542
>rooting for the crybaby loser
back to r/mma

>>77899540
don't you feel sorry for him?

i mean this guy actually picked a fight with an actor because he has so much CTE he couldn't tell he was acting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMhm__3-vPs

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>As we say in Mexico, we don't fuck around, Mr. McGregor

How heemed is Connor?

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>>77899542
>rooting for a cheater
back to mandrama with you

>>77899597
>Jon Jones is so terrified of a 5'9" crybaby he had to use steroids

>>77899565
Which PEDs if any do you think she takes? Keep in mind she has a brutal cut to 115.

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>>77899583
>david brown

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>>77899567
are you implying Dumb & Dumber are incompetent?

>>77899597
>wahh my cheater mandrama superstar got caught

>>77899599
all that brain damage catches up on you eventually and he never had that much brainpower to begin with, too bad the superior Diaz won't come back

>>77899599
>implying Nate wasn't acting as well
You got played by ol' CTE N8

>>77899611
this man landed six more punches than McGregor over the course of 12 rounds

>>77899639
This is calendar.

Have they tested Jones' B-sample yet?

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>>77899649

>>77899644
nate doesn't act my guy, too real for that shit

Just filter "adan" in the name tag you morons. Along with "h8rs" and "/asp/"

And this place becomes 10 times more tolerable

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What exactly are they going to beak down here?

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>>77899640

>>77899666
This is counted as a punch btw lol

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>>77899666
why not post the whole clip?

>>77899611
>takes him down and rips his limbs apart
In a boxing mach? Canelo flatlines him.

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>>77899676

>>77899690
you know why lol

>>77899707
this, also all the pepe floyd pics

>>77899640
>>77899682
>''Benioff was born David Friedman in New York City, to a Jewish family''
>''Weiss was born and raised in Chicago, Illinois. His family is Jewish.''
''Of all sad words of tongue or pen...''

>>77899690
Oh yes, Floyd looks so phased there

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they found a replacement for Germaine "The Chicken" de Randamie. This hard looking Brazilian chick.

https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/8/28/16215592/ufc-rotterdam-germaine-de-randamie-injury-talita-de-oliveira-replacement-marion-reneau-fight-wmma

are they giving cynthia a tough next fight or time to develop?

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>>77899690
One of (2)two clean punches landed all night

>>77899707
>>77899741
no

>>77899736
Nice damage control

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>>77899747

>>77899739
what's germaine's deal? who the fuck vacates a world title? also that's for the best i can't imagine anyone dutch wants someone like that representing them

>>77899611
hes actually whiter than connor

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>>77899757
Thanks for posting the other one lmao

>>77899741
she's going to fight Waterson or Esparza most likely. They're both smaller and have worse striking so it should be good matchups. After that I hope she gets Tecia because that will be a real striking test but still a manageable size

>>77899739
she must not need money to give up a belt over nothing and go back to being an irrelevant bantamweight by choice

ducking cyborg doesn't even seem like a legitimate excuse she beat up a bunch of women but it's not like she paralyzed them

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Guess the bunda

>>77899803
Hose Namajunas

>>77899803
i don't think you could avoid looking at the hair to check if it's a boy or a girl with a body like rose's

>>77899802
>>77899764
Cyborg was supposed to be the guess fighter for this weekend. Germaine heard that Cyborg was gonna be in town for the fight and she straight just dropped out of the fight because she so scared of Cyborg that she doesn't even want to be in the same arena as her

w"mma" was a mistake

>>77899803
how many rounds does she last against JJ? keep in mind she lost in the clinch to KK.

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>>77899837
why do you hate ass? this chick is fighting on thursday in invicta

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>>77899846
5 then wins by MD

I'm leaving /heem/ foreverer

Good bye losers

Wrestler > Striker

>>77899865
what did she do to her skin

My fave was when the calendarsperg said he was leaving heem forever cause of the posting quality and now he's one of the worst posters here.

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>>77899905

Will Ariel ask Holly if she's on the same gear as Jones?

>>77899935
Wouldn't put it past him

>>77899905
that didn't happen tho

>>74764740

>>77899949
>heem is legit too autistic of a place to try and contribute to regularly. i tried but this shit is just bad.

Really makes you ponder.

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>>77899905
For me, it's gotta be Spainspergs meltdown

Canada is worst poster here, the OP has always been very important to him

>>77899949
that post doesn't even have the trip on it

lmao still fuckin pissed

What does heem mean?

>>77898883
I just noticed that dude with the big ass titties in the back ground. how the hell did he get a seat that close?

>>77900005
Gotta agree, Canada started the thread wars

>>77900035
>fat people are automatically poor
Is that what you think?

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Literally nobody here can handle my striking

Gif related

Chael live on MMA Hour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmavZH3EBB8

>>77900030
Hurt everyone even myself

>>77899589
At least I'm not a leaf

>>77900157
Why are so many people caught up on moral victories?

People were claiming conor was GOING to win. I had to hear bullshit about conor's power, angles, age, size and now just being there was a win

>>77899873
Burger > Leaf

>>77900241
The only people making these moral victory claims were the ones who had their hopes set way too high in the first place.

>>77900026
You're still here? Get a life

I'm still just in disbelief so many people thought Conor would win.

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I have never been so embarrassed for MMA in my life.

Floyd was 40 and hadn't fought in two years.

Stipe wants to fight the best boxer alive today?

Fuck me he is delusional.

>>77900285
I > (you)

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>>77900307
you'd be surprised

Chael says his insider sources say Conor will fight Nate late December.

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>TFW NATE/CONOR 3 HAPPENS IN DECEMBER