/bundes/ - international break

>/bundes
football
darts
snooker
cricket
cycling

>not /bundes/
tennis
handball
polo
water polo
boxing

>>77912084
SV Sperber Gladbach
notice something ;)

>>77912122
it's your birthday tomorrow

>>77912122
youre a attention whore?

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>>77912110
>>77911917
Dortmund truly became a money making machine

>>77912140
>>77912141
both true

>>77912084
Fuck this shit league, why the fuck aren't german clubs able to hold their key players? the fuck is wrong with you?

Besides bayern everyone else is a springboard cuck club for eternal oil sheikhs in Spain or England

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>>77912170
that's their business strategy, you dumbi

>>77912170
Meh, that's the circle of life. Richer/bigger clubs and leagues buy players from the smaller ones.
fuck buyern though

>>77912106
Correct

>>77912106
>cricket
ugh
UGH

>>77912110
They have 4 Danes in their squad now

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>>77912106
no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHX-pJal0Gs

For me, it's Koks Christoph

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I don't rate Höwed-

>>77912278
based

>>77912296
I would rate Höwedes more, if he wasnt stuck in perpetual mediocrity with >Schalke. Same with Goretzka.

>>77912207
>>77912190
yeah but exactly because of this there will NEVER be any opposition to bayern for the next decades

And I wouldnt call BVB or even RB leipzig a small club yet the first and recently the latter have given away best players for what, money?

And to all the 3-5 clubs that change every year, once they get nearer to the top, key stars snatched and it's back to 10th place next season or so

>>77912236
3,5

>>77912326
people said the same about monaco this summer but they are still trashing the other clubs
every player is replaceable

>>77912312
Goretzka is gone next summer

>>77912106
>darts
>snooker
>cricket
what the actual fuck

>>77912326
other clubs are owned by people who have unlimited money, german clubs don't, so german clubs must sell their players

it's not rocket science

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>>77912225
>>77912265
>>77912388

>>77912480
UGH!

>>77912388
Darts really is /bundes/ approved, criket on the other hand....
>>77912496

>>77912326
>yeah but exactly because of this there will NEVER be any opposition to bayern for the next decades

You have no idea what youre talking about. Buyern has coasted for the last 2 decades on the facts they would simply buy the best player of the "new good team" every season, preventing any establishment of any continuity in success. This combined with "Dusel" a German word to describe Bavarian "luck", either by refereeing "luck", or simply lucky goals, has created the notion that "every good German player SHOULD play at Buyern".

This has led to 2 developments. First, Buyern gets their pockets lined every single season, because the finish top3 and thereby get Champions League money every season. Buy further using their local power to buy new good rival players, they further secure the top3 position and more Champions league money. The second development is that it weakens the German league to a point where Buyern doesnt need to field their best team to beat most other German teams. They can literally stomp HIV with their C team.

Now, to get back to the present. The problem with Buyern's recent policy is that they have become to arrogant to see the competing foreign league's ability to attract German players/best BL players. This means that players who "would have" joined Buyern, didnt because they got better offers from England and Buyern didnt want to pay more to either the club, or the player. Furthermore Buyern has not adapted to the fact that English and Spanish teams (and fucking PSG) are now spending more in one season, that what Bayern spends in 2-3.

Add to that a couple of flops like Götze, Sanches, Costa, Coman, Tolisso and you got yourself a real problem.

Now to get back to your original argument:
>yeah but exactly because of this there will NEVER be any opposition to bayern for the next decades
The day that Robbery retire, Bayern loses it's supremacy in the league. Not to mention the fact that BVB has a better squad on paper than Buyern.

only Dorftrottels watch darts and snooker and don't you dare to call me Sören for saying this

friendly reminder that dart fans are our boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zuf75vMNi3E

>>77912514
> Robbery

They would be benched by any top team by now already.

>>77912514
You can't blame buyern for a club like red Bull with infinite money selling their good players. Also you can't blame them for clubs like HIV having shit tier management. What you can blame them for is trying their best to destroy the only club that managed to actually established itself on the top for more than 2 seasons.

>>77912514
Buyern customers BTFO

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>>77912694

>>77912629
Yeah, but what choice do they have? Who else are they going to start if not Robbery? They could change the system, by playing less wingers, but I doubt they will.

>>77912634
No at this point I dont even blame Buyern for trying to kill BVB. The only thing I blame Buyern for is their clear media influence and the "tv experts" in both state and private tv, which are all literally ex-Bayern players.

The constant FCB circle jerk in the media is something I really do blame Buyern for.

kroos is a giant dorftrottel though

>>77912729
first of all he's an ossilant

>some dumb spanish team is ACTUALLY paying emre motherfucking mor to play fussball
the most fraudulent player to exist in a long long time

>>77912717
THE BUYERN CUSTOMERS ARE GETTING BTFO SO FUCKING HARD
doing good work

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just got my briefwahlunterlagen for the /bundes/tagswahl. now figuring out who to vote for

>voting

>>77912920
vote for Linke or Grüne

t. Ronny

>>77912956
>Grüne

lol no

>>77912955
>not voting

>>77912862
soon an even dumber English team will unironically pay more for him

>>77912965
he would be roasted on day 1 training ground
fucking shit player with an IQ of a monkey

>>77912920
I just remembered that I volunteer as a wahlhelfer again.

>>77913001
why would you do that?

>>77913016
someone has to do it

>>77913026
okay

>>77912694
>>77912709
This guy's favorite band is Pur, do I need to say more?

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Lol

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>>77913094

>>77913100
based

>>77913100
They need more realos and less hippies

>>77913119
Good god, he's the most basic human being alive

>>77913100
>denmark is a degenerate

I'm shocked

Petko plays btw

>>77913192
kys

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this is the first time i audibly laughed today

>>77913223
Is this a fishing rod?

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>>77913100
I can't stand Cem Özdemir though :(

>>77912920
AfD

>>77913223
Daum = quality /bundes/ poster
journalist = /bundes/ shitposter

hallo und guten morgen!

>>77913100
knew you were a terrorost and rapist enabler

>>77912084
SSV Olympia Nuremburg

>>77912600
negative publicity doesnt exist. its still just publicity

>>77913223
>tennis
kys

>>77913299
it would have only been interesting to see these posted ITT if the year was also included

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>>77913223

>>77913223
Time 4 Sport

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>>77913260
I feel my /bundes/ persona is more a Daum with a fishing rod iykwim.

>>77913345
heheh

>>77913232
yes
an anon linked the video at the beginning of the bread

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>>77913223
>>77913345
>Daum is getting baited irl
hehe

>/bundes/
>most posts are in English
Nice league you have there, "Germans".

>TSG Borussia Stuttgart

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

killing myself now

im serious

t. mohammad

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>>77913493
o-okay

>>77913493
t. Ronny

>>77912514
>The day that Robbery retire, Bayern loses it's supremacy in the league.
Very contradictory, especially after the numerous sentences beforehand, in that sense even without them they will take on Bundesliga with ease

>Not to mention the fact that BVB has a better squad on paper than Buyern

Still you didn't explain how come both BVB or RB are so shit alongside all other teams that cannot keep their players, you plebian schnitzeleater, muh buyern only gets you that far and it wasn't even what I was pointing out

Also BVB squad aint shit on paper too, especially when they will sell a key player or two each season, they will forever be above average, and I'm seriously surprised by how the money baggers Red bull can't keep their player from joining fucking Liverpool of all sides

>>77913335
I'm honestly considering it and I'm usually more left leaning

>>77913940
meant for >>77913257

dont know how that happened

>>77913578
how can anyone be so obtuse

>>77913482
thanks

>>77913578
>Very contradictory, especially after the numerous sentences beforehand, in that sense even without them they will take on Bundesliga with ease
I think youre confused. Robbery might not be as good as they used to be, but they still play exceptionally well compared to wingers from other teams (except BVB). If they retire, Buyern doesnt have adequate replacements for them.

The gap between BVB, Leipzig and Buyern is huge to the rest of the league. That much a blind bat could see.

>Still you didn't explain how come both BVB or RB are so shit alongside all other teams that cannot keep their players, you plebian schnitzeleater, muh buyern only gets you that far and it wasn't even what I was pointing out

Not sure what youre trying to meme. BVB has kept Aubameyang and wasnt forced to sell Dembele, but did so because Barca offered 145million Euro. As for Leipzig, they just established themselves at the top and suprise surprise some players have clauses, something that will be prevented from now on, just like Dortmund.

>Forsberg
>Keita
>Poulsen
>Wernen

are still at RBL kiddo. They didnt go anywhere. Usually when a team like Kaiserslautern would finish high up in the league, it would get bought apart.

As for Dortmund, they didnt lose Aubameyang, Weigl and Pulisic, arguably the most interesting players for Buyern or English teams. Dembele was replaceable.

>Also BVB squad aint shit on paper too, especially when they will sell a key player or two each season, they will forever be above average, and I'm seriously surprised by how the money baggers Red bull can't keep their player from joining fucking Liverpool of all sides

Again, same response as above. Dortmund has long contracts on all players. Dembele for Yarmolenko + 120 million is a deal ANYONE would take.

You seem mad about something. Is it because I schooled you, or because youre out of vodka?

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/bundes/ during international break should be called /bundesch/... get it?

>>77914225
no

I think 50+1 is at least in parts to blame for Buyern's dominance.

>>77914225
it should be called /rabbats/

>>77914243
That's how Jogi pronounces it

>>77914248
Only because the DFB allowed it to happen by specifically selecting players who play at Bayern for the national team. Or never starting them until they transfer to Bayern.

This has created the notion that in order to have a chance to play for Germany you have to switch to Bayern.

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the new youtube layout is weird

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>>77914353

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>>77914436

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>>77912265
german Fräuleins choking so far

>>77912084
TSG Rotation Freiburg

tschason tu ma aus die /bundes/ gehen bitte

>>77914264
this hehe

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how scared is Bayern right now on a scale from 0 - Beschissen?

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This man's face says it all.

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>when your transfer policy has spectacularly failed the last 5 years and you are forced to copy your closest rival's strategy

>>77914893
They just realized they're too small to steal BVB talents.

>>77914893
Theyre gonna try everything to get Weigl. Pulisic might get too expensive for them, but Weigl is from Bavaria and will start for the national team very soon.

Personally I'm just amazed that it's season 17/18 and Robben/Ribery are still starters. How hard can it be to find a proper winger when you have hundreds of millions on the Festgeldkonto? Fucking Liverpool managed to sign Mané.

>>77915084
They almost signed Yarmolenko, but chose James instead, due to the "Granaten-faktor".

Toljan all but confirmed according to Sky.

>>77915082
Weigl is an 1860aboo and very public about it

>>77915145
that doesn't mean anything these days and you know it.

>>77915200
This. Not to mention that his extended family lives in Munich from what Ive read.

>>77915112
Still not convinced by Toljan, but then again anything is better than perma-dead Durm and Piszczek is becoming unreliable in defending.

>>77915200
It will when he has an offer from CIty on the table
Like Gündogan

>>77915271
If he wants to go to City for 100 million, by all means. Aslong as its not for 30 to Buyern like in the olden days.

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Will /bundes/ be following his Spanish adventure or should we just ignore him from now on?

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https://twitter.com/bayernpars/status/902570005472129026

drunkanimegirl.jog

>>77915590
Is there a buyback clause?

>>77915590
he's a boring brat, not meme-worthy enough to keep following.

>implying i wasnt ignoring that turk already

>>77915590
implying anyone ever followed him in the first place

also yes

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>>77915617

>>77912084
>SG Olympia Bochum

god what an ugly name

>>77915145
Like when he told the cab driver how 1860 sucks?

>>77915617
*dances*

>>77915848
Exactly

>>77915650
Guess not, considering that two coaches rejected him

höwedes to juventus confirmed

you heard it here first

>>77915938
1860 didn't suck?

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requesting webm of that lewandowski goal from last weekend, you know the one

i bet denmark hears about bitcoin, neo and ethereum more and more in his inner friend and co-worker circles

Draxler to Bayern confirmed

>>77909635

>>77916055
the current transfer market reminds me a lot of the current cryptocurrency market

I heard two guys talking about "blockchains" at a recent function and I thought it was bitcoin. Turns out it's maybe a bit related if I remember correctly.

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>>77916086
the current cryptocurrency market reminds me of the inflationary central bank policies of the Fed, BOE and ECB all controlled by former Goldman Sachs employees

>>77916130
>>77916130
>its a Rothschilds are responsible for everything /pol/ spergout episode

>>77916107
yes

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>>77916137
the US put sanctions on Venezuela, with a special exemption for one bank...want to guess?

this one guy from the united states

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barely 9pm and its already dark outside. fantastic.
will go to helsinki for a couple days late october/early november this year

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>>77916185
i just wanted a lewandowski webm...enjoy your /bundes/

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>>77916137
>it's pure coincidence, goyim, now stop worrying about it

>>77916178
>>77916212

I didnt say it wasnt true, that doesnt meant that you people dont sperg out to this kinda shit.

Now back to your containment board.

>>77916206
Great

>>77915237
toljan was really good in the u21 tßh

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>>77916208
here you go buddy

>>77916273
Yeah, also in Brazil 2016, but not for Hoffenheim. He barely played and from the "opinion" of the Hoffenheim fans, hes not "that great", whatever the fuck that means.

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>>77916294
many thanks /bundes/

>the defender slamming the ground after getting btfo

now fuck off you annoying piece of shit

>>77916339
well hoffenheim play a slow 3-man defense. toljan is good with 4 in the back where he can run up front as a RB/LB. that worked really great against a supposedly superior spanish side in the finals. he wasn't the right man for nagelsmann. you need to let such guys run around like crazy to make them efficient.

>>77916404
you too retard

>>77916446
>y-you too
Lutsch meinen pimmel du fotze

Now that we have settled this, can we talk about how >schalke >Schalke is for losing their best player because their new baby faced literally who coach wanted to act tough and win some respect in the dressing room?

>>77916558
Yes

>>77916558
no

>people who havent seen höwedes play in the last 3 years ITT

Just bought a ticket for the Hamburger - Dortmund game in 3 weeks lads

be sure to feel hardcore

>>77916511
back to kc, Hauptschüler.

>>77916585
Rumor is Coke is next because his wage is too high. He was also one of the few with decent performances last season.

>>77916616
"He isn't that good" is the classic Schalke fan response to a good player leaving. But unlike your Pott neighbors, your squad has always been worse off.

>>77916643
good job
how much did you pay? how long will you be in hamburg?

he is a good defender, not a good footballer. simple as that. also he is very slow.

>>77916429
Ill take your word for it. Either way. He cant be deader than Durm.

>>77916724
he's faster than giroud

he is faster as me aswell

so what

>>77912084
>SV Werder Bremen
what did they mean by this?

*than me

>>77916853
Lauri

>>77916717
Total of 90 euros including delivery to UK. More than I wanted to pay but was one of the last few tickets and I just went for it

I'll be in Netherlands that week anyway and spent a while looking at the bundesliga fixtures debating which game to go to but in the end Hamburg seemed the best option so I'm staying there for two nights

I did want to get a standing ticket but there wasn't any, at least I'll get to experience drinking a beer at my seat

>>77916919
Thats awesome m8. Expect alot of goals against HIV.

>Nun kann man es als nachvollziehbar erachten, dass Höwedes den Verein nach 16 Jahren Hals über Kopf verlässt, weil er, das große Ziel WM 2018 im Visier, eine viel zu geringe Einsatz-Perspektive unter dem neuen Trainer sieht (ist diese bei Juventus Turin wirklich so viel besser, um per se von erhöhten WM-Chancen zu sprechen?). Andererseits darf sich auch ein Weltmeister, der erst im Vorjahr das S04-Papier zur Vertragsverlängerung bis 2020 "mit pochendem Herzen" unterschrieben hat, niemals zu schade sein für einen zwar harten, aber fairen Konkurrenzkampf. Selbst größte Verdienste aus der Vergangenheit garantieren nun einmal keinen Stammplatz. Auch ein langjähriger Kapitän, der sich selbst dann in den Wind gestellt hat, wenn der Schalke-Sturm mal wieder orkanartige Auswüchse annahm, muss sich jeden Tag aufs Neue demselben Konkurrenzkampf unterordnen wie alle seine Teamkollegen.

Hamburg away is Dortmund's kryptonite.

>>77916983
Its not 2012 anymore lad.

>>77916919
HSV tickets are overpriced but at least their matches are very entertaining and the goal horn is very good too

>>77916937
>>77916983
There were marginally cheaper tickets left in the away section but I decided to go for a home ticket
Did I do the right thing?

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>Angeblich soll das Signal zu seinem Abschuss ausgerechnet von der Spitze des Aufsichtsrats gekommen sein. Domenico Tedesco, der neue Trainer, soll ausdrücklich ermutigt worden sein, die Hierarchie im Team neu zu ordnen - ohne Rücksicht auf Namen.

>>77917051
Depends. If youre gonna buy a yellow jersey and plan on wearing it, mabye not.

>>77917051
only if HSV score a goal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYc24BjGigg

>gerüchte
lmao nice BILD niveau you got there

HSV, Werder and Köln have the best goal horns

Calm down Neinhold

>>77916851
>t. lahme schnecke

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who was in the wrong here?

the black guy

>>77917071
Nah I'm not necessarily going for Dortmund, I just want to see a German game
I'll be wanting HSV to win I guess

>>77917185
They dont stand a chance in hell.

>>77917205
that's what Köln fans said

HSV managed to beat Hoffenheim at home last season.

>>77917238
Just wait and see.

>>77917140
aua aua mein bauch

>>77917140
>meine seiten.jpg

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>>77914376
found out you can just deactivate it and go back to the old one

night

>lasogga only loaned to leeds
cool, so hsv will pay wages to a player that's not even in germany.

>>77916892
fug

>>77917957
they only pay a fraction of his wage
still better than keeping him

>Jonny Castro to GOATgart

So, how do we stop Reschke?

>>77918422
he was shit at the U21 Euros. Toljan and Horseface exposed him

>>77918430
Still, I don't want to see Shitgart near the Europal eagle ever again. How do we take him out?

>>77918468
his transfers for bayern weren't that good

>>77918484
Ascacibar is legitimately amaying though.

>>77918499
Why?

>>77918806
Wait and see.

Well, gooooood night then.

>>77916697
Wasn't he injured for most of the season?

>>77916724
>he is a good defender
yes
>not a good footballer
his build up play is somewhat limited compared to Hummels, Boateng, Bartra etc.
>also he is very slow.
no

Met an old friend today who isn't into football at all, but met Toni Kroos backstage at one of his charity events. She didn't even realised who he was, but according to her he was one of the most down to earth persons she ever met at any of those events.
rly meks u think.

>>77912630

good night

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Welcome Alario to Bayer Munich | Best 10 goals and 3 skills | Bienvenüten!!

>>77922393
>Alario

more like Alarmio amirite? aahahahhahahhaah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erTE5mEOMeI

>>77922393
their fan will be overjoyed

>>77919138
>>77921742
night

>>77922393
Flop of the season

>>77922393
Poor lad... He doesnt know how Neverkusen is about to implode.

Good morning Bundes.

>>77923554
Yes good morning

geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd morning

Yeah, goood morning.

>Its another mia san mia top3 in Europe but not really episode

http://sportbild.bild.de/bundesliga/vereine/bayern-muenchen/bayern-hoeness-transfers-finanzen-transfers-abloesen-fans-53033554.sport.html

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I wonder if Draxler's agent offered his client to both Dortmund and Bayern.

>>77923636
I guess Bayern just didn't want to pay what PSG was asking for. If that's the case, we won't see him at Dortmund either.

>>77916206
enjoy

where do you plan on visiting?

>>77924029
>we won't see him at Dortmund either.

Draxler has badmouthed Dortmund many times. Hell never switch to Dortmund, not to mention the fact that hes way too expensive and a bit a mercenary. He would fit into Bayern though, considering that Robbery arent getting younger.

PSG probably wanted to much money for Bayern's taste.

this is the goat bares für rares-lineup:

>experts
albert maier
dr. heide rezepa-zabel
sven deutschmanek

>traders
waldi
susanne
wolfgang
fabian
julian

>>77924261
ich sache ma achtsisch euro

>>77924269
yes
the show is strangely addicting

Kunst und Krempel is the thinking man's version of Bares für Rares

>br
no thanks

>>77912084
>SG Preußen München

Thats a bit of an Oxymoron

>>77924372
ur a moron

>>77915617
German league is the hottest shit in Iran. They care about it like no other league, some even more than the domestic one. This is widely known. I can't really tell why this is though. Apparently Iranians still think we are based as the Nazis.

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Kunst und Krempel

>Meine sehr geehrten Damen und Herren, werte Kunst-Professoren, ich präsentiere
>Ihnen hier aus meinem Familienbesitz ein Kunstwerk, welches mein Großvater
>Freiherr von Reinblut auf seinem Weingut exponierte...


Bares für Rares

>Horst, isch hab beim Aufräumen diese Klobürste in meiner Jartenlaube jefunden...

>>77924438
wie bis dun drauf, du vogel

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>>77924261
Son, we need to talk:

>experts
albert maier and dr. heide rezepa-zabel are goat but dven deutschmanek is a douche. Still there aren't really any better options for him. May be I wouod take detlev kümmel for the homo meme factor.

>traders
No ludwig? wtaf? waldi, wolfgang and ludwig have to be there for sure. Fabian is okay but not inexchangeable. Also saskia >> susanne.

>>77924470
>ludwig
can't stand his accent. most of the time he just repeats what the would-be seller just said

>"ich habe ihnen hier etwas von 1890 mitgebracht."
>"des is von 1890, mei!"

>Fabian is okay but not inexchangeable.
true. i just picked him in combination with julian, because there's sometimes decent banter between them

>Saskia >> susanne

>>77924438
laughed

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>it's a "Seller just learned that his item is worthless because it's not what he thought it was but the Buyers can't tell either so he remains silent and sells it for 5 times the estimated price." episode

>>77924505

my favourite episodes tßh. Did you see the one where they sell Dembele?

>>77924523
blew air through my nose

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Dortmund bring in Toljan, while they've agreed a contract extension plus loan for Passlack.

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>>77924613

>>77924523
kek

Don't watch Hopinghome matches, but I saw nothing of him during the U21 Euros

>>77924742
he was pretty good during the tournament

>>77924750
Good at running with the ball behind the goal line

>>77924619
2 years instead of 1 is even better.

Watzke is on a roll.

>>77924438
top kek

I want to marry Heide desu

>>77912106
>Handball
>not bundes
Get off your proxy, Nigel

>Bisher verfügt der gerade 31 Jahre alte Tedesco über die Trainererfahrung im Profibereich von zwei Monaten bei Erzgebirge Aue. Mit der Degradierung des Leaders wollte Tedesco offenbar Stärke zeigen.

> Guter Stil ist das nicht. Dass er dann aber Höwedes auch noch ein unsensibles „Reisende soll man nicht aufhalten“ hinterher ruft, einem Mann, der alles wollte, nur nicht Schalke verlassen, ist richtig schäbig.

http://www.fr.de/sport/fussball-bundesliga/erstebundesliga/schalke-04-schaebig-auf-schalke-a-1341649

>>77925347
>Schalke is poorly managed

Shocker

>>77923554
>>77923566
>>77923575
>>77923620
morning

>>77924043
the center of helsinki

>>77916206
>barely 9pm and its already dark outside.
I don't like you >:(

>>77925631
wanna go out for a coffee?

>>77925029
lord

>>77925677
yes

>>77925677
Fortuna is literally unstoppable.
#FILU

>Bayern-Verteidiger Rafinha hat laut einem Bericht der „Bild“ ein offizielles Angebot des FC Chelsea vorliegen. Über die Höhe machte das Boulevardblatt keine Angaben. Der 31-jährige Rechtsverteidiger spielt bereits seit 2011 beim Deutschen Rekordmeister, ist für die laufende Saison als Back-Up hinter Joshua Kimmich eingeplant und steht noch bis 2018 unter Vertrag.
>Eine Freigabe seitens der Münchner sei laut „Bild“ eher unwahrscheinlich, da man in der Kürze der Zeit bis zum Transferschluss wohl keinen adäquaten Ersatz finden würde.

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For me, it's /1860/

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>>77925816
good post

>>77925029
>Danmark in Hummel
Based

>>77925789
didn't bebou just leave for hannover?

>Der deutsche Rekordmeister gastiert am Mittwoch (ab 17.30 Uhr LIVE im TV auf SPORT1) beim Regionalligisten Kickers Offenbach, dem er mit seinem Besuch finanziell unter die Arme greift. Alle Einnahmen des so genannten Retterspiels kommen den Kickers zugute.


Bayern showing solidarity and saving yet another German club once again. Name one club that has done more for German football, I'll wait.

>>77925835
[spoiler]angery austrian in 3..2..1..[/spoiler]

Do you people rate the Greek defenders?
Seems like Leverkusen bought a Greek prospect from Olympiakos.
The money seems much for me. 22 mill for a 19 year old. But he has had a good season in one of the worst Olympiakos Rosters he managed to shine.

>>77925835
>Another ""Retterspiel"" where customers won't shut up for years that their club is the best that can happen to german football, consists exclusively of saints and that Wurstl in all his glory is only equal to the pope.
ugh

>>77925866
>Do you people rate the Greek defenders?
yes, very much.

>>77925835
>destroys league
>PR stunt to show moral superiority

Shocker

>>77925857
You guys really obsessess about me alot.

>>77925835
SOMMERNACHT IN OFFENBACH
KANACKEN JUMPEN UP, VOR DEN ABGEFUCKTEN COPS
SOMMERNACHT IN OFFENBACH
AZZLACKS ZÄHLEN SCHNAPP, PUFFEN HAZE, PAFFEN HASCH
SOMMERNACHT IN OFFENBACH
SITZEN WIR AUF DEM DACH, MIT DEM BLICK AUF DIE STADT
SOMMERNACHT IN OFFENBACH

>>77925866
Papastathopoulos yes, Papadopoulos no. Retsos idk, never seen him. Where did you get the 22m from?

>>77920560

You tell the best made up stories la.

didn't bayern also save dortmund?

>>77925937
yes

>>77925933
It's true and I don't think she's the type of girl qho just made up stories. Especially not about football.

>>77925947

So how would she know it was Anton Kroos? Checkmate, mate!

>>77925977
She realized it pretty late and only after he got picked by his wife who introduced herself as "soandso the wife of Toni" and only after that she realized who she was talking to the whole time.
And I bullshit you not. I was making some statement on how bland his personaility might be and that his favourite band is Pur and she was like: "Yeah, they had a gig there this evening".

I'm pretty certain that this is the event she was talking about
http://www.tonikroos-stiftung.de/aktionen/artikel/-020678d174/

>>77914082
God you're such an autist I don't even seem to know where to start, first get off your high horse and look at BVB the last 3-4 years or so

Gundogan, Mikhtaryan, Gotze, Lewa, I can go on, all crucial key players lost, team is a joke

Also, suprise surpise, Keita is leaving to join Pool the next season, looks like you're not up to date, and I'm more than sure others will go too, like Werner for example.

Bundesliga quite simply cannot compete with oil sheiks, it goes around to bashing Bayern, crying how no other team can beat them , whilst being totally obscure in your view of transfers, budget and sponsors as a whole

Also you can't even seem to grasp your contradictions, in the same post you're saying that without Robbery Bayern is done, while also saying that no other team comes close

It's hilarious really, and you will try to say that Dembele didn't want to leave on his own? Haha, try again, it sure as hell seemed like he was another player to jump a sinking ship of mediocrity for a top club, because, and once again, Bundesliga is a complete laughing stock that has 1 (one) competing club with actual long-term plans

no one gives a fuck about your charity, toni

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>>77926039
austria btfo

still waiting for my (you) from the austrian shareholder for this >>77925937 post

>>77925937 (You)
no

>Audi T-mobile Allianz Buyern Munich
>BVB Penny stock Dirtmund
>Plastic Lawn Ball Leipzig

Nice "league" you have here lads
Embrace the petroldollar, I know you want to

>>77925347
>www.fr.de

>>77926111
nothing wrong with FR desu

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>In der Nacht auf Mittwoch haben Einbrecher einen Fanshop des FC Arsenal am Emirates Stadium ausgeraubt. Dabei wurde eine große Menge an Fan-Artikeln gestohlen.
>"Die Polizei in Islington wurde um 23:27 Uhr zum Emirates Stadium gerufen", heißt es in einem Statement der Metropolitan Police.
>Polizisten haben "einen zerstörten Eingang des Shops vorgefunden. Die Beute wurde mit einem Auto und zwei Motorrädern weggeschafft."

lel probably a tanned Arse supporter.

>tfw socialist and this is your wahl-o-mat result

seriously, guys, whom should I vote for?

>>77923918
neither, hes staying at Paris. The agent, the club, Draxler, his mother and the pope said it

>>77925937
>

>>77926125
AfD

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>>77926125
suicide

>voting

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>actually considering voting
>believing in democracy
you very good sheep

>>77926063
>God you're such an autist I don't even seem to know where to start, first get off your high horse
well, thats his gimmick

>Also, suprise surpise, Keita is leaving to join Pool the next season, looks like you're not up to date, and I'm more than sure others will go too, like Werner for example.

Well, Keita had a buyout clause, there was nothing they could do about it and for example, FC Barcelona also lost their best player because of a buyout clause
Werner will stay for a few years longer at Leipzig, he is grateful that they made him to that what he is today
Forsberg on the other side already said that he also wants to leave next summer.
Problem is, that Leipzig isnt etablished yet, theyre playing for the second season in the first divison and for the first time international, nobody knows if they will play in europe next year or if they maybe even get relegated, if youre a outstanding player like Keita or Forsberg, its obvious that you dont want to take the gamble, but if Leipzig can etablish themselves i dont see why they shouldnt become a real competition to Bayern

sweating like a good boy

>>77926125
hmmmm....

>>77926153
>>77926158
>being this edgy past the age of 18
baka

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>>77926125
come at me!

>>77926158
den verpiss dich aus unserem land

>>77926125
when you get this result and consider yourself a socialist, you have no idea what socalism is.

>>77926271
hello Sören

>>77926160
Finally a good answer, big up

>>77912084
VFL Sportfreunde Stuttgart

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heh. I wasnt even memeing

>>77926298
didn't see that coming

>>77926288

I am a socialist, I'm just none of these internationalist cucks. I respect national souvereignity and support ideas to protect workers from big international corporatists.

For example I voted for the confiscation of all private banks and against wage slavery through Leiharbeit. I also support minimum wage but certainly no basic income. I also voted for the equal distribution of BAföG and I support equal chances for everyone which is why I strongly oppose women/migrant quotas wherever. And I'm also against dual- or multi-citizenship.

>>77926399
so you are a socialist but pretty focused on your own nation, I wish there was a term for that... maybe something with the words 'national' and 'socialist' in it.

>>77926399
nothing wrong with that but you're in no means what is currently considered being a "socialist". if anything then you're a nationalsocialist

>>77926424
>>77926450
German guilt is ingrained deeply.

>>77926399
Btw how is that socialism? Sounds pretty sane and conservative.

>>77926424
>>77926450
You're classic cucks btw and should fuck off back to where you came from.

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is this kyouko?

>>77926484
kek I even agree with his standpoint you absolute moron. so why should I fuck off back to where I came from?

>unironically calling other people """"cucks""""

geh dich weghängen

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>>77926399
what a post....

>>77926485
thats denmarks daughter

>>77926063
>God you're such an autist I don't even seem to know where to start

Thanks for making it easy for me to not read that wall of non arguments.

>>77926485
it's tobi's sister

>>77926576
Wow, huh, sure got me, mohhamed :)

>>77926709
You seem mad about something.

>>77926715
Truth hurts, doesn't it, projecting doesn't do you any good though

I want dark red Austria and light red Austria to stop fighting

>>77926766
i want them to make out

>>77926766
I dont. its a bit of entertainment during this international break

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>>77926759
What truth? Being called Mohammed, or being autistic?

>projecting doesn't do you any good though
Thats what they call irony friend.

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>>77926781
>Being called
Not called but BEING autistic and, judging by immigration statistics - mohhamed, real sad - another once great European country lost!

Also the fact hat you have no knowledge of football at all, as my posts above, quite obviously, prove

As we're posting pictures- to your attention - the average "austrian" footballer

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What a thread....