/bundes/ goes international break /themanshaft/

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Will we see him coaching another team this season?

>>77895525
I see him at a hipster club like Sevilla, Fiorentina.

>>77895511
You forgot to mention in the OP that on 3.9. Turbine plays the first bundes match of the season.

du dummer mongo

You forgot Kaiserslautern versus Braunschweig tonight

>>77895534
Arsenal should give Wenger a job at their board and hire him instead.

sören pls

>>77895553
That could work but it would be better for TT if Wenger made a clean break.

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have you ever exempted a fish

>Wenger
>ever leaving
yarmo

>>77895087
I don't rate him

>>77895125
Spending €25m on a 28 year old is money you'll never see again

>>77895149
Now that M'bappe comes, Draxler won't even make the bench at PSG, of course you can get him cheap

>>77895576
yes, learned to do it in 7th grade from my biology teacher to show it to elementary schoolers to fool them into thinking they'll do cool stuff like this all the time at the Gymnasium.

>>77895608
thanks

>>77895591
>Schalke > WOB > PSG
he's probably on insane wages

>>77895563
True. But I doubt that after 21 years Arsenal is going to give Wenger the boot just like that. So I wouldn't be suprised if his dismissal is going to be wrapped into a "promotion" to another job in the club.

>>77895576
Did it three times, but I always had someone with a lot of expirience next to me.

>>77895622
*at the club

>>77895576
Yes, I used to fish quite a lot

>>77895619
His bank account is better off than his football career

They sacked Schaaf after he'd been at Bremen for 41 years in various roles.

So it's not umpossible

>>77895647
MURDERER

>>77895632
okay, did you master it? did you do any mistakes?

>>77895647
i met a danish guy called mads on crete who does nano science at the university. i learned how to spell mads. did it wrong all my life

>>77895576
of course, at least once a week. Its very imple, cut into the opening up towards the head without going too deep, just like in your picture. Then take out all the dark bits and rinse out under running water, make sure you get all the black gutty bits from the stomach area that cling to the bones. They will taste bitter later, if you dont. Then lightly rub with good salt and leave for at least an hour before grilling. Best and easiest way to have any oily fish. Filleting is where it gets challenging.

>>77895657
But Schaaf never had the influence and "power" Wenger has at Arsenal.

>>77895591
>Draxler won't even make the bench at PSG
Where did everything go so wrong for him?

Is it the >Schalke in him?

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>>77895657
but WENGER OUT is already a meme, nobody takes it seriously anymore and even Arsefags have accepted that he'll be there forever.

>>77895591
>Spending €25m on a 28 year old is money you'll never see again

>Spending 25 million on Ukraine's best player, who happens to be 27 after having bagged 145million Euro.

Seems like you are seething dear customer, but fret not. You have Hames, because Uli didnt want Yarmolenko, who was in Munich and almost signed for Buyern this summers.

>>77895672

Draxler is playing well at PSG so far. Would be very unlikely if he left.

>>77895665
Yes it was quite a hassle at first but I think I did well. I couldn't have done without some help though.

>>77895672
it's the fact that he's not that good

>>77895672
He's a mercenary cunt and just mediocre.

>>77895676
Lass dich mal einweisen, du hast Paranoia

I love the die mans shaft

>>77895672
One of Draxlers biggest mistakes was that he insisted on playing the no.10/playmaker role, when everyone with two eyes already saw that he's wasn't cut out for that. Wasted some precious years in the middle when he could've worked on his skills as a winger or maybe even as a striker.

>>77895676
Stop

>>77895691
His WOB move was an epic failure. Pretty sure he regrets every day not making the move from >Schalke to Juve

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>>77895667
>good salt

>>77895665
Learning is good

>>77895682
yeah, i just watched a video on it

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>>77895728
I don't get it.

>>77895591
>Spending €25m on a 28 year old is money you'll never see again
If he's a player who'll help you make the CL over the next couple of seasons you'll get that money back pretty quickly. And Dortmund have enough players they could make money off in the future.

Dumbele live presentation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP0GerQbcPg

>>77895681
I don't think that they will bench Neymar or Mbappe after the silly amount of money they paid for them, so one at least one of Draxler, Di Maria or Lucas is going to be on the bench for most time of the season.

Yarmolenko is the patrician choice

If Dembele was a supervillain, he'd be Doombele

>>77895785
>It's one of those spanish clubs stadium presentations
ugh. Why don't they just do a press conference and get over with it? Can't stand this oversized media bullshit.

>>77895812
he would be Oozeman

>>77895676
>everyone who criticizes bvb must be a buyern customer
lmao

>>77895828
Need to satisfy their muslim fans

>>77895828
the customers demand it

Draxler is underrated, in terms of sheer technical ability he's the best German player. His problem is that he can't motivate himself for small games.

>>77895812
Yes ya'll the dub will get ya trickles
The best ballers pitch in and rub to get a nickels
But tut tut, he about to change the price again
It go up each time he blow up like hydrogen

>>77895845
tragic hero

He's the Anti-CR7

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lads how good is dembele. is he just pulisic tier or can he unironically replace neymar and be as good

>>77895857
he's a good "talent"

>>77895751
okay

>>77895857
According to Tuchel he's a complete player when it comes to technical ability + he's one of those players who can do the unexpected. But he's still pretty young and I'm not the move to Barcelona could be a bit too early for him. Long story short: He's a raw diamond, but only time will tell

>>77895857
Dembele presentation at Baka

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP0GerQbcPg

>>77895785
>having a presentation for a player 95% of la liga fans have never heard of before 5 days ago

DONE
http://www.bvb.de/News/Uebersicht/Andrey-Yarmolenko-stuermt-fuer-Borussia-Dortmund

Yarmolenko's just been announced

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>>77895909
What is Watzke laughing at?

>>77895929
"They paid us 150 Million for a pacy nigger and we're getting white men for it"

>>77895920
no

>>77895897
*I'm not sure if

>>77895929
do you think watzke should shave his head?

>>77895943
yes

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Yawn

>>77895952
No. Still looks fine compared to a lot of men in his age or even to a lot of men 20-30 years younger.

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this will be my new favorite meme

>>77895974
Lamolenko on the other hand....

>>77895857
>trap_2.jpg

nice try not buying it

>>77895857
>tfw ywn suck her penis
:'(

>>77895991
Yeah you want to see more revealing pictures don't you?

>>77895929
>kek@wurtl-Uli and his Clownverein

>>77896001
sören pls. stop looking for a poor excuse to drop your trap folder again.

>>77895929
>>77895966
is he /granate/ or /beschissen worden/

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just found this on /arse/.
imagine being an arsenil fan
top wew

>>77895785
>guy in the video literally just said Dumbele
kek

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>>77895929
>What is Watzke laughing at?

>>77896030
>it's Björn-Olaf using reverse psychology to get someone post top tier trap porn again
Jesus just go to >>>/gif/

>>77896031
Idk. I don't watch the ukranian league. But if I remember correctly some of the memverlagerung guys seem to rate him, which is most of the time an indicator for at least some basic quality.

>>77895929
Lamolenko is a handsome man, not even homo

>Bayern tried to sign Yarmolenko
>A: lol he's shit
>B: nah la he's the next Robben
>Dortmund signs Yarmolenko
>A: Next Robben la
>B: nah he's shit

>>77896094
They said Joo-Ho Park was the Asian Lahm.


Anyway, Dortmund has been scouting Yarmolenko for years now but the Kiev owner never let him go, so at least they know exactly what they bought and it wasn't some hasty signing

>>77896081
>top tier trap porn

lol did you even see the trasp? must have been sören's (aka your) antifa friends (bi-gender).
So much for """""top""""" tier.

>this trap-obsessed gay again
ugh

brb watching some lamolenko compilations with shitty EDM

>>77896147
Well they both are on very high technical level. To bad that in every other department Park couldn't even lace Lahms shoes. And in the beggining Tuchel rated him too, but I can only guess what happened to Park along the way.

>>77896162
Why is it that these compilation always use the shittiest of music? Can't rememeber watching one of these and thinking, "that's a good song there".

all this talk about Park made me hungry for some reason, guess it's time for grocery shopping

Ymao is getting Mor's #9 btw

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>>77896202
>Park couldn't even lace Lahms shoes

Every compilation of future HIV players should've https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU62THtzoFM as backround music.

>>77896283
:-|

Lahm: can you tie my laces? My mama already left :(

Park: Solly, ich nix verstehen

>>77896297
*should have

>>77896283
CUTE

>>77896045
thanks for the content

goodbye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzD1t-Tf_-8

>>77896389
bye

>>77896389
thanks for the song

>>77896389
thanks you mong

kann tobi zum fussi spielen raus kommen tun?

>>77896494
ja

>>77896506
cool

>>77896494
I missed this post

>>77896523
what else do you miss

>>77896532
the past

>>77896147
>They said Joo-Ho Park was the Asian Lahm.
noe one said this

>>77896532
the goal

t. benzema

>>77896537
okay

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>>77896577
[spoiler]checked

>playing shitty techno
>not listening to patrician elton john

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LX7WrHCaUA

time to make a salad i can eat while watching a film

>>77896566
Memeverlagerung authors not welcome in /bundes/

>>77896576

>>77896617
>eating any salad that isn't Wurstsalat or Kartoffelsalat
do you have a Gebärmutter?

>>77896625
Is Klopp ever gonna buy a player that's not from the Bundes?

>want to go hiking today
>it's fucking 25 degrees outside

uhhh guess I'm gonna stay in then

>>77896677
he already bought Mohammad Salat

pretty hyped to see Yarmolenko in the bundes, could become an alpha male version of Mkhitaryan.

>>77896681
See >>77896670 Absatz 2

>>77896704
I just don't like heat, okay???

Anything above 20 degrees and I melt

Feels like Dortmund have 15 wingers now of which 14 are injured at any given time. They should try to give Schürrle and Rode away for free, nobody is going to pay fro them anyway. Maybe those two plus some money from the Dembele deal just to get rid of them.

>>77896712
same desu, as soon as it gets too hot for long pants I'm out (figuratively) and stay inside (literally).

>>77896718
Reus, Schürrle, Philipp, Pulisic are all better in the centre, none of them is a real winger.

>>77896712
and it's also bad for the ovaries

>>77895833
>implying hes not a customer

>>77896712
same, luckily the weather here is p gud for that

Dortmund should just go for a 2ATB config with four DMs for full power potential.

------Bürki----------
-----Sokratis---Zagadou---
Weigl----Sahin---Kagawa--Castro
Yarmolenko--Pooli-Auba--Royce

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>>77896832
>two defenders
>mfw

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>>77896832
>implying

---------------Bürki---------------
------------Giga Nigga----------
-----Weigl-------------Sahin----
--Pulisic---Götze---Reus----Yarmolenko---
---------Aubameyang-------Schürrle--------

Give us the Pokal already.

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>>77896874
>shirley
>ever

LOL

Captcha: NEET Station

>>77896681
you live near the alps?

>>77896874
>schürrlel
>uninjured reus

ahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaahhahahahahah


ahahhahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahahahaahhahaahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahaahhaahhahahahahahahahahaha

https://twitter.com/Dahoud_Fan/status/902162411955904512

150 mio well spent

>>77896900
no, Hartz mountains

>>77896874
------------------------Giga Nigga--------------------------
------------------------------------------------------------------
------------------------------------------------------------------
----------------------Giga Nigga's dick-------------------
-Yarr---Gotze---Castro---Kagawa---Sahin---Philip
----Pulisic------Schürrle---Aubameyang-------Reus

>>77896922
lmao

>>77896922
>yfw bvb sent barca a random negro from the streets

wew apparently energy drink just sold kieta

hallo und guten morgen!

A.Second.Chance.[En.Chance.Til].2014.720p.BRRip.x264.AC3.HORiZON-ArtSubs.mkv

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>>77896922

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>>77896968

>>77897038
Hmm

>>77896922
yarmo

Now that Dortmund have signed Yarmolenko Mor is on his to Celta. I’ve never seen Mor play. What can we expect?

>>77897220
lots of fruitless dribblings, no passing, no defensive work

>>77897220
a dribbling diva that doesn't defend and complains a lot

>>77897220
he was better than dembele initially
failed to get enough playing time after that for whatever reason

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>>77897270
>he was better than dembele initially

>>77897249
Just what we needed *rolleyes*

>>77897220
Dissapointment

>>77897220
a guy who thinks he's the next Messi

>>77897220
mor turnovers
mor dribbles
mor tantrums

has a 'less is mor' philisophy with passing

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>>77897389
9/10 German humour

>>77897412
I still find this funny desu. how the SPD actually believed this would work is beyond me tho

>>77897552
they didn't
none of the established names wanted the job

boy this film sure isnt for the light-hearted

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sky showing their in depth knowledge of the bundes

>>77897412
Jude

>>77897552
have you ever met a politician? they reached delusion levels an Arsenal fan can only dream of.

acestream://30fb246c92a76538e186d4119ed2287bdff1c439

Sky Sport Bundesliga HD 1 acestream

Shows both Lautern - Braunschweig and later Sky 90

Where can I watch Hannover II vs Hildesheim?

>>77897770
hell, at least that's how I imagine it.

>>77897783
Rude :(

Don't diss my home team like that

t. Hildesheimer

while you read this post here, your potential gf is out there and has sex with her bf instead of you

>Keita to Liverpool in 2018 confirmed

Looks like RBL was a meme afterall.

>>77897877
such is life

>>77897877
not true because I only consider virgins

>>77897912
Inshallah, habibi

>>77897917
richtig so amk

>>77897877
I have mental problems at a stage where I start being afraid of myself. This >tfw no gf crap isn't me bothering at this point anymore.

>>77897917
I don't speak Berliner, Sören.

>>77897960
t. Dorftrottel

>>77897967
t. Sören Benn

>>77897958
kinda same here. been in and out of depression for the last couple years. had gfs in the past, ended up getting pretty annoying. so I'm at a similar stage now where I dont really think about it anymore.

/blog

>>77897906
haidara already lined up as his succesor

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>how to spot Sören: talk shit about Berlin
>if he responds: t. Dorftrottel it's def him

>>77897977
t. Dorftrottel riding on his tractor while his ass hurts from all the hurting it gives off every second of his life on the way to his anal devastation farm where he grows his hurt asschildren like farm animals so he can sell them to the biogasanlage at 0.01€ a piece so he can buy more paddles and other asshurting accessoires to ease the pain when buyern gets raped by a better team in CL RO16 again before he writes a mad letter to Uli demanding a refund like the crybabby he is

>>77897906
He had a buyout clause of 45 million next season anyway, and they got Liverpool to overpay on that. It's a brilliant piece of business, now Keita could have 3 consecutive ACL tears and Liverpool still will still pay more than his release clause.

>>77898037
was a good thread until he arrived

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>>77896922

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>>77897389

Lurkt hier eigentlich noch jemand auf /pro/ und LS?

>>77898067
Except that Leipzig doesnt need the money and will lose their best player.

>>77898055
Sören-tier post
>>77898077
>>77898083
Emily-tier posts (alright tier)

>>77898037
>tfw you do this but your actually ronny

>>77898097
na bernd ich bin immer auf /we/ ^^

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>>77898097
nein

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>tfw my cellphone dialed 112 on accident and I just got a call from the fire department where they asked me if I dialed their number and if I'm in trouble.
ugh

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>>77898149
>my cellphone dialed 112 on accident

Fellow sören got a 31 months sentence.

http://www.bild.de/regional/hamburg/hamburg/erster-g20-chaot-in-hamburg-vor-gericht-53016600.bild.html

F

>>77898100
He had the buyout clause since he signed with them, and there is no way to get rid of it. Might as well make the most out of it while you still can

Andrej Jarmolenko is the official Danish spelling.

>>77898228
I still have one of those old cellphones with real buttons and I had it in my pocket.

well that wasnt an easy to watch film at all

>>77898240
>He had the buyout clause since he signed with them
Turns out that its not that easy to hold on to good players in the Bundesliga after all...

>>77898117
Rainer Winkler Hosenpinkler.

I haven't watched it. Don't watch many Danish ones.

Efter brylluppet 2006 DVDRip Xvid fasamoo LKRG.avi

>>77898241
okay

>>77898230
lyl

>>77898247
okay

>>77898241
Dänemark is the official dänish spelling.

>>77898230
The one guy BILD found because they put his image on the title page was named Kevin

>>77898230
good

>>77898273
Haven't watched that either, but I'm sure there are many better films from Denmark, such as Italiensk for begyndere, Den eneste ene, Babettes gæstebud, Festen, Ordet etc.

tfw Littlefinger died

>>77898295
I know but I think this one was from the German province of Holland.

>>77898273
watched that ages ago. it's okay

>>77898309
who?

>>77898295
>the city of antifa

>>77898284
No

>>77898077
>>77898083
>>77898097
>>77898102
>>77898106
>>77898110
>>77898117
>>77898149
>>77898228
>>77898230
>>77898247
>>77898251
>>77898267
>>77898271
>>77898281
>>77898284
>>77898295
>>77898299

Can you people possibly post this sort of stuff in your autistic blog, instead of /bundes/? I dont want to feel pity every time I read about your sad lives.

you will never have mads mikkelsen aesthetics

>>77898329
piss dir, du dummer mongo

>>77898342
I'm not a skellington so yeah looooooool

>>77898230
lel is that the dutch kankerhomo who did the victory sign to the audience in the courtroom thinking he'd easily get away scotsfree?

>>77898329
I probably have one of the highest serious to funpost ratios here desu.

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>>77898329
at least your still feeling something

>>77898325
Doch.

TOD UND HASS DEM BTSV

>>77898329
zurück auf deine alm du inzuchtbauer du hast hier nichts zu melden

>>77898309
link me a gif.

signed: someone who doesnt watch the show but likes to be entertained

>>77898100
Loving this "Leipzig isn't a selling club" meme
Mateschitz is a geedy fuck and you know it
He won't keep dumping money into the club if it can become self sustaining
Wouldn't even surprise me if he made a personal pofit from sales through third paty ownership stuff like Hopp at Hoffenheim

>>77898400
no

>>77898307
yeah i cant get enough of those

>>77898317
i will probably cry

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>>77898370

>Der ehemalige Bundestrainer Berti Vogts hat den Videobeweis in der Bundesliga scharf kritisiert. "So wie er jetzt umgesetzt wird, ergibt er keinen Sinn", schrieb der 70-Jährige in seiner Kolumne auf t-online.de und verwies auf die langen Wartezeiten für die Fans: "Es kann doch nicht wahr sein, dass wir uns diese schöne Sportart kaputt machen!"
>Vogts befürchtet gar weitreichende Gefahren für das Produkt Bundesliga. "Wir brauchen uns nicht zu wundern, wenn in fünf, sechs Jahren niemand mehr die Bundesliga einschaltet. Wir sind sogar auf dem Weg, dass der Fußball der Lachhaftigkeit preisgegeben wird", schrieb der Europameister-Coach von 1996 weiter.

Never really rated Berti but this is based af

>>77898416
okay

>>77898411
Keita has a RC next summer, his future wasn't really in their hands

>>77898454
>Kolumne auf t-online.de
lamo

>>77898411
>what is a release clause
>what is having multiple franchises everywhere promoting the Red Bull brand

He profits more from a strong RBL, than from a club selling a player.

>>77898454
>Wir brauchen uns nicht zu wundern, wenn in fünf, sechs Jahren niemand mehr die Bundesliga einschaltet.

Thats probably more to do due to Buyern destroying the league, than the fucking Videobeweis.

Tuttosport says Höwedes to Juve

Why sign a contract with a sub-top club a year out in his situation?
They must have paid him an insane amount extra to agree to that unless he's living by the philosophy of rather a bird in your hand etc.

>>77898519
so hes yours

lauert i-wer hier auf kc?^^

>>77898454
>>77898501
>Wir brauchen uns nicht zu wundern, wenn in fünf, sechs Jahren niemand mehr die Bundesliga einschaltet.


this is not gonna happen. neither because of buyern destroying the league nor VAR.
if anything, less people will watch because of the retarded streaming rights.
vogts was always a delusional hack and he should keep his mouth shut

>>77898519
something something Guinean villagers

>>77898329
>just one (You)
I'm okay with that

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>>77898329
I cannot be stopped AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>77898816
>Yotsuba B

tfw leader at comunio

>>77898507
its almost too logical

>>77895929
The Austrian

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Who here /us open/
Gorges needs you're support

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who is this cock craver?

>>77899367
it's a man baby

this film reminds me a lot of jagten

TOD UND HASS DEM BTSVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

>>77899367
willian

Die Aufstellung für Sky90 am kommenden Montag ab 22:30 Uhr.

Max Eberl: Manager von Borussia Mönchengladbach
Volker Struth: Er gilt für viele als DER Berater im deutschen Fußball.

Gregor Reiter: Er ist der Geschäftsführer der Deutschen Fußballspieler Vermittler-Vereinigung (DFVV).

Kai Psotta: Unser Kollege kennt sich bestens aus in Puncto Berater. Er ist Autor des Buches „Die Paten der Liga – Spielerberater und ihre Geschäfte“

Nice

Gonna def watch

>keita gone soon
more like ded bulls am i right guys

>>77899612
everyone knew it was just a pr stunt by red bull

>>77897717
wew

>>77898816
very bad shop

sad!

50+1 needs to be scrapped. It's the reason the BuLi is boring as fuck and Buyern are the only club competitive in Europe.

>>77899712
better to be boring than to have some 1860 style disaster arab in charge

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@HSV Auf Wiedersehen @MosaMario! Nach 12 Jahren HSV wechselt unser Koch& langjähriger Weggefährte nach China. Wir wünschen dir alles Gute, Mario!

(He's going to Beijing Guoan. Head coach: Roger Schmidt)

>my mom has a venus flytrap
Interesting
>I just made olio e aglio again
Oh my it's so good

>>77899712
>t. martin kind

i bet denmark is a bit chubby

not like her sister

>>77899776
>I just made olio e aglio again
Chilli Klaus, is that you?

>>77899887
picture of said sister

>>77899911
Yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfF5YfVB7nk

>sport1 bullying dembutz

hehehhe

>>77899938
How will he ever recover?

>>77900043
[spoiler]never[/spoiler]

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>>77899938
>ach mann! schon wieder!

>>77898100
Why would he give 100% for Merchandise Leipzig and risk an injury when he is just days away from getting hugged by the Kloppo?

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Sport1, the poor man's FCB.tv, is just butthurt that he didn't join Bauern in a year or two

>>77899001
It will all sort itself out for me eventually. ;_;

very intense film, great acting

>>77899776
yeah im gonna make dinner now too

>the 2nd in bundes comunio

>The need a defender but have no Moni and a bunch of meme midfielders

>>77899001
post link so i can join

>>77900437
>tfw no cutie twink Lauri bf
I hate you you fuckin tease ;_;

>>77900437
http://www.comunio.de/communities/2128227
password: benis

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>no macgyver on sat1 anymore

>>77900516
ok so how do i join

Not a Dortmund fan, but I'm quite happy with the Dembele transfer desu. Dortmund gets an instant Festgeldkonto and whe can be pretty certain that he isn't going to transfer to buyern while Rolex and Wurstl preach how important it is for the attractiveness of the bundesliga to keep those players in germany after winning the league with +15 points margin.

>>77900559
good question

>>77900516
ill get hacked the second i join, wont i

What is Muskelfaserriss r. Hüfte
Alternatively when will pohjanpalo be back?

>>77900559
Creat account
Join league

>>77900516
>Arsene Wenger2
good one

>>77900600
this is pretty likely to happen, yes

>>77900603
torn muscle fibre on his right hip

>>77900559
I think this guy here >>77900603
is the admin, so you should ask him.

>>77900603
why is my team pre-picked for me? cant i choose who are on my team

Moя зeмля.2015.BDRip.720p by msltel.mkv

>>77900658
No. Everyone gets a random team worth of ~30mil€. Rest is up to you.

>>77899712
Spanish clubs have to work with less money than German clubs and English clubs with a lot more.
Money isn't the problem here.

>>77900674
oh ok

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Thoughts on this man?

>>77900663
Hehe why is the title in Russian

>>77900694
a hero denied by his home club

>>77900663
fell for some /tv/ memes, eh kid?

>>77900694
one of those players i dont think enjoy playing football and see it solely as a job

>>77900697
downloaded from a russian website but has english audio track as well in it

>>77900704
no
name one television and film trick you fell for

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>>77900724
Maybe now at club level, but his celebrations during international matches beg to differ

>>77900740
Okay. Maybe I should watch it some day

>>77900740
I don't remember

>>77900740
The Dark knigth rises

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>>77900800

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>>77900800

Can we talk about that sexy goal Braunsweig just scored in the Bundes II game that is on right now? Dat back heel.

>>77900681
Then what is?

>>77900848
got any webm?

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>>77900800

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>>77900800

name more television and film tricks you fell for

>Leverkusen bought a new striker
very interdasitng desu

that one trick in mindfreak where he walked on water

>>77900857
The clubs are run by idiots.
Hamburg and Schalke should be at least at Dortmunds level.
They have burned millions in the last decade without getting better.

>>77900939
no

The Prestige

>>77900800
why are we replying to this post lads

>>77900932
>Die Trainingsgruppe zum Wochenstart war überschaubar im Volkspark. Neben den Nationalspielern fehlte auch Markus Gisdol wegen seiner Teilnahme an der Trainertagung in Hannover - und auch Pierre-Michel Lasogga war nicht da. Der Angreifer ist für zwei Tage freigestellt und nach England gereist, um seinen Wechsel zu Leeds United voranzutreiben.
Given his skillset I have the feeling that the EPL might be the right league for him.

das gefühl wenn du die brausekopf auf massaje stellts und die klabusterbeeren aus der kimme spülst

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>>77900800

>>77901025
>klabusterbeeren
Wasn't quite sure what it meant so I googled it. I wish I hadn't desu.

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>>77901052
my pic against your pic. Who would win?

>>77895848
Based MF doom poster

"Bull" is a really average show. boring.

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>>77901093
×blocccs you're path×

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Leverkusen should play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHrV51GOPkE everytime he score. (which is going to very often btw)

correction: "Bull" is an annoying show. holy shit 90% of the cast is insufferable.

>>77900938
Whom?

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What are the chances that Kind is just going to say fuck it and sueing the DFL for the 50+1 rule at the EUGH?