/heem/ - Chael Sonnen edition

Let's talk about Nate/Schaub instead

https://twitter.com/OJEntertainment/status/901718432160260096

Transcript

Schaub: Conor won at least 4 rounds
Nate: no he didn't Floyd just let him was just tiring him out
Schaub: oh I disagree
Nate: nice to see your lack of knowledge
Schaub: we'll see about that when he's teeing off on you
Nate: fuck you!
Schaub: hey I don't have a problem with you
Nate: well you're just a bitch

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I could heem everyone here and twice on sunday

>>77881685
Nate won that exchange.

And for the record - Schaub is a bitch

>>77881813
And youre an autistic loser in Eastern Europe LOL

>>77881841
Well you're an autistic loser in America LOL

>>77881788
Do it then, leaf

>>77881853
>well you live in a first world country!

wew

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>he isn't fast or powerful
>*stopped from getting brain damage*

reminder that Scahub got verbally KOd AGAIN and this time,of all the fucking people,from Nate Diaz

For SURE if Brendan Schaub had competed in the USADA era he would have been champ my guy. His speed and athletic ability are unparalelled, and his jiu jitsu is TOP LEVEL, my man. 100%, he could have d'arced Stipe.

>>77881685

Just because Floyd didn't try doesn't mean he didn't lose the rounds. What kind of retarded logic is this.

>>77881685
>we'll see about that when he's teeing off on you
thats unneceserily rude from Schaub

I want to get into mma, what are some essential fights/events that I should watch?

>>77882176
umm... conor landed 300 shots why pacquiao landed only 30 shots

i personally had conor up 8 rounds to 2

conor is top 5 boxers of ALL time easy and he was stopped prematurely would've HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMED floyd

>>77884184
TUF 1

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THE REAL FIGHT
>THE REAL FIGHT
THE REAL FIGHT
>THE REAL FIGHT
THE REAL FIGHT
>THE REAL FIGHT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2FVG-dqiSs

>>77884184
Diaz v McGregor 2 is probably top of the list imo, but theres been many, you really need to follow it to judge what a good fight is, many find the grappling/ground game boring but its interesting in its own right to me at least. also look into Pride some great fights in that too

>>77884456
Who the fuck are those Jannettys?

>>77881685
Damn Schaub is a fucking pussy for letting Nate call him a bitch like that.

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>I can't let you shitpost

>>77881967
>first world country
>4th most populated city is currently underwater

haha no

>>77886544
>If Dana White talked to me like that I would slap him

>>77882245
Yup. And people are acting like deleted-chin Schaub wouldnt be put into a coma by a stockton slap.

>>77886589
They live next to the Gulf. What do you expect?

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when is cat coming back?

>>77881685
Please tell me how you weer able to make out the words because I can't even with my earphones

>>77886589
Why do you hate your own country, ya friggin cuckold?

>>77886694
>weer
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
BRITBONGS ARE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING RETARDED

>>77881685
>Schaub: we'll see about that when he's teeing off on you
what a faggot

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eyo wassup memelords

are we having a love triangle between rory macdoneld, andrey koreshkov and douglas lima?

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whats this guys problem, why does he think he can shit on an active ufc fighter

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>>77886846
He didn't, he called out Nate on his delusions and jealousy.

>>77886846
Because he thinks of himself as a legit fighter when in reality he was only good at being KO'd

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>>77886877
And finishing Mitrione + Crop Cop and beating Gonzaga and Arlovski.

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>>77886872

>>77886925
Let's see you act competent when one of your friends is dying in the hospital.

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>>77886895
*GADOOOSH*

>>77886945
get healthy my guy

>>77886979
Already am.

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>bragging about a fighter getting his ass kicked to his face
what a shithead, he wouldn't say that to ngannou. Not cool to say especially in an argument about something you aren't even involved in

>>77886993
Obesity isn't my guy

>>77887025
I'm not obese I can promise you that.

>>77887035
Prove it.

>>77881685
how hate nate gone 30 years in stockton without getting shot

>>77887074
He doesn't say fuck you and flip off people who will actually do something to him.

>>77886620
>Implying

>>77881685
nate would be literally dead right now if that was callen, just think of callen's temper and number of street fights

look at this fags twitter lol
>love UFC! I travel to the USA 5 to 6 times a year for business & UFC events!

https://twitter.com/OJEntertainment

>>77887173
Kek he looks like he has both AIDS and cancer.

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He's 0-0 man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXCo2b0BBU0

>>77881685
shaub said "Yeah but I think it's your lack of knowledge and I think you're off on that"

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>>77887173
Keep in mind that the bus is 6ft tall

>>77887235
Why is he such a McGregor dick sucker?

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Is Coconut Creek Florida's own (in this picture) getting the next title shot against DC or is Gus fighting DC again?

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>>77887317
AYOOOO FORM VOLKAN

YEAHHHHHHHHHHH

>>77887317
LHW has been extinguished by dana.

Either bulk or go down to MW

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>>77881583
we told yall

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CWFC Featherweight Champion
CWFC Lightweight Champion
UFC Featherweight Champion
UFC Interim Featherweight Champion
UFC Lightweight Champion
WBC super featherweight champion (130 lbs)
WBC lightweight champion (135 lbs)
WBC super lightweight champion (140 lbs)
IBF welterweight champion (147 lbs)
WBC welterweight champion (2×)
WBC light middleweight champion (154 lbs) (2×)
WBA (Super) light middleweight champion
WBA (Super) welterweight champion
WBO welterweight champion

TOLD YALL FLOD WOULD WIN

YEAAHHHHHHHHHH

FORM VOLTRON LOL

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>>77887370

>>77887235
>Conor did damage for sure
Damn this guy doesn't even pretend not to have CTE

>>77887317
DC isn't prepared to fight anytime soon.
Oez vs Gus, winner fights DC

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>>77887338
christ

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Conor is already trying new things

>>77887403
but those are the only 2 guys who are kind of contenders lol

>>77887403
>>77887443
dc gus 2 would have some kind of drawing power?

after that i guess it doesn't matter who else would actually sell a ppv

>>77887427
Not even kidding Schaub could save that division

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>>77887394

>>77887491
he's on his way my man, day 752 on the road to LHW!

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>>77881685
50-44 diaz

>>77887491
Yeah we need some hilarious KOs, him and Vilante would be a great fight just to see which one of them has the glassier chin.

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For sure my guy it was just fatigue and nothing else

>>77887506
What is Schaub down to now? like 250? he started at what 240? that's impressive

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has USADA ruined MMA?

>>77887632
The IV ban ruined it more than anything imo

Jones x Stipe
Khabib x Tony

>>77884456
>2,100+ lbf
>0 to 28.5 mph in 0.125sec jab
I am fucking hyped.
MMA don't call me no more. We're through.

>>77887632
>USADA runs the UFC now

I for one welcome our new drug free overlords

>>77887658
Fights that will never ever happen for 1000, Alex

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So what's his deal? Why does he treat Gooby like his God?

>>77881685
what a fucking fag

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>>77887158

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Predict Jones' suspension length.

>>77887698
Wasn't he paid by Showtime to do that?

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>>77886644
MOMMY

>>77887499
Brendan was winning that fight and was ahead in that round in my books. Early stoppage by the ref.

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Now that it's 8 ounce, he'll be unconscious inside 1 round, mark my wuuds

So what is the best form of Conor?

Post-Loss Conor or Full Tank Conor?

I'd say Post-Loss Conor since nobody can maintain a Full Tank and Post-Loss is more of a state like Sea Level, Full Camp, TRT, etc.

>>77887747
For sure my guy, look at those bombs he was still throwing when the ref stopped

Early af

>>77887690
kys reddit

>>77887733
I want to fuck her while sick puppies blares in the background

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In case any one missed it. Canada is the king if heem

>>77887715
1 year
Dana can't afford to lose him

>>77887291
>>77887173
>>77887232
jealous bitter fags who dont leave their mums house

>>77887769
Reddit is unironically better than this place in every single way, that is hardly an insult. Give me more (U)s, dummies.

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>>77887781

>>77887792
hi OJ

>>77881685
Brendan Schaub btfo Nate dindu Diaz

What did snoopdogg mean by this?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BYSNw-tjK9M/

>>77887806
nice work lad

>>77887787
post em all anon

he took a good amount of damage in this fight,at least ten clean right hands if I remember right

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All I want is kickboxing to be relevant again. Is that too much to ask?

>>77887806
>37 picked Mac

it's crazy

>>77887715
second offense is usually 2 years

but nick diaz got that 8 year or whatever suspension for repeat offense with weed

>>77887781
That template looked very good
thanks for doing it

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>>77887822
conor btfo, snoop confirmed pro-kebab

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>>77887806
>one round off
>underestimated conor

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Heeminder that there are 5 MMA events this week and plenty to discuss

>>77887822
YEAUH NIGGA

>>77881685
fuck shaub. nate should have /heem/ed him

>>77886574
underrated

>>77887843
McGregor is right, Mayweather had no fucking power. Couldn't even knock him out with that shot.

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>>77887837
same, it's truly the patrician combat sport

>>>/asp/

Hi, you seem to have made your thread in the wrong forum. No worries, a janitor should be along to sort this out shortly.

>>77887883
Mcgregor had no power either lmao, Floyd still had him wobbly

>>77886644
i had a class with her

i just sat behind her every day and only learned her different scents during different occasions and what color underwear she wore that peaked out

basically the only thing i ever really needed to learn and pernanently record in memory and what i got with creep shots from my phone

>>77887894
How much do you get paid to be the 4chan police? I want to get in on this gig too bee.

>>77887837
yes

>>77881685
he won by defauly because floyd wanted to say later what a joke those rounds were and he basically walked through his punches with intentionally only throwing 3 punches per round

which he will probably say in some interview next week is he ever stops swimming in his new money

>>77887902
>underwear she wore that peaked out
Well??

give us more nigga

>>77887902
are you gonna make me beg?

>>77887894
take your off-topic nonsense elsewhere, loser

>>77887747
Hey guy, I noticed that you happen to be a leaf. I was wondering, why do you guys pronounce "pasta" wrong? You pronounce is "p-ass-ta" when it should be "p-oss-ta".

>>77887918
:^(

>>77887894
Start another strawpoll loser lmao

>>77887991
dana literally seething

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the beating of conor wasnt satisfying enough

>>77887837
I WANT TONG PO

GIVE ME TONG PO

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Are y'all aware that this Tuesday is the last DWTNCS? I didn't expect to get so attached to it but fuck man, that's a consistently good thing to have every week. Live fights every Tuesday is a good thing

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USADA still hasnt fixed their mistake?

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>>77887991
>tfw Ronda BTFO
>tfw Jones BTFO
>tfw Conor BTFO

>Conor Mctappy actually got finished by pillow fist Floyd

HOWLING with laughter my guys

>>77888049
Claudia won that fight

So would Conor have any success against Canelo?

>>77887936
>>77887938
cant
pics probably have all my phone info in em

>>77888057
>this is considered "defense" in boxing
>safe space sport
dropped

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>>77888052
TUF starts the next day

post nate diaz 196 memes, I need to stock up for conors next L

>>77887939
>>77887957

Mad af your gay fucking ""sport"" has been thoroughly exposed lmao

>>77888096
>HAHAH AN MMA GUY LOST A BOXING MATCH
>ALL MMA GUYS ARE EXPOSED
>TOP KEK XDXDXD

kys friend

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>>77888093

Has Connor's striking been exposed?

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heh

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>>77888091
I can't even force myself to watch that forced reality TV drama. I've tried to watch TUF in the past but it's always too cringe to make it through a single episode. DWTNCS was perfect because it was live fights with no filler. TUF is garbage compared to that

>>77888091
>wmma
wgaf

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>>77888125

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>>77888156
>Greece
>pretending he doesn't spam wmma
Fucking pottery

>>77888083
4chan cleans this data

do it now nigger

>>77888083
open in ms paint and change a few pixels, then save. it should remove all the EXIF data and there are online tools to check

>>77888156
the most popular TUF seasons have been joanna's and ronda's so A LOT of people apparently

>>77888139
>>77888156
You are still going to watch

>77888164
>redit tier b8
lad

>>77888190
>can't even quote properly
fucking pleb

>>77888181
I'm probably gonna watch the fights when they get posted on YouTube but I legit can't watch reality TV. I tried my hardest to watch the Claudia vs JJ one but I made it 2 episodes and quit. Claudia is my favorite fighter and I couldn't even do it for her

>>77887902
No (You) didn't

>>77888168
>burger
>pretends he doesn't spam scat

>>77888180
sex starved Amerifats

>77888205
>begging for (You)s since he knows I'm right
pathetic af tbqh

>>77888180
What, all time? That can't be true, right?
Not with some of the people that have been on TUF in the past, as well as just how long TUF has been running

ded """sport"""

>>77888209
you gotta skip through the shitty scenes when watching TUF

don't talk about boxing like that they had a good night

whre the fuck is jre its 2 am here

>>77888096
Grow up

>>77888229
no not all time maybe last 5 years

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I've been doing some research and the ring girl Vanessa looks upset when chad gets tko'd well here you see she actually puts her head on the other girls shoulder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Etpl4YIlty0

Was she relieved for Conor or sad for Mendes
Women are usually very shallow so you'd think she'd root for the slightly more alpha dude, she even kinda mocks small people here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmndilvDf9Y

Is it possible she's the only non shallow ring girl and roots for the nicer guy?

did boxing die last night? it basically proved to be a meme - tier combat sport right? turning your back and waiting for the referee to save you doesn't pan out well in pure combat

>>77888260
who's on tonight?

>>77888280
Still surprising considering Conor's been on there

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>MMA fighter vs. Boxer
>Boxer wins

Well damn didnt see that one coming lad

>>77888288
this sperg needs a name like confident lowtest

>>77887991
>Floyd running away as usual

>>77888288
Autism: The post

>>77888288
my fav conor fight (^:

>>77888299
it definitely lowered my opinion of the sport

>>77888300
hanibal someone but I am not sure its actually tonight i keep getting confused with timezones

People are acting like Conor got whooped by an amateur boxer.

>>77888288
What is wrong with you? Are all Britbongs like this?

>>77888134
Wow haven't seen this spiderman meme in a long time and it comes out from salty mcpoopy fans

>>77888341
Hannibal Burress is a racist. Don't support racism.

>>77888325
>>77888332
>>77888334
>>77888352
Why will known of you answer me why would she root for Chad?

>>77888322
Is Garbrandt retarded? He could have easily ended the fight at 0:03 but he decides to taunt instead. Why would anyone take that risk?

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>>77888376
>Hannibal Burress is a racist. Don't support racism.

>>77888386
because he has been in the UFC for a long time and maybe they fucked?

who knows who cares you haven't figured out shit, derpbong

>>77888288
was it autism

>>77888386
His name is literally Chad. He is the alpha here. McGregor is an ugly potatonigger that's good at talking trash. That doesn't make you an alpha male.

>>77888391
Because MMA fighters can't box and he was never in danger of being KO'd by someone as pillow fisted as Cruz

What does heem mean?

>>77888392
Please don't post trannies on /heem/.

>>77888440
thats a man friendo. your attraction to men doesnt make them feminine or a tranny

>>77888436
HEEM SLEEPY

>>77888399
Why would she fuck chad when she could fuck Carlos, or Mcgregor? Why would she chose to be friends with a 5'4 awkward guy? Why would she choose to root for him instead of Mcgregor? Its not like the ring girls actually know about fighting they'd just root for the hype train. Maybe Vanessa is the only girl who realises what a cunt Conor is and hates to see him win. I will do some more research and get back to you

>>77888418
That's not a real flag

https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/6we6j2/could_we_give_a_big_thank_you_to_the_mods_of_rmma/

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>>77888337
too many rules and too much refereeing. it felt like watching NBA

>>77881583
>No Conor/Floyd discussion allowed. Take that shit to /box/.

Polite reminder:
>>>/asp/

>>77888461
Stay there

>>77888460
>Why would she choose to root for him instead of Mcgregor?
McGregor was the underdog, he was suppose to lose to Mendes btw. Most people thought Mendes would wrestlefuck him to clear decision including her. /heem/ overwhelming chose mendes in that fight

>>77888125
>>>/asp/ ;^)

>>77888494
this is the spammer

>>77888460
Hey dude, you're actually pretty funny. Can you use a tripcode so I can identify you easier? I would like to read more of your posts, if you don't mind.

>>77888506
Grow up

>>77882436

Nah, he's tensing his neck to protect from a counter

>>77888517
>His head is too big!

>>77888526
ugh

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>>77888506
huehuehue
>>77888502
that is mandrama/box territory only friendo

real sports post here

>filter

/F\n>\nL\n>\nO\n>\nY\n>\nD/i

>>77881583
faggot
sorry, some guy used one of those do it or your mom dies things on me

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You know who's the real money fight motherfuckers.

How hilarious is this spammer guy? I mean, unironically this shit is pretty funny if you think about it

>>77888583
Kill yourself or your mom dies in her sleep tonight. No immunity.

>>77888603
nobody can take that low blow shot

>>77888619
I can't imagine what drives someone to do this on a consistent basis. No doubt he's a manlet with a really troubling childhood.

>>>/asp/

>>77888603
Burger was FUCKING ROBBED. He also got jumped for no fucking reason

>>77888619
its really not. and i dont understand how people get enjoyment from spamming in threads

>>77888641
This. Asian Andy quit on the stool and cried.

filter

/F\n >\n L\n >\n O\n >\n Y\n >\n D/i

>>77888649
>people
This guy is barely human not even an ape

>>77888641
Well he did punch the guy in the balls five times.

ballshot for ballshot, lad

>>77888649
There is a subtle humor in it

>>77888666
literally can't argue with dubtripsatan

>>77888619
Not hilarious when you know it's been at it for close to a year with absolutely no success. You just end up feeling sorry for whatever this loser is going through in his sad life cause no one who makes any decent kind of money would be doing this

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Lol I called it.

Sorry guys. He gets really revved up when I post.

>tfw 5'11 128lbs and 72" reach
Could I knock out the Goobs, too?

>>77888704
Lmao what are you even trying to prove? That you were able to drive to the beach and take a picture? Wow you sure did prove me wrong. Fucking pathetic.

>>77888771
Docksmurf is really just an angsty loser. It's why he posts blogs about his life here instead of to actual people

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what would be the perfect rebound fight for aspen ladd at bantamweight?

>>77888704
>look at me at the beach
ill kick your sandcastle manlet, tell me where u are rn

>>77888392
Thinks that black people can't be racist and hates cops cause one time a police man was really mean to him and told him to stop being a dumb nigger.

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Why didn't conor try this stance?

I'm a little stunned by how shit McGregor is at straight boxing. He didn't look like he could throw the same type of punches. He doesn't just throw arm punches in MMA. Yes, he was boxing Floyd Mayweather, but he still does not punch like that in MMA.

There are plenty of mma fighters who would do better and make a good showing of themselves - Holloway, Diaz, Joseph Duffy, Anderson Silva, Cormier.

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>mfw

>>77888833
>Cormier
he would get wrecked in boxing

>>77888833
Be honest, are you 49-1?

Just got home from a family get together. To my surprise everyone was talking about the fight. My mom called Conor "the skinny Irish fellow", my sister and cousin thought Conor was a racist. My dad bet on Floyd by tko (he has never watched an mma fight before). They all laughed when I showed them the awkward angles and then I left.

>>77888833
MMA boxing and boxing boxing are just two different beasts. Conor's still one of the better boxers in MMA.

>>77888861
He knocked out ex heavyweight boxing champ Lucas Browne in MMA, out struck him standing.

get for lee

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everyone is a boxing expert now

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>>77887822

YOU ARE ALL FUCKING FAGGOTS:

those who can do. those who can't become mma superstars

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>>77888841
That's what you think is funny. This is what McGregor thinks is funny. Keep laughing, NEET.

Aren't you fags supposed to be on /asp/?

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>>77888909

>>77887822
>fuck that pussy ass mcgregor, fuck him

>got heart though

>tfw I'm richer than McGregor AND a better fighter than McGregor

conor hasn't won a fight since his son was born. he's dunzo, i hope he retires instead of letting nate heem him in the rubber match

>>77887822
Trying too hard to be relevant

>>77888879
> Conor's still one of the better boxers in MMA.
I don't think so. Conor couldn't have beat a single boxer in the top 100 with what he showed against Mayweather, meanwhile Joseph Duffy went 7-0 against boxers, nobodies of course, but still boxers. Conor's style did not translate well at all to the boxing gloves/rules etc.

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmBbYklGY8w

>>77888993
>won 5 rounds vs boxing's GOAT
Conor would easily beat every single boxer outside the top 10, no questions asked period.

>>77888993
>but still boxers

And nobody even close to the top 100. Conor went 10 rounds with Floyd and did pretty decently for a guy that literally never did boxing beyond amateur and sparring.

>Conor loses once
>HE IS A FAKE
>HE HAS NO SKILL
>HE HAS NO POWER

Did people do this shit when Ali, Tyson, or Silva lose? Jesus christ.

>>>/asp/

what were the odds on Floyd TKO?

>>77889069
The difference here is that they weren't exposed as frauds when they lost. Floyd walked though every shot Conor threw at him and later said that he had some of the lightest hands he'd ever faced. When Floyd Mayweather of all people calls you pillowfisted and then TKOs you, there's no way to recover your reputation from it.

>>77889085
Nah, I'm staying right here. Do something about it.

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Reem bless lads

>>77889069
Because Conor had no idea what he was doing and his punches weren't shit. Here's a video that breaks it down well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAzARbpU_XU

>>77889088
-200

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>>77888322
>If you stick out your front leg for more leverage on your punches instead of using a wide stance to defend from kicks and takedowns you've get tapped out
>Garbrandt spends the entire fight in a boxing stance
>retired boxer in Holm KTFO UFCs biggest star in Rousey
>UFCs best striker gets humiliated by an old, 20lb smaller boxer
>"No boxer in the history of the sport has ever had a background in another combat sport" - MMAcuck


MMAfags on suicide watch

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>>77889069
Idk bro. Did they do this when Floyd los- Oh wait.

>>77889069
Last time I checked that was Mcgregors 4th loss.

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>>77887787

>>77889091
You fucking dork. He wasn't saying that Conor has pillowfists. By "light" he meant quick.

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>>77889172
What the fuck is this? Conor made a fucking movie. This is a verified account

>>77889196
These are the kinds of gymnastics Ido Portal wishes he was capable of.

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/asp/ here. /heem/fugees welcome.

HARD WORK

>>77889172

even the ref was like oooohhh shit nigga you better watch out now !

>>77889196
I don't remember Floyd ever calling ZaB Judahs punches light.

Fucking denial.

Anybody have a wemb of the ref just looking at Mcgoof when he's giving the in-ring instructions?

Hi, I've just been over in /asp/ looking for the /heem/ thread. Why is it still here?

>>77889236
DEDICATION

>>77889287
mods aren't doing their job

>>77889287
>>>/b/
take your off-topic posts elsewhere or you will be banned. first warning

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>>77889172
you seen this one?

>>77889287
You do realize yesterday was a boxing fight right?

>>77889119
Fuck's sake, buddy. Boxers don't win fights in MMA because they're boxers, they win because they're more skilled than their opponent. Holm herself got BTFO by a Muay Thai fighter. Garbrandt is undoubtedly going to get exposed by Dillashaw in a couple months, just wait. Wrestlers always murder boxers. Look at James Toney vs Randy Couture. Watch at least one MMA fight before talking about MMA please.

>>77889344
>Garbrandt is undoubtedly going to get exposed by Dillashaw in a couple months, just wait. Wrestlers always murder boxers
lol cody is a good wrestler

>>77889329
mirin dem angles my guy

was there a clearer punch for Conor in the entire fight

>you can't prepare for me
>just wait for him to get gassed

How does Conor hope to survive 5 rounds against a legit lightweight like Khabib who can ragdoll him around?

>>77884371
>>77884673
Thanks lads

>>77881583
Funny you should post that pic in the op, op. I was just thinking how conors trash talking seems less appealing after yet another loss. It was great when he was on his win streak but now it's kind of lost its charm a lot like chaels did.

>>77889344
highschool wrestler in nebraska detected

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>>77889376
No. That was his best punch and it came in round 2.

Floyd didn't seem very impressed though.

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who could beat them in a tag team deathmatch

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im dissapointed i havent seen more webms. guess i gotta do everything myself

>>77889219
He's gonna be played by Tom Hardy obviously. Who will play Mayweather?

>>77889287
this.

fuck off to /asp/

How was a 40 year old man with brittle hands that couldn't spar, and had been retired for 2 years be able to dominate the biggest star in MMA?

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What did Jon Jones mean by this?

>>77889407
same here

there are at least 10 clear mayweather clean punches

after the Diaz fight there have been already slow motion webms at this moment

>>77889435
>dominate the biggest star in MMA?

Was it in a MMA match?

>>77889344
>Garbrandt is undoubtedly going to get exposed by Dillashaw

Funny you should mention Dillishaw. His stamina, power, punch speed, and overall athleticism has been exposed by Boxing greatest just like your idol Mcgregor. If Dillishaw has even a fraction of the trouble with Garbrandts boxing as he did with Lomachenko than hes done for.

MMAfags can never recover.

>>77889329
Seriously impressive. Did Pacquiao or Canelo manage to land a hit like that? I know it didn't rock Floyd or anything, but it was still a pretty clean hit.

>>77889452
>if it was mma!
lmao

>>77889434
That was probably my favourite sequence, where he did the little "MMA run" these guys have been using to reset themselves, but floyd has good footwork so he just readjusts his stance and punches him clean in the face.

That's what an amateur versus a pro looks like. Can't get away with lazy tricks.

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>conor barely landed

>>77889405
Werdum

>>77889466
Hey man i picked Mayweather and was cheering him on, but come on now

>>77889196
He does though. Floyd decided to walk Conor down in the later stages of the fight because he knew Conor was a bitch.

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>>77889405

>>77889420
DUAL EXCHANGE

who is your favorite ufc woman fighter?

MMA is a pathetic sport that got exposed big time last night. Literally 'jack of all trades, master of none' the sport. there is no mastery of skill or athleticism in MMA. It's a joke sport. And MMA fans are the worst fans I've ever seen. I hope every single one of you sub-human dies.

The UFC is done. It's over. Pack it up. This thread is done. Pack it up.

>>77889477
This guy has less pop than Paulie Mallgnaggi lmao

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>>77889405
right here

>>77889494
quick rundown

>>77889403
Kek how many wrestlers have been champs in UFC and how many boxers?
>>77889460
Yep, because Cody is definitely on the same level as Vasyl.

>>77888049
Gotta agree. They didn't engage enough. They just made pussy ass shows of trying to engage but they could have just gone at it.

>>77889477
>people said dont stop the fight
>mcgregor literally couldnt hurt mayweather anymore