the saviour of english cricket edition
Take the new ball please
>>77895572
Who would you pick as opener then?Burns?Hameed?Muscular Lyth?
>>77895548
whose this Clarke bloke
need six quick wickets
>>77895603
Some Saffer
>>77895603
Joe Clarke, division 2 Joe Root who can actually convert.
>Mulaarrrrrrn still hasn't brought his half century up
Pathetic.
Thirumavalavan Santhirasegaram reckons Shakib = Lara + Murali
>>77895614
doing exactly what we need him to do here
>>77895602
nvm just looked at browne's FC average and it is actually good. I thought he was some literally who
Cook
Hameed
Root
Clarke
Stokes
Bairstow
Ali
Toblerone jones
Broad
Anderson
Rashid/Crane
>>77895623
Don't like him, don't want him in Australia.One Saffer merc too many.
>>77895625
Has several massive scores, might be worth a look.
>>77895629
>no woakes
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D
>>77895634
I think he's looked technically decent in this game, a lot better than he did in the SA series where he was falling over and nervous. he seems happy to sit in when required to. don't see a problem with him batting 5 in the ashes as of right now
Paid £5 for test cricket as a student. Life ain't all bad, lads.
>41 off 148
For what purpose?
>>77895645
>picking a bog standard trundler
Malan 87* (1098) in a historic draw
>>77895660
only get 27.50 as a student here absolute shit
love never converting half centuries
>>77895634
he was actually born in england and was raised in both england and south africa by all accounts far less of a merc than either trott or kp
If Dawid Malan were a city in the North of Italy, he'd be Dawid Genoa.
>Dawid Malan's father has the same name, but he isn't called Dawid Malan Jr
>>77895660
what the hell this is a real sport?
>>77895719
if Dawid malan were a patch of mown grass outside my house he'd be Dawid magarden
>>77895749
Yes, the stadium rotates on its axis every half hour.
Fug
>>77895761
yeah sucked in richo mate
>>77895761
I missed out on tickets for Boxing Day too
JUST
>>77895783
england would probably be all out and the game would be over by now if they would just fucking take their catches
what happened to australian cricket?
furious that england will win
>>77895870
http://www.betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/millennial-slowly-discovering-what-it-was-like-to-be-a-cricket-fan-in-the-80s/
>>77895758
If Dawid Malan was a fruit he'd be Dawid Apple.
poomunity
>patrick: "Bell was not great. Had one good series and constantly disappointed for the other 80 odd Tests."
>Oh come now ... three hundreds in a row against Pakistan 2006, Test turning efforts at Durban and Cape Town in 2009-10, double-hundred against India to take England to No.1 in the world 2011 ... he wasn't an all-time great but he was significantly better than most who've been called up by England... back in 30
Kek shut up Patrick mate
>>77895870
Stove shit has 40% brain function
>>77895959
generous
he's such a fucking mong, I've literally been saying this for four years and got mocked on /cric/ for it
>>77895970
One look at him and it's fairly obvious, especially when he was younger
>>77895958
Patrick btfo.
The drop in temperature has made Jason Colder
>>77895958
Odd choices of scores to mention
India were gash in that series
>>77896014
Alright Patrick, simmer down mate.
Don't expect Patrick to drop anymore """truthies""" on cricinfo in the future lads
new ball lads
roach on taking a quick six watch
>>77896014
praveen kumar was swinging bananas tho
>>77896023
I like bell, but why would you mention him scoring the second ton of the innings in durban over scoring 3 hundreds in an ashes series
baffling
A wicket would make Jason Bolder
>Roach to Malan, FOUR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwspD--uff0
>>77896014
loved that series
dravid being the only indian who turned up
cook's high score
broad hatrick
>>77895629
>Recalling le 1 50 all season man
What's a competitive score to set?
>>77896086
how did dravid go from being so elite that series to so abjectly pathetic just a couple of months later in Australia?
>>77896086
>broad hatrick*
ftfy
why hasn't root declared yet?
Shannon Gabriel looks a bit like Carlton from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air.Looks a lot older than 29.
>>77896113
Already got enough. Poot just being a coward as usual and not declaring.
>>77896122
If it was wrong India would have reviewed it
think it through m8
was watching this shite at the pub
been drinking all day
was up 500 on the punt and came home with 100
paid 180 to get my ass eaten by a prozzie tho
good night
>>77896128
he has a very upright walk/run up and pushes his arse out + arches his back
he almost minces
>>77896146
Yes, very camp for such an imposing man.
>>77896134
Harbhajan still has the leather that his inside edge ripped off that ball
>you're now aware that series was the only time England have been no1 in the world for the past 40 years
>that was unironically England's golden era ft. Trott and Strauss
kek
KEK
Lads, when are >we calling up Jamie Overton.Genuine pace.But I worry he might be another Wood when he gets to this level.
what the fuck is roach even bowling? i don't want to hear any 2smart4u bullshit wtf is he doing?
>>77896164
Geography is against >us.
>>77896180
seventeen dimensional lawn tennis
>Strike Rate over 30
Why did no foreign cricketers play first class cricket in the Caribbean to prepare for the Windies when they were dominant?Foreigners always come to county cricket to practice playing in England.Also, why does no one play Ranji to prepare for India.
>>77896217
Money.
>>77896217
You could face the best of them in English conditions by playing county I guess
>>77896217
>Also, why does no one play Ranji to prepare for India.
You'd have to live in India.
>>77896217
complacency I guess, an example being the infamous greig interview
>>77896217
Is there even a system here for foreigners to come play? I don't know desu.
I mean even if there was one the pay would be shit and nobody would come anyways lol.
>>77896239
Yeah but going to the Caribbean was always the big tour.
>>77896242
not true, Matthew Hayden played a season there and Shaun Marsh almost did once
>>77896255
I don't think you understood my post.
50 (162)
a fifty straight out of the fifties there
>>77896262
no I don't think I did
fucking hate cricket I just want WI to win
Dogshit half century. Literally no reason to bat like that unless you're trying for a draw.
For me, it's GC "Hardus" Viljoen
>all these no balls
Disgusting desu.
>>77896290
Umpires should be disciplined for not calling these in all honesty. Disgraceful.
someone post that no ball compilation
>>77896290
This
Too bad this Reddit bowler is the only legitimate fast bowler "we" have
Just got in from work, have they taken the new ball yet?
>>77896315
yes
FFS they're going to make a lead of 300
>>77896322
Yeah, but by tea tomorrow.
>>77896322
Think >you'll still get a draw minimum.A pretty muscular one too, it has to be said.
>>77896333
Your trips enhance my dubs of truth friend
It's my birthday today lads
Why is it that when memehit players like Hales and Malan get selected for tests, they bat at a ridiculously slow strike rate?
how do you go from being right on top and a 1st innings lead of 170 to this?
>>77896368
a lot of them are slog or block players, either smash it to the boundary or defend. compare that to someone like root, who constantly rotates the strike so he keeps on scoring even when not hitting boundaries
>>77896369
>West Indies fielding
>>77896368
Same as Buttler.They have this idea that they have to think "like a test batsman" but in reality they've been called up to play their natural game.
>>77896368
different fields too
*dabs*
>>77896290
suspicious if I'm honest
we all know what WI pay is like
Will Stokes become the next player to score a century in both innings of a Test match today?
>>77896380
yeah it's a good point
>>77896401
Not sure know how /cric/ will recover from this one lads.
If no wicket next over I shan't be watching this game for the day
>TV coverage showing Gabriel has bowled a ton of no-balls not called by umpires. Time for hawk-eye technology on bowling crease?
How's he going to get his spot fixing money if they don't call them ffs.
>>77895761
>woolloongabba
So that's why it's called the gabba...
>>77896429
don't feel like that would happen for the west indies. imagine ambrose holding walsh viv locked in a dark room with you while you explain how you needed the money
reckon gabriel should be given a rest and bishoo bought on to clog up an end with holder
Elite, muscular Ben Stokes.
>>77896451
>holding to malan, no run
>another no ball
>>77896456
*holder, my bad friends :)
windians pooing the bed here
Dubs confirm wicket next ball
>>77896410
Will Stokes is a plumber mate
>>77896410
VERY disappointed no one used this opportunity to revive a classic meme.
>>77896492
>>77896487
BASED
Remember when all the brainlets earlier in the day were blaming Malan for not being aggressive enough?
>>77896513
Don't appreciate being called a brain let desu.
>>77896410
has that ever been done before?
>>77896513
Where's the rebuttal?
>>77896524
Loads of times.
>>77896503
Apologies
>>77896524
Hundreds of times.I think Warner has done it like 3 times.
>>77896113
450 would be a very competitive total and it's definitely still on the cards
>>77896535
My dad used to have smoked kippers for breakfast. Fucking stank.
>>77896535
it may be different in windies but people don't really have fish for breakfast here.
>>77896539
how can he do it 3 times if there's only 2 innings to bat in?
>>77896571
They do things differently down under.
>>77896555
Trips of wrongness.
>>77896524
Phil Hughes did it when he was just a baby
>>77896591
i've never had fish for breakfast and i can't think of any time i've seen someone else have it.
>you will never shitpost irl with bumble
Once we hit 319 we've won the match
>>77896613
Gone out of fashion a bit, but people still eat smoked kippers, kedgeree etc.
>>77896613
jesus did it
>>77896588
so in new zealand they have 6 innings is that why warne made 3 hundreds ? why only there
>>77896626
maybe it's different depending on where your from.
>>77896637
>Jesus was British
>>77896644
jesus is humanity
How come there has never been a Bradman of bowling? All the top wicket-takers are ~20 average with ~50 strike rate.
>>77896555
Wot
It's supposedly common knowledge here that the reason we have herring, salt fish and the like for breakfast is because we adopted it from you lot. Even my freaking Caribbean studies textbooks had it desu. Maybe it's an old custom for y'all ?
Fun fact, my uncle sat down and ate bake and salt fish with Cozier back in the day
>>77896644
Seems highly likely that God's son would be ethnically English
>>77896651
when's tea?
>>77896663
The ABSOLUTE STATE of Bryan Singer.
>>77896663
Bet he almost wishes he'd never got that wicket so at least he wouldn't have an average or strike rate.
The intelligence of that catch
Not even being ironic
this is the end of england
>>77896711
unironically this what a brainiac
It's over. We've been bested by superior Windian intellect.
Big Black Cerebellum
>>77896723
C E R E B R A L
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Bairstow needs more hundreds desu.3 to his name isn't anywhere near good enough.
tipping a bairstow duck
>West Indies can't field
the state of /cric/
At least there's a right-hander in now.
Hate lefty freaks.
>>77896735
that 99 was unlucky as
tipping a bairstow punchy 50
>>77896751
t.shane warne
>>77896744
t.seething brainlet
>>77896751
Yeah, I was gutted for him.Seems like the type who WILL choke when the pressure is on like that though, I remember how many times he came close but fell just short before his maiden test century.
left arm fast medium with a right hand bat stance #elite
tipping a quick 34 from stowey
tipping a bairstow dogged 50
tipping a collapse
I still genuinely think that 450 is on the cards
>Scott: "Stokes is very irresponsible to be caught on the boundary with the match poised, this isn't T20 and he should place a higher value on his wicket, which is true of many of the England team from the first innings :("
>Blah. He's just made 158 runs in the match!
>>77896784
Maybe more.
tipping a bairstow pugnacious 50
>Robert Stow: That's the sort of dismissal KP would have got slaughtered for! Classic Stokes, please don't ever change. Another top 50.
>Jez: "The 158 runs are irrelevant - they've already happened!!! The situation is that England have a slender lead and not many batsmen left."
>Hmm... Let's reduce England's first innings to 100 then, and see how 312 for 5 looks now ...
brainlets getting BTFO kek
>>77896793
Fucking love cricinfo brainlets.
Jason "what the fuck do I do with a leg spinner what the fuck" Holder
Why haven't they added cricket to the commonwealth games?
Malan isn't the man to bat 5 for England.
absolutely elite
absolutely cerebral
absolutely based
>>77896837
think they did for a bit
they've added it back in too if I'm not misremembering things
61 (186)
Should keep Malan on desu
Now Mo and Bairstow can ramp
imagine the truthbombs coke would draw out of us all at a /cric/ round table discussion
>>77896782
get around me lads
>>77896824
he shouldn't have even bothered to reply to someone saying that, it's the same people calling for cook to be dropped for not scoring enough 100s, root to be dropped for not converting 50s to hundreds and broad to be dropped for not running through anyone this summer
Holder knew that the laws of physics were in Chase's favour and not Bishoo's and he has just been ratified
>>77896860
It's all fun and games until the elite Australians start having sex on the table
>>77895629
holy brainlet
Is Dowrich the worst wicket-keeper in Test cricket atm?His batting doesn't even justify his selection.
can't help but notice the declaration has STILL not come
>>77896906
Wade
>That Brainlet that defended Malan's shitty strike rate
>>77896905
t. steven finn
>>77896907
He's waiting for a lead of 150+ before he declares
>>77896917
170 ought to do
>>77896912
Malan has objectively and irrefutably kept us in with a chance of winning
>>77896906
I'll still take Ramdin over Dowrich
So what if his batting was inconsistent at least he could actually wicketkeep
T. Biased Trini
Why are all the English pitches spinning like crazy this summer?
>>77896946
because it's fucking RAINED EVERY DAY
>>77896912
you'd have to be a brainlet to think malan has done anything wrong with his slow scoring
>more extras in this innings than runs westley has scored in the match
>>77896944
Not biased Trini.BASED Trini.
>dropped
>>77896946
The earth itself is spinning more because of global warming
Shoutouts to the average Trini that says "wicketskeeper"
>>77896980
tough chance that tbf
I love how michael holding says square
sk-weee-ur
>>77896969
Horribly flawed cricketer that needs to be shipped out asap.
>Is Dowrich the worst wicket-keeper in Test cricket atm?His batting doesn't even justify his selection.
eating pasta
>>77897004
Jamaicans tend to stretch out words
Trinidadians would say "skwehh" pretty quickly
Bajans would say it "Skwir"
>reverse meme
DECLARE ALREADY
THIS IS A FUCKING FARCE
kek
KEK
revising my earlier prediction down to 400
>>77897014
That's actually a very CEREBRAL opinion.
>>77896774
>>77896778
state of you
>>77896782
muscular woakes in next to provide based moeen with some support
>>77897048
You didn't quote my prediction of a duck
>>77897057
no I didn't because it was wrong but not entirely laughable
just woke up lads
Save us muslim man.
Why don't they just hit the ball before it can spin?
What a ridiculous shot that was to play.It's this T20 mentality that's killing Test cricket.
Think I'm too intelligent to support England
I don't resonate with any of these brainlets
Why don't they just hit the ball?
>>77897077
yeah that's why you get to the pitch of the ball
We're approaching that magic 170 mark
he's decent
we just don't know if he's good outside of meme conditions because india have had zero away tests in like two years
His carrom ball is pretty fucking cool- Daniel Hay (2017)
>glance up from my philosophy book
>still no declaration
sigh
>>77897127
He's on the verge of it just be patient
don't like this 'anyone who disagrees with me is a brainlet' meme
>>77897140
i love it
>>77897140
respectfully disagree with this rather cerebral opinion
Will Ali bat through the end of tomorrow and help England secure the draw?
>>77897094
>>77897140
I'll stop using the meme when people stop saying low-IQ things
declaration incoming lads
>>77897165
'no'
almost at 170 lead, or as I call it, the declaration sweet spot
>>77897094
giving bayliss a ring right now to share this thought with him
>>77895586
who?
>>77897181
root will want at least 200
Ton partnership lads, followed by a belligerent Broad 50, good stuff.
>>77897193
the balding bradman
backing ali for a cerebral 30
>>77897203
beg pardon?
>Swaroop Mami
>>77897199
>belligerent Broad 50
>not an audacious Anderson 8*
>>77897221
he's like bradman but he's also balding a bit earlier
brainlet bowling from Roach
tipping a majestic moeen 32, wonderful woakes 14, belligerent broad 0 and audacious anderson 4*
>>77897239
>belligerent broad 0
most realistic thing i've read all day
>>77897239
calm down with the alliteration lad this isn't year 6 english SATs
>>77897239
I expect at least 2 of these to be correct,otherwise I SHALL be revoking your /cric/ posting licence
>23 ips
very nice community lads
>>77897066
what time do you call this???
>351/7
>the city of the blurst Indies
>>77897140
literally the best meme we've produced/adopted
>>77897271
kek
K E K
>>77897304
originally a /brit/ meme
do you think she'd love me if she knew my correct to incorrect tipping ration
>>77897280
>Mistaking posters with no. Of images
>>77897337
Wouldn't bother revealing it unless it's at least a 3
love tea
hate drinks break
>>77897340
This. I would be humiliated if I was the Brazilian poster right now.
>>77897382
notice how he hasn't made a post since
>>77897332
thought it was /sci/ one
I think a 10 posts per poster is around the optimum level for a thriving community
>>77897385
seen it all over if I'm honest
>>77897393
Saw it on /sci/ first desu, more than a year ago.
don't think I've ever been on /sci/
really just post on /sp/ with an occasional dip into /fa/ /lit/ and /mu/
browse /cric/ and /int/ almost exclusively these days
>>77897434
hate /int/ purely because of how retarded most of the australians there are, the /sp/ community is much better
>>77897434
literally me
>>77897434
yeah same
occasionally travel to /pol/ to shitpost about drumpf
>>77897420
you're an artsy type then eh?
same really main /sp/ for this thread then /r9k/ /fit/ and /tv/
disappointed this image I made never took off
Big fan of /p/ and /an/
>>77897473
change yoda to richie benaud and I will use it
>>77897434
/sp/ and /c/ master race over here
mainly post in /cric/ and /trans/ some /fit/ with the occasional shitpost on /v/ about whatever console war
I love cooking but just realised I have never been on /ck/
some top humour on /int/, love some of the threads that get made
>/trans/
>>77897497
once had a good long laugh when I went over there because some brazillian had posted a picture of someone walking up to the pearly gates with the caption >entering poland
>>77897495
it's decent board to just have a quick browse of
>>77897497
>have a look on /int/ because of this post
>/brit/ is full of women with cocks
Not for me lad
>/trans/
>>77897508
i miss the 'you arrive in south brazil' gimmick
>>77897524
that must be trannyspammer on the loose then
usually it's right wingers (rorkes) and left wingers (rasheeds) arguing, occasionally there's gokd banter but not as much as there was 2 years back
tipping a matchwinning 70* (185) from kraigg 2nd dig
>>77897556
sounds amazing lad, there is a shortage of angry political arguments these days
>>77897556
*good
>/brit/
tipping GOATwaite to make a dogged half century and carry his bat
>Kraigg Brathwaite's best bowling is 6/29
listening to galaxie 500
>>77897620
listening to weezer
Mainboarded /fit/ for a few years
Summer posted on /a/ once
Post solely on /sp/ and occasionally /v/
>>77897614
>against sri lanka
Who /o/ here?
Eurobeat + Cricket when?
oh I go on /n/ too
Jesus christ how many fucking extras is that
can't believe how fucking horrendous /pol/ is and that i unironically used to take it semi-seriously
what are we watching
>>77897671
bit of cricket mate
>>77897661
It's what happens when celebrities blurt it out to everyone they know and millions of redditors seem to think they're welcome
this extras lad is a gun, we should take him to the ashes
nah can't see WI winning sadly
>>77897631
>Windies still lost despite the efforts of their greatest living intellectual
>>77897675
got a stream?
also whats cricket
praying for a windies victory for the good of the game
Has a team ever shot itself in the foot so many times in one match?
>>77897686
crichd.in mate
>>77897661
What's wrong goyim?
>>77897661
It has gotten worse in the last few years but yes, I'm similarly ashamed
almost became an unironic mra in 2011
>Front foot no ball
>Spin bowler
Sagacious
Bit of umpball desu
disgusting
>>77897701
>It has gotten worse in the last few years
yeha definitley, it kind of served a purpose at one point i guess
>>77897712
Being any sort of 'activist' is retarded but I have a soft spot for MRAs because of how obscenely butthurt they make feminists.
Baffled as to why Root hasn't declared yet
>380-7
why are they even playing anymore
Imagine living in a country with extreme weather.
>>77897769
because the west indies have a very real chance of winning mate
>>77897769
because the lead is only 213
arleigh braithwate is no doubt watching right now and i just want windies to do him proud lads
rubbed one out to the wii fit female trainer as a kid ama
reckon the ref should get the hell outta way
pick another spot to oogle
>Woakes has a better FC average than Stoneman
revising my earlier revision back up to 450
>>77897792
was the wii in your living room or in your room, if in the living room did you danger wank or did you wait for your family to go out?
fucking sick of gabriel fucking this up
>>77897813
living room and always a danger wank
>>77897792
I once rubbed one out to Louise Redknapp doing the wii fit ad. Never gone that far though tbqhwy.
>>77897792
Do you like it when she says "Keep going" ?
>>77897835
you have no idea mate
>>77897829
haha what a lad
>>77897792
>wii fit
>as a kid
>>77897850
with as a kid referring to me at 14 or something
>extras has scored more than englands 1 & 3 combined
how do we stop moeen's rampage
Is Holder, dare I say it, a brainlet?
>>77897866
haha imagine if extras outscored every member of a national team during a very important game that would be a laugh
"Here's the plan Kraigg, I'll open the bowling"
"No skip, allow me"
>>77897875
surely such an ignominious feat has never been achieved
>>77897869
Bowl him a bouncer!
t. old West Indian man
imagine bowling out the top 7 of a batting side and in strides moeen ali and chris woakes and they have a good tonk around
>>77897885
>berl hurm a buncahr
>>77897875
nevar forgetti
hate my wog cousin who has now latched onto wogball and covers my normiebook with it
Imagine being a very bad team and for once in a long time you bowl a team out for less than 300 and put in a strong batting display then control the opposition's batting reply for almost a day then throw everything away in one session haha
gone massively off wogball
pretty sure I only watched it at school because everyone else did
>>77897900
>Best guess for this image: child
>>77897900
fuck me almost forgot about that cockhead
>>77897914
grim
>>77897925
I don't mind the game itself on a fundamental level but the culture behind it is fucking horrendous.
>>77897943
same
and the media circus surrounding the premier league sickens me too
>>77897933
2015 was a magical year
so many aussie wogs on /sp/ too
fucking hate them
an australian who doesnt like cricket is justa crime against humanity
>>77897933
>In what was undoubtably the turning point in the match, Haddin dropped a fairly regulation catch from the bowling of Starc on Root's second delivery. The dismissal would have reduced England to 43/4 after they chose to bat first, but after the let off the pair raced to their respective fifties, putting on 153 runs for the fourth wicket before Ballance was trapped LBW by Josh Hazlewood for 61. Root and Ben Stokes then shared a fifth-wicket stand of 84 before Root was caught out by Shane Watson off Starc for a total of 134, having rescued England from 43/3 to 280/5.
>>77897964
particularly hate the juve frogposting wog
>>77897983
yeah
when's he getting the call lads
>>77897997
unironically wouldn't mind him grinding out some runs at 5. he's been EXPOSED as a 3 tho
dad was just talking about players overshadowed by their superior counterparts
in the conversation there was azhar mahmood and abdul razzaq, rob key and ian bell and most cruel of all stu mcgill and warney
>Andy J: "I'm laying on a beach on the south of France looking at the commentary intermittently.
Fuck off Andy tbqh.
>>77898028
damien martyn and the rest of the austalian batting side
>>77898030
bet andy is actually in some yorkshire mine
>>77898028
pujara and kohli
What's the weather forecast like tomorrow?
Hope it's going to be cloudy ;)
>>77898052
yeah gotta feel bad for kohli
>>77898057
hes literally seething
>>77898052
>player scores more runs than you with a higher average
>get him dropped because muh aggresib intent :DDD muh rohit :DDD ur not my friend chessie cus im good white ball man :DDD
It took 4 days but Bishoo finally gets a spell for FUCK'S sale
>>77898052
i'd trade all the memeswingers that bayliss wants to get involved in the test team for pujara, stick him at 3 and watch england walk all over every other test team
this whole game is a bit depressing
>3 away wins in 20 years
quite impressed the windies actually managed to bugger this up
>autismals get out
>memeswinging muslim makes 80
>>77898151
Can't fool me! You revised your total to 400, no going back now!
la illah ha illallah
muhammadur rasulalah
>>77898112
love a fine number 3 bat
>This intellectual and unselfish strike rate
Malan's cerebral 61 set us up perfectly to win this match
In less than 2 hours we went from Windies winning to Windies best result being a draw
De mudda ass dese blasted men thro way the FUCKING game
PBUH (Moeen)
anyone got a good moeen chant
ذِكْرُ رَحْمَةِ رَبِّكَ عَبْدَهُ زَكَرِيَّا إِذْ نَادَى رَبَّهُ نِدَاء خَفِيًّا قَالَ رَبِّ إِنِّي وَهَنَ الْعَظْمُ مِنِّي وَاشْتَعَلَ الرَّأْسُ شَيْبًا وَلَمْ أَكُن بِدُعَائِكَ رَبِّ شَقِيًّا وَإِنِّي خِفْتُ الْمَوَالِيَ مِن وَرَائِي وَكَانَتِ امْرَأَتِي عَاقِرًا فَهَبْ لِي مِن لَّدُنكَ وَلِيًّا
>australia are unironically going to lose to bangladesh
cannot wait for the facebook posts from the bongs
Shall be making an ironic prediction of 5-0 for the ashes
>>77898253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvXicYFqWJY
>Malan's cerebral 61 set us up perfectly to win this match
tipping moeen to bottle it
>>77898259
Don't have much of a leg to stand on for that one unfortunately m8.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/series/10713/scorecard/1029827/Bangladesh-vs-England-2nd-Test-England-tour-of-Bangladesh
>>77898302
well then
Please give me some (you)s after that stellar prediction lads
>>77898302
typical
this bearded cunt needs a period out of the side to stop FUCKING giving it away
>>77898312
bongs = bengali m7, don't think english shitposting on normiebook is up to scratch
bangladesh will be a cricketing superpower before 2030, literally
>>77898302
tipping Guyana to achieve test status before 2030
>>77898302
based allah
>>77898338
>bongs = bengali
>getting yourself out so that you get a bowl on the pitch you have degraded by running multiple singles and doubles
Shall be defecting to Australia
that beard is a disgrace for all that cricket represents
>>77897239
right then
*revokes your /cric/ posting licence*
>>77898377
yeah and what would YOU know about what cricket represents
when the FUCK did a finn ever do anything in cricket
That chap has egg on his face right now
>>77898367
we're not much better either mate
bangladesh winning :)
Yes.sakibal hasan very well cricket.84 ran and 5 wiket.
>>77898381
just because I got everything wrong doesn't mean it wasn't a decent prediction
Reckon I'll get myself banned
>>77898367
australia are awful
>>77898386
shouldnt you be batting, alibaba
>>77898386
>>77898399
t. Abudl Inzamam Al-mualim Khan Razzak III
>>77898386
it exists
but that is about it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finland_national_cricket_team
hope the jannies don't scour through this thread since I think I made one or two offtopic posts
>>77898437
you really think our moderation team would do that? autistically check every post in a general for off-topic content?
live in eternal fear of the janitor picking me up for my indiscretions
brathwaite
cook
pujara
smith
root
shakib
bairstow
amir
harmer
hazlewood
rabada
t.brainiac
>>77898412
you want to get banned do ya? heh, good effort kid, but let me show you how it's done.
FOR FREE
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>>77898425
>not following ecc div 4 test cricket
casual
>>77898451
Don't want to take any chances
>Allowing Broad to score runs
>>77898455
switch harmer for herath and it's perfect
>>77898386
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Finn_(cricketer)
Shall be playing Super Mario Cricket in my basement
Luigi is a solid opening bowler
based rajibul islam ozil called a bangladeshi victory when i doubted it myself
night lads
>>77898495
>Very Fast Aththachchi Nuwan Pradeep Roshan Fernando Running at Incredible Hihg Speed
>>77898511
Knew Bangladesh had won it the moment they were on course for an above par score
>>77898514
Good night my love
absolutely sick of Bishoo's hair desu
you brainlets have no idea what level this man is on
>>77898551
I'll tell him you're here ^_^
lad's i think at least 455 second innings is on the cards
Windies would already need to get the 3rd highest 4th innings total ever at Headingley.
>>77898551
Thought he blocked you
Will Root ever declare
>>77898615
This is now the 3rd highest 3rd innings total ever at Headingley.
The highest was 510 by India and they lost.
>>77898650
no, may aswell let them bat it out at this point
looks like root is happy to settle for the draw
>>77898629
nah someone else
rajibul and i are bff
>knitting
love rob key
hate ali mooen
for fuck's sake get out already
declaration never
>England lead by 303 runs
DECLARE.
All-rounders should be banned. Was way more fun watching guys like Tuffers try and bat.
>>77898892
What did Courtney Walsh mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wntNCGycY8
>>77898892
good post
At fucking last.
322 to win.
What a fucking idiot Root is declaring that early he's just thrown away the match
ez anglo victory
>322 to win
too early
windies could have caught up
honestly would have stayed in that association cricket lounge but its public and dont want normies seeing my truthbombs
They've already, ALREADY scored three runs. I sure hope someone gets fired for this blunder.
>believes WI won't win
Absolute masterclass in captaincy from Holder to fool Root into thinking he had a comfortable lead
Was Kieran Powell the one who went to try an play baseball
>tfw Vaughn won't connect with the fans
Overconfidence from Root. I expect WI to knock these runs off before tea tomorrow.
>>77899299
Who will replace him as captain after his inevitable firing?
why oh why did he declare so early? WI have this in the bag
Going down leg, don't review.
basedwaite just settling in lads
>>77899311
Unironically Simon Harmer.
>>77899315
gr8 b8
Jimmy 500 wickets tomorrow? I eagerly await the SEETHING Australian banter as a result.
If they don't get Brathwaite out Root should walk.
>>77899389
There's only 10 wickets left to take m8. Thinking he can get 500 in a day is silly.
>>77899389
>b-blanderson
>h-h-homebabby, he's really not very good
>Final over of the day coming up, and Moeen is going to have a shuftie
We didn't even get anyone out what an utter waste from Root he'll rue those lost runs
holding looks sad lads
reckon he'll be on the whisky tonight
crystal ball: simon harmer 40 wickets england in australia 2021
serious bowler
soon
really dont like that pakistani english accent a la moeen
swear they put it on deliberately
Seething that England are gonna win tbqh
>>77899705
Why do they have to mumble everything?
harmer is literally the finger spinning version of warne
#elitetruthie
>>77899760
Look Simon, you'll just have to live with the quota system. Nothing we can do about it m8.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1pWfYdEnMc
benders
have watched as much harmer footage as i possibly can and can honestly he has completely mastery off his craft
i litterally KNOW for a fact harmer is elite and hopefully he will be england's soon
Goin for a sleep lads good night
How can I? How can I?
How can I make my body shed for you
How can I? How can I?
How can I make my body shed around your metal scars?
Did Jimmy Blanderson ever recieve the broken fuckin arm he so desperately deserves?
>>77900470
no and apologise to Sir James Anderson for even suggesting it
>>77900470
SEETHING
Apologies for the lame shitposting lads I was in a bad mood
Wonder if that janny nanny did ban me tho
>>77898455
>harmer
as in Simon harmer the saffa?
this is unironically the best world xi i I've ever seen posted here
>>77898498
>Luigi
reckon he'd make a brilliant dogged lower middle order bat
>>77898734
t.braniac
>>77899601
>>77899630
#elite
>>77901267
I for one enjoy your presence trinibro hope you continue to shitpost to your hearts content xx