/cric/

terrified of Roach

Stoneman will get out in the 40s.

>>77873913
roach is the brawn
holder is the brains

Why is it called the WEST Indies when all the players are black?

>>77873954
??

the blacker ambrose

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Cricbuzz is Patrician choice.

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can only begin to imagine the knowledge that is being shared

Why don't Sri Lanka and Bangladesh just merge?

anyone else in this 'association cricket league' group on facebook, quite interesting, some brainiacs about

>>77874042
Why don't England and Wales just merge?

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>>77874071

@77874071
Shan't even be giving you a (you) for that

association cricket lounge*

>>77874083
fuk u

bishoo is being hard done by in this test

fond of cricket

asif would be proud of this holder spell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=969ZzFyHqhA

does wonders to your figure lads

>>77874169
t. brainlet

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How do we make China like cricket?

>>77874194
they're really not good enough for it

I'd rate my enthusiasm for cricket at around 3/10

>I'd rate my enthusiasm for cricket at around 3/10

>economy 1.11

>>77874194
import some players from pakistan and india

>>77874194
Give everyone the same amount of runs

tipping a wicket in the next two

Prediction: Stoneman's gutsy 42 off 163 will secure him a place for the ashes.

If we can hang on for 2 more days we might get a draw out of this

Was that Chris chan?

>>77874299
exactly what was expcted

>>77874299

Must be 4 inches max.

>>77874299
Must suck to have a name that's longer than your dick

>>77874299
rubbish

tell me about the trip "zachattack"

really admire the OP pic lad it's dummy fire

>>77874345
a phase haha

Why are Caribbeans just so much more intelligent than us?

>>77874436
because of there melanin whytie

>>77874436
only barbrainians

>>77874436
It's the length uh... the size... the girth... of their brains.

>>77874479
based gaylad

tell me about gaylad

>>77874489
Not him desu.

>>77874501
He's gay lad

>>77874550
rude

nasser hussein- 'the great spinner at the moment ravi ashwin'

>>77874436
poo in loo/nigger genes perfect for cricket IQ

which is why we produce GOATs with such a small population

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>nasser hussein

What goes on in here

>>77874654
shitposting

Why haven't they played a cricket match in Antarctica yet?

>>77874654
We discuss crickert

>>77874713
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-11-24/raaf-crew-takes-time-out-in-antarctica-for-cricket/6968726

>>77874654
bit of cricket bit of camaraderie x

would love a collapse to happen right now

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>Broken finger

based

>leg fucked and can't run
>bike needs a new groupset which I can't afford

going to get fat lads

>>77874917

Eat less.

>>77874917
>I can't afford

buy chinkshit on alibaba and sell it for double on Gumtree that's how I've been surviving for the last couple years without a job

don't think i can stand the loneliness much longer, comrades.

Why haven't they played cricket on the moon yet?

mars cricket team

>>77874917
Aren't Australians supposed to be good at swimming?

>>77875141
yeah but I don't want my hair to go a different colour from the chlorine

>>77875058

Where do you live?
Are you cute?
Are you actually a far lefty?

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>tfw dad turned it over to wogball because guests came over

>>77875199
is watching cricket considered shameful in england?

>>77875205
No but being Australian is

>>77875094
reckon the soup dragon would be a tenacious number 3

>>77875205
It's literally the sport of poshos.

>>77875263
Don't think the clangers are real to be fair

HAHA TIME FOR ROOT

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And the thing is. This was considered a good showing by the top order.

the brainiac strikes

Tipping a solid and assured half century for Root

>>77875267
that's a laugh looking at cricket here

>>77875252
can say the same about english in australia if I'm honest
got a mate that was born in england and will get extremely agitated if you remind him of that

test

getting autosaged lads

Love it when fat fuck Americans that have no understanding of >our sport autosage >our thread even when no one is off topic posting

>>77875303
don't believe nasa lies. investigate button moon

we're being bumped again?

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>stoneman with a broken finger lasts longer than westley

>>77875584
>graham smith with his arm in a cast lasted longer than Broad

>>77875608
Think he's just a seething seppo that can't handle seeing even 1 thread unrelated to his shit hole country

actually I don't know if he did

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>Holder to Stoneman, no run

janny is turbo brainlet

test

SUCH a gutsy innings.

wait just think it's the "OP can't bump his own threads" meme at work lads haha don't mind me

stoneman will go to australia now

don't like dogged left handed opening bats
only right handed ones

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>>77875719

Did Bishoo break his wrist 2 minutes into the match or something? Would be fuming if I was him.

tipping bishoo to clean up

Why don't they just put their bat in front of the wicket when they're losing lads?

>>77875169
I live near London and I have become a bitter reactionary, of late.

>>77875863

Missed one of the questions anon. x3

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>>77875753
>don't like dogged left handed opening bats

t.brainlet

>>77875863
>I live near London

You should stop doing that.

only brainlets thing there is anything wrong with bowling wide of the crease

>>77875886
i am shy and withdrawn

>>77875904
i don't particularly like it, but i have no friends so it's not like i'd enjoy living anywhere really

new black mirror lads

>new black mirror lads

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>>77876013
Good post.

Uhm sweetie this is a sport board please refrain from off topic posting

I'm glad Conor McGregor lost

This is a cricket thread not a circus thread sweetie

will root look to further force his 50-and-out meme

>>77876091
always laugh at how the normies all suddenly become boxing fans whenever the latest meme fgight is on

Root to break the record for the longest duck.

>>77876204
tipping a duck

>>77876213
I remember reading about some kiwi that batted for nearly two hours before getting out for a duck

>>77876250
>77 balls, 101 mins = Geoff Allott, NZ v SA, Feb 1999.

FEED THE SNAKE

>>77876290
I'm sure broad made duck off almost as many balls against NZ while trying to bat out a draw

unfortunately I'm not sure if WI can win

w2c root's new balance?

I kept saying I wanted a close test because we havent had one in ages but actually I prefer when we win easily

>>77876563
I also agree

do like wickets to tumble when there's shit batsmen at the crease though

>>77876489
Sure you don't mean Anderson? Second longest. 55 balls vs Sri Lanka.

>>77876599
he was out last ball iirc

>>77876545
>>>/fa/

>I kept saying I wanted a close test because we havent had one in ages but actually I prefer when we win easily

>unfortunately I'm not sure if WI can win

>>77876626
That whole series was enraging.

>reddit namefag can't into greentext
sad

Holy shit, England in the 90s were fucking horrible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHAUMzUdUsY

gabriel is elite

off to work lads

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Bring him back.

W E W
E
W

>>77876908
why did they censor his left armpit

love a burly right armed trinidadian quick a la ian bishop or shanny G

Compton must be worth a shout

Who the fuck is Dawid "Dave" Malan and why is he playing for England

tell me about shane dowrich

>>77877177
I am literally watching him bat right now and yet as soon as he's out will remember nothing of his ""batting"" or who the fuck he is. England must have better options for 3 and 5

cheeky ian bell recall on the horizon

>>77877284
discount ramdin if I'm honest

>>77877288
we have been playing without a number 2, 3 or 5 for quite a while now

>>77877316
>Recalling a man that got dropped by his county

>>77877353
it literally seems like they just structure the batting order by how little someone bowls, even though most of the ""bowlers"" are better than these """""Batsmen""""" they have been trying at those positions

contention: Aus/cric/ > Brit/cric/

they should unironically put broad and anderson in at 2 and 3 as daywatchmen

>contention: Aus/cric/ > Brit/cric/

>>77877542
but that would expose root to the new ball!
oh wait I see your point he is always in by about the 6th over anyway

>Dawid

Fuck Poland tbqh.

>>77877542
reckon it's time for england to pick TRJ as a pure pinch hitter at 3 and bring the memes into test cricket

>>77877578
it would have no effect on the top order, and you could get some t20 madmen to slap it around down the order. literally foolproof

umpballed out of the game

>>77877573
Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bait to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

will roach go on a murderous spree if there is one more catch dropped off his bowling? Y/Y

>dropping the RootGOAT

>>77877852
reddit

>>77877965
>>77877885
how fucking many times has this happened now
poor lad

>bishoo has a 10-wicket haul
?

morne morkel was still unluckier

>>77878184
I remember he cleaned up against Pakistan last year, might have been that

would love to know the cumulative amount of runs teams have given away after dropping root

>>77878231
over 9000

>>77878231
reckon it's a multiple of 50

roach face as he runs in looks like hes receiving a goat bj

What happened to Shane Shillingford?

/hoc/

dave chappelle getting some good revs on the ball here

>lankan fans start throwing shit on the field when they are about to lose another game
Lel

>>77878392
you'd think they'd be used to it

>>77878392
Great tactic. We should start doing that.

tell me about Bishoo, where does he fit into elite braniac Holder's plans?

>>77878477
Holder's been inspecting the ball and the pitch quite closely I reckon and he's calculating when the revolutions generated by Bishoo's release is going to be at its deadliest for each specific batsman at the crease

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>Holder returns to the holding role. Not the Holding role, obviously. That would require 20mph extra pace ...

>>77878536
my fav gimmick of the year

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>>77878536
based barbrainian strats

>Alf: Why didn't Malan walk?!
Well?

Is Jason Holder related to Vanburn Holder?

>>77878710
got me stumped lad
why indeed

>>77878710
Only brainlets walk.

makes me shake seeing the WI lead evapourate

>>77878710
because he wasn't given out

I fucking hate it when programs are programmed to use US English and tell you you've spelt words wrong because you put a u in there

>>77878745
good question, not sure

>>77878745
have to ask his mum lad

>>77878814
You can download different dictionaries to fix that

>>77878967
don't think I should have to if I'm honest

tipping England to win

>>77879086
bold

>>77875611
elite post

>Andrew, you skirted my query last year like a true Brit. Why do balls pitching outside off but hitting stump are ou whilst balls pitiching outside leg but hitting stumps are goats. Your response was something like British monarchy ish. Anything to add since then?

>>77875611
keep all posts cricket related thank

hmm

based

>How will Holder respond to that?
>Holder to Root, no run, wide outside off, and left alone

true intellect

is it possible to get root out before he hits a half century

off to bed lads got to wake up early tomorrow to play a round of golf x

>>77879234
kek

The STATE of Sri Lankan fans.

holder has the frame to bowl 10-15 faster but chooses to hold his pace back to make use of the swing on offer and continually ask questions of the batsman 's off stump game

wasting your last review on that

>>77879577
on a different wavelength to you, all actions will affect outcomes and using review up then was simply a good idea

straffo knows everything about boxing

>Englel getting BLACKED

ahahahahahah

>>77879918
>18/3 against Bongladesh

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>Holder's brainless captaincy has continued from the last test I see. He has used the DRS wildly (mostly when he is the bowler) and has failed the use the weapons in his arsenal

Windies will get bowled out for 67 in the second innings

>>77880081
(((cricinfo))) comments are always a shitheap

what even is bishoo

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>Bishoo to Malan, FOUR, short and crushed through midwicket. That was a dirty long-hop. But, a bit like my cat spraying all over my Wisdens after I've failed to feed her for an hour, that may have been a dirty protest from the bowler

>>77880174 (me)
so apprently he's an indian from south america who plays for the windies. why is this allowed?

>8 runs off 0 legal deliveries

>this bowling

holder has instructed this some leftfield shit

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holder interview lads

top bloke holder

Why the FUCK didn't he bowl Bishoo more

Holder losing some IQ points desu

not often you hear an england cricketer with a thick accent

When will the West Indies call up Chesney Hughes?

flintoff couldnt bat for shit

>>77881642
he was a memeswinger who was a gun bowler. should have batted 8 and opened the bowling in a perfect world

>>77881941
yeah, should have concentrated on bowling

cunts

reckon papua new guinea has a golden generation brewing up and might do something special in a couple years

>>77884570
fuck you

>>77884328
>>77884832
Rude.

sorry >.<

Hello I am here now

Woke up

Didn't even sleep

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>Aus 18-3 (9 Ov)

Bangalees will win!!!

Love my mum

Love his mum

we're back lads

Renshaw is fucking good

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Holy fucking shit I knew this would happen

FELLAS

hate cricket

distantly related to bradman but inexplicably haven't received any of his innate cricketing talent

Cricket is such a silly sport

>>77892549
distantly aristocratic but have not received any class

lmao

>Sneed Smith

absolutely blitzed on coke and booze lads
feel tomorrow is going to a special kind of hell

quite fond of cricket

tipping a 100 partnership between these two

hold no explicit opinion on cricket either way quite frankly

mm dont think theres any point trying to go to sleep, doesnt feel likely

why are subcontinent crowds so shit?

sri lankans and bangladeshis never show up to games

big matty renshaw on digging the fuck in watch

Shakib is elite. LITERALLY no other current player can claim this.

really a ying yang kind of thing going on between these two with renshaw taking big strides out and handscomb playing off the back foot absolute kino if I'm honest lads cricket at its best

keys to a successful opening pair:
>big queenslander with the first name "Matt"
>dogged western australian

currently have 1/2 down, really need to drop Warner for all non-Australian tests and bring in Bancroft instead to get the balance right

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>Smiff gone for 8
WEW.

absolutely love the go back to a length ball and play late meme, definitely demands a high IQ to pull off

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just meme my shit up

>>77892688
agree with this

if the selectors had any credibility warner would never be allowed to tour to anywhere but south africa

Mehrab Hossain Jr on radicalised watch

tipping him to detonate when Australia take the lead

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>using the depth of the crease

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feeling the most cerebral, haunting of hangovers/comedowns incoming lads

what do

that was the most fascinating of nights but i just dont think i can cope with tomorrow


guide me based ausgods

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>>77892689

>>77892746
Hangovers are a force of nature if I'm honest, there really isn't anything that can be done about it

kino shot

>>77892662
please come into our stadium in 40 degree heat, with no shade,no toilet and shit food

>>77892796
sounds just like the WACA mate

s h o t
h
o
t

fuck sake

just need to chill the fuck out, need to get some perspective

>>77892796
>no toilet

Since when has this been a problem for people in your part of the world?

>wogball ads

going to have (((them))) teach me their krav maga secrets lads

>>77892813
>he didn't think of the long lines
really?

NEED a benzo

im a hardy guy but honestly think that night might be the doing of me

coke is so fucking evil the way it just sucks you in and makes you feel amazing and then just spits you out again

taking drugs is objectively stupid desu

>>77892866
mm dunno have so many deep, cerebral, misty memories thanks to drugs

Reckon this will be Handscomb's first overseas century

>>77892592
Not even joking I started playing Rock Band 3 and missed a few vocal phrases because I was laughing at this post.

love ford
hate holden

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>already down to Maxwell and Wade

heard a lot about this lad

>>77892909
based maxy will ton up you heard it here first

wtf

would probably kill myself right now if it wasnt for my unparalleled test cricket knowledge since circa ~2003

>Two cancelled games
What the fuck happened? Was there suicide bomber?

wow this thread is dead

he's bowling like it's a t20

>>77893024
>winter series at the end of AFL and NRL's season
>against Bangladesh

yeah wonder where everyone is mate

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jesus fucking christ i feel absolutely fucking terrible

>>77893024
some of us have gainful employment m8

feeling lithe and muscular

runners high is the only high I need lads

based handscomb

reckon the darkness i'm feeling right now is about as deep, cerebral and all compassing as it gets

>no tiger bangla gf

Renshaw out in the next two

>>77892894
>Rock Band 3

>>77893139
Literally the best one in the series lad. We don't all play Ricky Ponting International Cricket 2005 here.

Tell me about the Dutch Bangla bank

can't understand a word this bangladesh bloke is saying

hoc owns cric desu

Warner is fucking useless

memes

there was a moment tonight where things went rapidly out of hand

ahh fuck

Moving back to the ancestral homeland lads

>LITERALLY get bowled out by Islam itself
Handscuck on Pooicide watch.

reckon kurt cobain was on to something

Just took a steaming Uncharted, lads.

fucking hate uncharted

two bad players but with smith and warner

I don't get why England are considered one of the sides to beat when their performances have been distinctly average for many many years now. Is it because they're one of the big 3? Here are their statistics of late:

* Couldn't beat Bangladesh in Bangladesh
* Lost to Lanka at home
* Couldn't beat Pakistan at home
* 5-0 whitewash in Australia
* 4-0 defeat in India
* Have not beaten West Indies away in the last 2 series
* Couldn't beat New Zealand at home
* Back to back whitewashes in the UAE
* Couldn't beat Lanka during their last tour

Their 50-over cricket has improved, but only because they were lackadaisical for many decades previously. Even so, it's not like they've won any major tournament either.

>>77893287
most teams are a bit shit right now

banglaGOAT

It's the English media spin. If they win a couple of games, they're the best team ever. If they lose, then it's national mourning and contemplation. There's no in between. It's the same for their football team.

fucking hell I hate this team

>>77892909
lol

said it for ages but bogan australians are just too brainlet to play spin, playing spin on turning tracks requires elite intelllect

Who will the ACB blame if >we lose this series?

>>77893324
Renshaw's one of yours

>>77893325
the players of course

>>77893324
How would my man Jason Holder play it with his elite intellect and cricketing knowledge?

>>77893325
Lack of preparation due to pay dispute

Literally called this lads

Glenn Maxwell Test Cricketer

listening to in the flowers on repeat on the verge of tears

>Commentator: He got out playing a very Un-Smith like shot
He does this all the fucking time, he's an absolute sped. He has the worst technique in the game and just moves around like a fucking tard and gets himself out whenever he's on a moving pitch. Someone have the one in Sri Lanka?

>>77892886
you were saying?

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Did Matty Wade write this lads?

>>77893292
All things considered.
Bangladesh are looking ok.

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>the fucking city of australian cricket

i will just go sleep lads

WHY DOES EVERYTHING I DO HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING INTENSE
WHY CANT I JUST RELAX AND HAVE A HEAVY NIGHT AND THEN GO TO SLEEP WITHOUT THINKING TOO MUCH ABOUT IT

wish i was a brainlet normie

going to kill myself

PBUH Allah is delivering victory to Bangladesh

jesus christ who is going to keep in the summer? carey? whiteman?

>>77893582
Fuck knows mate it's a mess

Agar to score an elite 99

Maxwell is literally the most talented cricketer I have ever seen

>>77893374
>and gets himself out whenever he's on a moving pitch
didnt watch the India series: the post

>>77893652
it is an unironic joy to watch him bat

>Maxwell to score a quickfire 90 & become Australia's Subcontinental Specialist.

>>77893659
Too bad he is a complete brainlet

>>77893666
Satan

BASED BANGLADESH

dropping truthies on the association cricket lounge facebook group lads

>>77893659
>>77893665
lmao knew it would happen as soon as I posted it

Monsoon fucking when?

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As it turns out, Foxtel are a bunch of seething fucking casuals

Unironically enjoy watching Australia lose.

unironically going to bed lads